Thread II: The ShitteningHey guy's how's it going?
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:31,
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Going stir crazy in here Snacking due to boredom and watching avengers films
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:46,
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how much longer do you have to stay home?(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:54,
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Only till Thursday That is, assuming I test negative Thursday morning
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 12:56,
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Told quite a few people that I'm stuck in till the 5th Bc I don't want to see them
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 14:25,
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I used to nip at the heels and bay at the moon, now I sit and stay like the good dogs do(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I fuckin well did you can ask my m8(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 19:22,
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High queef, watched a film called Jolt last night, not sure if it was enjoyably shit or just shit, one of them(
broadsword wβ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 14:23,
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Nah just the one out of shooting fish with weird new fake pouty lips(
broadsword wβ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 14:36,
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not heard of that one tbhjust looked it up, looks like it could be amusing. I watched 'Criminal' the other day - I can't believe the cast they got for such a heap of wank. Someone must have been owed some massive favours.
'CIA agent Bill Pope is on a mission to save a hacker from a dreaded criminal. However, when the agent is mysteriously killed, his memories are grafted into Jerico Stewart, an ex-convict'
It's even shitter than it sounds like it would be
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 14:29,
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Tommy Lee Jones, Gary Oldman, Kevin Costner, Gal Gadot, Ryan Reynolds....I suspect money laundering or a tax write off
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 14:43,
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I saw one once where the chap's earned income was 10 mill, with a 4 mil income tax liabiltySo he wrote out a cheque for 2 million to enter the scheme, received a tax rebate of 4 million, and so was treated for tax purposes as if he'd earned 50 grand in the tax year rather than 10 million.
Nice work if you can get it eh.
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nah m8, 100% on the levelThose schemes were legit at the time (though engineered specifically to egregiously avoid tax), but HMRC clamped down hard on them subsequently.
I could go into detail about how the schemes actually worked but even I find it deathly boring.
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surely that was only ever legal because someone forgot to make it illegal(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 15:57,
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it was the 'film partnership' schemesyou'd 'borrow' 97% of your participation from the scheme provider, write a cheque for the 3%, then it would just so happen that 40% of your total investment (including the borrowed bit, which was interest only) would equal your income tax bill. To pay the interest on the 'loan' bit you just assigned your partnership income from the film to the lender.
Then, before the 15 year (iirc) tax relived period was up you'd pay a firm a relatively small sum to buy your partnership investment from you, at which point your deferred tax bill essentially vanished (it would be based on the huge sum funded by the loan).
HMRC then slapped huge tax bills on people based on total participation amount rather than the amount of the cheque written when they decided the schemes were not intended to finance films after all.
I TOLD YOU IT WAS BORING.
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pretty lol though when one client complained and said they hadn't understood what they were buying into.Her day job was a tax lawyer, designing these exact schemes.
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Someone watched legally blonde one too many times (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 17:34,
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she was just lying; she'd only made a personal contribution of 20 grand to get a 40 grand rebate, and was being hit with a tax demand many multiples of that.(, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 17:56, archived)
Yup that sounds pretty plop.Jolt didn't take itself too seriously but about 1/3 of the film was clearly setting up Jolt 2 - Jolty Boogaloo
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broadsword wβ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 14:42,
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If that's that film about that shitting dog it can fuck right offDogs are shit and for cunts
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morninganother scorcher here
Scorchio! Haha, 'The Fast Show'!!!!
