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(1.618..., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I did that in capitals to signify greater amusement

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

<H6>hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah</H6>

I attempted to display mine in big fucking letters to signify even greater amusement

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

_haha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

Hahahahahaha

Woo

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

ha ha ha!

don'tcha!
don'tcha!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

hahahahahaha

here - a new recruit!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

i do like a nice mug of hot chocolate, don't you?

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

drank from the furry cup

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

pop the cork and fill her up

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

FANNYLICKER!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

YES I AM.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

I prefer to suck on a big fat cock

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

FACT

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

if only i knew what the last word you typed was!

:P ha ha

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

plop-plop

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

You should know

I was sucking yours last night

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

banjo-tastic

shallow end of the gene pool there...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

54nchez3d!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Haha shes into scat!

(Darth Penders, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6433546

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

pfft like a gift that keeps on giving

(Darth Penders, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:28, archived)

hah!

now change the title to Scatz

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

*imagines accompanying piano music*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

haha

fuck my....

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

WITH!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

and after all. it's what the fighting's all about...

/pink floyd

woo!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

US!

us! us! us! us! us!

AND THEM!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

But not him!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

heh, silly :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

woo

most daft

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Milkman Dan, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

FAQ off

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boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

Hard

so you can taste the bell.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

*imagines the 'blue-sky' meeting when some twat suggested using b3ta to create virals for them*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

That cock is red

How weird

xxx

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

loving you sig

it'sa good, it'sa good

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

A famous philosopher once wrote

class

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

That is theTaTs^TM
official

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:56, archived)

Potatoes™?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

i had to change the spelling

as the original word pushed my over the nazi limit
of 10 sweary words on a page, thus effectively kicking
myself off the site :( thank gawd for the edit function

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:06, archived)

I can imagine that that'd be annoying.

I saw some tits in my garden, but they were scared away by the neighbour's cock. Now that cock keeps crowing very early in the morning and waking me. Bloody cock.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:13, archived)

Malcolm McDowell

aicmfp

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:18, archived)

Thats clearly not a cock

Cocks are magenta, everyone knows that.

Its some kind of dog maybe?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

I think you're right

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

But why would Branson tatoo "Essential research" on a dog for charity?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

he should just stick to making pickle

although, i'm quite fond of his beans as well!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

I donno. I've always been a heinz man myself

*Fears change*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

I normally hate any other beans apart from Heinz

but co-ops own beans are the closest i've tasted (and they are only 17p)

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

yeah sorry

bad day, dyslexic and colour blind today

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boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

dance branson,dance!!!!

(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

hahaha

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:47, archived)

ARGGHHH

MY EYES.....
*mindbleachs*
*looks again*
*screams*
*repeats*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

Wooyay

And hoopla. But not panowie.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

harsh

but fair.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

ugly!

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

the tangerine colour looks great on the blue though.

Really pops, which is good.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

*pops*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

*snaps and crackles*

How are you, my MRSAmore?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

i'm cool, enjoying a sweary free b3ta

also this made me laugh lots, pulled from some 2 bit news site..
"Virgin has pulled a competition running on a UK website aimed at creative geeks,
despite being warned of the response it was likely to generate."

YOU BUNCH OF GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!!!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

also

"for what it terms "the best stuff on the internet"

i take it they're not fans of b3ta in particular

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

I quite like being a 'Deisgner Type'

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

For us IT types it's being stuck between a rock and a hard place post here.

What am I, an IT geek or a designer geek? Do I *have* to be any kind of a geek? I have no body odour, am married, don't like Star Trek or Buffy, have had sex and don't collect comics or figurines.

I'm so confused!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

I'm a self confessed geek

but I'm beautiful within...
*simpers*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

damnit!

i think i'm a geek......

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

no shit, sherlock

;)™

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

but i'm one of those cool geeks that everyone likes in a geeky cool kinda way

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:04, archived)

*licks*

did i misread something again?
oh well
*licks more*

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

I think of myself

as more of a nerd

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

iF YOU WORK IN IT

That's makes you inherently a geek.
It does. Also counts if you've built your own pc, have memorised ANY TV episodes of anything (simpsons, red dwarf, blackadder)

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:01, archived)

Shit.

I think I once mentioned an episode of 'Monkey Dust'. I shall go and collect my geek uniform. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

If you've even SEEN an episode of monkey dust

you are an uber geek ;)

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

*flops wrist*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

See, people tell me geeks are in.

No we're bloody well not.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

hey - less of the 'we'

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:49, archived)

wii!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

don't use that word in front of me

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

How bout piss?

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

thats a better word to describe the new offering from nintendo

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:00, archived)

have you played it?

on what are you basing you opinion?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

he's a man that prefers to hide behind a 6 pint jug

rather than experience "change"

he'll be buying a PS3 no doubt....

:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:14, archived)

Too bloody right I will be.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:23, archived)

all are my personal opinion based on the the initial appeal (or lack of) of the line up games

they look gimmicky and wank. And no better than camecube games.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:22, archived)

Fair enough

The games do look like a lot of "novelty" stuff initially, and i think it's generally well known the Wii isn't a great step up from the GC
BUT look at the DS and how popular that is, despite lack of support.
I think it'll appeal to people who want to have FUN with their games and may be a surprise hit, in about a year.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:29, archived)

It almost certainly will be.

To be honest I started going off Nintendo products and games since the SNES (although I do own a GB micro). They just arent my scene anymore.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:36, archived)

You're a geek.

Otherwise you wouldn't be here.

Virgin says so. and you 'shop, that's enough for most people.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

b3ta is approximately 87% geeks. I am not one of them ;)

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

Pug!

87% geek
13% Pug

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

That means my left arm is not geeky

Whoo!

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:05, archived)

*bums*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

*toes*

Long story...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:08, archived)

fuckin ace

i like ver' much.
do you have a webby?

