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howdy!

(christopolous i make butlins. you eat now, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

how do i sign in?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

You enter my username and password

And press enter

Edit: I was just trying to type something else but I keep spelling things wrong, why?

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

steamrollers

that's why

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

HOWDY THOMAS

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

ARRRGH!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Not bad

For something by you

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Ha!

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mr spoons, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

well well!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

EYE EYE THOMAS

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

i haven't seen you for ears and ears but i still nose ya!!

*pulls ears ~ tweaks nose*

are you still collecting STAMPS!?
*stamps on foot*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

are you still collecting bums?

*bums*

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:40, archived)

YES!

*shows collection*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

tagnuts a-hoy!

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

TWAT

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:42, archived)

My hummus has left the building...

...therefore have a picture of the Hoff with his norks tastefully concealed by Kylie Minogue and Lisa Stansfield, and a puppy covering his wang.

"I may not be a laydeh, but AT LEAST I'M MAKING A STAND FOR PUBLIC HEALTH AND DECENCY."

(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

ROLFMAYONNAISE

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/6170997.stm

P.S.: Lisa Stansfield has huge nostrils

(h0ly_j0e needs to unfuck himself, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

been around the world and I I I

I can't find my baby... have you tried looking in the nursery love its not likely to have bought a plane ticket and disappeared off to china now is it......

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

pah

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

ahhh...I remember that

that was the weekend you didn't go to the Bash so you go see the Hoff! :(

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

wrong way round :)

i went to see the Hoff because i couldn't go to the bash :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

Have a hoff related pearost.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

Tea is good. But not before you go to bed.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

You are The Neville's brother

AICMFP

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

looks more like tweaknik to me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

I'll see your tweaknik and raise you a masterconnor.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

masterconnor's

stuff is much more pastelly and lully

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

bwah?

Can't we all just love one another?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

INCEST!

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

bah!

hush you while we pidgeon hole you

oo-er

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

I'm halfway there...

...I love myself twice a day without fail.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

Drink the Bug Juice...

That's what Ol' Bull Lee would say.

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

needs more custard creams :)

woo!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Hoorah for tea!

(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:11, archived)

*steals blueprints*

*connects winkle to industrial pumping device*
*awaits results...*

(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:17, archived)

*supplies new winkle*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

*returns new winkle*

*requests bigger replacement than original*

(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

ha ha!!

your user name just shows up as ~naughty~ to me :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

revised username

I don't think it has the same ring to it

(Mr Chainey Sniffing trousers since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

BREAST CANCER!!!!!!!1111

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

ha ha ha!!

no need
i'm off for some lunch now :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:36, archived)

bysies!

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

woo!

But the poor bug just wanted scalding water poured into it

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John Barrowman's laminated buttocks, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

Make tea from it

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

smashing!

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mr spoons, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

nice...

meant to say before, well done on handing your notice in, wish i could do that :(

/has shit job blog

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

I've not done it yet.

Friday is the day. :D

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

that's a cool dream. i like dreams like that.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)

a beautiful dream

turns to shit. It always happens.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

Pffft!

At the coffee bar at work I heard someone ordering a 'cup of tea in a mug please'.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

Well I hope that's exactly what they got,

even if they had to smash the teacup to fit it all in.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

Chloe's bored. What should she do?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

Hair cut?

Nah

(City wall is not doing much, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

she should draw a portrait of Jolly Jack

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

This!

Hard and fast!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

strum her tiny pink banjo

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Haha! Does it look like a mouse's ear?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

roll over

;-)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

get a hobby

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

She should unwrap her new Wii...

...and play "Phonebox Vandal 2006: Gold Edition" until her front room is completely trashed.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Squirt skunk stinky pee-pee on passers by

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

She should...

...masturbate.

That's what I do when I'm bored.

It certainly makes the waiting room at the dentists more entertaining when the police arrive.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

And it shortens every bus journey, too!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Ahh, happy memories.

One leg up on the seat in front, the one-man-reacharound. Sitting on your hand until it goes numb, so it's like someone else doing it. Spraying the ticket machine with sticky white manglue.

Happy days, eh?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

We've all done it.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:28, archived)

She should

Go flirt with Art...'cos she's seen what Kat was up to when they were watching the Metrix or whatever that trilogy is called :)

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

i maintain that the matrix is not a trilogy

it's one great film followed by two rubbish sequels that have nothing to do with the original.
*harrumph*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

^ This. A Lot

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

although the freeway chase in reloaded is a guilty pleasure.

sometimes i put the dvd in just for that. though it's a good action scene, it doesn't really take the plot anywhere.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

"it doesn't really take the plot anywhere."

