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happy birthday Osama!

have a spliff and chill out..

that's better.

(radja, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

Its my Birthday tomorrow

I've only got 2 cards :( and one of those is from my mum

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Awwww.. Happy Birthday...

I'm sure there are so many that the postie couldn't deliver 'em...
(That's what I tell myself each Valentine)

*Strokes*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

happy birthday

maybe they'll arrive tomorrow

*imagines SkUG patiently waiting at living room window...... .....all day*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

While my lil-Skug.. Gently Weeps...

Awwww...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

hehehe

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

Hahaha!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

When it's actually your birthday and you've still only got two cards then you can moan...

...until then have some patience young padawan.

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darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

its tomorrow

edit : sorry i can't read

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

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darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

tim westwood is 50 in october

lets all send him a card

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

Haha, yes!

Let's do it - send it from person to person to ~~deface~~ sign and then on to him =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

tucard

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

Hahaha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

wikipedia says march 10th

perhaps you were thinking of mark e smith instead?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

I had a go at drawing myself as Manga people :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

\^____^/

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

needs more aardvarks.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Great source picture! I used it too :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAA!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

You have quite a spikey head

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

lemme go find a picture of my spikey head...

click this
img522.imageshack.us/img522/774/animation76zi.gif
and this one too
img167.imageshack.us/img167/4454/sigipk0.gif

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

those scare me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

ahah found the pic i was looking for

myspace-873.vo.llnwd.net/00913/37/83/913443873_l.jpg

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:29, archived)

Hehehe well it is you

SO Monga:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

bored

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electric cocksmoke, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

That's rather clever

*clicks*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

nice

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

zombies in drag

/ac

that is ashally quite good

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

I honestly cannot believe...

That you guys havent had a heyday with shopping that picture of Blair with the obscene gesture! I am QUITE disappointed!

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

*dives into bunker*

Kettle's on, everyone. Bring your own biscuits.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

I Got Fox Crunch Crumbles...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Crumbles?

I thought they were either "golden" or "ginger". Any golden ones going spare?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

Golden Foxs

I saw that card in a phone box in Soho...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Are you sure it said foxes and not showers?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Hmmm... So that was what that was...

I just kept thinking that the champagne they'd offered was quite flat and stale...

And warm...
And Cloudy...
*Boke*

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hahahauurrrrgh!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

is wagonwheels a biscuit?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

does it go soggy when you spoodge on it?

is the official test I believe

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

hmmm.

I wouldn't know, I don't drink tea or coffee...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

*tests*

No, it's still crisp.

Wait a minute, this isn't my jizz...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

well gather round everyone

right tackle out, take aim, think of england
*spluffs*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

Right tackle out?

You have a left tackle as well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

you tell me, you made me.

oh wait, it's a splinter.
sandpaper please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

*dives in the shallow end and breaks nose on the floor*

ow!
*brings those awful pink waffer biscuits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

ooh

i'll have twenty

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:39, archived)

*passes biscuits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:55, archived)

I've got a family pack of cornettos

*slides through door*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Ooh, I could just go a Cornetto now.

What flavour are they?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

Origional. The best flavour.

None of this strawberry bollocks

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

What about Mint though?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

quick post a picture or take it to /talk

and its bin done about 1001 times
edit : nice lurkage but doesnt detract from the lack of reading of the FAQ

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

you are also QUITE uninformed

if you believe that

and if you think the board lacks something, why not make it yourself?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

i dont get it, its not tuesday for another couple of hours yet.

odd

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

but it will be, for a couple more days

oh, it will be

/yoda voice

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

I honestly can't believe you didn't try to do it yourself

although I probably wouldn't get to see it

And...Beau Bo D'or will do it better....or Archie

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

I am crap

With shop. Horrid. My compo's are met with derisive laughter and then I must phone my Mother.

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

I think something is better than nothing when opening a new thread...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Then please please

don't post a meandering piece of drivel in a new post that will have knocked somebody's work off the bottom of the board...it's in the FAQs if you'd like to go and read them

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

you are clearly some sort of cunt

so fuck off

ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

how many types of cunt are there?

*gets out "eye-spy" book from the 70's*

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Well

There's the badly packed kebab
and the camel toe to name but 2

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

there are three

all the rest are merely jargoneering

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Perhaps I am

perhaps, I am. I will have to look into that. ANy idea what TYPE of cnut I might be?

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Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

a threadwasting one?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

One who can't spell simple 4 letter words?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

Is it tuesday already?

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Aenesis, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

I got a new puppy on Saturday

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

aww whats its name?

He/She looks like clive anderson :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

he is called Willis

derek monte suggested the name

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

AAAAAWWWW

puppies are the new hippos*

*no they aren't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

freebs made me this :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

glee

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:43, archived)

Awwwwwww....

