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# smoking?


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Baby
on a blood-coated sword.

Eeek!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:35, archived)
# *clicks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# fwaps
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# What the fuck is wrong with her ribcage!?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:38, archived)
# no idea
it's a drawing
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Is it?
Fuck.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Shit.
Fwaps
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# looks like a before and after implants shot.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# is that, and the trouser rippping cock from the same film or are you an anime porn fiend!
???
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# the cock was from gifdump
nad that wasfrom some hentai tgp site
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)
# This is most woo.
*clicks rapaciously*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# that's extreme
super
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Like it.
Have a new woo

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# haha!
my mum not only smoked during pregnancy... she sent me for the fucking tabs..

/that scottish guy from the ebeneezer good video who's name i can't remember, yes him, his joke, blog!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:41, archived)
# jerry sadowitz
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Jerry Sadowitz?
Does Magic and Says 'Fuck' at people...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
Aceness
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Yay!
Can he do any tricks? :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# give him a couple of hours.
hasn't had his first feed yet.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Looks like it stings a bit!
Grand stuff.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:46, archived)
# Fuck me that's ace!
*Cluck*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# i made a creature


/crappy phone photo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# see how it runs
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# *tilts*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# with it being that cold up there
no wonder its bell-end is blue.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# set fire to it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Bit cruel
It's not like it has foot and mouth.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# it might..
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Good point...
That was good enough reason for them to burn loads of cows.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# From here,
it looks like it has four feet and a mouth.





Badum!




tsh...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# pffft :)
I can see legs but no feet
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Well,
I assumed there would be feet at the end of the legs...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Well,
Assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME

:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:29, archived)
# *writes that down*
*reads*
*chuckles again*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I want one
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# woo!
strike it!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# does it suffer from 'phossy jaw?'
/tenuous match reference blog.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# You didn't make that!
You've bought a whole box of them, look.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# oh
and I don't smoke. ladies.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*


you just enjoy playing with matches then, huh?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# 'nings, miss!
*hugs*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# i have been known
to set the odd thing alight. matches..fireworks...fields..
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# I have only ever burnt people.
So I feel morally superior.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# very lovely
TJ

When referring to 'a handful', is that the size of the breasts' owner's hands, or the hands of the person grabbing said handful?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# Afternoon freebs!
I'd say it's the person doing the grabbing...

But it's a fluid kind of rule, it could alter according to the circumstances.

For instance, in bed with the missus needs a whole different set of rules and constants than at the lap-dancing club with your beered-up chums =)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# it was a mathmatical query
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# but he's provided both
quantitative and qualitative analysis as well as sociological observations ...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# Yeah but what I meant was you're more likely to be grabbing your missus' norks in bed...
...while a lap-dancer's more likely to grabbing her own.

So whose hands can depend on the situation.

Never mind =)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# Theres only one way to settle this.
Bring me Norks
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# I'd say
It's based on the person grabbing said handful.

Reason being that a handful isn't a set measurement.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# HE'S not ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# it is sweet!
have you decided if there is to be an aberdeen b3ta bash?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# heh, im not really organising one
so i wouldnt get your hopes up...still possible though.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# oh wellington boots
how many b3tans do you think live this neck of the woods anyways? prolly not many
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:39, archived)
# not a lot
i think. sadly.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Cute!
Does it have a name?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)
# well its either
bluebell or 'keep in a dry place and away from children'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# I prefer the latter.
Or 'Kiadaafc' for short,
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# More evil santa....


I don't know where this comes from, but I just find him creepy...

Previously....

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# woo
i am reminded of hogfather, which multiple adverts tell me is being made into a live action thing.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Hogfather is a brilliant book
One of TP's best. I've always doubted that his stuff can be made into fillums though.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# david jason is playing the elf
is all i know

(i bet it's going to be utter shit)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# don't be so negative
it may be a very well done piece of theatrical art, performet to perfection by such masterful actors as David Jason.


LOL!! Yeah ok, it's a bunch of has beens fucking up a good book!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# mind you
i thing hogfather is one of the weaker pratchetts
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# HO HO HO

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)
# it's being shown on
the 17th Dec on sky
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Really? Are you sure?
Live action one or animation?

