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(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I did that in capitals to signify greater amusement
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# <H6>hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah</H6>
I attempted to display mine in big fucking letters to signify even greater amusement
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
#
haha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ha!
don'tcha!
don'tcha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
here - a new recruit!

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# i do like a nice mug of hot chocolate, don't you?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# drank from the furry cup
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# pop the cork and fill her up
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# FANNYLICKER!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# YES I AM.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# I prefer to suck on a big fat cock
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# FACT
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# if only i knew what the last word you typed was!
:P ha ha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# plop-plop
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# You should know
I was sucking yours last night
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# banjo-tastic
shallow end of the gene pool there...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# 54nchez3d!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Haha shes into scat!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# pfft like a gift that keeps on giving
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)
# hah!
now change the title to Scatz
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# *imagines accompanying piano music*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# haha
fuck my....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# WITH!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# and after all. it's what the fighting's all about...
/pink floyd

woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# US!
us! us! us! us! us!

AND THEM!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
#
But not him!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# heh, silly :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# woo
most daft
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# FAQ off
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Hard
so you can taste the bell.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# *imagines the 'blue-sky' meeting when some twat suggested using b3ta to create virals for them*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# That cock is red
How weird

xxx
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# loving you sig
it'sa good, it'sa good
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# A famous philosopher once wrote
class
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
#
That is theTaTs TM
official

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)
# Potatoes™?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# i had to change the spelling
as the original word pushed my over the nazi limit
of 10 sweary words on a page, thus effectively kicking
myself off the site :( thank gawd for the edit function
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)
# I can imagine that that'd be annoying.
I saw some tits in my garden, but they were scared away by the neighbour's cock. Now that cock keeps crowing very early in the morning and waking me. Bloody cock.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)
# Malcolm McDowell
aicmfp
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)
# Thats clearly not a cock
Cocks are magenta, everyone knows that.

Its some kind of dog maybe?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# I think you're right
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# But why would Branson tatoo "Essential research" on a dog for charity?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
# he should just stick to making pickle
although, i'm quite fond of his beans as well!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# I donno. I've always been a heinz man myself
*Fears change*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# I normally hate any other beans apart from Heinz
but co-ops own beans are the closest i've tasted (and they are only 17p)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# yeah sorry
bad day, dyslexic and colour blind today
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# dance branson,dance!!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)
# ARGGHHH
MY EYES.....
*mindbleachs*
*looks again*
*screams*
*repeats*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# Wooyay
And hoopla. But not panowie.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# harsh
but fair.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# ugly!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# the tangerine colour looks great on the blue though.
Really pops, which is good.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# *pops*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# *snaps and crackles*
How are you, my MRSAmore?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# i'm cool, enjoying a sweary free b3ta
also this made me laugh lots, pulled from some 2 bit news site..
"Virgin has pulled a competition running on a UK website aimed at creative geeks,
despite being warned of the response it was likely to generate."

YOU BUNCH OF GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# also
"for what it terms "the best stuff on the internet"

i take it they're not fans of b3ta in particular
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# I quite like being a 'Deisgner Type'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# For us IT types it's being stuck between a rock and a hard place post here.
What am I, an IT geek or a designer geek? Do I *have* to be any kind of a geek? I have no body odour, am married, don't like Star Trek or Buffy, have had sex and don't collect comics or figurines.

I'm so confused!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# I'm a self confessed geek
but I'm beautiful within...
*simpers*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# damnit!
i think i'm a geek......
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# no shit, sherlock
;)™
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# but i'm one of those cool geeks that everyone likes in a geeky cool kinda way
:P
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)
# *licks*
did i misread something again?
oh well
*licks more*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# I think of myself
as more of a nerd
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# iF YOU WORK IN IT
That's makes you inherently a geek.
It does. Also counts if you've built your own pc, have memorised ANY TV episodes of anything (simpsons, red dwarf, blackadder)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)
# Shit.
I think I once mentioned an episode of 'Monkey Dust'. I shall go and collect my geek uniform. :(
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# If you've even SEEN an episode of monkey dust
you are an uber geek ;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# *flops wrist*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# See, people tell me geeks are in.
No we're bloody well not.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# hey - less of the 'we'
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)
# wii!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# don't use that word in front of me
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# How bout piss?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# thats a better word to describe the new offering from nintendo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)
# have you played it?
on what are you basing you opinion?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# he's a man that prefers to hide behind a 6 pint jug
rather than experience "change"

he'll be buying a PS3 no doubt....

:P
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Too bloody right I will be.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)
# all are my personal opinion based on the the initial appeal (or lack of) of the line up games
they look gimmicky and wank. And no better than camecube games.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)
# Fair enough
The games do look like a lot of "novelty" stuff initially, and i think it's generally well known the Wii isn't a great step up from the GC
BUT look at the DS and how popular that is, despite lack of support.
I think it'll appeal to people who want to have FUN with their games and may be a surprise hit, in about a year.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)
# It almost certainly will be.
To be honest I started going off Nintendo products and games since the SNES (although I do own a GB micro). They just arent my scene anymore.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)
# You're a geek.
Otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Virgin says so. and you 'shop, that's enough for most people.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# b3ta is approximately 87% geeks. I am not one of them ;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Pug!
87% geek
13% Pug
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# That means my left arm is not geeky
Whoo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)
# *bums*

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# *toes*
Long story...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)
# fuckin ace
i like ver' much.
do you have a webby?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# www.myspace.com/redeyemonsta
....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Wow..
you spunk blood and custard..

