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Vatican Army mobilized. Italians fear for a new invasion.

(Hermes_74, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

Don't worry

the Red Cross have stopped it.

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Rooster, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

nice :)

Commandment: Thou shalt not kill
Pope: Go kill these heathen folkes in His name

eh? what?

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

TJ: Is smirny about?

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rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

he's working on something for the pope..

but he's on msn if you want him

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

he's on arthur

if that helps any.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

yes it is

what's the URL again?

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rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)

munkt0n.dyndns.org

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

thank you

both

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rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

here..

munkt0n.dyndns.org/

(Lambkin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

I still like the Stalin quote

when someone told him the Pope didn't like what he was doing and he asked them how big the pope's army was.
And that apears to be a redex, sorry.

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

stares

*waites for it to do somthing

(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

hazzah!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

shouldn't that be

motherfucker?

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

hardly

this is an older version, remember

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

of course!

Sorry, just been in a meeting and wasn't thinking properly.

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

damn meetings

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

*gets out list*

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

you're a bit keen with these lists, aren't you?

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

sign him up too

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

are you going shopping? ^.^ ^.^ ^.^

(okay, i just don't want to miss out on anything)

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

I don't like film

competitions.
:(

(owt personal, Canazza, just a general statement)

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

i don't like the smell of metal

and when it rubs off on your hands

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

me neither.

nor the smell of rain on tarmac. ugh.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

ooh yeah, thats awful, as is the smell of hot tar:(

i like the smell of burnt engine oil though:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

the smell of newly laid pitch

eeewww

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

the smell

of a freshly ploughed patch, however...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

that sounds rude.

is it meant to be?

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

yep

it's meant to be ambiguously rude

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)

Love rain on grass though

I adore rain actually

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

My hands

specifically?

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

yeah,

they're weeeird.

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

sometimes i wish

you'd never taken that job as a blacksmith.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

That said, DB does craft

the finest cutlasses in all these lands...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

i'd expect someone who took such care in crafting them

would take great care in other areas of their life.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

I'm too busy rescuing girls from zombie pirates to bother with the smell of my hands

/orlando bloom.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

sadly not

her taste in men leaves a lot to be desired

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

i meant

her driving.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)

I'm a fucking

great driver

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)

they always smell.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

I don't like the smell of soap on hands

and I'm allergic to it.

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

Me niether actually

Like always, some great stuff but then everyone makes the same jokes over and over... Everyone seems to be making them well though, like the aged effects on that.

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)

yes.

i'm being dead impressed with the flicker-effects. but then i know nothing about animation; it could well be that there's a button for that.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)

there's filters

but there's no way to say for sure if one's been used

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

I just hate

films

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)

all of them?

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)

wipe them out?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)

probably about 99% of them

most of them bore me senseless
(I require decent characters/plot/dialogue, many films these days dispense with all 3 entirely)

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

but you can say the same of just about everything.

most music is atrocious, as are most books. most paintings aren't worth looking at and most people are cunts. it's the 1% that make life worth living.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)

well

I dislike films more than I do books, people, art and music.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)

Hooray!

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

A Request!!

I am a B3TA lurker (IT support bu trade, sorry to everyone) and as such have no photoshop skills at all. I would like a picture of a skateboarding monkey. ANy takers?

(tdavidj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

images.google.com/images?q=skateboarding+monkey&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

I would like

this whole month off, free booze and a new pc

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

well if you give me all

your money, I may be able to arrange that for you.

although I cant guarantee the PC wont be taken back and I cant guarantee that you will have a job at the end.

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jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

Hmmm

now let me think about that for a while....

gah... no money : hence work :(

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

and from that I found this:

scroll down for HOT monkey skateboard action

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

I would like the moon on a fucking stick -

but am I going to get that? AM I?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

you want the moon on a stick

you want the moon on a stick!

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

oh, go on then

make it a double

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

WHERE'S MY JELLY?

i am Rod Hull!

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

I am him

I mean he is me.

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

I want the

SOLAR SYSTEM!

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

on a stick

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

no in a cone

with a flake...

...and hundreds and thousands...