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Morning Considerably cooler today, much more comfortable
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 8:56,
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Not allowed out till Thursday When, according to my weather app, it's going to be pissing down
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:42,
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I ate too much for breakfast and now I feel sickmorning
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:22,
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morning internet friends
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 9:35,
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I am a crossposting whore. b3ta.com/board/11348214
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 21:39,
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Yes. Yes you are. Also, that's funny
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 22:00,
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Cripes, it's wazzing it rudebwai style here(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 15:14,
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jesus my street is like a fucking river(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 16:24,
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Dry as a bone here Doubt we'll have rain until tomorrow
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 16:29,
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I don't believe that I haven't smoked for 3 weeks And I'm not even tempted. So pleased with myself
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 21:26,
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I’m genuinely shocked, I had no idea about this. Stratford, fucking hell, I lived around that way for years. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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about 10 minutes before it started, my wife was scoffing about how they'd forecast thunderstorms and all we'd seen was a touch of light rainnext thing we know the kerb was completely submerged and the water was up to our front gate, mental
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 8:25,
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Haha, Alan Partridge quotes are a great substitute for wit aren't they?I hope some more get posted today, that would be really great.
Cool and grey here today, just like my skiddy pants. Leg of lamb for lunch, might go pub while it cooks. U?
tl;dr morning
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 8:37,
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I love the story about Courtney Love's bandmates bullying her by going "BACK OF THE NET!!!"after they found out she'd shagged Steve Coogan.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:07,
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my old housemate used to work with his brotherno love lost between them, which led to some good anecdotes being shared
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:19,
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apparently when he got his first taste of success he lived out his fantasy of shagging a woman on a bed covered in moneyFive pound notes lol
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:26,
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that's an incredibly Alan Partridge thing to do(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:40,
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It’s TOO Alan Partridge. Maybe his writers crafted that just to tell his brother. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:58,
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ha yeah, it's like sharing a board with Colin Hunt off The Fast Showtoday it's all fo' shizzle mah drizzle out there
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:25,
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Alan Partridge in a pear tree*sing*
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:45,
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High queef, a lot of people don't realise today is splattershit sunday, imma celebrate by staying near my toilet & unleashing biblical fury(
broadsword wβ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:51,
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Your weird anaemic jobby may be a sign of the bad aids (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 12:48,
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That’s very pessimistic. It might equally be the good aids. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:54,
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MorningIts 22 degrees here and heading for 26 - and thats not good for an old goth - thankfully the cooler weather is on the way but it hit 31 something the other day which was rather hot for ye old sod of Ireland. Most especially as there were warnings in place for gingers in case they spontaneously combusted. And if local stereotypes are to be believed that's half the country. Begorragh. 'tis a warm one to be sure to be sure.
question - what local stereotype are you?
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:30,
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You ain't long enough here to know what an anecdote is in these parts pardner.So run along and play with the traffic and leave us old timers alone with the wacky lols
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 13:47,
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Right, I'll tell you an anecdote! In 1975 I was catching the London train from Crewe station. It was very crowded, I found myself in a last-minute rush for the one remaining seat with a tall, good-looking man with collar-length hair, it was the seventies - buckaroo! When I sat down on the chair, I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves! It was at the height of his Blue Peter fame! He said "You jammy bastard!" and quick as a flash, I replied, "Don't be blue, Peter!" Needless to say, I had the last laugh, now fuck off!
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I’m not sure how quick a flash is, so the point of your anecdote was lost on me. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:16,
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Me as well. Mostly as I was not actually writing an anecdote but at least I got a "fuck off" out of it so mission accomplished.
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:35,
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You had realistic expectations, that’s a good start. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Stockbrokers and golf cunts, I guess.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 12:54,
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If that's the rule then I'm definitely a stereotypical Surreyite.
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He’s been to the north? Funny, I thought he’d have mentioned it(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:23,
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looking down on his poor friends and treating them with a visitThe man's a humanitarian and no mistake!
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I honestly don't get what all the fuss over nitrous oxide is about. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:28,
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Out of silly stuff to inhale while E'd off one's tits,I'd much rather do poppers.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 19:53,
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Well not only does it work pretty well as a propellant for the cream but it also acts as a preservative.(, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:36, archived)
You'll notice I said "fuss", rather than "legitimate industrial applications".(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:11,
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A doctor in Gloucester.I stepped in a puddle right up to my penus.
