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# Never should have..
eaten that pastie from cost cutters....dont know whats in them..
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Are you suggesting...
... that pasties have durgat eggs in them?

Oh dear... I feel a John Hurt moment coming on....
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# tis true...
I have it on very good authourity.....well at least from the smelly weird guy at the end of the street...
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# richard gere's been up to his old tricks
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# What is all this about
richard gere and his hamster, anyhoo? Urban myth?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# urban myth
but it wouldn't surprise me if he hadn't tried it at least once.
I mean haven't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Eww.
I don't want to think about it. Even the very suggestion...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Gerbil..
Bit smaller and much more accomodating than the average hamser....ahh apparently..
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Teh DUGAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# how cars find love
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Ha ha, Arf and Woo!
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Awwww
they're even holding doors!

I bet KITT will send Herbie some car-nations
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# woo to herbie and kitt
always wanted one of those cut off steering wheels like kitt, but illegal in uk - bloody spoilsports

TJ: on a totally unrealted note, has anyone tried teh new continuous contact lenses? I want but seem a bit scary
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Herbie
Is cuter :)
(Bowling_for_Maybelline I know a Malteser when I hear it, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Arf!
Dirty buggers aren't even watching the film. Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# /bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Gentlemen (and perhaps some ladies)
Can I just point out that Pam Dawber AKA Mindy is actually quite fit!



May the fwapping commence

Edit: How rude of me. Woo to't pic.
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Cor!
MILF alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# hahaha
me n my mate play milf or milk at our local supermarket.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# please explain the so that i may play
when i'm next shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# fwap fwap fwap
i always thought she was fit

fwap fwap fwap
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# a bit like wilma
from buck rogers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Num
num....
(flibbertigibbet, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# fwapping
is THRAPPING
(Bowling_for_Maybelline I know a Malteser when I hear it, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# merc and mindy
lol

have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Pffft!
Vunderbar!
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# wonderbra?
no, implants!
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# arf
.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Not again

no pun intended
(pengon, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh
TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE TEH GOATSE
(dew-genen-ny, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# did someone say...
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# You Sick Sick
puppy
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# great filename
arf woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Very nice
but if I am not wrong that is definitely missing a couple of hands ...

goatse perchance?

Now I feel cheap. Most certainly woo
(derren, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Squitten
(I helped save b3ta! thelloyd, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# he seems to be
on fire
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Cuteness on a stick!
'Noon b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# 'noon
*Curtseys before Lady Queen of Foodism*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:01, archived)
# No food until I get home I'm afraid.
Using school computers with blocks (on thewoo.com). *Curtseys back*
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# shame :(
how do I get out of this curtsey position? my back's gone and I can't feel my legs anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# here have this
/good knee in back applies pressure

*crack

that should do it
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Good advice!
Reminds me, I must see my chiropractor!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# i start with the physio next week :(
ah well will mean i can walk properly
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Yeah, that's good news.
Physio men are really sweet, physio women are bitches. True fact.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# cool.
tip: you may want to try more clone, less smudge.*

*I may be talking out of my arse.
(dew-genen-ny, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# no you are right also a little sofen
as well to get the colour mix but woo to the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# There you go.....
More clone less smudge :o)
(I helped save b3ta! thelloyd, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 11:20, archived)
# Nice
a fiery little chap.

Woo
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# a college type joke for you


/second ever FP thankyou!!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# arf!
woo yay
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# seconded
Mind you, the Business studies graduate can't spell either :P
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# biggerer!!!!!
much much biggerer!!!!!!!
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Yeah a biggerer version would be good
as would permission to distribute liberally around Bournemouth Uni which specialises in 'Meeja' Studies.

Just a thought.

Mebbe.

I would like to also make the point that I am not on said course
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 18:12, archived)
# wAHHhahahahaha
thats so true
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Superb!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# animate him hard
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# hah
:P silly, silly, silly

I might go back to sleep now, since I'm a lazy piece of crap and have ABSOLUTELY nothing else to do.
goodnight/day all.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Goodday you!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# As a music graduate
I am deeply offended

you're only saying it cos it's true
(badgertastic badgers are people too, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# I'm laughing cos it's true...


