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".....aint nothin but a hound dog....."
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:14,
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Hovis Presley
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16,
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haaar haaar
it appears that hovis is about to 'absorb' that cuppa
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19,
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Hahahah!
Top Shop! Nicely done!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16,
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The pope's dead?
shop top!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19,
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He didn't like playing second fiddle...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:29,
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Nicely!~
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:35,
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trekkin
... start trekking, across the universe on the starship stateside, under captin burk, Start Trekking, across the universe, Only killing folk, so we can secure our reserves.
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:37,
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Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:55,
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RUMMYCLUB!1
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:34,
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That's
fab
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imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:37,
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bazoooooooo!
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insy Bringer of the Tunnocks ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:38,
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yaeh baby, a little to the right
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:47,
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hahaha
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:48,
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arf!
he really seems to enjoy it
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:11,
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good one!
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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:13,
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What happened?
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no friends Tasting your cake. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11,
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seams ok
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Mr Jamie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:15,
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awesome
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no friends Tasting your cake. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16,
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I am
thanks for noticing.
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Mr Jamie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17,
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Seams fine to me
:)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16,
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE INTERNETS !!!?!
hamtoucher extraordinaire
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Dan of the Crippled Nipples ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17,
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MY AFTERNOON IS WASTED
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no friends Tasting your cake. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:22,
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is was
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Mr Jamie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:27,
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seams seams seams seams, all i can see is the seams
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:21,
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why don't you tell us what happened?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:35,
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something smells fishy
` what a load of carp `
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53,
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David Blaine, eh?
He should've stuck to street magic, which he was pretty good at to be fair, instead of trying to be a cross between Houdini and a STUPID TWAT.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56,
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^This^
Whatever happened with that gyroscope thing? Did his brains go all runny?
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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I agree
and men shouldn't wear eyeliner. Really. Guys. Stop.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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LIES!
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59,
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I wore eyeliner every day between 1983 and 1989
FACT
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01,
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I danced around in a dress
and stuck maracas down the front. (while drinking beer swearing and farting)
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:50,
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TRUTH!
guys who care that much look like twats! Metrosexual is so unattractive...men should be men! /likes the manly men edit: /and already has one, sorry guys ;)
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02,
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*flexes mussels*
*gets cockle out* *wiggles winkle*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03,
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hahahahaha
that made me laugh far more than I should admit top work
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06,
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ahaha
I just actually properly read that. nice one.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11,
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Well, hello there...
*flexes manly beard*
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04,
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That's me out
I'm so far from manly that even if I were Jewish I'd still have a foreskin.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12,
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eyeliner and muscle = ohfuckyeah
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:15,
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I'm not sure about the idea of not letting blokes wear eyeliner
but those are two seriously bad examples. They look like drag queens in fetish gear.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:21,
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Nope
eyeliner can be sexy. Definitely. Especially with a kind of messy just-got-out-of-bed-after-fabulous-sex haircut. It helps if they're in a famous band or something though... EDIT: and I saw the spitting image of you in the Imperial on Saturday - was it you?
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11,
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but you know they didn't just get out of bed
cause they straightened their hair and really are more of a woman than I am. Not sexy...(Johnny Depp excluded from all of this, he can wear lipstick and heels for all I care) oh well I'm off out on the londontown. now that's sexy.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12,
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this.
with bells on. [the statement, not the men]
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16,
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aah
I gotta go, but yes it was and I had totally forgotten that there was a bash and I was with my friends getting one drink before we went to sound of music sing along and I figured it would be less awkward if I just kind of drank and left. Awkward.
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16,
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you big gayer
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:24,
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Hahahaha
Silly girl, you should have said hi :) Nice nun costume btw.
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:24,
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looks like i missed something...
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Mr. Johnson ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:27,
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Pick a Garp?
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MNNNNGGH ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56,
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the clues in the heading...
garp...? tis that a new dialect...
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:58,
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silly blain!
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Mr. Johnson ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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Not brilliant
Click for bigger (130 kb) but I'm done with it (i finished it last night, but my internet has been playing silly buggers all week) continuation of this edit: forgot my blaglink
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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52,
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woo an yaaaa
yoooo and wahhhh
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54,
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you can tell who it is alright
:)
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54,
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Well I think it's brilliant
Looks even more like Walken than Walken does
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54,
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s'good
*likes*
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Seventh is somewhat subdued ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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Needs more cowbell.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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Hahahahahahaha!