Much like the rest of the film......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

agreed. like i said, a guilty pleasure.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

a bit like fwapping over donkey rape

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:12, archived)

the first was really only just a conspiracy theory

with a nice special effect

it blew me away because of the lack of hype at the time
i went to the cinema knowing nothing about it
which is rare these days

but after that, it just became self indulgent toss
created by a bloke in a dress

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

what's wrong with blokes in dresses?

your prejudice bemuses me.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

it totally didn't match his shoes!

that sort of blatant lack of fashion sense just
lowered my opinion forever :)

and besides, i only stated he wore a dress
i never said it was the reason the films were shit

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

i agree.

every self-respecting tranny knows The Shoe Rules.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:46, archived)

I maintain that the first one is overrated and just as crap as the rest.

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

i hate the word 'overrated'.

i am not overrating it. i rate it just as much as i like it. if i like it enough to give it 9/10 on imdb, and i vote accordingly, then i am not overrating it. if i liked it only 4/10 and gave it 9/10 then i would be overrating it. what you mean is, you don't like it as much as me. that doesn't mean i am rating it too highly.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:35, archived)

you really like the matrix don't you

i'll stop underating it's crapness now
didn't mean to cause upset :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

i really like the first one.

i agree that the other two are utter bobbins.
you are free to diss as much as you but like! my rant wasn't about people who don't like the same movies as me, but about the arrogance contained within the word 'overrated'.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:45, archived)

well i'll have to agree wth you

this time

:)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:50, archived)

go bungeejumping.

or use a chainsaw, that always works for me.

edit: OR she could have some fun with scarlet, if you know what i mean ;)

i mean playing chess.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

switch off her TV set

and do something less boring instead...

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Hahaha...

This week: 5 nervous Kids from Wigan trying to teach you how to make home bottled Ginger beer and make a Picture from Pasta bits...

Why don't You!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

arf

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

why don't you...

didn't ant or dec do that...

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

no that was byker grove

oooo! byker
oh byker bykeeeeeer grove YEAH!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:10, archived)

yeah but I thought there

was some clip where one of them was doing it when they were about 12..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

yeah

they were on it making biscuits or summat

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

you could be right

i'm quite regulary wrong :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

Timmy Mallet

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

'what' not; 'who'

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

Timmy Mallet

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:22, archived)

She should get back in the kitchen

and know her fucking place....

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Too fucking right and all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

hehe

This^

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

She should ROFL

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

go on a date with pepi la pew!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

This^

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

Play chess...

and have a nice cup of cocoa...

well naked obviously...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

spay her!

(spray her?)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

i would expect she would experiment trying on different styles of lingerie

while admiring herself in the mirror.

or she gould be dressed as an intergalactic space priate, with a robot parrot on her sholder. she may or maynot have an eyepatch, i'll leave that to you.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

The first one

And pirate is spelt p-i-r-a-t-e

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

thor has curly hair

and ham hands

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:06, archived)

^^This

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:08, archived)

ermmm

www.b3ta.com/board/6628872

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

An eyepatch is Mandatory Thor.. You know that...

Oh Space Pirate you say... In that case it is optional as long as they undertake to start each sentance with 'Yarrrrr'

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Did a space pirate a while back.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:07, archived)

Yarrrrr!.

That be a Comely Wench etc etc etc...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:14, archived)

...

well shiver me timbers!!

rather woosome that

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

get down you scurvy dog!

that is rather ace, especially after finishing treasure island.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:19, archived)

Record an album

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DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Extract semen from a dog via digital manipulation

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

~~digital manipulation~~
a straw

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

go away.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:18, archived)

Or failing that

could you draw her getting abducted and having her pelt skinned off her to be made into a fur coat?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:20, archived)

And then, still alive and skinless

being brutally raped by Columbo star Peter Falk, who strips open his mac to reveal he is wearing a baby doll, MADE FROM SKUNK PELTS!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:23, archived)

Peter Falk in a baby doll made from skunk pelts?

It just doesn't get any better than that.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

I doesn't, does it?

I'm going to buy the good miss 4dam a Peter Falk in skunk pelt babydoll outfit from Anne summers tonight.
Sexy times!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

they make babydolls for dogs?

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

God I hope so

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:37, archived)

She's a lucky lady

and you're a lucky man.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:29, archived)

That;s more than lucky!!1

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:38, archived)

~~miss~~ master

'ning, 4dam!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:30, archived)

Ning Professor Kenny Martin!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:41, archived)

Protest against the exploitation of big titted furry animals

by unscrupulous artists.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:21, archived)

She can't.

....not until her contract runs out.....in 2067.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:25, archived)

hahaha

She'll get the union onto you.

Before you know it, Kat and Art will be waving 'One out, all out' placards in the first frame of SA and setting up a picket line so you can't draw frames 2 and 3.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:27, archived)

Hello, is there any body in there...?

This happened to me on a flight t'other day....