*sob*
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# BIG WOO
(Fries with that?)
(Bowling_for_Maybelline I know a Malteser when I hear it, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Fabulous!
W/Y/H!
(I helped save b3ta! Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# thats not true.
I'm a media studies graduate, and I'm unemployed! ha! that showed you!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# You tell him/her
Scrounger
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Woo
One to pass on to the mates that!
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 15:42, archived)
# RE: agrees
heeehee. but i think you'll find 90% of business studies students are abslolute idiots too :P
(Rosseh!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 23:12, archived)
# Absolute Woo!
An oldy, but definitely a goody

Like Bill Oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 8:27, archived)
# What do you call 10 Media students standing ear-to-ear?
a wind tunnel

courtesy of South East Essex College, the first centre of excellence for media stuides in the area.
(underachiever, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# ...and another!!!!


re: www.b3ta.com/board/3462048
(sbeck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Is it Mork and Indie?
hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
#
Robbie williams and the oasis bloke?
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Robbie Williams yeah that's right
arf
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# yay
wrongest answer ever
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# *Crys
*runs off into a corner
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# laughs and points
s'right we all make mitsakes
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Awwww
*pins "kick me" label to back*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# *Spins around and around and around trying to see the label
*Crys harder in defeat
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Leslie?
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# yeah but
wasn't Robbie great in Good Morning Vietnam
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Short answer NO.
Long answer Noest
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# what about
Robins version of Angels then. huh

(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah - took me a while
Trying to think of variations on Ian Brown or The Stone Roses.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Or Richard Ashcroft
They all look the same to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# !
don't say that he might bump into you.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# fact
that video really gets on my nerves, I fkin hate it.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# I went to school with him
twat nice chap
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# I hope you bullied him
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# no
but I've got a tape somewhere of him and an embryonic verve singing dodgy smiths cure covers when he was about seventeen ...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# e-bay
some lonely verve loveing tard will doubtless give you most of his dole / job seekers allowance cheque for it.
(BadgerPirate, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Was I right
in that ian Brown's big fucking face filled the screen for about 5 seconds during the newest Harry Potter film?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Yes
He's reading a book or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# REALLY?
How the fuck did that happen?
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# It was in a film
so I don't think he had to understand the words...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# It certainly is!!! Mork and Indie!!
"Thank you and good night! You've been a wonderful audience!"

My day at work is finished as of lunch!! I'm going up to London with the company for our annual award ceremony at the Grosvenor House Hotel, Park Lane!! Lot's of free food and booze (and, of course, quality totty!) As a result I probably won't be online tomorrow as I'll be nursing a massive hangover!!

Adios! ^_^
(sbeck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# What a lot of exclamation marks.
I hope it lives up to expectations, or else you've got a LOT of grammar to subdue.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Why have a full stop...
...when you can have an exclamation mark! (er... that should be a ?)
(sbeck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Cue:
Mork and Sindy
Mork and Windy (miller)


And....I can't think of any more
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Dork and Mindy?
Fork and Mindy?
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Mork and Impy Jimpy?

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# spork
spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork
spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork
spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork
spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork spork
(guinea, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# .... and flimby?

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# mork and bindi?
bollywood version.


or start working the mork:

bork
fork
pork
torque
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
# Did this for one of the tutors at work

Apparently it will be used as a front cover for a book on creative teaching. Nice one..paintmash gets published!
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# woo
a "published" artiste....

well done you.
have a gold star.
{ imagine fantastic picture of golden star here }
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Don't eat that apple you naked bint!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# with your massive hand...
..
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
#
that only has 3 fingers...
[edit] 2 and a half on second look.
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# She is deformed
That's inbreeding for you.

