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# Once again..
Severe accusations of abuse of Iragis by US and UK Forces..

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Barry Chuckle?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# ooh thats nice
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)
# waits
for the cdc
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# GC
Y'all!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)
# ^^
This.

Is this shopped even?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)
# counts.
1,2.......
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)
# ..3...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# and on that note
Mr Blair would like to inform you all that in exactly a week (minus eleven minutes)it will be:

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)
# ZOMGLOLZ!!!!!11!!1!1one
/very excited
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# it's going to be ace
keeps growing and shrinking as people finalise plans. Shame Quirkafleeg can't make it.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Aww, he can't?
Tis a shame indeed.
I'm trying to talk MrA into joining the malarky.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:29, archived)
# bring em all!
every single person you know. As long as they haven't got scurvy.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:32, archived)
# hahaha
he was the one that originally missed it and that we had to do it over for
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:36, archived)
# erm, i suspect we've all seen it ta
might be worth having a read of the faq

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Sorry...
Hadn't seen that. I just thought it was perfect potato-shop sauce material.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# you're absolutely right that it is
i think there was a board full on the day the event happened... the problem with b3ta is someone has usually got there first, both pointing at the good source images and editing them :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# You'd have thought that Mr. Blair would have had aides to tell him things like...
'Now, Tony, if you put things in your mouth, there's a website that's going to mercilessly take the piss out of you'.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# that reads very differently if you take the "e" out of "aides" and capitalize it.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Pfft!
"You'd have thought that Mr. Blair would have had aides..."
Controversial! Can I quote you on that? ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# That's so incredibly glasscock
it's plastic
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# That one looks original, have this one?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Does that nurse have a conjenital cock growing from her temple?
*would*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Here's..
one I made earlier..

A pearoast..NSFW
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:07, archived)
#
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# RPS: Fr. Gaijintendo + sexy nun
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# matching pouts.....nice
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# That's Blue Thunder from him
and I do believe an attempt at Magnum from her.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# She doesn't look anything like Tom Selleck
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:25, archived)
# *cough*
Zoolander
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Uneducated upper facial hair of a honey producing insect.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Blue Steel
Shirley?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# It's cleqarly not Blue Steel.
With Blue Steel one turns one's head to the RIGHT.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:30, archived)
# don't remember this
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Don't worry
A good time was had by all.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I don't remember
putting on a sexy nuns' suit
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# I remember there being two of you
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Gosh.
He's prettier than I had imagined.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)
# His Russian beardy pic in his profile
probably gave you your misconception
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:57, archived)
# That has to do with the
being near a girl - replace her face with GMOS and the illusion is shattered.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)
# not necessarily.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Well, quite!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I guess he is a honey....
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# he certainly is.
in other news, i'm half-watching the luge at the winter olympics on the television. given that what they're essentially doing is sliding round an ice track on a tea tray at 90 mph, how exactly do they control themselves while they're doing it?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)
# directional farting
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
#
by well-timed farts

edit/Mindpiss!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
# really strong bladder sphincter muscles?
I'd piss myself at that speed. And at that temperature too.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# it would come out as a frozen shaft of urine, though.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Interesting...
I thought it would be warm, a la Dumb and Dumber on the moped (or was it lawn mower?)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# pilates?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Pontius?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# when I was a kid and subjected to the usual primary school christian bollocks around christmas time
I imagined Pontius Pilate to look like Darth Vader in Star Wars .. at the end, where he`s flying a Tie fighter with his little oxygen mask thing on
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:15, archived)
# like this, eh?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)
# it's twice as sexy now
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# My wildest dreams in pictoral form!
Just add a few more pretty male b3tans in there. *Swoons*.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Howsabout now?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Yowser!
More! More! :P
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Apparently this is SuperMatt
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# he don`t half make a good bird
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# yer
Fantastic tits and a nice arse too
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# you say that about everyone
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# The sexy nun looks a lot like me already.
Maybe I'll dress up for my 10000th post.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# draw on yourself with glitter
it's the new style!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:26, archived)
# But he's in Vietnam.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:27, archived)
# hahaha you cunt!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Who to do next?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
PHWOAR!!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# having, as a i do, a face like a bag of smashed crabs, i shall pass on this.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:13, archived)
# I'm sure that's just not true.
All people born on 11th September are GORGEOUS!
Edit: Damn, I got that wrong. You're on the 7th. Bugger.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Gibbon`s a babe
.. smells a bit though
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# i model my look on you.
*drools*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:20, archived)
# which explains why i was born on the seventh.
impressive stalking that you got the date so close, though :)