...and nuts and juice...

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

And that greeny orangey

sherbety stuff that makes you wince when you take a lick

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

i think you should see a doctor.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

no-one else remember that stuff?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

stick a stick up your precious arse

hey presto!

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

warm & friendly

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

I am talking to Baz

Baz on a stick.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

So ...

.. should I just fuck off then ? On a stick?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

If you like

My point was that one of Baz's standard response to any stupid cunt question is "stick it up your arse" Hence the humour to be had with Baz requesting the moon on a stick was incalculable.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

do you need an abacus?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

I'm sure her

fingers would do the job just fine.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

I knew that.

Was just checking if I still was an object for your wrath.

/pogo

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

you are

on the list

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

In that case ...

.. stick your list up your arse... on a stick

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

*adds btb01 to permanent do-not-speak-to List*

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)

Adds dutchbird to *has a skewed perception of what is intended...

.... be taken literally, but hey, some people are destined just to not hit it off, list*

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)

Maybe...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

Enjoy!

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Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

get a camera, get a skateboard, and get a monkey

hey presto!
no photoshop skills necessary

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

funny

yet racially insensitive. hazzah!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

thank you.

i went to a radio shindig on friday night, got completly wasted.

it was great.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

where?

i got wasted both friday and saturday. with lovely lovely b3tans.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

it was in gloucester.

commercial radio thing.

not like you public service broadcasting chappies.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

we don't have parties.

every single penny of license-fee payer's money goes towards making the highest-quality programmes possible.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

and broadcasting repeats

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

and broadcasting repeats

/BBC

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

they're not repeats.

they're classics.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)

and terry wogan

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@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

okay

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

thats photographically accurate beyond my skills.

Are you sure you made that, or do you have a skateboarding monkey?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

i saw one out my window the moment i

read the thread, so i traced around it

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

you give davids a bad name`

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

this guy's a bit of a monkey

www.talktome.ie/images/skateboarder.jpg

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

If you can wait till tomorrow I will take one of

my skateboarding monkey tonight!

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Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

I want

a picture of a pirate ship full of pirate undead monkeys, but I realise that you can't have everything in life....

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

check the spazz?

bet one's been done...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Please read the FAQ before posting

Requests like this are always better in an existing thread, rather than as a new one.
Threadwasting upsets people, making it unlikely that they will want to help you.

/fluffy

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

hey,

i was helpful

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stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

actually have found a monkey on a skateboard: www.babydoll.ch/bilder/skate/monkey_decks.jpg

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

well why dont you fucking learn how to use photoshop, then!

we werent fucking born knowing how you use it, you know!

forfuckssake!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

I want

BT to fucking install broadband round here so I can finally burn my 56k and get rid of AOL, but do I get it?

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Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

Here's a cow on a sketboard

cows are just the same as monkies

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

www.chunkymonkey.com/kidart/cmskateboard2.jpg

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

Ah ha.

Another member of the Chunky Monkey Fan Club (see below);

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

You didn't look very hard.

Another member of the Chunky Monkey Fan Club has already made a nice picture of a skateboarding monkey:
"Chunky Monkey on a skateboard is by Kelsey, who is 11. This is a very detailed drawing; notice the neat green sweater with bananas and white shirt with red collar under the sweater. Kelsey got the prehensile toes just right, which is very difficult to do. Good job Kelsey!"
I'm sure you can make just as nice a picture as Kelsey.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)

you should be dancing - yeah

look at me

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

What happened next...

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ashurek, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

Yay!

I did wonder what they were going to do with them.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

hahahahaha

nice!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

haha

woo:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

Arf!

That's super! Where did you get the Dr Who undercrackers from?

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

I expect

Mr Sheep to be looking sheepish at the moment.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

No comment

I do own several pairs of South Park pants with Beefcake! in large letters across the front though.

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Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

not starvin' marvin?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

not to mention

mr hankey on the back

(psausage76, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

you rock

my world.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

that's excellent sheep shooping.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

PANTS!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

hehehe

so that's how they stay warm after shearing!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)

Gladys is amused

(ivor_the_engine, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

same flick, innit?

oops, that would be kirk....