(flarkey, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

were you the mong with the ipod

or the miserable tart?

(also, where is the funny?)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

is he the pilot?

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

Redex?

You should have complained.

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

mlarrrrrrrrrrrrr

I was the mong.

(flarkey, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:57, archived)

I understand your reticence...

...but I have to ask: is your iPod borked? Can you not skip backwards and hear the song again?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

i know how you feel

i'm sometimes unavailable, too

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

but pink floyd suck

are you in your late 50's and a uni lecturer, do you wear leather patches on your sleeves, if no then try listening to something a bit more joyful....

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:05, archived)

*titters*

vitriolic.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:15, archived)

And I for one welcome our new asinine overlords...

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jamiem, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

bring back Smirnoff Mule

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

ALL NEW SMIRNOFF DONKEY

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

kicks like a ho from ipswich

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

they can never truly rule

what with being dependant on horses and donkeys for their very existance!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

Ah... But they can struggle back from species extinction...

Half Empty/Half Full and all that...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)

If only mules could breed!!!

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

Yay!

cfb

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:26, archived)

hahahaa what the fuck

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:53, archived)

I am full of teh Christmas cheer

dunno how to optimise it more... avoiding flame by posting link

EDIT: visits FAQ to figure out what he's gone dun wrong!

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

Post it, then...

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Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

What link, you cunt,

*flames*

flaming edit: try this link for more tips on how to post links

super extended edit: thats not bad actually ;-)

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

that link

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Ah,

the faq also included 'how to use edit button', well done you.

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

? sorry.. how do I use

edit?

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:01, archived)

FROGFIGHT! FROGFIGHT!

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

*limbers up*

*cracks knuckles*

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:13, archived)

*wootang frog style*

*Croaks knuckles*

(Mr Bad Aids Yeah, thats it, kiss my poody hole *mwah*, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:33, archived)

Invisible link

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

oh my god!

that's utterly fantastic! :D
hahahahahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

Nice blood spurts =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:00, archived)

hahahahaha!

i like it.

if you're using imageready, there's an optimise palette that is your friend.
the best thing to do is turn off transparency, reduce the number of colours and turn up 'lossy' to about 15 or so.
also try a plain old resize!

/genuine attempt to help

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:04, archived)

sail away sail away sail away

jesus that's poor

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

Kenya!

Ris?

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

Look, Man - Look!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

Personalised vests...

EDIT: Arse, replied to the wrong post. Meant to reply to Watermeloning Cranberrys...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Cranberrys

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

Sorry - now edited, for your pleasure.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

Is it ribbed as well?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

But of course...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

Alaska

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

D'ya-Make-Her?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

It's got no nose

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

Immigrant Song?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

yes

but no Stairway, denied

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

mornington crescent

(i love your quote on the stats page)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

Where is the stats page?

I think I saw it once... but then I lost it again

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

that lin k up there in the address bar?

just add '_stats'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:55, archived)

...but take off the final / first.

'ning micto! How's it going?

And yes, my quote made me chuckle today =D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

crikey - that burns! BUUURNS!

have a woo and a *SPANG*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

bale of hay bale of hay bale of hay

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

V Good Indeed!

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

hahahahahahahaha those seams are fantastic

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Haha!

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

seams?

what seams?

it's LOW FUCKING POLY

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

waht seemz?

(deathbyfeedback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

Crikey

Pete sure loves that beast

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

w00t!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

that's no moon

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

hahahahahahaha

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

hahahahah

classic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

I'm gonna have

to say "pfft", even though I don't really want to:

Pfft :¬)

(

wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Needs

more of teh Thomas!

(TheRealCrackCol, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

hahah - brilliant

woo *click*

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

'ning, freebs

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

G'Ning

Did you see the gallery?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)

I did - love it =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:59, archived)

Oh dear...

*chuckle*

(w0rmwood pearl, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

fukuoka!

thats special
Woo!

(

mr spoons, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

that's well clever :D

woo

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Grrrroooooaaaaaannnnnnn

/ac ;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

hahaha!

*approves*

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

pffffffffffffffft!!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

*reaches for mictoboy's killing knife*

(

DogHorse plop, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:53, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

Now that is funny!

Pfffft¬!

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:43, archived)

2 sugars, ma love

made me double-take this morning!

(amosridl, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

~~take~~ spluff

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

Full fat?

(

Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

ha ha ha

I take it deliveries have stopped in Ipswich

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

yeah

they've been dumping it in the river instead

/hull

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

Hull isnt in Suffolk!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

oof

PS I heard the same thing's happening in Japan with the ol' whore killing.

They suspect none other than the infamous "Jack Da Lipper"!

sorry....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:58, archived)

You monster!

Do you know how many Whores they have to Milk to make a Full pint?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Seven.

