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# For Rob and Joel
new front page logo

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# IT'S A LONDON THING!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# IT'S A GAY THING!

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# ITSA ME, MARIO!
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# ITSU ME, LITVINENKO!

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# *holds breath*
really???
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Itsa not so bad,
Itsa better place, Ah shutuppayaface.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Lambarrettaaaaaa, carbureetttaaaaaa
Veeeeee-eeeeee neck sweataaaaahh
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# WASSA MARRA YOU, HEY?
pissflaps
i'm too slow for this malarkey
need beer now
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# fucking kids today, no respect
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
#
respect lube
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# that comment sounds like a 'News of the World' Headline
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
top :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# fucking kids today?
Respect.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Can I get another Amen?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Testify!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# When-uh.. This Sist-uh.. came to us...
She was awash with Sin-uh...
She was an apostle of the Devil-uh...

But now.. Devil Begone-uh...
Testify Brothers and Sist-uhs...

Don't Forget.. Jeeezus-uh Loves those who Donate

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# PRAISE HOSANNAH!
*re-mortgages and donates*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:01, archived)
# You see this Sist-uh...
Is now a Good Person...
She is safe from the Devil...
Are you?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Amen
exorcise the demons
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# What's wrong with your pissflaps?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:25, archived)
# ITSA BITSA!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# lest, we repeat ourselves!
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# ^this
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# the bestiality site?
itsalondonthing.nu

or something
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Great news!!!!!!!!!11!!!one
That domain is still available!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:56, archived)
# ...

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#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# The whole world wants to be like B3TA
Runs off singing the silly 70's Coke song.


I'd like to steal the world...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:11, archived)
# and as she looked down at the people
she laughed at how they looked like ants
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# Hahahahahahahaha
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *crosses arms one after the other*
/sees Diana Dors on the right
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# pfttttt
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# don't you 'pffft' me, broadsword...
I saw you doing it as well ;-)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# but I.... well... erm.....


yes... yes, I was
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# well, get in line then...
the choreogrpahy goes out the window if we're not in line...

*paces forward, one step at a time*

*raises one arm after the other*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Don't you Ever...
Don't you Ever!...

(Woo to Pic)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# Stop bein dandy showing me you're handsome
*paints stripe on face*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:47, archived)
# *Paints more Stripes*
*Starts a Game of Droog Noughts & Crosses*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Oh noes!
Two of the squares are already filled with noughts cos of my eye-shapes :)
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# Hahaha My plan worked.. I am a Fiend...
*Paints last '0'*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# CURSES!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:57, archived)
# *Dances*
and
*Prances*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:00, archived)
# *minces*
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# *winces*
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# *pinces*
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# *Mimics Mincing like a Mimsy *
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Hehe, me likey! And so does Samuel L Jackson...
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# Qua diddly qua qua!
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# Far diddly qua qua, isn't it?
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# Ah.
Could well be, come to think of it.
More of a Kings of the Wild Frontier man, meself.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
THe punnage, the punnage!


Woo.
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# Genuine LOL moment there!
woo!
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# This makes me laugh
Your Saville/Hendrix pic in your profile however gives me TEH FEAR!
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# *stands*
*delivers*

Yay for this x eleventy
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# Haha
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# hahahahaha
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# Definet
wooalations for that! shame the tag line isn't on the image.

'ave a good old clickin' !!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:44, archived)
# And you still didn't fix the tower top
lazy.
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# I am so, so sorry superdave
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# Hey ho the king is dead!
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# hahaha
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# Is that another dead prossie?
Re: Sexy Dead Whore
Author: Kinell
Date: 13/12/06 15:08

I like the drama bit. It would be great fun for one to turn up on live tv at some point.

Like on songs of praise or something. Dead prossie spotted on camera propped up but clearly not singing. Camera homes in and the morbid truth unfolds much to the horror of the god bothering singy folk.

Or perhaps Fern & Phil doing an outside mulled wine and edible marzipan holly slot and a Suffolk slapper floats past them in the background on the icy Thames.

hahahaha
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# what the what what?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# t'is vampire cartoon!
OH NOES!
:D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# I'm too bored

is it possible to be too bored?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# i'm close to suicide.... this close to xmas and i'm at work...
... i'm sooooooooo fucking depressed!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:49, archived)
# yep
i'm not bored enough - will somebody bore me a bit more please?
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# Yeah it is!
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# haha
just swimming.
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# The League.......