Cos i have an inkling that the animated ones have been made ages ago
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:37, archived)
# i've heard rumors about multiple tp books going to be made into films
such as "wee free men"
i expect something hitchhiker-movie-like, it's the horror
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# the electric boogaloo

traced from a brilliant piece of work by the talented ecletech
but inserting my characters into place
#5, #4, #3, #2, #1 & other adventures of P.D. Barnum
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# That is marvel-hoos!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Ohm my goodness!
that's ace!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# I just got a photo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# oooh i likes that
is it emo to have a little star on your wrist?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# not really, could be the psychobilly kind
but tattos on the wrist are bad, you only see them blurred.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# blurred?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:20, archived)
# a bit
and quite common too :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# humph
teacup on the bumcheek it is
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:21, archived)
# now there is a plan
and we all want photos!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# i've got it all planned
i'm going to get it as a graduation present
so plenty of time to get bored of it and change my mind about tattoos (again)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# alternatively a pong paddle on each cheek
!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Haha
This^ made me drop my apple
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:36, archived)
# wow!
that is nice
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# jiggly!
i likes it!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# I miss tvgohome
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# we've stepped back in time to TV Go Home!
Does that still exist?
*jumps in to time machine*
VVVVvvvvvvzzzzapppp!!

www.tvgohome.com/
Why yes it does!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# yeah
I really miss that website
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# It did run out of steam :(
I used to look forward to each new episode like the B3ta newsletter
Blimey thats going back a bit
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# My favourite was Eastenders at right angles
in the Valentines one
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Jellyback!
and Wanking for Coins
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes
always made me laugh for some reason.

I think it was just the sheer horror
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# It was full of genius moments
like the extreme grandstand with 'Pylon piss fight'
I also guffawed at 'The ten tasks of one armed, one legged Hercules. 3: Changing a duvet cover in the back of a moving caravan'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# No.
The bloke that did it went on to be more media and famouser than the b3ta peoples, and has newspaper columns and TV shows. He's too rich and famous to bother doing stuff for free these days.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# indeed
he was on Have I got News for You just the other night.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# Yes.
And he had a recent TV series called Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe. It was quite funny.
I also bought his book. I laughed myself silly at 'Inspector Bumhat'. Ha ha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Screenwipe was good...
but really it was just a sweary version of TV BUrp.

His screenburn book is good though.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:26, archived)
# aye, i've got his book q:
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:19, archived)
# I saw
his TV show. Ver' ver' amusing, it was.

Charlie Brooker I think his face-name is.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:22, archived)
# `Tis so.
I am going to be better and funnier and richer than him with the launch of my hilarious* website, as mentioned in the signature.




*I have an unusual definition of hilarious that no-one else seems to share.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# egg!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:25, archived)
# Kittins!
Perl!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:27, archived)
# Yay!
Well reminded!
Holiday special cracks me up :)
www.tvgohome.com/0106-2001.html
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:32, archived)
# blue b3ta shirley?
*awaits religious war regarding pronunciation of b3ta...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# *bums embassy*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# OI!
you leap frogged a step!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:16, archived)
# *settles down on sofa with a few beers and some nachos*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:12, archived)
# hahahahahaha
'behatted overlord' - pfffttftftftftf
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Hahaha, woo.
As good a place as any to post this.
Image hosted in Warren B3tas Anus - click for free B3ta image hosting

I've never felt compelled to do a cdc, but I was overcome with the need to...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Hahaha This is great
*clicks*

I want to see more.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Bat Poo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooo
kay
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# Well if she'd bothered owning a nose...
...she'd have had some warning.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Confused ?
You should be.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# I think you'll find the technical term for bat-shit is 'guano'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# whilst bat shit is referred to as 'guano'
a lot of animals faeces is called that, including most birds
so if you want to refer specifically to bat's doings, it's worth saying 'bat guano'

edit: actually, i think guano refers to the faeces when there's a lot of it, i think individual doings are still called 'droppings'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# Bat Guano!
Sounds like a spanish board game.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# and a character from 'dr strangelove'
'A substance composed chiefly of the dung of sea birds or bats, accumulated along certain coastal areas or in caves and used as fertilizer.
Any of various similar substances, such as a fertilizer prepared from ground fish parts.'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# :)
Better definition than Bat shit anyway.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# eeeewwww.. the stuff in BOOST BARS!??!!111
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# No,
you're thinking of Gouranga.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# What, the Lenny Henry catchphrase?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# no, that's the sex-interest from 'boy meets world'
/safe in the knowledge that very few people will get that
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# t'penga?
*edit* pardon spelling....
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# no, that's that animated penguin
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Kattanga wasn't it?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Very few people... including me.
'ning, Micto.

