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# look what i found on e-bay............
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hehe
to hell with you!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Errrrm :
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Pfffft
I'll bet he employs Oompa Loompas to lure the children in.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# hehe
that's excellent
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# where does the puppy
fit?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# it doesn't need to fit anywhere
as it's invisible and lives in the boot of my white ford escort van
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# maybe
it has a puppy motif on the outside?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# happy birthday HP................
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Lovely
excellent!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# oh no
that's terrible!
Hahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD
See these sites:

www.brightonlife.com/forums/list.php?f=8

www.brightoncore.com/bb2/viewforum.php?f=1

www.edumela.com/edm_forum_viewtopiclist.asp?topic=1

www.allscifi.com/Topics/Topic_23.asp

mod edit: I'll probably start deleting these if you post anymore. why not make a nice picture or something. thanks :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# be a good chap
and just watermelon off will you?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Yay!
Nice to see the swear filter doing what it's there for ;)

Mind you, this does look suspiciously like spam.........
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Second time today
The swear filter may officially be a fluffy filter, but I think we're about to disprove that notion any second now...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# who's swearing?
I was referring to my magical teapot which looks like a watermelon
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Ah but
the board filters out the word 'watermelon' you see. It replaces every incidence of the word 'watermelon' with 'watermelon'.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Bruce,
Jesus loves you but everyone else on this site thinks you're a canute.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Jesus thinks hes a cünt as well
I just rang him to ask and thats what he told me

[edit]ANNNNNNNND If you want to talk to hot, single Deities, just call 0891 463739, thats 0891 Godsex
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I love
umlauts.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# He's Canadian?


Apologies to any Canadians on the board, but I couldn't resist it.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# For the love of cripes
will you please go away.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# You again?
Please go away, thank you!

/edit FUCK OFF YOU HOMOPHOBE!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I think
I love you.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Never had a realy girlfriend have you?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Neither have I.
So what's yer point?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i'm a reporter
making a story about badgers, with girlfriends
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Now look here
You're making me cross now, and I don't want to be cross because it's my birthday.

Did I mention that, by the way?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hp birthday, mate
:@ )
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# HAPPY
B'DAY
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Happy Birthday!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Happy birthday sir!
Have a good one.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Merry Christmas!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Nice
You queer bashing arsehole
FIGHT THE HOMOSEXUALS
Author: Bruce Price Date: 14/10/03 16:34

OK Gospel singers - here is the way we are to do it.
I AM ORGANISING A MASS GOSPAL EVENT IN BRIGHTON.

MEET ON THE 5TH NOVEMBER IN THE CAR PARK BY THE TEMPLE/DUKES MOUND

There we shall start a march on Brighton singing and purifying.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Spreading the flaps of God would be better
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# mouthful of sandwich, meet screen and keyboard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# especially
if it's God from Dogma

mmmmmmmm

/rubs pants
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# OH OH OH OH !!!!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!

I HAVE NOTHING OF VALUE TO GIVE TO SOCIETY!!!!

I WANT ATTENTION!!!!

LOOK AT ME!!!LOOK AT ME!!!
LOOK AT ME!!!

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yes,
but what does that have to do with this thread?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# hurrah
ive been noticed at last:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# you're soooooooo
not going to convert me.

/sacrifices chicken
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# yes i see them
now what
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# i'm having a revelation
i see the lord,

yes... he's speaking to me...

he's telling me i should tell you to watermelon off...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Get out of my face
Bring back Hetz Hudson
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Crasy!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# speedcore is life
after all...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# the almost way of life!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# SPEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# as far as 5th messages go
this is one of the worst
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# One to four
were pretty shit too.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Wow. Stop the competition, we have a winner! That IS the victorian internet!
Berk.

I'd sooner spread me crack and let Bush bugger me than look at your godbothering sites. Please let's leave religion out of this, and you can say you've tried. Then if we burn in hell you're not guilty.

Also, i think you might be mad.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# that wins
Funniest post of the day

"I'd sooner spread my crack and let Bush bugger me than look at your godbothering sites"....

EX-watermeloning-ACTLY

And so well-put, I may use it for hummus.

If I ever stop sniggering.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:17, archived)
# You are
a victim of a cult my friend..

These people can help but only if YOU are ready to help yourself...
Cultwatch

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Sorry, this is b3ta
No room for god on this bus to Hull.

Signed, A devout agnostic.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# tee hee
"FIGHT THE HOMOSEXUALS" indeed.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# um,
"BnH could be in league with the Lord of the Flies. He may indeed ba a hippy homosexual scum of which I have spoken in my prophecies. So many souls to perish for Satan.