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# Yay!
I never realised that b3tans looked so like the SA gang!

Splendid stuff sir =)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Heh....
It was easier to drap the SA crew in rather than the select few B3TAns I've actually met.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Fair enough - it was no criticism.
How's life? We never just talk any more...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I have been busy.
Day job, side projects in the evening, street corners through the night, etc.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:53, archived)
# I know the feeling.
Hang on - street corners in the night? I thought that arse was familiar!

Seriously though - take care when you're out, and don't go with any johns you're not happy about.

/Police jargon blog
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:58, archived)
# Aww.
I'd make a great Alan Quatermain Captain Nemo*, too!

(* Gets better toys)
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# The league of Yiffery?
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# The league
of extraordinary yiffery :)

noons all
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# 'noons, Fenris
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# Epic.
Truely so.
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# nine tiny firemen
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# ..standing on a wall
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# i have been meaning to write a kids book for about a year
but that's the only bit i can come up with
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# have you seen the Big Train
tiny firemen sketch?
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# would be required
to overwhelm scarlet in this pic?
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# ace
i especially like jack as the invisible man
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# He was the villain in the comic.
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# but not in the film
which was utterly shite
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# I have been advised to avoid it...
As it would anger me...
Is this good advice...?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# yes
it was twaddle
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# It's OK.
Visually it's stunning, but because they ditched Moore's story, it's lost quite a bit/all of the edge that the comic had.
Worth a watch, but don't expect wonders.
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# Did Moore Work with 'em on that one....
Or had he already started his.
'You can have it... I'm not Involved' bit?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# He decided not to have anything to do with it
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:05, archived)
# That's Fair enough.
Since film makers tend to see adaptions as an 'Easy Lay'
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:09, archived)
# it looks great
but the tom sawyer /connery thing is laughable and ruins the movie

plus the plot is utterly nonsense
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# I watch a fair amount of rubbish films
but this one was so bad that fifteen minutes before the end, when the tension should be rising, my girlfriend and I decided to go to bed and finish watching it the next day. It's awful. It's possibly even worse than Spawn.
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# know exactly what you mean
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# Spawn is Amazing...
I Laughed for about 6 hours After watching it... A CGI Migraine with a Gruff/Low talking Contest held by the Leads...

I would say it's the worst film ever. If 'League' is Worse.. I must watch it
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# I wouldn't go THAT far.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# I did say 'possibly'.
Fortunately for me, I have no intention of seeing either film ever again, and so the decision about which is worse will remain a mystery.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:13, archived)
# I watched SS Doomtrooper the other day...
I'm now officially immune to crap films.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Slightly redeemed by Stuart Townsend as Dorian Gray
totally would, twice.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:55, archived)
# That's Total Brilliance
Hurrah Jolly Jack...
Oooh...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Are you bored at the moment?
It seems that every time I look on here there's a new pic by you... Not that I'm complaining (except it makes the rest of us look bad) but it's just something I've noticed.
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# Yes. I'm bored.
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# did
i mention woo by the way... most unsporting of me, apologies as tis indeed

and have some yay
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# Ah well,
at least you can eBay your boredom afterwards :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# whenever
he posts anything it makes the rest of us look bad...
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# HURRAY
HURRAY
HURRAY
HURRAY

I like this a very lot
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# Oh yes.
Nice!
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# THE League...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Love JJ's impostor League all the same, though.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# just came back from work to see this. yay!
...my feet hurt!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:51, archived)
# Huzzah!
Kat makes a lully Victorian Lady. You know what pushes my buttons, don't you, old chap?