He truly is a vengeful God.
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Don't you know
What will happen??? Quick oh serpent of doom

Kill 'er, kill 'er 'ard
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# the tree should say
Adam *hearts* teh cock
coz everyone knows it was adam and steve not adam and eve
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# you bin listening to
Robbie again.....

he's al'l ga'y.
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Meals.... In pill form
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Fantastic
Is that anadinner she is holding?
(derren, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# what is that
on her lip?????

edit: how rude of me: woo, yay.
(dew-genen-ny, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# like that
ohyesidoo
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# suppository?
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# For
the goatse?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# ugh
no thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Nice
throb action on that there pill, and no mistake.

Woo.

Yah.

Houpla.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# eeesh...
I'm.. er.... full, thanks. yeah.
(NinjaRaven, Fri 16 Jul 2004, 5:19, archived)
# that's superb!
(I helped save b3ta! frunt It's been a while..., Fri 16 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# I didn't put all these together until late last night...
big
(Yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAY!
how happy!
edit: mine is the far right on the second row. nooot particularly interesting, I like the one in the bottom left corner best :)
edit again: woops! no it isn't! mine is on the last row, er...second to left I think.
*confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3462182
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# aye
he did
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Hoorah!
*points at top row, second from left*

Look how craptastic mine is compared with the others!
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# wow
Some of those are rather stunning... while the others are... interesting

bottom left?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# I think
BBD did that one. Tiz extra-hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# What?
Who?
Where?
Why?
When?
How?
Which?

Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# we had a little
colouring challenge last night...

www.b3ta.com/board/3459037
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Poo!
I miss all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# nooooooo
i missed it!
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Yay
Love the top left one.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Snails are all man-gay and fuck each other in the eye socket
/100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# the eye sockets
that are on the end of the eye stalks?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# ok, slight misinformation
they have a cock / orifice combo somewhere just under the eye-stalk, and man-fuck eachother simultaneously... for a 10 hour period.

ed: see below for a better explanation :)
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# they acually stab each other with calcified spears full of sperm.
100% animal fact
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# is that a stalagmite under your eye
or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Heh
bottom left, third row flaming eye and top left are my faves. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# oooh
I didn't realise so many people actually coloured it in for you!
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# I'll be
rich! :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# 'rah!
I saw bottom left completely out of context last night. I thought I'd gone mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# snarf!
theres mine! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# "Never
point at a black pig"*



*Ancient Navajo proverb
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# yikes!
I'll try not to :S
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# and


rp 2428233
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# that am
a cute pig....


aggggggghhhhh

kill it. kill it hard!

*goes to fetch spade*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# SPANG
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Nooo!
That's the dugat spade anyway, you silly badger. You need a special spade for angry dwarf animals.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:46, archived)
# I have
a large selection of spanging spades. I'm sorry, I should have been more specific :P

*goes to fetch double-edge dwarfpigfucking spade with sharpened handle*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# ouch!
nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# That am top woo!
Any other dwarf animals we shouldn't be pointing at, oh wise one?
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Richard
Gere's hamster.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Yes?
Oh fucksocks I forgot I changed my name...

Umm...as you were...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# yep
Pygmy Aberdeen Angii

they're nasty fuckers when riled.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ye fuggin' English cunts, ye fuggin' fuggers, ah'll fuggin huv yes, so ah wull...

(They're not known for their racial tolerance. I'm just quoting, don't shoot the messenger.)
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Indeed
But they make lovely under pub table footstools when they have been subdued with a few cans of export and some whisky. And of course, you can fit a whole one on your average BBQ.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# But it's a right pain in the cunt
when one sits beside you on the tube and talks about the so-called 'glory days' of Scottish football, then tries to tap you for a fiver because 'You're no' like these English bastards, hen, you're just wan 'ae us, far from hame...'

*starts singing twee Scotchland air, ie 'Granny's Highland Slippers and a Nice Plate of Porridge' or similar*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# well
that'll teach you to use to tube.

much better to travel by jetpack I find.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# are you
ignoring me today?
or are you uber-busy (b3ta-ing)
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# No, sorry!
Am dropping in and out, actually trying to do some work today!

