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Once again..
Severe accusations of abuse of Iragis by US and UK Forces..
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LAddie ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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Barry Chuckle?
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13,
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...
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09,
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ooh thats nice
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10,
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waits
for the cdc
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General Arfarfarnarf He who hesitates, Masturbates! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15,
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GC
Y'all!
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10,
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^^
This. Is this shopped even?
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11,
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counts.
1,2.......
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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11,
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..3...
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24,
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and on that note
Mr Blair would like to inform you all that in exactly a week (minus eleven minutes)it will be:
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11,
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ZOMGLOLZ!!!!!11!!1!1one
/very excited
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16,
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it's going to be ace
keeps growing and shrinking as people finalise plans. Shame Quirkafleeg can't make it.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20,
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Aww, he can't?
Tis a shame indeed. I'm trying to talk MrA into joining the malarky.
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:29,
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bring em all!
every single person you know. As long as they haven't got scurvy.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:32,
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hahaha
he was the one that originally missed it and that we had to do it over for
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:36,
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erm, i suspect we've all seen it ta
might be worth having a read of the faq
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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Sorry...
Hadn't seen that. I just thought it was perfect potato-shop sauce material.
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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you're absolutely right that it is
i think there was a board full on the day the event happened... the problem with b3ta is someone has usually got there first, both pointing at the good source images and editing them :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24,
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You'd have thought that Mr. Blair would have had aides to tell him things like...
'Now, Tony, if you put things in your mouth, there's a website that's going to mercilessly take the piss out of you'.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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that reads very differently if you take the "e" out of "aides" and capitalize it.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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Pfft!
"You'd have thought that Mr. Blair would have had aide s..." Controversial! Can I quote you on that? ;)
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the funky gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15,
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That's so incredibly glasscock
it's plastic
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13,
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That one looks original, have this one?
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coolnicks ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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Does that nurse have a conjenital cock growing from her temple?
*would*
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16,
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Here's..
one I made earlier..A pearoast..NSFW
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LAddie ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07,
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ekk the thief ,
Mon 13 Feb 2006, 3:22,
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RPS: Fr. Gaijintendo + sexy nun
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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matching pouts.....nice
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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That's Blue Thunder from him
and I do believe an attempt at Magnum from her.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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She doesn't look anything like Tom Selleck
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Hagbard ... it's been a long time. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:25,
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*cough*
Zoolander
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26,
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Uneducated upper facial hair of a honey producing insect.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26,
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Blue Steel
Shirley?
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Stripes ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27,
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It's cleqarly not Blue Steel.
With Blue Steel one turns one's head to the RIGHT.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:30,
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don't remember this
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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Don't worry
A good time was had by all.
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:55,
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hahaha
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06,
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I don't remember
putting on a sexy nuns' suit
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21,
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I remember there being two of you
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:12,
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Gosh.
He's prettier than I had imagined.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:55,
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His Russian beardy pic in his profile
probably gave you your misconception
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:57,
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That has to do with the
being near a girl - replace her face with GMOS and the illusion is shattered.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00,
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not necessarily.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00,
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Well, quite!
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02,
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I guess he is a honey....
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02,
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he certainly is.
in other news, i'm half-watching the luge at the winter olympics on the television. given that what they're essentially doing is sliding round an ice track on a tea tray at 90 mph, how exactly do they control themselves while they're doing it?
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05,
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directional farting
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07,
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by well-timed farts edit/Mindpiss!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07,
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really strong bladder sphincter muscles?
I'd piss myself at that speed. And at that temperature too.
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09,
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it would come out as a frozen shaft of urine, though.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10,
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Interesting...
I thought it would be warm, a la Dumb and Dumber on the moped (or was it lawn mower?)
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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pilates?
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09,
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Pontius?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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when I was a kid and subjected to the usual primary school christian bollocks around christmas time
I imagined Pontius Pilate to look like Darth Vader in Star Wars .. at the end, where he`s flying a Tie fighter with his little oxygen mask thing on
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15,
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like this, eh?
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06,
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it's twice as sexy now
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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My wildest dreams in pictoral form!
