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# ".....aint nothin but a hound dog....."
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Hovis Presley
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# haaar haaar
it appears that hovis is about to 'absorb' that cuppa
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahah!
Top Shop!
Nicely done!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# The pope's dead?


shop top!~
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# He didn't like playing second fiddle...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# trekkin
...

start trekking, across the universe
on the starship stateside, under captin burk,
Start Trekking, across the universe,
Only killing folk, so we can secure our reserves.

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:55, archived)
# RUMMYCLUB!1

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:34, archived)
# That's
fab
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:37, archived)
# bazoooooooo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:38, archived)
# yaeh baby, a little to the right
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# arf!
he really seems to enjoy it
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:11, archived)
# good one!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:13, archived)
# What happened?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# seams ok
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# awesome
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# I am
thanks for noticing.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Seams fine to me
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE INTERNETS !!!?!
hamtoucher extraordinaire
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# MY AFTERNOON IS WASTED
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)
#
is was
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
#
seams seams seams seams, all i can see is the seams
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# why don't you tell us what happened?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# something smells fishy



`

what a load of carp


`
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# David Blaine, eh?
He should've stuck to street magic, which he was pretty good at to be fair, instead of trying to be a cross between Houdini and a STUPID TWAT.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# ^This^
Whatever happened with that gyroscope thing? Did his brains go all runny?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# I agree
and men shouldn't wear eyeliner. Really. Guys. Stop.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# LIES!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# I wore eyeliner every day between 1983 and 1989
FACT
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# I danced around in a dress
and stuck maracas down the front.
(while drinking beer swearing and farting)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:50, archived)
# TRUTH!
guys who care that much look like twats! Metrosexual is so unattractive...men should be men! /likes the manly men

edit: /and already has one, sorry guys ;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# *flexes mussels*
*gets cockle out*
*wiggles winkle*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
that made me laugh far more than I should admit

top work
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# ahaha
I just actually properly read that. nice one.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Well, hello there...
*flexes manly beard*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# That's me out
I'm so far from manly that even if I were Jewish I'd still have a foreskin.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# eyeliner and muscle = ohfuckyeah
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:15, archived)
# I'm not sure about the idea of not letting blokes wear eyeliner
but those are two seriously bad examples.

They look like drag queens in fetish gear.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Nope
eyeliner can be sexy. Definitely. Especially with a kind of messy just-got-out-of-bed-after-fabulous-sex haircut.

It helps if they're in a famous band or something though...

EDIT: and I saw the spitting image of you in the Imperial on Saturday - was it you?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# but you know they didn't just get out of bed
cause they straightened their hair and really are more of a woman than I am. Not sexy...(Johnny Depp excluded from all of this, he can wear lipstick and heels for all I care)

oh well I'm off out on the londontown. now that's sexy.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:12, archived)
# this.
with bells on.
[the statement, not the men]
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# aah
I gotta go, but yes it was and I had totally forgotten that there was a bash and I was with my friends getting one drink before we went to sound of music sing along and I figured it would be less awkward if I just kind of drank and left. Awkward.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:16, archived)
# you big gayer
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
Silly girl, you should have said hi :)

Nice nun costume btw.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:24, archived)
# looks like i missed something...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:27, archived)
# Pick a Garp?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# the clues in the heading...
garp...?
tis that a new dialect...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# silly blain!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Not brilliant

Click for bigger (130 kb)


but I'm done with it (i finished it last night, but my internet has been playing silly buggers all week)

continuation of this

edit: forgot my blaglink
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# woo an yaaaa
yoooo and wahhhh
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# you can tell who it is alright
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Well I think it's brilliant
Looks even more like Walken than Walken does
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# s'good
*likes*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Needs more cowbell.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Why does that sound familiar....?


Ah, Walken on a Stephen Lynch Album wasnt it?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Walken on Saturday Night Live...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Ahhh....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# He reminds me of a native American from Prey.
Many Woos.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Yes
It does.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# Very good :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# have you seen this man?
woo
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:22, archived)
# getting better and better
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:35, archived)
# i carried this watch...
in my ass
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:22, archived)
#

more work induced sillyness...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# mimsy!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# cum dumpster!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# spam purse!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Tampon Socket!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Axe wound!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Twadge!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# Buger
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Growler!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# flange!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Grain Shaped Cave!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Kebab wallet!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Vertical Smile!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# QUIM!
Or, for our French b3tan cousins, "queeeem"
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Squish Mitten!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Front Bum!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Oyster Ditch!
*Not listening to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the bloodhound gang*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# grunion nest!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# wookie hole!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# gammon goalposts!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Pudding Hatch!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Fish taco!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Finger Hut!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:09, archived)
# otters pocket!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Hahahaha,
I love that one!
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:13, archived)
# bad
bad man
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# YaY!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Furry sandwich
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Eeeeee!
Have you seen my Mimsy?