The puddle was half an inch deep.
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I am the dictionary definition of an East London hipster wanker :(So much so that I look down on East London hipster wankers because I liked the things they do before they did :(((((
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:28,
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Got the man-bun and everything. :((((
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:12,
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My personal local stereotype is: immigrant(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:14,
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31C is 87F, that’s a nice warm day here. 35+ is hot. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 18:56,
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In Ireland anything over 20 degrees is news (
TBL I posted this on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:37,
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Ah, that takes me back(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:05,
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Alright Hatters!How's the lawn?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:05,
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Cracking name thereThis deserves to go on the popular page.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:09,
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rainy morningglad I busted out the grill last night, no chance today
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 8:29,
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No rain here yet But it's much cooler and way more comfortable
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:06,
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easier to sleep at night for surehey my mrs applied for a job yesterday, this is a big milestone even if she doesn't get it. If she does get it though we'll be laughing, £££ role at the stock exchange
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:37,
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That's great!She deserves a bit of good luck
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:45,
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Alright.Just had the surveyor's report. Lots of problems including asbestos, lead pipe water supply, tree roots blocking the waste drainage, woodworm, inadequate damp proofing, leaking roof. Β£50 to 100k to fix and would have to live with the mother in law while it was being done. Wondering whether to insist on a 70k reduction in the price or just pull out.
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Depends on how much you want to live there That's a lot of stuff to fix and there's no guarantee that other problems won't come to light while the repairs are being done. Do you want to risk it?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:22,
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We paid for a pretty detailed survey, I think all the potential major stuff is covered.(, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 11:11, archived)
...and the neighbourhood is like a demilitarized zone.This building should be condemned.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:29,
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You gotta try this pole!I'm gonna get my stuff.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 12:55,
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I'm thinking that.But then I'll have to put up with our fucking awful neighbours until we can find somewhere else and new stuff doesn't seem to be coming on.
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Property is always coming up for sale. Hang in there. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Afternoon, wanker'sWeekend is just a few hours away, teh houpla etc.
The Denmark Arms has reopened at long last (remained shut for the whole of lockdown) so I'll pop down there after work for a couple of pints. I thought it was forecast to be wazzing it all weekend but now the BBC don't give it more than 30% chance of rain so who fucking knows. How bow u lol
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:15,
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Trying to find someone to go to the shop for me Running out of a few things and I can't go myself
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:19,
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No, nowhere near Plus, I have a key for the electricity, so someone needs to pick it up
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:31,
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Sorted My nephew is coming after lunch
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:43,
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Says thunderstorms all afternoon on Google, my lads broke his wrist, so that's him in plaster for the entire holidays, the nob (
mongychops, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:22,
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he seems very accident proneBBC weather saying no more that 5% chance of rain today - these cunts just make it up I reckon
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:01,
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Nah he's alright, it's my brothers boy who is constantly in plaster (
mongychops, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:02,
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Got an all dayer in Richmond tomorrow, other than that might do some proper big plops & widdles(
broadsword wβ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:24,
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some nice pubs in Richmond, but marred a little by the red trouser/popped collar polo shit rugger types(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:50,
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going on the beers tonight with some friends I haven't seen since before lockdownprobably sit out in de gaaaaaarden with a book if the weather holds
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:46,
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I've been brining a chicken* all day, going to spatchcock it and get it on the grill when I get back from the pub*defo a euphemism
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:20,
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you're right, it is pretty lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:24, archived)
it's the man with the beer can cock(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:25,
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fucking hell it's slow on here, I blame dribble for fucking off (, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:54, archived)
haha, not yet but I will be later!!!!(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:21,
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haha you don't have to be mad to post herebut it helps!!
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broadsword wβ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:10,
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I'd forget my head if it wasn't screwed on!!
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:35,
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6/7 whale peniswww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-57929261
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:43,
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Hi there you sorry bunch of helmit'sI've been bitten to shit by mosquitoes and it's really rather irritating.