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

www.myspace.com/redeyemonsta

....

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Wow..

you spunk blood and custard..

Painful
Edit: woo by the way, me likey.

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

I love it

Love how the spray drips are at different angles

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE

COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE
COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE
COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE COCKPICTURE

repeat to fade

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

great!

you are starting to scare me. you mean the girl sucking loads of cocks picture yeh?

(CHOPCHOP, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

You know what i mean!

The picture with all the intertwined cocks.

But that one would do too, yeah

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:58, archived)

ace!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

fucking ace!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

ace!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

Happy Hallowe'en 2006

Enjoy me eCard

mysite.orange.co.uk/gvhallow/hall06.html

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

that's really unpleasant

well done

it looks like serial-killer art

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

Why

does that crash my firefox? :(

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

it did mine too

it wants many, many plugins. many, many, many plugins.

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new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

yes

poor firefox is made dead by it

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

Why would you do such a thing?

Why Morice? Why?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

damn you,

damn you all to hell

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

Whoah never seen a noob icon

AND a donater icon before :O *screenshots*

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

He's a fast worker

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

good spot

and well done mr goat see

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

thankyou Sir

Think it's only fair to donate if i can get chuckles all day in return

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:54, archived)

Dontate to me

and I'll chuckle at you for hours on end. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:10, archived)

nice name, noob

() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

Bum.

Looks like ANOTHER name change then...sorry Mr goat c

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:19, archived)

all OK in FF2.0

although taking a while to load the images

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

Yeah...

It worked the second time - Maybe I shouldn't have been loading Photoshop and clicking the link at the same time? Mwu-ha ha

(irMrk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

yus

think it may be my crappy lappy that is the problem

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

Bitch Slappy that Lappy befo' it gets Snappy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:52, archived)

yo yo

fo' sho' homie

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A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:59, archived)

MMMMmmmm

Works on Mozilla Firefox 1.5.07

(JoeB aka Joe Noir, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

mebbe

/links

but it is ver' nice anyhow

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

if he made it as an arty project

he can post it here

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

well, yeah i concur

plus it is very nice, i like.
but on the links board it might get better coverage and maybe make it to the newsletter!

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:43, archived)

I also agree with this

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I love you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

X X

*feels a bit strange*

*touches self*

*lieks*

*asplodes!!!!*

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:48, archived)

atually

the background is the scariest thing there

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

what a thing to wake up to...

'ning everyone!

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

*glug*

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

ooh lovely

buys eleventy

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

Hahahahaa

the expression makes it!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

She clearly isnt getting paid enough

And its probabily still warm

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

do they still do homogenized hobo turds?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

not since mrs thatcher was prime minister

"maggie thatcher, homogenized hobo turd snatcher" they used to call her

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new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

i used to enjoy

collecting my homogenized hobo turd from the canteen every morning and sucking it through a straw.

i shall miss it dearly

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

I fucking knew it!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

FUCK HE HAS EYES IN HIS LEG!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

Z O M G

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

ironically, I have legs in my eyes

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

I have smeg in my eyes

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

and foreskin for eyelids

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

*blink*

*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*blink*
*spluff*

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:15, archived)

No you fool

They're testicle spectacles

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

wallet and watch?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

NO WAI!

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

Mike Nesmith

is a GOD

EDIT: I can't believe I had a crush on Mickey Dolenz when I was younger, he looks like a Krankie.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

hello stranger!

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:32, archived)

OH MY GOD IT'S YOU

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

ha! you posted that on myspaz too!

miss me?

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Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

Always, my swarthy Thpanith bit'o'rough.

rawr.

Anyway, I may disappear abruptly as a lady from one of our clients wants to come to listen to the kind of queries we're getting and I've been picked on to be the person she gets to listen in to.

Ghey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:39, archived)

compo it

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

nice :)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:50, archived)

I Am All Teh N00b Please Don't Hurt Me...

ALL NEW! 48K thrills:

...and yes I know it would've been more topical last week... *cowers, waiting for onslaught*

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

pffft

At last, some comedy value. Nicely done, and *click*

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

hahahahahaha

that is ace! Great first picture. Welcome to b3ta!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

have you got two hours to get paid to drink tea and chat?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

Woo!

Now show us your cock

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

8===o - - - - ( . )( . )

All for you!

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

haha!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

hurrah!

You're cock looks nice!!LOL!

A/S/L? I got cam, wanna cyber?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

peas dough file. Stop gr00ming

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

14/F/Under your bed, big boy

I got cam too, My MSN name is hung_daddy, lets do some mutual

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

GET THAT FUCKING KEBAB UP YA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

hahaha

I like you

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:44, archived)

Midgets piss me off :-(

/Cartman MSN log

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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:42, archived)

haha!

and welcome aboard.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

i love this swear filter

i haven't a clue to what half your posts say,
but i have great fun filling in the blanks :P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

~~filling in the~~ firing

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

You have a fucking swear filter?

Does it change the cunting words for you, you massive bastard?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

it's in your profile options

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

ha ha, I love this ~naughty~ swear filter

lets see how ~naughty~ing clever it is

I bet it doesn't know what pissflaps are

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

minge

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

charming

clitflicker

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

hehe

~naughty~~naughty~~naughty~horse~naughty~~naughty~~naughty~

/comma

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

hahahaha

fucking horse cock licker

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

hahaha

snigger

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

This is a big pile of dirty baggy gash

Beef curtains you big fuckhorse

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

hahaha

right on the button
fuck shit cunt minge twat cock dick schlong penis arse bollocks twunt shite felch munt

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

imagine the admin's logfile of all the words taken out of this page

It would read like a tarantino script!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

does it just leave the words out?

or does it replace them with little symbols like skulls and clouds n stuff

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

it replaces with my sig

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

have a go

you can turn it on in your profile settings

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

it's the freakiest show-oh-a-oh

is there life on maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

FUCK YER MA

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

I was listening to it on my way into work

and thought that you might enjoy it :¬)

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

WOO!

WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO! WOO!

A new person who made a ace and topical pic!

We love you and will never let you leave

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

ARF!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

Pfft!

that's rather good.

welcome. pull up a kitten, shop a leave, you'll never chair.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

hahaha

fabulous

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

hehehe

nice!

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

hurrah!

EDIT; here's the rest btw

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

*strokes the magenta*

*feels calm yet strangely aroused*

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

^that's ace

*strokes*

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

hahahaha

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Hello, new person.

Picture: Check
16K Hummus: Check
No fucking whiny journalists looking for an easy ride: Check
No Random request for Special Needs Assistance: Check

Hooray! Welcome!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

hahahaha

that's bloody ace

welcome, you'll never leave
woo yay

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

Oo! a cowering!

*bums*
welcome to B3ta. Shop a cock onto a kitten and pull up a false leg!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

hah!

that's the spirit! welcome aboard.

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

ha ha ha!!

stop being pathetic and take pride in your hummus!

have a well deserved woo!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

more ning!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

NING!!!!!!!!!!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

you are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

All thanks to a glorious swear filter!!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

that's ace

welcome, sit down and grab a cup of tea, you'll be here for a very long time...

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

haha

what a great thing to see first this morning.

well done n00b.

*pats head*
*proffers kitten*
*clicks*

(

mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

WAIT

time passes...

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

My you are popular

Woo and yay for good new people.

In other news, I am currently in a blind panic having lost £100 worth of rugby tickets. Happy bloody halloween.

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

Oi!

Tall, thin Speccy mash-ups are MY IDEA. Now FUCK OFF.

*sobs*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

now now, be nice

*sharpens axe*

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Oh alright then.

Although I don't think it's that funny anyway. I'm off to drink tea and be paid lots of money now by Alex Charlton (nsfw) from EssentialResearch (nsfw). Yes, that's Alex Charlton [[email protected]] from EssentialResearch (www.essentialresearch.co.uk) (nsfw)

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:35, archived)

obviously i''m not going to be clicking those links

but i am now curious as to what the hell tiger pumping is

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

It's men

and they 'do things' to their family jewels to inflate them to the size of a child's head. Alex may or may not be on that website. I couldn't possibly say if you'll find him there or not.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

Smashing,

you've rescued Tuesday :¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

^^this

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

Well done!

All kinds of woo and yay to you, nice first post.

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

aceness

have a big box o' woo-yay

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

Hooray for boxes!

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

oh my god. that is the best thing i've seen so far today.

i love you.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

he loves it

and i do too!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:40, archived)

Yay for a happy god

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:41, archived)

He He

Welcome aboard

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:37, archived)

Hahahha!

Nice one.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:38, archived)

Good first post.
Pull up a kitchen, shop a tile...

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

Gulp

Thank you all for being so nice. Having now gained your trust, my next post will be an invitation to earn £100 for spending two hours drinking tea and 'chatting' about this new zany 'internet' craze.

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

one post

and you're already much better than me.
Have a woo, a kitten and my envy.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:53, archived)

heh, woo!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:55, archived)

Woo Sir.......

You are indeed welcome,

Chair,kitten,bridge,shark etc

(

caffeinefreak, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:02, archived)

Fantablious

stuff.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:37, archived)

This is all teh excellent.

*spills guinness*

(

Tart Monkey, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 1:30, archived)

Benn Diagram

Many, many apologies.

eeeek!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

My first woo of the day goes to you sir!

here it is:

WOO!

There, good wasn't it?

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

May I bathe

in it's lovely warmth?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

it is yours to do with as you wish!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

pffft

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Hahahah

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

i see your benn diagram

and raise you a van diaphragm

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

does anyone have

the pic of mr benn getting a robbers outfit and then holding up the shopkeeper ??

(stefd I HAVE RETURNED ..... And i brought cake, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:03, archived)

Get paid to drink tea and show off.

Hello all. I am gathering together various new media creative folk to meet with the Creative Directors of a (rather large and well known) london ad agency this Thursday afternoon. If you regularly mash up/create your own AV content for fun and post it to YouTube, b3ta, etc and are free 2-4pm this Thursday then drop me a line. You'll be paid £100 for 2 hours of idle tea drinking and chat. Cheers, alex. [email protected]

(essentialresearch, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

Oh, FFS

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

actually, aside from not being very b3ta-community concious

where else should s/he have posted this?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

Alaska

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Not far

enough away.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

Jamaica?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

up his arse

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

here

Askham Richard

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

Good point.

I'm getting a bit trigger-happy. I blame it on the lack of caffeine.

(The coffee machine outside my office is broken. This is not good news.)

Talk board? Link board? I suppose quite a few people don't go there regularly. Perhaps he should have asked Rob to put it in the newsletter, and scheduled his drinkie time for the following week. That would have got better coverage, allowed more time for people to get down to see him, and allowed for better organisation all round.

But who am I to teach someone else how to do their job? Oh, wait. My job title has the word "Manager" in it. Suckfocks.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

Bloody fine point.

1. Meeting with the creative directors....blah blah.
Errr, I don't think so, they would want to know who was coming in, or wouldn't be wasting their time.
2. Well known agency. Yeah, right.
3. Oh, I can't be arsed.

You nailed it on the final point - 'better organisation all round'

:)

/angry of Adland blog

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

my job title contains the words felch monkey

Mr Aardvark! Did you revise my job title again?

EDIT: ah, i've been looking for that t everywhere!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Can't have been me

I would have spelled it properly.