Painful
Edit: woo by the way, me likey.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I love it
Love how the spray drips are at different angles
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE
COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE
COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE
COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE

repeat to fade
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# great!
you are starting to scare me. you mean the girl sucking loads of cocks picture yeh?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# You know what i mean!


The picture with all the intertwined cocks.

But that one would do too, yeah
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# fucking ace!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# ace!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Happy Hallowe'en 2006
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# that's really unpleasant
well done

it looks like serial-killer art
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# Why
does that crash my firefox? :(
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# it did mine too
it wants many, many plugins. many, many, many plugins.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# yes
poor firefox is made dead by it
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# Why would you do such a thing?
Why Morice? Why?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# damn you,
damn you all to hell
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# Whoah never seen a noob icon
AND a donater icon before :O *screenshots*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# He's a fast worker
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# good spot
and well done mr goat see
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# thankyou Sir
Think it's only fair to donate if i can get chuckles all day in return
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)
# Dontate to me
and I'll chuckle at you for hours on end. :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)
#
nice name, noob
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# Bum.
Looks like ANOTHER name change then...sorry Mr goat c
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)
# all OK in FF2.0
although taking a while to load the images
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Yeah...
It worked the second time - Maybe I shouldn't have been loading Photoshop and clicking the link at the same time? Mwu-ha ha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# yus
think it may be my crappy lappy that is the problem
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Bitch Slappy that Lappy befo' it gets Snappy
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)
# yo yo
fo' sho' homie
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)
# MMMMmmmm
Works on Mozilla Firefox 1.5.07

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# mebbe
/links

but it is ver' nice anyhow
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# if he made it as an arty project
he can post it here
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# well, yeah i concur
plus it is very nice, i like.
but on the links board it might get better coverage and maybe make it to the newsletter!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)
# I also agree with this
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I love you
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# X X
*feels a bit strange*

*touches self*

*lieks*

*asplodes!!!!*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)
# atually
the background is the scariest thing there
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# what a thing to wake up to...
'ning everyone!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# *glug*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# ooh lovely
buys eleventy
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Hahahahaa
the expression makes it!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# She clearly isnt getting paid enough
And its probabily still warm
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# do they still do homogenized hobo turds?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# not since mrs thatcher was prime minister
"maggie thatcher, homogenized hobo turd snatcher" they used to call her
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# i used to enjoy
collecting my homogenized hobo turd from the canteen every morning and sucking it through a straw.

i shall miss it dearly
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# I fucking knew it!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# FUCK HE HAS EYES IN HIS LEG!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Z O M G
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# ironically, I have legs in my eyes
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# I have smeg in my eyes
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# and foreskin for eyelids
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)
# *blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*spluff*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)
# No you fool
They're testicle spectacles
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# wallet and watch?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# NO WAI!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# Mike Nesmith
is a GOD

EDIT: I can't believe I had a crush on Mickey Dolenz when I was younger, he looks like a Krankie.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# hello stranger!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)
# OH MY GOD IT'S YOU
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# ha! you posted that on myspaz too!
miss me?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Always, my swarthy Thpanith bit'o'rough.
rawr.

Anyway, I may disappear abruptly as a lady from one of our clients wants to come to listen to the kind of queries we're getting and I've been picked on to be the person she gets to listen in to.

Ghey.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)
# compo it
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# nice :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)
# I Am All Teh N00b Please Don't Hurt Me...
ALL NEW! 48K thrills:



...and yes I know it would've been more topical last week... *cowers, waiting for onslaught*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# pffft
At last, some comedy value. Nicely done, and *click*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that is ace! Great first picture. Welcome to b3ta!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# have you got two hours to get paid to drink tea and chat?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Woo!
Now show us your cock
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# 8===o - - - - ( . )( . )
All for you!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hurrah!
You're cock looks nice!!LOL!

A/S/L? I got cam, wanna cyber?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# peas dough file. Stop gr00ming
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# 14/F/Under your bed, big boy
I got cam too, My MSN name is hung_daddy, lets do some mutual
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# GET THAT FUCKING KEBAB UP YA
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# hahaha
I like you
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)
# Midgets piss me off :-(

/Cartman MSN log
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)
# haha!
and welcome aboard.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# i love this swear filter
i haven't a clue to what half your posts say,
but i have great fun filling in the blanks :P
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
#
filling in the firing
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# You have a fucking swear filter?
Does it change the cunting words for you, you massive bastard?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# it's in your profile options
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# ha ha, I love this ~naughty~ swear filter
lets see how ~naughty~ing clever it is

I bet it doesn't know what pissflaps are
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# minge
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# charming
clitflicker
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# hehe
~naughty~~naughty~~naughty~horse~naughty~~naughty~~naughty~

/comma
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking horse cock licker
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha
snigger
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# This is a big pile of dirty baggy gash
Beef curtains you big fuckhorse
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# hahaha
right on the button
fuck shit cunt minge twat cock dick schlong penis arse bollocks twunt shite felch munt
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# imagine the admin's logfile of all the words taken out of this page
It would read like a tarantino script!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# does it just leave the words out?
or does it replace them with little symbols like skulls and clouds n stuff
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# it replaces with my sig
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# have a go
you can turn it on in your profile settings
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# it's the freakiest show-oh-a-oh
is there life on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# FUCK YER MA
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# I was listening to it on my way into work
and thought that you might enjoy it :¬)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# WOO!
WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!

