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# Blaine drops a floater....or two
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# smear!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# I really have no interest in this man, but what are the rules on going to the bathroom in there?
Is he wearing a nappy?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# he's smearing himself in it as if it were a rich jam
so it keeps him warm through continued anaerobic respiration.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# he said his system is empty before he goes in
so he wont need to go, but i'm not sure what's going on
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# You can't go thirty days without a poo, surely?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# he's
only in for a week isn't he?

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:49, archived)
# yeah
that'd be horrid enough
/enjoys regularity
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:54, archived)
# seven days without a poo
I can barely make.... scuse me need a shit... ok back... ... 5 minutes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:49, archived)
# he cleaned himself out
before he went in, so that he didn't need to #2 for a week.

bit like when you go to glastonbury, if you want to hold on you can :)

he's got a catheter or something for #1s

i like that he's not doing anything in the uk anymore after the well deserved abuse he got last time.

stupid blaine - man is not fish
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Where did the fraggles go?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# That's brilliant!
I wonder what fraggles taste like?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Doozer
Jizz
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# like chicken
slight KFC aftertaste...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Shite
then ?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:58, archived)
# That Fraggle Rocks!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Come to fraggle rock
grab a fraggle by its cock
Swing it round your head
Now the fraggles dead
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:07, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - NOW ONLINE
Evenin' all.

This week's challenge was suggested by We are the lemon and voted for by you.

Where Lost Things Go. Socks. Spoons. Car keys. You have them, and then you don't. What is that about? Show us why stuff goes missing, and what it gets up to when it's gone.

And once again, we're off.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# ohhh, this is a good one!
yay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:38, archived)
# sounds familiar...
bleh

NEEDS MORE AMBULANCE!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Everything needs more ambulance.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:50, archived)
# Ambulance?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:58, archived)
# Haven't we had this one before?
I'm probably wrong. But this feels like deja vu.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# that's what i thought
ho hum
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# I thought so too
then I realised I was thinking of the intro for this one
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I hope not
I did a word search on the relevant terms.

But I am fallible.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
#
fallible phallic
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:43, archived)
#
That too
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:44, archived)
# *kiss*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:47, archived)
# *gasp*

/jealous
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:51, archived)
# *knecks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:58, archived)
# I thought this one had been done a while ago? Oh well
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Sounds like a good idea.
Or does it?
I'll see what I can think of.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Oh please do.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# Bin dun
This was done last year on the 27th of April.

Edit: well very nearly.
www.b3ta.com/challenge/mysteries/
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Bets on the lazy entry for this one being the cast of lost holding lots of pens and socks and stuff
*gets shopping*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I saw a picture on flickr
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

But it wasn't this one
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
# such a handsome pair

*fwaps*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:36, archived)
# I'm furiously masturbating
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# not masturbating furiously?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:41, archived)
# I'm a very angry man
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:42, archived)
# oooh sexy! (:
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:44, archived)
# nope, not here
no such luck
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:45, archived)
# i was gonna say that

*huffs*

you tart.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# they`re ma speshul boyz
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:51, archived)
# james is mine
motherfucker! KEEP OFF!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:53, archived)
# not a chance
I cherish his cherries with all my ch..erub stuff
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:55, archived)
# Hold still I say!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:33, archived)
# this is fantastic!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahahahaha ace!~
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
# pfft .. bunny fingers man is the best
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# nice
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 20:14, archived)
# sorry...


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:24, archived)
# hahaha
inevitable. have a woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:30, archived)
# woo for the pic
and a yay for the Mr Jolly reference in your name.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:31, archived)
# greatest of all comic strips
huzzah
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:34, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Heheheheheheheheh :)
Great stuff, chap!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:17, archived)
# This pisses me off!
I wish people would post shopped images!!

Edit: Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
and please dont post unshopped pics
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:26, archived)
# but at least
Nuts now have something to print next week...

:-(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
they've nabbed a couple more from b3ta for this week's issue
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:28, archived)
# they art
c-nuts

lol rolfmayo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:29, archived)
# at least they aren't internutter
and the pages ARE glossy!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:30, archived)
# true, very true
and I suppose they keep teenagers buying kleenex thus supporting the economy.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Houpla!
Much woo and beyond. I wuv it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Don't run out of steam little suicide man......