I notice you've dropped right down the stats - how's the new job?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# shit
they expect me to work :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# no he means when you run over the monks in Grand Theft Auto 1
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Yo, G-Sav, ma blud.
Watchoo guano do 'bout it?




Pffft! See what I did there?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:07, archived)
# K-Mart - dat was well wicked innit!
I sees wat you did!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# *does that finger slappy thing*
*sucks teeth*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# its amazing how one letter can change everything...
affluent

effluent

... on a tenuously related note
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:11, archived)
# Haha
I had to explain that to the guy from the French office last week
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# *blinks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# I agree.
For instance:

"Leg" and "Lug" - two completely separate body parts*.


*That was the best I could think of, sorry. I'll probably come up with something just as I post this though, and then find that someone's pissed on my mind when I add to this post.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# the worst is thinking of one an hour later...
... then spending another hour working out how to bring it back into the conversation...


... i find anyway
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I agree!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Yeah
HIV or HGV
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:15, archived)
# Wow, that's some MAHOOSIVE bed she's got.
Psssst: tastes...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# tatses! haha
/easily amused

hello you
*huggle*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# oh THAT's what it is
I thought it was a giant green food blender that she was using to make those chocolates
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:09, archived)
# The lady loves milk tray
not bat chocolate drops
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Out in time for Christmas...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I saw teh sans
and it opened up my eyes
I saw teh sans
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# i always get really angry with myself
if i ever mis-spell 'the'
and it boggles my mind when people do it deliberately
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# It's only in certain circumstances
teh sans, teh Quo and teh pub are about the only ones I can think of when I would do it deliberately.

Generally I pride myself on my exellent speeling and grammer.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# haha!
:D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:14, archived)
# What about "all teh borked"?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# prolly
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# ^ tihs
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# :) Boggle
I like that game
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# god yes
brilliant game
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:06, archived)
# I'd imagine
that you're quite good at it.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Ahhhhh Christmas is coming
Evil Santa
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# Fat thieving bastard!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# you've made santa evil
nice one
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Christmas is miles away
and in no way should I be thinking of shopping or cards. Right?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# indeed
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# i haven't.
but then, i forgot my sisters birthday, so i wouldn't take my advise.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I did all mine last night
my bed is covered in gifts and wrapping paper, supplied daily by teh Guardian last week :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Obligatory Christmas pearoast
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# this is my favourite thing ever.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Joanna and Shandy?




Cracked me up
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# just for you

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Oh God
that took me until now :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Who the hell is Emma Dreaming.... oooh
That took way too much thinking for me.

WOO!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# that is superb
hoorah!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# That's absolute genius...
A woo, a yay and a hoopla to you.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:04, archived)
# Grand
I had an after lunch nap and it was braw.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Ah... that is lubberly...
Not like my santa

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Nice one!
Hooray for grumpy Santa!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:33, archived)
# It's not the best interactive DVD on the market this xmas...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!

Very clever.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# that sir, is fantastic
may I offer you a "click"?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
and there i was thinking it would be a joke based around a sexually injured corpse
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# that's the best post today
no mistake
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# haha
*Searches for on Amazon*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:50, archived)
# hahaha great.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# *orders*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# *obeys*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# He he he
Excellent stuff *click*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# hee hee
i met him last week, was smoking outside a club, turned round and there he was!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:18, archived)
# did you
resist saying "alwight!" at him?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:42, archived)
# nope, it was said
and then a hug insued
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
excellent!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 1:06, archived)
# Clickclickclickclickclick!!!
Wonderful. Smiling now for the day.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# I challenge ye!
Somebody get into a Electronics store and hijack the store for this stunt.
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Brilliant!
(, Wed 6 Dec 2006, 21:57, archived)
#