Try the pissed_squirrel.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

meh

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

No don't send all your noob cunts to /talk

Cheers

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

hehehehe

well, we will now ;)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

Nooooo

*cwies*

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

*hugs*

ok, sorry - we won't.
Not all of them, anyhow.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

Actually do

I enjoy abusing them

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:36, archived)

would this be an opportunity to say 'yes' to eerything?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

mr branston! is that you?

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

BEST

POST

EVER

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

Fuck off cunt

Seriously

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

Cunt

CUNT

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

it's simultaniously the best and the worst word ever!

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

*clears throat*

Kittin, Kittin, Kittin, Kittin, Kittin,

PS: You are a nawwty kittin

EDITED so that people's sweary filters allow them to still play out

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

? why?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

by posting on here he's forcing someone else's CDC off the main page

ergo, vis a vis: cunt

besides, I'm suffering from typing tourettes today

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

And you've probably now blocked some users

including Mr Ironman Tetsuo...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

not now we have a swear filter!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Will I get more if i come naked?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

it's definitely encouraged

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

*snigger*

you said come...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

RACIST!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

less blog more pictures

if your gonna use the main board my friend

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

hello

and goodbye

no please fuck off up your own rectum to spamming cunt.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Preses Ignore

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

IS IT FUCKING TUESDAY ALREADY

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

Do any of you 'people' ever actually bother to check out b3ta before you go posting this shit?

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

They are 'creative'

They don't need to check ANYTHING!

(duck Quack !, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

hi alex

i love tea, i want you to love it too!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

*clears throat*

FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU BADGER FELTCHING EXCUSE FOR A MONG'S CATHETER, WHO'S PARENTS ABANDONNED YOU AT THE SIDE OF THE STREET IN THE HOPES YOU'D ROT WITH WITH THE REST OF THE RUBBISH, QUASIMODO SPACKTART!

Any questions?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

Whats a CATHETER?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

god's little helper.

and a mistake.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:34, archived)

Err.

Sod off.

Can't be any decent agency, anyhow. Not with this kind of crap level of forward planning by you, you twunt.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

did you confuse the word "Essential" with "Medical"?

If so, I'm in :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

meet at newham hospital at 2pm for free untested drugs.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

IT'S STARTED

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:17, archived)

Vorderman

would

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Hello

This board is mainly for creative expressions (made by yourself, at that). Starting a new thread kicks someone's work off the bottom and makes for many angry faces, especially if there is no picture). Better to threadjack an existing thread and say TJ: before you start.
Never mind the swearing. It is quite normal here. You cunt.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

hang on, did you say [email protected]

are you really [email protected]

that amazing, for no reason i'm saying [email protected] over and over again, look, [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

yes I believe he did say

[email protected] over and over again, look, [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected] [email protected]

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

oi!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

sorry! Copy and Paste Zeal took over

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

I wish I could copy and paste that into some granny scat porn website sign up link

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

just open up your favourites and select a few at random

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

oh yes,

well, thank you very much

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

it is awfully rude to post

[email protected] and then sign [email protected] up for lots of donkey porn

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

I think that

[email protected] is the webmaster of tigerpumping.com (NSFW). So, www.essentialresearch.co.uk
[email protected]
Alex Charlton loves tigerpumping.com

All NSFW, all [email protected]

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

nope...

all i saw was

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

have you got 2 hours to get paid to chat and drink tea?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

yes...

best profile EVER!

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

like this?

hmm?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:27, archived)

Is this you

www.alexcharlton.com/ ?

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

looks like that muppet who plays the new Robin Hood

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Heh

That's a family friend you're talking about :P
*ignites sporks*

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

hahahahah sorry but my comment still stands.

Does this mean i'll never be welomce round yours for tea?

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:24, archived)

Oh you'll be welcome all right

You've be VERY welcome MUHAHAHAHA
I hope that sounded suitably menacing... it's hard to 'do' menacing in text form... ;)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

sounded more camp haha

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:28, archived)

Then my work here is done

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:30, archived)

hehehe

he's certianly 'keeping it real'

touch me now!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

actually, no, it's not

that chappy lives in Canada and his CV doesn't mention this Alex's past work for the BBC.

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

fucking hell

I hope you contributed first

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

Don't be daft.

Account age: 0 days.
Number of messages posted: 1.

'tard. Him, not you.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

U
C
K

O
F
F

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:20, archived)

Haha!

Look, everyone! It's a Masochistic New Media Creative Folk fetishist!

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

Do CDCs and lame bandwagons count

Cos thats all I do. That and abuse.

I'll give you both for the low low price for £125

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

haha go on the show and preset to them your finest CDC pictures.

I'm sure they would be impressed

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

You and me both

£125? bargain.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:31, archived)

fuck the fuck off you fuck

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

hahahahahaha!

nice first and last post!
pull up a kitten....

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:33, archived)

prick.

(

RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:45, archived)

now that's propper spam ^ *points*

i bet you 39 pence, that this chap didn't stick around to read all the lovely replies.

*shakes fist at 'post and run', spammy person*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:46, archived)

HPI Research..

..is a better company

*arfs*

(

Signify, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 11:09, archived)

Like a lamb to the slaughter

Hello new person. Pull up a kitten, photoshop a chair.

(

Ijon Tichy, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 7:59, archived)

Could I just say:

I love the way you selflessly threw yourself under the wheels of the b3ta /board train for my enjoyment? Thanks.

(

Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)

Fuck me! He'll get away scott free too!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

hahahahahah!

slight TJ:

I just came across this on bbc.co.uk

www.bbc.co.uk/ouch/news/btn/belm_chobb.shtml

I remember the BELM site from ages ago, but was unaware it had caused this much agro. chobb is a legend.

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

hahahaha

brilliant

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

hahahahaha

fuck the what?
smug bastard

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

Aaaargh!