Phew! Close call.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:04, archived)
# *Roffles a little bit*
tippidy tops
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# harr
woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:07, archived)
# haha
ace
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I likes
this series.
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Good.
But that's the last in the trilogy.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Series?
I been away and missed 'em...=(
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:15, archived)
# The others are both on the popular page
if you wish to look.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Hah!
The barbed wire one is top ace wooness
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:27, archived)
# I love these
:D
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:18, archived)
# aceness in gif format
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:25, archived)
# ^
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:26, archived)
# All the woos, yays and houplas I currently have available!*
*clicks*

* May be 3**
** May not be true
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Nice work..
Your site is good. Your work is good. Especially bisskitz :)

You have all teh applauds.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahaha, great!
I love heavy objects falling on cartoon characters. Woo for that bloody mess!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:56, archived)
# I found a groo.
this is my first groo

testing testing one two three...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# hello bristol..
just left there for the sunny shores of ...ummm.....Stroud *cough*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# So..
you're Stroud 'n' Proud?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# how strange
and hurrah for being a Tom in Bristol
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# scritch, creak, scatch
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I can see his
peaniss.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# He knows you're looking
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# That's so strange
the Internet is probably hurting somewhere from it.

Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Is he a neutered?
I find his lack of testes disturbing...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# also
he only has one pube
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# I think that's his bellybutton
If you press it he explodes
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Isn't that his navel
?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
#
/stands corrected
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:01, archived)
#
/stands across the room watching
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Spacking Day
spackage
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:44, archived)
# They made me do it, guv'nor!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
# hooray
for spackage
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:49, archived)
# And they're *slightly* out of time
So it makes you go mad if you try to look at them both! Yay!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Take this...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:53, archived)
# *is disturbed*
Magnetics division?!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Be very afraid...
...if you have a metal skull.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:15, archived)
# have both
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:55, archived)
# That's worryingly sexual...
*rubs thighs*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:00, archived)
# i see your spack, and raise you this
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Argh!
I just made a deposit...
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:01, archived)
# all over the floor
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# I met him
He was in a right crappy mood giving autographs
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:06, archived)
# which one?
ice cube, howard or spacking ben?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:09, archived)
# who you say ?
must be Ben , he's always a grumpy fucklet
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:33, archived)
# possibly because he's a


(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Spacktastic!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:10, archived)
# it am spack teime?


yay!!!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worry, I'm not a Goth or anything.....
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# oooh!
i forgot this compo was still on, well done bigots!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Mr. Gimp goes to the Escher museum!

With sexy results, I know it's bindun a million times but who cares
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Mazogs!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Cloooon!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:21, archived)
# *Is afraid*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# that's rather nice
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:36, archived)
# pfffft
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Haha ace!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# that is my favorite woo/yay ever
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheers : )
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Very nice!
I like your drawring style.

'Ning!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:28, archived)
# 'Ning
Ta!

Nice FP
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# Thanks!
Twas a pleasant surprise
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Too bad all the best people have 2 FP's
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# or 5
like me and Dave the Hat
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:35, archived)
# *envies*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# 3 of mine
were in the early days when it was much easier to get them
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Actually I did have 3 from last year
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# 4 of mine
were in 2003
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:41, archived)
# woo
most scary
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Idea By MrKane/Realisation by A.Andrade. [Biro on Paper]

For those what like it, a bit of gentle surrealism.
For those what are philistines, a perfect CDC opportunity.

[leveled & colourised in tattyshop]
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:20, archived)
# woo!
I am what like it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Nicely biro'd
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Yay
top work!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:24, archived)
# woo yay!
Something i can actually look at whilst eating my dinner on this page. :o
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# that's good
And warrants a cleek, which is what I gave it, oh yes.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I do like teh CDC but,
This is quite pleasant to look at. Good job!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:29, archived)
# lovely
woo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# You know it's almost summer...