*closes curtains*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I'm thinking of having a huge Birthday Bash for September-born b3tans.
But I can't be bothered to start thinking about it until at least August. Sound good?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# we had a september babes thing last year with
staticgirl, clk and, ummm... a couple of others. keep me posted.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)
# doom cube is a september lass also
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Plus tico24, Cassidy, evil pixie, MissPrism and sunny_jimbob.
But I've not seen them about for for ages and ages. Probably all over at the other place.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# This year we'd have me, Curis and Fanj...
... more additions to the best birthday month of the year.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# me, also
I scrape in on the 30th.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# it's the most popular birth-month of the year.
something to do with being 9 months after christmas and the new year, apparently.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Yes, oh yes indeedy!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:24, archived)
# I am also a September baby
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:34, archived)
#
baby babe.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# GOD.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Gah!
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# COR!
wood (;
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Needs a shave though.
Unless you like the rough and ready look...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:56, archived)
# see above.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:58, archived)
# I remember meeting you randomly
on Princes St.! Hello!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# This would be acceptable!
Hello
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Nono, not you, him.
*points at drunkenoaf*
I'd quite like to meet you though, if only to steal your sexy nun friends.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Oh that was you!
With the b3ta t-shirt. I was on my way to catch the megabus to Glasgow.

If you're in Edinburgh Uni, join the EU *Shotokan* Karate club. All my sexy friends are from there.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ^This
I guess... oh, and I just thought you had an amazing memory for faces~!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)
# MEGABUS.
i saw a megabus in Brighton yesterday. it was the first time i'd ever seen one. are they any good?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Yes.
But they died in Edinburgh. Now I have to use Citylink. Expensive. : (
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Does karate involve exercise?
*shudders*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Yup.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:19, archived)
# COR!!
he's a looker!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)
[challenge entry] You all must've been at pub last night


img313.imageshack.us/img313/3844/brokebackfountainweb4ac.gif

With the exception of Sof, thanks Sof, this one seems to have passed you all by so Ive deleted it and posted again, I stayed up late to do it when I had a 12 hour shift at work ahead of me so Id like you to see it
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)
# sorry to call you a twat, but...
Twat! Deleting the original post and reposting it isn't any better than just reposting it. You're still pushing new art off the board!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:55, archived)
# well, when I say art, about 40% of it will contain a magenta cock, but...
you get the gist of it.
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# ^this
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# *
I kinda feel if nobodys seen it it is still new
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)
# that's not how it works i'm afraid
if you're desperate for it to be seen by the maximum number of people then wait until the board is busy to post it; it won't stay on the board as long then though
best to make something new and link to the old one, or put older ones in your profile or site for people to look through, or repost in a relevant thread
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:06, archived)
# tough,
just have to get used to it!(dont tell anyone but sometimes you can crowbar reposts into new compos.)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:07, archived)
# **
Oh well I live and learn, the pic was only meant to give someone a chuckle.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] aah well
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:57, archived)
# of course i was in the pub last night.
it was saturday.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:58, archived)
# i was still recovering from friday
and feeling sorry for myself... i am obviously getting old
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# bah,
i was recovering from friday, but still managed to go out. was entertaining as i was just getting into the drinking mood again when everyone else was smashed, and so free with money!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:22, archived)
# ...
I wasnt in the pub, i just didnt think it was anywhere near good....or funny.
Thers no need to show us the same crap again :D
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 20:44, archived)
# BANG !
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# ha ha ha
dear god
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Blanche!

Maggie Jones.. inspired by an earlier coronation st. pic.

...hiyas btw.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Still got it.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:51, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:52, archived)
# hahaha almost cute but quite quite repulsive. all at once.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Good one.
Looks just like her!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:10, archived)
# A crossword.


Across
1. Affectionate. Without arms.
2. Prehensile.
3. Camel-like.
4. Gegs
5. Sounds like somebody might have had one.
7. There's no need to rearrange.
10. A panel or broom.
12. A Ranger scares the cow.
13. Efes, for example.
15. Stunned to discover. A treatment.
16. See 21 Across.
17. Sign in, access.
18. Just good friends.
21. (& 16 Across) Moose in the wilderness, a partial disease.


