i don't care what day it is
you can't pitch your caravans their.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:44,
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ok
mumble mumble barn incoherant gibberish 5 minutes rhubarb rhubarb cunt
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:54,
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like i said
mumble mumble barn incoherant gibberish 5 minutes rhubarb rhubarb cunt
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:57,
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Fire run away
We had a little fire in ealing on wednesday, local newspapers report shoppers running away screaming..... the same shoppers that all stood across the road rubber necking??
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:39,
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We had a little fire in ealing on wednesday, local newspapers report shoppers running away screaming..... the same shoppers that all stood across the road rubber necking??
Hahaha
/edit: that reminds me of that flying head that shoots fire from its eyes that turns up on a lot of websites
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:47,
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/edit: that reminds me of that flying head that shoots fire from its eyes that turns up on a lot of websites
No you silly
That says "Crisp Office".
It's where you go to argue about who makes the best crisps. 100% of fact.
'ning all!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:54,
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It's where you go to argue about who makes the best crisps. 100% of fact.
'ning all!
Shit i live in ealing and missed that!!!!!
Alcohol induced coma no doubts!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:29,
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Cor!
too many of those last night, his googly eyes are hurting my brain
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:36,
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i've never tried the stuff again
since i was 15, had one sip and pulled a face
like a bulldog chewing a wasp box :)
never gone back
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:40,
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like a bulldog chewing a wasp box :)
never gone back
pfffffffffffffffffft!
i'm colouring your paddy day Andrew, it's keeping me busy :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:53,
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*awaits with baited breath*
*takes bait out of mouth*
*still has fishy breath*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:05,
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*takes bait out of mouth*
*still has fishy breath*
look out or they'll offer to tarmac your driveway too
thieving pikey cunts
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:35,
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ha ha!
*breaks out the leftfield*
dun da da dun da da dun
dun da da dun da da dun
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:47,
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dun da da dun da da dun
dun da da dun da da dun
begorrah! summat for you all to colour in.
beeforsalmon 3.15 Cheltenham *winks*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:19,
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beeforsalmon 3.15 Cheltenham *winks*
to be sure, to be sure
happy Paddy's day.
surprised google have done bugger all as they even managed a daffodil for Welshday.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:22,
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surprised google have done bugger all as they even managed a daffodil for Welshday.
!!
probably the first time i've refused to put my cock in something....
oh what the heck
*inserts*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:20,
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oh what the heck
*inserts*
if you plug it into the mains, you really do get a shuddering fuck!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:33,
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Haven't seen that one.
*goes looking*
Typing 'sex toys' into Google for this compo has been a bit of an eye-opener!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:24,
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Typing 'sex toys' into Google for this compo has been a bit of an eye-opener!
I did see that one. Brilliant!
What's it got to do with Clarkson?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:40,
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Controversial Logo
Apparently the slanty N is causing trouble with the Notts population, claiming that it doesn't represent the population of Nottingham. Perhaps they would be a little more positive about it if they were to discover that in the original design spec doc it was to be followed with a slanty W and a slanty A.
Clearly it is time for another look at the original logo, and to truly capture the feel of the Nottingham experience.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:58,
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Clearly it is time for another look at the original logo, and to truly capture the feel of the Nottingham experience.
Touchers
Each time I visit the b3ta bo4rd its like decoding another, largely incomprehensible language. Thank you for maintaining this fine tradition.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:04,
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go ask the foreman for a long weight will ya,,
and a glass hammer while you're there...
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:10,
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HAH! sod off, im not falling for that,
right, im off to get that tartan paint the gaffer told me about.........
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:22,
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no it broke
last week when you stuck it in the Ronson & hedges wrong-cocker majolicker!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:11,
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yeah and Eric Clapton could sing the anthem...
... I shot the Sheriff
or they could drag Bob from the grave
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:09,
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or they could drag Bob from the grave
I went down the pub last night
I am having trouble with the pixel art as well, but so far it is looped and it pulls out the nail
today is my birthday so I am going to the pub in an hours time
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:23,
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today is my birthday so I am going to the pub in an hours time
Hurrah!
Happy birthday! Fridays are a marvellous day to have birthdays on.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:26,
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Yay!