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# mmmm nuzzle-age
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Not a bad day for Art really
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# cool
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# haha
life is a long series of misundertandings
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# with the occasional misunderstanding too
:)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# that too
too late to ninja that one
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# arf
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# *checks post*
nope.... that is how you spell occasional...

bugger
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:48, archived)
# :P
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:49, archived)
# i like where this is going
*awaits oncoming yiffage*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Hahah, I must have missed one
I have no idea either

*goes to look*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:44, archived)
# no, I'm horrible
incidentally, I appear to have a bar in Turkey with a terrible website:

mrhorriblebar.sitemynet.com/
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# that should get the
worst site in the world award.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# good god that sucks
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# that's truly a horrible website!
You must be horribley proud
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Hmmmm.. Its you isn't it?
I mean.... the Fez is a dead giveaway.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# I really wish it was
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Arf!
"You can serve yourself, the kids will be welcomed to serve drinks as well..."

and then let them design your website for you when they are good and drunk.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Christ
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:02, archived)
# lucky boy
having a pussy wrapped around him
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# (>=^_^=)> <(o_O<)
Very cute :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# i'm quite curious of what the outcome of this will be.
i'm guessing it will involve whipped cream.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# looks like
shes coming into season
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:52, archived)
# Great stuff
cat/woman hybrid thing getting into some kind of scrape
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:57, archived)
# If he hasn't got a barbed cock, she surely won't be interested
Woo, very nice.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:08, archived)
# Miracles of the Victorian age Times #43 - the Steam Powered Horse.
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# wowsers
3 horsepower
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# needs more woo
woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# excellent
nice graininess
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:43, archived)
# Are you sure
that's not a horse powered espresso machine?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
could be, could be
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Neighce!
Have a steam-powered dragon to go with:
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Nice
Funnel.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# That's what all the girls say
ashally
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:01, archived)
# And then
'shame about the black stuff spewing out of it...'?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# HORSE IS A ALIEN
BEWARE
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# This is for Mictoboy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Dear me!
Woo you
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# well
I
never
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# oof!

yet, grand!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# I'll
go
to
the
foot
of
our
stairs
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!
that's hail-arious
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# hahahah
you utter cunt :)

L33t o'clock! :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# hehe
silly
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:37, archived)
# ha ha ha
arf!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
# Woo!
Have that, Adolf.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# He's back
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I thought it was Tennis Advice...
Arf!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# you mean I don't have to serve food on a plate?
I can eat it striaght from the saucepan?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Indeed.
*insert tumble weed here*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# *inserts tumbleweed*
How does that feel?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# Must be a bit itchy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# EAT THAT DAWKINS!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# mmmm
tasty Dawkins
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Yes, with this 50p sauce packet you can make this splendorous meal for 4!*
*just add sirloin steak, mashed potatoes, peas, carrots, onions and gravy
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# that's a bit mad
I like
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# I do not exactly know why
but I like it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# I'm enjoying some of those quotes!
excellent stuff and congratulations!
I've got a big milestone later this week
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# I thank you kindly
Yea I trawled glassco.cx and realised how much wierd stuff I come out with
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Yay!
Congratumalations!
/cracking quotes
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Cheers =)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Fab!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Thanks
Took fookin' ages tho
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# 'grats weasley
*fluffles*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Unsure what a *fluffle* is
But I heartily welcome one from you. Cheers
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# the internet has answers to almost every question
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# No luck
Firewall locked me out of urban dictionary too
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# argh, that's bad
but some of the content really is a bit NSFW

are you viewing b3ta over the reroute or is it still unblocked?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# Its unblocked provided I dont look at profiles or the home page
Odd really. I still have to go via the reroute now and then though
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
#
1. fluffle

Think of something that is
a) Affectionate
and b) Non-sexual.

Whatever you think of, is what a fluffle is - it's different for every person.

One of the more common interpretations is hugging someone and ruffling their hair.

* Cameron fluffles Kate - Hi there!

* Cameron gives Kate a good fluffling.


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:40, archived)
# I thank you
And feel much wiser.

*edit* can someone get me a definition for hatstand too please?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:41, archived)
#
1. hatstand 15 thumbs up

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:46, archived)
# WE NEED MORE DRIED FROG PILLS!!!

