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# Good Morning B3tans....


My first attempt at animation so please be nice ;o)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:53, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:57, archived)
# funny funny and funny haha
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:14, archived)
# hee hee,
well done! excellent first job!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:18, archived)
# Coo...
Fanks :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# nice
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! spikedirection no frills, no skills., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# Haha
Class!
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:52, archived)
# ha ha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Oh!
That's a bit flippin' Woo.
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:59, archived)
# Haha
thats bloody fab!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:00, archived)
# 'ning
.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:57, archived)
# superman
dosn't come from gotham city.... he is from metropolis. every body knows that!
(leftehhhh, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Haha!
Nice tagging too!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Haha - very clever, indeed.
I'm glad I was sick at work so I could come home to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Top work that man.
Liking this. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Ha ha
YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Woo, yay, houpla
and all good things :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 22:17, archived)
# That's brilliant
Nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:57, archived)
# ..The Back Side is strong with this one...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# *chortle*
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# The waggle of the ears perfects it.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# Arf!
'ning Arch! Top work!

*clicks 'I like Yoda dry bumsex' button*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# ha ha ha
his ear twitch is a brilliant touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:34, archived)
# hahahah
I imagine it would be like getting bummed by a small dog
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:36, archived)
# er...
how do you know what that feels like ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# Derrr How do you think?
By letting small dogs bum me of course
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:46, archived)
# lol
...
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:50, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:38, archived)
# haha
nice ear wiggling
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:40, archived)
# supoib.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:42, archived)
# ew!
ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! litzigig, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:38, archived)
# pfft
l00ny :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:55, archived)
#
yikes!

*giggles*
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Heheheheheheheh
Brilliant stuff, fella! The ear twitch at the end is the icing on the Dagoban cake..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 8:18, archived)
# lol
what's with everyone and Yoda!sex? There's an con going around livejournal or something thats all "Take it, you will" and "your daddy, who is?" and "Like that, you do?"... ...srsly people.

...it's still funny. :(
(Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:21, archived)
# ahhhahhahah
 
Love the little ear-flaps.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 30 Jan 2006, 20:23, archived)
# Saw this and thought of you
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# *Chortle*
(That guy with a hat., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Topshop!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# ha ha ha


look at the size of his exhausts
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# What about them?
They look kind of normal to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:27, archived)
# yeah...
they look fine to me.
(That guy with a hat., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# they look a little small to me
maybe its the angle or something
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:30, archived)
# It's a fucking huge car.
and is seldom of the sort chosen by Chavs.

Trust me, Bentley have spent a lot of money getting the compression just right.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:31, archived)
# yea but my thinking is
on a car like that they will tend to make them look at least a little nicer than those. ' i guess it is quite old by the looks of it. The old jags i've seen about have similar looking exhausts. '

I'm sure they have, but thats no reason to have smaller exhausts than my golf tdi.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Ah!
I think you just answered my question.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# which question?
best not be about my golf - totally standard. I am not a fookin chav!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:55, archived)
# Agreed
they look like peashooters
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:32, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# haha
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# 3=0
Much better.
(trousers_, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:43, archived)
# OMG leik Skoda!
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# ooh!
Pearoasts-be-gone!

Shouldn't take things so personally, old chap.

I agree that the whole race thing could easily be described as 'Cocking'. In fact, if I could get hold of one of those testicular cancer outfits that everyone saw at the tube stations then I'd wear it just to make the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:24, archived)
# Bend with your knees,
not your back.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:26, archived)
# Good instructions
for picking up both heavy boxes and prison soap.
(Papagato RackSpanner, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:29, archived)
# ^ that
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# ^and the other^
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# swim
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:23, archived)
# 'ning to you all


alt location @ b3tards

Apologies for the longness... This took longer than I thought -_-

It's goodnight for me.
EDIT: Thanks Reckless_Rik for the hosting tips :)
(Acrobad, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:01, archived)
# She's down in a well
inside tinky winky
She's caused by a facehugger
you can't catch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:04, archived)
# HA!
Puke it hard! Yes!
(maddave, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmm, Pizza!
for me.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:07, archived)
# I'm guessing thats a new phrase for xred
or firefox version.

