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# Vatican Army mobilized. Italians fear for a new invasion.
(Hermes_74, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# Don't worry
the Red Cross have stopped it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# nice :)
Commandment: Thou shalt not kill
Pope: Go kill these heathen folkes in His name

eh? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# TJ: Is smirny about?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# he's working on something for the pope..
but he's on msn if you want him
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# he's on arthur
if that helps any.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yes it is
what's the URL again?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:53, archived)
#
munkt0n.dyndns.org
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# thank you
both
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# here..
munkt0n.dyndns.org/
(Lambkin, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I still like the Stalin quote
when someone told him the Pope didn't like what he was doing and he asked them how big the pope's army was.
And that apears to be a redex, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# stares
*waites for it to do somthing
(Fort, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hazzah!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# shouldn't that be
motherfucker?
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hardly
this is an older version, remember
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# of course!
Sorry, just been in a meeting and wasn't thinking properly.

(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# damn meetings
:D
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
#
*gets out list*
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
#
you're a bit keen with these lists, aren't you?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
#
sign him up too
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# are you going shopping? ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
(okay, i just don't want to miss out on anything)
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I don't like film
competitions.
:(

(owt personal, Canazza, just a general statement)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i don't like the smell of metal
and when it rubs off on your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# me neither.
nor the smell of rain on tarmac. ugh.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# ooh yeah, thats awful, as is the smell of hot tar:(
i like the smell of burnt engine oil though:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# the smell of newly laid pitch
eeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# the smell
of a freshly ploughed patch, however...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# that sounds rude.
is it meant to be?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# yep
it's meant to be ambiguously rude
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Love rain on grass though
I adore rain actually
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# My hands
specifically?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# yeah,
they're weeeird.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# sometimes i wish
you'd never taken that job as a blacksmith.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# That said, DB does craft
the finest cutlasses in all these lands...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# i'd expect someone who took such care in crafting them
would take great care in other areas of their life.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# I'm too busy rescuing girls from zombie pirates to bother with the smell of my hands
/orlando bloom.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# sadly not
her taste in men leaves a lot to be desired
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# i meant
her driving.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:02, archived)
# I'm a fucking
great driver
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:06, archived)
# they always smell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# I don't like the smell of soap on hands
and I'm allergic to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Me niether actually
Like always, some great stuff but then everyone makes the same jokes over and over... Everyone seems to be making them well though, like the aged effects on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:51, archived)
# yes.
i'm being dead impressed with the flicker-effects. but then i know nothing about animation; it could well be that there's a button for that.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:52, archived)
# there's filters
but there's no way to say for sure if one's been used
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# I just hate
films
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:54, archived)
# all of them?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:56, archived)
# wipe them out?
.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:58, archived)
# probably about 99% of them
most of them bore me senseless
(I require decent characters/plot/dialogue, many films these days dispense with all 3 entirely)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# but you can say the same of just about everything.
most music is atrocious, as are most books. most paintings aren't worth looking at and most people are cunts. it's the 1% that make life worth living.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:01, archived)
# well
I dislike films more than I do books, people, art and music.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# A Request!!
I am a B3TA lurker (IT support bu trade, sorry to everyone) and as such have no photoshop skills at all. I would like a picture of a skateboarding monkey. ANy takers?
(tdavidj, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# I would like
this whole month off, free booze and a new pc
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# well if you give me all
your money, I may be able to arrange that for you.

although I cant guarantee the PC wont be taken back and I cant guarantee that you will have a job at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Hmmm
now let me think about that for a while....

gah... no money : hence work :(
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# and from that I found this:
scroll down for HOT monkey skateboard action
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# I would like the moon on a fucking stick -
but am I going to get that? AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# you want the moon on a stick
you want the moon on a stick!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# oh, go on then
make it a double
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# WHERE'S MY JELLY?
i am Rod Hull!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# I am him
I mean he is me.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I want the
SOLAR SYSTEM!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# on a stick
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# no in a cone
with a flake...