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

It are a boxer?

They are lovelies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

hello!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hello.

Er, how are you?

Manwife loves you now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

fine ta!

why for manwife-love?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

The ALF t shirt.

He absolutely loves it.

Oh, and the belt photo with the whole fly goatse thing.

:-( I'm sorry if I upset people, I shouldn't be allowed to have the first three drinks, as they're the ones that tell me the next ten will be a Very Good Idea.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

hahahaha

ace
*is glad i didn't take the photo of my bellend with your camera*

edit: you didn't upset people, afaik you were quite sweet once you'd stopped being all scared

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

Who's camera was it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

your phone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Oh I see what you mean.

No, you kept dropping fly and flashing black abyss, but nothing else.

I'm just never very sure how to handle large groups of people I don't know. Which is the saddest thing I've said in a long time, I should just charge.

ooh ooh ooh, edit: does that thing you did with the balloon hurt?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

not much

but i haven't seen any phots of it yet :(

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:32, archived)

You did insist on removing it from your face a split second before I got my lens uncovered.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

This sounds really really really rude

I'm quite sad that is isn't :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:38, archived)

So am I...

must be rectified...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:41, archived)

gah

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:40, archived)

Indeed

I did try to stop you...

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:48, archived)

You didn't upset me

I thought you was lovely

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:19, archived)

:-)

Well that's good. You and Bruce were stars. Up with this sort of thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:22, archived)

I don't think you upset anyone

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:21, archived)

Even though I 'threatened' to sexually assault you?

:D I'm so sorry, I don't remember doing that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:23, archived)

Yeah

You were lovely really though. :)

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Next time just shove me.

I don't mind.

although next time I shall try not to be drunk. I must stop saying 'ooooh, yes please' when offered drinks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:33, archived)

he is a border/lakeland cross

he is only tiny at the moment

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

Nice mix!

Great name too.
I think I love him :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

:¬)

I love him - he is ace

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I think it was the eyes that confused me. Don't know why I thought it really, boxer puppies look like frogs.

He's gorgeous.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

when we went to get him

we nearly got 2 because they were all so cute

if I was rich and had a bigger house, I'd have got all of them

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

I just want a boxer and a lurcher

that's a black lab and whippet cross. Just like the two dogs that I used to live with.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

lurchers are meant to make excellent pets

but i wanted a little terrier that I can pick up with one hand and chuck over a ladder stile when I'm out walking

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

They are

Well Salem, the lurcher in question is a lovely lady. Very demure, just a dog shaped cat really.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:25, archived)

Hmmmmm

curry

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

noooooooooooo

Willis is not for going in curry
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

*puts down curry spork*

*sulks a little bit*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

puppies are all of the joy - WOO!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

boingy boingy boingy

look at em go!
MOSHPUPPIES!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

hahaha

excellent
that's like my front room when he wakes up

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:18, archived)

puppies are grouse!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:35, archived)

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

*asplodes*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

I have over 100 photos of him already

but I've only put 6 on my flickr
:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

that's no good

now you're being rational! ;)

take more photos

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:11, archived)

I shall make it so

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

make it so!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

he doesn't have opposable thumbs!

/dyslexic

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

Can I lick your scrotum please?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

What?

Edit: I don't think you know what heyday means. Did you perhaps mean field day?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

What obscene gesture?

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

Blair at school

pretending to hold his cock
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/6419795.stm

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

god almighty

politicians are born not made
they are cunts from birth

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Good lord!

He looks almost as much of a cunt as the rest of them!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

Hamtouchday is tomorrow

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

*EDIT* Oh, did he mean Tony? This is Commissioner Sir Ian.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

I knew someone had done

blair and obscenity

(pdjpdj, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Edit: ~~new~~ silly

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

a few things were done

but it just wasn't that funny

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

If you go and see the nice lady at the desk

she will give your money back.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

go fuck yourself,

you rotter.

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Yay!

First outing of my new gif. Ta to Cheeky Boy for the photos :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:13, archived)

Hahaha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahaha!

faster

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

Make yer mind up, Vezza - how big WAS it?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:20, archived)

Not as big as yours

big boy *winks*

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in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:24, archived)

Yes, I do catch some bloody enormous fish.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Haha!

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

Yay!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:30, archived)

Surprisingly, it actually did make him marginally less irritating.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

still deserves death

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Duncoffin is life., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

I now have an image of Jar Jar in my mind

talking like 3PO

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE STAR TREK I DO!

/autocomplete

TJ: buying event tickets on Ebay. Good idea or not?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

It's a good idea if I'm the seller.

I never rip anyone off.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

Do you have T in the park tickets?

