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mmmm

([email protected], Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

ooo nice shopping

likey much

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)

Cor!

Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

the beauty is in the details!

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

beau!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)

Awesome

The only cars I don't hate are Minis. Now, if only there wouldn't be fucking peanuts in Snickers, this would be even better!

(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)

did you draw that yourself?

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)

What a fucking ugly shot of the baby - surely they had a better image?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4654448.stm

No shopping required.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)

aww - but that baby is now dead

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)

Bugger

didn't read the article.

*feels slightly sick*

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:02, archived)

It's even uglier now.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)

but less likely to resist

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)

See you in Hull!

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10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)

crap and quick

and not that funny. ah well, Hull it is then...

(Soupy George Fear me!!!!!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)

Its funny beacuse it got shot!

lol!11!

(Booga O Valencia!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

omg wtf rofl

lolz0rz

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)

Souperb!

*looks for ladder*

WOOSOME!

(its a bloody shambles, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)

*looks at checklist*

Fek.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

oooh fuck me that's good

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)

Is it real?

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Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

Jesus

it's the shark from Hell

I met him once... He's called Bernard

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

No, Bernard is the Walrus of Hell.

Norbert is the shark.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)

No, thats his brother

you know the one with the car. Limps a bit. went out with that girl from the shops.

he could do so much better you know.

(waxdart hello., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)

the girl from the Fish N Chip Shop?

she gets about a bit. Last week I saw her flirting with Nigel the Chaffinch of Hell

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:21, archived)

I bet that only took you five minutes too

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

Real!

Reel!
Wreel! (not sure if thats a real/reel/wreel word, but hey watcha gunna do?)

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)

jesus jones?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)

you have to go and raise the bar that lil bit too high don't ya!

talented bastad

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)

You

beat me to it
*closes photoshop*
Fucksocks

(Soupy George Fear me!!!!!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

REAL

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

fuck me

thats good! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:06, archived)

*fucks*

well that was pleasant
*dismounts

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)

more lube next time!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)

The pics in your profile are f-ing mental!

Very Silent Hill.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)

:oD cheers!

i've never actually played it - will ahve to one day! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)

with the lights off

and the sound way up

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:13, archived)

like the way you should

watch porn :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:15, archived)

Moments before the tragic incident

Oh Noes! Teh BastidZ!

(Soupy George Fear me!!!!!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)

biggar messages bore me.....think of something new to be self-righteous about

I've got a great idea: an 'I don't like this' button and an 'unpopular' page

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(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)

I have a great idea too - optimise!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)

egads!

I think 33k is today's record for an optimised newsmash

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)

I haven't the faintest idea how to or I would, I've tried clicking on patronising links they just didn't lead anywhere

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

well, you can:

reduce the image size entirely, that will help bring down filesize.
Depending on what program you are using, there will be options to reduce the
quality of the pic.
Most programs have a 'help' tab to click

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)

Try lemony's tutorials

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

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tipassoi, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)

aaah that told me nothing much

luckily I've just been saved by a friend who explained quite simply about options on saving JPGs in paintshop pro. now I've got a nice pixelly grey version that I'm not going to bother uploading

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:19, archived)

I asked you before what program you were using and you ignored me :(

I use PotatoShop Elephants and it does it all for me. : )

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)

I don't remember ignoring you

I make everything in paint cos I can't handle anything else and then save as a jpg

(gianthead, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)

chewable version

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)

play that ham baby!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)

Three things

1) 33k is not too big, don't worry too much - just try and stay under 20 if you can.

2) Hamtoucher = woo.

3) I like the idea of an 'unpopular' page - also, it might be nice if we could have a little bar under posts which shows how popular they have been.

Get to it geekmonkeys.

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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:04, archived)

148k

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:07, archived)

It's not 33k...

...it's 152.

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R u f f K u t ...kicking in a nonce..., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:08, archived)

Ha ha ha

Exploding hams.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:11, archived)

Excellent!

but first stop for optimising is save as a gif

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:53, archived)

apologies, but I had a terrible journey into Paddington this morning

embiggerified here

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:45, archived)

YES!

Well put sir.

