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# Not really shoppage but hey...

Imagine if kids openned that bag of Haribo... what is the world coming too??
(that'smyknighthoodoutthewindow, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# hehe
'coming'.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
# gelatine-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)
# filth
i'll be writing to the daily mail
even Spongebob's at it these days!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4190699.stm
(I helped save b3ta! harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Here is the hastily drawn news


...might kill my web host :\
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# ha!
That's ace.

You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# hehehe

loon (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha

*silence (2 mins)*




hahahahaha.
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# that made me laugh
so incredibly loudly, you would not believe.

i was preparing to see brian blessed and to say, "meh."

but i laughed so enthusiastically.

thank you.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Superb
Most woosome.
(Baa Lamb, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha... luvverly
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# that's awesome
woo muchly
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# soup
herb. very nicely done
(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# give this person
something special NOW
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)
# That's
ace. Woo to you :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# That's lovely


/silence

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# oh yes
who's a clever boy then?

I am very much liking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Hahahaha :)
Nicely done :)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha

superb
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Ash.....ley

Larger
I toned down the chin for this parody.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# pfffft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# hahahaha
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Groovy
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# you amaze.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# it's great
but is it really parody?
/confused
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# your face
is a parody

of a regular face
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Parody:
A literary or artistic work that imitates the characteristic style of an author or a work for comic effect or ridicule.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# WOOYAY!
it's gonna take a bit of cleaning up but i think i may have to colour this one as well.

BTW: www.b3ta.com/board/4195848
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Yep, spotted it earlier.
Ver nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# i think the ripley one is next on the colouring agenda.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# huh.
I did it first!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:23, archived)
# Did you?
Where is is?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Arty tip.......
.....if using Photoshop or later versions of PSP, put the line art on a separate layer and set to multiply. Anything you add beneath the line art layer will show through.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:14, archived)
# yes thats what i do.
it was a tip i found a while ago on adi granov's site.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Heh....once you know of it, colouring's a synch.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:27, archived)
# yes, it is easier.
i tend to use the mask tool quite a bit as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:28, archived)
# oh that`s reet smart like
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# woo
as ever:

The UTP active desktop
www.unionstreet.eclipse.co.uk/desktop.jpg

All the ones I got (bloody boss made me do something useful)

www.unionstreet.eclipse.co.uk


Thanks for putting them all up, was a mighty nice thing to do
(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAGH!
PIE OVERLOAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
# its
certainly mightily distracting

if anyone has 7-12 could they be a star and email them to the address in my profile. If they do so, I shall bum them copiously.

Mr Jack, Ill keep them on that hosting indefinitely, so feel free to post them using that url
(N00bT00b, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:18, archived)
# THIS IS MY
BOOM STICK!

Sorry, had to do that

Woo to the pic

*buggers off*
(Krizog, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)
# i wanna know
how to draw like that!!

tell me your secrets
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Ritual sacrifice.
.....to the pagan god of wall-art: Hath'ath'ath.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Chris Waddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:33, archived)
# scorchio!
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:56, archived)
# I love you!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:22, archived)
# My first
doodle on my new stylus, not counting the cdc.

Still very strange to use, but I just found the pop-up menu keystrokes options - now I'm in lurve.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# wow, purdy.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# nice
thats so good I thinks you should treat your self to a punnet of plums tonight.
Gwan fuck the food miles have a little treat
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# My first one was this
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Meroko!?
the pink bunny of death!
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:10, archived)
# What would you do
if i said i never did a CDC on my tablet?
(Azzek!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# burn you and
all your heathen family. Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# that goes really well with 'The flight of the bumble bee'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Ha!
I bet it does, too.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Or this . . .
www.b3ta.com/board/4196556


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA even better!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# I love you
for finding that. In a non-sick, non-molestation way, of course...
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Winnie Atwell
(The coloured lady I animated) played it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# I know, and I love
you for finding the song!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Wheeee!
I share my office with profoundly deaf people.
So I've spent the past half hour listening to that on repeat while compiling mental health assessments. Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Hahaha,
that lazy c*nt Parfitt thinks he's Napoleon :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Well worth
the pearoast. *Thinks. Or mebbe a Bindun