A new person who made a ace and topical pic!

We love you and will never let you leave
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# ARF!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# Pfft!
that's rather good.

welcome. pull up a kitten, shop a leave, you'll never chair.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hahaha
fabulous
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hehehe
nice!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# *strokes the magenta*
*feels calm yet strangely aroused*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# ^that's ace
*strokes*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Hello, new person.
Picture: Check
16K Hummus: Check
No fucking whiny journalists looking for an easy ride: Check
No Random request for Special Needs Assistance: Check

Hooray! Welcome!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hahahaha
that's bloody ace

welcome, you'll never leave
woo yay
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Oo! a cowering!
*bums*
welcome to B3ta. Shop a cock onto a kitten and pull up a false leg!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# hah!
that's the spirit! welcome aboard.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
stop being pathetic and take pride in your hummus!

have a well deserved woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# more ning!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# NING!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# you are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
All thanks to a glorious swear filter!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# that's ace
welcome, sit down and grab a cup of tea, you'll be here for a very long time...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# haha
what a great thing to see first this morning.

well done n00b.

*pats head*
*proffers kitten*
*clicks*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# WAIT
time passes...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# My you are popular
Woo and yay for good new people.

In other news, I am currently in a blind panic having lost £100 worth of rugby tickets. Happy bloody halloween.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Oi!
Tall, thin Speccy mash-ups are MY IDEA. Now FUCK OFF.



*sobs*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# now now, be nice
*sharpens axe*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Oh alright then.
Although I don't think it's that funny anyway. I'm off to drink tea and be paid lots of money now by Alex Charlton (nsfw) from EssentialResearch (nsfw). Yes, that's Alex Charlton [[email protected]] from EssentialResearch (www.essentialresearch.co.uk) (nsfw)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)
# obviously i''m not going to be clicking those links
but i am now curious as to what the hell tiger pumping is
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# It's men
and they 'do things' to their family jewels to inflate them to the size of a child's head. Alex may or may not be on that website. I couldn't possibly say if you'll find him there or not.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# Smashing,
you've rescued Tuesday :¬)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# ^^this
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Well done!
All kinds of woo and yay to you, nice first post.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# aceness
have a big box o' woo-yay

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Hooray for boxes!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# oh my god. that is the best thing i've seen so far today.
i love you.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# he loves it
and i do too!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)
# Yay for a happy god
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)
# He He
Welcome aboard
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)
# Hahahha!
Nice one.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)
# Ha
Good first post.
Pull up a kitchen, shop a tile...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# Gulp
Thank you all for being so nice. Having now gained your trust, my next post will be an invitation to earn £100 for spending two hours drinking tea and 'chatting' about this new zany 'internet' craze.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# one post
and you're already much better than me.
Have a woo, a kitten and my envy.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)
# heh, woo!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)
# Woo Sir.......
You are indeed welcome,

Chair,kitten,bridge,shark etc
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)
# Fantablious
stuff.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)
# This is all teh excellent.
*spills guinness*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)
# Benn Diagram
Many, many apologies.

eeeek!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# My first woo of the day goes to you sir!
here it is:


WOO!

There, good wasn't it?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# May I bathe
in it's lovely warmth?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# it is yours to do with as you wish!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Hahahah
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# i see your benn diagram
and raise you a van diaphragm
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# does anyone have
the pic of mr benn getting a robbers outfit and then holding up the shopkeeper ??
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)
# Get paid to drink tea and show off.
Hello all. I am gathering together various new media creative folk to meet with the Creative Directors of a (rather large and well known) london ad agency this Thursday afternoon. If you regularly mash up/create your own AV content for fun and post it to YouTube, b3ta, etc and are free 2-4pm this Thursday then drop me a line. You'll be paid £100 for 2 hours of idle tea drinking and chat. Cheers, alex. [email protected]
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Oh, FFS
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# actually, aside from not being very b3ta-community concious
where else should s/he have posted this?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Alaska
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Not far
enough away.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Jamaica?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)
# up his arse
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# here
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Good point.
I'm getting a bit trigger-happy. I blame it on the lack of caffeine.

(The coffee machine outside my office is broken. This is not good news.)

Talk board? Link board? I suppose quite a few people don't go there regularly. Perhaps he should have asked Rob to put it in the newsletter, and scheduled his drinkie time for the following week. That would have got better coverage, allowed more time for people to get down to see him, and allowed for better organisation all round.

But who am I to teach someone else how to do their job? Oh, wait. My job title has the word "Manager" in it. Suckfocks.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Bloody fine point.
1. Meeting with the creative directors....blah blah.
Errr, I don't think so, they would want to know who was coming in, or wouldn't be wasting their time.
2. Well known agency. Yeah, right.
3. Oh, I can't be arsed.

You nailed it on the final point - 'better organisation all round'

:)

/angry of Adland blog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# my job title contains the words felch monkey
Mr Aardvark! Did you revise my job title again?

EDIT: ah, i've been looking for that t everywhere!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Can't have been me
I would have spelled it properly.

