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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

Now, now

don't make an exhibit of yourself. Loon. wyh

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

Poisoned Dwarfs?

(Dark Lord, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

that's a bit big

NSFW!

Edit: at last, I've been waiting to use this. Also, I realise that I am often guilty of posting big pics myself.

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

hahah

a mild laughter emitted there from me, sorry

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

It's all in the timing

w00!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

is that Darth Vader????

"I'll take this one myself"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

Tis now

About a third the size.

(Dark Lord, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:22, archived)

sorry

just wanted an excuse to post my pic

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)

save this as a GIF, my friend

edit: much better!

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

Must.... .....have..... .....eucalyptus

'ning everyone.

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

stop this

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new_matt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

Oh all right then

I'm just bored, really

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

don't

stop this

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

Here's a friend for him/her

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Smokey McPot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)

That first one looks like

something out of Hellboy- very good, in other words.

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 12:02, archived)

David made sure he give Ms Rice a frosty reception

And she loved it.

Source pic - M3essential

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

hahahahaha

right in ya face, good stuff

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

Arf!

Top spurtage!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

Rice work!

*spong*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

most impressed

by the knickers around ankles :D

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

thats m3essential

i can claim no credit there.

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:12, archived)

well well

I log on and see this

woo

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Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

to be fair, she was gagging for it

said Mr frost at the subsequent trial.

(fred dibnah saved my life, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)

the lonely hearts column fails again...

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

here we go - the A Team vanwagon again

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

pfffffft!

*listens for distant rumble*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

aaaarrrgh my tiny mind

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

*brain asplodes*

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

hahahahahah

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

aminate it

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

hahaha

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)

Hmmm

www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/ateam/

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

heh heh

looks like you need to update this with a Starship Enterprise viewscreen version

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

oh dear

oh dear oh dear
oh dear oh dear oh dear

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

Groan

das punngae it burnes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

Arf!

Ahem! *points to username*
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

oop!

you remembered!

*giggles girlishly*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

I call it my 11am pun-jab

pffft

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

Hehehehe!

do you buy your elevenses at the delhi-counter?
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

When I've got a bit of change

got naan today though, it's tikkaing me off!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

anyway

enough of this pilau talk, I'm not really here . . .
byes

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:15, archived)

You ain't seen me, right?

masala-tations to you, toodle-pip

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:18, archived)

You should korma round to my local then,

they're giving them out for free

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

haha!

you've got a sikh sense of humour

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

They Sikh him here

They Sikh him there...

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

reposting from last night!

cfb/site/shop/Blog

and yes i know i'm a hamtoucher and a whore :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

i'm sure i speak for everyone here when i say

WTF!!??//slashslash

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

"it seems to be

an ancient technology sir"

"true - now lets shoot the scene"

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

blimey a bum

NSFW link it, you'll get me sacked, blimey i have been sacked, ta

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

hahaa

well i had it as nsfw lsat night - but everyone said it was fine! i'll linky!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

i'm joking

i don't think it needs linking, but then again fuck this company and fuck the catholic church, viva las veagas,

opps time to take my pills

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

ahh

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

Yeeee Ha!

yeah! fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all in the ass...

...dry.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

i'm disconecting the sewage pumps on friday

the basement should be full of turds monday

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

WOO!

take photos.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

i won't be here

i will be at home enjoying my enforced retirement

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

I think there was a strong reek of sarcasm from Mongy's post ;)

EDIT: or maybe just a strong reek?

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

i never was a good one

at detecting that :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

Very

atmospheric, that :¬)

And it has a bum in it, woo!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

thank ya!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

fuck! a bum!

yay!

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

"Fuck a bum!"

ye gayer, ye ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

like jason donovan sang in that shite play about the flashy coat

"any bum will do"

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

hehehehe

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

ARSE!

woo

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mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

:o)

yay!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

she apiers to be nekid

arf!

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

nah

its a trick of the eye!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

Such warm praise....

I feel all fuzzy now, so fuzzy infact that I'll post number 2 (which is the worst one, but trust me, No. 3 is worth waiting for...)