(I helped save b3ta! dragon drop : worlds best self-deprecator, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Chicken in a dog basket
(schoey, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# what the fuck is that?
even just, what the fuck was the source?
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# em.. woo! I think

oh and I just saw Jenny Eclair.. she went in to Sock Shop :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Like you've ever been outside . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# she was walking in to Victoria station!
.. and then she went in to Sock Shop

she`s shorter than you`d imagine, but is quite.. well she`d get it, put it that way
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Manchester Victoria?
Or the smelly one?
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# the smelly tramp-piss London one :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# It does have
a Krispy Kreme doughnut stand these days, though. Plus I once spent two hours there getting pissed and missing trains - 'Another pint?' 'Yeah, why not?' 'Missed the train again' 'Oh' *drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# yay!
i threw up in victoria coach station after going to see royksopp, imbibing some chemicals, and then mistaking a glass of champagne (well, cava) for a glass of water.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# gotta love cava
we were drinking it all weekend
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:16, archived)
# I just pushed terry christian into
a discount book store
it really put a spanner in the works
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Ha!
I know someone who looks like Terry Christian. The poor fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
# wow
I'm jealous, I used to fancy her till I realised she's a garrety old bat.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# I tell ya she`s not bad looking in person!
although she was wearing one of those army surplus style green mod coat things
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Wah!
That's odd. I'm not sure whether I should laugh, cry, throw up, or hug everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# that's
scarey /:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
#
*averts eyes
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# Eggcellent
that's bone a fide good work
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# In other news...
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# you're
so right
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
I love teh newsmash
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Hey!
Those penguins remind me of summat . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# What?
I can't see it, it's too subtle (woo yay)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Yay for Quogins..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
#
Quogin Gins! Wasn't he in star wars! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Watch out!
The ice seems to be cracking!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Ahahahahahaha!
FP Surely!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# its an
omen I tells thee
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# hehe
fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# haha
*wickie*
(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Rockin' All Over The Glacier!~


woot!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# Clarss.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# eh?
It's a couple of penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
#
www.fatdrunkandstupid.com/chobb/b3ta_quo_subtle.htm
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# some of those are just scary
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# ahhhh!
I 'geddit' nice shoppery on your site there dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
# oh dear
i suggest you do some serious spazzing
(I helped save b3ta! Delicious Tea, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# brilliant
Woo! Yay! and all those noises.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# something hilarious
and painful must have happened!
(chongma, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
#

(cfb)
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# woo
that has a fifties jazz mag feel about it, Not that I am implying that its coppied so carm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# oh
you tracing motherfucker.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# *weilds tracing paper*
its all lies! scandal! of course, how did i not realise before?
how could i forget? ive traced every single one, ever!
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# Nicely drawn!

(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# sorry...
i now appear to be taking the piss out of myself..

erm.. yes.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# here's something i 3D rendered out of marble or whatever
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# blimey! it`s like Terragen-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# right...
urr... you do know it's not funny anymore right?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# what's not funny?
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# I thought the number of polygons in that piece was just right to create the photorealism
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:01, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# I would have made his.....
knob bigger, poor chap.
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# does he fancy you?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# pfft
no sit him on a hot bus seat
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# fanfiftiestastic
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# but, if she turns round
it'll be two for all of us (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# badum tish
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# was funnier
before toxie's crafty editing *shakes fist* (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# that tracing bitch!
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:55, archived)
# *edits*
*traces*
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Oh you're
a regular riot.

And I never said your picture wasn't nice, cos it was. I just highly HIGHLY doubt you didn't trace a single line of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
#
one lump or two
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# Your comedic
genius is intense.

*yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
# your face
is intensely ugly.

