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# He's been a naughty boy

Sorry about the rubbishness!
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Konnen Sie schon erkennen was es werden soll?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I utterly demand this is on TV now
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# Adolf Harriz: "Can you tell vot it ist yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# an adolfaru
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
great line
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
#
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# On the Nazi...
er... I mean History Channel?
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha
That crasy Adolf...
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# *sprays coffee over monitor*

That is quite, quite brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# You can join today
Woo.
(Kristophertitikaka, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# FP
woo
(Bingo, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# "I'm 'dolf the Reich, diddle-iddle-diddle..."
Can you tell who I've gassed yet?
Hehe, great work! :D
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# vunafullen
*****
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# ROLFMAYO!
w/y/h
(UTB, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# yes...
...i like the taste of rolfmayo.
(That guy with a hat., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# What's
that headline supposed to mean?
edit: err, *woooo*, btw!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# i'm guessing it's
"can you see what it is yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Ahhh.
"Können Sie schon erkennen was es werden soll?"
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Ah, a German B3tan
Clumsy translation changed. Thanks :-)
The internet's a wonderful place.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:22, archived)
# You're welcome ;-)
Hooray for native-speaking!
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:39, archived)
# It means
"My German's rubbish. This sentence has been clumsily translated."
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Can you know what it be should?
I think is the word for word translation.

/subordinate clause
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 16:48, archived)
# tie me infidels down
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Made me laugh
So how about more famous Dictators? We can have a series!
(I helped save b3ta! Spookeh - Artist commonly known as Spookie1, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Ausgezeichnet!
Voo und Yeh und Hoppla!
(I helped save b3ta! account88888 former cynic, converted to kindness, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# hehehe
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Roo! Yay! Hoo-ahoo-ahoopla!
(I helped save b3ta! Calqhoon, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# ahahahahah
that's fucking perfect.

woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:53, archived)
# It's quite woo
though the 'ö' in the subject breaks the XML feed.

Not a lot can be done about it though, since the board doesn't interpret characters in the subject (where an ö could save the day).
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 29 Jul 2004, 3:09, archived)
# can't be doing with a broken XML feed
Changed for usability - if not correct spelling :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 8:27, archived)
# You are my hero!
I load the RSS feed on my home page so I can keep up with the important events in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 29 Jul 2004, 14:04, archived)
#
I didn't get where I am today by accidentally cocking up XML and RSS feeds ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# Try this
ö
Type '& o u m l ;' without spaces and apostrophes
(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Although it's very woo and yay
it's cocked up the RSS feed of the b3ta front page.
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 8:27, archived)
# very belated,
but that made me laugh A LOT.
Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# It's like opposite ends of the artistic spectrum!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Link to the original please!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I'd quite like to draw on it
too
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# I dunno where exactly
came up on the pbase random page.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# er, here
click me!
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Is it just me, or does that look like:
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Ahahah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# what alot of filters
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# only one
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Nekkid laydee! Nekkid laydee!
*giggles*
*fwaps*

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# TJ
more news coverage
news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3263974
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# “We are aware of the website and are taking advice.”
Coo!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I hope it's not Tedious' advice...
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Yay!
FIGHT THE POWER, TEDIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Dozey governmental bastards
You'd think they'd've realised it might be a good idea to register more than just the .gov.uk version of the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# yes
that's the real story
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah, but funny how
the media don't actually pick up on THAT. Makes you want to cry*

*may not be true... it's just the onions
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:55, archived)
#
(asked this in the old thread, but think it scrolled off the board right away - which popup-blocker are you using?)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Filtergate
Combined with the Google toolbar it's quite effective too. Better now I can see UKDragon images, though :)

It also had a spazz with streaming Real Media files until I upgraded to the latest version of Real. Bloody computers.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Unless they were hoping for this to happen for free publicity
I for one hadn't heard of the government's site until after the fake one, and I'm relatively up on political type stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:09, archived)
# even his university distance themselves
If I was dean of that university I would be quoted as saying "Our students are politically aware and technically skilled I stand right behind him"
Instead we have another risk averse dont rock the boat type responce
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# hah!
(1, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Hurrah for the young upstart
How can they be sure the Dougie Alexander message was 'made up'

THat is like saying the web site is not to be taken seriously*

* or orally

EDIT: BTW I like the Cymraeg version
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Oh, da iawn!
Made me laff lots, that.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:06, archived)
# is this just an image with some filters on?
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# nope
its lots more work than that
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Nice
I do like these pics, but wonder how long it will be before people just whack a PS filter on a photo and post it?

