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# Nectar Points???????????????????
I wonder how many Nectar Points are Sainsbury's offering on 9mm's?
(The Fairy Biker Queen, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:09, archived)
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(Dooley, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
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(fistcount shite, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:22, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 19:14, archived)
# please go away or:
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Go FAQ Yer Self
Yer FAQing FAQer
(The Fairy Biker Queen, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:31, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# wow, you really don't like a lot of people do you.
now, go away
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Yay...I'm now the proud owner this


Should be here in time for the Bath b3ta bash

Edit:...Oh it's you again...why don't you fuck off and die you arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# arf! lovely
the second i get my hands on a debit card, i'll be getting both an icon and a T-shirt... just you wait
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:21, archived)
# Have you got to steal it first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# What the hell?
What's your problem? You're a racist, and a twunt.
You've been warned about your profile before. Even if you're joking, IT ISN'T FUNNY.
By the way, my name isn't "Battle Cow" anymore.
Go and annoy some other "forum" where people as talentless as you post stuff.

/Rant over

EDIT: YOUR POST DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
(Dooley, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:23, archived)
# just click the magic ignore button....
and he goes away...

(clicks)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:29, archived)
# my first picture be nice please
nintendo are whores



(General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Pfffft
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:10, archived)
# arf!
made me giggle like a fool
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:18, archived)
# he spits and swallows
depending on what he wants to do with them.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Make the Great Leap Forward into light, crisp flavor!


Mao and mao people are discovering the revolutionary taste of Schlitz Beer! Only the finest Milwaukee-brewed hops are used, and the competition is seeing red!
(OffCamber, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Only the clean, crisp taste of a monkey beer
could persuade me to join the red side
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:11, archived)
# crisp and refreshing, delicate yet satisfying,
monkey beer will always be there... to perk up your day.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:16, archived)
# except when there is none left...
coz you forgot to stock up...

then its tesco's finest for you...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:19, archived)
# hm, monkey beer or Pabst "Blue Ribbon"?
*vomits*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:22, archived)
# you would be safer drinking that toilet duck below....
or possibly cooking sherry

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Combining animals meets domestic products
What else it there to say?


and..



And yes, I am fairly new at photoshop
(Charlie-M, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Awesome
(Dooley, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:00, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
duck
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:22, archived)
# haha!
Great!...Welcome to b3ta by the way - draw up a chair, you'll never leave etc etc
(Jimmy_Jazz, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Thanks ^_^
I didn't think I would get this good of a response for my first effort(s)
(Charlie-M, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:08, archived)
# Helluva lot better
than my first attempt. Woo!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Ha!
I want more animals to live in my toilet. Nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Look what I did!
Duck tape watch strap made by me!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:54, archived)
# Send ti to teh newslettar!!!!!!
if you've not done so already.

Edit: I think you'll find it's duct tape....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:55, archived)
# It's a brand name too :-)
www.duckproducts.com/products/subcategory.asp?CatID=1&SubID=1
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:01, archived)
# Well actually,
www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html
([sic] You're ad here?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Cool link
Thanks :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:03, archived)
# already done
and it's both so ptth
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Hullo

www.chewinggumvolley.com
A new cartoon every MWF!
chewinggumvolley.libsyn.com
The cgv indie radio show!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:54, archived)
# How true that is!
On t'other hand, she may just have nicked it off some kid....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:56, archived)
# Pffft!
That's how you find out!

Woo you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:56, archived)
# No, you find out when her big black boyfriend (5 years older than your good self)
comes round the next day and knifes you for porking his missus.



/gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:00, archived)
# Hahahahah.
I like this cartoon.
I keep meaning to read it more often, but I always forget to bookmark it.
*bookmarks it now*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:57, archived)
# Then get her home and crap?
(Don't worry I got it really).
:-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Look what it does to a Pele!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:43, archived)
# gives him a bigger stiffy than Viagra?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# I wasn't aware viagra was capable
of getting a stiffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:46, archived)
# recursive Viagra
stiffy city dooooooooooooooooood

/for a night on the razzle
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:47, archived)
# if u look at a molecule of viagra
under a high powered cockatronic-600 microscope, ull observe each individual molecule does have a tiny, and highly stimulated, penis.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:49, archived)
# I heard the same
about SSG.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:49, archived)
# he could spunk for Wales
.. sperm whales

ho ho.. h...

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:50, archived)
# I'm guessing
that by the file name, that is Cillit Bang that has made him white.

