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This is a link post buttery biscuit base
masterchef
(herman:D, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ScruntCock

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post *upvotes*

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post You should post the original by b3tan Swedemason
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfeyUGZt8nk
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL HAV U SEEN THIS!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5x5OXfe9KY
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG!
Check this out!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I raise you THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1rm-ZqP8P0
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post BASTARD.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nifty link-mongering
but the status bar at the bottom exposed your lies.

Skeletor down there made me paranoid enough to check, so cheers skeltor - you saved me from a horseing.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post No problemo!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post DAAAAAYTOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
The actual youtube vid! I've been watching a few daytona vids :)
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Purple link is purple

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post won't someone think of the glass
cocks
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The popular page was effectively a mighty glass phallus last week.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I did his garden

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Judging by his head in the preview....
this is use of veet.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hi Herman
swedemason, the creator of this video, posts his videos personally here on B3ta for our enjoyment. This one from last year was in the newsletter. If you are going to link to his videos, use the link by Reazril above. Your one is just people reposting his video again on youtube in order to steal his hard earned views for whatever their nefarious purposes are
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post well that'll fix this problem for ever and ever!
Next, can you have a bash a third world debt?
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yes. ask them to pay it back in easy installments, and give them the first 3 months interest free in a special introductry offer

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry for that didn't no it was made by a b3tan
fix it now
 (herman:D, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Know

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
Know Thanks for fixing that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good correction there PT
I had absolutely no idea what herman:D meant
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post cliquey cliquey
Secret knowledge bollocks
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 7:54, Reply)
This is a link post Tiny bit rude
Not unsafe. Would.
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *signs up to German acting agency*

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That guy's nose
is one lucky nose.
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that
Jammy bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I too
Would sit on that guy's face.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post she has a cock
thats a shemale or a shim if you prefer
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post oddly enough
that doesn't make me any less jealous
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post where do you get that idea from?
It's good to see that Germans can make good comedy
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:36, Reply)
This is a link post Alice In Chains - Unplugged.
Because it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He had such a great voice before he decided heroin was a better world than this one.
This is also about the time that the members of Metallica decided to cut their hair. They were in the audience for the taping.

Note the handwriting on the bass player's bass that says something like "friends don't let friends cut their hair."
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't noticed, thanks ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This was cos metallica were in the audience
Along with the Enter Sandman.. "LL Cool J" ref...

Also

RIP Layne Staley. His 46th was last week :(
 (FBMan, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No
He aint gonna die.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm on that fucking track right now!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Down in a Hole.. and Nutshell

Powerful shit
 (Jimmers, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite band... ever
Get the "Jar Of Flies" EP... Rotten Apple is just incredible. Also check out the Mad Season album "Above" if you're a fan of Layne's voice.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I have both of them - great stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Try this Grunge Playlist
It contains plenty of Alice in Chains, some Madseason too

I am pleased that so many b3tans like this stuff too

open.spotify.com/user/genestealeruk/playlist/118vZyUVFnaJkcPgxEkdd0
 (FBMan, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, likewise :o)

Cheers for this, I'll get on and listen to it as soon as I've prepared my next fix.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I met Jerry Cantrell once
what a miserable bastard he is
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post School Asks Deaf Child to Change Sign Name, Says It Violates Weapons Policy
Oh... brother.


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He should change his sign to a little vignette of him hunting a buffalo, removing the heart and drinking its blood...see whether that suits their school rules more

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post The school probably has an anti-meat policy as well.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, what about changing it to "Fuck me into a coma"?

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, and all this in a country where in some states its still ok to paddle kids up to the age of 18

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably fine downstream but I bet they don't handle well in the rapids

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!
That must be an interesting addition to the morning register call. But violating weapons policy?! Madness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple solution
Allow every other child to make the same sign whenever he does it.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post In the "Rocketdrome" in Paterna, Spain
Amazingly, no animals are hurt in this Fiesta (this part, anyway).
(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd do that!
What an experience.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This kind of thing is fairly common out in the orient.
In Taiwan they have a proper festival where brave/mental men (it's always men of course) kit themselves out in thick jumpers and motorbike helmets and stand in front of fireworks. None of this pansying about indoors, either.