Erm, apparently.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

Don't you mean Severn

_sorry

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Oh.. Thank you...

*Starts Rounding Ladies of the Night up into Barn*
They've got to be Free range see... It's how you get the taste...
*Slurp*

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

Cat-Nav

specially for Micto, who just loves puns

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

arf

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

haha!

They should make one to tell you how far your turd has travelled round the wastage system.

"Scat-Lav"

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

Or...

...Shat-Nav, as advertised by Sean Connery.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

Cats can measure?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

They can with this....

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

They can with Tits...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

holy fuck

you're as bad as dave the hat

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

Worse

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

ho ho

you watermeloning cranberry

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

I consider that praise indeed

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

Or as good as Private Eye.

They published an similar cartoon a few weeks back.

(

Curis, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Oh Shite!

Did they? Sorry Ladies & gents - my humble apologies.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

Don't worry - that wasn't a dig.

More a compliment. Or maybe a dig at Private Eye.

(

Curis, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

That's quite an accusation

(

Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:42, archived)

pffft

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

now this I like

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

or one for 'the wife'

the fat-nag

/les dawson blog/

(

harryfreeze Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

arf

is that a tomtomcat?

(

PoofBird ~V~, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 19:53, archived)

They donlt get much worse than this...

Haha woo tho

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:50, archived)

STRRRIIIKE!

(

Ian Woosnam, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

eeeeeeeeurgh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

Andre the giant was a pussy

I remember when The Ultimate Warrior picked him up and slammed him like it was yesterday

edit: ahhh - the days *remembers*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

pssst....WWF / WWE isn't real!

*runs*

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

it WAS real in the 80s

I can remember ;¬D

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

bring back Jake The Snake

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

and Honky Tonk Man

and Machoooo Man Raaandy Savage!
YEAH!

pfffft

edit: and don't forget Dusty Rhodes and Hacksaw Jim Dougan

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

Repo Man?!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

hahaha

LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD! LOD!

LOD and the Ultimate Warrior were the best. They gave me all sorts of new ways to beat the crap out of my brother.

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

hahahahaha fuck yeah

I used to love WWF when I were a lad.

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:52, archived)

i love that film

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:49, archived)

The life of a repo man is ALWAYS intense

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:51, archived)

EEEELIDABITH!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:47, archived)

hahaha

eeeeelidabith! eeeeelidabith!
weeeeyyll yooouuuu marrrry meeeeeeee

hahaha - still makes me laugh
poor old macho man randy savage

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:50, archived)

your new sig

just made me lol in the office, you utter cunt

edit: he was cremated, so i have to snort his dust instead

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

DUST TOUCHER

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:45, archived)

WTF?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

I KNOW IT MAY BE A SHOCK TO SOME

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:46, archived)

Don't Listen to the Bad lying Man

There There
*Soothes*
*Strokes*
*Grooms*

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

shut your mouth

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

awwwwww........

*clicks*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

haha

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

YAY!

DEATH TO THE TERRORIST BOWLING BALLS!

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

hahahaha

woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

ouch

most woo

(Sonic_Gothic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

awwww, gunky

woo :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

Ewwwww... Eyes are Icky...

You sir are the Opposite of Icky...
Kind of an 'Anti-Icky' If you Will...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

Ouchies 0 the poor blighter!

Hehe

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:51, archived)

With a surprise come back single

(

@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

Huh huh...

Pointz at de nooobzzz OMGLOLROFL!!!!!111Onety-Onety-One-One-One

Edit: Yes Yes.. I know how tired the gag is...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

watch it sonny, I'm the pope

I'll 'ave you cut, u slag

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

No you're not

The pope is a n00b

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

one word from me an' I'll 'ave Bishop 'fingers' McManus wearing your episcopals as earings

.

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:42, archived)

username suggestion:

pope benedict XVII?

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:48, archived)

I've got a friend called Pope...

Pope Jean-Luc... He is Captain of the Enterprise and head of a Major Religion...
He has a Myspace and sometimes plays Folk Music..
(May contain some lie.. The Folk Music bit)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

didn't read the faq == noob and/or cunt

it's that simple...

too fuckin' big!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:03, archived)

Morning All

and for any interested -
here's the b3tabots gallery

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

Morning Bilbo!

How pretty!

Woo!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

cor!! what a lully cat

woo!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

It's really a robot

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

aww

wonderful

(Sonic_Gothic, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

em...

where the fuck's mine?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

In your cat basket?

In the garden?

In the shed?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

not my cat

my b3tabot

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

Yeah Bilbo!

He was the first after all!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

i was wasn't i?

*sulks*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

I really have no idea what you're on about

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

don't you? that's odd

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

we all had a vote the other day and it was decided that yours would be deleted

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

How can your be deleted?