If so, me too.

oh god it's Geocities
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Yup
the ff redex is a pizza ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Redex?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Yes
It is a fuel additive, Also works well in PCs.
If you squirt it into IDE ports it cleans your hard disk and makes it run faster and quieter.

It is shameless really; using a board like this to post adverts.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:47, archived)
# Good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Whoa!
Where did you come from?

and don't start on that 'birds and bees' crap again; I just don't believe it.
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Belgium.
What am I going to do with the children today?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:25, archived)
# geocities is teh wank
stick it on www.b3tards.com or www.warrens-anus.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# Much thanks
on the great tips :)
(Acrobad, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# and top pic
well worth the wait
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:15, archived)
# haha
You said 'Anus'!


/lurking like a mofo'
(That guy with a hat., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# that's fuckin tops
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Yay for squelchy Teletubby death!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderous!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Woo...
...and yay for Evil Edna
(Poisoned Monkey is wallowing in frontpage euphoria., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:49, archived)
# Evil Edna yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:51, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:31, archived)
# Superb!
Have my new woo

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahahaa
that am wizard!
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:52, archived)
# ha ha ha ha those pesky ailens
Image Hosting by PicsPlace.to
woo to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
thats the funniest in a long time - woo & yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:19, archived)
# That's absolutely great.
What wonderful hummus! :)

The film negative borders are a nice touch too.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:41, archived)
# 'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:25, archived)
# Morning Chief!
'Ning indeed. Fine cockage.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:31, archived)
# 'Ning Doctor!
You cannae beat a fine cock for brekkie on a Saturday morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning Fella
My blouse is indeed smashing this morning - a Maggie-esque fruffled affair with a giant bow!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:52, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Close
I am wearing a smashing sarong

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# I bet it looks smashing on you
good 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:08, archived)
# 'ning Miss Pot
That sounds sexxxxxy, almost as sexy as I look this morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:09, archived)
# wowzer
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:46, archived)
# ticky ticky tox - a cock in the box!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:50, archived)
# 'Ning
thats a fabulous cock in the box.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha ha .
i like the little crank handle on the side
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:22, archived)
# I pressed the [home] key, and got a recipe for corn bread. Damn it!


Have some Spanky for no apparent reason!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 28 Jan 2006, 6:22, archived)
# nononononono!
there is an apparent reason.... the board was quiet.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 6:35, archived)
# Needs
some adjustment...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 8:33, archived)
# can't say why, really


just seems to be asking for it.
(shishiodoshi, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 8:48, archived)
# could
be worse...


Looks like something from a 1940`s movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 8:56, archived)
# Nice to see the Rikwagon in town!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:51, archived)
# recoloured?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:52, archived)
# could be...


...worse.
(shishiodoshi, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Rik is Davros?
:o
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:57, archived)
# chrrrissssssst
do you lot ever stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Nevaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:37, archived)
# Thats like something out of Dr Who....
Are you my mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Bamboo Steamer, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:39, archived)
# see 2 weeks
and they still havent bothered putting the amazing scottish zombie movie on the newsletter :P
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5054339112850464342
(Swany o¿o, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:23, archived)
# zombies to screaming girl, best transition EVER




stanley aint shit
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:33, archived)
# ha
I just watched Ed Wood. It's great, even better the second time around.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:41, archived)
# try three.
i'm positive you will wet yer knickers.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:43, archived)
# ANGORA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:02, archived)
# Remember hearing about that when it came out
never got round to watching it... will make a mental note to do so
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:49, archived)
# campus of the undead eh..
so that would be campus of the living then...ohhhhhhh scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 8:26, archived)
# It lacks realism/satirism
because everyone looks like an art student, and has a hard on for apple macs.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 9:04, archived)
# Yay
that was filmed in Napier University!

I know this because I was part of the group that made those films, we split into groups, and each made a zombie film!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 11:17, archived)
# ghost. if you want want it let me know, the jpeg is rough but
see pixel mash

if you want the rest!

sorry to jack the board, ut hey. 03.48.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:48, archived)
# Would make an interesting
pair of knickers
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:50, archived)
# Not a bad idea.
*makes mental note*
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# Ooh, nice one. Thanks!
That's very nearly the ticket. Can it be done without losing the shape on the curves, though?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:01, archived)
# probably not
I wasn't kidding when I said you need to trace it using paths.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:06, archived)
# Exactly.