It's considered lucky to be hit by one of the rockets.
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a link post cute film about dogs
and organ transplants

edit: this one's good as well. I thought I'd posted it before but it doesn't seem to have been www.youtube.com/watch?v=lICXAFFxWgk
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post TWO HEADED DOG
TWO HEADED DOG!!
I've been working in the Kremlin with a two-headed dog!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7aLXehSXAo
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:13, Reply)
This is a link post Scottish Sun reporter writes possibly the worst every interview story
This guy is horrific. Interviews a world class violinist - spends the first 100 words talking about how despite her being stunning she don't take a good picture..... sexist and rubbishly written. Sorry for the Scottish Sun link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "But Nicola doesn’t always take the bonniest photo — she’s beaky in pics sometimes, which is weird because in the flesh she’s an absolute knock-out."
Jesus. Someone shoot this guy in the face already. What a massive cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha. Beaky.
Very Partridge.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I am some what disappointed that
a) There was no mention of "PHWOAR! Eh, eh lads? *wink*"
and
b) She got didn't get her tits out.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post She did?

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post for the lads

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post She would never!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Fer fucks sake
"So many of our neighbours have moved out — I’m worried about getting hit by an ASBO because we’re practising all the time. I have a cut-off point of about 10pm, but Leonard will go on all night if I let him.”

I bet he would."


Written by Eric Idle?
Deserves a punch - nobber.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post leonard, thats a name you don't hear babies being called anymore
and thats a shame.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks a bit like Olivia Wilde

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Olivia Oscar
 (I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A talented and articulate woman
able to speak with intelligence about why women shouldn't need to get their kit off to be famous? Of course The Sun will do everything they can to undermine her. If I were her I'd consider this article to be the highest form of praise; it shows she's a threat to their entire ethos.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a lad's mag, right?
What's so surprising about the article?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sun explores unknown land... culture.
Not so much "Dr Livingstone I presume?" as "Cor, all the birds 'round here have their tits out."
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a link post Come Back Mrs Noah
A 1970s science fiction sitcom starring Mollie Sugden and Ian Lavender, from the writers of Are You Being Served?

If that's not enough to get you masturbating, I don't know what is.

Here's the other two parts if you've got a hankering for some shite:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpFEllhQddo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz9y7qsZwQI
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post it's better than Hyperdrive anyway
bawdy 1970s Red Dwarf
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a link post Half Gigapixel photo of emperor penguin colony I made this!
Taken last Friday at the edge of the Brunt Ice Shelf, Antarctica.
 (neon_starfish, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
that is impressive!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post there is one penguin, right in the centre, looking straight into the camera.
He's not too happy about being spied on.
beautiful shot.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Envious of your trip.
Give us a hint, where's Wally?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the one
near the back, with the white bit. Near the snowy part.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha! Boner!
I know that's not your name, but I just thought I would add a B3TA feel to the comments
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post That one on the far left...
I think he ran all the way to the other end while the camera was moving 'cos he's in the photo twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post PAC

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 'MAZIN'
Nice work.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post One of them
is Frobisher.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Where's Pingu?
 (zombiedeadbloke, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the one
236th from the right.
 (zombiedeadbloke, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Just stunning
I'd love to work at Halley VI. Might take some time out next year, & see if BAS need a GA.
 (North Utsira South Utsira, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a load of penguins...

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Sep 2012, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post bastard doing bastard stuff
Probably Russia.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post now that's just straight up cuntiness
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great
much better than 'Just for Laughs'
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me that's more staged than the Russ Abbot show!

(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The Russ Abbot show was staged?
*re-evaluates life*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be funnier if it was real.