...and hundreds and thousands...

...and nuts and juice...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# And that greeny orangey
sherbety stuff that makes you wince when you take a lick
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# i think you should see a doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# no-one else remember that stuff?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# stick a stick up your precious arse
hey presto!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# warm & friendly
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I am talking to Baz
Baz on a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# So ...
.. should I just fuck off then ? On a stick?
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# If you like
My point was that one of Baz's standard response to any stupid cunt question is "stick it up your arse" Hence the humour to be had with Baz requesting the moon on a stick was incalculable.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# do you need an abacus?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'm sure her
fingers would do the job just fine.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# I knew that.
Was just checking if I still was an object for your wrath.

/pogo
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# you are
on the list
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# In that case ...
.. stick your list up your arse... on a stick
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# *adds btb01 to permanent do-not-speak-to List*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:00, archived)
# Adds dutchbird to *has a skewed perception of what is intended...
.... be taken literally, but hey, some people are destined just to not hit it off, list*
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 16:05, archived)
#
Maybe...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# get a camera, get a skateboard, and get a monkey
hey presto!
no photoshop skills necessary
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# funny
yet racially insensitive. hazzah!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# thank you.
i went to a radio shindig on friday night, got completly wasted.

it was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# where?
i got wasted both friday and saturday. with lovely lovely b3tans.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# it was in gloucester.
commercial radio thing.

not like you public service broadcasting chappies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# we don't have parties.
every single penny of license-fee payer's money goes towards making the highest-quality programmes possible.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# and broadcasting repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# and broadcasting repeats





/BBC
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# they're not repeats.
they're classics.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# and terry wogan
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# okay
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# thats photographically accurate beyond my skills.
Are you sure you made that, or do you have a skateboarding monkey?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# i saw one out my window the moment i
read the thread, so i traced around it
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# you give davids a bad name`
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# this guy's a bit of a monkey
www.talktome.ie/images/skateboarder.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# If you can wait till tomorrow I will take one of
my skateboarding monkey tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I want
a picture of a pirate ship full of pirate undead monkeys, but I realise that you can't have everything in life....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# check the spazz?
bet one's been done...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Please read the FAQ before posting
Requests like this are always better in an existing thread, rather than as a new one.
Threadwasting upsets people, making it unlikely that they will want to help you.

/fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# hey,
i was helpful
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I
actually have found a monkey on a skateboard: www.babydoll.ch/bilder/skate/monkey_decks.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# well why dont you fucking learn how to use photoshop, then!
we werent fucking born knowing how you use it, you know!

forfuckssake!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I want
BT to fucking install broadband round here so I can finally burn my 56k and get rid of AOL, but do I get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Here's a cow on a sketboard

cows are just the same as monkies
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
#
www.chunkymonkey.com/kidart/cmskateboard2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# Ah ha.
Another member of the Chunky Monkey Fan Club (see below);
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
# You didn't look very hard.
Another member of the Chunky Monkey Fan Club has already made a nice picture of a skateboarding monkey:
"Chunky Monkey on a skateboard is by Kelsey, who is 11. This is a very detailed drawing; notice the neat green sweater with bananas and white shirt with red collar under the sweater. Kelsey got the prehensile toes just right, which is very difficult to do.  Good job Kelsey!"
I'm sure you can make just as nice a picture as Kelsey.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:55, archived)
# you should be dancing - yeah
look at me

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# What happened next...


(I helped save b3ta! ashurek, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Yay!
I did wonder what they were going to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# haha
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Arf!
That's super! Where did you get the Dr Who undercrackers from?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# I expect
Mr Sheep to be looking sheepish at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# No comment
I do own several pairs of South Park pants with Beefcake! in large letters across the front though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
#
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# not starvin' marvin?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# not to mention
mr hankey on the back
(psausage76, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# you rock
my world.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# that's excellent sheep shooping.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hehehe
so that's how they stay warm after shearing!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# Gladys is amused
(ivor_the_engine, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] same flick, innit?


oops, that would be kirk....
(.., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# But he's that old anyway isn't he?
He's two hundred if he's a day!
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# arrg
innapropriate half naked man


/edit i had trouble spelling innapropriate and i still am. arrg balls, lets just change it to inapirate, yarr
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Innapropriate
is not a word that should be used to describe a naked man!