You can be deleted, or yours but not your.

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

your all gay

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL!

YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS
*storms off*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

hahahahahaha I love that pic

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

there was trouble with the arse/mouth interface and we had to scrap the whole production run.

still, they made a few bob as scrap.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:28, archived)

you lie

don't lie
why do you lie
are you lying
you're a liar
lies

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

why are you kicking my dog and calling him "fuck off"

when his name is rover.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

sorry.

here rover
*kicks*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

woo

that's fantastic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

Very nice picture I think

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

Nings chap

pic is lully

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

nice quality

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:24, archived)

n00b!!!!!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

Back off Chico!

Put those FAQ's down

Im NOT a newbie

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

rofl

n000000b!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

Shouldn't that be n-0-0-b?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

Tiswas was tits

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:34, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

IT'S CHICO TIME!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

YOU ARE FOURDAM

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:32, archived)

So is everyone

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:33, archived)

Is everybody on here the same person then...

What about me.. Am I the same person...?

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:40, archived)

that's well lully

woo to you sar :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

that's a fantastic picture

i assume it's 'real'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

*something about a missing shark / helicopter combo*

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

did you see my 17000th post?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:31, archived)

erm....don't think so

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

tada!

www.b3ta.com/board/6627604

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:36, archived)

I don't know whether to fwap or cry

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)

I did

But I didn't click on the link

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)

gay!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:39, archived)

you should

he's got a cracking bod

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:41, archived)

pah!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:43, archived)

Awwwww...

He's looking at the neighbour's wife in the nuddy. No doubt about it. I recognise that expression anywhere...

(

A!. touching Shatner's Bassoon., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

aww!

lully and woo.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 12:16, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Aceness!

'ning, Grunty. Long time...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

Morning, sir

Been monstrously busy. Off to Budapest tomorrow.....

*dies of jet-lag*

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

Nice one!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

SPAK MOMENT!

I was arguing in college ages ago about what was the better shoe/boot

My friend: "Dr Martins are much better. They've been going for years!"

ME: "Well CAT boots are harder wearing!"

My Friend: "How you work that out.."

ME: "Well they make JCBs!"

what a fucking flid!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

ha ha ha

ha ha
ha ha ha
ha
you're an idiot

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

No silly,

This is a flid: homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/flid/

WARNING! May contain traces of David Bellamy!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

best ever!

homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/flid/flidemotions.gif

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

They are brilliant!

I think jeccy is probably my favourite poster ever :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

oh, gerra rooooooooom

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:20, archived)

I like your pictures,

I think you are a spacker though ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

At times

so do I :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

BE A RETARD WOMAN!!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

*performs Advanced Shoulder Biting*

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:35, archived)

I don't get some of them

being a flid doesn't mean you are mentally retarded or whatever *belms anyway*

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:15, archived)

*flids in the face*

You sit in your tower you nay sayer!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

I know

I made them like that as they reminded me of Family Guy - "Petarted".

There's one scene where Peter and Joe Swanson are talking;
Peter - "So, how do you deal with being retarted?"
Joe - "I'm not retarted, I'm physically disabled Peter."
Peter - "Oh come on, they're both different sides of the same coin."

Or words to that effect :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:25, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:26, archived)

bootiful

Woo!

(

mr spoons, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

ACE!

Woo to you sir!

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

I'm sorry!

More insects

Hello to everyone who was at the Imperial on saturday,
sorry to abandon you so early - next time I'll plan better!
Anyway there are a couple of photos here

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That am funneh!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

Bee

I just lost the war against Japan :( They declared peace on me, then persia invaded

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

I started the first bee spider war

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Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

You accepted peace with a country that you wanted to wipe out?

YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING RETARD.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

you missed all the real fun!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

O rly?

(

Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

Braw!

I can smell bacon, so than means there's bacon being cooked up stairs. I'm off for a bacon roll.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:52, archived)

That's just mean

I wasn't hungry till you said that

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

I wasn't hungry until I could smell the bacon

but now I have 3 bacon rolls.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

bastard!

I have nothing to make warm food with, and the nearest shop is 10 miles away.

I'm going to have a ciggie to stave off the humger pangs

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

Is there a school near by?

Go and steal a child and cook them with your lighter.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

There is a small village school about 5 miles away

There are also pheasants and sheep outside. I could make pheasantsheep pie.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

With a side serving

of seven year old kidneys....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

I was going to have brown sauce on them but they onbly had that lichfields stuff so I didn't bother.

They're still grand though, but I'll have to remember to get some brown sauce to put in my condiments drawer here at work.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

I have some HP brown sauce sitting on my desk.

I would lend it to you, but I don't think the bottle would email over very well.

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

You lucky bugger

from this day forward I'm going to make sure that, at work, I have an emergency bottle of HP sauce nearby.