Now all they need is some pesky Martian tripods or sinister Chinatown crime barons to deal with.
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# \-Oo-/
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# Hahahahaha!
one of the few things on here today that make me larf ;)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha, lovely, and it's grand to see you back!
/haven't seen you on here in ages
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# ha!
random is good!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# What have you done with DTH?
Good 'noon
and 'arf!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# yay maiden! \o/
woo!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
*smacks* :D
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# Yay! Maiden!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# Woo.
I want to woo that so hard it might crack.
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# When you wish upon a star...
Be careful, eh?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
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# god yes
never wish upon a star when fucked on drugs

*waggles giant lobster claw attatched to my anus*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# You talk about that claw like it's a bad thing...
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# arf
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# This makes me chuckle.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# Is it
a grey mans
John Majors cock?

/topical
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# why - does it smell of curry?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# We're so topical we should get our pictures in the guardian or something
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# I've seen your photofit in there many times
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# haha
People keep asking why Chris Martin is a wanted man
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# LOL
svenno
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# That was in the sun
I was a page 5 hunk
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# I know
my copy is now stiff as a board from spluff
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#
the guardian stolen by ZOO / Nuts
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# thats no elephant seal
MANATEE!
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# right - I've done this one so you don't have to


This image brought to you by the impossible-to-resist-bandwagon company
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#
respect for the dead ftw
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#
I wouldn't have respected them while they were alive
so why now they are dead?


edit: retracted - you are right

I am in a funny mood this week - somebody I thought I knew quite well got put away for 3.5 years this week for coke dealing - I had no idea and its made me feel odd

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# it's funny cos they're whores
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# :D
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# Yo G-Sav, ma crip.
A little harsh?
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# ^ this ^
:S
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# I know - it makes me sound like a right cunt
I'm not doing very well at throwing the police off the scent am I
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# Yebbut you's in the frame anyway just coz you's black, innit?
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# all my life man
all my life.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# I've got hoes
in different area codes
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# area codes
area codes

area codes
area codes


i got.....
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# :)
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#
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# Cor!
I can't listen just now, but I'll ram it in my ears later dude!
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# nice one!
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# top nice one get sorted!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:48, archived)
# thats just ludacrus
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# Afternings, chap!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# hello young fellow
how are you squire
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# I'm grand, ta.
How's you?
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#
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# i got lost
and nearly got my head kicked in and loas a fellow b3tans number so i totally fucked up
*hangs head in shame*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:19, archived)
# liar
you've got goats
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# In different erogenous zones

GOATS, GO O O O O OATS

In different entry holes
entry holes
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# you are in no position to call anyone a liar
where the fuck were you on Saturday, hmm?
And that hooker person up there ^^
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#
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# That's simply not true
There's no e in Walthamstow
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# If you hold out your hand and connect the tip of your index finger and your thumb...
you will have a visual representation of the percentage of work i have done today!

*edit* haha!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# 1110% ?
WOWZERS!1
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# 6?
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# Is it a rabbit?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# is it a bunny?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# ZOMG U R ME LOLZ!1
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# I wud have been kwicker
but was making the bunny shape & smiling
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:37, archived)
# hahaha
yep, me too
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:38, archived)
# im ill
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# :( ill
:) pic
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# So am i!
As a matter of fact im in hospital ¬_¬
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# I'm dead!
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#
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# uh-oh
it is tummy ache ! :(
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# oh noes!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Awww...
Watch out that some Greeting card chap Disnae nick this for a get well soon Card... It's Lully Biscuits...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# Sigh.™ ---- giving up ho pics for christmas.........


(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# hahahah
best one yet
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# DEAD PROSTITUTES!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# John Peel questioned by police
Superman still at large in the snow
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# HELLO FUCKHEAD
FANCY A PINT THIS WEEKEND?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# hello cuntface
sounds like a plan to me, saturday would be ideal too, as the missus will be off at some work do

hows things?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# hello cunt
sounds like a plan to me, saturday would be ideal too, as the missus will be off at some work do

hows things?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:34, archived)
# echoechoechoechoechoechoechoecho
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:35, archived)
# must be that gaping cunt
which reminds me, lil dave says hi

boom boom
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:39, archived)
# They've found 5 stingrays in the Thames?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# Cheaper and more nutritious!