/edit ok
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# it is if you are a man
and can't even spell the word
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Did you mean Kirk?
Or are you taking the Micheal?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# arrg
im not one to be pedantic but how can you spell michael wrong when its on the picture above. this hate comes from many years of getting birthday and christmas cards addressed to 'Micheal'
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# I have the same problem
No one EVER spells my name right and it isn't that difficult!

rant ends
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# end of rant
over and out
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Because it's
fucking stupid name.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# good point
well made.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# hmmm its not all that bad
but its probably why im more commonly known as mike.........sometimes im also known as anal mike.....for no reason at all
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:39, archived)
# I should hope
it's not for the reason I instantly thought of.

;)
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:41, archived)
# has anyone seen
my peppermill? i'm sure i left it around here somewhere...
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Ask Anal Mike
he's sure to know where it's got to.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# ahem
its in the cat
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# It's next to
the vinegar
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# funnily enough no
i have no idea why im called that, my best mate just came out with it one day. it was also foillowed by the statement that i shit money..... i need to find less crazy friends
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Yeah.
Your friends are crasy and whacky!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:47, archived)
# anyone seen my wallet?
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ahh yeah
i nicked that, sorry
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# The borrowers
have it
(DMQOB, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# bloody good point
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# And yet everyone
seems to be caught up the micheal/michael debate when the real issue is about the generation of Douglas, not the fucking spelling!
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Keaton was always ahead of his time
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# You can thank me
now or later, it's not a problem...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# ah yes of course
thanks very much for telling me the name of the film sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Wasn't sure
whether you were going to see it before it disappeared into the spazz...
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Tease......
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# free hosting blah blah blah
files deleted after 1 week blah blah blah enjoy.

here
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Alright
How's it going mate.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# not at all bad
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Pffft
School in a few days, tons of coursework I should of done earlier. Apart from that..not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# meep!
and good good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# So
exactly the same as ukdragon then?
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# In
fact exactly the same. no offence, but I don't see the point.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/1889626
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# See
www.b3ta.com/board/1889635
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# pretty much
he gave me the code, figure it takes a bit of the load off his server
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Ah
fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# yeah
and it's part of a plan for world domination
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# proof of past genetic engineering...
(nutty_nut_nuts, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# ha ha!
wonderful!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Yep
Exes aren't naturally *that* red - no way ;o)

EDIT: Ooh, and it morphs into a pic, too ;o))
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# Norm hated having to wear his big brothers hand-me-downs


Inspired by This Pic
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# that is just brilliant.
woo!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# hi
greetings to all B3Ta people,can´t post cause I use somebody elses computer
but Fnurkus wishes you all a lot of fun...
(fnurkusartvark, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# why can't you post?
lo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# well done
have a custard cream
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# What's the matter?
Brain Defficient?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I like your profile.
You're that crasy Dutch guy, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# all the dutch
are crayzee. fucking cunts
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# If you are going to be a cunt....
...best be a fucking one!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Shopping cunts
can be useful and save on plastic bags.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:35, archived)
# and of course are very useful for shoplifting
as safeways security guards aren't allowed to perform interior searches.

safeways - how fucking classy am i?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:37, archived)
# Not good for frozen products though
They melt, you faint, it's a recipe for disaster.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:38, archived)
# ...and people will think you've prolapsed
depending on the type of ice-cream.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:40, archived)
# I was thinking more of
frozen chickens.
Not sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:44, archived)
# A
whole chicken?