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# corr!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Blimey
It's enough to make a lady like other ladies
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# What a dirty slattern
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Ohh I say.
How Whimsical.

whM
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Yanni
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# ^ mimsy
best of all the alternative names for ladyparts.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# *Takes notes*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# yes, yes it is
have a woo for making it even prettier than it is normally
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# 'Ning you!
How's my favourite wearer of comfortable shoes?
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# not too bad sexy
hows life in the northern wilds of the east?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Not so bad.
When you coming to visit me in Cromer? My missus has a minge. If that helps.
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# i am glad she does or that would make you one of those bummers
i am on a trawel of the country this christmas as i have 3 weeks off but i am planning nothing and expect hospitality when i turn up randomly in peoples towns and cities
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# More than welcome....
We have a spare room, food and alcohol and all the dungarees you can wear. :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:02, archived)
# cor
that sounds like all of the fun, and only just round the coast...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Yup....
Doors open...just GAZ me should you want to come round, and I'll kick out the 14 easten european lodgers to free up the spare room.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:08, archived)
# thank you indeed
that would be an all of the fun trip...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Haha!
Jude, the balloon-modelling hobo.

"Will make squeaky rubber noises for somewhere to sleep"

My garage is yours anytime.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# yayay
thank you kind sir
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:56, archived)
# I need proof
nice doodling tho
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Multi-Track drifting

There needs to be a movie. Found the image from a friend.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# If you click the [L] next to your usename
You'll find something else that needs to be a movie

This is:
a. not your own work
b. too big for the board
c. not gay enough
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# HAMMMMMMMM
(toucher)

EDIT: The original poster, not you.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:39, archived)
# I got that
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# quick omptize it
and make it your own work, i cant hold back the board nazi's for long!

edit : oh no!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Helpful hints
It's greyscale, so save it as a gif, and see if that'll reduce the filesize. Drop the colour count to around 16, the image will look just as good, but it'll be a fraction of the size!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# still not his work
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# OW!

Edit: unspacked
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Spacks
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# I'll edit in a minute
It even offends me.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Please....
Won't somebody think of the chilrdren!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# *wanks*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Hahahah!
'Ning Fella! Long time no see, how's tricks?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# hello 'matey
things are dandy, just trawling ebay and generally messing the day away. :)

hope you're having fun this fine Dec 11th

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Aye not bad.
Drinking pikey cider, and smoking rollups. I'm starting to fit right into this dole queue malarky.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# aaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh
hits Escape key
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# fuck off
you fucking fuck, before i fuck you in the fuck where you've never been fucked before, fucker.
your's
jamie





cunt
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:41, archived)
# This is why I became a nazi.
1. It's too big.
2. It's not your work.
3. Cock off before you get cunted in the fuck.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:42, archived)
# It's not a hippo, but hey, it's my image...

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# aaaw *glees* :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# That's the first cat pic I've found cute.
Woo!

/Notacatperson blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# I'm sure that was an
Nelliepahnt with a brolly a minute ago...

*confuzzled*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# It was
But the elephant picture was 52k and I thought it might be politically insensitive!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Aha!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Don't take offence.
It's all part of the learning process.
But, for your own sakes, please read the FAQ before posting again - it'll save you from abuse.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Mighty Fluffy!
Top Work Fella!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# 98.4 KB not your work!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# I don't the correct response to an FAQ pic....
is it still Hi Cockalorum?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Hi faqualorum?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# arf! :) this^
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:47, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# According to the great god wikipedia
In addition to verbal praise, many "woo yay pictures" are used, often shortened to "wooyay". This consists of an image, usually animated, photoshopped to include the words "woo" and "yay" in it. The term "Hi Cockalorum" is used to praise a wooyay picture, as an old board myth stated that to 'woo a woo' would bring about the apocalypse itself.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# does a 100k image really warrant such a flaming?
i mean it took like .3 of a second to load, oh noes!!

i swear u lot just sit here waiting for unsuspecting n00bs to pounce on
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:53, archived)
# You mean
the one above mine, shirley?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:54, archived)
# clearly
i had a plethora of "read teh FAQ" posts to choose from really
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# i think it was more that it wasn't his either
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:59, archived)
# ok
i'm lost

lol

i was just generally venting spleen
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bit of spleen venting now and then
But if you're going to use terms like 'lol' you could at least follow it with '111!!11!!oneone!!!eleven!!'. Much more meaningful.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Oh noes
Not another one
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:48, archived)
# For FUCK'S SAKE!
You're this far away from being ignored. Stop being SHIT.