If you told the KKK there might not be as many problems in the deep south :(

That is the second KKK comment I have made today. I'm starting to worry about myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# by "redsushi" do you mean "whitesushi" then?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:46, archived)
# Hmmm!
Maybe. But they wouldnt eat sushi at all if they were that racist shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:47, archived)
# you`ve never been to a fish supremacist rally...
vicious bastards with their gills and swim bladders and banners
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:49, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:33, archived)
# How queer!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:34, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
Went to see the latest one last week!

(I helped save b3ta! alcuin, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# It is teh awesome
Especially the road train
(Willboy:, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:51, archived)
# how rare
much woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:34, archived)
# FREAK HAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)
# I can't begin to argue with that
I'm stepping outside.

Has anyone seen the advert for, I think HP, where there's a man who puts frames over his head and it makes photos etc?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)
# yep
you fancy him

.. also, new_matt did a version of it himself, cos he`s reet sexy like

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=1745

over derrrrrr ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
# he looked familliar
I wondered if it was Sheep. He does all sorts like that.

And of course I fancied his pants off. He's no Sean Bean though.

Hello Rik.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:40, archived)
# hello, you crazy crazy man
how`s life?

edit: I saw Bob Hoskins on the Jonathan Ross show the other week and you popped into my head
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:41, archived)
# like a life raft
wet and floating in the water.

I'm grinding into year 3, but hopefully soon I shall find the time to continue the animated adventures of tony blair. The series that never fails to amuse me.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:42, archived)
# keep your pecker up
and don`t let the bastards get you down

.. or sommat!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:44, archived)
# HP Sauce?
What's Brown saucwe got to do with photos?

;)

I love that advert!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
# everything
if it's a photo of brown sauce. Or of the houses of parliament. or of Rikki Lake as she's made out of highly concentrated Brown Sauce, you know.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:43, archived)
# I got a tablet for my birthday, but have only just drawn my first CDC
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:31, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
bindun, I'm afraid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)
# hehe
noice
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:34, archived)
# Lovely :)
There was a cool hat that Cocodaye Miasere did for the skull this morning.

i'll see if I can find it.

Edit: Here you go....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:34, archived)
# cool
ta very much
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:35, archived)
# No need
to thank me.

thank the Miasere :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:37, archived)
# it's a bit too big
(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# I've heard that so many times....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:46, archived)
# How small
can you have a bloody skeleton for a head that size?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:46, archived)
# looks a bit ill to me,
kill it!
(Ant's in his pants, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:58, archived)
# I just like doing these


(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:23, archived)
# I like doing these
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# OOOOOOHHH !
That IS nice
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Have another then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:26, archived)
# motions better on that one.
Are they some sort of lizard or a squirrel run over by Prescott in an ice cream van?
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# OOOOOH !
that IS nice

although i cant tell what it is
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:30, archived)
# uck off
my eyes!!
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# how wonderfully
hypnotic ----

/falls off chair
(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# it's cool
but the motion is really unsatisfying
(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# F
can you make a Magic Eye? Havent seen one in years.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# that looks
like my dinner
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Lovely! (if a little eye-crossing :-))
How did you make it?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# too much time on PSP and layers.
(Wasn't really worth it, I s'pose.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# Braw!
at the moment I like doing these
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:45, archived)
# These are ace
Especially the belming!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:48, archived)
# i thought it was one of those 3-d things you look at a certain way
then when i tried to unfocus my eyes, i caused myself a headache.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Success !
!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:57, archived)
# My statistics lecture was boring
so I decided to put it to some better use...

This is how much I like the prof and a completely irrelevant bunny...

and this is how much the prof likes to act smart by using difficult words...
(NoToRiouS, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:19, archived)
# boring lecture
good work. My lectures are so boring we (ie the Americans in the group) discuss what an object is.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:21, archived)
# I'm glad your time at wherever the hell you are
is not wasted

i wish i could draw like that though...
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:24, archived)
# heh nice
I nearly did statistics, I'm very pleased I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# Why did you turn
civilisation into civilization. Are you American?

Lovely drawings btw :-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:25, archived)
# ah well
at that certain point of the lecture spelling was the last thing on my mind, and I thought "isn't the PC game with a Z? so I changed it", English isn't my first language so...