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)

I actually prefer Daddy's brown sauce, but HP is good enough.

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:27, archived)

SICKO.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:29, archived)

I love both equally

I use each one depending on my mood.

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:30, archived)

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

aaaaaggghh!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

crikey

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:54, archived)

Woo!

Look at them Thomas' go!

(TheRealCrackCol, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

welcome n00b

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

I'm starting to really rather like you.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

It's the same person...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)

oh no it isn't...

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)

Oh yes you are!

Yay for Panto season!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

EH DUUURRRRNT BEEE-LIEEEEVE IT!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

Wow.

You must have so very many different browsers open in order to sustain this illusion.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

they work hard

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

hahahahaha

I knew they'd come round to you eventually

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

You're all of these guys, aren't you?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:04, archived)

I'm everybody on the board apart from you!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

Cheers fella!

I have the fear now that I am you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

I'm making you touch yourself

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

*cries at the images

of 4damparty*

I cant believe I did that!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:14, archived)

You are me?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

Nah,

You're him you spacker!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

Are absolutley certain of that?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

Mostly,

Yes,

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

I'm also Davew27, so that fucks your little theory.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

No you're not

I am. I told you, i'm everyone. You just think you're davew27

(

Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

ROFLS

Yay to you!
I read some of you previous posts, but I can't reply ROFLS to them because they have been archived

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

You're davew27?

You spilt coffee on my computer

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

I did a shit in your pillowcase, too.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:11, archived)

Also, you LOST the war against Japan!

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:12, archived)

That was totally your fault.

Why did you even talk to them if you wanted to wipe them out?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:13, archived)

I WANTED TO BUY THEIR CITIES

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:17, archived)

IDIOT.

BUY MILITARY UNITS TO CRUSH THEIR CITIES. IF YOU AREN'T MORE ADVANCED, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DECLARED WAR.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:22, archived)

I'm sportacus!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

N00b

;)

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72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

Are you that poo guy as well?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

nope, ain't no poo for me

/stupid poo n00bs

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Hahaha!

--Now available in cans--

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

Rofl

Are you just trying to make that guy into a meme?

(

72wevad "‮" egassem sdrawkcab a ton si sihT, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

need to get him on b3ta wiki!!11!!

(EddTehTed Love dem butlins!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:10, archived)

heheheh

come to daddy

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:07, archived)

I'm soz your stuff just dont make me laugh

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 14 Dec 2006, 0:47, archived)

CRACKING STUFF

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:53, archived)

arf

that's woo

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Bzzzzzzz!*

*Woo!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

how silly.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:19, archived)

'NINGGgggggg!

Sorry, I didn't have any of my interwebs yesterday so couldn't open any more windows - which means you get TWO advent calendar openings today:

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

Cor!

Can I please open them all now?

Edit: And by my reckoning, we will be able to see all of the norks bar Ariel and Jasmines. Which is a shame really, as The Little Mermaid still gives me the raging horn!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

No, you can't.

Or Santa will empty his sack in the Bad Way™.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

Is there a bad way?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

I saw the 'real' Ariel this year

COR!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

Fwoar!!!

Ning all.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:55, archived)

Who's the real Ariel?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:58, archived)

Ariel Sharon?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)

*wilts*

NOT SEXIES! Bad 4dam.

(

no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:44, archived)

I'd imagine

The character from Shakespear's The Tempest.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:59, archived)

she looks like one of the twins in neighbours

you know the one with the wonky mouth.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

The alessi twins?

Sisters of Rick Alessi? Caroline and something or other?

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

yes, them.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

Good

haha Board stats, 24,25,26 it's like a mini conversation:

24 Captain Wow "*wears a stripy babygrow*"
25 4dam "I think I have reached the peak of my arousal"
26 thor_sonofodin "*puts uniform away*"

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Ha ha ha!

This^^^^

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:05, archived)

Hooray!

it's like an erotic childrens show, it just writes itself.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

Yep....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

*spaffs*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:06, archived)

a sneak preview...

(christopolous i make butlins. you eat now, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

the dorty whooers!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

TITS OR GTFO

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

*nips to toilet with interwebs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

The joys of Wireless wankage :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

"I'm just off for a quick wireless"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

Cockney Rhyming Slang

"Radio-control Tank"

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

Haha!

Also: 'ning, Dr =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

Barclays Bank

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

my first ever mash... circa 1999

clipart-tastic

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

Ha ha ha!

That's great!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

Yo, G-Sav.

That am de bomb, me homey!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

in the days before google!

when you had to search the hard way!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

Diznee Ho's

nothing but painted ladies...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

How dare you.

Belle is a lovely, intelligent girl - she's only paying her way through college.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

that's

how it always starts, she'll be on the street givin' handjobs for smack within the week... and she's already a beastophile, there's not much lower she can go really :)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

Don't say that around here.