What else is really rather irritating?
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:14,
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you seen that footage from Russia?literally millions of the bastards, swarming so much they're blotting out the sun
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:16,
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it's madyoutu.be/gMuButLwpXc
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:27,
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b3ta, you mean(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:47,
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Me too, actuallyThey don't normally bother me, but I've got loads of bites this year
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:34,
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I've got whopper on one of my calves, it's itchy 'af'(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:53,
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I bet it is, you dirty old bollocks(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:31,
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Only when he’s in the mooooood(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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This is udderly disgusting. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:54,
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Being stuck indoors with swollen legs and no fan Also that Airbnb ad on the radio
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:07,
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god I've not listened to the radio in years(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:16,
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My mum listens to smooth fmThat stupid ad is always on it. That's why I wear headphones when I'm there
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:36,
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3pm fire evacuation, I'm normally in the pub by then (
mongychops, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 13:00,
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 18:57,
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morninggorgeous morning today in wealthy north yorkshire
hbu lol
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Morning Just been screamed at by a neighbour for putting my bin out. Apparently, I'm not allowed to do this as it's breaking the law due to me isolating.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:45,
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The last year and a half has really brought out the best in people.
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exactly what I've been thinking latelythis pandemic has destroyed more of my faith in humanity than anything else in my lifetime, and it was already reeling in the wake of Brexit
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:58,
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these days, if you put your bins out you get arrested and thrown in jail(, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 8:55, archived)
OK, that one was actually justified. (
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:34,
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We can't use the klaxon any more as that's bullying someone for their sincerely held beliefs.
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It's like people who say 'klaxon' when they mean 'air horn'. 'Klaxon' is a brand name.(, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:45, archived)
of course it should be 'KKKlaxon' really(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:46,
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You'll never take me alive, copper (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:37,
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you do know that you only have to isolate if you are phoned or texted by Track & Trace?If you're just pinged then it's at your own discretion.
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My niece has it And she lives with me
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:35,
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morningone of my 23 year-old colleagues who was on the night out on Saturday spent last night in A&E with a suspected stomach ulcer. Lightweight.
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morning It is equally sunny in my economically-viable county of residence
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Cheers Cheers, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 9:25,
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I'm glad I've left England25 years of living there and constantly being reminded I didn't belong there.
Anyone who says England isn't racist or is much better than it was in the 70s and 80s must be English and never been on the receiving end.
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Lord Gnome, Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:28,
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I've lived here for 20 years and I'm still amazed at the ingrained sense of superiority that they have, in spite of there being nothing to evidence it.No wonder Scotland want to separate themselves. I also reckon that a reunified Ireland might happen in the next decade or so, partitioning never works and if the Brexit shit continues there could easily be a resumption of the Troubles.
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You've hit upon an accidental truth there.The 45% who supported independence (in 2014) certainly do think of themselves as Scotland, in its entirety. And if you reckon they don't have an equally misguided ingrained sense of superiority, you've been out of Scotland for too long.
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I read that BoJo is considering giving non-resident Scots the right to vote in an IndyRef2, in the hope that they'll vote No, because living in England/Wales/NI obvs means they truly value the Union.I'm not so sure he won't end up with egg on his face if he follows through on that.
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good afternoon, knobber'shaving a good day? I'm just sat here sweating my tits off in my loft, waiting for a fackin zoom-o with the warehouse and dreading an update about the plumbing in my flat. Now the bog's started leaking too ffs
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 13:44,
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I could say a lot of things but you wouldn't like most of them(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 13:50,
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'Hi, I'm Queef Richard's, you know, off the internet, and I'm going to post on b3ta!'You mean things like that?