Just add a few more pretty male b3tans in there. *Swoons*.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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Howsabout now?
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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Yowser!
More! More! :P
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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Apparently this is SuperMatt
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:17,
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he don`t half make a good bird
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20,
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yer
Fantastic tits and a nice arse too
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21,
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you say that about everyone
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22,
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The sexy nun looks a lot like me already.
Maybe I'll dress up for my 10000th post.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18,
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draw on yourself with glitter
it's the new style!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26,
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But he's in Vietnam.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27,
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hahaha you cunt!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16,
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Who to do next?
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19,
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hahahaha
PHWOAR!!
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20,
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having, as a i do, a face like a bag of smashed crabs, i shall pass on this.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13,
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I'm sure that's just not true.
All people born on 11th September are GORGEOUS! Edit: Damn, I got that wrong. You're on the 7th. Bugger.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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Gibbon`s a babe
.. smells a bit though
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16,
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i model my look on you.
*drools*
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20,
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which explains why i was born on the seventh.
impressive stalking that you got the date so close, though :) *closes curtains*
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16,
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I'm thinking of having a huge Birthday Bash for September-born b3tans.
But I can't be bothered to start thinking about it until at least August. Sound good?
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18,
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we had a september babes thing last year with
staticgirl, clk and, ummm... a couple of others. keep me posted.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19,
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doom cube is a september lass also
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21,
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Plus tico24, Cassidy, evil pixie, MissPrism and sunny_jimbob.
But I've not seen them about for for ages and ages. Probably all over at the other place.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24,
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This year we'd have me, Curis and Fanj...
... more additions to the best birthday month of the year.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22,
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me, also
I scrape in on the 30th.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23,
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it's the most popular birth-month of the year.
something to do with being 9 months after christmas and the new year, apparently.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23,
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Yes, oh yes indeedy!
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24,
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I am also a September baby
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tipassoi ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:34,
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baby babe.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41,
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GOD.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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Gah!
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Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09,
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COR!
wood (;
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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:56,
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Needs a shave though.
Unless you like the rough and ready look...
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:56,
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see above.
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:58,
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I remember meeting you randomly
on Princes St.! Hello!
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Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02,
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This would be acceptable!
Hello
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:03,
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Nono, not you, him.
*points at drunkenoaf* I'd quite like to meet you though, if only to steal your sexy nun friends.
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Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05,
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Oh that was you!
With the b3ta t-shirt. I was on my way to catch the megabus to Glasgow. If you're in Edinburgh Uni, join the EU *Shotokan* Karate club. All my sexy friends are from there.
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07,
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^This
I guess... oh, and I just thought you had an amazing memory for faces~!
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11,
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MEGABUS.
i saw a megabus in Brighton yesterday. it was the first time i'd ever seen one. are they any good?
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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Yes.
But they died in Edinburgh. Now I have to use Citylink. Expensive. : (
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18,
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Does karate involve exercise?
*shudders*
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Christian Bale of Hay in a field ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14,
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Yup.
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19,
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COR!!
he's a looker!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:03,
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You all must've been at pub last night
img313.imageshack.us/img313/3844/brokebackfountainweb4ac.gif With the exception of Sof, thanks Sof, this one seems to have passed you all by so Ive deleted it and posted again, I stayed up late to do it when I had a 12 hour shift at work ahead of me so Id like you to see it
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Hoofdog ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53,
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sorry to call you a twat, but...
Twat! Deleting the original post and reposting it isn't any better than just reposting it. You're still pushing new art off the board!
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:55,
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well, when I say art, about 40% of it will contain a magenta cock, but...
you get the gist of it.
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drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:56,
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^this
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sudo is bored ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:56,
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*
I kinda feel if nobodys seen it it is still new
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Hoofdog ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00,
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that's not how it works i'm afraid
if you're desperate for it to be seen by the maximum number of people then wait until the board is busy to post it; it won't stay on the board as long then though best to make something new and link to the old one, or put older ones in your profile or site for people to look through, or repost in a relevant thread
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06,
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tough,
just have to get used to it!(dont tell anyone but sometimes you can crowbar reposts into new compos.)