You'll be lynched.

*yiffs*

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

Hehehe

*runs*

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

yey

keep them doors opening :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

As very few people will be at work on Christmas day...

... i expect full frontal Disney Nudity and possible Ee-or on Cinderella Action!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

But advent calendars only run till

Christmas Eve ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

Ah.

But he didn't mention the calendar now, did he?

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

the annoying thing is... i knew that....

*d'oh!*

but I agree with wheelybird! :D

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:03, archived)

Fair point made well enough :)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:08, archived)

haha woo!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

needs more mimsy

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

I say!

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

yaay!

i think i'll ask JollyJack later at cartoon time to make his own version. and you kids better support me! or else!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

this is still needing updates

www.b3ta.com/board/6614466

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:01, archived)

One for JollyJack and Mr Horrible...

Found in a shop in Brumringham yesterday. There weren't any on springs, though.
sorry about the crappy cameraphone pic..

Click for full embiggificationisation

If you're RISing a bit, try this, or this.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)

my sins cannot be washed away

with mere soap

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)

i suggest filling your water tank with disinfectant

and doing a handstand in the shower for about a week

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)

Is that what did the trick at Thor towers?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

for a while

i'm now forced to pump neat bleach into my rectum.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:49, archived)

you have delicate girls hands

i'll wager those hands have never been ripped off by a falling mast

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:36, archived)

Hands, hands,

not like feet and tall and fleet,
they warm the heart and fleece the meat.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

Aha! That's my wife's hand.

And yes, small and delicate it is - luckily for me...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:43, archived)

i bet thay make you cock look massive.

/autoanswer No.14569

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

well i guess it would be nice

if i
could touch ya body

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)

I know not everybody,

Has a Jesus soap on a rope!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)

But I gotta think twice

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)

REEEEEEEEEACHout touch faith

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)

~~faith~~ ham

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:46, archived)

~~faith~~ cloth

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

Haha!

Kerry went to the Jesus Butt Plug shop.

I though I saw him in there.

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

wouldn't that

be more like 'Hope in a poke'?

argh teh aawful pun...

...slaps self in face

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

I've heard worse ones than that.

Mostly from me, it has to be said...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:44, archived)

Aha

RIS successfully dodged

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

"jesus helped me remove my winnits!"

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

you can also get a

Grope on a Rope

(

Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:02, archived)

Haha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:09, archived)

Another "Game & Watch" classic :D

'ning all

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

Hahahahaha, fantastic!

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

*pulls elastic*

*releases*

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)

pants or bands?

(

gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)

that's a bit of personal question!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)

ha ha ha ha YES!!

nice one jecs!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)

grrreat!

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)

hahahahahaha!

splendid!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)

Left! Right! Woman!

arf

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brilliant!

Cry Freeman woman!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)

that would just be fucked up :)

I've yet to do a Manga one yet though....

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)

PUT THAT GHOST IN A SHELL WOMAN!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:37, archived)

TRY AND UNDERSTAND AKIRA WOMAN!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Now do hentai woman ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

extreme hentai is fucking hysterical

200 cock entry :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:41, archived)

I must admit, that I have

started rather enjoying some of the clips I've seen!

Japaneses are funneh!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

Hahaha...

A Christmas gift for the lady in your life...

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)

hahaha

Ace!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)

Haha!

The left and right buttons should both be labelled "Do it!".

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)

^^this

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)

^^ that

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)

^^n the other

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

nicely done jeccy

i'm impressed

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)

so am I :)

cheers all btw :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)

hahahaha

woo!

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)

who is this Andre chap?

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)

A big dead wrestler

who's crowning achievement was being in "The Princess Bride" :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)

he's dead!?

:(

i only watched TPB for the first time a month ago
what a class film!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)

you've been missing out on excellence for sooooo long :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)

yay

my fav film ever!! :o)

(

Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andr%C3%A9_the_Giant_Has_a_Posse

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)

crikey, that's alot to get through

v interesting though :)

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:51, archived)

He is friends with Inigo Montoya....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)

you killed my father ~ prepare to die!

Edit: i go to a club called The Pink Toothbrush
:P

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)

~~pink toothbrush~~ Blue Oyster

(

mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:48, archived)

That's more of a cult than a club ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!

You're a gheyer ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:50, archived)

I remember this one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_the_giant

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:24, archived)

ta!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:29, archived)

THIS MADE ME LAUGH

In an FHM interview with Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan's daughter, Brooke mentions how one of the stories her father tells that while on a tour in Japan, Andre was too big for the toilets they provided. Andre resorted to laying newspaper on the hotel mattress and defecating there. Once finished, Andre would shout to Hogan, "Hey boss, come look at this."