Eh?
Well?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

i went to the first ever t-in-the-park

it was rubbish

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

so did I

and it was great.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

bah

you probably got to shag the girl you were with

i didn't

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

I did

and there was also a bloke who I didn't like who had his crate of beer stolen and lost his hash. All in all a fine weekend!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

I went to the second one

And it was great

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

so did I

and it was great

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

I was right at the front for Kylie

Woo ha!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

hahaha

I was about a mile back, even on the big screen it may as well have dress a dwarf in a shiny dress.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

That was pretty much what I saw from the front too

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Fuck me!

Fun lovin Criminals and Hayseed Dixie at the Wickerman. It seems to be attracting bigger names......

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:15, archived)

Ah, sadly not.

I've got an old vacuum cleaner and some Lord of the Rings books though, are they any use to you?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

I could use a sex aid and some toilet paper....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Then I'm your man!

Err... if you see what I mean...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

star trek is rubbish.

no kung-fu or special powers. just people in tights on a ship, talking. and talking.

;)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

No special powers?

Mind melding, the shoulder squeezy thing, fantastic foreheads (Cardassians, Klingons) and let's not forget cloaking, warp speed and all that other stuff.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

maybe, but no lightsabers.

rubbish.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

phasers.

And they have more than an on/off function.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

but they don't go zzzzzummmmmm...

and they can't deflect lasers. i think.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

Probably can with enough accuracy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:28, archived)

Sometimes you can net a bargain...

Sometimes you can be Bum-Spanked...

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Not so much a bargain

But I haven't paid too much over face value, so I'm fairly chuffed with it........

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:12, archived)

Yay Grats...

Never been to T... any Good?

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:16, archived)

There was a story about that in the paper recently

Urging caution.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Too late!

Goodbye £370

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:06, archived)

he's from Babylon 5 idiot!

;)

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Not if you get bid-happy and pay too much for them

or they are for a take that concert

(

P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

Dammit!

I was desperate to see the boys again :(

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like...

...Fucking Shaft!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

^get over it, tim.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

It Still Hurts

(Not a Joke)

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

It was a difference of opinion

(Workshy Fop More Workshy than Fop, to be honest, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

The Phantom Menace?

Yes...
Fill this in, I'll get some Money out to you by the end of the week...

I call Spaced Marathon!

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Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

i'm on my way.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

*Gets in Supply of Biccys and Tea*

I've got some Fucking Jaffa cakes in my coat Pocket...!

(

Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:10, archived)

haha

but it still doesn't make ep1 any better.

Edit : ep2&3 were shite too.

(

Aenesis, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

hopefully vikings won't be bumming my embassy

edit: quick vote, people. should i link/get rid of this? it was intended to be a dane, made out of the infamous picture, not mohammed himself. if you think it's going to bring more trouble than it's worth, i'll bin it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

I'm afraid to even comment on this picture.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

If that is the case than I'm please it redex's for me

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Maybe you've got a "Not actually relevant to the compo" filter on your browser.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

haha

I can't even see if it's a compo entry or not.

Oh how my world is filled with joyous mystery at this time

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

My suggestion

is to rationally deduce what it might be. Sherlock-like.

(

Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

the idea was (meant to be)

"what if it was muslims doing cartoons to insult the danish instead?"

(but really it came from me thinking "doesn't that bomb look like a pig?")

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Haha, and that's a fair enough explanation for me!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

it's a photo of you with your cock out

but nobody has noticed

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

even when he made that big sign pointing at it

no one noticed

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

i think somebody said something about 'maggots'

at one point

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

Have you 2 quite finished

*taps foot in slighty exasperated way*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

oh no

not by a long chalk*

*yes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/6936138

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

you love the bumsex

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

who doesn't?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

My hamster

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

no...

you hamster *does*

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

doesn't !

He says it's a sod getting the sellotape off afterwards

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Who ARE you?

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

i'm Captain Wow

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

'ning captain.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

ciggie break!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

Where is the Captain today?

I saw some posts this morning but she seems to have gone AWOL

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

probably doing some work

unlike somebody

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

I don't believe

that work has ever stopped Wow from posting like wood firing machine gun ever :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

It's my hometown

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

No it isn't

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

yes it is Grandad

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Why am I Grandad?

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:04, archived)

the moustache

probably

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:17, archived)

then it's for the bumsex

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

you're SCOTTISH?!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

Careful now

you're ginger

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Hahaha, this thread is nearly as funny as the Budzbar one!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:01, archived)

must have missed that one

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

you wouldn't have let me sit on your lap

if you'd known, would you?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

That was me

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:05, archived)

we took it in turns

because he's so pretty

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:08, archived)

terrible thing jealousy.

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

*burns embassy anyway*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

Needs more

Horns..... & Kirk Douglas...