Why does that sound familiar....? Ah, Walken on a Stephen Lynch Album wasnt it?
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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Walken on Saturday Night Live...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59,
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Ahhh....
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00,
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He reminds me of a native American from Prey.
Many Woos.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:58,
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Yes
It does.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02,
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Very good :)
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19,
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have you seen this man?
woo
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Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:22,
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getting better and better
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:35,
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i carried this watch...
in my ass
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:22,
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more work induced sillyness...
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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mimsy!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:48,
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cum dumpster!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:49,
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spam purse!
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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Tampon Socket!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52,
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Axe wound!
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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Twadge!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52,
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Buger
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Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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Growler!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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flange!
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:49,
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Grain Shaped Cave!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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Kebab wallet!
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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Vertical Smile!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56,
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QUIM!
Or, for our French b3tan cousins, "queeeem"
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:09,
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Squish Mitten!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59,
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Front Bum!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59,
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Oyster Ditch!
*Not listening to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the bloodhound gang*
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03,
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grunion nest!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06,
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wookie hole!
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04,
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gammon goalposts!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05,
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Pudding Hatch!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:20,
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Fish taco!
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:07,
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Finger Hut!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:09,
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otters pocket!
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10,
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Hahahaha,
I love that one!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:13,
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bad
bad man
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17,
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YaY!
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nocturne72 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19,
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Furry sandwich
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:14,
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Eeeeee!
Have you seen my Mimsy?
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52,
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corr!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53,
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Blimey
It's enough to make a lady like other ladies
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56,
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What a dirty slattern
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56,
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Ohh I say.
How Whimsical.wh M
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04,
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Yanni
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53,
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^ mimsy
best of all the alternative names for ladyparts.
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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:48,
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*Takes notes*
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50,
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yes, yes it is
have a woo for making it even prettier than it is normally
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50,
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'Ning you!
How's my favourite wearer of comfortable shoes? :)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53,
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not too bad sexy
hows life in the northern wilds of the east?
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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Not so bad.
When you coming to visit me in Cromer? My missus has a minge. If that helps. :)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59,
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i am glad she does or that would make you one of those bummers
i am on a trawel of the country this christmas as i have 3 weeks off but i am planning nothing and expect hospitality when i turn up randomly in peoples towns and cities
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00,
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More than welcome....
We have a spare room, food and alcohol and all the dungarees you can wear. :)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02,
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cor
that sounds like all of the fun, and only just round the coast...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05,
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Yup....
Doors open...just GAZ me should you want to come round, and I'll kick out the 14 easten european lodgers to free up the spare room.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:08,
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thank you indeed
that would be an all of the fun trip...
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10,
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Haha!
Jude, the balloon-modelling hobo. "Will make squeaky rubber noises for somewhere to sleep" My garage is yours anytime.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03,
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yayay
thank you kind sir
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04,
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Mmmmmmm...
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56,
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I need proof
nice doodling tho
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P3te "the Meat" ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05,
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Multi-Track drifting
There needs to be a movie. Found the image from a friend.
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CAPSLOCK V=I*R ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:32,
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If you click the [L] next to your usename
You'll find something else that needs to be a movie This is: a. not your own work b. too big for the board c. not gay enough
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:34,
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HAMMMMMMMM
(toucher) EDIT: The original poster, not you.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:39,
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I got that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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quick omptize it
and make it your own work, i cant hold back the board nazi's for long! edit : oh no!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:35,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36,
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Hamtoucher.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36,
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Helpful hints
It's greyscale, so save it as a gif, and see if that'll reduce the filesize. Drop the colour count to around 16, the image will look just as good, but it'll be a fraction of the size!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40,
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still not his work
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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OW!
Edit: unspacked
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40,
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Spacks
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:41,
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I'll edit in a minute
It even offends me.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:42,
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Please....
Won't somebody think of the chilrdren!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44,
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*wanks*
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45,
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Hahahah!
'Ning Fella! Long time no see, how's tricks?
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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hello 'matey
things are dandy, just trawling ebay and generally messing the day away. :) hope you're having fun this fine Dec 11th
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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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Aye not bad.
Drinking pikey cider, and smoking rollups. I'm starting to fit right into this dole queue malarky.
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54,
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aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh
hits Escape key
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parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:43,
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:)
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parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:41,
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fuck off
you fucking fuck, before i fuck you in the fuck where you've never been fucked before, fucker. your's jamie cunt
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Mr Jamie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:41,
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This is why I became a nazi.