*shudder*
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:46, archived)
# they can be
quite small.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:49, archived)
# cos it's a famous story
which I could tell you all the details of, if my memory worked
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Raspberry Ripple,
Chocolate,
Banana.

All of the above would induce nausea in even the most steadfast of security guards.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i hope we're not putting ideas
into any impressionable minds.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:48, archived)
# yes
and a good thing too
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# he may not have posted proper
but his paintings and strangely shaped head more than make up for it!
(I helped save b3ta! andythetwig, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
# glasscock

(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# aye

(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Looks like
a golfing trophy
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# it most soytanlee iz.
and all the more woo for it.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# how do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# ey up.
know of any photos from satdi online?
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# get back allright the other night?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# yeah, fine.
taxi driver was one of those right-wing motormouths, but apart from that...

you stay the night? *nudge* *wink*
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# yes, wide awake,till alfie got back at seven.
Then went home and did housework until sleep took over.

edit: no nudging/winking necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# a few will be appearing from me..
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# hurray!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Deserves
a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# :D
I'd thought of something like this a while, couldn't get the glass look right

woo to yay though
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:34, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeee
i finished university!!!
(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# heheh
woo!


im about to start very soon
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# where?
doin' what?
(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# huddersfield
doing computing science

/g33k
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# i did computer animation
just as G33KY let me tell you!
(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# hehe
sounds good

cant wait to get there so i can have no money :)
(melancholiclaughter Corpsichord, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Now get a job you slacker!
Wasting my money for years;)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# what?
real work... whats that???
(cheebatv, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# dunno
I have been pretending for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Congrats!
I can't wait for uni, was just thinking about it... Three years and I'll be just about to start, my liver's shaking in fear already.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
[challenge entry] most likely been done
but it's been in my head all weekend
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Patrick thought the joke was wearing thin.

I'm going to see Patrick this evening in Nottingham!
He is giving a talk, with Colour Slide Projection.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Say Hi..
..from me!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# You know him?
*awestruck*
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# 'Patrick, Patric! i mean Mr Moore...
Sickboy says 'hi'"

Hmm, probably not...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# No, do it...
...He will know who I am.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Paddy knows you as sick boy
gosh how avant garde of him
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:27, archived)
# Patrick
RULES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# He's great
Have a good time :o)
(I helped save b3ta! The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# sing to him.
"patrick moore plays the xylophone
paaatrick moooore"
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Oh, missed that one.
Where's he on?
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# where abouts in nottingham?
not that i'll go, just interested as i live there
(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# New game for work avoidance:
Whilst googling I found this:

jennyjones.warnerbros.com/cmp/geek_chic/halloffame/top10geek.html

Which I thought was rather nice. I found it when i was inventing a new game to wile the hours away at work. You do a google search for a name to try and guage which name has the ugliest results. So far Morag has been the poorest (and there is some bloke called morag too),
Susans have been poor too and Sharon was just a fucking disaster (some Israeli bloke apparantly). But if you want a hot girl call them Vanessa .

Let me know if you find an uglier google name.

PS i am a Paul and we all munt!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# One of them Vanessa birds is a frigging centaur!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Centaurs are hot
FACT*
*not 100%
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# search for
ed
leads to nudity.
kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# errr
matt
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
ugly Pauls!
Lora is a mixture of nice, questionable gender and downright obscene.
If you didn't guess the obscene is probably NSFW, though small.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# S'true
Internet Pauls all look like they have vegetable IQs.
EDIT: Loras have got vegetables shoved up their arses!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# I have a very odd selection
for marcus... beards, freaks, and models, all in one happy bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Thank you for sharing the Loras with me ...
... and my boss. Especially Lora-2 ... she really appreciated that one
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# He hee!
Nothing like being pre-warned!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Yeah ...
.. guaranteed to make me look
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# haha
is this you?
www.jonahmovie.com/html/cast/images/laura.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# arf!
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:30, archived)
# wouldn't a search for Vanessa
eventually bring up Vanessa Feltz?
now she can float my boat anytime
/sarcasm - and now feeling slightly ill :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i would.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# is there anyone/thing you wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# I can't help
but plug the kittenator here! Does the same kind of thing, but picks random names for you. And is a bit more kitteny.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# Heh
Femke is alright. Some a little NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# phwoooaaarrrr
lot's of lovely dutch birds!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# If you like that
sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# nice ass
www.bonairenature.com/donkey/images/Femka.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# aw...
I think that might even be nicer than sickboy's
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I think it is cuter....
....but mine is classier!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# sluttier
maybe!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Aaawwww
Very fluffy :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# I add my
cor to that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# i'll add a 'blimey'
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i'll add a
FILTH!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# dirty?
you love it.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# not me
look at my halo.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Good lord!
VERY NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Not as
VERY as i'd hoped...