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# I'll take the opportuntity to link this then:P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# what a nice hospitable chap you are
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# For you sir
Five grand:P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
do I still get the bacon sarnie?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# The cheek!
*sigh* OK but only one rasher, and it's going to have to be facon.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# for 5 grand i'd expect a whole pig!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:23, archived)
# OK you can sleep with my ex then:P
Only other I could think of appart from the obvious santa one.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# i'll take anything I can get
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# AND IF I STOP ONE DAY
I@LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND
CAN@T STAY FOR LONG
JUST TURN AROUND AND I@M GONE AGAIN
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *DOES WHISTLING BIT*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# may be tomorrow i might just settle down
until tomorrow i'll just keep moving on
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
#
Maybe tomorrow I'll want to settle down.
Until tomorrow I'll just keep moving on.

Do do dodo, do do dodo, dooooooooooo!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# I love it how you've fucked up every single apostrophe in that
haha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# AS Gronkopan says
REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:44, archived)
# nice sig
but the song goes "every stop I make"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
I thought you'd appreciate it!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:43, archived)
# ????
*edit* aaahhhhhh i c
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# hahah
"Police are hunting an 18 foot tall man, described as heavily built and green skinned"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Ah but it is the perfect crime.
he could blend in to the background like a big field ninja.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Haha, "a big field ninja"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Well I'm sure if we all look deep down far enough
There's a little bit of big field ninja in all of us!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# I'd like to think so =)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# Unless...............
It's a field of Rape.........
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# teehee
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Well it could of been
[insert far more amusing comment here] thought!


EDIT:

That's amaizing! Damn too late. It just sounds corny now. But I suppose there is a grain of truth in it.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Then he'd be a big rape ninja.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:31, archived)
# Thundercats = winnar
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# ^this... everytime
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Thunder Thunder Thunder Thunder-CATSSSS!!
God damn I loved that cartoon
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# also its "Round the Bend*" Pisstake


*children's tv (not round the twist) blog
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
# ^genius
thunderpants!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Bum-rar!
*shakes fist at general direction of Mary Whitehouse!*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Yay for round the Bend...
Doc Croc was ace...
And boo to Mary Whitehouse... She took Miami Vice of the screens as well...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Nash Bridges stuck it right back to her!
cheech marins finest hour
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Lies!
t'is when he looked directly at me and said

"If you can find pussy cheaper anywhere else.... FUCK IIIITTT!"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# *glees*
I bloody loved that show :)
Woooolllyyyy the Wonderrr sheeeeeeep!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Is that... and oven-ready chicken behind his back?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# could well be
Although as it's small more likely one of those crappy little Poussin things
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:06, archived)
# He wants to push it up his bot-bot doesn't he?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# what is a hot bot not?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# Cold?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:54, archived)
# He has
nothing in his pants.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Nay!
He carries the sword of omens, don't you know
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:59, archived)
# Came from nowhere
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# And went back there soon afterwards
?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Er...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Fiddling about I worked out theres a 255 charector limit
Now i curse you


edit:
how rude,
woo to the original
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# and question marks don't work
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Yes they do.
You need to know about URL encoding. Hex values are your friend, my friend.

Hint: %3F
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# Interesting
some like & ^ will automagically change to hex while ?(): dosn't
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Well it's to do with CGI
stuff (not Lord of the Rings, the other CGI).

? will break the URL because your browser won't encode it; it's part of a CGI string, and the server then expects GET variables to be placed after it.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# GETS GETS GETS!
PARANOID ADAM AND JOE-DROID
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOllnlhFgg8

GETS GETS GETS GETS GETS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvICpPv1WiM
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)
# stoats
The Flash plugin I am using isn't doing sound for some reason. It's not because it's Linux as it works at work. Just not on this laptop. That is a nonsense.