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I was going to post somethingbut I think I'll just grab some popcorn and listen to you two argue again
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 14:14,
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If I see another "Your teammates are trying to reach you in Microsoft Teams" emailimma stab a bitch
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Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 14:29,
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Just had to send something to Fudstone Drive/almost funny streetname corner
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oh, you've really got me there with the old thinly-disguised 'i no u r but wat am i lol'!(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 15:19, archived)
I win this round, but I'm sure you'll come back swinging next time!(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 15:28, archived)
Is there some comedy web forum bullying going on here? Would you like to contact the mods?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Liverpool has been stripped of its UNESCO World Heritage status*cries northwestern England style*
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 15:04,
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Not sure how we got it in the first place, tbh (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 15:33,
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what's obsessed with grief and lives off dead beetles?The city of Liverpool.
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If I was the plumber and it's an easy fix I'd do the toilet free (
mongychops, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 15:13,
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:17,
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I can't help but think he must have caused it when fannying about behind the bathit's right next to it. No problems for 5 years and the day after a plumber visits...leak. Impossible to prove, mind
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:38,
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That can happen when looking for a leak, you check everything. See if loose, know a bit of scale of, starts dripping (
mongychops, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 17:19,
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Lidl's Spanish grub week is supposed to mean that they have blood orange lolliesUnfortunately Greek week was an utter failure so the freezers are still full of frozen moussakas and spinach puffs, the fucking wankers
The good news is that today is bin ends day, meaning a huge pile of plonk was going for Β£3.99 a pop, including English sparkling which goes for Β£13-14. I picked up as much as I could carry and am tempted to go back. The checkout dude looked appalled lol
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:41,
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who eats moussaka in July though?I bet even the Greeks don't
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:46,
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No-one round here, that's for sure. Of all the 'eastern med' cuisines, Greek is the least good, from my experienceGreat seafood of course but on the whole it seems to me that it's like a slightly lame and far more limited version of Turkish. Happy to be proven wrong though. That said, char-grilled octopus with a squeeze of lemon - fackin lavly
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:55,
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grilled octopus is indeed lush(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 17:11,
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I had octopus carpaccio in southern Italy on my honeymoon - jesus fucking christ it was amazing(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 17:27,
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Yeah, I got some of the breadsticks Was tempted to get the musky octopus, but it's not as good as fresh
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 17:59,
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their white anchovies are fantastic in salads, very mild and very tasty(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 18:07,
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My hernia is killing me, and I'm sweating like a priest in a playgroundI'm sure there are other things I could complain about, but I cannot be bothered
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 16:18,
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I am drunk and suddenly felt the need to lick my remote control (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 21:56,
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morningit's feeling a bit more bearable today
b3ta, that is
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 7:34,
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Are you on commission with those pricks or something?(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:19,
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I just fukkin' love their records and want other people to hear them, IS THAT SO BAD?(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:26, archived)
Then I apologise profusely, to TAH IN HIS OWN SUBTHREAD, YA FLAMIN' STICKYBEAK!(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:35, archived)
I'm even mulling over doing a clubnight just so I can book them.(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:36, archived)
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:20,
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fucking close herebaby sitting my partners girls while she goes for an 'urgent' mammogram :(
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Hopefully they're just being overly cautious (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:49,
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they don't fuck around when it might be seriousmy kid ended up having brain scans because she was getting headaches - she just needed glasses
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:01,
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Excellent news!I shit myself when they called me in, turned out to be what they call a mouse
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:54,
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Us doctors would probably call it a fibroadenoma, unless you mean an actual mouse had gnawed its way into your breast.(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:56, archived)
Pretty sure I would have noticed that (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 12:40,
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Hooray, glad it wasn't anything more serious. You should use this opportunity to suggest that you carefully examine her breasts every day.Also you should stress the importance of you regularly examining her for early signs of fanny and arse cancer.