(.., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

But he's that old anyway isn't he?

He's two hundred if he's a day!

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

arrg

innapropriate half naked man

/edit i had trouble spelling innapropriate and i still am. arrg balls, lets just change it to inapirate, yarr

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

Innapropriate

is not a word that should be used to describe a naked man!

/edit ok

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

it is if you are a man

and can't even spell the word

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

Did you mean Kirk?

Or are you taking the Micheal?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

arrg

im not one to be pedantic but how can you spell michael wrong when its on the picture above. this hate comes from many years of getting birthday and christmas cards addressed to 'Micheal'

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)

I have the same problem

No one EVER spells my name right and it isn't that difficult!

rant ends

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

end of rant

over and out

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Because it's

fucking stupid name.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

good point

well made.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

hmmm its not all that bad

but its probably why im more commonly known as mike.........sometimes im also known as anal mike.....for no reason at all

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)

I should hope

it's not for the reason I instantly thought of.

;)

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)

has anyone seen

my peppermill? i'm sure i left it around here somewhere...

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)

Ask Anal Mike

he's sure to know where it's got to.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

ahem

its in the cat

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

It's next to

the vinegar

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

funnily enough no

i have no idea why im called that, my best mate just came out with it one day. it was also foillowed by the statement that i shit money..... i need to find less crazy friends

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)

Yeah.

Your friends are crasy and whacky!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)

anyone seen my wallet?

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

ahh yeah

i nicked that, sorry

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

The borrowers

have it

(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

bloody good point

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

And yet everyone

seems to be caught up the micheal/michael debate when the real issue is about the generation of Douglas, not the fucking spelling!

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)

Keaton was always ahead of his time

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

arf!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

You can thank me

now or later, it's not a problem...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

ah yes of course

thanks very much for telling me the name of the film sir.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

Wasn't sure

whether you were going to see it before it disappeared into the spazz...

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

Tease......

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MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

free hosting blah blah blah

files deleted after 1 week blah blah blah enjoy.

here

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

Alright

How's it going mate.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

not at all bad

you?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

Pffft

School in a few days, tons of coursework I should of done earlier. Apart from that..not bad.

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dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

meep!

and good good

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

exactly the same as ukdragon then?

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

fact exactly the same. no offence, but I don't see the point.

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

see

www.b3ta.com/board/1889626

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

See

www.b3ta.com/board/1889635

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

pretty much

he gave me the code, figure it takes a bit of the load off his server

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

fair enough

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wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

yeah

and it's part of a plan for world domination

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

proof of past genetic engineering...

(nutty_nut_nuts, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

ha ha!

wonderful!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

Yep

Exes aren't naturally *that* red - no way ;o)

EDIT: Ooh, and it morphs into a pic, too ;o))

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

lovely.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

Norm hated having to wear his big brothers hand-me-downs

Inspired by This Pic

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

that is just brilliant.

woo!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

greetings to all B3Ta people,can´t post cause I use somebody elses computer
but Fnurkus wishes you all a lot of fun...

(fnurkusartvark, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

goodbye

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thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

why can't you post?

lo btw

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

hello.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

well done

have a custard cream

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

What's the matter?

Brain Defficient?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

I like your profile.

You're that crasy Dutch guy, right?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

all the dutch

are crayzee. fucking cunts

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

If you are going to be a cunt....

...best be a fucking one!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

Shopping cunts

can be useful and save on plastic bags.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)

and of course are very useful for shoplifting

as safeways security guards aren't allowed to perform interior searches.

safeways - how fucking classy am i?

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)

Not good for frozen products though

They melt, you faint, it's a recipe for disaster.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)

...and people will think you've prolapsed

depending on the type of ice-cream.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)

I was thinking more of

frozen chickens.
Not sure why.

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)

whole chicken?

*shudder*

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)

they can be

quite small.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)

cos it's a famous story

which I could tell you all the details of, if my memory worked

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Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)

Raspberry Ripple,

Chocolate,
Banana.