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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07,
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**
Oh well I live and learn, the pic was only meant to give someone a chuckle.
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Hoofdog ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11,
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aah well
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:57,
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of course i was in the pub last night.
it was saturday.
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:58,
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i was still recovering from friday
and feeling sorry for myself... i am obviously getting old
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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bah,
i was recovering from friday, but still managed to go out. was entertaining as i was just getting into the drinking mood again when everyone else was smashed, and so free with money!
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sudo is bored ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22,
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...
I wasnt in the pub, i just didnt think it was anywhere near good....or funny. Thers no need to show us the same crap again :D
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Golden_guns247 ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:44,
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BANG !
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53,
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ha ha ha
dear god
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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Blanche!
Maggie Jones.. inspired by an earlier coronation st. pic. ...hiyas btw.
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fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:50,
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Still got it.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:51,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:52,
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hahaha almost cute but quite quite repulsive. all at once.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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Good one.
Looks just like her!
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Bogbean ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:01,
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Woo!
Yay!
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10,
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A crossword.
Across 1. Affectionate. Without arms. 2. Prehensile. 3. Camel-like. 4. Gegs 5. Sounds like somebody might have had one. 7. There's no need to rearrange. 10. A panel or broom. 12. A Ranger scares the cow. 13. Efes, for example. 15. Stunned to discover. A treatment. 16. See 21 Across. 17. Sign in, access. 18. Just good friends. 21. (& 16 Across) Moose in the wilderness, a partial disease.Up 5. An attack, turned back. 6. Belgians wouldn't want to. 7. Lemonade. 8. Yellow and floating. 9. Jimmy and Lenny, and I'll tell you how. 11. Mixed up berry. Don't throw it. 12. Johnny Be Good. 14. Mayonnaise and Fruit. A cabin. 18. Education, education, education. 19. Channel, precision. 20. Correction, punishment. The Ultra care. 21. February seems too cold? 22. Two fat ladies. Is Edna going cold? 23. Somewhere within it all. A brat. 24. This clue says it all.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47,
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keep your juvenile pillockry off the board!
thats quite good. *prints*.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49,
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I should make this clear.
This is NOT a crossword, it's a joke. It may be too subtle?
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:50,
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I'm printing it for my dad
see if he gets it, the crosswordhead.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:52,
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I really, really do not get it
*feels retarded*
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KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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is this like one of those riduculously cryptic ones
like out of the guardian or something? cause they're hard :)
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49,
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There is a seven up
and the clue is lemonade!!! you loon!
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:59,
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That's the whole of the joke I'm afraid.
Sorry.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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haha
that is possibly the biggest build up for the crappest joke ever...... i was rackin my brain for ages
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Just Flange ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41,
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I thank you.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:44,
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Please make your user name shorter
You juvenile pillock.
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Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:03,
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RIS?
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Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules) ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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round 4
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:42,
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Haha! I love it!
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:42,
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cheers :)
gladly the idea is still working :)
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:46,
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Fantasticness
Woo!
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:44,
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thankee muchly
:)
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:46,
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ace!!!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:44,
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cheers
hopefully i'll put an end to that whole 'who came first' thing
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47,
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ha ha ha
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100% of Gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47,
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Hahaha
woo! Surprise samurai egg!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47,
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the way i figure
anything with a surprise samurai needs to be done :)
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:48,
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I'm guessing
eggcellent has already been said. woo!
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the funky gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49,
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strangely enough, you're the first
have a jaffa
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:52,
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Sweet!
You are too kind.
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the funky gibbon ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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haha
*cheers*
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Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00,
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good one:D
here, have a woo
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executiverocker only wears C&A ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:01,
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Eggs yeah!
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Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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pfft!
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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12,
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....
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Groop Water Flea = Daphnia ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:29,
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probably
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:29,
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Perhaps.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30,
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Perhaps
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:31,
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Perhaps
/Coupling
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:32,
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well finished.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:32,
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The first series of that was ace.
The last one was pants as pants could be. And not even good pants like Mr. Veitch's.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:34,
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I liked it until Geoff left and did adverts for Microsoft
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:36,
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Jeff was the best character.