Shpedoinkle = Cannibal the Musical?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# yep
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Is that furry numnah?
FWAPPAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Haha!
You're right
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:53, archived)
# There *may*
be more dark-haired females in the world than the ones that post on here... I'm currently looking into the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:54, archived)
# apart from the hair
there is a strong resemblance
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Pubic hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# any chance of renaming the file
my pitiful work firewall blocks the word "nude" FFS
(dognutz, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:02, archived)
# yet ironically
I still get pics of goatse and chickens being fucked
(dognutz, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Perhaps the promotional campaign could have used more thought
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# subtle
and hilarious
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Click it...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:42, archived)
# A lady roady
not on my watch
edit how woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Too true.
My AV-Amp has over 70 connectors on the back. I asked the missus to just wire up the 7.1 sound system and after an hour she'd managed to locate the power cable and plug it in.
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Hurrah
for gender stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Or indeed
gender 5.1-surround types

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# good one
~~
(MackanZoor, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Pffft!
Yeah, good luck love...

/end Nuts magazine-style stereotypography
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
#
I spy a GP32 cable.

Woo for fuzzy blatant sexism
(ex-rat, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# "Ere, where do I plug in me fuckin' hairdryer"?
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# ARF-tabulous
/also applies to non-gadget educated old-school dads*

*got one, and he wants this interweb thing 'hooked up' that everyone else has....god help me.

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Chav monkey alert
(evilbirders, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# That's not a monkey.
Monkeys have tails.
Even so, 'tis woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# The little tearaways
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Both woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Noice!
Top shgopping, the both of yous.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Awww!
But hee looks too sweet to be a chav!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# ooh very good
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# TJ: You May have seen this
Although can't find it on Glasscock:

www.engrish.com

Woo to monkey Chavs!
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# The joy that is engrish.com
my second favourite website.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Waht's first?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# It's a messageboard
full of filth and kittens. You probably wouldn't like it.
I want a pair of slippers like these (only preferably without the word "peaman," which it seems is a japanese word for "pepper" as in the vegetable).
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Huh!
sounds rubbish

Tried B3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:57, archived)
# and your favourite being
what?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:50, archived)
# It's so old,
I don't think glasscock was invented back then..

It's still woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Thought as much,
But it was new to me so figured others may not know it exists.

Therefore they must know!!!
(Dr Jonah's website is rubbish, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
#
that'd probably be because you didn't use the search boxes
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# brilliant
he's covered in the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Arf!
Actually, it's rather HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

BTW: YOUR ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# yay
aint seen that woo in an age!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# I use all my woo yays
less these days.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# quality w/y/h!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Heh
Nice.

TJ: I'm *desperate* for an image of Mandy as a youngster - or even from the moustache years. I've been image-searching for days now without joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# thats just sick
buy boyz magazine like the rest of us
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# You pay for boyz?
I thought it was free in the right pubs...
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:47, archived)
# only have
a few later (bad quality) pix.

If I find anything, I'll let you know..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Cheers, mate
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:46, archived)
# I have this from Saturday's Grauniad
Not very good quality:



Is Bloggerheads back now, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# thank you
and 'yes'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# Rarrrr!
Keep fighting the good fight! :D
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# ..found one
news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/240000/images/_240350_mandp150.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:56, archived)
# bingo
thangyew
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:58, archived)
# sent via email
as I didn't know you were still on the board
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Hahahahahahah!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Albert Ein-stein

/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# ohhhhh
*groan*

hahaha and a little woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# fine foaming fizzics
that pint makes me want a quick dinner time maliboo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Been a while

Click to see the FULL version
the first 162

more:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# get him telt
the great jessy

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# great
love it
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Heheheh.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Woo and yay
with additional woo and yay for the pingu one.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# That's harsh
­¬_¬
(MackanZoor, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Bless him
he's gonna cry

woo^163
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I have had
gallstones - *winces* in sympathy
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# not so lonely planet
A little bit Not Safe For Work.
(staggs28, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# not really sfw
but made me laff!
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# quick and dirty

my brother in laws husky was sat beside me so i shopped a husky
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Huskra?
Sounds like another of Godzilla's mates! He's very cute too! Yay!