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(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

You ruined it.

(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

Cue Sombre Depressing Music...

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

Is that yours?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

good question

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

....to which I think

we all know the answer :)

And leeching. Ooooh! Unless of course he owns Bebo

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

Bebo is the name of the multimillionnaire who owns the Camden Stables Market (and is currently demolishing it)

I met him. He's got stuffed HORSES in his office. Nice bloke. Made his fortune with Pepe Jeans (somehow).

Now, back to the business at hand: BURN THE LEECHER

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

But, but.... that's the nice bit

there's a hammock shop and everything.

Damn this Bebo fellow!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

yes.

bastards! Building a hotel cum casino cum mall to feed their capatalist designs.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

*ignites sporks*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

aviary good question?

*runs*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

Well kinda

Cos I can't draw on a computer to save my life I compiled some pictures of depressed birds and a bar scenario.

I'm trying to make a Thomas the Pimped Engine and it keeps looking shit!

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

That's feather so slightly woo!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

claw-s it is

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

toooo muuuch puuun

must repent!!!!

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

DATA: Sir, we appear to have been caught by a giant cat wearing a lime on it's head.

PICARD: I think you might be right Mr. Data.

NUMBER 1: Why do I get called Number 1 all the time? It's not fair.

DATA: Shut it nonce. Can't you see we're having a crisis?

YARR: Um, am I dead yet?

WORF: Yes. So you shut it too.

PICARD: Right, stop your bickering or no cake for you tonight at the massive party.

LIMECAT: SILENCE MORTALS. I, LIMECAT WILL MAKE YOU ALL WEAR LIME ON YOUR HEADS... FOREVER!

*incidental music*

WORF: Shall I get the Neuter-ino Torpedoes out Captain?

PICARD: Make it so.

LIMECAT: NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo

PICARD: Good work team. Let's go have a sauna together.

*roll credits*

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

A classic episode

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:13, archived)

hahaha

good name btw!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

Re-done, not re-posted

Finally figured out how to use Gimp 2.2, so I've cleaned up yesterday's effort and made 2 more (post them later)

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(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

That is ace.

(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

reposte

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my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

these are the funniest things I have EVER seen

have some randomness in tribute:

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

poor giant snail

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

hahaha

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oCo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

i bloody love snails (for eatsies)

I hope thats actually how they are caught
woo

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my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:11, archived)

woo yarr

much better than the first version - you are learning young padawan

it almost needs a Tom Cruise style 'Jerk, you're a Jerk' at the end, almost

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

Arf!

have a roast...

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

peurile and funny

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

Arf,

that's what I was aiming for :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

haha!

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

i preferred yesterdays effort...

was a lot more 'raw'.

_{no pleasing some people.}

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

Woohoo! Nicely polished!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

Car Name

I've bought a new car... a Rover 75

It needs a name... any suggestions? My old car, a Daewoo Matiz was called "The Duchess"

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

fred

George
Fran

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

by the look of it

mr ripoff?

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

how about Rover?

I thought you had to be 75 years old to buy one of these

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

How Does it smell?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

yes yes yes already

waiting at the docs surgery one time, I read the only thing available to me which was a caravaning magazine.

The letter of the month was a story of a chap who had longed all his life to own a Rover 260, and the day eventually came that he owned one - a secondhand one. That was the story - no punchline - nothing.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

You made that up...

in the old Rover numbering scheme, the first number means the car type (2 = 200 series, 4 = 400 series and so on) and the second two numbers mean the engine size... a 6 litre 200 series... methinks not! :P

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

might have been a 216 then

it was a few years ago - the story is true even if the detail is suspect

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

haha

my next door neighbour has a k-reg rover 214i, it's the fucking bees. even though it's ancient, it keeps on going and going and going - it's never broken down in ages and it's still very comfortable. got 4 of us down to cornwall and back, with all our luggage and camping gear in. great car indeed.

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

I have an M reg 214 sei

It is braw!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:07, archived)

because it's a bloody honda underneath!

you fool.