All of the above would induce nausea in even the most steadfast of security guards.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)

i hope we're not putting ideas

into any impressionable minds.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)

yes

and a good thing too

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

he may not have posted proper

but his paintings and strangely shaped head more than make up for it!

(

andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

glasscock

(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Yep

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

aye

(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Looks like

a golfing trophy

(

@man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

it most soytanlee iz.

and all the more woo for it.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

how do.

(

Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

ey up.

know of any photos from satdi online?

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

get back allright the other night?

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

yeah, fine.

taxi driver was one of those right-wing motormouths, but apart from that...

you stay the night? *nudge* *wink*

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

yes, wide awake,till alfie got back at seven.

Then went home and did housework until sleep took over.

edit: no nudging/winking necessary.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

a few will be appearing from me..

(

Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

hurray!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)

Deserves

a kiss

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

I'd thought of something like this a while, couldn't get the glass look right

woo to yay though

(

Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeeee

i finished university!!!

(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

heheh

woo!

im about to start very soon

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

where?

doin' what?

(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

huddersfield

doing computing science

/g33k

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

i did computer animation

just as G33KY let me tell you!

(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

hehe

sounds good

cant wait to get there so i can have no money :)

(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

Now get a job you slacker!

Wasting my money for years;)

(

Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

what?

real work... whats that???

(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

dunno

I have been pretending for years!

(

Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

Congrats!

I can't wait for uni, was just thinking about it... Three years and I'll be just about to start, my liver's shaking in fear already.

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

most likely been done

but it's been in my head all weekend

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

Patrick thought the joke was wearing thin.

I'm going to see Patrick this evening in Nottingham!
He is giving a talk, with Colour Slide Projection.

(

MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

Say Hi..

..from me!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

You know him?

*awestruck*

(

MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

'Patrick, Patric! i mean Mr Moore...

Sickboy says 'hi'"

Hmm, probably not...

(

pep, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

No, do it...

...He will know who I am.

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

Paddy knows you as sick boy

gosh how avant garde of him

(

thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)

Patrick

RULES

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

He's great

Have a good time :o)

(

The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

sing to him.

"patrick moore plays the xylophone
paaatrick moooore"

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

Oh, missed that one.

Where's he on?

(

Rooster, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

where abouts in nottingham?

not that i'll go, just interested as i live there

(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

New game for work avoidance:

Whilst googling I found this:

jennyjones.warnerbros.com/cmp/geek_chic/halloffame/top10geek.html

Which I thought was rather nice. I found it when i was inventing a new game to wile the hours away at work. You do a google search for a name to try and guage which name has the ugliest results. So far Morag has been the poorest (and there is some bloke called morag too),
Susans have been poor too and Sharon was just a fucking disaster (some Israeli bloke apparantly). But if you want a hot girl call them Vanessa .

Let me know if you find an uglier google name.

PS i am a Paul and we all munt!

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sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

One of them Vanessa birds is a frigging centaur!

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

Centaurs are hot

FACT*
*not 100%

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

search for

ed
leads to nudity.
kind of.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

errr

matt

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

hahahaha

ugly Pauls!
Lora is a mixture of nice, questionable gender and downright obscene.
If you didn't guess the obscene is probably NSFW, though small.

(

Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

S'true

Internet Pauls all look like they have vegetable IQs.
EDIT: Loras have got vegetables shoved up their arses!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

I have a very odd selection

for marcus... beards, freaks, and models, all in one happy bunch.

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Thank you for sharing the Loras with me ...

... and my boss. Especially Lora-2 ... she really appreciated that one

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

He hee!

Nothing like being pre-warned!

(

Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)

Yeah ...

.. guaranteed to make me look

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

haha

is this you?
www.jonahmovie.com/html/cast/images/laura.jpg

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

arf!

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)

wouldn't a search for Vanessa

eventually bring up Vanessa Feltz?
now she can float my boat anytime
/sarcasm - and now feeling slightly ill :-/

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

i would.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

is there anyone/thing you wouldn't?

(

Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

I can't help

but plug the kittenator here! Does the same kind of thing, but picks random names for you. And is a bit more kitteny.