(

Turdos last had the shites, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

Ham

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

hah

That was one of the naffest posters ever.
You have improved it, infinitely :)

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

pig on muhammed?

wowzers!

(

SiX and his hat, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

well he's not exactly mohammed now is he

not with the blond hair and blue eyes

(

plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

he fucks pigs

i've seen the photo

(

mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

I've seen the tshirt

It rocks

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

*mumbles something about a guy on another forum*

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

hehe

my christmas card to friends and relatives...

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

Hahaha

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

pffffft

(

Turdos last had the shites, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

hahah

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

arf!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

oh yeah

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

I've just remembered Paul Gambaccini

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

you lost the game

(

mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:09, archived)

leave it.

this is one of the tamer ones.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

There were plenty worse around at the time.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:51, archived)

It's a free country. (or internet)

Leave it I say.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

a little blasphemy here and there

..never killed anyone, did it?

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:03, archived)

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

*obeys

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hello you.

Did you make it to the bash and I didn't meet you, or were you one of the ones who didn't make it?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

i thought it was later in the month, forgot to check the calendar

next time Gadget! i really want to go to one, but this is the second time i've fucked up the time/date

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Well I'm slightly relieved...

...as I was intending to buy one of your t-shirts and wear it, but I forgot/didn't get a chance/am skint*

*Delete as appropriate**

**They're all appropriate.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

well, no time liek the present!

off you go. www.nogunarmy.com :)

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

I know, I know.

And I will buy one, honest - I want a cats are cruel one.

And while we're spamming the hell out of each other:

www.cafepress.com/kmlabs

buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one buy one

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

You know, I've been thinking* about buying one for a while now

are the prints any good?

*briefly considered

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

*mumbles*

I don't know, I've not bought one yet...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

Yes they are

Excellent infact. Every last detail. :¬)

Edit: as can be seen by this pristine camera-phone pic

Click for bigger (248 kb)
That's not me btw, its a friend I bribed with beer

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

Have you got one?

I've just been looking - think I might get the ringer one.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:54, archived)

the ringer does look good

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

Red and white for me I think...

*has a thing about red clothing*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

cor, can I borrow30 'bucks' dad?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

No.

But as you're family, you can have one at cost price.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

how much is that?

I'm a bit short you know since you upped my damned keep!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

$29.50

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Do you print all your own stuff?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:50, archived)

get it printed professionally by other people for me, yes.

proper screenprinting, none of your trasfer shit :)

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hmm, because they're very good and I might invest in one or 2.

Could I fight you for some kind of discount?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

I have the 'Sinister Ape' one.

it's ace.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

glad you like it :D

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

i should think so.

how about if you buy 2 i'll knock £3 off?

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:56, archived)

I'll be in touch via gazz later tonight

Or your mail address on site, whichever you check more regularly

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

email on site is best

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

its a date

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

Look everyone!

Keyboard Weasel's fallen in a big bucket of Lame-O!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

*points*

hahahahahaha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:59, archived)

Haha, I'll buy yours eventually

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:00, archived)

fuck a chair.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

you are not limpy713 :)

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

*looks away in dissapointment*

*kicks rock*

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Beware!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

That pic is lovely

And for some reason I now find weedy ginger men overwhelmingly sexy.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

did you meet mictoboy at the weekend?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

weedy?!

you utter cunt

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

Although he did use the word

cunt at least 5 times in every sentence

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

MANCUNT

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

we got to meet mictoboy

and the world is a slightly better place because we did

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:41, archived)

i have that effect on people

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

I don't even remember meeting you

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

have we met?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

LIES!!1

I bet your not really coming to our Dumfries mini bash

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

i'd love to come

but it is a sod of a trip

(

mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

LOSER

I've already told the kids you're coming too

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:57, archived)

I was going to ask you about that

1. Is it some kind of joke?
2. If not, how come Waspy is going if he can't even get his sorry ass to Manchester?
3. What if we don't want the bumsex?

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:49, archived)

No, it's not a joke. Waspy is passsing through on his way back from a trip to hampden, so we are meeting up for some bum fun. i just thought it polite to invite others

Bumsex is mandatory I'm afraid. Although since it's you, I'll let you get away with some ordinary minge sex, and a bit of oral

(

wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:55, archived)

Severe trauma can affect the memory like that :)

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

^ this

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

it is?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

ah come on!

:)
ta for those books btw, the missus was suitably scandalised* :)

*intrigued

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

don't you try that on with me sonny

i'm still not talking to you because you haven't
said how nice it was to meet me.

/it's a pleasure mate. hope to see the resulting tracings soon.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

my mum always said

'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all'

;)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

Yes

fortunately he left his Hypno-Eyes (TM) at home.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

you always did, you liar.