Black magic simpletons, wasters, Big issue sellers, Homosexuals, flashers, BnH, Jewbos. Time to convert to the Lord."
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
makes you wonder whether Bush has a log in on here
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Can't remember this in the book

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Tis silly that
Woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# *whoosh*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i concur
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I also concur
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
always turning up uninvited!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# hehe
palms
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# hehehehe
ya daft bugger!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# palm trees
swaying leaves
midsummer breeze
feel the ease
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# did you know
the guy who play gimli the dwarf is the voice of the tree?

100% true fact story.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Yep, that's 100% of FACT!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Ooo
I can't wait untill my 5 DVD Two Towers gets here!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# 5!?
I thought the big extended one only had 4 disks... after all, I just watched it this evening.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# It's the special boxed set 4 DVD Extended Edition
with an extra DVD about Gollum and a model!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Was gonna do more to this but got this far and it made me smile and also he looks so happy
With a big nod to scary mary the special eyes fairy for shameless thievery (and poor execution) of her idea
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# hehehe
there's some great stuff here today
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Yay for eyes in noses
huzzah
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# it's the best
place for them!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# the best place for eyes
is in a jar in your pocket, so you only need them at important occasions.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Erm....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# good god
leave it where you found it!
looks like some freaky ewok paw hybrid
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# aargh
that is truly disturbing
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# kill it?
*shrug*
very woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# KILL IT HARD!
argh!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
that's really really funny
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# My word
You're on form today.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Haha
You're certainly getting some milage from those eyes : D
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# They're 'special'
like me
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Hello
*waves*
Oh.
*confused*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# oh my, that's lovely
Cheeseman: deleting a thread doesn't mean we forget, you know.
Anyhow, I thought you'd left already? Do you need help tying a good tight knot?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Ooh ooh
What did he do this time?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Posted some stuff that wasn't his (but claimed it was)
and 'officially quit' the board.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Then deleted
his epitaph
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# read your name
and try to be less pro-suicideal
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# read your name
and try to fuck more moons
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# i'm the lord of the moon
the use of "fucking" is just for effect
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I think
I've made my position clear on this matter.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# yes you are a wanna-be
i'll let you be Chancellor of the moon, so when i die the moon gets signed over to you
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# *Cocks gun*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# as lord of the moon, the moon protects me, so i can only die of natural causes
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# Pfft
don't be daft everyone knows you can buy plots on the Moon already.
He'd just have to buy enough to own it.
;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# who do you think you buy them from?
;)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# I am the queen of jam
the use of "fluff" is just for effect

But really, you don't need to be fluffy to someone who is repeatedly being a cunt, it's only the newbies who deserve the fluff.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# hehe
that almost sounds kinky


/Childish
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# You mean like the
"Mum dead, pity me", "No, actually it was all an hilarious joke" thread which also got deleted?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Who is this Cheeseman fellow
he sounds a bit disturbed.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Some kid or other.
Bit of a pratt at times.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Kid
or a 30-something who still lives with his Mum?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# his dead mum
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# some 14 year old
american knobber that hasnt quite got the knack of things round here. (and who doesnt make things easy for him self!)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# "mum dead, pity me"
/tries unsuccessfully to stifle laugh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# woo - thats really good
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# woo!
Paws for thought?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# aw
he looks so sad!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# holy fucking woo
thats the fucking wooest fucking fuckedyfucking thing ive ever fucking seen!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:10, archived)
# A minute's silence please for the death of Bob Grant. One of Blakey's Seven.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# arf arf
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Chortle!


'Tis a sad loss..
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# arrrrrrrrf!
Staying in bed until midday, you miss all the excitement don't you?

MORNING!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# MORNING!
I too am skiving today.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# It's a protest.
I refuse to contribute to the economy while Bush is in town.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# hmm.
the local crackwhores will be going without their fix tonight, then?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I'm owed plenty of freebies.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# do they accept
food coupons, then?

right. i'll stop being such a cnut now.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# When exactly do you
contribute to the economy whilst at work?
; )
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I wondered what you were doing here
isthisyou? is here too. Most peculiar.

MORNING! Supermoore, or AFTERNOON!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# skiving rules.
until i get found out and get the sack, that is.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Don't tie me down with your labels maaaaaaaaaaaaan!
It's morning until I've finished this coffee.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Lazy bastard!
Afternoon.

Edit: Ooops - and woo to your pic Mr Boab sir!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# it needs no wooing ta - tis a repost to commemorate Bob Grant's death.
oh and i canny be doing with all this fucking censorship round here recently.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# there's no censorship,
some words have been filtered to make people think a bit before insulting new people. it'll probably be turned off soon
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# zzz
queeny might learn something from her yankee m8
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# that's some top quality
lurkage you been doing, there.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# It's over!
Disappointed by Tony's inability to control his nation with an iron fist, George finds solace in the arms of another...

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# *gags*
*upchucks*
*projectile vomits*

OH DEAR GOD
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Aha!
My work here is done
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Sorry
but all I could see was this...

