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# He's stealthy, that Hannibal.

Can you see the little moth on my shade, Clarice? Can you?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:14, archived)
# es muy bueno.
wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# That is genious!
I rate you up there with Einstein. What you doing tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# so brilliantly silly!
houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# pfft
coffee, monitor, in work, IT guy not happy showed him picture and laughed his socks off!!
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# show him this too!
I'm an IT guy too and i was feeling a bit down yesterday and this made me laugh like a drain
oblong.brickfilms.com/chicken.mov
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:22, archived)
# i would
but i can't play .mov in work :(
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:24, archived)
# what about divX?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# *groan*
geniearse
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Brill.
Moth was genius.
(Small Beer, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# stop!
...
...
...
...
...
*breathe*

WOO!!!! YAY!!!!
(Frugle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Fantastic
WYH
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Owr Ferck
What a groaner. YAY for groaners!!!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaah! Piccie's not loading for me! I wanna see! I wanna see!
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# try here - different host
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/lamps.gif
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Hurrah!
*blows kisses*
That am tres amusant!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:29, archived)
# hahah
nice
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:22, archived)
# he is, isnt he?
here's the sequal
/cheeky repost
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Fancyteeth, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Class!
I'm still chuckling watching it play below in the reply window
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
# that sir
is superb!!
(Magic, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:28, archived)
# pardon the swears
but that's fucking brill
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Here Boy
(Tjimbson, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Good catch boy.
Now drop.

Dro-op.

DROP!

DROP!!!

No - NO ~ AAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!!

Ed: soz, W00, yeah :)

(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:09, archived)
# *snigger*
woo to the pic too
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Hehe!! That's cool
(sbeck, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# B3ta Budger Toy
Our friend known as Budger has turned 21 yesterday so he is now 'old' and therefore retro, which means he is collectable. So after a somewhat amusing conversation my partner and I knocked up a range of Retro Budger toys including the speacial Limited edition B3ta Budger

(Arcturius Mr Shine Him Diamond, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# That's great!
I love the accessories.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# very good,
top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:11, archived)
# that am most woo
!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:11, archived)
# w/y/h
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:12, archived)
# it's really nice
but is that COMIC SANS?
(with reservations)
(I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# I have no idea who or what budger is
but I want one.

Ahhhh ... unfettered western capitalism.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# nicely done there good sir
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I'll have 10
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Grrr.... Fucking Bastard Idiot Cunting Car Driving Twats...
By indicating that i am turning left it means that i'm turning left, it does not mean that i am fucking parked at a fucking junction and does not mean you can attempt to go fucking round me and try and take the side off my fucking car, and yes it was your fucking fault, i was fucking waiting at the junction to turn fucking left, try slowing down a bit and opening your fucking eyes you daft irish bint.


Oh! the rage has started early today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Kind of works with the image below
Hard luck, but nice picture.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:03, archived)
# aw
I know the feeling muchly

also...'Ning b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:05, archived)
# thats it,
get it off your chest before you've got to drive home and the rage starts again
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# i
can totally sympathize, half the people out there shoudn't be on the road.
(Ludwig van B3ta-hoven i'm tired of this room & every1 in it., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Woman driver, eh?
From what I gather from every male driver I have ever spoken to, they are by far the worst.

(Actually, from watching the twunts drop their brats off at the school next door to me in their 4x4s, swerving all over the (narrow) road and generally causing unecessary big-cared chaos in the heart of London, I can fully believe it.)

Next time try chasing them downt he road, forcing them to stop, then grabbing a crowbar and smashing the shit out of their car before breaking their legs and face. I hear it goes down a treat.

That was a long comment. Sorry. I'll stop now.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Ning!
Or electrifying your car by running a circuit through the door handles off the battery.

Just a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# A-hoy
Were you skiving yesterday? Didnae see yous aboot*

* please note attempted rendition of Scotchland dialect to make you feel more at home...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Was not!
Was on (ironically enough) a time management course. ALL DAY. And now I am going to yet another pointless meeting. See you later!

*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:29, archived)
# We had a face to face in the road.
she claimed that i pulled out on her when all i was doing was waiting for the car in front to turn right at the junction while i was waiting to turn left. She still maintained that it was my fault as i was too far over on the left.

silly cow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Crowbar. Face.
It's the only language they understand.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Nah..
shoot 'em in the fucking feet. That'll do it.
And the binmen
And the chavs
And all my customers

the list goes on..........
(I helped save b3ta! D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:28, archived)
# i'm a girl
and a great driver

i just have no car *sob*

maybe i should be given one on grounds of improving the image of female drivers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Sorry darlin'
That aint possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:45, archived)
# 180kb,



Ahh... I feel better now.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# That's ace.
He's my favourite meme.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# ooh nice 3D effecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Thanks...
I find it funny, cause everyone is dead, except him... that's the funny part. Dead...