;)

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

hey baby....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

CLOWN IS A ALIEN

www.b3ta.com/board/6936072

(

Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

BEWARE!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:46, archived)

suck on my white chocolate salty balls

(

mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

pffft!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

haha!

nice

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

:) nice

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

Oh My God!

you lynched Kenny!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

now there is an idea

white up kenny lynch........go

(

mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

i tried to black up tim westwood

it's fucking tricky

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Don't encourage him.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

it really is a good challenge

bloody hard work

(

mongychops, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

yeah man

*gun noise*
*explosion noise*

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

they set up us the bomb

*explosion noise*

homie

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

Mmmm... white chocolate...

Heh

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

I was going to do this

so woo!
and click

(

P3te "the Meat", Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

arf

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Ever since that song came out I've had a hankering for salty chocolate...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

haha!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

Yay for this!

and for the funniest telly programme to come out of 'Merka

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

Haha!

high on fibre

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:58, archived)

TRUE STORY - EDGAR ALIEN POE:

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

haha!

ol' eddie poe

(

The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Edgar Is A Alien?

Beware?

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

Darn tootin'

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

^ very much this

Anyway ... I'm off. The boss is flailing the cat-o-nine tails again :(
Ta ta all :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

for years i thought the raven was named Quoth

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

hahaha!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

no really....

surely it should be "nevermore, quoted the raven"

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

artistic license and all that.

although i'm not sure if that's artistic license, since i only recently found out what it was.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

poe-etic license?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:53, archived)

the one by Terry Prachett is

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

today i have learned something.

thanks baldmonkey!

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Muay Thai

Bigger

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

a little lower and owwwwwww.

very good!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

KICK HIM IN THE NUTS!

Woo!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Trust me in Thai boxing a Knee in the nuts

is equally as bad.

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

That's a bit good, that is

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

"Are you sure this is how you perform the Heimlich Maneuver?"

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

I don't know

but i'm too scared to stop trying!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

ha ha!! woo!

Friday is funny Thai day in our office :D

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

WAHEY!!

Here's an unshopped picture from a match I was at a couple of months back

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

Are you sure that's unshopped?

*exams like a curious elephant*

The guy on the right appears to have a tiger spirit head!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

^ what he said

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

she said bullsh*t

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

Fred?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

Alf?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

Pietre?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

Babushka?

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:42, archived)

Ms Farquhaasen?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:48, archived)

It's 100% unshopped, just an effect of the low light and long exposure

the guy in the match before actually had a tiger tattooed on top of his head

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

It's Shark-head Vs 'The Mincer'

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

Real lol

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

PUT 'IM IN A BODY BAG! YEAH!

woo that's ace

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

he he he.

sweep the leg.

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Carlossus, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:45, archived)

would

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

who like short shorts?

woo!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

We like short shorts!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

It's impossible to wear thai shorts and not look a little bit camp

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

nice.

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

Nice one...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

Ha ha ha

Nice to see you on Saturday. Even if you did make me look at unpleasant things.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

i thought he was a good looking lad

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

Did he?

I never got to see any unpleasant things!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Not for want of trying

If memory serves me correctly.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

I apologise for my pops.

he's a dirty old man.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

Oi, you.

~~old~~

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

How old are you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

33.

Actually, that's quite old on here isn't it.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

hahahaha!

i'm only 27!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

Well dur!

Obviously you're gonna be younger than me - I'm your Dad after all.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

*scratches head*

oh yeah.
and that dur does wonders for my self-esteem
*runs to room in tears*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

It was the start of a song but I got nervous singing in front of you.

*digs hole a little deeper*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

*wails*

*puts some emo shite on hifi*
*loudly*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

*plays along on the guitar*

*mistakenly thinks that this will make his son think he's cool*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

yes it is Grandad

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

Cheers mate.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

s'OK

I'm the same age

:(

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

Haha, you're of teh old!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

he's not ALL the old, he left you some.

hahaha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

*weeps silent bitter tears alone*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

not really

Mictoboy has to be knocking his fourties by now

=D

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

oi!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

why, how old are you?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

41 an arf and a bit.

but i know of older b3tards.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

Really?

You don't look it in the bash pics.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Groomer!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

get 'em while they're young

thats my motto

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

the hair hides it well

shame it's not my own.

edit/due to my senility this is reply to the wrong post.i'm 41 you know.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

Ah, the tactical combover

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

bull dog clip on the back of his head!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

i think that's a compliment

plenty of tea is the secret to my youthful good looks.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Why didn't I meet you?

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:31, archived)

he left about 8...

when the tea ran out

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

sorry, but the home likes me in early.

next time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

Oh, and I didn't get there until late

Curses.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

HEY...I MAY BE OLDER THAN YOU BUT AT LEAST I'M FATTER...eh?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

thanks for the support.

i'll wash it and get it back to you asap

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:38, archived)

OMG 33!!

that's ancient

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

fuck off!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Haha.