(Fluffster, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Staged indeed.
People don't instantaneously give chase when randomly accosted. They normally at least take a second for a WTF moment.
The umbrella between the legs made me chuckle though...
 (835Rocks, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Really? Been to Russia then?
 (brob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
by which I mean. Yes its fake but that punch first ask questions later response is quite possibly the first reaction in Russia. Or not. Just saying. I'm not Russian.
 (brob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha brillyent!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I like bastard.
he can bastard up Coventry anything :)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how many times the camera guy got a kicking

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Puddle kick
The simple ones are the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! kolonel_kahlua, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Irritating Devil did it better
but it is always nice to see someone who is a bigger cunt than I am.
 (the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:25, Reply)
This is a link post Better way of separating eggs
Ronseal. Falls into the category "Why have I never thought of that?". Video is not in English, but is easy to follow.

Less slimy mess. Looks quite fun.
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post F*cking awesome!
Facepalm of obviousness!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post well that's just beautiful

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They don't have bottles in China.
Fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, that sucks !

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post eggzactly

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not shelling out for one of them :(

(Spin Its a thing., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Im trying to think of a funny yolk so i can join in.

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You can make egg jokes with the best ovum.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You crack me up

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You can make egg jokes with the best ovum.
(I couldn't think of any puns so I poached someone else's)
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post everyone is scrambling to make an egg joke
but most have been beaten to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Just look one up from a joke albumen.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she's a good lay.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Eggshellant joke sir!

(Braising Squid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post did she shell out for that bottle?
or was it laid on?
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post how is that quicker/less washing up than just using your hands?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hands?
I've always tried to separate eggs using my testicles
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much the same.
Let the slime run through your fingers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's slightly more washing up, but less covering yourself in slime.
If covering yourself in slime is more fun than sucking yolks up into a bottle, then choose accordingly.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as an uncultured scrote:
When would you need to separate eggs?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Meringues, souffle omelettes, etc

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post carbonara!

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Salad dressing.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Twins!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I did consider sticking in a recipe for lemon meringue pie
which is the best possible reason to separate eggs.
 (Skittlemcfluff ......................, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing! Such a clever idea.

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh Pachelbel's Canon

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post But...
isn't it much easier just to use the two halves of the empty shell to sort-of decant the white? That's the way I've been doing it for the last 30 years or so...
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But
I don't want my egg yolks tasting of Chinese Coke
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure Chinese water bottles will work just as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post But, erm, b-but err
Why?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Wouldn't you want a gay pimpy ginger and his cat right next to your bleeding cootchie?
He drinks blood!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post no....
just no.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post also available in Bacon print...
www.etsy.com/listing/104615266/bacon-reusable-cloth-maxi-pad
0_o
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Gah - that just ruins bacon forever ....
Why pick on bacon, ffs ?? My next bacon sarnie will need extra tomato sauce now :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Excuse me.
Bleeeeuuurrrgggghhhh.

Better.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post That's disgusting....
*creates kickstarter page for "trickle me elmo"*




sorry...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
donates
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha eeeewww
Reminds me of the Salad Fingers Thong
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Does he giggle and laugh every time he gets a drink?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just leave this here
b3ta.com/board/7207468
 (I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Titter!
That's reet good
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank fuck for adblock

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post These are sold as re-useable?
No thanks - I'll be sticking to what I've got. 1) I'm do my bit to help the land fill 2) I won't have a stinky minge 3) There is nothing 'sexy' about a cartoon vampire, especially not one sodden in baby gravy.
 (Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Possible image challenge?

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Deadly Koala attacks Canoe
Warning: May contain soggy floof
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly koala :)
There are no trees on the boats!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps there are trees where the boat is going?
Clever Koala
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps where he's going, he don't need trees
back to the future koala
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post KaC

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the outstanding koala tease!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post None lived to tell the tale - luckily the video camera was recovered from the scene

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Proof of reincarnation.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Blog about building a custom made Bioshock pinball Machine

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not enough water

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This would be a great think to sink in Leybourne Lake
I did some SCUBA training there, and they've sunk a load of stuff. Found a mini metro, a vespa and a slot machine down there. Also a transit van is quite intimidating when it slowly looms out of the murk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a link post man dressed as bigfoot killed on highway,
alcohol may have been a factor.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't resist any longer.
He got sasquashed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He shouldn't have been drinking
It was a wookie mistake.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It certainly was.
Yeti made it anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post His friends may not even know yeti

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That was abominable (snowman)

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post His fate was abominable
sNo man should have to go out that way
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post But surely after being hit
A kindly family should've strapped him to the roof of their car, brought him home and had him live with them,
with hilarious results?