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BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)

ha ha

yes

READ A BOOK!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)

why do i have the feeling

that phone will become a cdc soon

have a woo

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)

don't be silly - that would never happen

*closes Paint.net

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)

Biggify

I hope to find this pinned up in many a train from now on.

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giraffen, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)

oo okay

just uploading it bigger now

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)

I had a bad trip there yesterday.

a woman had started the annual laptop spacebar cull by the sound of things too.

(Smudger, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)

Commiserations

I had a school trip of about 20 primary school children on my bus today, who proceeded to sing S Club 7 "songs" for the entire journey

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tipassoi, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)

oo bloody 'ell

that don't sound fun at all

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)

Howdid you know it was s club 7?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)

I think that's who it was - that "Reach for the stars" song.

Sadly some popular culture manages to evade my defence mechanisms

I was quite bemused that a bunch of (at a guess) 7 year old kids all new the words to a song that must be about 5 years old now.

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tipassoi, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

I really hate people on the phone on trains

but not as much as people listening to headphones

Or even worse the fucking wankers that fucking sit there quietly and read a fuckng book!
*pulls leg*

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)

haha yeah

i make as much noise as i can rustling pages

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)

It's the bloody 'looking out the window in silence'

cnuts that rile me!
Grrrrr!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)

now THAT is annoying!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)

you fucking hate everybody you miserable ol' sod

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)

Not true

I like eskimos

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

oh, that's ok then

i quite like them too

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:03, archived)

Ha ha ha

You should print these out onto bits of paper and hand them out to your fellow travellers. Bit like that Civil City thing.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)

Jesus. I wish I could show that picture to some of the twats on my commute.

They seem to take great pleasure in everyone in the same carriage knowing they 'had a word' to some cnut called Nigel about the meeting they had last week. Fuck off - no one on this train gives a shit you think you're important

(Pete Tranter's Sister, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)

Actually, sometimes you get interesting ones

One time I was sat next to a guy who shot hardcore porn movies for a living. He spent the entire journey on the phone gossiping and bitching, I was a bit disappointed when he left. It was certainly informative.

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tipassoi, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)

Spot on

I couldn't have said it better myself.

(Unencumbered, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:17, archived)

Yes!

Make it so

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)

In a womans world

(traxdata, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)

The ginger fuhrer says 'Tag 'em!'

EDIT: Mind you rob, if you ain't gonna woo it, it's coming straight off again . . .
but I don't want MY name on them

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)

Woo Yay

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)

I thought you feared me?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)

erm..yea..

..i just forgot for a minute...

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:18, archived)

How rare!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)

8.9 on my rare-o-meter

Thass not quite as rare as Mrs. Thatcher like her steak but rarer than rocking horse shit
hehehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)

erm

groan...

took some working out...

gah!!!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ha!

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The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:50, archived)

Joyce!!! NO!!!!!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)

Look,

There is a guy behind her and his head exploded at the same time.
/wikkid

(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)

Scanners

eh?

(Smudger, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)

yay for Joyce!

and her mysterious shaadow

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)

yay! i now have a tv card for my computer

(mark has stripey socks, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

Happy slapping blowjob?

/edit Reminds me of:

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)

Yes..

..please!

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)

Arf!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)

What a strange noise..

..I was expecting a sort of *thud....shlurrrp*

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)

hehe

(mark has stripey socks, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)

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The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)

hahahahaha

My rose has left me
she's in a mood
she's gone to kenya
with the bloke from allied carpets

She wasn't immunised, that's a legal requirement,
she's increasingly slapdash,
since we bought that new hearth rug.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)

'I was at Mulligan''

'and I was at O' Hare's . . .'
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:48, archived)

Yay!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)

As I gaze into a pool to receive a reflection of me,

I'm ultimately frustrated by the presence of too many weeds,
however much I try to push them aside,
they constantly return to frustrate me.

I am the Walrus. Coo-coo-ca-choo...
/

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The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)

hahaa

so many memories flooding back

apparently it's coming out on dvd soon

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)

You adulterous cow!

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friendlyfire, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)

Hurrah!

download mp3's here!

Haven't tried to see if they work....

/edit a link might help.....

http://www.mousehands.co.uk/rmlyrics/

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:59, archived)

hahahaha

SPLARRRFF!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:43, archived)

ah ah

I wish there was sound to this.