1. It's too big. 2. It's not your work. 3. Cock off before you get cunted in the fuck.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:42,
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It's not a hippo, but hey, it's my image...
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44,
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aaaw *glees* :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:46,
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That's the first cat pic I've found cute.
Woo! /Notacatperson blog
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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I'm sure that was an
Nelliepahnt with a brolly a minute ago... *confuzzled*
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50,
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It was
But the elephant picture was 52k and I thought it might be politically insensitive!
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04,
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Aha!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06,
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Don't take offence.
It's all part of the learning process. But, for your own sakes, please read the FAQ before posting again - it'll save you from abuse.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44,
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Mighty Fluffy!
Top Work Fella!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45,
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98.4 KB not your work!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45,
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I don't the correct response to an FAQ pic....
is it still Hi Cockalorum?
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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Hi faqualorum?
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50,
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arf! :) this^
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05,
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47,
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:)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:48,
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According to the great god wikipedia
In addition to verbal praise, many "woo yay pictures" are used, often shortened to "wooyay". This consists of an image, usually animated, photoshopped to include the words "woo" and "yay" in it. The term "Hi Cockalorum" is used to praise a wooyay picture, as an old board myth stated that to 'woo a woo' would bring about the apocalypse itself.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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does a 100k image really warrant such a flaming?
i mean it took like .3 of a second to load, oh noes!! i swear u lot just sit here waiting for unsuspecting n00bs to pounce on
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SteelPriest ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53,
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You mean
the one above mine, shirley?
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54,
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clearly
i had a plethora of "read teh FAQ" posts to choose from really
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SteelPriest ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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i think it was more that it wasn't his either
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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59,
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ok
i'm lost lol i was just generally venting spleen
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SteelPriest ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01,
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Nothing wrong with a bit of spleen venting now and then
But if you're going to use terms like 'lol' you could at least follow it with '111!!11!!oneone!!!eleven!!'. Much more meaningful.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10,
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Oh noes
Not another one
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:48,
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For FUCK'S SAKE!
You're this far away from being ignored. Stop being SHIT. *doesn't tolerate fools gladly*
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50,
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Thanks for the replies.
FAQ's are for gays, fucktards. Happy first post.
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CAPSLOCK V=I*R ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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Smile and be happy
Don't let it get to you, Or The Terrorists Win!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52,
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If you read the FAQ you'd probably know how to reply properly
and if you'd stayed in school you'd know how to use apostrophes too.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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^this
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:23,
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with an attitude like that
you'll have trouble making friends Some people here tried to help you, why'd you address them all as gays (you homophobic fuckwit) and fucktards?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57,
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Does he know you?
:)
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01,
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Apostrophe's are for people with brain's.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01,
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Yeah
and making sure you know what you're doing before you annoy people is for LOSERS. Or something.
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05,
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11,
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Hahahahahaha
I likes that
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17,
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I've a feeling we'll be seeing that again.
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:21,
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Touchy
/hides
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17,
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fine
you just won't last long
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:41,
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Tonay?
or even 4dam, being silly?
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Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- .... ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:38,
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03,
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fuck off you gannet raping spunktrumpet
nice picture tho, shame it fucking isn't yours goat marauding piss gull or if the picture is yours, what a nice picture! but they say it isn't so you can go sit in the corner and contemplate the nawtyness
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discomeats This canoe ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:42,
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meh
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:29,
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MMmmmmmmmmeh
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:32,
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Would.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:43,
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No unshopped imagsyhjklnuj;'
:D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45,
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Proof that ray-trace + optimize = 0
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:24,
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its all done with magnets isnt it?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36,
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yes
Actually, PyMol - Quicktime - convert - gifsicle.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40,
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link tot he pov?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36,
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not pov-ray
PyMol, which has its own ray-trace. With like a bazillion settings...
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44,
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Have an SS Kitty :)
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Addyjoe ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:22,
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Awwww
Bless de kittin wiv de ethnic-cleansin tendenceees. Nicely done.
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A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:24,
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arrghhh!
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:34,
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Hilters cat?
NO. Charlie Chaplin's Cat - get that hat offa kitty now!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:37,
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vas is das...?
` das is eine grube cat...und shtinken on das bedcoveren...
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51,
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Oi....