Try the pissed_squirrel.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# meh
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# No don't send all your noob cunts to /talk
Cheers
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# hehehehe
well, we will now ;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Nooooo
*cwies*

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# *hugs*
ok, sorry - we won't.
Not all of them, anyhow.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# Actually do
I enjoy abusing them
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)
# would this be an opportunity to say 'yes' to eerything?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# mr branston! is that you?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# BEST
POST

EVER
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)
# Fuck off cunt



Seriously
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Cunt
CUNT
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# it's simultaniously the best and the worst word ever!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# *clears throat*
Kittin, Kittin, Kittin, Kittin, Kittin,

PS: You are a nawwty kittin

EDITED so that people's sweary filters allow them to still play out
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# ? why?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# by posting on here he's forcing someone else's CDC off the main page
ergo, vis a vis: cunt

besides, I'm suffering from typing tourettes today
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# And you've probably now blocked some users
including Mr Ironman Tetsuo...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# not now we have a swear filter!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Will I get more if i come naked?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's definitely encouraged
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# *snigger*
you said come...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# less blog more pictures
if your gonna use the main board my friend
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# hello
and goodbye

no please fuck off up your own rectum to spamming cunt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Preses Ignore
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# IS IT FUCKING TUESDAY ALREADY
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# Do any of you 'people' ever actually bother to check out b3ta before you go posting this shit?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# They are 'creative'
They don't need to check ANYTHING!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# hi alex
i love tea, i want you to love it too!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# *clears throat*
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU BADGER FELTCHING EXCUSE FOR A MONG'S CATHETER, WHO'S PARENTS ABANDONNED YOU AT THE SIDE OF THE STREET IN THE HOPES YOU'D ROT WITH WITH THE REST OF THE RUBBISH, QUASIMODO SPACKTART!

Any questions?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Whats a CATHETER?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# god's little helper.
and a mistake.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)
# Err.
Sod off.

Can't be any decent agency, anyhow. Not with this kind of crap level of forward planning by you, you twunt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# did you confuse the word "Essential" with "Medical"?
If so, I'm in :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# meet at newham hospital at 2pm for free untested drugs.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# IT'S STARTED
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)
# Vorderman
would
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Hello
This board is mainly for creative expressions (made by yourself, at that). Starting a new thread kicks someone's work off the bottom and makes for many angry faces, especially if there is no picture). Better to threadjack an existing thread and say TJ: before you start.
Never mind the swearing. It is quite normal here. You cunt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# oi!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# sorry! Copy and Paste Zeal took over
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I wish I could copy and paste that into some granny scat porn website sign up link
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# just open up your favourites and select a few at random
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# oh yes,
well, thank you very much
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# it is awfully rude to post
[email protected] and then sign [email protected] up for lots of donkey porn
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I think that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# nope...
all i saw was

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# have you got 2 hours to get paid to chat and drink tea?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# yes...
best profile EVER!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# like this?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)
# Is this you
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# looks like that muppet who plays the new Robin Hood
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Heh
That's a family friend you're talking about :P
*ignites sporks*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahah sorry but my comment still stands.
Does this mean i'll never be welomce round yours for tea?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)
# Oh you'll be welcome all right
You've be VERY welcome MUHAHAHAHA
I hope that sounded suitably menacing... it's hard to 'do' menacing in text form... ;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# sounded more camp haha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Then my work here is done
:)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)
# hehehe
he's certianly 'keeping it real'

touch me now!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# actually, no, it's not
that chappy lives in Canada and his CV doesn't mention this Alex's past work for the BBC.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# fucking hell
I hope you contributed first
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Don't be daft.
Account age: 0 days.
Number of messages posted: 1.

'tard. Him, not you.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# F
U
C
K

O
F
F
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Haha!
Look, everyone! It's a Masochistic New Media Creative Folk fetishist!

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# Do CDCs and lame bandwagons count
Cos thats all I do. That and abuse.

I'll give you both for the low low price for £125
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# haha go on the show and preset to them your finest CDC pictures.
I'm sure they would be impressed
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# You and me both
£125? bargain.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)
# fuck the fuck off you fuck
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
nice first and last post!
pull up a kitten....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)
# prick.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)
# now that's propper spam ^ *points*
i bet you 39 pence, that this chap didn't stick around to read all the lovely replies.

*shakes fist at 'post and run', spammy person*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)
# HPI Research..
..is a better company


*arfs*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)
# Like a lamb to the slaughter
Hello new person. Pull up a kitten, photoshop a chair.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Could I just say:
I love the way you selflessly threw yourself under the wheels of the b3ta /board train for my enjoyment? Thanks.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Fuck me! He'll get away scott free too!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahahah!
slight TJ:

I just came across this on bbc.co.uk

www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/news/btn/belm_chobb.shtml

I remember the BELM site from ages ago, but was unaware it had caused this much agro. chobb is a legend.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuck the what?
smug bastard
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Aaaargh!
They're ALL after his croissant!!!!

Run smug bastard, run like you've never smugly ambulated before!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# arent you meant to do that with bees
oh well woo anyways
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
what the fuck?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)
# jonathan ross joke about Heather Mills
From the Q awards last night.

Anyone know what it was? The TV just said it was about her wooden leg and telling lies, but was too offensive to broadcast.