Edit: Everyone but the cop that is.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Who Is he?
and who is dead?

Very nice focus effect btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# He is Smug Bastard.
And thanks to him, a whole family were killed in the above accident. Look how smug he is... the prick.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# He is a smug cunt.
Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:11, archived)
# smug bastard!
been a long time you smug twat
(haitch, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# hehehehe
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# I'm suprised that...
The Comic-Sans police haven't nicked me yet...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# It's beautifully done
but I must admit I liked the first one more.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Always one...
For those who missed it, My first idea...

Smug Bastard....


.
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:12, archived)
# The
smug bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Never seen Smug Bastard before.
He suits his name

W00 for your marvellous animation 3~D
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# "One false move and the old git gets it!"


Seamless. Pah, wgaf, it's FRIDAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# looks to me like he deserves it

woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Aye.
and that nun on the right is one MEAN mother... superior.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:03, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Bet ya
Sunshine Elephant still would though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# is there anything he wouldn't ?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Hmm
maybe the hostage..?

Nah, still would.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:18, archived)
# KK nuns
we love guns!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:03, archived)
# For what we are about to shoot around randomly, killing all in our path
May the Lord make us truly thankfull.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:05, archived)
# And Nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# .

Seamless! And whatnot...

I am teh suck.
(Ecclesia, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:58, archived)
# has the gayshift moved?


/made me laff thou
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
# Awwwwww
They love each other, really.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
# robbie
coltrane dont look well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# looks like
thridman and darkedge
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
x3
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# oh my..
they are perfectly suited for each other
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# 'calm down, dear
cunt
I'm really a very good diver'
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# pffft
that's terrible ;)

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# guffaw
snurt
(I helped save b3ta! badluckmonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n' dirty
um.... alt

*belms*



if I'd had more time I'd have found a good source pic for a joey deacon headswap with this as the hat badge or summat... but I didn't
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# I am secretly giggling at that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# aargh
took me WAY too long to see what you did- woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Here we go.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# a very dapper walrus and splendid drawing.
reminds me of your excellent orking dog FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Artist succeeds
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# huzzah
that am ace

(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# I say...
top hat sir!
(Wombatovic, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:14, archived)
# heh
reminds me a bit of the walrus in the horniman museum... maybe it's the expression.

top pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# hoorah!
the most dapper of aquatic mammals
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# show off!
I like the way you're using your lack of inspiration as inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# Yes,
I might do more autobiographicalish ones.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:57, archived)
# about boring old you?
it'll never catch on!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Probably not,
I can make myself more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:04, archived)
# I love top hats
best of all the headgear!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:57, archived)
# thats fantabulous
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Woo yay! Top hats are
indeed, funny.
*pearoasts it like a duck*


I don't like mornings. They're too bright and the sun is pointing in the wrong direction
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
# very good
sir
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# you are just far too good at this for mere words
so have some random characters instead

àQÌÞØJÄ°FÒÎWȼ
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Said walrus looks most heartily satisfied.
I shall bestow upon him the most dapper of all woos that I can procure.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Mindpiss...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# NB:
"Interesting" image resource HERE, you crazy kids. But most of them don't need much 'shopping...
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# Whoa
trust me to click on the NSFW one
www.supersnail.com/quick/bm2k/bm2k_8/html/2__bm2k_d5_r14_02.html
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# that
the hulk on a cold day ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# it's a b3ta goldmine!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# bukakke?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# He he :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
[challenge entry] I find myself thinking this every time I see them advertised
yuuuuuuur gwaaaarn yer luvs it up the yaris, you know you do gooowwwaaaaarn

So I thought I'd get it out of my head once and for all.

/rhyming slang
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# did you do it DRY?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Is there any other way?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# or get your head out of it
..like it (the image that is)
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Quick and dirty, but hey it's Friday!!
(speedfire, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Woo! Praise be to Brian!
Now let's all have a quiet prayer:

PLEASE GOD CAN I HAVE A BUNNY RABBIT FOR CHRISTMAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Blessed
are the brians.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# dearly beloved
let us PRAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


woo!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# just a quicky


and lest i forget... "ning"
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# parp!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# *PARP*
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# expellant
TJ. Does any one know where I can get some good dreamweaver mx tutorials. cheers
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# CHALLENGE SUGGESTIONS
Good morning folks - I am taking the challenge vote this morning. Here are a few suggestions to help get your brain running:

*Unexpectedly useful warnings my grandmother gave me (via thebeerboy)
*When the laws of physics pack up (via Dr Poppers)
*Lab Animals Win Prizes" - Gameshows that should exist (via badhorsey)