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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:07,
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Ace :D
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:09,
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That's very good.
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sabre-tooth monkey ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:10,
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*claps*
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:14,
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that is giving me the horn
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:29,
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please tell me about goose quest 2
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:30,
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I have begun the sexiest story since GQ1
simple as
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:37,
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!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40,
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Hahaha
This is fab have a Woo! Home teim now :D
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chunderbunny lacking humus since ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:18,
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Good old Shitchener
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:23,
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Pffft.
Genious Jeanius Geeneeus Nope..... Very clever.
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mxw8 Needs to learn about Time Management.... later on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:26,
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oi! good stuff
can't believe I've never seen that before.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:06,
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2 minute, left handed painting
I might sell it to those god awful print shops with all their photoshop filtered prints of Scarface and Get Carter. I shall produce a range of them called "Mong Art" Who shall I do next? Same heady heights of stardom as Magnum I think, perhaps the short gay chap he worked for?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:03,
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Huggy Bear
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04,
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oh definitely ta ;D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05,
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Starsky and Hutch
and I quite like it ashally. :)
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04,
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yay
for mong art (you tallented git)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05,
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Magnum pie!
Fantastic! I think you should do Alfred Hitchcock. That would be lovely.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05,
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cool!
I like that :D Hmm, maybe Ironside. He was so the only best disabled detective on the box!
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:06,
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ok, he's next after my dinner and huggy bear
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:16,
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He didn't work for Higgins.....
Higgins was merely the P.A. for the man who was both their bosses.... /UKTV Gold blog
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:06,
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Let me guess
Burt Reynolds? ;)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:11,
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Selleck! Phwoar!
Do Quincy now!
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Shuya Nanahara Sayonara ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:12,
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Not a bad idea...
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Digs ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:16,
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HA!
I was in one of those shops yesterday looking for a frame, and they had loads of Scarface and Get Carter, and a few of Breakfast at Tiffanys, and thought they all looked bollocks. I suppose if you're not a photoshop user you wouldn't know better though.
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JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:27,
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magnum-like stardom...
...would involve: Telly Savalas Mr T Jack Klugman Peter Falk David Hasslehoff Jan-Michael Vincent Scott Bakula Antonio Fargas Lee Majors Gil Gerard Don Johnson and, of course, James Garner
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djol ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:46,
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oooh
all of these!
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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55,
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Doubleshift at work + CRAP i forgot my pencil! + marker=
Work doodle time! yaaaaaaaaaaay! ^_^
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51,
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More...
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51,
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lastly...
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51,
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I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:52,
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LO!
*tackles* I really wanted a smoke break... ^_^ hows things?
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:52,
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things are odd very odd, more than a little odd but not as odd as massively
/AC you?
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04,
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Revenge?
What did we ever do to the Martian zombies? Woo to all the pics - talented lady!
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:55,
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thankee.
I do believe that is my favorite title ever...makes me want to film a reeeally bad horror film to go with it. ^_^
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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:58,
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It's 'revenge of the attack of the...'
Which presumably means we're getting it back for attacking us. Or maybe it's a pre-emptive revenge on the part of the American Government (with the UK tagging along) due to the Sandstorms of Mass Destruction they believe Martians have access to.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:03,
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:D
These are all rather ace Great stuffs!
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:01,
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Much better.
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0800221155 Coldseal windows ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04,
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Nearly home time
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:43,
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Pfft
Funny 'cos it's true
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waxyone ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:01,
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Your watch is BACK ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:08,
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Woo!
My first badge. Thanks for that!
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waxyone ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:48,
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Pffft
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:02,
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That made me LOL.
Here is your token for one large-sized WOO, redeem at your local store.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:46,
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Yay
for woo tokens!
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shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:49,
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:39,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:40,
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Reminds me of Raymond Briggs
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:41,
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when the wind blows is the single most tragic book ever written
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:13,
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Indeed.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00,
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hahahaha!!!
did you ever get round to listening to deerhoof by the way?
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:41,
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Not yet, nopes,
I may dig them out soon
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:43,
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Do it quick
They expire on 10/12/06 *checks calendar* RUN, THEY HAVE MUTATED!!!
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:45,
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*seconds Deerhoof recommendation*
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:45,
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ooh!
saw deerhoof at the winter gardens in blackpool supporting the flaming lips! they were erm...different!