Hence huge gaps between posts.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# and teeth?
/coat
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Stoppit.
*cries*

*manipulative cow*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# I had hoped for "some" reaction to the pirate post earlier
ho hum,
back to work for me then...
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# this one...
www.b3ta.com/board/3461863
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Ooh! Woo!
I am teh proper pirate now.

Thank'ee!
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# yes
yes you are.

Yarrrrrrrrrr!
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# that pig am teh woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# he he he
love it
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# I like that way at the end
he tries to shoot lasers at the pig but because of the pain of the missing finger he misses.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# awwwwww .. eep!
apparently we taste like pork
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# I'm
always looking for someone to taste MY pork!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# YAYAARR!
Quality.

10/10
(LittleTerryFuckwit Check out my gavel pits. Judge me., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# rock'n'roll thursday!
Smash them keys HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# ooh excellent
wooyay!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# *rocks out*
rockin.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Is he Elvis?

(No, he just has a limp etc)

Woo! As usual...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Yes!
*ducktails hair*
*Wobbles knees*
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# yay
i really like these :)
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# YAY!
have a sketch book scan
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# is the extra E deliberate?
woo all the same!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
#
gape
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# well gape
works, as does gap
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Heh
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Been there..

(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Did you shop that arse at all?
If not, that worries me.

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# I've seen worse
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# So have I
But not with that proportion of the top half
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# heh
noice.

is the beckham one supposed to be backwards?
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# its not backwards from his point of view
(The Spelling Police, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# i realised that as I hit "post this"
but I hate deleting unless it's really necessary
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# she looks sturdy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# once I was at the movies back in America
and I saw this woman with the HUGEST ass ever. Ever. And so I took a picture of it.

Great story, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# yep
made me laugh...*


*may not be 100% of fact
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# And then what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# we saw the movie
I think it was shrek.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# find it
shop it
post it
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# I found that thread for you
b3ta.com/board/3461914
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
**slaps Sticky Label**

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Excellent story!
and cos she's a woman she'll have a really big front bottom as well! Hooray for fatties!!

or maybe not...
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Pfffffftt
Becks is choice!!
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# bwahahahaha
more of these, I demand it!
/tomfoolery
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# and a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Blessed are the lie-makers
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# oh that is very nice
catholic icon like
the slightly averted eyes make it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Rollin', rollin', rollin'.
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Haha
Pork and Mindy!!! WOO!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Surely that'd be a good rude film title?
Porkin' Mindy?

*grabs old mac and runs... to Soho*
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Hehe,
probably already been done!! wonder if he nanoo nanoos his way to climax?
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# Well he drinks with his finger...
... sits on his own face and gave birth to Mirth. The man has out of this world talents. No wonder Mindy looks so happy.
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Thats a good point!
He could be the next big thing in the porn star world!

However, I can sit on my own finger, drink out of my ass and have never given birth to anything other than 6feet of chocolate pipping! I think I win!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Do you write poetry?
You've painted so many vivid images with only the power of words.

NANOOO!
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# No but I can rap like eminem in 8 mile....
listen - 1, 2 buckle my shoe
3,4 knocking on your door,
5,6 pick up sticks
7/8 jump over the gate,
9/10 old speckled hen.
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Lose yourself in the moment dude!

That's jam fly nitty gritty, listen to the man from the big bad city, you be jaaaam hot.

You be jaaaaam hot.
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Yeah I know....
... came up with that at the bus stop with my mates then went back to my caravan home where my single mum calls me "ferret". I'm living the dream!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Word up.
Wish I'd had no ambitions so I could say to my mum "I got the job at Bugger King! LIVING THE DREAM MA!"
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Yeah...
.... I could write a rap about standing up to my mum for my album:

I live in a caravan with my mum,
I'm named after a rodent - I feel glum,
I work in a factory with the old gits,
all the local black guys think I'm the shit,
I always wear the same clothes,
brittany murphy is the local ho,
nick nack paddywack give the dog a bone,
this young rappers going home.
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# 8 Smile
Fantastic!
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# hoho!!
Pork and Mindi!!!!


hmmm what else can we do.....