*EDIT* - Not that I'm belittling your work at all! It was most bleargh-some :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# weeee
sry to pearoast, i posted this in the wee hours
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Umm
does scat not have two meanings these days?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# well only one
unless you like jazz
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Luckily
I do
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# scat jazz
is a speciality brand of porn
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ...with a real
groovy beat daddio
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Well, if anyone was going to know that
it was you or Dr Nick.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# be doop be bop bop bop bop skidly skidly dee
Parp! Honk! Parp! Follow through.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# toot.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# i do believe so
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Now that
could have been so much worse...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# DUCK!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# ohh
luvely
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# heh
w/y/h
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Posting in the 'wee small hours' is my speciality...
So have one of mine too...
Che FC
my gallery
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# yes
can I make a t-shirt from that?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Only if you send me one...
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# that
is a deal ;)
4rthur me if you will
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# OMG!!!!!1111
It's Kentucky Fried Guevara!!!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# UNOFFICIAL spore COMPETITION #1™
fwip fwip fwip
here's a quick doodlet, you have until Sunday to colour and place this guy in some scene, as random as you like, and mail yer pic (shrunk to 640 width max) to me (not gonna post me email, but head to www.sporetemple.com and you'll find it) - the winner will receive a package of joy, containing vast wonders from all the stuff I'm going thru in my new abode in order to save space and reclaim sanityish stuff.

go on, shop somethin, free some space in my house!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# talk of a
spore fetish and thou shalt appear :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# tis true
*pop*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:21, archived)
#
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'._.--.-; .-` -' '.
.-'`.o ) \ / .-_.--' `\
`;---) \ ; / / ;' _-_.-' `
`;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \
( ) | | / .-.-' -`
'-.-' \ | .' ` '.-'-\`
/_./\_.|\_\ ; ' .'-'.-.
/ '-._ \` / _;-,
| .-=-.;-._ \ -'-,
\ / `";`-`,-"`)
\ \ '-- `\.\
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`-._ `'----'`;
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(`(`(---"-`)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# is that chicken
a silly one? please say it is!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Its very very silly
indeed

btw I dont claim credit for it, I nicked it off albinoblacksheep
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# No, this is a New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.


eh? What's all this New Person stuff? Someone explain please.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# new swear filter
it turns words into other words. It's an effort to make it more fluffy apparently
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# It's the new filter goodness,
you cranberry!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I for one am not at all pleased to find
that silly_chicken is blocked.
It was only invented as a polite fluffy thing in the first place
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# Silly
chicken
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Well
it works if you do it that way.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# as I grumbled last night
that's really not the point.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# quite.
what a load of fucking shite. Who decided this bollox?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i always thought it was
a euphemisim for stupid cock.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# maybe I will
maybe I won't
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# I got excited then.
I thought you were going to send me some adobe products!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# AHEM
Repost

and a stupid one at that
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# are we allowed to colour over the lines?
only my crayons are blunt, and they won't let me have anything sharp.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# just pour an egg over the top of it.
and set it on fire.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hehe me neither
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# 'We are cured'
Hahahaha
Wonderful fifties feel to that
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# haha
very very woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Yay
for Mr Chuzzleton
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# bleh. i don't like lines.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# :)
it seems like a nice idea - i'll have a go if ive got the time:)

(the rest of you are a righ bunch of miserable cranberry! - everyone knows colouring in ROCKS!)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# very good
looks authentic...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# do i detect a hint of sarcasm?
is it because he is green?

pidgeonist.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i think it's very nice, in picture.
i'd stamp on it in real life, but hey.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# fair
play
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# coo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Dave was the life and soul of the fancy dress party


no gags here, just thought I'd share a panel with you all
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# woo
that's ace
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Dave is great
When's the next one? Do you take pay pal?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Dave#2's out now
but I've been a bit slack sending them out!
Dave#3 is in progress at the moment...

I do take paypal (although I don't really understand it to be honest)
www.another-world.biz/dave/
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# what sort of a zeppelin puts a lampshade on his head for the sake of humour?




oh
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Cor
is that alisa chan?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# very
funny!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# well it looks like her.

(must remember to send you money for dave issue 2, must also remember to get stuff for hummus finished.)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# hahah
i thought exactly the same thing!!

*sneaks off to have another look at her site*

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe - that Dave, he's so
smooth.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Hello!
My first post!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# oh jesus.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Thats nasty
welcome - you will fit in well!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Hehe
Thank ^_^
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# is that
tom green?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Looks like it
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Absolutely mad
You've got the idea :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# ah
Robert Smith on a good day
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# KILL IT!
KILL IT HARD!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Crikey
that looks like Jonathon (one of the evil trio) from Buffy, with a prettier mouth
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Best viewed when listening to "Groove is in the Heart"
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# ace
i'm listening to no surprises though dosent quite work
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Hmmm
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't care for us

I see what you mean......
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Oooh, pretty
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# deeeee
lightful!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# the chills
that you spill down my spine...
Woo!