Nor did Shrodinger/schrodinger/whatever teach me how to write his name :)


I have hidden two Star Wars characters in the cat's calculations by the way :) (I was very bored)
(NoToRiouS, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:35, archived)
# Could have sworn it was "C3PO"
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Not surprised he didn't teach you...
he's been dead 45 years!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erwin_Schrodinger
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:43, archived)
# Looks like old Schrodinger never taught his cat
the Schrodinger equation... or proper science. I call that inconsiderate.
Like the drawings by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:28, archived)
# Or how to spell Schrodinger
(sorry for being a bitch)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:29, archived)
# Is it me...
Or is Yahoo's literati game getting more complimentary in its allocation of tiles?



Making it bigger achieves nothing, I just like to give you the option. I mean deep down, don't we all want to make it bigger?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# and heres one
that almost appeared on countdown
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:21, archived)
# It's lying.
They were all shit moves.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:21, archived)
# Are
'RAH', 'AR', 'LIN' etc. real words?!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# According to dictionary.com
It don't allow co nocking wearswords though. I'd give pouble doints for the use of them. Especially tum and bits.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)
# I know 'RAH' is a word
I use it all the time.
RAAHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:35, archived)
# that actually made me laugh
thank you
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:39, archived)
# just got a graphics tablet
so have the obligatory CDC with added lollage
(I helped save b3ta! Rainbow Mong, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:13, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# lol
(Abusive Eskimo - My post is here, at the bottom, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:16, archived)
# one of the best I've ever seen!



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:17, archived)
# OHMYGODMINTGREENCOCKLLAMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:18, archived)
# "Spunkasaurus"
But mint green, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:22, archived)
# STRAWBERRYREDMINGEANTELOPE
also available
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:23, archived)
# I wish you to create this for me NOW!
:-)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:27, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:31, archived)
# The Art of Looking Concerned
Local Campaigner Dennis Paul expresses concern over campus litter:



Local Campaigner Dennis Paul expresses concern over obscured traffic sign:



Complete report here.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:02, archived)
# mine are almost as good!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I'm the one on the right)
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# well done
but you place yourself too near to the cause of concern
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# but the cause for concern is the land rover on the other side

we're bad at "Action Shots" as we call them here!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# learn from
Dennis & Mike
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# what?
is that serious?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:06, archived)
# reminds me of..
.. the leaflets we get from the local councillers - they are always 100% sure to be pictures of them pointing to something (usually bushes, footpaths, signs etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# like mine above!

i'm not a councillor (yet...)
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# i've got it now!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
# arrggghhh!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# top stuff.

bloody tories, it wouldn't surprise me if there are secret photos of ann milton on a massive cocaine bender.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# The Art of Looking Concerned
Makes me livid. Good job they've got professionals in Surrey.
(man-ding-a-ling-drill, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# haha
It's an artform in itself, like on the news when politicians/campaigners have to be filmed walking down the road looking concerned and righteous..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Up with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:50, archived)
# Gah
I find it quite worrying that I immediately identified the university bar in the background. Especially as I've only been to Guildford a couple of times to conferences.

(I'd like to point I've never been in the minority of drunks dropping litter outside campus bars, and have done nothing to promote looks of concern.)
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Mr Addams found goatse quite inspiring
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:02, archived)
# great
but i also saw it earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# i no
board was too quiet then
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
# tumbleweed
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# dumbledore
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:11, archived)
# it was .............., hagrid,
........ killed ...............
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:13, archived)
# LOL
Malfoy is a pisspot
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:32, archived)
# He might be using this for a lacquer....

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
# shudnt that be
C68H74.....

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:12, archived)
# Ask ChemDraw
it calculated all that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:13, archived)
# damn
i was hoping to make some gullible bored sod count it
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:14, archived)
# So I foil your evil plans...
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# i challenge you
to make a goatse molecule
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:15, archived)
# That one would be very difficult
because of the 10(!) fused benzene rings in the middle. (Though this works for dyes....) The N-N bonds (at the 'wrists') would also make it unstable; I only added them for the geometry. But it would (probably) polymerise and be a rubbery solid if it could be made at all.

Mind you, that's not to say it can't be done at all....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:19, archived)
# Oh my god, it even has the ring.
Now do one of Tubgirl.

