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# Seasonal greetings!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# How long before some funny person CDCs that?
Not long I'd guess...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# it'll be ages before a *funny* person does it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:31, archived)
# noon Pot.
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Those CDCs
Each one is funnier than the last. We don't need originality anymore, we can just trawl through the archives and CDC everything.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:31, archived)
# this I am very much afraid
cdcs are fucking tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# no more cdc's?
ever?

war on cdc's?

the thing is, the more you try beat them down, the more they keep springing back up.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Know about funny web stuff? Fancy a job in telly?
Channel 5 are making a new TV show about comedy web stuff and I'm involved as a consultant. We're looking for a couple of researchers that A. Are free to work in London, B. Know where the funny web stuff is (we've looked under the sofa etc.) and C. Are very very keen to do a great job. You don't necessarily need a TV background, but knowledge of net humour pretty is essential. Send a short introductory note to office AT squaredonkey.com and mark it FAO: Sam.

That's sam and not spam you cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# love to
but naaaah (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:24, archived)
# also
not good for office-based Leeds-ites

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# nor us lincolnshire people
who hate research unless it meant actually going on TV

i'm a performer not an office monkey!! (;
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Ace hat!
Great animination!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# They're mostly Ironman's individual frames
with a little additional extras from me, and actually putting it together
this is just a test
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Gayer...
Alright me old china....?
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:39, archived)
# not too bad me ol' mucker
*fondles*

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:40, archived)
# There's not much going on there....
A dead bird never flies the nest!! ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# You won't
find any humour around here. Try the bbc website.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# or ask
the daily mail to send some of the HILARIOUS viral emails that they spend so long making*


*stealing from b3tans and removing the tags
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Thems is talented
newspaper chimps. Not that many people can use image editing programs. Or perhaps they airbrush it out with real airbrushes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# brushes made of air?!
that's a crazy invention, and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# stop
spamming. post a picture you n00b. read the FAQ etc etc...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# still not funny
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Sadly I lack on all three counts...
Do I get the job? Can Jim fix it for me??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Never found anything funny on the web
thought it was just for pron
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# There is some funny p*rn...
.....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# lolles
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# porn AND youtube vids of people falling over
I can normally wank to both
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# At the same time??
You got all the skillz!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I have no information about net humour I'm afraid
except that we're all cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# here here...
Well stated... You c*nt...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# ive devoted thousands of hours of study to net humour
my conclusion: magenta cock
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# They couldn't afford me.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# no sorry
I just do puns


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# But you do em the bestest of everybody...
Dave for 5, Dave for 5 etc etc... :o)

You could even give em your channel 5 post from a year ago ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# CHANNEL HAT!
its the future
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# ^this
squared
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Bless you all!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Bingo!!
You got the job!!! Do us proud...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# There's this great site
with dancing hamsters...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:31, archived)
# and the bubble wrap
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# and one with a big button it it that,... get this.... , does absolutely nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Don't forget the page that says
'This is the last page on the internet. Turn off your computer and go outside...'
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:44, archived)
# I know about funny web stuff
because I read the B3ta newsletter.

Hire yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# he he
*triples wages*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Just make sure Alan Sugar isn't heading up the project!
It may be a short lived Career... :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:37, archived)
# www.thisisacryforhelp.com
Do I win £5?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:44, archived)
# but the job description seems to fit you


Lives in London, knows where the funny web stuff
is . . .

edit: as pointed out by flowerpot. She's always
borrowing from me 'cause we are such good friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:45, archived)
# i'm not sure what he's doing up that tree
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Looks like...
...somebody beat him to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# HAHAHA
grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# What a nice day

for polishing the garden furniture
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:22, archived)
# hahhahaha
oh god i hope that's you or at least related to you
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Me
today
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# we're you on the cover
of that cartoon book that was going round here? The baby sitter.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Don't worry, it wasn't you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:38, archived)
# *stifles laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
# haha
that's a good way to get splinters
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Grandad....
Did you find me disco biscuits again??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:27, archived)
# "Nay lad"
"But come and have a suck of mi Werthers"
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Grand! Ace work!