Calm down dear.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

which makes you

virtually prehistoric ;p

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:30, archived)

Ask him what the dinosaurs were really like

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

you'll need this

*hands speaking trumpet*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

your all gay!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:37, archived)

hoho!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:44, archived)

I know, you whippersnapper.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

33!

Mere youngster.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

O_o

???

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

you groped her all up for starters

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

And instantly apologised...

...only to be told "That's fine, I invited that"

=)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

I didn't say that

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

Words to that effect though, wasn't it?

*worrieds*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

is that "you" as in "i"?

dirty old man

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new_matt, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:24, archived)

No, it's "he" as in "me".

If you see what I mean.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

MUFF

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Hahaha, yes, I remember now!

Oh dear, I am sorry.

EDIT: I wouldn't have called that unpleasant though... for me, anyway.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

did pachey show you her muff?

why didn't i go???? WHY???

*laments*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

I know, this bash sounds more and more awesome

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

I asked waspy to get a photo of it too

Wait till I see him!

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:26, archived)

Just because I haven't shown it to you...

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:34, archived)

I can't remember the taxi journey.

Did I do something horrible to bash people?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

they're all ignoring you!

what depraved things did you do to them!?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

They are, aren't they?

I must not be in the cool gang any more.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

any more?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:35, archived)

well i'm still speakin- oh.

*uncool*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

I've got an uncool son?!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:40, archived)

oh, don't act so surprised.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:43, archived)

it always skips a generation

you grandchildren will be as cool as fuck.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:47, archived)

You made us all get in first and then looked like you were gonna flip out for a couple of minutes...

...other than that, you were fine.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

yes

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

You threatened to sexually assault me

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:33, archived)

Which I also sadly missed.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

It was shortly after I arrived, before I'd got drunk

Otherwise I may not have turned her down.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:39, archived)

that wasn't my fault,

yeknom pointed them out to me

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the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

It was only a matter of time

after eating all that grass

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fuscous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

arf!

(that looks like the truly awful 'thunderfont' that is a rip-off of the original typography)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

What makes a font awful?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

look at it man!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

Yeah, I see what you mean.

Things like the R looking more like a B?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

yeah,

it's not that good a font, but it's close enough

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

thundercats... hooaauuuugh!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

Haha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

arf

sword of omes, give me woo beyond woo

woooo^ooooooooooooo!

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Mum-raaarrgghhhuuuurrghhh ....

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

for gods sake.

*gets vomit mop*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

Yay vimto!

Oh ...

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

That's the aceness...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

That reminds me, I must order a new carpet for the kitchen . . .

. . .

. . .

or a roll of liono . . .
Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

oof!

Even by your standards...

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:25, archived)

*yays*

now wear this nun's habit

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:28, archived)

but then

what would you wear?

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:36, archived)

yesterdays Tengu masks got stuck in my head

so I had to make a Kumadori

EDIT: i allso drew an Oni mask with the archaic ball point, but it looks like shit, so i cant be arsed to scan it.

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

that's ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

that's really nice!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

cool!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

Ooh, nice.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

sounds painful

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

if had the courage and it wouldn't make any difference

i'd love a maori face tattoo

but there's just no way

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

Ooohh

a moko?
edit: spelled wrong the first time, damn Phonics

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

no idea what it's called, but probably yes

i saw some scandinavian bloke with a beard and pipe, tweed jacket and brogues, with a half-face maori tat,

it looked really brilliant

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Felt tip pens?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

haha

*spends all morning int he bathroom, writing on face*

*wife sees it*

*spends all afternoon washing it off again*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

humph

bloody killjoy!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

pff

use a stencil
I use cr3ation hosting. You should too!

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:29, archived)

Hahaha.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:32, archived)

what about temporary henna tattoos,

just for weekends?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Or...

www.b3ta.com/board/6935920

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:18, archived)

definitely the cheaper option :D

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

Mine always lasted like a week

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

maybe on for the holidays, then?

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

It'd fuck your tan right up though.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:07, archived)

then you'd be as

cool as mike tyson

(

the.jokl @jonksson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:20, archived)

this is nice.

(

- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

Bored At Work...

likely bindun

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

ma ... ma ... ma ... ma

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

THREAD JACK BASTARD ALERT

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/8409#post8418
I'm hoping this might be just the project to unite the efforts of board and talk. I could be wrong though.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

'ello baldy

I'll be away until easter monday. If you actually do it, get that church near elm grove. they really fuck me off with their free tea & cakes and goodwill cheer.

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Hmmm... I'm not sure which one you mean.