Up
5. An attack, turned back.
6. Belgians wouldn't want to.
7. Lemonade.
8. Yellow and floating.
9. Jimmy and Lenny, and I'll tell you how.
11. Mixed up berry. Don't throw it.
12. Johnny Be Good.
14. Mayonnaise and Fruit. A cabin.
18. Education, education, education.
19. Channel, precision.
20. Correction, punishment. The Ultra care.
21. February seems too cold?
22. Two fat ladies. Is Edna going cold?
23. Somewhere within it all. A brat.
24. This clue says it all.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# keep your juvenile pillockry off the board!
thats quite good. *prints*.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I should make this clear.
This is NOT a crossword, it's a joke.

It may be too subtle?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I'm printing it for my dad
see if he gets it, the crosswordhead.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:52, archived)
# I really, really do not get it
*feels retarded*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# is this like one of those riduculously cryptic ones
like out of the guardian or something? cause they're hard :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49, archived)
# There is a seven up
and the clue is lemonade!!!

you loon!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)
# That's the whole of the joke I'm afraid.
Sorry.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# haha
that is possibly the biggest build up for the crappest joke ever...... i was rackin my brain for ages
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I thank you.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Please make your user name shorter
You juvenile pillock.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:03, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# round 4
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Haha! I love it!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:42, archived)
# cheers :)
gladly the idea is still working :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Fantasticness
Woo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:44, archived)
# thankee muchly
:)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:46, archived)
# ace!!!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:44, archived)
# cheers
hopefully i'll put an end to that whole 'who came first' thing
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Hahaha
woo! Surprise samurai egg!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# the way i figure
anything with a surprise samurai needs to be done :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:48, archived)
# I'm guessing
eggcellent has already been said.
woo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49, archived)
# strangely enough, you're the first
have a jaffa
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Sweet!
You are too kind.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# haha
*cheers*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:00, archived)
# good one:D
here, have a woo
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Eggs yeah!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:12, archived)
# ....
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# probably
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Perhaps.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Perhaps
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Perhaps


/Coupling
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
# well finished.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
# The first series of that was ace.
The last one was pants as pants could be.
And not even good pants like Mr. Veitch's.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:34, archived)
# I liked it until Geoff left and did adverts for Microsoft
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Jeff was the best character.
I refused to watch it after he had left.
Baboo! Baboo baboo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37, archived)
# It was shit after he left.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Haha - just found this quote on the BBC site:
""I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# *sigh*
The good ol' days...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49, archived)
# what, pudding?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:50, archived)
# mmmm pudding
mmmm breasts
mmmm television
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)
# In that order?
Actually, I don't think I could put those in an order.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)
# TV can wait
pudding and breasts cannot.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:54, archived)
# That sounds about right
then again, if it were something like Lost, I think that might trump breasts. But that may just be because I can get breasts any time, you know? It's not a limited access type of thing. But pudding, man, pudding's ace.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:57, archived)
# so in order
Pudding, breasts and then TV. Good work.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)
# But sometimes
Pudding, TV, breasts
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:59, archived)
# never!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Did you not appreciate my explaination?
I think it has to do with supply and demand. Or availability. Something along those lines.
OH MAN
I just realized I can have tv, pudding, and breasts all at once.
Man, those are good times.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:08, archived)
# My sister just randomly started talking about Coupling
"coupling is soooo much better now that i'm not... like 9"
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:21, archived)
# more then likely
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# ahhhhhh !
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# In all probability
fascist beasts that they are
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:32, archived)
# yup
probably
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:40, archived)
# oh my god
you're such a cunt and i hate you
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:44, archived)
# RPS - Continuing the weekly collages...