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:10, archived)

S'not

The 1.6's have honda engines, not the 1.4's

*I may be 100% wrong here

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:14, archived)

it's all old honda civic underneath, they're the best cars they ever made

the newer round ones suffer from the high quality of craftsmanship at longbridge that ensured rovers success!

actually they were crap, assembled by unionn led monkeys. One of my mates worked there as a cleaner for a summer job, £300-400 a week!

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:19, archived)

It's a cracking car,

goes like stink for a 1.4, but it's starting to look a little tatty. if I could get another I would, but i don't want a newer Rover

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:25, archived)

correction

it's actually based on a honda concerto

see:

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:29, archived)

or it could have been a SD1 2600, they were cool

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The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:21, archived)

i'm 18

and i'm pimpin in my rove!

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)

I suppose you will have a burberry picnic blanket on the back shelf instead of the usual tartan one then

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

you

chav

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

Asquith

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

nice

that goes on the list of possibles

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

call it bruce

real men drive utes anyway

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

she looks small for a real man

and she's wearing pink.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

She's 6' 8"

the cars are bloody huge over here mate

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

she a bit short for a stormtrooper

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

she's the youngest of a pair

they are like pitbulls on crystalmeth, will take on anybody in a fight.

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:06, archived)

but that's a little girl?

or am I being very un PC

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

I prefer

height and/or age challenged person, thank you

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

Eek, I drive a ute

and I am a laydee.

Edit: Mine isn't 214261 bytes though

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

good on ya

wonder when somebody would do a "too big" comment.

What sort of ute is it?

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

Corsa (GM) Utility half tonner

and erm, it's green and it has a hard canopy.

Sorry, I'm a bit of a typical girlie when it comes to transport. I don't have much interest. Yours looks bigger than mine though.

Edit: It took Ford a bloody long time to redesign their utes (well, here anyway). Only last year did they bring out a new version. Prior to that they used bloody ancient technology for their utes. I wouldn't touch one (then) with a barge pole. Yours looks bloody ace and I want one. With holdy onny things at the back too.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:09, archived)

my brother just bought one like in the pic but red

5.4 litre V8, 6 speed manual, runs on LPG

www.ford.com.au/range/falconute/models/xr8ute.asp

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:17, archived)

FFS!

Looks amazing but 5.4 litres?

I dunno what LPG is but I hope it's cow poo cos that thing must guzzle petrol!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:20, archived)

Liquid Petroleum Gas

less than half the price of petrol
we pay 52 cents a litre for gas and $1.12 for petrol.

also, if you prefer the GM product, Holden's ute is good too.
www.holden.com.au/www-holden/jsp/popups/sszUte.jsp

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:24, archived)

liquid petrolium gas

in the uk, at least, it's cheaper than petrol and carries less tax. also, less emissions.

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:26, archived)

Do all cars out there

have to have small children stuck to the door?

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betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:03, archived)

of course!

otherwise you'd get kangaroo guts all down the side of your car.

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

name

Brakedown!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

Why in the name of fuck did you buy a Rover?

Do they even make parts for Rovers since they went bust?
I'm sure none of the warrenties survive.
Twat.

(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

yes

parts are still made (think about it - there's still loads of them about). it's 1999 V, so it was out of warranty in 2002 anyway!

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

In that case

call it Warren.

(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

"the shitheap"

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new_matt, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

how about

the big slag shag machine

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

you bought a Rover?

I'd call it "Millstone"

/how about calling it Grand Moff Tarkin

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

Dorothy?

people know you as her friend anyway, so it may avoid confusion.

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

Toto

I don't think they are at Longbridge anymore

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David Bardell Diks - In Car 956, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

the bumsler

or bumsmobile

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mutated monty, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

why not reverse the situation

and call it dog

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

The "Fuck awful I know nothing about cars mobile"?

Or Bob.

Either way.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

hmmm, it's catchy enough

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

name

DOG SHIT!

(dildogaggins is trying to lick ones elbow!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

Obsolete?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

08501337

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spacefish bong!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

Niiice

NeoThermic

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spagaroony, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

Fules, the lot of you.