Enjoying the sun!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I should be out there
Not in here
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:35, archived)
# that made me laugh like some kind of laughing person on drugs
the seat will be shiny!!!!

that is worth a vigorous throbbing *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:40, archived)
# The Alchamist searches for the Philosipigs Bone


By Josef Wright

from this b3ta.com/board/5893714
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahaha!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee are the CHAMpions!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# it's in his trousers!!
...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:19, archived)
# I like that
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:20, archived)
# enough of the political humour

*votes wasp box*
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# mmmmm.....
ham....

*drools*
(RetroUK My other sig is funny (and original), Thu 4 May 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Ye Olde...
...Toucher of the Hamme.

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:32, archived)
# sorry...
bear-left
(captain baldy, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# heh
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:05, archived)
# is that a repost
or did i see the exact same joke a while back?
edit : good effort though :oD
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# you did
see it before, can't remember who though
(prostheses, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# 3B's I think...
....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# bear with me?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# okay...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# wasn't me
but was in the last week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:34, archived)
# LEAVE THE FUCKING ROOM!
slowly, or running downhill*

* Running downhill is the best way to escape from bears, as their front legs or shorter than their rear, thus running downhil causes them to topple over.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:12, archived)
# Helicopters
are the best way to escape from bears.

Unless they're flying bears, in which case you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:16, archived)
# that must be lies
but pangolins can break a man's leg with one blow and they have razor sharp scales and they can roll into a ball like sonic and they can squirt bad smelling stuff like a skunk and they can walk on 2 legs and grow as big as a man. truely they are awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I have looked pangolins up
and they do look most awesome indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:41, archived)
# aaawwww
www.suprmchaos.com/pangolin_082102.jpg
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:54, archived)
# it's like a real pokemon
:D glee!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Doh!
I should have known someone else must have already done it!
(captain baldy, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# The latter....
But it's nicely done :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 15:09, archived)
# haha
yup
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Two hunters were driving to the woods to go bear hunting.
They saw a sign saying "Bear Left."

So they went home.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# arf!
:)
(captain baldy, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:14, archived)
# woo
pun tastic
(RetroUK My other sig is funny (and original), Thu 4 May 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Shoddy maps?
No, just an odd knocking noise...

(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Some of you older children might remember this . . .

You MUST click this too!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Duuuune..... Oh heck!!
Hahahha, tops as always hat-san...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Ninja edit...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Excellent!
Will there be some kind of trousers-falling-down misunderstanding in the next one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:38, archived)
# Or...
Drain pipe shining in a ladies dress action??
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# next one!
Oh Crivens!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Whoops Vicar, where's your trousers?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
but i refuse to click your link
it took me 3 months to remove the theme tune from memory last time
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:39, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrghhh!
just thinking about it has made me relapse!!
damn you!
where's my spice!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:40, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:41, archived)
# *shakes fist*
Enough of you and your mystical Bene Gesserit puns!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Who the bejesus are you?
And what have you done with teh King?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# haven't you heard?
the King is dead!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Who killed him?
Did he zombify like Oddjob DtH?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# It was Doctor When and his infernal hat machine
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:15, archived)
# I understand now
bbb has filled me in on recent events.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
#
I must not pun.
Punning is the mind-killer.
Punning is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my puns.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the pun has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
#
fear pun
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# done

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# I think that last line should be
"Only Dave will remain."
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Geyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# googler

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# coverter of ham.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# converter of ham?
See, I have converted this ham into purest gold!

For I am an alchamist!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Truly, you have the chemical uplaod codez.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahaha!
AlCHAMist!

Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:06, archived)
# What are you?
Some sort of Bene Gesserit ZenPunni priest?
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:54, archived)
# I want to read all the Dune books again now
but the thought of doing so fills me with a nameless dread
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Well then it's just as well
that you can recite the litany against fear.