Boo hoo.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# they don't.
oh fuck you're right.

oh, shit - exclamation marks have failed too....

edit : I guess this was too subtle even for b3tards. It was meant to read "they don't? oh fuck, you're right!" - NOW do you see. Hahahaha! soon you'll ALL see!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Oo
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# YA RLY!!
;)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:13, archived)
#
Not Possible!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Indeed.
This is a limitation of URLs and not the script. So there.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:02, archived)
# Grand!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I shalt shareth my work with thee...
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
Seven deady sins. This one is wanki... i mean Lust.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# haha yeah
cant beat a good old gurn. Isnt everyones sex face like that?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I know mine is.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 17:10, archived)
# looks good to me
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# fucking hell
that pig looks ill
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# How'd you know he was a copper?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# scarper! it's the peelers, gor'blimey!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Crickey!
It's the Rozzers!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Leggit
It's v' filff
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Scantily clad women in background...
Yay! Very nice :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:56, archived)
# tetsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOO!!
KanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

i can feel Koiri's pain inside of me!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# Blame Kanadaaaaaa!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# *parp*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:08, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:09, archived)
# that sortof reminds me
I did a BANGING shit in the train toilet the other day. I used about half a bog rolls worth of paper, and clogged it up and it wouldn't flush. The flushing mechanism kicked in about 3 times but couldn't shift it so I sheepishly walked out leaving a mountain of shitty arse rag behind that crowned the top of the toilet. Some bloke went straight in after me...poor soul.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# ha ha!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:15, archived)
# hahaha did it help it on it's way?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
www.ratemypoo.com/top.html

That is so wrong, but so funny. TOP 20 SHITS. (NSFW)

EDIT: How the hell can I get my poo to be that...LONG?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# pfffft!!
yeah the sneeze helped :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# (O_O)
it's YOU!!!!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# *scarpers*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# if only
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# ZOMFG! Mobile phone whilst driving!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# i was stopped at lights
hence the brake lights on the car being on
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# tell it to the rozzers son!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Policeman will say
"you are still in control of the vehicle".

Naughty!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Yes! And when you plough through a queue of little children because you were playing snake on your phone!!!
I will be there to point at you!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# noooo
you misunderestimated meeeeeeee
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# *salutes*
i knew he'd come good in the end :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# is that midnight tonight?
get in!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Can't be midnight
The sun is out
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# no.
the sun's asleep at midnight.

Tomorrow midday if anything.

mindpiss
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# fantastic granulation anim behind him!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Hahaha...
That is one sacrifice I can get behind...

I'd give up Hot Choccy if this was the result...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# yes .

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# top notch!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# ..a little light relief from normal..
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# so this is christmas
and what have you done?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# funny you mention that
I'm working on a pic on that theme right now.

And btw - eclectech, Doghorse and me are re-releasing the "NOT The Cliff Richard Christmas Single"

Includes penguins and trouserless NOT Cliff Richard.

eclectech.co.uk/notcliff.php
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# *dances*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hahahahahaha
*glees*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# needs more political humour that will take me 10 mins and some google research to get.
I mean, WOO! ;)

Good work on the Guardian pics! :)

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# ^ this ^
i always feel a certain sense of pride when a B3tan does well
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# I did well at pee pee earlier! I got hardly any on the seat :D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# more cash back for less splash back
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# go for the height!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# woo-woo woo-woo!
oh noes!
you've hit a hot spot!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hotspot? *turns on laptop*
*enjoys wifi action*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
#
f ll e
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:10, archived)
# cheers !
..
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Ripping
How I he keeps score

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
noice.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# topical humour still needs to be humourous
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# hmmm... what about tropical humour?

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# MUM?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# middle one on the right?

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# in the middle of the niiiiight
i go walking in my sleep
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
#
l n
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# y'see.... i tried to do that with film quotes...
... i'm going to do it again!

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# nope.... that one is me
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:44, archived)
# hee hee
slight tj,
i'm in the process of doing a site for a guy whos surname is Piesse, he owns a hotel in a place called Wyre Piddle in Worcestershire and the URL he wants is
www.piesseofpiddle.com
genius
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
we got a new member of staff called Tom Dick

i set his business card the other day
Tom Dick
Head of MPA

:P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# PLEASE tell me there is someone else there called Harry
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:40, archived)
# i wished
and then the joke would be complete

we do have an Albert Hall though
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# change your name by deed poll!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# does he have one of Hitler's balls
inside him?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# hahahahahaha
A guy from one of our suppliers was called Barry Norman.