I need to know the joke.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Meh
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# hmm, he's 4000 odd older than you...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# I know
Hence the irony...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# oh the ironing!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Extreme ironing?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# is this the talk board, or is my internets playing up agian?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# It's your internets
But hang on, it's also my internets.

I would put it down to n00bs, but it seems that this bloke has been here for years and thousands of posts so, frankly, should know better. twunt.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Just to point out....
my post does have a pic. Its just a pic with would in...


Sorry
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# it's a message board.
with messages! pow!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# oh, it's sunny!
are you back now? you've been MIA
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# i'm kind of working,
kind of been out a lot, so haven't been in so much, but when i get the chance it's nice to see the new bunch of boarders getting wound up.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# fair play
they are very animated aren't they!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# you too
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Something about the talk board I think
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)
# Is the talk board down?
if not what is going on here?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)
# wow
you are genius
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# yes, yes i am
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)
# Explain the shenanigans
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# Well changed my username for ladies day, forgot what i changed it to
Deleted my internet settings to get rid of "those" URLs. Since setting up my account i had changed my email address (due to stalker type issues), and so was easier just to set up new account
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# I take it you don't know what your number was?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Also kind of forgot my password
*hangs head in senile shame*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)
# WHoooooooooooooo
were you?

WHO WHO
WHO WHO?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)
# id:33020
Was me, nothing exciting to see though!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)
# Something about he wouldn't be surprised if he had 2 legs.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# It's Tuesday, isn't it?
*takes strap-on out of desk drawer*
sigh, lets get this over and done with
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# But, sir,
you have no drawers in your desk.

A small thong, yes. Drawers, no.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Fuck off Noob
FAQ.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# FFS.
What's WRONG with you people?

*writes letter to the Daily Mail*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)
#



Anyone else fearing the onslaught after b3ta was mentioned in the news
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Over the Virgin Comp?
...and where were we mentioned?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# i almost crashed when i heard them talking about it on Radio2
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Radio2?
Is the dial on your tuner stuck or something ;¬)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Hey - I won't have a word said against teh Wogan!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# normally i agree
but at this time of the year i wish he'd stop fucking banging on about children in need. and that auction thing he does, that's just vile.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# after you get past Stevenage on the A1
there's really nothing else to listen to
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Look on the front page for the links
gruniad, register and something
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# i got an email from a swedish friend who is in australia
who had been told about it from her friend who works in denmark, and she had linked it from a danish news website.

/end of boring story
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# it's been already
you missed it
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# speaking of onslaughts.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# aren't they those weird dots that germans have on their letters?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# No, you're thinking of
lager louts.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Umathurmans?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# that's that new element those scientists made
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# * readies to bum*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# bum?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# ^this, haha
'ning
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Not really
Unless they offer us an X-box
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# Yesterday afternoon
Poor little board.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# the site was hardly working yesterday afternoon
i had to do... wo... *deep breath*... work
*sobs*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# oh, you poor soul...
how ever did you cope?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# chuzzle
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# there there,
come on, sometimes we all have to suffer.

there will be better times ahead.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# *hopes*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# I had no work to do
So I drew naked fairy pictures.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# haha
good choice
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# If in doubt....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Have you posted 'em up here yet?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# Nope, due to no scanner etc.
they're not that fantastic anyway- they're like the ladies I drew in my profile but with wings.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# I listened
to 5live one last night and they said they were still going to be giving out the prizes.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# to us?
That's nice of them.

Thank you Mr Branson, you're not a 'furry weetabix cunt'.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# Are you sure he's not?
*ponders*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# if that's true
then i'm a dutchman
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# we had a fucking 'mare
yesterday afternoon, once all the business types and other such got home from work and started checkin out the story they'd read in the papers. board was slow as fook.......

i'm fearing the influx of n00bs
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)
# Thats the problem,
yesterday was slow but today some of them may actually want to contribute
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# then it's a good thing.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)
# an influx of new people?
you're all bloody new people!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# well
yeah, but newer and utterly fucking clueless. purely here for the novelty of coming to a "naughty" website and cunting up everything.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)
# we've all been enjoying our spotlight in the big time,
mutated monty is advertising ariel and leningrad's appearing as a guest on have i got news for you. embrace it!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha
if only.....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# I've been asked to
do the tenna ladie commercial.. I get my own trailer and everything...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# A bit worried.
On a good/bad note, I was quoted in the Inquirer!

Scapegoat or Martyr? Send your answer written on the back of a blank cheque for a chance to win!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# Looks like I picked a good day to be off work
I love noob muppetry
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# It was on the dutch eight o'clock news yesterday*


* may be a barrel of lies
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# did you really beat me to this?
i thought i recognised it.

www.b3ta.com/board/6477264
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# yup

it's not very good, as it was my first CDC, but mine has spunk!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# cocksox
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)
# nah, was funny though :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
[challenge entry] linky?
heres my icons for teh compo, these cant be worth new threads
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# ver' nice they are too
and kudos* for the existing thread