Rover cars am good, especially the 75. ;-)

As for a name, no idea. Why does it have to have one?

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

good man

bmw development, a car that looks like a jag, is stacked to the ceiling with equipment and doesn't cost the earth.

and it has to have a name because i know someone with a vinyl cutter who can make me a nice little stickery thing for the back...

(salbot, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

haha.

*snigger*

PFFFFFFFRT!

hehehe

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

^this

with added pfffft you fool

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

I like your donation icon

Quite a good likeness, I thought. ;-)

(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:58, archived)

it's uncanny

It really is.

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I prescribe 200mg Chlorpromazine three times a day, that should help with the delusions

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

Does it still smell of piss from the last owner?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

I bought a new BMW once

drove it for a year then thought.. sod this. I then bought a "clapped outish" Rover 216 for 250 pounds and drove it for 4 years until it failed its MOT due to rust.

The only thing I ever did was give it new brake linings and a new battery. I loved that car. I never worried about it getting stolen or scratched or being parked outside.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:04, archived)

Hurrah for clapped out old rovers!

I've been driving my 214 for 3 years now without a single problem.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:08, archived)

you should have been killed for having a matiz

they are almost as evil as a metro.

you should call your new car Thor

or aggamemnon.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)

Ajax

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)

Zues

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

Don't Make Me Unleash My Pedant!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:05, archived)

Deploy war car AJAX to bring back his body.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

and pick up a couple of cheeseburgers on the way back

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

hows about

"I wanted a go-cart but all I got was this piece of shite" or "the green goddess"

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)

b0rk?

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:51, archived)

Call it

"WTF do you keep breaking down" it'll be easy to remember :)

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

The Wank Tank?

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

Name him after the Pope

"The Pope"

My vauxhall corsa is called "Padre Pio"

(pdjpdj, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

jamaica?

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

over rover

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SiX and his hat, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

call it wogan

old, respected and likely to collapse at any moment

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PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

Nice purchase : )

Borrowed one last Christmas for a week or so. Virtually a BMW too. Best value motor on the market right now.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

ham

(rover-ham)

or Boatashore

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my mum, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:53, archived)

Dido

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:54, archived)

Old mans car!

Call it Herbert

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:55, archived)

Meridith

or Archduke Ferdinand

(Reverend Creepy, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:56, archived)

The Death Dealer

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:59, archived)

i never ment to hurt her but she just wouldn't shut up wagon

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:00, archived)

she was gagging for it officer, i mean look at them curves and that inviting tailpipe

i just had to have her.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

Terry Thomas

What better name for a Rover than the bounder and all-round cad-in-chief Mr. Terence Thomas esquire

(Flappers, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

^ this ^

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

Just

got myself one of these...
Wank-monkeys are the future, people!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

ooh, does have soft hands?

woo!

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

I would love to see the source picture for that.

Kind Regards,

r3load

(r3load, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

...

Source

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

I say!

Top hole!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

yay wankmonkey!

wank wank wank wank

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

phwoar

get in, aparently paris hilton has some sort of racoon bean flicker now

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mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

Good to see you joining in with the spirit of things, vuvu!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:57, archived)

Couldn't

let TT Wednesday pass without contributing :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:01, archived)

Yay!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:02, archived)

HAIL B3TA!!!

(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

he's mostly retired these days . . .

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Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)

And you will know that I am the lord when I lay my turd upon thee.

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)

did you hear the one about

the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)

Did he wank himself to sleep?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)

sounds painful

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

didnt he get run over by a bus?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)

I hope he had clean underwear on if he did

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

did he shit in the woods?

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

he wasn't the pope - he was agnostic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

did he shit in her cunt?

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

were you visiting 'special interest websites' last night?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

go on....

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

he lay awake one night wondering if there really was a dog.

badumtish

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:47, archived)

Zues?

Zeus?
Woo

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)

give him his deus.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

Zeus, as in

Zeus - don't fuck with me or I'll stick a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus!