(

barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

Hahahahaha

That's ace!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

Heh

Femke is alright. Some a little NSFW

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

phwoooaaarrrr

lot's of lovely dutch birds!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

If you like that

sort of thing.

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

nice ass

www.bonairenature.com/donkey/images/Femka.jpg

(

new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

aw...

I think that might even be nicer than sickboy's

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

I think it is cuter....

....but mine is classier!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

sluttier

maybe!

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

Aaawwww

Very fluffy :o)

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

I add my

cor to that.

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

i'll add a 'blimey'

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

i'll add a

FILTH!

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

dirty?

you love it.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

not me

look at my halo.

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)

Good lord!

VERY NSFW

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)

Not as

VERY as i'd hoped...

Ah well.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

scroll

down.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

Ha ha ha

Richard!

One is Yarrsome!

(

bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

Eyepatch and glasses?

He should get a monocle!

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Crivens

that's pleasant!

(

butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Its a bit freaky that peeps with the same name have a smilar look about them!

(

Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

hmmmmmmm

not sure about vanessas...

images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.bakio.com/2001/chistes/chicas/vanessa.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bakio.com/2001/pasatiempos.htm&h=590&w=414&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dvanessa%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26oe%3DUTF-8

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Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)

margaret.

Ugh.

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magicbaboon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)

Predictable:

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kevin&sa=N&tab=wi

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

The line drawn scribbles

are particularly good

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Arf

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&newwindow=1&safe=off&output=search&q=barney

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

unsurprising:

derek

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butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

Lurlene

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=lurlene

(

Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

we have a winner

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Great game!

Louises ming.

(

MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)

Murgatroid

is quite ugly..

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=murgatroid

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Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

wow, they're real people called stev,

i'm just stev because stevie and steve were taken

they're all oooooogly too

(

stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Roland

gets some spacktacular results:

This guy scares me.

(parm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

But it's nice to see

That Naomi generally gets good looking girls, that being my girlfriends name and all.

(parm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)

Kiss

ass

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

dans are a lot sexier than daniels

which of course i already knew

(

Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)

Indeedy

That's why i changed my name.

(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)

internet Chris's are a mixed bunch.

there is a very surprised olde bloke on the first page of them that made me chuckle.

edit: Gina wins.

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Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

is it me

or does Steve require a chiseled jaw or a beard. I have neither...
Hmmm well a part from a small chin beard which has gone suprisingly ginger...

(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)

urgh

the first proper photo of an adam looks like the predator
images.google.co.uk/images?q=adam&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

(edit) yikes, somebody has been stalking me!
www.getfit.com.au/images/adam.jpg

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Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)

Oh fucking hell no...

really bad. I really hope I don't look like any of these...

(

vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)

Beard

central

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)

facial

hair-mungus

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)

Wills arent that bad

There's hope for me yet!

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)

Rachels are woosome

and one has got her norks out!

(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)

Watch Jeff Goldblum being savaged by a raging trilobite!

(

smutch, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

Hahahahahah

That's quite ace! hurrah - the board is working!

(

sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

Arf!

Well made and funny, well done to you!

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

bastard.

was about to do something like that, but my internet connection monged up.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)

sorry

;)

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smutch, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

Lovely job!

Really nice work on the wording! Woo! :)

PS - And thankyou dognutz - 200 Mp3 files encoded perfectly with CDex.. Yippee!

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Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

Isn't it?

there's a 'Cambrian Park' near where I live. But the only prehistoric life forms I see down there are the batty old ladies with their Welsh terriers.

(abertownie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)

"I've got it lads!"

Good afternoon all!

(

Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

it works!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)

Hurrah!

I was afraid it would be the great bork of last year all over again!

(

Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

nobody posted anything

for nearly ten minutes then.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

Did the board just go down

or was it me?

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

did!

(the_n00b, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

my internet went down.

adding to the confusion.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

you

went down?

(

stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

bastard.

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

aye.

(

stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)

And you didn't even notice?

I thought I was better than that.

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

you

were shit.

(

stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)

Bugger *

* not an outburst, an offer

(

dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)

you need

to pay him more.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)

you went down

/obvious

(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)

me too

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Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

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