*does anyone ever actually say this?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# i thought kudos was that shitty
program that you use at school that is meant to give yet more unhelpful careers advice, see useless advice thing in newsletter

its only 10:13 and I want beer
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)
# I say kudos,
but only at work where they don't like me using (what they call) long words.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I for one
welcome our new corporate overlords
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# I have my Sick Joke book to keep me happy :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# happy halloween
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# \m/(^_^)\m/
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# smash it
with a big fucking hammer.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)
# smash it
Ctrl V
Ctrl V
Ctrl V
Ctrl V
Ctrl V
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)
# Ha ha
That am most woo
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# does any one eat pumpkin?
and what do you do with one once you have carved it, i've never ever seen one in real life.
i'm greatly amused by people creating sculptural compost.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# i bought my first this year
and got a recipe for pumpkin pie off t'internet
only to find one i'd got all the seeds out of it, that if i wanted to carve it, there wasn't any flesh for the pie
what a gyp
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# if you scoop all the stuff out of the middle
you can make a pie out of it. apparently.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# i know it can be done, i like squashes in general,
lightly salted and allowed to dry slowly in a low oven the seeds are also rather nice.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I made some pumpkin ravioli a couple of years ago
it was really nice but only used up a tiny amount of what we had
so most of it went in the bin
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)
# i accidentally
tasted a bit while carving this one.
it's horrible.
the inside of a pumpkin is almost
hollow. there is some stringy bits and loads of seeds.
it has about an inch thick flesh which is edible.
after carving a jack o'lantern though the pumpkin
rots quite quickly.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# coat it in vaseline!
it stops it rotting or drying out & going all wrinkly.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
# if it does shrivel up
simply immerse in water for 5 minutes.

advice to live your life by.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)
# it's only one night
so i just bin it.


/lazy bastard blog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)
# curried pumpkin soup!
yumz0rz
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# I try
to use all of the pumpkin. I roast the seeds (in their shells) and make soup from the flesh. you can usually get quite a lot of soup from one pumpkin.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
# F**k it then eat it
It's the only way.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
# woo!
second pearoast opportunity for my 'mpkins! :D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)
# noice
i like the shaun of the dead one.

i made one with a ghost on it last year.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Those are awesome
Did you do them yourself?
If so, how long did it take?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# designs stolen from zombiepumpkins.com
just browse the gallery and make stencils out of the images of finished pumkins yourself using potatoshop.

yes i made them myself.

icluding hollowing-out time, it took one hour and forty-five minutes to do the two of them.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
# they are fecking ace.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# bucking frilliant
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
# i've not made a pumpkin this year

i might decorate the front of my house with the local cat that keeps shitting on my lawn.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cats are halloweeny type animals.
it'll kill you, stay back
stay BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
# Why should hallowe'en
be happy? Shirley, All Hallows Day should be happier.

You don't go around saying "Happy Christmas Eve" do you?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)
# i'm lead to believe the germans do.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# I always
thought they said "Fröliche Weinachten!" and "Achtung Spitfeuer!"
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# Hande Hoch Tommy!
For you Tommy, ze var iz over.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)
# Aaak, du Schweinhund!
/commando magazine
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)
# of course i do?
we all do.
don't you?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# I do like that
a woo to you sir :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# When Foreheads Take-Over
Scary beasts

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# is your password 'password'?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)
# or first name Kenny
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Stop there - you're halfway to the dangerzone
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# pffft
*does a u-turn*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# Yes
same for my bank account but im so overdrawn i dont care
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# hahaha I know your pain
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)
# join the club.
we would have t-shirts.. but we can't afford them...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# face melt!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# a flamethrower
would be good for meltin faces
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# hahaha foreskin fred!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
[challenge entry] For the trekkie fans
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)
# trekkies? on the internet? surely not!
(tis woo btw)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)
# What are Trekkie fans called?
Trekkiers?

I didn't realise they had fans
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# perverts
;¬D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# I thought that was
a type of dog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# trekkies are funny.
ning.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# i thought they were called trekkers
i seem to remember getting told of by one for called her a trekky
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)
# trekkers and all other rambling types are funny.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# it's a label, not a self-declaration
terrorists prefer to be called freedom fighters, but it's other people who apply the label

thus, they are trekkies, because it makes them sound as pathetic as they are
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# Petrach.
(well you try writing a klingon word with these letters. )
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)
# KERPLUNK!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# I own that game
but I've never played it. I always go for the monopoly or scrabble.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# It's a great game!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# they are handy in pub quiz situations
the question "what is the registration number of the star ship enterprise" always gets asked
needs to find better pub quiz
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# you do
i almost know that, and i hate the bloody programme
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# even I used to know that one
NCC17 something.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)
# NCC 1701D
Sorry
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# *points*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)
# *gnaws finger*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# arf
*thows trekkie coming out party*

:¬D
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# "actually," he said, falling for the trap...
it depends on which series/film

NCC 1701D is the original Next Generation ship

Kirk's original ship was NCC 1701

Both changed after destruction and replacement of the ships in the films (NCC 1701E and NCC 1701A).
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Ha
closet trekkie trekker fan.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)
# haha no way. I used to watch a bit of star trek when I was about 12.
Then I realised it was...well... just a bit shit.*



*all in my personal opinion of course
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# this is the best star trek thing ever
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
# I don't even know who that kid is. Is he actually in star trek, or is it just some random?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)
# he was in it i think
i reckongnise him because i always used to catch the end of star trek while i was waiting for the simpsons to come on
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# a likely excuse! You probably have a life sized spock cut-out in your room
with convenient hole drilled out of the mouth and anus area
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# noooooo!!!111oneleven
who told you? WHO TOLD YOU?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
# *taps nose*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# :O
That's Ensign Wesley Krusher.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# i'll take your word for that!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)
# True...
But Captian kirk had sex with green women next to the same rock each week!
What a stud...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahaha
No offence to anyone on here to is into star trek (fair enough - I don't mind it*) but having a 'pet name' for being obsessed over a particular show is a bit weird I think.