They're ALL after his croissant!!!!

Run smug bastard, run like you've never smugly ambulated before!

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

arent you meant to do that with bees

oh well woo anyways

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

hahaha

what the fuck?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

hahaha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:51, archived)

jonathan ross joke about Heather Mills

From the Q awards last night.

Anyone know what it was? The TV just said it was about her wooden leg and telling lies, but was too offensive to broadcast.

I need to know the joke.

(hudster, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

Meh

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

hmm, he's 4000 odd older than you...

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

I know

Hence the irony...

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

oh the ironing!

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

Extreme ironing?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

is this the talk board, or is my internets playing up agian?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

It's your internets

But hang on, it's also my internets.

I would put it down to n00bs, but it seems that this bloke has been here for years and thousands of posts so, frankly, should know better. twunt.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

Just to point out....

my post does have a pic. Its just a pic with would in...

Sorry

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

it's a message board.

with messages! pow!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

oh, it's sunny!

are you back now? you've been MIA

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

i'm kind of working,

kind of been out a lot, so haven't been in so much, but when i get the chance it's nice to see the new bunch of boarders getting wound up.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

fair play

they are very animated aren't they!

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

you too

www.b3ta.com/board/6479573

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

Something about the talk board I think

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:11, archived)

Is the talk board down?

if not what is going on here?

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:12, archived)

wow

you are genius

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

yes, yes i am

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:15, archived)

Explain the shenanigans

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

Well changed my username for ladies day, forgot what i changed it to

Deleted my internet settings to get rid of "those" URLs. Since setting up my account i had changed my email address (due to stalker type issues), and so was easier just to set up new account

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

I take it you don't know what your number was?

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Also kind of forgot my password

*hangs head in senile shame*

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:25, archived)

WHoooooooooooooo

were you?

WHO WHO
WHO WHO?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:26, archived)

id:33020

Was me, nothing exciting to see though!

(

A dirty cunt shrivelled balls, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:29, archived)

Something about he wouldn't be surprised if he had 2 legs.

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

It's Tuesday, isn't it?

*takes strap-on out of desk drawer*
sigh, lets get this over and done with

(

Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

But, sir,

you have no drawers in your desk.

A small thong, yes. Drawers, no.

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

Fuck off Noob

FAQ.

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

FFS.

What's WRONG with you people?

*writes letter to the Daily Mail*

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:22, archived)

Anyone else fearing the onslaught after b3ta was mentioned in the news

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

Over the Virgin Comp?

...and where were we mentioned?

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

i almost crashed when i heard them talking about it on Radio2

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

Radio2?

Is the dial on your tuner stuck or something ;¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

Hey - I won't have a word said against teh Wogan!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

normally i agree

but at this time of the year i wish he'd stop fucking banging on about children in need. and that auction thing he does, that's just vile.

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

after you get past Stevenage on the A1

there's really nothing else to listen to

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

Look on the front page for the links

gruniad, register and something

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

i got an email from a swedish friend who is in australia

who had been told about it from her friend who works in denmark, and she had linked it from a danish news website.

/end of boring story

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

it's been already

you missed it

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

speaking of onslaughts.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

aren't they those weird dots that germans have on their letters?

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

No, you're thinking of

lager louts.

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

Umathurmans?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

that's that new element those scientists made

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

* readies to bum*

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

bum?

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

^this, haha

'ning

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

Not really

Unless they offer us an X-box

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

Yesterday afternoon

Poor little board.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

the site was hardly working yesterday afternoon

i had to do... wo... *deep breath*... work
*sobs*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

oh, you poor soul...

how ever did you cope?

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

chuzzle

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

there there,

come on, sometimes we all have to suffer.

there will be better times ahead.

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

*hopes*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

I had no work to do

So I drew naked fairy pictures.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

haha

good choice

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

If in doubt....

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

Have you posted 'em up here yet?

(

The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

Nope, due to no scanner etc.

they're not that fantastic anyway- they're like the ladies I drew in my profile but with wings.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

I listened

to 5live one last night and they said they were still going to be giving out the prizes.

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

to us?

That's nice of them.

Thank you Mr Branson, you're not a 'furry weetabix cunt'.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

Are you sure he's not?

*ponders*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

if that's true

then i'm a dutchman

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

we had a fucking 'mare

yesterday afternoon, once all the business types and other such got home from work and started checkin out the story they'd read in the papers. board was slow as fook.......

i'm fearing the influx of n00bs

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:04, archived)

Thats the problem,

yesterday was slow but today some of them may actually want to contribute

(

Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

then it's a good thing.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:07, archived)

an influx of new people?

you're all bloody new people!

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

well

yeah, but newer and utterly fucking clueless. purely here for the novelty of coming to a "naughty" website and cunting up everything.

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:16, archived)

we've all been enjoying our spotlight in the big time,

mutated monty is advertising ariel and leningrad's appearing as a guest on have i got news for you. embrace it!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

hahaha

if only.....

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

I've been asked to

do the tenna ladie commercial.. I get my own trailer and everything...

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

A bit worried.

On a good/bad note, I was quoted in the Inquirer!

Scapegoat or Martyr? Send your answer written on the back of a blank cheque for a chance to win!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

Looks like I picked a good day to be off work

I love noob muppetry

(

Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

It was on the dutch eight o'clock news yesterday*

* may be a barrel of lies

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

did you really beat me to this?

i thought i recognised it.

www.b3ta.com/board/6477264

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

yup

it's not very good, as it was my first CDC, but mine has spunk!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

cocksox

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:19, archived)

nah, was funny though :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

linky?

heres my icons for teh compo, these cant be worth new threads

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

ver' nice they are too

and kudos* for the existing thread

*does anyone ever actually say this?