Have a think, suggest some stuff and I shall be back to do the vote in a little while.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Merge two films together
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Better reality TV shows
Invent a new form of transport
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Gotta be...
*When the laws of physics pack up (via Dr Poppers)
hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! PieJuice, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
# hows
about...sightings of dead celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
#
cut both your feet off and take a picture
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Hows about the...
"Spend at least 15 minutes making an original funny, clever, silly or interesting image and post it here for our entertainment challenge?"
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
#
it'll never work.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
#
*starts googling for pictures of monkeys and George Bush*
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# ooooooooo iPod
bet no-ones done any of them before
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Happy
B3ta burfday!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# happy birthday!
ooo, hey, ive been looking for you!

Was it you who did the 'The day they paint a picture of an arsehole in a BMW is the day you can drive here' on a cycle lane pic? if so can I have the link to it, we just got a new colour printer in and I need to make sure its working alright ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/361103
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# thank you muchosly
muchososososssssolly
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Wasn't me
... wish it was, 'cause it is genius
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# You speak crazy talk
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# God's executive
toys.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# I likes that
I does..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
#
cue a million pictures of Newtons Cradles with Planets instead of ball bearings ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
#
*Commemorative Memorabilia
*What Nasa found on the moon and didnt tell us
*I never knew it did that!
*what happens to things when they travel at the speed of light
*The latest Royal Scandal
*Things I would have gotten away with if it wasn't for those pesky kids
*If everyone in the World was...
*Bionic Implants
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# "After the revolution"
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Blummin' commie
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# You'll be first against the wall
*adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# thats
gonna need some long wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Ha!
That's what you think
*quashes rebellion*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# I'd prefer
to think he meant after the surrealist revolutions victory.

Guess it'd lead to some interesting political situations.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# You're a fan of Shaffer?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Honest Tourist Board adverts


(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# *your first day in hell*
*pathetic magic tricks*
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# *Happy Fathers day
*Americas' Funniest terrorist attrocities,
*New political parties
*ROBOTS!
*The most sickeningly fluffy picture imaginable!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# alchohol and animals don't mix
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# When Nuns go bad
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I have a
video about that!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# There was a nuns challenge a while back I think
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# Oh yes so there was
Scratch that idea then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# If real life was like a comic-strip
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Superb!
Get a lot of good hand drawn entries from people will real life shkills like bovine, as well as off the wall entries. Me Likey.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# baby monsters :D
monsters going through puberty, monsters first dates
or robots or something to do with kittins
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Mmmm...
Godzilla as an angsty teenager..
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Got to be...
...laws of physics pack up "When Gravity Turns Bad"!
(I helped save b3ta! Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT - The wonderful world of Chas 'n' Dave
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# when the laws of physics pack up
times a million, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# New uses for tampons
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# that
new or used ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# That really
is quite manky, that is. Well done!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Speaking of used items ...
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# quite wonderfully rank
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# dear god
what have I started?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# 'ning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# photoshop
a tapir.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Please please please please!
I've got my fingers crossed soooo hard for this I'm about to wee myself...

Why Tapirs are great:

Reason #1
Reason #2
Reason #3
Reason #4
Reason #5
Reason #6
Reason #7
Reason #8
Reason #9
Reason #10
Reason #11
Reason #12
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# #2 and #3 should be in 'things that make you go awwww'
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Characters from the sequel to Naked Lunch.


Actually, ignore that, that's a shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Rejected movie posters
please Mr Bob of Mystery.

Donkeys (i like the odd open ended one)



I got a gmail account now.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
# kind of been done....
www.b3ta.com/challenge/straighttovideo/
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Oh well
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
#
Medieval entertainment
Stuff the bible didn't tell you about Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
#
photoshop yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
#
or paintmash?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# that's even better
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# celebrity caricatures
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# hmm
hows about
"when things couldn't get any worse..."
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# That's a fuckin ace idea
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Roadkill Heaven
(or hell?)
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# *paintchop a man holding a blank sign*
(Heffer foiled, once again, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# *Big monsters Crush Cities
*I'm not Brian Blessed
*How to smoke
*That's the strangest place I've ever seen a pipe
*Superheros on their day off
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# "Comic Sans MS: New uses for the world's favourite font"
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# world
without blessed..who would replace him.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Jonathan Rhys Davies, naturally
And if he's out, then Richard Branson in a fat suit.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# How about
"What's that doing in my lunchbox?"
"Re-use a milkbottle top."
or
"What happens in the call centre on the bosses day off"
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# *ronald reagan's last wishes*
a bit late, but better late than never!
(Heffer foiled, once again, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# Yay - great idea
and we could upset a nation .....
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Taunton Olympic Bid
Smalltown olympic bids
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
#
Monkey versus Robot
Dogs and Cats are boring - make some new pets
genetically modified farming - the next level
Right wing animals
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:49, archived)
# monkey vs robot
gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# What would happen if the BNP got into government
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# monty
python films that should of been or what peter sellers would of done had he not died.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Ooohhhh
extreme drinking - something im personally considering as a hobby...
(blingblong, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# a) "Mummy, why does God hate us so?"
b) "I am not an animal!"
c) I had a dream...
d) FISH!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Mummy, why does God hate us so?
This has to win.