I got to the last one thinking there would be another one. I mean, he wrote that a full TWO YEARS before he died! What was he doing in all that time. Hrrrmph!

Just read 'The Eyes of Heisenberg' in the pub the other day - was a good book too, although I think his best ones are 'The Green Brain' and 'The Santaroga Barrier'.

Frank Herberts TunaBoy...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Only
read the ones by Frank Herbert - the ones by his son Brian and that Anderson fella are rubbish...
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# oh, I have no intention of ever reading Brian's!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:26, archived)
# I have the second one on my desk right now
The first one was pants, but I need something to read on holiday that will let my brain cool down between jobs...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:33, archived)
# Ace!
Just finished reading all of the original Dune books...

Am now working through the inferior prequels written by Junior...

Edit - or in the voice of Sting, 'Terry and Dooooon'
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:47, archived)
# well now!
splendid, could do with more sandworms though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:48, archived)
# I was gonna . . .
but I din't!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# maybe for episode 2...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
ace

thanks very much Chief! Crumbs!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# arf!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# yes!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:55, archived)
# Hehehehe!
Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# puns are the mindkiller . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Yup!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:44, archived)
# By using one celebrity murder...
...a dead kangaroo, needle and thread, some string and twigs you too can make a real-life rolfaroo.



Trust me, your kids will love it.

*rolffles*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# Kill It!!!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
alternatively just get rolf to mate with skippy
(stone the crows, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# tie my rolfaroo down sport
please...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:32, archived)
# Screw the kids...
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# ROFL ROOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# but why
is there a hand coming from Rofls ear? (His right, our left) Im sure thats a thumb. Do i win anything?
(Legs 11 last got some loving on, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:33, archived)
# It's all part of the magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# You win new eyes
It is clearly a bit of tree
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# hmm hah hmm chah umch heh hah huh boip
woo
yay
hoopla

where can i get me one?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Rofl Harris
I can't stop thinking about this...

www.b3ta.com/board/5878562
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I've only bloody won!!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Ooh well done
Whats the prize
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# ...
bum sex?
(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# CDC delight...
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# The best yet
A rare copy of Kiki Dee and Elton John - Don't go breaking my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Statler&Waldorf I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# haha
not sure what you've won mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# 2000 lbs....
But it does state of....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
#
(IrateCorpse drifts in and out like an indecisive, warm fart., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:51, archived)
# I have created a new character
Should I do more?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Yes!
we need more of this on B3ta

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# his logic sucks
but i clickety for w00 anyways because jam is the natural partner of philosophy o//
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# What a fecking ACE thing to see
from returning from a two-pint of Guinness lunch!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:24, archived)
# braw!
Needs more chips!
(moff is where the love is the day my computer said.... Hello., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Ack! Cartesian fallaciousness!
Otherwise, woo! :)
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:44, archived)
# don't blame ron
he never had a teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Where lost time goes

'noons all
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# so true
so true :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# yup
sure does
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:21, archived)
# pinched your hat
look down there
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# you bastard :)
I need to finish my hamme hat, an learn pixel art to animate that one fully

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# sorry mate
I just duplicated the layer and changed hue
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:27, archived)
# no worries I have
no claim to it

it does look rather tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# I actually threw it together with you in mind
since you keep pestering Ironman
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:37, archived)
# spot on

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Shall you be bashing it next week Mr Wasp?
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:30, archived)
# cannae m'fraid Chunders
not happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:53, archived)
# No. Real b3tans
use Unix.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:53, archived)
# urgh
xgl sucks. real unix-ers use screen.
(eneville, Sun 7 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# George hated romantic sandy beaches
oh and his wife, aswell

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# haha
thas good that is.
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# That sir...
is fantastic !

*clicks
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Cockin' Ace
woo!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# OI
what you playing at sonny?