Towa Tei would be proud of you.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# best viewed
with eyes turned off.... that hurt!
Strangely endearing though
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# very good indeed
but it doesn't work so well with 'Devil got my woman' by Skip James... unfortunately

but I LIKE IT!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Oh wow
that's simply fucking perfect!

Woo to the utter fucking max!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Now that I can well believe coz it's pretty
damn good with me just humming it to myself! Grrroooooovy baby indeed.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Doesn't work to
Aphex Twin - Cornish Acid, but I'm not if anything does...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Morning! Have no idea why, but have a proboscis monkey pirate.
Yaaaarrrrrr oo oo oo, EEP!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Proboscis it!
PROBOSCIS IT HARD!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# its certainly
imaginative :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# who needs a reason
Woo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# threadjack
If you see any anchor butter adverts that look like I made them. I did. please don't go getting all shirty with them.

Nice pic by the way.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# saw one
covering the whole side of a bus in leeds

*doffs cap*
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# corporate whore!
nice one. well done :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# mmm, butter.
um, right, ok.

will you be making a weebl episode about happy baby orangutans?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# anyone got
a picture? us non-english folk wish to see.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# does that mean we're due another
month of threadwastes?
But well done, on getting it to pay.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Is his name
Blue-arse beard

or something
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# yo!
Nice one
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# woo!
Have a drunken post
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# hahaha
drunk? now?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I wish
no, I was drunk when I made it, and that post made me remember.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Ta muchly
don't mind if I do.
Yay!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Well,
when it's that good, its not like you need a reason!
Woo etc!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# My first photoshopped image

((It Gloooowsss))

Ehe.. this is my first post to b3ta and my first photoshopped image ^_____^
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Welcome
you will NEVER leave...

post kittens - we like kittens!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Like this
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# not that one
the moneys gone to its head
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# a personal favourite
my cat looks like that when he is asleep to!

This guy is kind of cute too:

(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# awwwww
:)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# emm
I guess the kittens are inside?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Nice
Welcome, you'll never leave
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# It's very pretty!
Woo! Welcome aboard!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Im not sure what it's meant to be
but it looks nice
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# well done...
but where's the kitten?
[edit] ah, so it has been explained....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# better?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# reminds
me of something i saw on words and pictures many many years ago....very nice :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Hurrah
for Castles with Auras
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# thats
what you find round nipples isnt it ?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# umm
yes I believe so
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# welcome
you'll get addicted!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
#
Click for Biggy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# That
am the best sign ever
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# yay
I like - so true!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# he he he
nice
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# ooooo thats nice
Welcome!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# And
another

I'm not feeling very inspired today : (
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Who
are you kidding?
Woo as ever!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# as good
as ever!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Crikey

I wish when I didn't feel inspired, I had such skills
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# its cracking too
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Yay for you
!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# wow
brilliant
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# hehehehehe
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# um

Caption suggested by a large elk?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# lliamas
woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Loon
That's top
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwww
*goes all gooey*

innee cute? aaaaawwwwww
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# wow
that rocks
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Yay
As am I:
Nuts...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Yay - it that the latest pic
of Ai'en then? Blummy - he's grown a whole heap since I last saw him. :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That was him a few weeks ago..
..in Ireland, he is even bigger now.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# A regular
Mini Me!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# He's lookin' cute there
I can see the Doc in him, but not so much you.
Edit/ the above two sentences are in no way related :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Couldn't resist it!
PS He IS cute!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Awwww, who does he look like
his mum or his dad?
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# Huzzah
for little people
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
#

Probably been done!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I ain't seen it if it has...
That am most woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# it's amazing how quickly
the laughter turns to tears
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# That's
chucklemungous!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I don't think it's been done, and it's super regardless
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Owch!
That's very woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha
excellent!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# ahaha
very nicely done

woo!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# HEY
I wonder if the Quo would agree to be interviewed by B3ta?

After all they are incredibly popular here !
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Very good
usage of the Quo
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# yay
for chef...
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# oh
I love the chef!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# True story
The first time I went to Stockholm, I was hanging around outside a hotel when this coach pulled up and out got about 20 guys in chefs' uniforms! Nobody could understand why I was peeing myself laughing - so much I forgot to take a photo of them!!
Edi - Corrected the post before the apostrophe police got me....
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# had
a similiar thing in holland while passing a restuarant...very difficult to keep a straight face...especially as gf is dutch so I didnt want to upset her :)
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# best thing
ever
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# ha ha!
best. quo. ever.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I concur
most woosome.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# woo!
excellent
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# excellente
ambassador, by continuing the quo meme (and in a funny not shit way) you are really spoiling us
(, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)

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