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mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:17,
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this should be real
*solves all world problems*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:46,
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BLARNSCHEK
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:48,
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Poor Les
It's a tragic indictment of today's society and its treatment of ex-game-show hosts. Woo. Alternatively meebaw.
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:56,
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Hahahaha!
You just made me laugh-sneeze, which was thoroughly unpleasant.
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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:02,
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I love you
HARD.
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Guineapiggy Fuzzeh! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:57,
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awe
inspiring Neville, I love your drawings and cuddle them daily. Then I make them do things... Do things...
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beefandcheese ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:00,
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Random Animal Foodyness
After a long day advertising Frosties Tony liked nothing better than a can of Oxtail soup...with a straw.
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MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:36,
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He also appears
to be somewhat of a Uri Geller wannabe. woo to pic though *clicks*
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Mr Jamie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:37,
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Brilliant
I can imagine the lip-smacking :)
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:39,
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awesome expression
looks like he doesn't like the consistency this time :) *clicks*
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fross Read your email on ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:39,
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I think he left it out in the sun a bit too long...probably congealed.
As soup will!
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MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976 ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:41,
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It's gonna taste great
It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:40,
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Tip top stuff!!
WOO
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:42,
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Grrrrrrreat!
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The Duke of Prunes ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:52,
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Teefs and spoooons
hurt spazztiger gummies
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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:58,
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Haha! That's nice.
I bet he has to suck really hard.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00,
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MY DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY PARTY RUINED!!!
THAT BLOODY GIRL AT THE CELEBRITY BOOKING AGENCY NEEDS HER EARS CLEANING OUT!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:33,
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Oh no
Much better to have the Sheriff of Nottingham than some bloke she's never heard of. Woo!
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:34,
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Keith and Lily?
You poor bugger. :) Woo!
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:35,
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hahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:40,
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Dracula improves his efficiency.
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Grampa ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:22,
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*gets out JD mask*
*runs aroun being JD* *masks* *groams violently in the corner*
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23,
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They sell those?
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Grampa ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:25,
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One can
only hope.
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27,
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YOU
when can we expect Neville's Garden II? The first book is looking very lonely on my shelf.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:25,
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perhaps soon, judging by the rate in which I'm
doodling lonamons. But not too soon. At some point, but a nonspecific point
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The Neville What what what ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27,
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Make it Soooooooooooooon
I'm having mebawall symptoms. Need. More. Groams.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:29,
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yay
for scrubs :o)
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23,
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arf!
I vant to suck vour blood!
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ZOMFG! LOLLER ROFLCOPTOR LMAO etc ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23,
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Dr. Unkenoaf
has a beer collection programme...
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drunkenoaf ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:26,
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Hahaha
Needs more bats and cloaks :)
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:32,
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I wonder
what the boot barn sell's? *ponders*
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Mr Jamie ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:35,
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A blind dog for the guides...
If anyone wants to send some money in to help, I'm running a charity called Campaign Action for the Severely Handicapped. Just make out your cheques to C.A.S.H. Much appreciated.
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Bogbean ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20,
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woo, but this is all you're getting
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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:30,
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I'll treasure it
for the rest of my life.
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Bogbean ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51,
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Harrrr harrrr
yaaaah woo
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Hugh.G.Wreckshon Oh Yes it IS....!! ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:31,
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sigh.™ ...... I always suspected him of something untoward
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WOLF .™ ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:15,
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Sussex and SUFFOLK are a long way apart.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:18,
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Ain't no hoes in Sussex
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19,
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That's right.
Their flowerbeds are just FULL of weeds.
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19,
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uh-hoe
two minutes til Jeopardy.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20,
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not to a giant who is massively tall and who can step over mountains they aren't
think about these things before you point stuff out ok?!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19,
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Good point well made.
I shall punish myself appropriately *ritually disembowels self*
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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:21,
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yes
and it's Plymouth Hoe anyway
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19,
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Thundercats Ho! shirley?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20,
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Hoe hoe hoe
Green Giant
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:22,
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pffft!
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:24,
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Hahahaha
There's someone I haven't seen in a while.
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:18,
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Isn't he dead?
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in vino veritas ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27,
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Yep...
The theme tune reminds me of being sick and having a day off school...........
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WOLF .™ ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:29,
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tj
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:38,
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Died in 1988 according to wiki...
That would probably explain why he hasn't been around much :) d'oh
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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:32,
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Abandon hoe
all ye who enter here.
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Bogbean ,
Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:21,
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