I refused to watch it after he had left. Baboo! Baboo baboo!
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37,
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It was shit after he left.
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:45,
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Haha - just found this quote on the BBC site:
""I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47,
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*sigh*
The good ol' days...
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49,
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what, pudding?
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:50,
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mmmm pudding
mmmm breasts mmmm television
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53,
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In that order?
Actually, I don't think I could put those in an order.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53,
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TV can wait
pudding and breasts cannot.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54,
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That sounds about right
then again, if it were something like Lost, I think that might trump breasts. But that may just be because I can get breasts any time, you know? It's not a limited access type of thing. But pudding, man, pudding's ace.
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:57,
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so in order
Pudding, breasts and then TV. Good work.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:59,
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But sometimes
Pudding, TV, breasts
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:59,
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never!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05,
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Did you not appreciate my explaination?
I think it has to do with supply and demand. Or availability. Something along those lines. OH MAN I just realized I can have tv, pudding, and breasts all at once. Man, those are good times.
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08,
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My sister just randomly started talking about Coupling
"coupling is soooo much better now that i'm not... like 9"
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abandonnship ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21,
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more then likely
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Sir T. Skellington ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30,
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ahhhhhh !
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30,
archived )
In all probability
fascist beasts that they are
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:32,
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yup
probably
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:40,
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oh my god
you're such a cunt and i hate you
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Just Flange ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:44,
archived )
RPS - Continuing the weekly collages...
This week a return to views of Ascension Island, a tiny little pebble of volcanic rock in the middle of the South Atlantic Ocean. :)
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Thursday Sugar Bowl ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:20,
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Wow
Very pretty. Awesome stuff.
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wayward. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:28,
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Thankyou
:)
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Thursday Sugar Bowl ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30,
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Very nice
You're in the forces aren't you? Were you there for work?
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:35,
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Yes.
Got back last July after 13 months down there, overall spent 3 years down there just about. It is truly a wonderful place :)
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Thursday Sugar Bowl ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37,
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these are lovely.
Nice to see another of your collages.
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:38,
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Thankyou.
Its nice to know they are appreciated...and i can do pretty collages, not just ones of tanks and guns ;)
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Thursday Sugar Bowl ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:41,
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Huzzah!
Is the beach dead man's?
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malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53,
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benefits of being a robot #452
a natural resistance to nicotine addiction
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:17,
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heh heh
smokin :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:18,
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its robot o rama round here lateley
nice piccy
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:19,
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I've just written a note to Mystery Bob.
I found a robot related present for him in the Tate Britain. Sending it off to him tomorrow - hurrah!
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:22,
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mystery bob's revamp of makemearobot.com
got me back in the robot mood :)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:25,
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class!
cracking set of baps too
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:23,
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pffft!
i fear they've taken the 'lift and separate' idea too far
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:33,
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just think about all the flashage ;)
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37,
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brrzzt w00!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:33,
archived )
yay!
i love your robots
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Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02,
archived )
Can it be?
EDIT: Missed my 2000th post despite having been SOOO carefully checking of late. Buggery.
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:08,
archived )
crow tiem?
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:08,
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Probably
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:40,
archived )
OMG!
my missing bird! yes indeed!
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JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:09,
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Ooh!
*has new crow pictures*
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:09,
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Come on then, out with them!
I'm craven to see them
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Baron Samedi - sale must end ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:10,
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Maybe later
I want to try a subtle crossword.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49,
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Probably
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:12,
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cor cor !
sorry.
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:14,
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That's no moon...
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huntersbar ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47,
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RPS?
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Or is it? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:56,
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It's a frog. Or a Dog.
Oh. Maybe a Doad? Or a Tog?
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58,
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"juvenile pillockery"
class
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:00,
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How's the job
now that it's not new any more.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:01,
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"time consuming"
it`s proper work, so no dossing about time, and the bandwidth is monitored to fuck on account of it being 1.5Mbps for the entire floor so that`ll be no weekday b3ta for me! don`t really have time eeeeeeeethur :( but so far it`s been OK - cobbled together system with more bits than an exploded octopus and I`ll soon be going on call at nights as well :/ hopefully they`ll pay me this month too!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03,
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You are a geek?