(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)

^this^

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)

Just listen to True Faith

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:26, archived)

haha!

excellent clip

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mutated monty, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)

is that justin? from something special/tikabilla/cbeebies presenter?

/has kids, honest

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firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)

yes - it's mr (twiddles hands) Tumble

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)

tikkabilla!

mmmm Sarah-Jane Honeywell

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:50, archived)

this^^^

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)

it's DownOnTheFarm!

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new_matt, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)

his name is Justin

The Show is called 'Something Special', I worked on it, we'll be doing a New Series Soon.
Woo Yay Houpla to You !

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42 Loves Teh Funphenschnaffles, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)

Ok, look here Moses, i've really pushed the boat out this time,

..they're not going to understand it for now but just tell them its magic or voodoo or something..

Previously:
1 2

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)

not real tablets

there am no CDC's
but bloody woo anyhoo!

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Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)

b3ta and 4rthur are the word of God?

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drunkenoaf, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)

Yes..

..liberally interpreted..

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)

4rthur sucks donkey balls

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)

I thought that was

www.donkeyballs4U.com

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)

4thur is the same as b3ta..

..with less pictures and more snobbery

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)

So like the talk board then?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)

sort of like /talk

but with more brains
but few pictures

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)

Do they have the constant

HILLARYHOUSE strikethrough jokes

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:38, archived)

Don't say it out loud!!!!!11

I don't like /talk folk who don't like /board ..Especially the one's who never even posted here.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

Don't say it out loud!!!!!11
I don't like /talk folk who don't like /board ..Especially the one's who never even posted here.
I like bum sex

You understand my point now?
Actually they arent too bad as long as you dont anger them

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:40, archived)

LOGIC!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)

Agreed.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)

Maybe..

..they certainly don't follow the true path

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)

i think it's

dead "shaved monkey" balls isnt it?

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)

i doubt they're too fussy

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)

In Romanian

"4rthur sucks donkey cock" would be:

4rthur suge pula de magar

(no, not Magyar, that's Hungarian for Hungarian...)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)

ha ha

and lo the b3tans did head one way and the 4rthurians did head in the other direction

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:32, archived)

Having only gone there to use the dictionary

whats the difference (between it and the talk board, the lack of pictures would be an obvious one)

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)

An opinion..

..here

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:35, archived)

And the Lord said

"Let there be boardquake". He saw the seas of The Intarweb part and the users did seek refuge in oneanothers tablet and He saw that it was Good.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)

ha ha ha

that looks like my desktop at the moment.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)

Your desktop has a picture of Moses on it?

Up with evolution, down with ID and creationism!

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

hear, hear!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:41, archived)

rar!

don't mess with the moses

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mutated monty, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:36, archived)

Pfft!

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

surely the geek version would be

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WOLF .™, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)

pfft

woo!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)

Arf!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)

well you'd know!! :) hee hee!

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)

yay!

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frunt It's been a while..., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:25, archived)

snort

I would get freaked out if 127.0.0.1 was there. I now feel shame.

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MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)

*hacks

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:28, archived)

*whacks*

off

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)

*whacks*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)

heheh

i wonder if anybody did try that.

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MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)

wasn't there that irc conversation that went round a while back

with some guy trying to hack it then disconnecting

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)

heh

no doubt its on www.bash.org or something.

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MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)

Any particular reason?

RIS?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

try playing guess who when describing yourself.

(or the local loop back mechnism if you want to be a pedant)

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MrA, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:44, archived)

hahaha!

oh lordy.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:42, archived)

Wahey, nerd humour

*clicks*

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Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)

Is yours wearing a scarf??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

are you wearing glasses?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

ha ha

are you wearing a propellor head hat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

*twizzles me nizzles

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

fo shizzle

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

No...

Click click click... Hmmm.

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

have you got a mullet?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

YES!

damn

erm....
are you spotty?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)

Does yours

do the funny bits on Little Britain?

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

Funny bits? pffffffft

The title of that programme should be changed to Little Glasscock or Little Bindun-a-million-times

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

ha ha! ROAR!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

Your so fucking

repetitive.

I bet you think your funny.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)

Sorry I wasn't being serious.