Far better than that umpteen million quid slanty N thing they proudly came out with for sure... I love living in Gun City UK :D
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:29,
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hahaha!
that's ace! i bet the tourist shop won't sell T-shirts of it though :(
Mind you, even the wannabe gangsters round here haven't got AK's. Yet.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:32,
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Mind you, even the wannabe gangsters round here haven't got AK's. Yet.
'ning tutt
and all, my what a creative week you've had, I particularly like the sneezing (?) dinosaur, have a belated woo
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:35,
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Haha some good stuff there
and 'ning
and because it's St. Patrick's Day
have a leprechaun, begorrah!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:43,
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and because it's St. Patrick's Day
have a leprechaun, begorrah!
And may all yer roads rise to meet yer feet
Oooo a guiness I could just drink one of those :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:09,
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No chance it's running on a regular schedule
so it can't be a British tram ;)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:49,
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Croydon Tramlink is most of the reliable
but truly made in Austria and attacked by chavs morlocks 'twixt Wimbledon & Croydon
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:52,
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lol en grapig!
sometimes A'dam has all the old trams going round the city.
It is hilarious.
Especially watching thefaces of bemused tourists.
[Mostly on Museumnach or Holland Festival]
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:14,
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It is hilarious.
Especially watching thefaces of bemused tourists.
[Mostly on Museumnach or Holland Festival]
They are funny little trams
A befriended tram conductor once told me that these trams didn't have a speed limiter (as the new ones in The Hague are maxed out at 72km/h), so in theory these buggers could reach 300km/h on a straight stretch of rails ;)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:18,
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hah
I would like to see that!
An then see it launched into the air as it hit the bend!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:27,
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An then see it launched into the air as it hit the bend!
I've seen that a couple of times
even at slow speeds
/edit: could it be a coincidence that google images shows almost exclusively The Hague trams for 'tram ontspoord'?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:34,
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/edit: could it be a coincidence that google images shows almost exclusively The Hague trams for 'tram ontspoord'?
ha ha ha
that is because amsterdam taxi drivers are insane
so the tram drivers are more careful*
* may contain traces of lie
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:44,
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so the tram drivers are more careful*
* may contain traces of lie
Ning one and all
Paper plane is very good, didn't see that before.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:55,
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morning you!
All set for tomorrow? Do you know what time you will be getting to mine for?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:26,
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Happy St Patricks Day..
because everyone in the world thinks their Irish.
woo to pic :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:31,
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woo to pic :)
'ning
Jeccy, I wanna see the figure in the picture throw a firebomb or somesuch
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:33,
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nah, it's not that real matey :)
I'd like to see him to the can-can actually, would perk me up no ends :D
'ning btw mate :p
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:37,
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'ning btw mate :p
Top 'O the mornin to you too
anyone else got a hangover from practising for St. Patrick's day last night?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:07,
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Significant other is all of the Oirish
Sent her off this morning with "Whiskey in the Jar" from Dan Foley's Irish Pub Songs & "comedy" irish yelling of the "don't be coming home fecking drunk" variety.
Now painting genitalia green
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:13,
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Now painting genitalia green
Not mine
The neighbour's
He'll be so surprised when he wakes up!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:28,
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He'll be so surprised when he wakes up!
"Arggh, they gan green!"
"What, have they gone rotten?" etc etc
Oh the humanity :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 8:30,
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Oh the humanity :)
After the success of the Anthony Worrall Thompson Camp Toaster..
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Pussycat, no!
Woo, and yay.
Also: Midget cockpunching terrorists
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 4:50,
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Woo, and yay.
Also: Midget cockpunching terrorists
Heh.
Been a while since I checked out the ol' uncyclopedia. Thanks. :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:51,
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*Ponders*
What mindfuckery is this now...?
I don't know who I feel sorry for the most, the mutant kitten(s) or their accursed flies.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:49,
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I don't know who I feel sorry for the most, the mutant kitten(s) or their accursed flies.
thats quite interesting
my only criticism is that parts of it are a little two dimensional
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:56,
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I think he means it feels flat
but I thought that was an intentional trick of perspective.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 4:27,
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but I thought that was an intentional trick of perspective.
Wow.
Miles Davis album cover. I don't know why, but that's the first thing that came to my mind.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 4:42,
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The lovechild
of Poison Ivy/an entwife and gollum, AICMFP.