This week a return to views of Ascension Island, a tiny little pebble of volcanic rock in the middle of the South Atlantic Ocean. :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Wow
Very pretty. Awesome stuff.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Thankyou
:)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Very nice
You're in the forces aren't you? Were you there for work?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Yes.
Got back last July after 13 months down there, overall spent 3 years down there just about. It is truly a wonderful place :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37, archived)
# these are lovely.
Nice to see another of your collages.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Thankyou.
Its nice to know they are appreciated...and i can do pretty collages, not just ones of tanks and guns ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Huzzah!
Is the beach dead man's?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:53, archived)
# benefits of being a robot #452
a natural resistance to nicotine addiction
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:17, archived)
# heh heh
smokin :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# its robot o rama round here lateley
nice piccy
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# I've just written a note to Mystery Bob.
I found a robot related present for him in the Tate Britain.
Sending it off to him tomorrow - hurrah!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:22, archived)
# mystery bob's revamp of makemearobot.com
got me back in the robot mood :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:25, archived)
# class!
cracking set of baps too
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# pffft!
i fear they've taken the 'lift and separate' idea too far
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:33, archived)
# just think about all the flashage ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37, archived)
# brrzzt w00!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:33, archived)
# yay!
i love your robots
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Can it be?


EDIT: Missed my 2000th post despite having been SOOO carefully checking of late. Buggery.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# crow tiem?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Probably
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:40, archived)
# OMG!
my missing bird! yes indeed!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Ooh!
*has new crow pictures*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# Come on then, out with them!
I'm craven to see them
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# Maybe later
I want to try a subtle crossword.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Probably
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# cor cor !
sorry.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# That's no moon...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:47, archived)
# RPS?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# It's a frog. Or a Dog.
Oh.

Maybe a Doad?

Or a Tog?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# "juvenile pillockery"
class
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# How's the job
now that it's not new any more.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# "time consuming"
it`s proper work, so no dossing about time, and the bandwidth is monitored to fuck on account of it being 1.5Mbps for the entire floor

so that`ll be no weekday b3ta for me! don`t really have time eeeeeeeethur :(

but so far it`s been OK - cobbled together system with more bits than an exploded octopus and I`ll soon be going on call at nights as well :/ hopefully they`ll pay me this month too!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# You are a geek?
I am surprised, I always thought that you weren't, what with having a dial up, etc.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:05, archived)
# I`m on 2Mb broadband mate, hopefully upgrading to 24Mb in a couple of months
but currently have a 30GB cap, and my PC is still pretty good

I run a squid caching proxy here so all the computers don`t have to nip onto the net every time to download stuff, and block adverts on this server so none of the computers waste bandwidth downloading them - I don`t agree with the whole "get a faster connection" argument at all, given that you can max out a gigabit network using a simple ping! as said before, there`s no point having a Ferrari if you can only drive it in first gear because of the traffic

I just remember what it was like to be on a modem and don`t think the FAQ recommendations are unreasonable; and to be honest, a 400K download of a rubbish 10 second paintmash is hardly an effective use of bandwidth, and a lot of stuff posted still (unfortunately) falls under that category

but if somebody puts in a load of effort, makes something great, and it can`t be done in under 250K without looking shit, I don`t have a problem with that at all

/rant rant rant
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:20, archived)
# Don't encourage him.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Max out a gigabit lan using ping?
WTF?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:45, archived)
# only takes a couple of standard 100Mb network cards and a bit of IP spoofing
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:02, archived)
# The "get a faster connection" argument is utter shite
seeing as how I can't around here
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:51, archived)
# :( i miss having you to pick on
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# bully :P
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# watchit you!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:08, archived)
# you!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:09, archived)
# what me ?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# yeah you!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# what about me ?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:13, archived)
# i loves you :)
*hugs*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:16, archived)
# bless. *hugs*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Where are you working now?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# working in exotic, erotic Ealing!
bit less travel, and saves an extra 20 quid a week on tube fares, so not all bad

have noticed I don`t cough as much - used to work in teh city under the smog cloud

although it`s flippin` freezin
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:14, archived)
# how many brothels does it have ?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:15, archived)
# errr
none, apparently

hmm that can`t be right
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:19, archived)
# should be next to your name ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# I`ll be 40 soon!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# don't look a day over 50 ;)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:04, archived)
# could be worse then
just waiting on the viagra pills arriving..
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:06, archived)
# tooo much infomation !
dirty dirty boy
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# arr!
and what what do you call this?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# A Fronine
But I'm not happy with the name
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# It's a golden
retreefrog
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Ha ha
your username makes the title all teh funney
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Lovely, dear.
Woo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 19:23, archived)
# My dog is being attacked by the evil shoebox!!
EVILLLL I SAY
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# it looks like a penguin
..i don't know why.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:00, archived)
# ^This^
I thought it was in an igloo.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# possibly
because the context of the photo given that the background looks like the inside of an igloo
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Those Inuits,
how they love their Adidas trainers.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# the box was so cold it was mad...
so in the igloo he fought with my dog.. or penguin as you think
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] If Steven Spielberg had directed Kes