And our IT guy is Norman Cook :D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:47, archived)
# hahah
i know a guy on the internet called gareth edwards! hahaha :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# hahahahah what a cunt he sounds.
wait a sec...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:53, archived)
# you are Cymraeg
AICMFP
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I used to work with
Tim Burton & Bob Hoskins
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# i went to school with
liam gallagher
noel gallagher
liam neeson
david niven
(the gallaghers weren't related)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
# my sister is a teacher
and used to teach a Ramsit and a Deepah!!

Calling the register would be ace :D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Braw!
Still a couple of fit ones left then. Excellent.

*checks train times to Ipswich*

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# i knew that'd be one of yours :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:55, archived)
# Ha!
/FACT
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:57, archived)
# hahahahaha @ 'LABIA'
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# "questionable parentage!" is the best!
haha!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Frosty Part 8
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooh
topical!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# yes...
I'm jus terrified they're going to steal my creation from me without asking.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# hahahaha needs more annoyed Rob
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# Does Rob get that upset
when the work of other, non-Rob-friend b3tans gets nicked or copied?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:05, archived)
# shake it like a polaroid picture!
shake it ~ shake it
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# they don't write 'em like that anymore.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# i wish they did
the love below was my fave album of 2005 :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# Mary-Kate and Ashley's Private Holiday Pics
was my favourite album of 2005.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# reminds me of Jungle hunt on the Atari 2600
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# you're alone on that one hubbs
:-/
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# yes you are.
I had a Speccy.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# long before the speccy...
original Pong type stuff, the atari 2600
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:42, archived)
# hmmm
in that case, i still didnt play it I dont think...

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:58, archived)
# racist!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Sigh.™ .................


(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# oh sweet jesus.......................................................
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
hullhullhull
hull
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
hull
hullhullhullhullhullhullhullhullhull
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# can you spare me 10p change for the bus
!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# Hull,,,,, on the herald of free enterprise, via lockerbie
..
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# :O
these get worse and worse!

woo! top shoppery
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# You're on a roll with these, aren't you?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# These are becoming
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# On the request/pleading of M.D. When:
The Triplets

.....what should I draw next? (Note: Suggestions don't necessarily have to involve nakedness, sleaze, filth, depraved acts, lewd behaviour or impossible proportions).
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# Something involving
nakedness, sleaze, filth, depraved acts, lewd behaviour or impossible proportions please.

Edit: Edward the jaffa cake ninja
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# seconded
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Seconding the unorthodox anatomy motion
Edit: or possibly, the bad consequences of bad anatomy.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Back ache I imagine
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# how about a robot
destroying a metropolis

just for a change
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# Or a metropolis destroying a robot.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# nice twist
I like it!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Can I something of an impossible portion please
Possible a galactic sized Choccy Eclair
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# er....................................
..........that just about counts me out

also

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Yiff!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# !!!
and furthermore, !!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Squirrels suckling their young.
It's not sleazy to breast feed in public.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Awww Cutie Triplets...
Why not draw the Crazy Kids from S.A dressed for Nativity.

No muckyness.. Just the Fluffy Awww-Blesss....
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Yay
^-that
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Draw The League of Extraordinary B3tamen!
(yes, that includes women too...)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Women
with tits...?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Hahah
actually I like this option. Internet personas playing comic book characters
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:36, archived)
# ^^THIS x loads^^
I would veh much liek that
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# NINE TINY FIREMEN
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# Fiiiiiiive golllllllld riiiiingggs
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
# CrackCol smearing butlin all over Thomas's face, whilst Zammo looks on.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:24, archived)
# yeah man, faaaar out!
:P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# HIPPY
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Hate crime!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# nah I love crime really!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:37, archived)
# Best reply ever!
You win one internet.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:39, archived)
# thanks! I'll go halves with ya
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:43, archived)
# This gets my vote.
One of them should be dressed in a titted squirrel suit though for good measure.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Would you like them rare or well done?
How the hell are you squire?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:01, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# Dirigible!
What a smashing word. Well done.