/Sam L. Jackson

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:44, archived)

yes, I know who Zeus is

but not who Zues is . . .

www.b3ta.com/board/5330197

(

Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:52, archived)

;)

(

Purple Onion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:45, archived)

Am i being dumb again

in that potentially "DOG" is spelled wrong, therefore implying Zues is Dyslexic to the point where he can't spell his own name?

Oh, the picture works on so many levels darlings.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

Apologies to benkai, but you left something out...

www.b3ta.com/board/5329966

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)

how lovely

- Has anyone seen the Budgie Man from the south bank recently? I hope he isn't dead - the silly old cunt

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chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:46, archived)

Do they mean this.......

.
NEWS
.

(

paranoiaman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

if you go in there

don't take a torch or a weapon or anything

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)

the darkside barn ;)

beware of darth gummage!

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MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:38, archived)

How about a nice cup of tea...

and a slice of crushed rebellion, Aunt Sally?

could someone with the skillzorx please make me a Darth Gummage piccy. Pleeeeeze!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:41, archived)

"The report found 7.4% of mindless teenagers who entered listed farm buildings were in a severed state"

(Pigpen was 'ere on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)

hum

Iam not scared, they are all sheds to me

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unclewilco, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:19, archived)

pfffft!

teh silly

(

Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:26, archived)

it's Teh Loch Ness Worm

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:27, archived)

just like me

they long to be

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)

Close to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

wha wha wha,
waawaawaawaaawaa,
waa waa waaaaa
woa woa woa woa

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)

pffffft!

'lo

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:43, archived)

hahaha

that's grand

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

after seeing a couple of pigeons fighting over a cigerette end

I thought they might be getting a habit

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:17, archived)

they already have a habit

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:31, archived)

My first one - I call it bagashite

(traxdata, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

pffffft!

Excellent first post! Hello!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:13, archived)

Arf!

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:14, archived)

Arf!

Welcome. Pull up a leaf,
You'll never kitten etc...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

huzzah

on a lighter note, anyone seen this www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1864026,00.html

(Cyberpope Oh my god!! Somebody put shit in my pants!!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

On a lighter note you say?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:18, archived)

anyone SEEN this?

its a WOMAN? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/4439670.stm

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:20, archived)

yes - a 'THATCHER' woman

she has a mangina

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

hahahahah

fucking excellent

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mrlogic is copying your beard, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

hahahaha!

perfect start to the day. Well done.

(trumpet, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:18, archived)

haha

woo! welcome! make yourself at home!

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tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:20, archived)

Thanks....

Thanks guys. Very nice welcome indeed...

(traxdata, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

we are generally fluffeh, most of the time.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)

It's all about timing.

Yesterday a guy put a caption on a screen-grab and got roundly told to fuck off!

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)

hahaha not to forget

NeoThermic

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gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:50, archived)

hahahaa

fuck my old boots indeed

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

Excellent!

Have a Woo and a Yay

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uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)

Pfft! You said business!

Woo and welcome!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:29, archived)

Hahaha!

that's fab!

(

Damien's Hearse, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:32, archived)

hahaha yay

this week's crop of noobs have done themselves proud

(

gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:49, archived)

Original Story

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:10, archived)

Heh heh

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

our Priminister is John Howard, any relation?

(peewee13, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:18, archived)

Eeeeeeuuuuwww!

But thanks for stopping at Chuck Kennedy.
'Ning!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

PLUS:

did someone say that it was Terry Thomas Wednesday?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:12, archived)

Hooray.

...have my new Terry Thomas smiley!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:14, archived)

wwwooooo!

wooooo!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:16, archived)

yay!

and...

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:15, archived)

Who is Terry Thomas?

looks vaguely familair

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:20, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry-Thomas

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

Gent

ta muchly

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WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 11:16, archived)

Yay

(

timothycrippins, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

Arf!

Nice!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:23, archived)

ARF!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:25, archived)

gosh!

I say...

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harribobs invented christmas on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:39, archived)

Nice

spunkage :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:13, archived)

Pffft!

(

tipassoi, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:21, archived)

Hahaha!

Woo!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 10:22, archived)

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