*vomits*
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Haha
yeah I agree with you :)

However, you have curly hair. You're a freak. Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# too bad ladies love my sexy hair.


but i guess tea probably works just as well.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:04, archived)
# Hah
Fucked up ladies maybe ;)

However I also get a lot of female attraction, There's not been many weekends where I have not pulled and/or brought back a girl to my place. No sir, not many at all... That I can remember of anyways...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# [applause]
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Ladies
ladies
Do calm down and behave with some degree of decorum or you will get banned and we wont be able to see either of your lovely works.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4196925
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:12, archived)
#
don't start him off again! please!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# (I think his ignore button didn't work)

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# No,
It's just most of the time I like talking to Rik, even tho he abuses me, it's usually for comedy factor, not out-and-out offensiveness.

So I had a coffee, smoked 3 fags in 1 go, and Decided to unblock him. I don't generally stay angry or indeed upset for very long.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# goodo.
All friends again then.


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:07, archived)
# i can't believe you chose coffee over tea.


i bet you can get a fine cup on 32k.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:15, archived)
#
They were not her misdeeds, her turpitudes; you accused her
of nothing--that is, of but one thing, which was not a
crime.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:59, archived)
# pffft misDEEDs :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# to the photoshop with you!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
# squat

(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# it's BEAUTIFUL
i'll take seven and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# oooooooooooh!
ver'nicey!
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Woo and Yay
To you!

That's awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# that sir
is cute as fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# as is that!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
that's pretty, and very well shopped.

have a WOOYAYHOUPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# That's lovely
but will it make a tasty sandwich?

wyh etc.

Noon all btw
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# maybe
if you ask him nicely (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# blimey!
you are far, far, FAR too good at these...
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Fabulous shoppery...!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# Like it
Love it
Loads
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:48, archived)
# very nicely done
i applaud you

*applaudes*
(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# W/Y
now that is seemless!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:49, archived)
# can see a slight seem
but still, fecking excellently done
(Dfects, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# thats just
the way its hair is lying
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
#
yep I can see it to, but its still more seemless than most other blends!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)
# hehehe
there must be ten seems, which one is most noticable ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:56, archived)
#
nosey areas one
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# (:
*notes*
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:05, archived)
#
The right ear could probably do with softening a little too. its very sharp compared to the fur below it.
Still far better than I can do though!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# yay!~


new wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# yes
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes more.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:52, archived)
# fantastic!
you`d probably get loads of front pages if you made them 280px wide and linkied to the full size :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:57, archived)
# thankyou (:
but i like 'em big*

* comment refers to images, yeah, just images
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:02, archived)
# top quality
can I b3ta test it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! deject one time dreamt that he was involutarily digesting, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# ?
eh wassat ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:11, archived)
# alright you clever bunch...



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
#
The professional hammer heads
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Arf!
Hammer-chewers!
AICMFP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Oh,
you are a clever wee man, aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# I AM TEH KING OF PUNLAND!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Congratulations...
(although it was my pun...)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Well...
do you want your pie or not?

(Lemon Meringue or Beef and mushroom?)


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# correct - you win a pie.



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Du-Nun-Nun . . . Du-nun-Du-nun-Du-nu-nu-ner-nu-nun
der-nun-nun-nun . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# mmmmmm... nuns

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:51, archived)
# easy i know
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# a
heavy balloon?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# yes sir
...
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:06, archived)
# Is it
fork-handles?
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah! Bleddy Elvis Costello!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Woo!
...don't look down Elvis!


(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Woo yay
That's all very woo and things, but how am I going to count that in the stats... Pot's going to whip my ass raw for this!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Lucky get . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# do a Dave's Hatstand section
everybody wins
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Fluff dispenser

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Woo...
excellente..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# if only we could find someone who could render it in 3D...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# although
we do have someone who'll be sure to be able to find it on google.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# but how much would we have to pay such a talented person?