* I do really... I think it's ghey.



(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)
# this^
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)
# what about people who regularly use this site being called "B3tans"?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)
# they actually prefer to be called "Trekkers"
instead of boring slack-jawed-loner-cunters (which is what I call 'em)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# Aye
I am a trekker, not a trekkie, apparently. I don't see the difference really but I'm told it's something to do with having regular sex and friends.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# So it's like Emo - scifi'ers are trekkies then...
interestink.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# I think trekkies are the people who think it's the be-all and end-all
and trekkers are the ones who realise it is just a telly show. A fantastic telly show, but still.

I'm a buffer too, which is even sadder. And a big scrubs fan, but if you call me that word I'll get angry....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Scrubbie?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# Oooooh, I'll let you get away with that
but only because I want to procreate with you.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)
# Hurray!
Although I am a monkey, so this may prove awkward.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)
# They are only trekkies..
if they have attended a convention.
(or correct you that it's trekkers)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
# I was refering to his comment of Trekkie fans
fans of Trekkies (or Trekkers)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# aahhhh, so fans of Trekkies
or "imigrants" as I call them. They normally come from Poland.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# Very
nice :¬)


*hides fake vulcan ears under desk*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# I saw that
*mind melds*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)
# I fucking hate star trek
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# Venn of the Worlds, circa 1953

Soooo soz (no I'm not)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# you fat-handed twat
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# hahaha
Cheers :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)
# predator on acid lolz

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Trust
me to start something everyone hates.

haha btw
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)
# It takes a special talent to start a bandwagon of rage
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)
# well you could have at least started a bandwagon that involves more than circles and some text
what do you think this is - cartoon time? ;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# i love you
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# I'm so mediocre...
I had a few variations based on one idea - not my fault if everyone does one.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)
# haha that last bit made me laugh
GO DO ONE!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)
# Venn vill this end?
;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# Veal.....meet again.....
...don't know vhere....don't know Venn....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)
# I do
he's a top bloke
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# Dunno, but I'm hoping that this Sven Diagram will help
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)
# what
is
with
all
the
fucking
venn
diagrams
eh?
you
cunts
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
#

and the usual reminder that the Draw Off is today at 3
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Halloween is shit
But your picture makes me smile.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)
# why for is halloween shit?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)
# Trick or treaters mainly.
I really don't understand why on one day of the year parents see it fit to let their kids essentially go 'begging' to strangers houses.

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# it is an odd tradition
i think it's a bastardisation of letting kids be 'little devils' for one night, but yes, the UK version is a rather desultory affair, round our way it's usually very little kids being dragged round by their parents

having said that, the really little kids look very cute
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)
# *cough*
















pedao
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# pedao?
Is that like a Spanish kiddie fiddler?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# pedallo?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# A neighbour came to our house with her very spotty 4 year old son who was dressed as a pig with a trident.
She said he did not want to miss the event even though he had chicken pox.

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)
# A pig with a trident?
Porkseidon
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
burp
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahaha
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# thereby spreading teh pox to the whole neighbourhood?
that's the hallowe'en spirit!

edit: is that just a picture of three condoms?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# It's not begging
It's demanding money with menaces. Much bigger crime.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)
# give em sweets
then when they look disappointed shout "FUCK OFF THEN", making sure to liberally spray child and parent with spittle, and slam the door in their face
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)
# money?
bollocks,
they get sweets or nowt
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# They're lucky if they get sweets some of 'em.
It's when they're bigger than me that I get worried...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# ah, no thats a bit shit
but its simple, only supply crap cheap sweets.

That way you stay cheery and don't get happyslapped
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)
# I don't even answer the door. Little fuckers don't even dress up at all where I live
They just put their hood up or something.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# ah yes
the carollers we get at christmas are SHIT
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# I just sing back at 'em
better than they are singing at me.

If the family's round, we can do full-on four part harmony at 'em.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# you crazy fool! :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Years of practice
singing in a choir that does carol "services" and gets paid with a slap-up meal and as much booze as you can drink, and then have to sing "Ding Dong Merrily On High" while as drunk as a skunk. Marvellous.

Not done that for a couple of years, though. I now need to look at the words to remember them. Still got the harmonies in my head, though.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# is there any other kind?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Same here
Or a couple of cheap & nasty masks bought from the pound shop...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# Thats ok, Give 'em a punch in the face
Its cheaper than buying sweets anyway
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# ones that don't make the effort don't deserve anything

Another good trick is to have a really loud Halloween party. That way you can;t hear the door or you're too drunk to answre it
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)
# it's tuesday
getting drunk on a school night is NAWTY
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Yea another of lifes problems solved by heavy drinking
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# alcohol:
is there anything it can't do?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I was JUST going to type that.
I'm getting scared that we are starting to think the same
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
# i am legion, for we are many
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Fruit is the way to go...
apples with razor blades embedded in 'em... yeah...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# i plan on going out
until late, thus avoiding any young scallywags.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# where i l ive is in a really nice area
and people drive their kids in because they think they will get better treats.