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# it was crying out for animating
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:26, archived)
# ha ha!!
so i see
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:34, archived)
# ha ha
I wish I had a wife just to do that.
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:18, archived)
# ha ha!!
class in a glass!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Hahaha
excellent stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# lovely stuff
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:20, archived)
# wooooo
*Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Extremely woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:29, archived)
# click clock....
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:42, archived)
# A donkey on a bike in the sky......as requested.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha!!
indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:06, archived)
# did the board
screw up for anyone else?

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:07, archived)
# not today
(yet)

yesterday it did.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# yes
I was stuck on cartoon time requests, and when it starts working again cartoon time is over and suggestion is left unconsidered!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hahaha
nicely done. I like the page number.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahaahahha
Love it

who's idea was that?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Mine!
well, my 2yr old daughters actually. We were playing 'what can we see to make you stop being bored in the car' and had found sheep and cows, when she announced that next she wanted a donkey on a bike in the sky...

You guess as to why is as good as mine.
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:43, archived)
# nice ass
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Ace!
Now do Scarlet being abducted by denizens!


Do you get the feeling I'm going to keep asking until you draw it?...
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Why so eager to see Scarlet bound and gagged?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Does that need an answer?
Plus denizens are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:50, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Pedro
is an ace name for a donkey.
(duck Quack !, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Beautiful!
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Thu 4 May 2006, 14:35, archived)
# similar:
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6742988194956129075&pl=true
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] dogs don't actually get lost, they have the power of invisibility

pea for teh compo
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Dear Brian Ftang,
I have recently returned from lunch and am perturbed that this has received exactly no woos!

Woo!

Love

Dave the Hat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:28, archived)
# and another woo then
because the curtain seems to be spelling 'CDC'.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:10, archived)
# I can't stop thinking about socks.
I must be dyslexic.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# if anyones found my car keys yet
i'd be eternally grateful for their return :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:49, archived)
# i have them here
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# what you need are some pendopeptides
but don't go paying celebratory prices
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I actually did find some keys on the tube last night
they live in my anus now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:57, archived)
# How do they smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Sweet
like sweetened pomegranite
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:11, archived)
# do you have to insert everything you find into your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# not EVERYTHING, no
but how else can I test things for flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:10, archived)
# on the tube of what?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# KY Jelly of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Found them!
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:54, archived)
# I would give them back but I dont have them,
I gave you your names individuality back though, is that close enough? :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Weasel13, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:03, archived)
# that's grand
thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I fucking knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Tarsus, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:48, archived)
# heh heh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# haha
he's pleased about it
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Woo-hoo
A newbie posting a good picture
CORRECTLY!

May the fourth be with you!
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Top notch!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Darth Vader says....

(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# roll on may 5th!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
*chokes chicken*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Don't know why...
(smerv, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:34, archived)
# hahahahaaha
who's that?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Charles Clarke of Course
woo
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# haha
that's quite wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# Good afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:26, archived)
# By far the best post today
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# haha
!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Arf!


(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# fan
tasticico
and woo
(kidb Not any more, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:29, archived)
# so funny because it's true!
TRUE I TELLS YA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:32, archived)
# YES!
..and HUZZAH for the 'Shoes!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 May 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# huzzah!
I hope this will turn into a series
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:42, archived)
# hahaha
super
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:50, archived)
# woo
i went to college with squarepushers brothers

(hamchicken&peas, Thu 4 May 2006, 13:55, archived)
# I went to school with him
FACT!
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:08, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! boogs, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Yay for Richard D James and Tom somethingorother
(I helped save b3ta! TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:17, archived)
# i have aphex twin's new album
its ace, but not revolutionary.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Thu 4 May 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Er....
what?
(Mazrim, Thu 4 May 2006, 15:21, archived)
# ^^ this
I have no idea who those two blokes are, or what makes this funny. Maybe if I knew or cared I'd find it funny too!
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 4 May 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Also this.
Wha?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 4 May 2006, 17:49, archived)
# image broke
unapproved
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 4 May 2006, 18:33, archived)
# That's a pretty good attempt
at drawing a redex
(I helped save b3ta! Calqhoon, Thu 4 May 2006, 19:11, archived)

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