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# from earlier
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# =(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Big Congrats KW Jelly..
Victor Wooo-ton.

(Oooh I'm coming up for a Landmark.. Oh What to do?)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# I thank you
And nudity. You should do big nudity
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# nudity
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Nudity
Unless you're a sexy girly, in which case: High resolution animated nudity.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Grand!
Congratumalations
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# Cheers
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# hoorah!
needs more buttocks though.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# I got bum in a few times
Thats gotta count for something
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Haza !
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Haza!
cheers
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# Not enough nekkid
But that isn't strictly mandatory until 5k, and this is a brilliant celebratory post so I'm more than happy to let you off this time
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks =)
Thought of nekkid, but work constraints stop me from dropping my trousers in the office.

You'll have it by 5k, promise
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Yay!
Muchos Congratos, Senor Weasel.
Time really flies when you're having fun...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Tell me about it.
Thank you kindly

Still waiting on your 1000 though. I expect the full shabang
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# steeeeady, i'm just nearing the 500

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# in which case, i want half shabang
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# you'll get a bang then

(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Which half?
The Shab or the Bang?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# whichever gets more nudity
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:42, archived)
# congratumilationalisationalisticificationalisationalisticipricitationalicklywicklywoo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# that's easy for you to say....
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# it is easy to say
give it a proper read
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# And about 15 mins to say it without getting it wrong
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:32, archived)
# Actually...
Con- grat- you- mil -ay - shun -al -eyes- ay - shun -al ist iffy - cay - shun - al eyes - ay - shun -al -ist -ick -ip - rick - it -ay -shun -al -ick -ul -ee - wick -ul -ee -woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:35, archived)
# see! :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:38, archived)
# thanksamatilationanicatosis!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# you'll never live, er I mean leave
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# When my F5 key breaks I think I'll have a nervous breakdown
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:30, archived)
# s'alright
CTRL R does the same
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:33, archived)
# Hahaha congrats
love the quotes ;)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# Cheers
There were some crackers that were too big to put on there tho
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# that was quick work
very well done
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:34, archived)
# Cheers bbb
Seems like only yesterday I had my 2000th
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# ha!
best milestone anime EVER!

/possibly shortsighted comment blog
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:36, archived)
# I accept the award and run like a pirate* before anyone realises
* Unsure if running like a pirate makes me faster or slower. But they got away a lot.


Cheers though
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:39, archived)
# Congrats
and great 3000 post :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks =)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:30, archived)
# I was going to wait.... but I just can't
So I think I'll put this here:

Please gaz me with suggestions for the other letters, but please: Memes only that will appeal to everyone. Trouble letters are: J, E, L, N, U, Z.

Thankees
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Hooray for B!
How many have you drawn so far?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# just those two
but some will be easier than others
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:23, archived)
# w00!
I assume H is taken?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# *winks*


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# of course!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# She's not doing users
Else I would have spammed her for K a long time ago
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# i was going to suggest Hickory Smoked Horse Buttholes, actually.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# needs more halibut
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# with hamtoucher as a song title
this can only be a Good Band©
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# and haslet
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Wild Haslet
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# I'm really going to enjoy this series!
And this is only 'b'!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# :)
I aim to please, and I glad you like them I've been chuckling away at work trying to come up with ideas!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# Ahhh i really love that rendition of the shark bridge helicopter!
Any chance of a bigger version?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# gimme 5 mins
!

edit: here we go...

and its only 49kb :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# Thankyou!
i can't imagine what G is going to be...


edit:- That's ossum i love it!
Thankyou kind lady it's now my desktop background
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# not what you think
surprisingly :D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# *Guesses*
Gnops?

1
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# possibly
*adds to list*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:20, archived)
# Damn
was hoping i could claim it was a secret user one!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# COR!
Excellent!