^_^

and in case you missed it... www.b3ta.com/board/3462009
(sbeck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# spork, fork, tourque, cork, hawk, dork...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# Mork...
...shit they already did that didn't they?
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Nork.

*frowns with shame*
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Pfft
do that! It'll look great!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Too easy...
... and am on second warning at work. Shopping norks may not be the smartest move.
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Second warning???!
oops! all for NSFW?
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# No, had a family loss and the boss then threatened to sack me when I got back to work...
... for not being "up to speed".
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Twat!
my boss is an arse raider as well! bastards the lot of em
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Suspect at some point in management
Your heart turns into a calculator.

Ah well, praise b3 for b3ta!
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:44, archived)
# Probably not worth a new thread, but at least it isn't a pearoast.

*meme-squashing not to scale
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# that thing still scares me
woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# where did Dugat come from?
just wonderifying...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Our nightmares!



pickledpizza
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# why would three naked people in bed be watching something scary?
that just doesn't make sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# You lead a sheltered life
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# the fourth person
just got naked
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# The bowels of Hell...

or the dark recesses of Batsintheattic/PickledPizza's mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# don't think he's awake
else I would
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# heheh
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Yeah,
I think lemony named him and pretty much embedded him into the b3tan concious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:33, archived)
# really....
should I be proud?
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# I think it was schnurricane who named him
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# really?
the schnurricane seems to think he had a big hand in it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Sorry...
www.b3ta.com/board/3445721

But lemony did go a bit nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:37, archived)
# He frightens me.
The dugat, obviously, not lemony (although he can be pretty scary too, when he puts his mind to it).
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# pffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# Don't laugh.
Just wait...

*sage advice*
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Matthias Grunewal's Resurrection of Dick Beattie
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# a) Who is Dick Beattie?
b) Are you trying to be the new GF?
c) -This space left intentionally blank-
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# d) ????
e) Profit!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# naturally.
How remisce of me to forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:30, archived)
# He's from here:
www.ashendon-bucks.co.uk

Na, not trying to be the new GF, I just like Mr Beattie but I do think he's better than Babs. I'm trying not to post too many pics of him, this is my first one in about 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# More of a potential
future meme then.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# There's alot of information about him on that site,
too much I think, he seems to be a local hero. I feel like a stalker.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:38, archived)
# another one for the collection
in case you missed it earlier
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Cheers
that's now in my bizarre/scary collection of Beattie pics, there's over 100 now, not too bad going.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# figures
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# arf!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# its funny 'cos it's true
well done and wooyayhoopla
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Arf.
Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# Yawn

'noon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# nicely done!
I wish they were all dead
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Ssssh! You'll spoil BB's big finale
\The winner is electrocuted in the hot tub along with all the other contestants
;)

Woo to the pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# surely
everyone knows about the isralei/iraqui suicide plane bomb on the last night of the show???
(Dangermouse., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# That's just the after show entertainment
BB are to introduce a new contestant in the final week a 300lb Bengal Tiger
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:31, archived)
# They already are
*pause*
*pause continues*
*pause continues further*
*points to forehead/temple*

IN HERE!

*pause*
*pause continues*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

/Robot Jox
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# I like that movie
bought the Japanese laserdisc because the eBay seller told me it was widescreen
fucking liar, it was fullscreen and the subtitles were burnt into the picture instead of in the black border (which wasn't there)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# Everyone on the internet is a liar
100% of FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:40, archived)
# That's a lie!
Which means you're telling the truth, so therefore you're lying, and you must be telling the truth, so...

*disappears in a puff of logic*
(I helped save b3ta! GarethAdams has 45 seconds in the Crystal Dome, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# WOO!
Brace yourself for anti-BB posts, mind.
(microsaulxp, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Well
I don't mind. I just thought it was an amusing image.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah
how scary, woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:23, archived)
# who is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:24, archived)
# No idea
but its funny all the same
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Just getting my shotgun
"Pull"
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Dya get it?


Well do ya?