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# i'd say
32k sounds in order.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
# I did this!*


*may not be true!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# and it looks like it's getting done
in the arse by the invisible man
Are you the invisible man?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# good work!
this should inspire the teaboy into realizing that it's possible to make your own things instead of to steal them.
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
#
pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# woo!
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:41, archived)
# hooray
the board's been invaded by lullyness :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)
# I work at a relatively large and well-known theatre
and we have just had our loo's re-furbed.

People have sponsored a 'seat' - what can we put on the plaques instead of just 'loo sponsored by who-ever'??
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# You could say
"And now a word from our sponsor" when someone really lets one go

Edit: How rude of me. Woo yay to the piccy
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# "I paid £X
and all I got was the opportunity to have people look at my name while they shit"
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# How about a picture of the sponsor's face
at the bottom of the bowl?
(I helped save b3ta! When the internet was all fields, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# 4U2PN
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or
If you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweety
and wipe everything you pissed on!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# F.U.N.E.X?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# I.N.V.U.4.U.R.A.Q.T*







* Cuteness subjective to recipient of statement.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# to use this facility you must gain written permission from [your name here].
you can do this by sending a written request, in triplicate, to the following address no later than 6 weeks before intended use.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# 'Try not to piss on the plaque'?
Dunno really. Why they been sponsored?
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Because we
couldnt afford to get them done ourselves!!!
(I helped save b3ta! DandyLion, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:33, archived)
# Fair's
fair.

Tightwads.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Haven't got a pot to piss in . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# No
wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Such and such
paid good money to get these bogs put in for you to crap in, so stop sniffing coke off the cisterns, you shower of upper middle-class wankers.

Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# That one
I like.
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:40, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:47, archived)
# S'alright.
Popeye's on his way to kick fuck out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Who's harder......
.....popeye or the blue power ranger?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)
# those mighty morphing Glasgow Rangers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:34, archived)
# Someone make that into a picture....
NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Well...
It all depends on the fluffer.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Gillian Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:36, archived)
# Definately
The blue power ranger, there's that whole sci-fi crossover thing goin for them.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I'd pay to see that.
*buys blue power ranger outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:39, archived)
# .
*Buys Gillian Anderson outfit*
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:00, archived)
# Depends on the availability
of spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Point taken.
Assume there are no Giant robots and no spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:38, archived)
# I could be wrong...
But I'm not aware of any martial arts abilities in the Popeye corner, I therefore conclude that blue power ranger could kick Popeye's ass in the most mythical of ways.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# I'm afraid I must disagree
You see, you must take the kick-ass-ness of both characters into play.

While it's true that Popeye lacks martial arts expertise, he does, indeed, kick ass.

Blue power ranger, on the other hand, may have some martial arts aptitude, but lacks Popeyes kick-ass status. On top of this, he is a prat.

I'm afraid I must put forward the proposition that it would indeed be Popeye who would emerge the victor.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Right...
We shall settle this like gentlemen

Here

It appears that Popeye is the winner, well done to you sir.
(Throweron Thwarting wicked name thieves since, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Imagine writing a book on the subject..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)
# *grone*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# badum tish
(schnurricane, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)
# a shit book at that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Nice pic
fucking awful book though....
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
# 'Nice to know I'm not the only one who was rather unfussed by it
.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 16:03, archived)
# They were ahead of their time.
(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Arf!
I've still got some of those stashed away somewhere!!
(I helped save b3ta! cuntmuffin, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)
# What?
Paedos?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:27, archived)
#
bit of a typo there. do you mean speedo's?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:28, archived)
# I think
it was back in the day when touching children was allowed. I mean Jimmy Savile used to do it every Saturday and we all wanted one of those medals.
(gru88y (who is despised by the donkey), Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:42, archived)
# Finally, a possible meme to rival Dick!
a possible meme to rival Dick!

edit: another on of Dicks mates! Ashendon certainly seems the place to grow old!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Look at his eyes.
He's pissed to fuck! I'm calling him pissed Burt.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Burn
the heretic!

*points*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 15:17, archived)

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