Ah well.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# scroll
down.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Richard!

One is Yarrsome!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Eyepatch and glasses?
He should get a monocle!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Crivens
that's pleasant!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Its a bit freaky that peeps with the same name have a smilar look about them!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:15, archived)
# margaret.
Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! magicbaboon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Predictable:
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kevin&sa=N&tab=wi
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# The line drawn scribbles
are particularly good
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# unsurprising:
derek
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Lurlene
images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=lurlene
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# we have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Great game!
Louises ming.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Murgatroid
is quite ugly..

images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=murgatroid
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# wow, they're real people called stev,
i'm just stev because stevie and steve were taken

they're all oooooogly too
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Roland
gets some spacktacular results:

This guy scares me.
(parm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# But it's nice to see
That Naomi generally gets good looking girls, that being my girlfriends name and all.
(parm, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:19, archived)
# Kiss
ass
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# dans are a lot sexier than daniels
which of course i already knew
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Indeedy
That's why i changed my name.
(Fellmeister, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:22, archived)
# internet Chris's are a mixed bunch.
there is a very surprised olde bloke on the first page of them that made me chuckle.

edit: Gina wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# is it me
or does Steve require a chiseled jaw or a beard. I have neither...
Hmmm well a part from a small chin beard which has gone suprisingly ginger...
(northern seth back is giving him jip again, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:20, archived)
# urgh
the first proper photo of an adam looks like the predator
images.google.co.uk/images?q=adam&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search

(edit) yikes, somebody has been stalking me!
www.getfit.com.au/images/adam.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# Oh fucking hell no...
really bad. I really hope I don't look like any of these...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:25, archived)
# Beard
central
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:28, archived)
# facial
hair-mungus
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:33, archived)
# Wills arent that bad
There's hope for me yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Rachels are woosome
and one has got her norks out!
(rachboc, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch Jeff Goldblum being savaged by a raging trilobite!
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Hahahahahah
That's quite ace! hurrah - the board is working!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# Arf!
Well made and funny, well done to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# bastard.
was about to do something like that, but my internet connection monged up.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# sorry
;)
(I helped save b3ta! smutch, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# Lovely job!
Really nice work on the wording! Woo! :)

PS - And thankyou dognutz - 200 Mp3 files encoded perfectly with CDex.. Yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Isn't it?
there's a 'Cambrian Park' near where I live. But the only prehistoric life forms I see down there are the batty old ladies with their Welsh terriers.
(abertownie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 22:37, archived)
# "I've got it lads!"


Good afternoon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Detrius521, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# it works!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
I was afraid it would be the great bork of last year all over again!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# nobody posted anything
for nearly ten minutes then.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# Did the board just go down
or was it me?
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# it
did!
(the_n00b, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# my internet went down.
adding to the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# you
went down?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# bastard.
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# aye.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:11, archived)
# And you didn't even notice?
I thought I was better than that.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)
# you
were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Bugger *





* not an outburst, an offer
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# you need
to pay him more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# you went down
/obvious
(martian, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 15:09, archived)

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