This'd only take a couple of mins though.


*edit* After reading the thread below, Photoshop is NOT the program to be doing it in. You need either Illustrator, Corel Draw or some other program you can manipulate vector nodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:35, archived)
# 5 mins for a cup of tea.
2 mins to vectorise.


4 mins to get it online.

img3.imageshack.us/img3/8794/halokitty3gx.jpg
linked for her pleasure


I've got a vector version here, which is ideal if you want to take this anywhere into large print. Let me know if you want it.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:47, archived)
# nice job, but you took the time to redraw the whole thing for him
that must be love.

how did you you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)
# Yep. Thanks.
Like I said, it *really* needed recreating from scratch as opposed to tracing. Tracing is WONDERFUL and it's saved my arse countless times, but for something that's as pure as this it's not only easier to do from scratch, it's the only way to get really accurate lines.

That's the trouble with simple shapes - one TINY irregularity and it throws the whole thing.


As for how I did it, I pulled the original gif into a program made for small spaktards and built over the top of it with vector nodes ;) Two mins, start to export.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:57, archived)
# sorry fella. but. what two min program. i think
i need this. did you just redraw or was it a a trace prog? gotta learn.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:02, archived)
# It took me two mins, but I rebuilt it by hand in Corel Draw.
No 'automatic tracing' at all.


I've been using Corel Draw since version 3, which is going on 11 years now. I find it's vector tools FAR more powerful and easy to use than Illustrators.

The whole cat face is built up of just 10 nodes around the outer edge - one at each corner point and one at each major curve change. Each eye/nose is made up of three nodes. The halo is simply two elipses. So - two elipses and 19 nodes, plus a few pullings of curves and voilla.


*edit* Even though I've been with Corel Draw for 11 years, I'll be the first to admit that some of the versions of Corel Draw have been unstable sacks of crap. I'm on 12 now and it's rather nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:06, archived)
# i only exported to potatoshop (so i could gif it) for ease to this user.
coral draw is for very small handicap children. i did it in illustrator.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:48, archived)
# Sorry - no offence meant to your original post.

I just saw lots of people struggling with the idea of doing vectors in Photoshop and it made me cringe thinking about how sore their heads would get :)


Good for you for sticking with Illustrator too. I LOVE Photoshop, but I never forgave Adobe for building one of the most counter-intuative programs ever made when they did Illustrator.


/is small and rather handicapped.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:52, archived)
# no bother. i used streamline to do an instant auto trace from photoshop
without opening illustrator until i sved it, but never cus ILL. it's easy, fast and so compatible with potatoshop
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:59, archived)
# Nice.

At least you avoided the old "smashing your head against the desk" stage then :)


Like I said up there ^^^, tracing rarely gives smooth results on shapes like this though.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:01, archived)
# points up
what did you use. my file trace is perfect, but when i jpeg'd it, it was all bent. i've traced (threshold) photos at work and they are fine for 300dpi, but when i low res them they fuck up. any tips.

edit. see some of my profile. they have added BITS
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:07, archived)
# Hmm.

If the trace is perfect it *should* export down as a jpeg perfectly too...

Have you tried exporting them as high res but then converting the high res raster image down, instead of going straight from vector to low-res raster?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:09, archived)
# i make it in ILL then export as a 300dpi to photoshop (so i can use the layers), then 72dpi it.
not for the logo above though. that was seperate software. i think we're on the same level, i'm just toasted.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:13, archived)
# tips tips tips
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:14, archived)
# Gocha.
*Sounds* like you're doing everything right. Kinda hard to tell what's going on without a better idea of what "fucked up" means. If you're getting "other than the normal degradation when you convert to 72dpi" problems, follow up with me next time you see me and I'd love to trouble shoot it.

I'm off to bed now *yawn*


*edit* After reading your edit and checking your profile, the only ones in your profile that look like they've got added bits are a few near the bottom that look like they've got "gif lossy" bits. Other than those, they look great.

Care to link one in this thread and point out some bits? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:16, archived)
# ta ta, im off to the beauty salon.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:17, archived)
# Very nice.