I am surprised, I always thought that you weren't, what with having a dial up, etc.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:05,
archived )
I`m on 2Mb broadband mate, hopefully upgrading to 24Mb in a couple of months
but currently have a 30GB cap, and my PC is still pretty good I run a squid caching proxy here so all the computers don`t have to nip onto the net every time to download stuff, and block adverts on this server so none of the computers waste bandwidth downloading them - I don`t agree with the whole "get a faster connection" argument at all, given that you can max out a gigabit network using a simple ping! as said before, there`s no point having a Ferrari if you can only drive it in first gear because of the traffic I just remember what it was like to be on a modem and don`t think the FAQ recommendations are unreasonable; and to be honest, a 400K download of a rubbish 10 second paintmash is hardly an effective use of bandwidth, and a lot of stuff posted still (unfortunately) falls under that category but if somebody puts in a load of effort, makes something great, and it can`t be done in under 250K without looking shit, I don`t have a problem with that at all /rant rant rant
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:13,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:20,
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Don't encourage him.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37,
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Max out a gigabit lan using ping?
WTF?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:45,
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only takes a couple of standard 100Mb network cards and a bit of IP spoofing
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02,
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The "get a faster connection" argument is utter shite
seeing as how I can't around here
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:51,
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:( i miss having you to pick on
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:06,
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bully :P
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07,
archived )
watchit you!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:08,
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you!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:09,
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what me ?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:10,
archived )
yeah you!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:12,
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what about me ?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:13,
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i loves you :)
*hugs*
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:16,
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bless. *hugs*
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:23,
archived )
Where are you working now?
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07,
archived )
working in exotic, erotic Ealing!
bit less travel, and saves an extra 20 quid a week on tube fares, so not all bad have noticed I don`t cough as much - used to work in teh city under the smog cloud although it`s flippin` freezin
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:14,
archived )
how many brothels does it have ?
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:15,
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errr
none, apparently hmm that can`t be right
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:18,
archived )
hahaha
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:19,
archived )
should be next to your name ;)
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03,
archived )
I`ll be 40 soon!
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:04,
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don't look a day over 50 ;)
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:04,
archived )
could be worse then
just waiting on the viagra pills arriving..
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Reckless_Rik ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:06,
archived )
tooo much infomation !
dirty dirty boy
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07,
archived )
arr!
and what what do you call this?
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JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58,
archived )
A Fronine
But I'm not happy with the name
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Or is it? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:01,
archived )
It's a golden
retreefrog
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:02,
archived )
Ha ha
your username makes the title all teh funney
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:41,
archived )
Lovely, dear.
Woo!
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Mobius Donut ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23,
archived )
My dog is being attacked by the evil shoebox!!
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JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:54,
archived )
it looks like a penguin
..i don't know why.
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lucyloo ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:00,
archived )
^This^
I thought it was in an igloo.
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Vikingheadache ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:02,
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possibly
because the context of the photo given that the background looks like the inside of an igloo
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Sonic 2 and Knuckles ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:02,
archived )
Those Inuits,
how they love their Adidas trainers.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03,
archived )
the box was so cold it was mad...
so in the igloo he fought with my dog.. or penguin as you think
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JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07,
archived )
If Steven Spielberg had directed Kes
plus it would have had a shmaltzy ending
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shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:54,
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MORE JEWS!
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:01,
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kes
would be replaced with a walky talky
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Pigpen was 'ere on ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07,
archived )
Hehe
I'd buy that t-shirt
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wayward. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:10,
archived )
hahaha
I'll have a cap and a t-shirt and a McKes meal please.
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bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:43,
archived )
warm up your groaning muscles
hungover hummus joke/technique ratio being pushed to limits of acceptable.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45,
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I have never experienced that jest before.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:46,
archived )
HA HA HA
that's so silly and funny.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:47,
archived )
hahaha
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:47,
archived )
I suggest that this is the worst pun since my 'ex-box'
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:49,
archived )
hahahaha No way!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:53,
archived )
If you want to see a REAL bad pun:
www.b3ta.com/board/4064300 in the context of a series of eye-related puns
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Or is it? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:57,
archived )
Strange...
that bloke with the grin looks like my mate. One of your pics for source, or...?