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Morning Bit of a breeze here, which is very welcome
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:34,
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for real thoughI could open the bedroom window this morning without feeling like someone had thrown a wet duvet on my head
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:37,
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I know what you mean I'm not even hot
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:50,
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alright Mr 'Jamaican bacon' chicken(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:38,
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not so bad, not so badit was fucking gr8 btw
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:40,
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school's out for summer (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 8:48,
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oh god when are they going back I've had enough already (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 12:26,
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just don't say anything to upset the Toriesor Priti'll put you in jail for 14 years
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 9:09,
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arseboon dilbaro lolwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57898473
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is it racist to laugh at an amusing name?Maybe BRB can come and let us all know!
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it dependsif the name contains a racial epithet and you are laughing at that, that might be racist
"arse", however, transcends all boundaries of race, colour and creed
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:09,
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I'll wait for the expert opinion of renowned racism authority and all-round internet comedy persona 'brb'.(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:10, archived)
Surely he would approve of laughing at the other one though, since he's literally called Nazi.(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:11, archived)
hey, maybe we can get these newslettered in 'funny name corner'!If Queef doesn't get there first with one of his hilarious 'customer of the day' updates!
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not had many good ones lately :((
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:17,
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If only rob hadn't banned all the Pato Banton puns,he'd have had enough material for a year's worth of newsletters.
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Rob always used to put my 'top tips' in the newsletter.I mean they'd never have been good enough to be published in Viz where he stole the idea from but it was nice to get some approval.
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I got one of my QOTW entries newslettered, cannae mind what it was tho lol(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:51, archived)
bullshit, you had it printed and framed (
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:09,
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I'll pass you a serviette, there must be a speck of dust in yr eye or something(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 11:48, archived)
not one I'm familiar with then(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:33,
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If the pint you like gives you that bit more, you can bet it's Arseboon Dilbaro(
broadsword wβ, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:15,
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I can't not hear it like that now(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:25,
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At first I was like "Student murdered in watch robbery attempt near Harrods... I don't get it".Then I read down and I was like "haha arseboon".
It's funny because it sounds like "our spoon".
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no mate it's funny because it contains a funny word meaning the buttocks and anus!(, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:50, archived)
well actually I think you'll find it's funnier than that.Whilst you correctly identify that 'arse' can refer to the peri-anal region the word 'boon' can mean either 'a thing that is helpful or beneficial' or 'a favour or request'
So his name could literally be translated as 'anal favour'!
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it's also a contraction of 'baboon', and used as a racial epithet.So his name means 'racist peri-anal region'!
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Morning. I think we're acclimatising to it. By the end of the week 30 degrees will probably feel quite comfortable.Just in time for the temperature to plummet and rain to set in.
I'm the fucking nanny again today cos the one that actually gets paid to do it is self isolating.
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acclimatising might make it bearablethe hardest thing has been this whole mild-mild-mild-ROASTING nonsense
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 21 Jul 2021, 10:44,
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alright knobshit's, quiet on here today innitJust been quoted Β£425 + VAT to fix what seems to be a minor plumbing issue at my rental flat, which does at first glance appear to be a massive fucking pisstake. What else is a massive fucking pisstake?
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:44,
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haha, this government, right guy's?(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 11:45,
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what's the issue? Bearing in mind if it's for parts as well as labour then it's probably accurate.lol parts.
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fixing a minor leak behind the tapand completely replacing a Β£500 tap rather than fixing it as 'parts are hard to come by', which seems to be bollocks based on some minor googling
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 12:04,
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Something from Monty Python, for instance(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:13,
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Now we're talking(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:35,
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Prost(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:59,
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Travolta and Willis' best work, no quezzles(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:02,
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To think that the two acting credits they share are that, and Pulp Fiction(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:19,
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well I know which one *I* prefer(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:28,
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I remember that episode, then Kirk fucked an alien curry(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Isolating The fan is broken, I want lilt and I can't go to the shop and I'm out of chocolate
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 12:50,
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Here's one you can have*points at toe*
*points at knee*
*points at hand*
*points at cock*
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:09,
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What's that?Tony Handcock
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:09,
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There's another one about Tony Hart but I can't remember how it goes(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:09,
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is it 'Tony Hart was a fucken nonce'(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:51,
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Smurf sold his story straight away, but Chas has never spoken outLives in Austria now, I think
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Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:13,
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Morph you mean, unless Gargamel was another Yewtree bastard tooAlso, Austria not the best choice of country to move to if you're trying to avoid nonces, I would think. Chas was never very bright.