TJ: I've just given my PC a full rebuild (as y'do) and now I've got the problem where some images appear as a graphic saying "image stolen from B3TA". I had this before, and fixed it, but I can't recall what the cockbadgering poostains I did to fix it. (XP and IE6, and no, I don't want to intall another browser, sorry! IE6 is OK when I put this fix back in). Ta in advance.

EDIT/ Own fix. It's to do with a pop-up blocker... add "UKDRAGON.COM" into the 'allow' list and it works. I've seen others complain about weird no-shows of some pictures, so it may be something along similar lines.

*nails plank of wood with instructions chiselled onto it to scrotum so that he doesn't forget again*
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
#
something's fiddling with the referer header your web-browser sends to web-servers. prime candidates are firewalls, advert-blockers, and other "privacy-enhancers". simply keep disabling them one-by-one until you find the one which breaks the internet, then look for the referer-headers-are-evil option in that program and toggle it. (note: you might need to keep clearing your browser cache while testing.)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# Yup. 'Twas
See edit above... thankee kindly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:44, archived)
#
popup blockers fiddling with referer headers? i learn something new every day.

curious which one it was, though...
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:49, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:25, archived)
# surely it's his dog
that needs to prepare?

he'd just bump into things otherwise in the panic.
(gbert, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Heh
Sadly, too true, though
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# arf!
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Ooooooh! Satire!
etc.

Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# that looks dangorously left wing
I demand a refund from my membership of the young (young who am I kidding) conservatives on the grounds that they should have warned me about you far out lefty types
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:35, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Woo!
Send 'em all back!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# [STW] D I S C O !
Clickums.
37MB MPEG 1
(Stacker, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# 37 MB
pffft!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Flash video of bash nearly finished!
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:20, archived)
# is it going to be like the first birthday bash flash? JayBeeEmm did a wonderful job
members.lycos.co.uk/jaybeeemm/b3tacheers.html
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
# More like the one I did for the Easter bash in 2003,
sadly, it croaked along with old webspace.

That JBM thing is one of my favourite b3ta thins ever.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# I'd not seen that!
I think it was slightly before my time...

but it's marvelous!
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:37, archived)
# HURRAY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# HEEEE UGGGGE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Why thank you Sir.
That's what all the laydeez say
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I just found some Russ Conway on Kazaa!
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
# side saddle
is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# That's what I've got!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# the pixilated penguin
is good too
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# 37 MB is nothing in Sweden =)
But 4.5 Kb/s..? Nah. What country are that server in?
(MackanZoor, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# It was coming down much faster for me
It seems the Norwegian servers are holding up just fine ;P
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Bah
I guess I got owned =P
(MackanZoor, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Very glasscock
but also very, very ace

*drags to imageready*
(I helped save b3ta! mechamatsimpsk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Woohoo
got the whole lot in 29 secs.

BW issues. Not moi

EDIT: That is 3 mins 46 secs of my life I will never get back
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# Hole-eye dog? Holy dog?
Is there a pun I'm missing?

Pooch hole glasses?

Mutt eyebrow?

Nope...
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)
# it's an existential look at an
increasingly materialistic world.

The dog represents God, viewing from Heaven. The glasses represent mans shortsightedness towards man.
And so on...
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# I think you may be on to something
The blackness of the upper reaches of the image are redolent of the darkness that engulfs one's life when one turns one's back on God; the wildness of the eyes is demonstrative of the insanity which can be the only explanation for a voluntary refusal to acknowledge the omniscience and omnipotent benevolence of the Lord our God (who, lest we forget, died for all our sins).
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# You were an art student too?
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Nope
But postgrad History fills you with similar levels of wanky theoretical crap.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:33, archived)
# and tha afro
represents da funk?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# /takes "nose pointy" stance
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# You am all teh clever
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:34, archived)
# seconded
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Sorry
(tiger666, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
#
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:22, archived)
#
Few things cause me to fall on the floor of my cubicule and laugh so that everyone in the office hears. This is one of them.
(fcknuts, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Come on Rev
Please put us out of our misery, what's the pun?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Is it
Warren someone-or-other?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Think of a number between....
www.ubersite.com/m/39748