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58,
archived )
in the inverse ration of punnery, does 'worst' men ''best'...
or... (brain melts trying to comprehend) thanks. I think. Or not.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:56,
archived )
He he he, that's terrible
Have an even crapper joke
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Baglady ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:55,
archived )
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:37,
archived )
Yayyyyyy!
Oh, but I have bad news for you.Littil Denzil was run-over just before Christmas.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:38,
archived )
Oh
that's horrible. I'm really sorry :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:39,
archived )
I know, he is muchly missed.
But I am so pleased he is still alive in Top Kittin form :)
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40,
archived )
Aww. Just Aww!
How do you get the kittin pics for these? is it a filter on a photo?
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:39,
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:)
It's painted in photoshop using a photo as a reference.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40,
archived )
Wow
Then i love them even more than I already did :D
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40,
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But its 2006
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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:42,
archived )
Best kittins of ....
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:44,
archived )
Terrorist!
Communist! Spy! Heretic! Witch!
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45,
archived )
doh!
Good point :) But I started the series in 2005... I'll probably go back and change them all when I'm done. I'm going to be posting hi-res versions that can be printed and stuck onto playing cards, I'll probably fix them all then.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45,
archived )
lullily mentil!
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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah! ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:42,
archived )
Aww, those are the cutest!
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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:44,
archived )
*loads gun*
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45,
archived )
just have a look that the barrel is clear
|:( edit - keep your finger on the trigger while you check
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:48,
archived )
obviously
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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:49,
archived )
use a hammer
it's more satisfying
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58,
archived )
don't shoot!!
(waits for bandwagon..... 5.. 4... 3....)
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TBL I posted this on ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:51,
archived )
The CDC
version was better
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Spongeblunt Indeed sire. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:52,
archived )
wonderfully drawn.
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:50,
archived )
yaaaaaaay! supir-kittins :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:59,
archived )
adorable
:)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:21,
archived )
Hooray!
Boks iss good!
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:41,
archived )
second try
not quite as good as the last one i think edit: and i have a 1024x768 150 DPI PNG if anywone wants
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Sonic 2 and Knuckles ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:18,
archived )
ooh, i like that
Linky to the first one? Edit: ah, here I think I like this second one better
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20,
archived )
Bliss is not Boy Gay.
It is silly make up for ugly girls.
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07,
archived )
oh and it's optimized
wooo!
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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile. ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:25,
archived )
Nice
png me!
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:37,
archived )
I like them about the same.
Email them to me at sandwich squiggle lordmanley dot comMUNIST!
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Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please? ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:47,
archived )
I love it
but it does look like you have written "c u n t" across it...
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collapsibletank procreates ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:18,
archived )
RPS: Completely unshopped except for croppage.
Put back into context, using the wonder that is AutoStitch, here .
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:14,
archived )
very nice
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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:16,
archived )
*knock knock*
hello, im a penis, am i in the right place? wooooo! to this
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Just Flange ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:17,
archived )
Come right on in!
As the actress said....
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:19,
archived )
hahaah
:D
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I_tickle_myself ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20,
archived )
Is it possible to tickle yourself?
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:21,
archived )
It's difficult
But possible
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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:27,
archived )
According to Brainiac
the only place where it is possible to tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth.
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sanity challenged ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:59,
archived )
Silly Caroline
Pen is not meeting!
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in vino veritas ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:17,
archived )
haha ^this
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Just Flange ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:25,
archived )
What's 'RPS'?
(
Laughing Boy ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:19,
archived )
Real Photograph Sunday.
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CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20,
archived )
Ah.
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Laughing Boy ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:23,
archived )
now that is a top find
woo!
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:30,
archived )
Lincoln?
(
drunkenoaf ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03,
archived )
Yes, what of it?
(
CaroWallis ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:12,
archived )
blimey
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Confused, would we? doesn't know what time it is at ,
Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:12,
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