*doesn't tolerate fools gladly*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Thanks for the replies.
FAQ's are for gays, fucktards. Happy first post.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Smile and be happy
Don't let it get to you, Or The Terrorists Win!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:52, archived)
# If you read the FAQ you'd probably know how to reply properly
and if you'd stayed in school you'd know how to use apostrophes too.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:23, archived)
# with an attitude like that
you'll have trouble making friends


Some people here tried to help you, why'd you address them all as gays (you homophobic fuckwit) and fucktards?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Does he know you?
:)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Apostrophe's are for people with brain's.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Yeah
and making sure you know what you're doing before you annoy people is for LOSERS.

Or something.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:05, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I likes that
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
#
I've a feeling we'll be seeing that again.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Touchy
/hides
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:17, archived)
# fine
you just won't last long
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:41, archived)
# Tonay?
or even 4dam, being silly?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:03, archived)
# fuck off you gannet raping spunktrumpet
nice picture tho, shame it fucking isn't yours


goat marauding piss gull

or if the picture is yours, what a nice picture!

but they say it isn't so you can go sit in the corner and contemplate the nawtyness
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:42, archived)
# meh
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# MMmmmmmmmmeh
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:43, archived)
# No unshopped imagsyhjklnuj;'
:D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Proof that ray-trace + optimize = 0
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# its all done with magnets isnt it?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# yes
Actually, PyMol - Quicktime - convert - gifsicle.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# link tot he pov?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:36, archived)
# not pov-ray
PyMol, which has its own ray-trace. With like a bazillion settings...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Have an SS Kitty :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:22, archived)
# Awwww
Bless de kittin wiv de ethnic-cleansin tendenceees.

Nicely done.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:24, archived)
# arrghhh!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Hilters cat?
NO. Charlie Chaplin's Cat - get that hat offa kitty now!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# vas is das...?
`


das is eine grube cat...und shtinken on das bedcoveren...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Oi....
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:07, archived)
# Ace :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:09, archived)
# That's very good.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:10, archived)
# *claps*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:14, archived)
# that is giving me the horn
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:29, archived)
# please tell me about goose quest 2
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I have begun the sexiest story since GQ1
simple as
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:37, archived)
# !
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Hahaha
This is fab
have a Woo!

Home teim now :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:18, archived)
# Good old Shitchener
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:23, archived)
# Pffft.
Genious
Jeanius
Geeneeus
Nope.....

Very clever.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:26, archived)
# oi! good stuff
can't believe I've never seen that before.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 21:06, archived)
# 2 minute, left handed painting
I might sell it to those god awful print shops with all their photoshop filtered prints
of Scarface and Get Carter. I shall produce a range of them called "Mong Art"

Who shall I do next? Same heady heights of stardom as Magnum I think, perhaps the short gay chap he worked for?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Huggy Bear
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# oh definitely ta ;D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Starsky and Hutch
and I quite like it ashally. :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# yay
for mong art (you tallented git)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Magnum pie!
Fantastic!

I think you should do Alfred Hitchcock. That would be lovely.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:05, archived)
# cool!
I like that :D

Hmm, maybe Ironside. He was so the only best disabled detective on the box!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# ok, he's next after my dinner and huggy bear
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# He didn't work for Higgins.....
Higgins was merely the P.A. for the man who was both their bosses....

/UKTV Gold blog
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Let me guess
Burt Reynolds? ;)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:11, archived)
# Selleck! Phwoar!

Do Quincy now!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Not a bad idea...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:16, archived)
# HA!
I was in one of those shops yesterday looking for a frame, and they had loads of Scarface and Get Carter, and a few of Breakfast at Tiffanys, and thought they all looked bollocks. I suppose if you're not a photoshop user you wouldn't know better though.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:27, archived)
# magnum-like stardom...
...would involve:

Telly Savalas
Mr T
Jack Klugman
Peter Falk
David Hasslehoff
Jan-Michael Vincent
Scott Bakula
Antonio Fargas
Lee Majors
Gil Gerard
Don Johnson

and, of course,

James Garner
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# oooh
all of these!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Doubleshift at work + CRAP i forgot my pencil! + marker=
Work doodle time!
yaaaaaaaaaaay! ^_^
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# More...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# lastly...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# I WILL DO NO SUCH THING!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# LO!
*tackles*

I really wanted a smoke break... ^_^

hows things?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# things are odd very odd, more than a little odd but not as odd as massively
/AC

you?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Revenge?
What did we ever do to the Martian zombies?

Woo to all the pics - talented lady!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:55, archived)
# thankee.
I do believe that is my favorite title ever...makes me want to film a reeeally bad horror film to go with it. ^_^
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)
# It's 'revenge of the attack of the...'
Which presumably means we're getting it back for attacking us.