I take it you're not in the northern hemisphere then?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:19, archived)
# no. very southern. the beach is my garden. not brighton tough.
at the profile sixze they are okay. some seem to have added pixels though (not profile) when then get bigger, i can not stop it happ[ening.


sorry. i',m talking shit if anyine is reading.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 5:28, archived)
# hey rob
i just sent you an email telling you i couldn't sign into b3ta. it kept blocking me out. disregard it now, as im obviously here now.
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:53, archived)
# yeah. but for a jpeg or gif it would be well above board file size.
like i said. if you want. go to my profile. email. i'll send you psd/jpeg/ai/eps/gif or other
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:20, archived)
# He's done it this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:44, archived)
# Like the royal two finger salute
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:46, archived)
# I recognise that hand
is it from IntroducingMonday.co.uk?
(Mori, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 6:31, archived)
# terror in isle 'ONE'
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:58, archived)
# One would indeed say fucksocks
Woo!
(crazyman this machine kills wasps, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 6:51, archived)
# Evenin' all.
Anybody know how to resize a pic without it pixellating?
I need to get this:

to be about three times the size at a much higher resolution so that it can be blown up to massive scale. Any ideas?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# CIIJASIIE


Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Cover It In Jam And Stick It In Elvis
?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# If you must.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# You'd be good
at Acro2!
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:30, archived)
# Nah.
I've played games like that before, and the spacktards always gang up to reward each other's stupidity.
It's like in school, or the New Fucking Deal. The thick kids are validated and rewarded for managing to string a sentence together, while those among us who are gifted with a full set of chromosomes have to work towards real achievements without any assistance or recognition.
This is, of course, a wild speculation based on my extremely dim view of human nature after having to grow up in Essex.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Yeah there's that
But there's also the fact it's impossible to gang up

fuck it, I've won sometimes and I know no one.

I reckon it's down to SKILL
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:58, archived)
# & also it's funny?
Then again, I am a spacktard who couldn't read to the end of the post above yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:02, archived)
# resize it in photoshop
then draw paths over it - they can do curves.

trace the entire shape with paths. this takes a bit of time.

then there's a button called something like "set path as selection"

do that and fill.

EDIT: There's an auto path option somewhere in photoshop. This will work and be quicker, but not produce as good results as hand-tracing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# Ooh! There is a way to do it, thank fuck for that.
I've never used paths, so this'll be a learning experience.
Ta!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# there's a thing in flash that will trace the bitmap for you
and turn it into a vector but i'm not sure how big you can blow it up
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)
# My problem is that the image is fuzzy when I enlarge it.
Photoshop doesn't seem to have the brains not to introduce grey pixels between the black and white ones.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:40, archived)
# Wait a minute . . .
. . . are you saying I have to hand trace a smooth, regular curve? I think you overestimate the power of my hand/mouse combo.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:41, archived)
# paths do curves
basically you define the start and end of them and drag the middle.

However - other people in this thread have other solutions.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:47, archived)
# auto path aint jack. best tol 0.5.
i'll send you all the zip file for streamline. (ahhhh, anyone on a mac?)







fuck
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:36, archived)
# It's a simple enough image
to simply re-draw from scartch in a vectory program (such as illustrator) then it's at your resizing mercy.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:31, archived)
# Yeah, I've tried retracing the steps I took to make it in the first place.
That's just an exercise in self-flagellation though.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:35, archived)
# get CS2 and it will do it for you.
failing that email me and i'll zip a file and send you STREAMLINE. turns tifs into paths like thats. pee s o pisc
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)
# go over it with the pen tool in photoshop
define custom shape. Sorted tbh.
(deleted, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 12:02, archived)
# He has dreams too.
(Maltjik, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:13, archived)
# ooh ooh!
I likes this!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:14, archived)
# i love that!
woo yay houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:38, archived)
# Yay!
You win the internet!
(BurningFeetMan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:45, archived)
# pea[ahem]roast

coz i'm pissed and i dont care!
(A Hospital Carpark, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)
# She's so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:27, archived)
# By crikey
She cries snot!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:43, archived)
# Possibly NSFW?
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# My wife said
"You should do a photoshop for b3ta called Lib Dem Mountain with Mark Oaten and that other one."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# what's going on that I should know about?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:56, archived)
# good lord!
have you been tasting the Glade Plug-Ins again, mister? ;)