Is it that spiritualist one?
And, no excuses. You can do it where ever you are.

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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

Manchester?

I don't think anything I can do will make a difference.
And its near the one eyed dog. Some really funny jesus posters though

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

yeah, don't forget the holy trinity church in fareham.

bastards, letting me get hitched in there.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

kidding dad!

NO, not the box.... argh!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

Not the box? Okay.

*readies cat o'nine tails*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

I love the box.

*climbs in*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

O_o

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

I love the church really

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

Haha, no you don't.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

I'm just covering my bases incase I get smote

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:21, archived)

Tea and cakes?

Mine does full-on buffet dinners. For FREE.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

What?!

maybe Jesus hates Portsmouth more

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

well, it is a complete shite-pit.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:19, archived)

Seems like a good idea

Maybe we could do "Mohammed blows goats" in time for Ramadan too...

(

emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:27, archived)

Well

it's a fair cop

(

fuscous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

thats pretty much all the facial movement she can achieve

after all that surgery

(

mutated monty, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Pfft!

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

and the charisma

and I just bet if you could see people's talk hers would be comic sans

(

Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

She's a Cyberman!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

GAH!

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

shopped images only please.

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

*fears*

woo!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

Future Jacko!

AICMFP

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

Do you always read what Oprah tells you!?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

Would

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)

Best "would" evar

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

*blushes*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

^ what droog said.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

*struts*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

i have no idea what "struts" means.

therefore; *rapes*

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

it's like smugness in motion

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

sounds interesting.

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

When in doubt, *rapes* is your friend

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

100% fact!

(

Mr. Johnson, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

Tell that to the judge.

(

Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

struts

1.verb to strut, walk confidently, with swagger
2.nouns strut, a support, often of wood to support a structure

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

Go with the noun

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:16, archived)

wood

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:23, archived)

*stray cat struts*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

Hmmm, need some practice with the drop shadow thingy.

(

WOLF .™, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

yay!

sticking with "Hmmm" now?

woo to the pic

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)

I used up my quota of sigh's

The Paperwork is with the EU as we speak to
see if I can offset my Hmmms to buy back a Sigh.™
allowance.

(

WOLF .™, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

good luck with that

use them wisely.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)

I usually use all my qouta in one great gust of a

SIGH!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

Yeah, and then you pester me for more until the end of the month.

Pesky kids...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:10, archived)

but you never sigh!

speaking of which....
daaaaaaaaaaaaaad......

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

*sighs hugely*

Yes, son?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

darn..

can I £75?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:14, archived)

I hope not

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

Bears will eat them.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)

^This

or at this scale, possibly hedgehogs.

Woo to the picture :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

I second this woo

They must also beware of grid-chasms

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

You going snowbroading on friday?

Where abouts?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

is that where you take a prostitute to alaska?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

in her own Accord?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

nah man. Jamaica

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

bring me some rum man

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

i heard Umeda

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

Swiss-land!

Can't wait :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

ohhh

*jealous*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

*smugs*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

*smacks*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

*cacks*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

*wipes*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)

Cripes!

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

you win

*bows head in shame*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

\o/

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

oooo!

i been there once
and Austria 4 times

have fun!!
was enjoyable
if a little expensive

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

ooo la de da!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

and i'm still crap :(

*nurses sore bum and damaged knee tendons*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

Sore bum, eh?

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

yeah, my bad

I was too eager and didn't lube....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

It happens to us all

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

the perils of amateur snowboarding

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

Tell me about it :(

The trauma my coccyx has been through in my snowboard learning process ... *winces*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hmmm, I heard!

This may be a problem, as I have zilch pence at the moment :-o
The friken lift-passes are something rediculous like 150 squid

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)

that is a lot!

oh well,
i'm sure you could flutter those big eyes
for free Hot Chocolates :)

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:58, archived)

True dat :)

But hot chocs won't get me up them thar mountains :(

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)

you can trade it for lifts.

bloody hell do we have to plan the whole damned thing for you?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

Yes plizz!

*reclines on lounger and sips cocktail*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:22, archived)

yea lift passes are a bitch

I paid $200 a piece in canada

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)

*bokes*

Bloody 'ell
Fleecing swines :(

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

My Aunt recently went back to Austria

and only paid £500 for flights, half board accomodation and lift pass altogether!
was a bargain!

but she did phone the hotel herself, rather than rely on a package deal

/Soll

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

Yea finding a package and then arranging it seperately seems to be the way to go

I, however, am rather lazy and will pay more for someone else to do it

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

In fairness the holiday is only about £350 altogether

But still, I resent paying that much money on a lift pass.
Mainly cause I'm a tight arse :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

your tight arse is one of the things i like about you

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

Oh you are awful

but I like you :)

*trips*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

*falls*

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:09, archived)

... in love with you

Woah woah woah

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

Oooh ver' nice!

how long for?

and bring back watches and toblerones

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

And army knives!