Or maybe it's a pre-emptive revenge on the part of the American Government (with the UK tagging along)
due to the Sandstorms of Mass Destruction they believe Martians have access to.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:03, archived)
# :D
These are all rather ace
Great stuffs!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
# Much better.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:04, archived)
# Nearly home time
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Pfft
Funny 'cos it's true
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:01, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Woo!
My first badge. Thanks for that!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Pffft
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
# That made me LOL.
Here is your token for one large-sized WOO, redeem at your local store.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Yay
for woo tokens!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Reminds me of Raymond Briggs
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# when the wind blows is the single most tragic book ever written
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:13, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
did you ever get round to listening to deerhoof by the way?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Not yet, nopes,
I may dig them out soon
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:43, archived)
# Do it quick
They expire on 10/12/06
*checks calendar*
RUN, THEY HAVE MUTATED!!!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# *seconds Deerhoof recommendation*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:45, archived)
# ooh!
saw deerhoof at the winter gardens in blackpool supporting the flaming lips!

they were erm...different!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:17, archived)
# this should be real
*solves all world problems*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:46, archived)
# BLARNSCHEK
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Poor Les
It's a tragic indictment of today's society and its treatment of ex-game-show hosts.

Woo. Alternatively meebaw.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You just made me laugh-sneeze, which was thoroughly unpleasant.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 18:02, archived)
# I love you
HARD.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:57, archived)
# awe
inspiring

Neville, I love your drawings and cuddle them daily.

Then I make them do things... Do things...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Random Animal Foodyness


After a long day advertising Frosties Tony liked nothing better than a can of Oxtail soup...with a straw.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:36, archived)
# He also appears
to be somewhat of a Uri Geller wannabe.
woo to pic though
*clicks*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Brilliant
I can imagine the lip-smacking :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# awesome expression
looks like he doesn't like the consistency this time :)

*clicks*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:39, archived)
# I think he left it out in the sun a bit too long...probably congealed.
As soup will!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:41, archived)
# It's gonna taste great
It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great It's gonna taste great
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Tip top stuff!!
WOO
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Grrrrrrreat!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Teefs and spoooons
hurt spazztiger gummies
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Haha! That's nice.
I bet he has to suck really hard.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 19:00, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! MY DAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY PARTY RUINED!!!
THAT BLOODY GIRL AT THE CELEBRITY BOOKING AGENCY NEEDS HER EARS CLEANING OUT!

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Oh no
Much better to have the Sheriff of Nottingham than some bloke she's never heard of.

Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Keith and Lily?
You poor bugger. :)
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Dracula improves his efficiency.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# *gets out JD mask*
*runs aroun being JD*
*masks*
*groams violently in the corner*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# They sell those?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# One can
only hope.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# YOU
when can we expect Neville's Garden II?
The first book is looking very lonely on my shelf.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# perhaps soon, judging by the rate in which I'm
doodling lonamons. But not too soon. At some point, but a nonspecific point
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Make it Soooooooooooooon
I'm having mebawall symptoms.

Need. More. Groams.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# yay
for scrubs :o)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# arf!
I vant to suck vour blood!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Dr. Unkenoaf
has a beer collection programme...
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs more bats and cloaks :)
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I wonder
what the boot barn sell's?
*ponders*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:35, archived)
# A blind dog for the guides...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
If anyone wants to send some money in to help, I'm running a charity called Campaign Action for the Severely Handicapped. Just make out your cheques to C.A.S.H.
Much appreciated.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# woo, but this is all you're getting
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I'll treasure it
for the rest of my life.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Harrrr harrrr
yaaaah woo
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:31, archived)
# sigh.™ ...... I always suspected him of something untoward

(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Sussex and SUFFOLK are a long way apart.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Ain't no hoes in Sussex
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# That's right.
Their flowerbeds are just FULL of weeds.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# uh-hoe
two minutes til Jeopardy.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# not to a giant who is massively tall and who can step over mountains they aren't
think about these things before you point stuff out ok?!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Good point well made.
I shall punish myself appropriately

*ritually disembowels self*
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)
# yes
and it's Plymouth Hoe anyway
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Thundercats Ho! shirley?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Hoe hoe hoe
Green Giant
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:22, archived)
# pffft!
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
There's someone I haven't seen in a while.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Isn't he dead?
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:27, archived)
# Yep...
The theme tune reminds me of being sick and having a day off school...........
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:29, archived)
# tj
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Died in 1988 according to wiki...
That would probably explain why he hasn't been around much :) d'oh
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:32, archived)
# Abandon hoe
all ye who enter here.
(, Mon 11 Dec 2006, 17:21, archived)

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