Then a country, then a ..... etc.
(stanley_tuesday, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Golden Eagle from Luxembourg?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# pangolin
and azerbijan.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# MY NAME IS GRANDMA!
I have stupid hair

and dance like a spack
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:14, archived)
# you are chris eubanks
you have big red hands
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Luke
you aren't my son...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# guns don't kill people
wappers do
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# guns dont kill people
just pistol whip them
bullets kill people
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
# You knows it
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:24, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# A warning.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# arf
almost looks like trowbridge college
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# ahaha!
Right on, brother!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Go in. Stay in. Tune In. Strut Your Funky Stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Oh, just in case he''s ever needed
here's a hi-res Disco Tony

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Fabulous!
to both!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# quick & nasty
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# looks like
a high class pimp.

who are his ho's?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# His constituancy.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# we all are
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# i feel a meme in the making
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# I can hear the rumblings
of bandwagon wheels on cobbles........
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# is it a trap?
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# ta for mentioning swearvote
on your blog :)
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# never a problem
for a valuable community service

Oh someone arsked me the other day if I knew anyone who would/could build a flash game/animation where Margaret Thatcher bops Miners as they pop out of holes (like whack-a-mole). He's been sent B3ta's way, but he *has* been advised that you are not his flash whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:15, archived)
# ahhhhhhhh
subtle lighting there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# that suit
is sharp tony woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Ingenius - trust him? I would, in that suit.
Woo Yay! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# arf!
nice stuff..


love the comfy shoes..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# is it just me
... but that reminds me of Graham Norton....
(ivor_the_engine, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:30, archived)
# An Essential Guide to Rural Life
The Cottaging Man Meat Book
Now, no jokes about Hugh's 'small holding'.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Is he going for some Pork?
W/Y/H

Finally have my icon! Suspect it was due to dancing on someone's grave. Hoorah and thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# still waiting on mine
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# yep,
he just loves the taste of raw meat.
(fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!", Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmattersons man meat

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Having a surname very similar to that well known brand of meat products...
...I had to endure many 'wags' coming out with comments like that. Each thinking they were the first.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# I have a surname
that sounds not even vaugly like burgers so had to put up with that sort of crap as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:10, archived)
# I've never met a Mr. FlameGrilledWhoppa before.
Pleased to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:17, archived)
# And you to
mr Bernard Mathuews turkry drummer
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:23, archived)
# His lawyers threatened me with a libel action over a caption I printed in a magaze.
I was made to apologise and everything.

His tukey burgers are still full of crap and I'll fight him if he wants to.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:26, archived)
# My surname is
Everhard. How do you think I feel?
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# hard
all the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# You are not a funny person
(Errol, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:32, archived)
# sorry
your nerve ending send electrical signals to your brain?

better?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:38, archived)
# oooooo
i'm all telepathetic like
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Tehy're Norfolk.

Tehy're good

Tehy're Norfolk n' good!

[read aloud]
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:41, archived)
# THATS HIM!
that's the bloke from that awful program my parents watch!

tj!
Anyone know a fast way to burn 2 divx files to a vcd? Nero takes hours to encode
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Matches?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# these antibiotics are somewhat pleasing -
they make me fascinated by things like the highlighting thing on menus - I was going to photoshop something then I started playing with the menu, then I forgot the idea
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# At least they stop your cock falling off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# It's a plan
I think only the funky black and white ones you get in gay* bars are compatible with divx

*for a given value of gay
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# roxio dvd maker
does it pretty quickly
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# how quickly?
nero takes upwards of 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# i don't know exactly
but a helluva lot quicker than that
(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# i made a 'back up' version of one of my DVD's
just to see if it worked, using DVD shrink, and it took 2 hours to encode and burn a full DVD.

i destroyed the DVd afterward, as i was just testing to see if i could do it, i'm totally against piracy (unless it's on the high seas)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Lighter Fluid
and a lighter, or blowtorch
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# DVDshrink
might do the job.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Yeah.
Buy a Divx player. They're only around £70.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Typical - first time ever on camera
And Yvonne the yeti only had her bloody curlers in! The shame....