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:21,
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*points at forehead**points at crotch*
Ed Balls m8
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:33,
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recently had the same experienceI'd called a plumber about knocking noises happening when the cold bath tap was turned on and a leaky shower mixer. He quoted me Β£900 to completely replace bathroom and shower taps. Turns out most taps are made of very basic bits. The mixer and the bathroom taps both took these cartridges: www.amazon.co.uk/Tap-Cartridges/b?ie=UTF8&node=1939476031 (different sizes).
Total cost for me to fix both the knocking noise and the leaky shower - Β£27.50.
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HolaI'm the one person who thought /talk was completely dead and not just not linked to from anywhere.
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whether or not it's something you can fix yourself, I wouldn't give a penny of my money to that wideboy"parts are hard to come by" is just insulting your intelligence
does he work in the trade or doesn't he?
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:43,
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^what he said If parts are hard to come by, chances are his credit with other tradesmen is shit or nonexistent.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 13:56,
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Please get with the program, the plumber is clearly a cowboy. What do you need to see, a horse and a pair of 6-shooters?(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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he's the prick the letting agents sent roundI'm sure they don't have an 'arrangement', oh no
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:06,
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ffsthat's reason enough in itself to get someone else
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 14:12,
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Just this one?(
Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 15:07,
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help a brother out yoam I being knocked or what?
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 16:27,
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Depends on the price of the new taps. But labour will be 150 minimum. I wouldn't try and source parts for old stuff , if they fail again it'll cost him money. It's a quote innit. He's covering going there to look too. (
mongychops, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:01,
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he said £1-160 for a cheapo rental onebut the tap's not the issue, the leak is in the pipes behind it and is pretty minor according to them. The tap just drips - but it's done that since I lived there and if you don't turn it 100% off but stop just before, it shuts the water off completely. Tenant's been happy to do that for the past 3 years, hopefully she'll continue to do so. I can't lose over half a month's rent at the moment, that will be disastrous. I've had to shell out Β£250 on the cooker last month and the agent's tenancy renewal fees were another Β£150. Just super shitty timing. Really I should redecorate it in the next year but again unless I'm asked I'm going to do nothing.
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 17:20,
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they can come by *these* parts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 15:37,
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I got in trouble last night for loudly singing Englebert Humperdinck songs in the street.But the police released me and let me go.
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one-eyed man is ping, surely(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I saw something in the Guardian the other week That said the singer from the Sultans is now a professor of European political history or something.
lol you're a-peein'
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well he certainly wasn't suited to being a musician(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:29,
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All I remember about himwas that Dave the Welsh goth in halls of residence in 1993 told me animatedly that he was a bender.
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When I was in halls of residence (also 1993 lol) I got in the same lift as him at Tufnell Park station so many times (as did my mate, separately) it became a running joke'Got in the lift with The Sultan again today ffs' etc
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:45,
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Imagine getting into a lift with him now.You'd both be dead from covid 100 times over.
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Would you mind if I imagined something else instead please?(
Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:58,
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it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that ping(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 20 Jul 2021, 8:20,
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Fucking brilliant The niece has just told me she's got the rona, so I'll be going nowhere. How has your day gone monumentally fuckup?