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# :D
thankees sir the hat
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# very nicely done!
I didn't think you'd pull it off ... but YANK! and it's done!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# :)
Ta very muchly, I hope the rest can live up to the first ones
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# mnnnnng
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'll take that as a compliment
:D x
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:29, archived)
# N is for
NERYS HUGHES!

or NerioS Molesthes, as she ended up
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I have no idea who or what that is
please link me up in a Gaz :D

Thank you
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha... Wowsers...
A series that can run for ever and ever and ever.. Or at least until we're all out of Letters...
Nice Work Wagon Wheel
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# thankees
:D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# It is like an illustration
of a Greek myth. Hoorays!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Cool
Maybe if you get a little bit more over excited you could post the next 3 and the do one a day, turning in into some sort of b3ta advent calendar, but without the chocolate

Jelnuz sounds like a word, maybe the last one could be little baby Jelnuz
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# ooh, what a concept
catch up and then one a day....
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# good thinking
I haven't seen a b3ta advent calendar this year
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Boo!
Bery bice beries....

*blicks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# :D
what a super aliteration (to quote zedsmith I think)

YAY!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# heheheheheheheeeeeeeeeeeee
marvellous
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# :)
Thank you sir.

How's you?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Woo!
But I have no ideas, sorry.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# That's ok
I'll take your woo as part payment, but you'll have to work the rest off I'm afraid!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:28, archived)
# J sorted for you
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:17, archived)
# er.....ta...
hehehe its a hard one!!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# thats what all the girls say..
x
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:45, archived)
# B is for BRAW!
W is for WOO
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:18, archived)
# :D
already have those on the list... thankees for the suggestions though :)

edit: DDoh I left my brain at home, thanks for the praise also!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:22, archived)
# Ace!
Woo and yay!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:21, archived)
# oh woo thank you
I love your stuff so praise indeed from you!

You make me right crack up!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:26, archived)
# N
is for noob, nazi and nnnnnnng?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:55, archived)
# These are all of teh woo
...







Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Oh bloody hell! Not this album again!


How many times can basically the same album be released?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# I have all those songs on my itunes playlist
:P

*edit* Every Christmas
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I keep all those songs
in my pants. It keeps me warm in the winter. And it's always interesting when young ladies stop to listen to your crotch in the street ... it happens more than you'd think ...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Yes.
It's your fault. You keep buying them. It only encourages the scoundrels.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I haven't bought one
since the Smashie and Nicey one.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# ha ha ha
exactly
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# "Wind in your Mullet"
My idea for a petrol station soft rock compilation
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# shop it
the cover requires some parping...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great title.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *parp*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# 236
approximately
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# ZOMG
I haven't seen these songs in that EXACT order before!!!

*runs to Woolworths*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Bwahahaha
This is my favourite animation of the day!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# Second favourite, Shirley!?
*cries*

Woo! Mr Fella!


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# 'Ning Sir Dave!
I was just thinking about you when it hit noon. I'm missing DTF :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# me too mate!
Have a word with the Duke!


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# there *was* a lunch thread, of sorts today
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# 'Ning Sir the hat
Yours is definately up there in the top 2
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# But wait!

I can't find lesson 2 :(
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I retract my previous statement
This is my favourite today!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# I want to click this
as I am madly in love with it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# good point!
hand up who's got more than three
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:09, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# ello Fanj
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# sup nigra
SHOOP DA WHOOP
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# are you at teh Imperial on saturday?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# nopes
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:19, archived)
# That is Perfect!
...is Gayby Shambolic or Turd-Fi on there?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# spot on
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny cos it's true
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# *dons driving gloves*
*enters mondeo*
*rocks*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# D'oh!
I forgot to stick 'DRIVING' somewhere in the title. That'll be for disc 2 which has 2,4,6,8 Motorway and Born To Be Wild on it.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# Hooray for the excellent band "Crazy Crazy Nights"
and their famous song "Kiss"
;-D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:24, archived)
# Oops!
I can only blame the cheap production values used for this lazy repackaged reissue.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Because imitation is the sincerest form of derision
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I find this much more to my taste.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Tiger?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# No
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# robots?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# Robbots
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# hahahaha
in this you are correct.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# wasn't this further down the board just now
in an existing thread?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Could be
But this is the family version
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# and done by someone else
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# good point
delete the original thread! ;D
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No! My precious replies!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Briefly
But I thought all sensible people would have the other thread on Ignore by now and no sense wasting a perfectly good Tigger.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# i like your thinking
hurrah for tiggers
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# no
that was a racist version
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# see above
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# much, much better
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Silence board nazi.
I think its acceptable
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# i was merely adding to the racism/intolerance theme
not nazi-ing
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Fair enough
Nazi statement retracted
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Yay.. Nasty ol'post has been Fluffified...
*Sings Lustily*
"The wonderful thing about Tiggers..."
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# *I* am the only one!