(

Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

i thought kudos was that shitty

program that you use at school that is meant to give yet more unhelpful careers advice, see useless advice thing in newsletter

its only 10:13 and I want beer

(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:13, archived)

I say kudos,

but only at work where they don't like me using (what they call) long words.

(mazzmatazz is messing it up like a blue bottle, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:23, archived)

I for one

welcome our new corporate overlords

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

I have my Sick Joke book to keep me happy :)

(

Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

happy halloween

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

\m/(^_^)\m/

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

smash it

with a big fucking hammer.

(

Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)

smash it

Ctrl V
Ctrl V
Ctrl V
Ctrl V
Ctrl V

(

the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)

Ha ha

That am most woo

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

does any one eat pumpkin?

and what do you do with one once you have carved it, i've never ever seen one in real life.
i'm greatly amused by people creating sculptural compost.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

i bought my first this year

and got a recipe for pumpkin pie off t'internet
only to find one i'd got all the seeds out of it, that if i wanted to carve it, there wasn't any flesh for the pie
what a gyp

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

if you scoop all the stuff out of the middle

you can make a pie out of it. apparently.

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

i know it can be done, i like squashes in general,

lightly salted and allowed to dry slowly in a low oven the seeds are also rather nice.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

I made some pumpkin ravioli a couple of years ago

it was really nice but only used up a tiny amount of what we had
so most of it went in the bin

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)

i accidentally

tasted a bit while carving this one.
it's horrible.
the inside of a pumpkin is almost
hollow. there is some stringy bits and loads of seeds.
it has about an inch thick flesh which is edible.
after carving a jack o'lantern though the pumpkin
rots quite quickly.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

coat it in vaseline!

it stops it rotting or drying out & going all wrinkly.

(

TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

if it does shrivel up

simply immerse in water for 5 minutes.

advice to live your life by.

(

new_matt, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

it's only one night

so i just bin it.

/lazy bastard blog

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:01, archived)

curried pumpkin soup!

yumz0rz

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

I try

to use all of the pumpkin. I roast the seeds (in their shells) and make soup from the flesh. you can usually get quite a lot of soup from one pumpkin.

(

TheAlmightyBeev, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

F**k it then eat it

It's the only way.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

woo!

second pearoast opportunity for my 'mpkins! :D

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:55, archived)

noice

i like the shaun of the dead one.

i made one with a ghost on it last year.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

Those are awesome

Did you do them yourself?
If so, how long did it take?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

designs stolen from zombiepumpkins.com

just browse the gallery and make stencils out of the images of finished pumkins yourself using potatoshop.

yes i made them myself.

icluding hollowing-out time, it took one hour and forty-five minutes to do the two of them.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

they are fecking ace.

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

bucking frilliant

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

i've not made a pumpkin this year

i might decorate the front of my house with the local cat that keeps shitting on my lawn.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cats are halloweeny type animals.
it'll kill you, stay back
stay BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

Why should hallowe'en

be happy? Shirley, All Hallows Day should be happier.

You don't go around saying "Happy Christmas Eve" do you?

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

i'm lead to believe the germans do.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

I always

thought they said "Fröliche Weinachten!" and "Achtung Spitfeuer!"

(

F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

Hande Hoch Tommy!

For you Tommy, ze var iz over.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:08, archived)

Aaak, du Schweinhund!

/commando magazine

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:09, archived)

of course i do?

we all do.
don't you?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

I do like that

a woo to you sir :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

When Foreheads Take-Over

Scary beasts

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

is your password 'password'?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)

or first name Kenny

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

pfft!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

Hahahaha

Stop there - you're halfway to the dangerzone

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)

pffft

*does a u-turn*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

Yes

same for my bank account but im so overdrawn i dont care

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

hahaha I know your pain

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)

join the club.

we would have t-shirts.. but we can't afford them...

(

Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

face melt!

www.b3ta.com/board/6477054

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

a flamethrower

would be good for meltin faces

(

boff FL OZ, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)

hahaha foreskin fred!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

For the trekkie fans

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)

trekkies? on the internet? surely not!

(tis woo btw)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)

What are Trekkie fans called?

Trekkiers?

I didn't realise they had fans

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

perverts

;¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

arf!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

I thought that was

a type of dog

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

trekkies are funny.

ning.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

i thought they were called trekkers

i seem to remember getting told of by one for called her a trekky

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:42, archived)

trekkers and all other rambling types are funny.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

it's a label, not a self-declaration

terrorists prefer to be called freedom fighters, but it's other people who apply the label

thus, they are trekkies, because it makes them sound as pathetic as they are

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

Petrach.

(well you try writing a klingon word with these letters. )

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:46, archived)

KERPLUNK!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)

I own that game

but I've never played it. I always go for the monopoly or scrabble.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

It's a great game!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

they are handy in pub quiz situations

the question "what is the registration number of the star ship enterprise" always gets asked
needs to find better pub quiz

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)

you do

i almost know that, and i hate the bloody programme

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)

even I used to know that one

NCC17 something.

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:49, archived)

NCC 1701D

Sorry

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

*points*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

*gnaws finger*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6479454

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

arf

*thows trekkie coming out party*

:¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

"actually," he said, falling for the trap...

it depends on which series/film

NCC 1701D is the original Next Generation ship

Kirk's original ship was NCC 1701

Both changed after destruction and replacement of the ships in the films (NCC 1701E and NCC 1701A).

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:18, archived)

closet ~~trekkie~~ trekker fan.

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:51, archived)

haha no way. I used to watch a bit of star trek when I was about 12.

Then I realised it was...well... just a bit shit.*

*all in my personal opinion of course

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

this is the best star trek thing ever

EVER
www.b3ta.com/board/6353554

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

I don't even know who that kid is. Is he actually in star trek, or is it just some random?