...when the girls start showing their belly buttons.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Crivens!
It looks warm in Hull there
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Christ!
Someone call a Paramedic!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Eeeewwww
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:16, archived)
# spufftastic
chunk
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:23, archived)
# MMMMNNNGH!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:25, archived)
# IT BURNNZZZZ........
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:30, archived)
# ha :)
we've got that picture on our fridge
to remind us of the dangers of overindulgence

doesn't get paid much attention mind :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:34, archived)
# There's overindulgence
and there's ^^that
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:45, archived)
# good god

I feel queasy again
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:40, archived)
# ye gods
what part of her is that??
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:43, archived)
# It is
her cute lil tummy
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:46, archived)
# That's a penis
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Waffle waffle
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# click to activate what now?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# and.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:43, archived)
# ah...
best of all the activations.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:44, archived)
# sorry to tj,
but i have a feeling (most of) the /talk crowd won't want to be v. will be even less helpful if i ask them.

i'm wanting to rip maybe between 30-60 seconds of a dvd to an avi. what's the best program to use/
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:40, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:42, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:42, archived)
# useful in theory
but waiting for an entire movie to rip, then having to scrub through it to find the 28 seconds I need is not fantastically efficient
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
#
nope, but gives the desired results
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Stick around, I am sure some kind person will help you
(unlike the two jokers above).
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:45, archived)
# My link is useful - just have to click it..
/edit: your anus is borked Nice hat!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Nope
it's my fingers that were borked.
Edit: In fact everything is bloody borked for me today.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
#
*unborks something for you*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:48, archived)
# thanks :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:48, archived)
# you can rip individual chapters with this
www.dvdtox.com/dvd_ripper.htm

i'm sure there may be a torrent somewhere :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# A doodle that goes out of control
is not always a bad thing :)

"DRINK SODA!"
DRINK SODA!
Clicky for bigger


Gonna try vectorising it later :)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# That's good.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Yay for line paper art!
Best of all linepapery stuff!

*clicks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Yay! Love you!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:08, archived)
# *Cries*.
Oh, you men, you're all the same.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:14, archived)
# Not true.
I don't have curly hair.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:15, archived)
# .... Yet!
We could have it arranged.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:17, archived)
# I see.
So it was curlers that you've got me?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Gosh No!
Much more exciting!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:37, archived)
# Couldn't stop myself from doing it
though I resisted putting a magenta cock in it somewhere.


Click for biggie

Edit: Oh yeah: woo to the original drawing.
And about that horizontal line on the right side of her hair... no idea where it came from.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Aggie want you for something..
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# *runs*
*throwing hand grenades behind him*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:27, archived)
# That is Paul O'Grady
AICMFP
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# kisses
gets bad aids.
dies.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:30, archived)
# the only known picture of Andy Warhol smiling

(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:24, archived)
# YAAAAYYYYYY!!!!

All your effort was worth it.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha!~
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:25, archived)
# w00t!


If only....
*clicks*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Hooray!
I love a happy ending!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I have spat Somerfield own-brand energy drink at my monitor.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:27, archived)
# eww!
probably the best place for it!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:33, archived)
# It's indistinguishable
from Red Rooster.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha
my opinion remains the same. I hate all "red bull'esq" drinks, I think they are the piss from satan after a month long drink and drug binge.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:50, archived)
# ace
so that is where he has gone. he doesn't seem to have been annoying me recently.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Davidson is a Bunt Cadger
I once had the pleasure of making sure he was nicely pissed up before he went on TV, he lives and works out of Spain now, I think, good bleedin riddance !
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:48, archived)
# O RLY?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Fanfuckingtastic
Another reason the UK should invest in space travel. Wooo
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
truly great
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
:)
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha.
Silly Jim Davidson. When will he learn?
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:31, archived)
# fuckin excellent
WOO
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# I only hope I live to see the day
Woo!
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:35, archived)
# This is the bestest
Make it run vetically, 280px wide so it can be FP'd!

edit - *clicks* anyway
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:36, archived)
# THIS ^^
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Good old Jim
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:46, archived)
# *titter*
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:51, archived)
# christ
that's good
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 17:47, archived)
# this is fab
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:16, archived)
# Hurrah!



oh, it's only a cartoon. Damn.
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:17, archived)
# if
only
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:22, archived)
# haha
excellent
(, Wed 3 May 2006, 18:42, archived)

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