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)

that made me lol :D

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)

ha ha ha haaaaa!

(

Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:33, archived)

all the French do that don't they?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

Yeah,

but sans newspaper, and sans mattress. They use their wives armpits. That is why they are so hairy under the arms you see! Man-Ure....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:16, archived)

hahaaaa

*waits for DS version*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)

get the powerup woman!!

class mate :)

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)

Ace!!!

*click*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)

Hahaha!

Fuck yes! I would buy that game.

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:26, archived)

hahaha!

fucking brilliant

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:28, archived)

ace!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:30, archived)

i dont get it

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connor, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)

check this link, I've done loads of them

here

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:39, archived)

*carries on*

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connor, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:47, archived)

b000tifu11

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:45, archived)

Reminder

(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)

Hahaha, how splendidly odd.

Also: Good 'ning, one and all.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)

Good Morning Kenneth Martinly

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)

Good morning Mr Grandma Sir.

Are you well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:15, archived)

I am fairly well yes

how're you?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)

I'm pretty good.

Apart from being at work, but we won't mention that...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:27, archived)

well, sometimes at least

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)

oh noes!

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bmjames, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:40, archived)

didn't we almost have it all

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

Not for everyone

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Ian Woosnam, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)

DUNK!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:34, archived)

does anyone know

who this is?

(christopolous i make butlins. you eat now, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:05, archived)

a person?

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mugatu, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)

Hey!

That's my dad!!!

(TheRealCrackCol, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:06, archived)

ning Thomas/CrackCol/all your other personalities

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

I saw him on Crimewatch

He's the infamous Sausagehead - a dangerous gangsta yardie from Shepton Mallet

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

90% pork

10% Miscellaneous pork product

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)

ning tets

how's the swearyword evasion going?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)

it's not too bad ashally

whenever it kicks me off
i take it as a good sign to do some real work for 5 mins :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)

cunt-tastic!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)

I am at home, poorly today. :(

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

aw - whoddermarrer?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)

i hid the keys to the pink furry handcuffs

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

Dunno.

I've not felt right for a week or so now; some virus. So as I didn't get much sleep last night, I just felt too crap to go to work today.

*sob*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

I've been like that

I had a sore throat for 6 weeks and a headache almost continually for 4 weeks. I now have a horrid cold

BUT I GOT OUT OF BED AND WENT TO WORK LIKE A MAN*.
THE ECONOMY DOESN'T RUN ITSELF YOU KNOW!

*apart from the days when I didn't

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:14, archived)

i didn't work

but i did manage to move house
even though i felt like shivery death :(

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:16, archived)

Sorry!

*puts on pants*

*goes to work like a man*

*passes out*

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:17, archived)

Good work soldier!

we could do with a few more like you

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)

JESUS.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

Jesus wasn't black

he had the magic given to him by our Lord Michael Jackson

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Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:08, archived)

in Juice form

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)

JESUS WAS A GAY BLACK JEW. DEAL WITH IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)

no, that was Bruce Wayne!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)

Bruce Wayne was a caffeine addicted necrobeastopeadophile.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:20, archived)

oh...

dear... awaits flaming

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:07, archived)

The token black man on B3ta who won't make it to the end credits?

/morning all

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:09, archived)

'ning Archie

how does this fine day find you?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)

not too bad, now about to assault the intellectual capabilities of the world, and go and teach :-)

i hope the day finds you well

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

*leaves an apple for teacher*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:19, archived)

quite well, actually!

finally recovered from a flu, weather's nice

only thing is my girlfriend is in Norway for the week

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:35, archived)

yes.

He has a myspace.

(Woodside lndustries full caps are *not* witty - they're shit, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)

Is it the flying purple people eater?

*retires to flameproof bunker*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:10, archived)

your mom

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:11, archived)

fuck

its definately tuesday isn't it..

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:12, archived)

aye

time for weekly march of the n00bs, shortly followed by pursuing board nazis... who seem to be on strike today...

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:18, archived)

less than 50k

please

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)

This is a good thing.

We might get some nice noobs this week.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:22, archived)

true

says me who's been here for 20 days... :)

(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:25, archived)

might i ask why you need to know?

and will i care when i find out?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)

That's me after I've fallen in a giant tin of boot polish

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The Duke of Prunes, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:13, archived)

"can you smell boot polish?"

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:23, archived)

the man who will tear your anus to the size of a melon...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:21, archived)

Rusty Lee?

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mr spoons, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:31, archived)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

^THIS!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:38, archived)

Is it...

...someone about to press the "Ignore" link?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 10:42, archived)

Yes! Mr. Aki's well known round these parts.

All I will say is "pop? or slaaash?"

(Euan_Kerr, Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:18, archived)

Is a gnops?

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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 12 Dec 2006, 11:54, archived)

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