That's why

a) I'm here in B3ta.

and

b) I wrote your instead of you're

Oh yes. I said the funny bits, implying that the actual sketches aren't funny.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)

you're so vein

i bet you think this thread is about you

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)

hahaha

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:18, archived)

Your all gay

all your bases belong...

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:20, archived)

is it Trevor Martin?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)

Or David Banks...

...you're not the only sad one here!

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:29, archived)

EXCELLENT!

kill me now.....

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:37, archived)

Sniff my packets

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)

ouch

(

Darryn.R, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

*gulp*

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

you're spose to take it analy!!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

You're the second person to say that to me

today.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

You are Mark Oatens wife

AICMFP

(checkers, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

I am

whoever he wants me to be.
He's paying

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)

Simon Hughes

If only he had known...

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)

your spouse takes it anally!!!

(

Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

if i had to do you

i'd treble bag to be onthe safe side

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

I don't know

tea bagging can be very dangerous, sharp teeth and all that

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)

I don't like anal sex.

It hurts too much and it takes ages to clean the wife's strap-on dildo after.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)

wrap it in clingfilm first you fool!

/wouldn't really know anything about this

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:21, archived)

I bet you're popular :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

I'd like that just fine!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

*spuffs air*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)

OK WTF is ATG?

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

*Tels Pontypandy 235097

*makes appointment

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

They might have gone out of business

Fire apparently...

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

there's a lot of arson and cats stuck in trees in Pontypandy

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)

Naughty Norman deserves an ASBO

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)

sofa so good

woo

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

Chair and Chair alike . . .

you pouffe!
C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

can you not furniture thread

without a pun?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)

Settee down, both of you!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)

I'll table that motion

(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)

who made you chair-man?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

as long as we're willing and table

these puns will continue

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

That all depends on the vote of the cabinet

(

The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:16, archived)

*counts votes*

It appears to be a drawer

(

tipassoi, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:17, archived)

hehe :)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:27, archived)

don't laugh

it only encourages them

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:30, archived)

are you feeling ok?

*takes stool sample*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:31, archived)

Woo!

Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

And....

WTF is ATG?
Anything goes right?

(

Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

that would be ATGR . . .
Yes, anything goes!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliant!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

All terrain goatherd

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)

hoho!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:11, archived)

hahahahaha

Top hummus!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:12, archived)

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

GREY CIRCLES

WHITE TEXT

AND A HANGING HEAD PLEASE

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

PFFT!

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)

that's more like it

woo!!

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)

wooo

more of these please!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)

Womble Twister

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

The incredible

ordinary man.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

sexy nuns!

something involving my favourite subject

foxes and a shower scene!

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coder.keitaro I like pies!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

a HOUNDSWORTH of Timmy Mallet's

..taking Lebanon in the only way he'd know how

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

Hoof school

Idiot Bread

or

Trout Volleyball please.

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

Horny Platipus

(duck Quack !, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

wednesday

masquerading as saturday

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:04, archived)

I'm thinking; underpants.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

Christ

on a bike.

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

How about

Uri Gellar making pancakes?
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

A Russian princess

Crawling out of a hedge.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

hmmm!

that sounds quite appealing!

*imagines*

(

Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:33, archived)

goatse....

.....er maybe not.......

(

Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:10, archived)

Kate Moss on the

Frank Skinner show, talking about her forthcoming acting debut in a remake of Barbara Taylor Bradford's A Woman of Substances

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:13, archived)

Fish supper

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

Chuck Norris Vs The Hoff

or..

Kat Vs Scarlet

(

hmmm cheese, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:15, archived)

A Monkey Knife-Fight

Please!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)

chimps having tea on

roller coaster with a flying pig in the background dressed as a city gent

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:34, archived)

Meece Kebab

One skewer of rodenty goodness please!

(mouldycheese, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 14:55, archived)

Ok Moses, my people should really like these..

..and I should know, I see everything!

Previously:
1

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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

superb!

(

Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

I recognise that Razzle...

edit - woo!

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

It's a b3ta standard. :)

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

Heh!

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)

I like that....

(traxdata, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

ha ha ha!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:07, archived)

me too

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

Porn is much better at Hogwarts

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:00, archived)

hahaha

wicked i hadn't seen that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

Pfffft!