This might help...
www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/08/21/sprj.irq.main/
(El_Lurkio, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)
# in a word,
no.
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)
# It be
Chemical Scally
(El_Lurkio, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)
# still
don't get it.

maybe a burberry hat is required
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# two
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# I did try to get a loverly Burberry cap.
But none look right unfortunately!
(El_Lurkio, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:23, archived)
# Who is Scally?
And what did he do with our favourite Dicktator????
(Krowten, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# no.
but i'm happy in the knowledge that i don't know
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)
# Something to do with E.T. ?
dunno, I'm lost
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:19, archived)
# He's a idiot?
.
(Krowten, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:19, archived)
# que?
TJ: anyone got a portable harddrive mp3 player? how durable are they? wanna get a Creative Jukebox 3 20gb but kinda worried about carring round a running harddrive especially when cycling & listenting to it at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)
# i've got an ipod
its fell down the stairs, been carried in a trouser pocket, dropped from 3 feet onto concrete and covered in beer, yet it still works.

admittedly the aluminium case for it helps.

the hard drives are always well protected inside.

i'd recommend a rio mp3 player though over a creative.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# blimeh
that's some treatment

for one reason it'd be nice to have a dedicated harddrive just for my mp3s, that way I can sort out all the ones I want from the ones I'll never play again

edit: yeah was talking with a friend last night and said to look at the Rio ones, the Jukebox 3 looks nice in that it can record to uncompressed wav and also mp3
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:23, archived)
# yep,
2057 songs on mine, although at the mo i'm listening to just 33 songs on one playlist.

just remember that some of these players 'hide' the music from your pc when you use them as a proper hard drive.

philips hdd120 is also a good choice if you want line-in recording
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I could easily fill a 20gb mp3 player
but yeah I'd probably only listen to a fraction of the tracks most of the time, having a huge range of music in one compact box is a very tempting gadget to get

/trying to justify spending £150 on a mp3 player
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# no problems with my iPod
(but I might be on my own there)
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# If I can TJ this TJ...
I'm looking for a waterproof mp3 player to listen to my favourite b3ta radio shows whilst swimming.

/object of ridicule...
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:24, archived)
# what would you attach it to?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# probably
the back of my shorts, or maybe in my pocket - or I could modify one of them james bond type holsters to hold it securely - or a belt perhaps? tuck it in my goggle strap? hrm, good question... If I find the player that works in water I'll experiment!
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# i'd get one too
not two though
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# there's one that hangs around your neck
that i really amn't helpful enough to find for you
(Sir Tomalot: Don't look at my profile, you'll go blind, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# one that straps to your wrist like a watch
would be pretty ideal, you can get a mp3 watch but waterproof? *shrug* probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:36, archived)
# and every time you take a stroke
you pull your earplugs out...
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:48, archived)
# stick it up your arse
/typical b3ta reply
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:27, archived)
# If I was a duck
that might just work
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# world's only true waterproof mp3 player:
www.drivendistribution.com/

although it seems to be for wakeboarders :/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:29, archived)
# woo
thanks! inspired choice, and 128Mb too!
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)
# no probs, found the link on amazon
of all places because one they were advertising was a load of toss according tot her reviewers
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:35, archived)
# bloody hell.
music for the golden shower
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:34, archived)
# incredibly long middle fingers
Sooo, it's to do with basketball? Freddy Laker? Give up.
(its a bloody shambles, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Yep
I get it

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:28, archived)
# sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)
# arf!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:17, archived)
# ...
that's a very non-PC attitude.



I expect you're a mac user :-X
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:17, archived)
# 4 more months and i'll be
one of 'those'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:18, archived)
# bad
um
tisch
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Non-PC
You missed Stick Figure Ninja's posts earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Indeed, I thought mine
was practically Prince Charles compared to Stick Figure Ninja's Prince Philip
(I helped save b3ta! Nath, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:24, archived)
# I did
but was working...
(Frugle, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I can't stop laffing
'king WOO
*wipes eyes for the 10th time*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 12:32, archived)

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