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:04, archived)
# and so is my wife
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made out of rubber
their bottoms are made out of springs
They're Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy,
Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun, Fun

etc.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Are you sure you're not
thinking of Jordan instead?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# *thinks*
I knew my childhood took a wrong turn somewhere
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:12, archived)
# I'd hate to see
how you played poohsticks then
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:16, archived)
# Ginger?
Much better :¬)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
Well done - needed doing :)
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeee!



(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Your hat is redexing
And it's hat

Also: That animation is most woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Yes
MSN gropes is b0rked


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# *haunts*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
*flees*


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:02, archived)
# Haha
That made me chuckle somewhat
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# yay!
that's suitably hatstand!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)
# Whats this hatstand malarky?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:27, archived)
# Yo Danno!
The next anim is for you!


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# stop filming me at home
w/y!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# s'not you . . .


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Popcorn is braw!
Nice grimacing.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that's wonderful!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha
fantastic
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# wheeeeeee indeed
nuts is what that is - like it
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Yay... Popcorn isn't food...
It is packaging for electrical goods...
By the way.. does anyone else ever feel the urge to eat that packaging that looks like spongey quavers...

I would.. But I don't like real Quavers...
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:03, archived)
# The stuff that looks like white wotsits
is more often than not expanded rice and is perfectly edible, it just tastes nasty.
/fact of the day #652
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:11, archived)
# Really... that's top...
I'm gonna try some...
Does that encourage rodents in warehouses oh Master of the Fact?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:15, archived)
# That is an awesome animation
*Marvels*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# Thanks
but I dunno what to do next . . .


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:06, archived)
# Um
I was hoping someone on here would have done a compo entry of a life-long celibate with massive testicles using them as a space-hopper while holding on to his pubes
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:25, archived)
# s'a bit too like
Buster Gonad, but thanks for trying


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Reminds me of a rather dodgy 80s film called Real Genius.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:05, archived)
# haha
you are getting very very good at these Dave
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
wooo lovely Sir

*mwah*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:10, archived)
# hahahaha
fabulous timing, genuine LOL moment that Sir the Hat.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:13, archived)
# Thanks!
I could do with some suggestions . . .


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:14, archived)
# smashin'
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. #8


Earlier... #7
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# YAY
I love these!!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Pfft!
Ha ha ha ha
WoO!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# hehe
keep 'em coming

Where's my soup?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# FATOOOM!
woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# Top stuff!
Tatooine


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# =D
keep em coming
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# Hey, wait a second
Thats's a circle a line and an elipse!
And certainly NOT A MOON

but still woo
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:08, archived)
# do you mean
an oval? never been one for those posh words
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)
# TAKE THAT GLASGOW GANGS!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Like my WebCamel™?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:49, archived)
# Introducing RoBo-Camel 3000
Nicely done, Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:51, archived)
# cool!
I like it very much!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# I could just eat a camel now
stuffed with cheese and vegetables.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:52, archived)
# mmmm
sounds good
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That sounds BRAW!
I just had a Cajun Chicken Camel stuffed with arse meat.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# that
sounds

BRAW!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# What, real rectums?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Real Rectum Meat *trademarks*
It still had some sand, and a Saudi fella was still trying to ride it.
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Surely they'd look more like meat doughnuts?
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# these have been cut and straightened
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# It would appear that you are talking arse...
...


















again
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:58, archived)
# I try my hardest
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:01, archived)
# pffft
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)
# That's rather fine,
although I wouldn't want to meet it in a dark alleyway...

Woo!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:55, archived)
# :)
I was about to say something, but I've forgotten what it was
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Lovely
*pastes on cover of Programming Perl*
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:56, archived)
# you really are awful you know
like the creepy love child of Dave the Hat and Bob Monkhouse
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:57, archived)
# HA!
(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 13:00, archived)
# No, I dislike its neck tumour


(, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:59, archived)

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