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

he was in it i think

i reckongnise him because i always used to catch the end of star trek while i was waiting for the simpsons to come on

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

a likely excuse! You probably have a life sized spock cut-out in your room

with convenient hole drilled out of the mouth and anus area

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

noooooo!!!111oneleven

who told you? WHO TOLD YOU?

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

*taps nose*

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

That's Ensign Wesley Krusher.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

i'll take your word for that!

(

mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6479454

(

Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:06, archived)

True...

But Captian kirk had sex with green women next to the same rock each week!
What a stud...

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:03, archived)

hahahahahaha

No offence to anyone on here to is into star trek (fair enough - I don't mind it*) but having a 'pet name' for being obsessed over a particular show is a bit weird I think.

* I do really... I think it's ghey.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:48, archived)

this^

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:50, archived)

what about people who regularly use this site being called "B3tans"?

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Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:42, archived)

they actually prefer to be called "Trekkers"

instead of boring slack-jawed-loner-cunters (which is what I call 'em)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

Aye

I am a trekker, not a trekkie, apparently. I don't see the difference really but I'm told it's something to do with having regular sex and friends.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

So it's like Emo - scifi'ers are trekkies then...

interestink.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

I think trekkies are the people who think it's the be-all and end-all

and trekkers are the ones who realise it is just a telly show. A fantastic telly show, but still.

I'm a buffer too, which is even sadder. And a big scrubs fan, but if you call me that word I'll get angry....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)

Scrubbie?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

Oooooh, I'll let you get away with that

but only because I want to procreate with you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

Hurray!

Although I am a monkey, so this may prove awkward.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:10, archived)

They are only trekkies..

if they have attended a convention.
(or correct you that it's trekkers)

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

I was refering to his comment of Trekkie fans

fans of Trekkies (or Trekkers)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

aahhhh, so fans of Trekkies

or "imigrants" as I call them. They normally come from Poland.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)

Very

nice :¬)

*hides fake vulcan ears under desk*

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

I saw that

*mind melds*

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:53, archived)

I fucking hate star trek

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

Venn of the Worlds, circa 1953

Soooo soz (no I'm not)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)

you fat-handed twat

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)

hahaha

Cheers :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)

predator on acid lolz

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gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)

Trust

me to start something everyone hates.

haha btw

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)

It takes a special talent to start a bandwagon of rage

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:38, archived)

well you could have at least started a bandwagon that involves more than circles and some text

what do you think this is - cartoon time? ;)

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

i love you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

I'm so mediocre...

I had a few variations based on one idea - not my fault if everyone does one.

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:58, archived)

haha that last bit made me laugh

GO DO ONE!

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:02, archived)

Venn vill this end?

;)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

Veal.....meet again.....

...don't know vhere....don't know Venn....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:44, archived)

I do

he's a top bloke

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

Dunno, but I'm hoping that this Sven Diagram will help

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:56, archived)

what

is
with
all
the
fucking
venn
diagrams
eh?
you
cunts

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Just Flange, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

_{and the usual reminder that the Draw Off is today at 3}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

Halloween is shit

But your picture makes me smile.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

why for is halloween shit?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

Trick or treaters mainly.

I really don't understand why on one day of the year parents see it fit to let their kids essentially go 'begging' to strangers houses.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

it is an odd tradition

i think it's a bastardisation of letting kids be 'little devils' for one night, but yes, the UK version is a rather desultory affair, round our way it's usually very little kids being dragged round by their parents

having said that, the really little kids look very cute

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)

*cough*

_pedao

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

pedao?

Is that like a Spanish kiddie fiddler?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

hahahahahaha

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

pedallo?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

A neighbour came to our house with her very spotty 4 year old son who was dressed as a pig with a trident.

She said he did not want to miss the event even though he had chicken pox.

(Smudger, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)

A pig with a trident?

Porkseidon

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:36, archived)

Hahahahahaha

burp

(Smudger, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

hahahaha

hahahaha

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

thereby spreading teh pox to the whole neighbourhood?

that's the hallowe'en spirit!

edit: is that just a picture of three condoms?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

It's not begging

It's demanding money with menaces. Much bigger crime.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

give em sweets

then when they look disappointed shout "FUCK OFF THEN", making sure to liberally spray child and parent with spittle, and slam the door in their face

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gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

money?

bollocks,
they get sweets or nowt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

They're lucky if they get sweets some of 'em.

It's when they're bigger than me that I get worried...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

ah, no thats a bit shit

but its simple, only supply crap cheap sweets.

That way you stay cheery and don't get happyslapped

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

I don't even answer the door. Little fuckers don't even dress up at all where I live

They just put their hood up or something.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

ah yes

the carollers we get at christmas are SHIT

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

I just sing back at 'em

better than they are singing at me.

If the family's round, we can do full-on four part harmony at 'em.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

you crazy fool! :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

Years of practice

singing in a choir that does carol "services" and gets paid with a slap-up meal and as much booze as you can drink, and then have to sing "Ding Dong Merrily On High" while as drunk as a skunk. Marvellous.

Not done that for a couple of years, though. I now need to look at the words to remember them. Still got the harmonies in my head, though.

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)

is there any other kind?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

Same here

Or a couple of cheap & nasty masks bought from the pound shop...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

Thats ok, Give 'em a punch in the face

Its cheaper than buying sweets anyway

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

ones that don't make the effort don't deserve anything

Another good trick is to have a really loud Halloween party. That way you can;t hear the door or you're too drunk to answre it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)

it's tuesday

getting drunk on a school night is NAWTY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

Yea another of lifes problems solved by heavy drinking

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

alcohol:

is there anything it can't do?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

I was JUST going to type that.