Nice newsletterage this week, even if it was a stressy last-minute one. Killed off the end of the working week a treat. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:57, archived)
# Dave was away
I hate writing it by myself. I can't spell and it's boring having no-one to bounce off.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# Well, like I said, it worked out just grand - a fine job!
I can imagine it's more fun with monkey beer and company, however. Selfish dave!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# yeah - what a cunt
having a romantic week away with his missus
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# He's worse than Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# actually - what I did like about the newsletter this week
the ads were good.

There was a "get a new media job" thing - and if you clicked through they were offering really good jobs at google and yahoo, AND they linked to some kittens.

It's nice when advertiser actually know the audience they are trying to connect with.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# I must admit it was a refreshing change
to realise employers out there actully have vacancies for illustrators of giant magenta penii
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# yeah, targeted advertising

so long talked about,
yet barely realized.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:10, archived)
# too fucking right
I've found doing the ads on the newsletter fascinating.

It's kinda grown-up tho.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# Those fellas
trying to flog those Japanese things are quite persistant. are they good payers?
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# they did a block booking
it's over now.

maybe they'll buy again? I dunno.

The best bit actually is that the chap's mum runs the cash side of the busines and his mum paid me the money.

AND HIS SITE SELLS FUCKING PORN.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)
# bless
i wonder if they starred in any of the pics?

are you doing any more one-man-shows?

oh and cheers for picking my image challenge idea this week!
(jesushairdresser minges, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:23, archived)
# I want to do another talkie thingie
just had other stuff on my mind.

And I didn't pick your challenge - the votes did. Not to say I didn't like it - I do. But your thanks should be to the voters.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:26, archived)
# I'm actually surprised you've been so dilligent (so far).
not trying to kiss ass (ok, fp me now!)
but I've had weekly deadlines, and they
can get really old, really fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:02, archived)
# I like deadlines
they make me sweat and work.

No deadlines - I'd do fuck all.

But hey - I'm happy writing - it's just the looking at 100s of crappy links that's the bore.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 4:13, archived)
# not much
are you early or very late?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:58, archived)
# late
i'm on the tramp piss
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 2:59, archived)
# yay for tramps
they make the best piss.
i love teh cider, it's full of apply goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:00, archived)
# It also gets you the best kind of pissed.
Kinda giggly and stupid but with loads of energy for SHOUTING. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:01, archived)
# 'Ning Boss!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# i want news!
NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:04, archived)
# oh, Okay!
I have discovered that mashed potato, tuna, sweetcorn, scrambled egg, peppers and onions, make a tasty treat when eaten straight out of the mixing bowl, but do not a substitue for ciggies make.


*hunts for more food*
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:06, archived)
# haven't you got some fag ends?
you can roll them up for butt-rollie
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# I have been doing that all night.
My last ciggie contained tobacco that had been smoked at least 7 times before. You could fill pot holes with it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:08, archived)
# I've got a bookcase that's not struggling for survival

and a cat who survived falling off a
fifth story balcony
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# ooooh kittens!
I'm glad he's ok. That's quite a fall.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:05, archived)
# Yeah,,,,anything under
the 7th floor in more dangerous...*





*Q.I. - I think....
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
# just broke his jaw.

but now all kittens are banned from the
balcony (although I'm pretty sure the
females would not be so stupid).
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:16, archived)
# kitten with a broken jaw? awwww
photos. please.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:18, archived)
# just don't give him any sympathy, cause he already thinks he's the coolest cat ever*

img99.imageshack.us/img99/8813/littlebastardwithwiredjaw8yz.jpg

*sorry, that's redundant
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:29, archived)
# that's not a kitten
christ - his mouth is a mess. Poor little shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:34, archived)
# yeah, we were happy he got off so easily.

a friend of mine had an older cat who
fell from about the same distance and
died a rather painful death. Christ,
I'd hate to go through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:50, archived)
# Look what's going on outside my house.


Lots of police!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:19, archived)
# is he kerb crawling?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:20, archived)
# Nope.
He just ran over a drunk girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 3:22, archived)

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