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

Sunshine Elephants Bedroom. . .

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OldWhit, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:19, archived)

cor!

That looks spookily like Hermione on teh cover? is it?

she still jailbait?

(Soupy George Fear me!!!!!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 15:03, archived)

Haha!

Why is it all I can see in that picture are her norks?

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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

Have you

enlarged Hermione's breasticles in that picture?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

nah someone else did

i just added the cock and the porno

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

Thou shalt not fwap

was gonna be the eighth commandment, but they didn't wanna call the movie Ei8ht and besides they couldn't think of a death that wouldn't have to be accompanied by Yakety Sax.

so they, er, changed the bible.

yes.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

er.....

but......erm...... surely the 7 sins and ten commandments arent actually anything to do with one another

/pedant

(

Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

this

is also a very good point.

*goes away to stitch up mind*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

haha

both are good!

well done!!

(

Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

Ha ha

American students trading bibles for porn

(Prune, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:05, archived)

The magazine shelf would be a bit shit.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

..Would "Nuts" get named

"Norks".. If they used the same law of "comedy" ?

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

I always thought

that Top Gear was a drugs magazine.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

penguin special!

*subscribes*

(

mrRush, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

Pfffft

"I like this!"

(The Wigmeister, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

That's the best issue of Zoo ever made

by quite some distance.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

^ definitely this

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

Hahahaha

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

*wails*

I can't see it. I can't see anybloody thing!

Hmm I think I will open the link manually. Watch this space..

Edit: Doh silly me, I can't see the link if it's a redex can I?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:56, archived)

*watches pot have 'a moment'*

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

This "moment" may last at least an hour

I rebooted and still can't see anything. DTH gave me the link to the pic and I get "access forbidden". Zak (and most others on the board) has banned me from his site.

*sniff*
*gathers toys together, just in case*

Edit: Yay All the pictures are back!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:06, archived)

Are you at work FP?

I think my site is now banned by a few web-blocking software & under the Geneva convention.

(

Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:08, archived)

I work from home

All is well now. I have no idea what happened there but it was scary.

I think I should blame my ISP.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:14, archived)

winner

hahahahah

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

Hold yer horses, BBB :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

hahaa

I missed the point with this one:

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

fat hoe magazine?

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

ha ha ha

Woo

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

Make whaling history!

(afroboy, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

Those wacky slanty eyed bastards!

/Mykeyboy

(

Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

*buys wristband*

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

bindun, shirley?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3715512.stm

/relurks for another eon

(elhoy is off to re-lurk., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

*whistles innocently*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

haha

i'd like to see him claw his way out of that one

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

He's got plenty of talon(t)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Haha

Never one to miss a golden punning opportunity!

(jesushairdresser minges, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Pfft!

It's every eagles nightmare.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

Hahahaha

Me likey this!

*clicky*

(

bennyhillslovechild, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

hahaha

this am woo

psssst! did i see a sneaky ninja deleted pearoast just now, or am i imagining things?

(

Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

well spotted

I got the filename wrong -hence eddie2

have a bag of peanuts

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

oooooh

*munches*

(

Just Flange, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

Arf!

He's such a good speaker . . . at the beak of his career . . .
He's so talon-ted!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5589043

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:59, archived)

hahaha

eeirily good

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:03, archived)

ha ha! *flaps!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:09, archived)

Ha ha ha

It's almost aerie.

(Pachey, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:24, archived)

What a nicely steamed pun!

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The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:26, archived)

Couldn't find a tin of "smartprice" beans, sorry.

(littlechav Suffering from too many red bulls since, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:47, archived)

teh seams! hooray for beans!

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:48, archived)

where?

(

grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:01, archived)

i buy smartprice beans

i dont really see how paying more for name-brand beans stops me being a chav.

can you enlighten me?

(

oodle doodle, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:50, archived)

chavs would think heinz is

classy

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:51, archived)

thats why they smoke

lambert and butler

(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

haha

so does rik

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:53, archived)

a sweeping statement like that

may be seen as bigotry.

(

oodle doodle, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:52, archived)

I never eat anything

else.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

(

Admiral Drew Peacock is back, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)

Ha ha!

(

broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 13:02, archived)

any excuse for a repost

(

Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)

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