(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# That's
spiffy
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# haha!
and she'd left the iron on
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# oooh
Poor Yvonne, how embarrassing!

hehe and woo
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Brill.
Arf arf. :)
(Small Beer, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# First belly laugh of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# excellent
woo yay and houpla
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
#
I would

www.fwap.net/
(tiger666, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:05, archived)
# G'day!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:45, archived)
# How dare you!
He's a national icon.
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:47, archived)
# and now he's got
rolf harris's head stuck on
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Ahahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Would you find humor in jokes about Princess Di?
We are more sensitive "down under"
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Oooh!
yes, please.

*settles into comfy chair and awaits Di gags.

EDIT: Tried Canestan?

REEDIT: *Checks for Icon. Phew! No refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# More sensitive?
Quote from Sir Les Patterson

'We Australians 'ave got culture right up to our aresholes.'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# "Princess Die"
Best headline to never happen after that silly bint smacked into that tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:57, archived)
# or
Princess Di's in Paris?
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:39, archived)
# ha haha haaaa
You have not been here very long have you? I think the only thing you are not allowed to take the piss out of is ...............well actually theres nothing this lot wont take the piss out of.
(lucky8, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Except
Nick Berg's head getting cut off.
I posted a pic that wasn't taken well by certain parties.
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# never heard of him
edit: ok, i have now and no i don't want to see the pictures ta very much - quite how that has in common with a far rolf harris is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# That was largely, as I recall it, because you posted it the day it had happened
but had failed to make it funny. In other words, you posted it purely for shock value, and then pretended to be upset when you succeeded in shocking people. If it had been amusing, the comments would have been along the lines of "ticket to hull" etc., not "cock off, twunt".

As long as something is genuinely funny, it doesn't matter how sick it is. Posts about the mentally handicapped can be funny, and are often on here despite being in poor taste. Racist posts can also be funny - but the vast majority aren't, so they sometimes get censored. What doesn't go down well is going for simple shock value. It's akin to posting goatse all the sodding time.

/mini-lecture ranty thing
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# well yes, I suppose you're right
also, you have a very good memory
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Now that's comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:16, archived)
# oh yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Rolf
drinks his own wee.

this is my favourite celebrity fact
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# Rolf gets £70,000 a pop for one of his masterpieces
(or so I read somewhere the other day)

Methinks you should try flogging that on ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Rolf gets £70,000 for a pop?
knocking one out on his wobble board

can you tell what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# how can he be a national icon
hes australian.
he's a jibbering idiot who can't draw and sings crap cover versions.
(I helped save b3ta! ferret charmer, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Burn the heretic!
*spangs with wobble board*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# that's right,
precisely.

Welcome to Britland.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Damn you to HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Ooh
Is that VBH

Fee wapp.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)
# no sir, you are one.
you ripped off my gif.



how damn unsporting, i bet no one else on theis message board has ever ripped off someones else gif, or for that fact, defaced anyones picture.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:55, archived)
# no, never
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:59, archived)
# ahhh
but he managed to almost double it in size and make the text look shit
give him some credit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:00, archived)
# thank you
the recognition I deserve
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# indeed
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# /glares
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:04, archived)
# that's right
no one ever use's anyone else's work.
Read the FAQ.
(peewee13, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# *tap, tap, tap*
is this sarcasam machine working

*look around at internet technical people*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# a boy or a girl... can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I'd say it's
two little boys.
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:54, archived)
# That song makes me cry.
(Small Beer, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:56, archived)
# then one poor chap he had a mishap
awwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# As it happens,
I downloaded "The Fascinating Witches Who Put The Scintillating Stitches In The Britches Of The Boys Who Put The Powder On The Noses Of The Faces Of Ladies Of The Harem Of The Court Of King Caractacus" just the other day...
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:06, archived)
# while you did that
I was just passing by
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:13, archived)
# I got a copy of "Two Little Boys" at the same time,
since there was room on my bandwidth for two.
(Pseudonym, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:18, archived)
# the splodgeness abounds
version of two little boys is the best I ever heard. only really heard 2 versions
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:27, archived)
# two little boys had two little toys, each had a wooden
leg.
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Jake the Peg
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:07, archived)
# diddle-iddle-iddle-um
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Gimme back me corset
ya big dag!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# *fwippity fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:50, archived)
# ace
we have his signed photo up in the pub! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# *squints
Is taht a stylophone in his hand . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:51, archived)
# no
he's just pleased to see you
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Well done, you win
It took you a minute mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 12:53, archived)

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