plus it would have had a shmaltzy ending
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:54, archived)
# MORE JEWS!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:01, archived)
# kes
would be replaced with a walky talky
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Hehe
I'd buy that t-shirt
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:10, archived)
# hahaha
I'll have a cap and a t-shirt and a McKes meal please.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:43, archived)
# warm up your groaning muscles
hungover hummus joke/technique ratio being pushed to limits of acceptable.

(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I have never experienced that jest before.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:46, archived)
# HA HA HA
that's so silly and funny.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# I suggest that this is the worst pun since my 'ex-box'
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# hahahaha No way!
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:53, archived)
# If you want to see a REAL bad pun:
www.b3ta.com/board/4064300
in the context of a series of eye-related puns
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Strange...
that bloke with the grin looks like my mate.

One of your pics for source, or...?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# in the inverse ration of punnery, does 'worst' men ''best'...
or...

(brain melts trying to comprehend)

thanks. I think. Or not.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:56, archived)
# He he he, that's terrible
Have an even crapper joke


(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:55, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Yayyyyyy!
Oh, but I have bad news for you.
Littil Denzil was run-over just before Christmas.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Oh
that's horrible. I'm really sorry :(
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I know, he is muchly missed.
But I am so pleased he is still alive in Top Kittin form :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Aww. Just Aww!
How do you get the kittin pics for these? is it a filter on a photo?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:39, archived)
# :)
It's painted in photoshop using a photo as a reference.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Wow
Then i love them even more than I already did :D
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:40, archived)
# But its 2006
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Best kittins of ....
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Terrorist!
Communist!
Spy!
Heretic!
Witch!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# doh!
Good point :) But I started the series in 2005... I'll probably go back and change them all when I'm done.
I'm going to be posting hi-res versions that can be printed and stuck onto playing cards, I'll probably fix them all then.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# lullily mentil!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Aww, those are the cutest!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:44, archived)
# *loads gun*
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:45, archived)
# just have a look that the barrel is clear
|:(
edit - keep your finger on the trigger while you check
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:48, archived)
# obviously
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:49, archived)
# use a hammer
it's more satisfying



(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:58, archived)
# don't shoot!!


(waits for bandwagon..... 5.. 4... 3....)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:51, archived)
# The CDC
version was better
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:52, archived)
# wonderfully drawn.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaay! supir-kittins :)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# adorable
:)
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Hooray!
Boks iss good!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:41, archived)
# second try
Image hosting by Photobucket
not quite as good as the last one i think

edit: and i have a 1024x768 150 DPI PNG if anywone wants
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:18, archived)
# ooh, i like that
Linky to the first one?

Edit: ah, here
I think I like this second one better
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Bliss is not Boy Gay.
It is silly make up for ugly girls.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:07, archived)
# oh and it's optimized
wooo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Nice
png me!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:37, archived)
# I like them about the same.
Email them to me at sandwich squiggle lordmanley dot comMUNIST!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:47, archived)
# I love it
but it does look like you have written "c u n t" across it...
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:18, archived)
# RPS: Completely unshopped except for croppage.

Put back into context, using the wonder that is AutoStitch, here.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:14, archived)
# very nice
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:16, archived)
# *knock knock*
hello, im a penis, am i in the right place?

wooooo! to this
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Come right on in!
As the actress said....
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# hahaah
:D
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Is it possible to tickle yourself?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:21, archived)
# It's difficult
But possible
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:27, archived)
# According to Brainiac
the only place where it is possible to tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:59, archived)
# Silly Caroline
Pen is not meeting!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:17, archived)
# haha ^this
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:25, archived)
# What's 'RPS'?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Real Photograph Sunday.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Ah.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:23, archived)
# now that is a top find
woo!
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Lincoln?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Yes, what of it?
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 18:12, archived)
# blimey
(, Sun 12 Feb 2006, 17:12, archived)

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