No, don't!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:38, archived)
# nice tuliping
G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:11, archived)
#
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:56, archived)
# rocks down to Electric Univerity
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:57, archived)
# I hate that bloody song.
This it's wierd drilling type noises and angry shouting.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:59, archived)
# its even more annoying coz curry's or comet or something like that are using it in their adverts
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:01, archived)
# woo
me likey that!
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:00, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:01, archived)
# Muttley!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:02, archived)
# he rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:07, archived)
# You speak the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:09, archived)
# I return from my travels and find not much has changed
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:08, archived)
# YAY!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:10, archived)
# Hicockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:11, archived)
# Now with
Free Nelson Mandela
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:33, archived)
# first newsmash in a while...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

and probably last....
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:46, archived)
# outbreaks of Dave The Hat! Arf!
didn't he deliver those gallons of delicious Kia Ora intended for refugees?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# he had all the Kia Ora himself!

i wonder if he has a ten gallon hat for it?
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# aha!
The thick plottens!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Is that Billy Nomates from the Phones 4 U advert?
He's a fecking legend, he is: "Yeah!! Yeah!!! YEAH!!!!!"
/me in 15 years

'Noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:51, archived)
# haha
(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# A man with a fisherman's hat
...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Loon! G-night!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)
# 'night general
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:55, archived)
# *watches DTH pack his briefcase*
1 gallon kia-ora
1 DTH Ye Olde Booke Of Punnes
1 Spare red jacket
1 trilby
1 top hat
1 stetson
1 panama hat
1 used bus ticket
1 unused copy of Photoshop
1 sandwich box (Rupert the Bear)
1 pile of rope
1 box of sticky back plastic
1 fat cat (Tiddles)

'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:59, archived)
# au revoir
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Look what I did on my calculator


finabloodyly
(wazcaster, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Look what we use to post pictures!
(it's html)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)
# no BBCODE here boy!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)
# Is
it an equation, it looks like one.

EDIT: There it be :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Great.
Just don't try multiplying.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Whilst fostering mules in Hawaii
...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:44, archived)
# I received
a big package from Malawi...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# a couple of kicks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# and
kisses and licks
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# and the mule kicked me right to Dubai!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:51, archived)
# Bloody Noobies!
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Im not a newbie
Imageshack f'd up
They put bbcode in instead of good old html
(wazcaster, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:46, archived)
# spang them!
(I helped save b3ta! Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:50, archived)
# with a rusty sledge hammer
with a big lump of html stuck to it
(wazcaster, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:53, archived)
# of course it's entirely their fault!
(Ninja Squirrel what is this new-fangled technology?!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:29, archived)
# More
groanage...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Arf!
That reminds me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:28, archived)
# What
woz that then?
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)
# wait and see . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:32, archived)
# Said Dave,
as as he throttled a bee.


Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Whilst
drinking wee
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Sitting
in a tree
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:39, archived)
# Upon a tall mountain in Woking
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)
# His
willy, he be stroking...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:40, archived)
# as he happily wanks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Gordon
Banks
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# exclaims "You must be joking!"
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)
# thats no joint
you are a-toking
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:30, archived)
# more groinage!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:30, archived)
# I was
jizz thinking that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:32, archived)
# your nuts


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Ee, Jack, you late
entering the pun tennis!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:34, archived)
# he is
but it doesn't make a vas deferens to the over all out cum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)
# masterful punning, i must say.


(and that wasn't an attempt at a masturbation pun)
(schnurricane, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:37, archived)
# Bloody hell,
I can't compete with that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:43, archived)
# err . . . .


. . .


WANKER!

*runs away*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:47, archived)
# mwahahaha
Nobody can escape my ejaculate
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:31, archived)
# you ejaculate?
wow...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:41, archived)
# It was more a play on last names than physical feats of copulation
but yes, yes I do
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:43, archived)
# I am suitably impressed.
but now I must earn money.

Toodles!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Haha!
The expressions make it.
And the copious amounts of spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Oh dear
(grabs the toilet roll)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:42, archived)
# oh yuck!
Mr Would!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 17:17, archived)
#

edit: anyone know how to get rid of the white outline?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:26, archived)
# What white outline?
Looks very fine to me.

EDIT: Oh, can just make it out. Meh, barely worth worrying about I'd say.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:28, archived)
# colour it in with a marker pen
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:28, archived)
# *scribbles on screen*
wait a minute........hey!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Woosh!
Yay :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:29, archived)
# Wheee...


If you're using imageready you should be able to choose "Matte: None" in the Save For Web options. If that doesn't make it better, try making the matt colour a light grey so it blends in with the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:32, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 16:54, archived)

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