But seriously it's pretty good; I especially love the twisty vines all over him/her/it.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:47,
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But seriously it's pretty good; I especially love the twisty vines all over him/her/it.
I haven't seen rainbow makeup like that before. Cool.
TJ: *waves to Rapitinui* Hello back!
One of my kittins is maek poos on the basement carpet. I think it's Bud. Apparently my housekeeping is not up to his standards, at least as it pertains to the litterboxes. :P
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:38,
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One of my kittins is maek poos on the basement carpet. I think it's Bud. Apparently my housekeeping is not up to his standards, at least as it pertains to the litterboxes. :P
heheh
I swear, they just do it to make a point.
How's Sweet these days?
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:47,
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I swear, they just do it to make a point.
How's Sweet these days?
fluffeh.
I need to let her out of her cage more. She's a carpet digger and a cord chewer so she doesn't get out as often as she or I would like. But she keeps busy rearranging things in her cage. :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:52,
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awww
post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 4:02,
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post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures, post some bunny pictures
Once in a while
I'm struck by the odd notion that you enjoy rabbits
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:53,
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yea can i get a ham and cheese pizza with a coke and two fries
and can someone please try and sort out that guy that keeps staring?...
oh.. ermm
yea, woo
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:40,
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oh.. ermm
yea, woo
*sells car, eats nanas, buys tonnes of new shoes and locks 'em up far far away*
*so far away that the only way you can get there is with a tonne of new shoes*
consider yourself pwned :P
*tip o the hat*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:54,
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consider yourself pwned :P
*tip o the hat*
Oooh, cool
Illustrator: Cool! Makes me wanna try my illustrator.
eXtReMe EyE mAkeEuP: Pretty! Pen and makeup both rock!
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 5:51,
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eXtReMe EyE mAkeEuP: Pretty! Pen and makeup both rock!
Nice eye make-up
I just stick a bit of mascara on thesedays and nothing as lovely as what you have done.
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 7:34,
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Sorry for the spam
I am not spamming or anything, but if you need webspace to post of B3TA then please email me on [email protected] and I will provide 500mb free.
Thanks .... please start flaming
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:05,
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Thanks .... please start flaming
Thanks
I own the actual server, I enjoy this place, I wanted to give something free back :)
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:10,
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FOR FUCKS SAKE
ITS CUNTS LIKE YOU THAT RUIN THIS LIBRARY
COMING IN HERE SELLING KIDDIE PORN AND CRACK TO THE PENSIONERS AND DISABLED WITH YOUR BAD AIDS AND GAY KITTENS...
oh. sorry. that's jolly nice of you. have some free crack and good aids...
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:38,
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COMING IN HERE SELLING KIDDIE PORN AND CRACK TO THE PENSIONERS AND DISABLED WITH YOUR BAD AIDS AND GAY KITTENS...
oh. sorry. that's jolly nice of you. have some free crack and good aids...
hahahaha!
My cat, Mungo, did that all the time but also with spew sometimes
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:36,
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I just love it
when I come home/wake up to find his box suspiciously empty, and a certain unmistakeable smell pervading the flat.
As for sick, he tends to eat that right up again straight away.
/gutter cat blog
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:53,
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when I come home/wake up to find his box suspiciously empty, and a certain unmistakeable smell pervading the flat.
As for sick, he tends to eat that right up again straight away.
/gutter cat blog
Mungo's dead now but I'm planning on buying a new place now
onnce I find somewhere affordable I'll be getting a new puss or two and yet again I'll have that stench. It's worth it for the furry wee bastards
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 3:08,
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Braw!
I wish these celebrations would happen on St Andrew's day or St George's day
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:46,
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*weeps*
World wide St Andrews Day would be better, imagine having pints of White and MacKay
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 1:51,
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Oh well,
no one here in the Inverness area celebrates St Andrews day but now that you mention it, I do remember when I was working down in in Manchester, on St Georges day and everyone had the day off apart from the company I was workig for at the time
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:43,
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Well, top o' the morning to ye.
It's just gone 3pm over here, so I imagine half the population of the inner city are already drunk.
*shudders*
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Fri 17 Mar 2006, 2:04,
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It's just gone 3pm over here, so I imagine half the population of the inner city are already drunk.
*shudders*
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