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:08,
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They’d run out of organic milk at the local farmers market this morningI am positively apoplectic
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:16,
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That demands a strongly-worded letter to the local newspaper (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:33,
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I’m organising a stern letter writing campaign as I type this (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:35,
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My day's going rather well:Boiler=fixed
High value items=sold
Hangover=gone
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:45,
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I feel really sorry for the staff in Gregg's, they must be baking.(, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 14:29, archived)
vicars must be getting hot under the collar(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 16:54,
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Prostitutes are probably getting sweeties than usual.(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:25,
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(Am I doing it right?)(
Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:25,
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I'm enjoying proping up the bar, although legally I should be self isolating, but that was a con to get a few days off (
mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 17:34,
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Don't blame you Waiting for a test to be dropped off so I can see if I've got the mange
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 18:06,
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My nephew has it. I'm a close contact. Not seen the nob for a year (
mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 20:28,
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I hadn’t seen mine for a while until I lost weight (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 21:32,
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My test just came back negative But I'm still isolating because I may be a cunt, but I'm not an absolute cunt.
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 23:18,
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So what have you all got planned for FREEDOM DAY?Having unprotected sex with South African rentboys? Injecting krokodil and then driving at 110 mph the wrong way down the M4 in an unroadworthy vehicle?
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 6:55,
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a street party with bunting,chicken Γ la Truss (now with 30% more bleach) and a modern take on the bran tub, where kids can fish for prizes in a full sharps bin
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 7:23,
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milk in first if brewed in a teapot, milk in last if using a teabaglol teabag
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morningbeercan jerk chicken on the bbq, might go for a couple of pints, prolly bugger a bulldog to show my British spunk, vim and vigour
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Queef Richard's U r a ππ, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 9:31,
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Nice. I'm considering wanking a wombat.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:49,
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nah, did all that last week, just gonna have a quiet one(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:11,
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Stay in, keep cool, watch films (
Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 10:18,
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Good on yer. I'm WFH while looking after a toddler, so my day will not be affected by it in the least.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:08,
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Nothing reallymostly as we Norn Irish are not in that there England so we ain't free to pass the virus around willy nilly.
Is it just me or does anyone else think Boris has decided yer on your own and good luck as he fucks off to his little house in the country and leaves you all to it.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 11:59,
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Definitely not just you and the idea that Johnson cares about anything apart from himself is laughable
Go to nightclubs. Spread the virus. Kill the vulnerable.
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:15,
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fuck all those vulnerable poor peoplethey don't even vote Conservative
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:30,
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haha yeah imagine if we took ourselves really seriously (
Cheers Cheers, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 12:54,
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Of course he has Imbecilic burst mattress of a man
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Mon 19 Jul 2021, 13:04,
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just found out a way to send gazzes to a poster while that poster has you on 2.0This place is coded so well eh.
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Morning.Alt.: favourite grammatical mood? Were I to choose, I'd say subjunctive.
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Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 9:02,
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MorningPlaying DnD today, what sre you up to?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 9:46,
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not googling grammatical moodbut if you chose subjunctive that feels like a tense
not looking for an argument on a sunny Sunday morning btw
I just logged out so I could see what all the popular page comments were about, brb is a rubbish boring troll
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Sunday mornings should be kept free from arguments (
willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 9:56,
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it is not morning anymore so this reply is as good as any(
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 18:13,
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Don’t be all agreeable to me it’s too late for that now(
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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I was out on the roof yesterday painting the conservatory and I burned my neck.I didn't like it.
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it's cooler in than outand i have a large fan
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 16:12,
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no it's cooler inny than out(
Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 19:22,
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I was going to go outside but sod that noisea brief half-hour trip to the shops almost landed me with heatstroke
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Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 12:18,
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I've got to go and do some laundry Otherwise I wouldn't be leaving the house
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Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 12:58,
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Afternoon.I rather like the horative mood used in the Mortlockese language. Itβs a bit niche, Iβll admit; well worth looking into though.
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mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
(Μβ‘β)Κ, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:04,
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That may be so but you can't really condone their policy of eating the Eloi.(, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:22, archived)
lazy, useless eloi if they didn't want to be eaten, they should have thought of a way to stop it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Jul 2021, 17:35,
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They could start by not being so damn tasty. (
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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