Rigid or Semi-rigid? I suppose it depends upon how long the neighbour has been dead for...
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:52, archived)
# santa's sweat shop
:D
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
#
sweat shop
rusty sheriff's badge
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Possibly something entirely unsleaze
Like a genderless nundroid.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# THE DEATH STAR
with tits

or some midgets who live in a boot
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:27, archived)
# A Hula Hooper
With a pooper scooper in a Mini Cooper singing "Super Trouper"

Or squirrels with tits.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# mermaids
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:28, archived)
# a woman with breasts so large she needs some kind of block and tackle system
to lift them in the air.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:29, archived)
# Scarlet
tangled up the christmas tree cos she was playing with the lights.
or
Kat going feral and chasing Scarlet round the base of a tree
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Speaking of going feral...
possibly one or more of the characters attaining hugely muscular were-forms.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:32, archived)
# Or Art smacking Kat over the nose with a newpaper
for using the Christmas tree pot not her litter tray:P
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:49, archived)
# SA/Goonies poster!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:31, archived)
# Scarlet contemplating straightening irons
I'm not suggesting she should hurt herself, but there should definitely be singed/flat fur and/or burny bits
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:34, archived)
# the mating rituals
of wild squirrels with tits, which invariably involve violating the corpse of a much-loved/despised celebrity, such as Dean Gaffney.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Wheeeee!
Thanks Dad.

This is lovely.

They have made me very happy.

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Wii!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:41, archived)
# A Tit!
Blue, Grey or Coal. I'm not bothered which
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# yes they do
all of the above please
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:45, archived)
# A family of otters
enjoying Christmas day at home.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Thatcher rising from the grave
scaring the shit out of some punks
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Did they bury her alive?!
Little harsh even for her!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:54, archived)
# Once again I ask for 'Battle of the boobs' starring all the female characters you draw =)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:51, archived)
# A robust village squire
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:03, archived)
# I believe the logical progression of this storyline
would involve the three of them fighting to get into that skirt simultaneously; with clawing, biting, and rending of garments.

...right?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Draw Leonard making a dam
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# not very well exectued but i had to get it out of my head!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# ANDRE THE GIANT HAS A POSSE
Insane Clown Posse?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# ha!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:14, archived)
# I've got mr. johnson's head
in my bookbaaaaaag!!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
I used to love ICP many moons ago. Haven't heard anything after 'The AmazingJeckel Brothers' though. Twiztid were pretty good aswell.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I've got The Great Milenko...
It makes me grin hugely when I listen to it. Haven't heard any of the other stuff though.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:25, archived)
# great album
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:15, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LOOK AT YOU YA LITTLE FUCKIN POSSY!!!!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:16, archived)
# !

(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:26, archived)
# i think the kitten is a clever way to get all your posts read
*scrolling* heehee love that humor (humour?)
Does the UK use a 'u' in that one?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# yep! :)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:23, archived)
# HMMM oh and I nearly forgot............. sigh.™


(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Ha!
Woo!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Ooooh You dark Swine...
That is the Bonza!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# :o
Ha!
Sky News opened a piece with "in Ipswich, they should have been counting the days to Christmas, but now, they're counting the dead prostitutes..."
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# sicko
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:06, archived)
# thats genius
I hope a few more bite the bullet now, if only for that thread to keep going....

They should post an appeal to the killer asking him (maybe her) to keep going for their sake
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
"If I was her pimp I'd still be punting her ass"
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Tickets, please!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Suffolkated!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:19, archived)
# Too subtle?


PLus my first attempt at doing this to a photo.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)
# RIS?
Is it Hippo Tiem?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Too subtle for me too.
I'm guessing something to do with hookers.
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Me too
but theres seven players without shirts on - but only 5 dead prostitutes that we know of....
Or is the poster saying something?!

SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)
# looks like some one is strung up in the club house
tho i could be seeing things that arent there
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Ain't nothing gonna break my stride
Ain't nothing gonna hooooold me down


oh no

i got to keep on moving
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Eh?
No Tight-head Props?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)
# where's the hooker?
i'm missing something........

edit: and doing WHAT to a photo? jizzing over it in an orgy of rugby man-love?
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)
#
Shhh!








(It's the first time I've cut people out of a photo.)
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)
# RIS
Anyway, love to all. Byee!
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# meh
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)
# ta-ra muffins!!
*secret snogs*
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Missing head, people
(, Wed 13 Dec 2006, 15:33, archived)

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