Regards


God aka bblac.
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Ooh! Ooh!
I want Chav robots - Surely in the world of machines, they have the equivalent of chavs. Microwaves that insist on wearing sovvy rings, or vaccum cleaners that hang around on street corners drinking bucky.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# how about
* innapropriate graffiti
* alternate endings to popular films
* novel uses for household appliances
(Frugle, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# .
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:23, archived)
# feel dizzy this morning
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Morning!
TJ - Heavy Metal T-shirts for babies! (checked on glassco.cx)
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:30, archived)
# HAHAHA
genie arse
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:31, archived)
# *snickers*
that am mars-velous


/coat

(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:32, archived)
# a taste of paradise
/shows age

Ning all
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, crap, but they're French so who cares...
(I helped save b3ta! Deadpool, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# I do like the advert with the guy with Kiss makeup though
edit: sorry forgot the WYH
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:29, archived)
# ning all!
and ning to the guy I stopped in the street and said hello to as he was wearing a furtive t-shirt

ning ning ning
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:30, archived)
# yay!
I keep my eyes open for them, but haven't seen one yet.
Was he a "signed-up-b3tan"?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:31, archived)
# he said he just kind of lurked
I think he may have been slightly scared

now I think about it i did have my sunglasses and cycle helmet on at the time so its easy to see why
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# but then
i know i would be shocked and in awe of meeting even just a 20Fp b3tan...
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# ive been here for over 2 years though!
and ive had a major drought recently
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# still more than most people here
inc me, who has now been here over a year
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# try meeting SSG then
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# I've never seen one
But if I did I would be nervous of saying hello. "I mr furtive wearer, I'm magnum" *walks off following a punch in the nose*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:33, archived)
# this is the first one ive seen outside of a bash that isnt being worn by me
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:37, archived)
# I might buy one
just to see if people in rural East Anglia are away of the b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# define "rural east anglia"



/south bedfordshire
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# cool
i wear my furvtive with pride but i am yet to meet another b3tan :(


/any news on new t-shirts coming out? like other donation icons?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
# actually, that's uncanny, yes (:


* wanders off for early morning poo *
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Hello
does anyone know how to get the bloody printer working...the software here won't work and somebody (the IT co-ordinator) has lost the disk...

Anyone?!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# turn it on.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Try

here
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# That's really rather ace...
I was prepared to go 'Doh! I actually clicked it, when will I ever learn??!!' and stuff like that!
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Plug it in?


for fucks sake...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Alternatively
take a look here.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# You need the uplaod codez
Alternatively, you could go to the printer manufacturer's web page and download the drivers and/or software from there.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# I HAVE TEH UPLAOD CODEZ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# I NEED TEH CODEZ FOR UPLAOD!!!!!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# by all means,
please - help yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:32, archived)
# OMG!!!!!
At Last!!!!11 ThanX U!!!

*suddenly loses Internet connection*
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:38, archived)
# Try turning it on
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# off cock
Rearrange the words, you threadwasting muppet
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# and
I love you too (!)
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# cheese and prayers
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# your
on the net and the thought had not crossed ya mind to goggle the printer to see if you could find the drivers ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Remove blood

Start again./
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# you need to put your cock
into the ethernet or USB socket
should be plenty'o'room
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ummmm...
there could b a slight technical hitch with that one...:S
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# you don't have any poultry?
at a pinch, you could try looking at the name on the printer then going to www.thenameofthecompanywhatmadeit.com
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# press
the "print" button.
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# press the
'Start Global Thermonuclear War' button
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# has it run out of fuel
(I'm an elastic firecracker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# monkey
spunk powered printers are never a wise idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Monitor
I believe you monitor may be out of coffee. Simply pour some into the handy filter grill on the top and the printer should spring to life.



(please dont do this)


www.duxcw.com/digest/Howto/troubleshoot/print/
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Have
given up - I tried kicking it across the room, but the small children looked suspicious so I stopped.

WHY don't primary schools have espresso machines?! I NEED FUCKING CAFFIENE!!
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# what type of printer is it?
.
([]DOo []DOo, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)

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