I'm getting scared that we are starting to think the same

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

i am legion, for we are many

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:40, archived)

Fruit is the way to go...

apples with razor blades embedded in 'em... yeah...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

i plan on going out

until late, thus avoiding any young scallywags.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

where i l ive is in a really nice area

and people drive their kids in because they think they will get better treats.

fortunately i live on the 1st floor, so i just don't answer the door

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:32, archived)

how is an excuse to get pissed, eat sweets and dress up like a monster

in any way a bad thing?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

i shalll be doing neither of these tonight

instead i shall be sitting on my roof with pots of boiling oil.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

i was just thinking the exact same thing

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gravytrain, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)

TRICK YOU LITTLE CUNTS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:27, archived)

I don't need an excuse to do that

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

It surely is.

It's such an Americanised tradition, and like all things American has been adopted wholeheartedly by this nation's retailers.
The annoying thing is that it seems to be promoted in preference to bonfire night, which is a much nicer thing to celebrate (people tortured to death as opposed to ghostly dead things and graveyard crazinesses). As an example, this government wants to ban the sale of fireworks!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:31, archived)

It's a Celtic tradition

(done properly) but with added monstery goodness

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:34, archived)

Well it's Celtic festival,

but the trick or treating and all that silliness is surely a modernish Yankee thing?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

Well Samhain was to celebrate the end of the Summer Equinox (I think)

so the gathering of food to see you through the Winter one was probably undertaken during the three day festivity.

so.................. it's not that big a leap, especially as kids don;t want to eat Barley as much as they used to.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:43, archived)

The impression I got (and this is confirmed by the ever reliable Wikipedia)

is that Halloween was ditched as something to celebrate in England and bonfire night celebrated instead. It's only recently (the 1980's according to Wikipedia) that there was a resurgence, and the American style of Halloween celebrations used. Hence it being imported as a tradition.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:52, archived)

It was resurgent well before the nineties.

Edit:(sorry misread your post)

I remember as a student in the mid to late eighties keeping a battery powered water pistol near the front door to soak any trick or treaters who came knocking.

I believe the whole thing was started off in England by US servicemen's families in East Anglia.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:57, archived)

There's no such thing as a summer equinox.

You have a summer solstice (June 21/22), an autumn equinox (Sept 21/22) a winter solstice (Dec 21/22) and a spring equinox (March 21/22).

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:54, archived)

which is why I said "I think"

I'm no expert, mainly due to not being alive hundreds of years ago

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:14, archived)

Hundreds of years?

How dare you! I'm not forty yet.

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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:21, archived)

well, fireworks are more likely to take your face off

than a witches costumes,
but yes, we're british, we can bob for apples
but the main focus has always been (and should remain) on november the 5th

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)

^ This

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:37, archived)

I love that bonfire night.

It is a good night. Our little town of Stansted Mountfitchet puts on a lovely display in a big field each year, and there's a big bonfire that you can stand near. Shame they don't sell mulled wine.
Also, November is a lot warmer that it was when I were a kid. I remember being absolutely freezing on bonfire night, but these days I can go in shorts and a light shirt.

I wouldn't buy fireworks myself, but it's silly to ban them when you need to be over 18 to buy them anyway. What next? Ban bleach? Ban cars because they might possible kill someone. I mean, how many people are actually killed by fireworks each year anyway? It's probably a lot less than people who die of alcohol poisoning. Grrr.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:41, archived)

^ this

I've died of alcohol poisoning, many, many times. (well, it fucking feels like it!)

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:45, archived)

i'm in harlow

what a small world

and i agree wityh you about the fireworks

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:47, archived)

yay for the count!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

This^

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

eh eh eh

How many counts do you count today?

1.

There is 1 Count.

EH EH EH

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

What's today's draw off?

I might even have time to take part today...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

universal monsters

that's Universal Studios monsters btw

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:29, archived)

Thanks

I may even get time to join in today... Probably not, but I can dream...

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 10:00, archived)

it's the last one for a while

(maybe until next year if we're still about)
because people never pay attention and we keep answering the same question over and over and over and over and*

Sorry, it's the Halloween themed "Universal Monsters"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:30, archived)

you should have the draw off details in your sig

then people won't forget

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:35, archived)

That's a good plan

Personally I don't forget, I work in an office until 2, travel home, have lunch, then it's usually 3:15 by the time I'm back online and I'm fifteen minutes late to even start drawing. Humbug!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:59, archived)

yyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyy

'ning Toasty, and wo to the pic :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:26, archived)

vun!

ah ah ah....

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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:33, archived)

1 Halloween

ah ah ah ah....

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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:39, archived)

(Mr MacTarpaulinsmythe, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

and so it goes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

post your

standard response thingy.
that'll learn 'em

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

pfft

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

that's reserved for a special person

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

Irony, a bit like Goldy but duller

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:17, archived)

yes

this.

there are only so many venn diagrams i can see in one day and i'm over my limit, lets hope this is the last, the very last.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

that's some hope mr sonofodin

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

once you've opened pandoras box all that is left is hope

hope that the rohypnol doesn't wear off and you've time to dump her unconscience under a hedge in the park.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:23, archived)

heh

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

that pandora's some girl

but that box is well over used

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:24, archived)

Yeah, but...

...she'll stretch.

/wrong_joke_blog

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:28, archived)

Me too. If anyone else posts one, I shall make a very bad smell.

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:20, archived)

there is an argument that somebody somewhere is therefore always posting another one

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

That's ok - I make bad smells quite often so it's down to a matter of timing really

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mugatu, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:22, archived)

this may be true

but this has to be worse then the "little chef" bandwagon

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Sir T. Skellington, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

standard

boring reply from someone who rarely posts.

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:25, archived)

...

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:16, archived)

aargh

mental floss please

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:18, archived)

No, you'll need this

*hands mental brillo pad*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:19, archived)

Ooh, that's bettere

Thanks.

Just to make sure, I'll dig out the mind bleach too...

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The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Tue 31 Oct 2006, 9:21, archived)

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