fortunately i live on the 1st floor, so i just don't answer the door
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)
# how is an excuse to get pissed, eat sweets and dress up like a monster
in any way a bad thing?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)
# i shalll be doing neither of these tonight
instead i shall be sitting on my roof with pots of boiling oil.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# i was just thinking the exact same thing

(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)
# TRICK YOU LITTLE CUNTS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)
# I don't need an excuse to do that
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# It surely is.
It's such an Americanised tradition, and like all things American has been adopted wholeheartedly by this nation's retailers.
The annoying thing is that it seems to be promoted in preference to bonfire night, which is a much nicer thing to celebrate (people tortured to death as opposed to ghostly dead things and graveyard crazinesses). As an example, this government wants to ban the sale of fireworks!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)
# It's a Celtic tradition
(done properly) but with added monstery goodness
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)
# Well it's Celtic festival,
but the trick or treating and all that silliness is surely a modernish Yankee thing?
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# Well Samhain was to celebrate the end of the Summer Equinox (I think)
so the gathering of food to see you through the Winter one was probably undertaken during the three day festivity.


so.................. it's not that big a leap, especially as kids don;t want to eat Barley as much as they used to.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)
# The impression I got (and this is confirmed by the ever reliable Wikipedia)
is that Halloween was ditched as something to celebrate in England and bonfire night celebrated instead. It's only recently (the 1980's according to Wikipedia) that there was a resurgence, and the American style of Halloween celebrations used. Hence it being imported as a tradition.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)
# It was resurgent well before the nineties.
Edit:(sorry misread your post)

I remember as a student in the mid to late eighties keeping a battery powered water pistol near the front door to soak any trick or treaters who came knocking.

I believe the whole thing was started off in England by US servicemen's families in East Anglia.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)
# There's no such thing as a summer equinox.
You have a summer solstice (June 21/22), an autumn equinox (Sept 21/22) a winter solstice (Dec 21/22) and a spring equinox (March 21/22).
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)
# which is why I said "I think"
I'm no expert, mainly due to not being alive hundreds of years ago
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)
# Hundreds of years?
How dare you! I'm not forty yet.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)
# well, fireworks are more likely to take your face off
than a witches costumes,
but yes, we're british, we can bob for apples
but the main focus has always been (and should remain) on november the 5th
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# ^ This
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)
# I love that bonfire night.
It is a good night. Our little town of Stansted Mountfitchet puts on a lovely display in a big field each year, and there's a big bonfire that you can stand near. Shame they don't sell mulled wine.
Also, November is a lot warmer that it was when I were a kid. I remember being absolutely freezing on bonfire night, but these days I can go in shorts and a light shirt.

I wouldn't buy fireworks myself, but it's silly to ban them when you need to be over 18 to buy them anyway. What next? Ban bleach? Ban cars because they might possible kill someone. I mean, how many people are actually killed by fireworks each year anyway? It's probably a lot less than people who die of alcohol poisoning. Grrr.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)
# ^ this
I've died of alcohol poisoning, many, many times. (well, it fucking feels like it!)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)
# i'm in harlow
what a small world

and i agree wityh you about the fireworks
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)
# yay for the count!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)
# This^
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# eh eh eh
How many counts do you count today?

1.

There is 1 Count.

EH EH EH
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# What's today's draw off?
I might even have time to take part today...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# universal monsters
that's Universal Studios monsters btw
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)
# Thanks
I may even get time to join in today... Probably not, but I can dream...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)
# it's the last one for a while
(maybe until next year if we're still about)
because people never pay attention and we keep answering the same question over and over and over and over and*


Sorry, it's the Halloween themed "Universal Monsters"
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)
# you should have the draw off details in your sig
then people won't forget
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)
# That's a good plan
Personally I don't forget, I work in an office until 2, travel home, have lunch, then it's usually 3:15 by the time I'm back online and I'm fifteen minutes late to even start drawing. Humbug!
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)
# yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy
'ning Toasty, and wo to the pic :)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)
# vun!
ah ah ah....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)
# 1 Halloween
ah ah ah ah....
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)
# and so it goes
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)
# post your
standard response thingy.
that'll learn 'em
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)
# that's reserved for a special person
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Irony, a bit like Goldy but duller
;)
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)
# yes
this.

there are only so many venn diagrams i can see in one day and i'm over my limit, lets hope this is the last, the very last.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)
# that's some hope mr sonofodin
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)
# once you've opened pandoras box all that is left is hope

hope that the rohypnol doesn't wear off and you've time to dump her unconscience under a hedge in the park.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)
# heh
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# that pandora's some girl
but that box is well over used
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Yeah, but...
...she'll stretch.

/wrong_joke_blog
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)
# Me too. If anyone else posts one, I shall make a very bad smell.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)
# there is an argument that somebody somewhere is therefore always posting another one
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)
# That's ok - I make bad smells quite often so it's down to a matter of timing really
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)
# this may be true
but this has to be worse then the "little chef" bandwagon
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)
# standard
boring reply from someone who rarely posts.
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)
# ...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)
# aargh
mental floss please
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:18, archived)
# No, you'll need this
*hands mental brillo pad*
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)
# Ooh, that's bettere
Thanks.

Just to make sure, I'll dig out the mind bleach too...
(, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

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