*edit* quote: 'Flathead County Coroner' never has a job title been more apt....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Harry and the Hendersons!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post you knows it
:)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ape has killed ape!

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Spectral Village - Won't get better I made this!
Some down tempo electronica that I've been working on with Josh Fitzpatrick (soggyjfizzle) over the last couple of days. Free downloads are available at soundcloud.com/dubious/spectral-village-wont-get if it's to your liking.
(hamst3rf1sh Purveyor of daftness, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a link post Newly Discovered Fish is a Complete Dickhead



(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to fuck with your head

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Takes the concept of a "facial" to a whole new level.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post it has teeth

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, hey hey!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post you singing a song?
youtu.be/JmH9ahaTt7k
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Close
www.youtube.com/watch?v=14ijT4RVERY
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
This is a link post iPad typewriter
This is kinda stupid
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post WHY IS HE TYPING SO SLOW!
(fucking cunt!)
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Because he doesn't want to break the glass.
Stupid idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post based on his hand positions
I would say he's typing so slowly because he's never actually learned to type.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That is also a possibility.
I don't know if it's a sign of age, but typing fast was such a thing of honor for me. As was penmanship for my father. I suppose my kids will say "that kid doesn't know how to use his thumbs to communicate"
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Learning to touch-type in the 70's (as a kid) means I can still totally freak people at work out by having a conversation with them whilst totally ignoring what I type. Still I'm nowhere near as fast with a query as I used to be with this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorded_keyboard
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I sort of do that
although I seem to have a typing buffer - which I can empty while talking to someone, but can't refill. So after 30 seconds or so I run out of things I was going to type and have to either stop typing and go fully over to conversation, or stop talking and go back to what I was doing.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Drives the missus crazy when she's talking to me and I'm running through chords and scales on the guitar
She doesn't understand: that is how musicians always converse! We cannot do it without farting about on our instrument!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I got out my typewrite the other day
as I needed to type up some labels for my electromechanical phone exchange.

I was shocked at how slow I'd become at typing on a real typewriter! All these computer keyboards have sent me soft!

As a result, I've decided to use the typewriter more - and for want of anything better to do I've been using it as if it were twitter. I type 2 line "tweets" on it whenever something occurs to me

Then when I've filled a page, I drop it in my shredder.

An entirely pointless exercise, but well... why not?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Non-QWERTY keyboard.

(chompedhomas, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post cos he's an idiot.
why else would he be involved in such a stupid idea.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post because
it's an Apple product and it can't cope with more than 1 letter per second.
 (OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What is the fucking point
WHAT???? TELL ME!!!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post THIS IS A BRILLIANT IDEA
BUYS 3!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I would love to meet the pretentious twat who owns one of these.

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how the on-screen keyboard disappears

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Two points to make here:
1) It is, as chompedhomas pointed out, a non QWERTY keyboard converting into QWERTY, so maybe it does have a slightly tenuous use for someone who doesn't want to use QWERTY.
2) The arms wedge together at about 1.05, so it is indeed as shit as a real typewriter. Go team iTypewriter!!
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post like most apple products then
you have to learn to use it differently.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That is painful to watch

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post It's All Coming Back To Me Now NSFW
The original version by Pandoras Box, featuring an interesting intro monologue by Jim Steinman, and an EXTREMELY odd video. They don't make em like they used to. Or maybe they do - I'm so out of touch with modern music these days I wouldn't know.

NSFW due to (what looks like) the nihilists from The Big Lebowski dry humping a crash victim - I think.
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Had the album but it was nicked
Pandora's Box included Ellen Foley who sang on the Bat Out of Hell album.
 (I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 14:31, Reply)

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