I shall be absent for 9 whole days :)

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

knives and toblerones.

the gifts that keep giving.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

Pfft :D

so true!

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

woo

for shadows, what I do is
1) cut out a rough shape around the person
2) make a new layer and fill the shape black
3) make sure the "show bounding box" thingy is checked
4) hold down Ctrl when clicking the corners/sides of the bounding box and make it the correct shape by dragging them
5) reduce the opacity or change the colour of the selection - just to make the colours look right

-- End --

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

err . . .

Is that in Paint?
Grrr!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)

sorry

in tattyshop

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)

yes

Paint V.24874973249732497832432432.234873242 beta

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mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

Dang!

mine is V.24874973249732497832432432.234873241
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

You're missing out on some awesome features

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

haha!

*mocks*

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

*socks*

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

\m/ *rawks* \m/

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:57, archived)

^^^^ !!!

\m/

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

i do that sort of too

but i make the shadow layer to be 'darken' and adjust the opacity to make it blend (with a touch of gaussian blur for the hell of it)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

ooh get you

and your fancy pants

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

not as fancy as dixon's

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

do tell

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

He dips his cock in boot polish and wipes it over the screen.

(Bumsmells, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

they have the tube map on them

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

and queens park on the bottom.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)

And Holloway Road!

*repeats unfunny joke*

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:01, archived)

hahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:11, archived)

did you take pics of this man on man action

like i asked you to?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:04, archived)

Only lord Saccharin doing micto from behind.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:17, archived)

how do you know this?

*eyes suspiciously*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:03, archived)

Why were these not displayed to me?

Jude was wearing pink pirate pants.

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:07, archived)

oh yeah!

*remembers*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:12, archived)

hehe

that's what I do
but i was getting bored by step 5 :¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

yeah, typing is shit

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

6) project!

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Your watch is BACK, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

here's what you do

duplicate the layer
turn brightness to zero so it's black
blur it a bit
tree tranform it so it's shorter and skewed to the side
move it so the feet are in the same place on both layers
turn the opacity down a bit

sorted

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

this is what i'd do^

use the free transform to match its shape to the shadows already in the pic

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

that's what I was saying up there

but if you hold down Ctrl, you don't need to freetransform because you can just drag/reshape the bounding box how you want to

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)

i shall try this

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:05, archived)

same when drawing paths

hold down Ctrl to edit/move one of the points without having to select the point edit tool

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:08, archived)

this ^

is pretty much what i do.

i'm no expert, mind

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- D - SharkTrousers, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

Me too

but only on the very rare occasions I remember to do a shadow.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

drop shadow just puts a shadow as on a flat surface

What you want to do is duplicate their layer, make it plain black, blurred, play with the perspective and opacity a bit, et cetera, and it'll look more like actual shadows.

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

I'm new don't hurt me

(uberflange, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

is that you?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

nope

It's him

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

Sorry, ain't me

it's that guy

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)

who's on first?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)

What is edited?

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

at a very wide guess - the image?

(

mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)

i thought it was the banner

and that perhaps the story was not in fact from bbc news at all, but some other place.

Very subtle satire that. *clicks*

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

^as much as it pains me this

is the beardy fellow someone i should know or a random.
the text makes fine sense to me, send 'em down the pits.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

This^

I can't believe they are allowed benefits for 12 years before they have to get a job

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)

Bring back the workhouse!

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

Well, it would be nice if everyone got a job so that the state didn't have to support them so much

But I don't think anyone can force people to work if they don't want to.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

I agree

But likewise they shouldn't force the taxpayer to pay them for the privelage.

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

they wont want to if they don't have to though

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

Also this ^

My 'allowance' will be going up again in April. It's only a couple of quid extra, but it would just reinforce the barrier for those who are/would find it hard to look for work.

(Bumsmells, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

That would only be true if state benefits were at a greater level than wages

As it stands the majority of people choose to work or seek work because of the pay, etc.

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

ok, so work hard and get stuff

don't work, get slightly less stuff. But with a million % less effort

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)

That's not entirely true

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Not getting free money would help

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

This ^

I am currently unemplayed, and have been for nearly a year now. They need to show the difference between the workshy flumps who sit on their arses and the proactive ones who are actually seeking employment in one form or another.

(Bumsmells, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

yes.

please make an effort.

;)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

Don't wanna!

Nah, in all seriousness, I'm currently doing a string of college courses to have something worth putting on my CV.

(Bumsmells, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

I recommend plumbing.

They make far too much money

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Haha!

I was actually offered a fasttrack apprentiship a while back, but I turned it down (This was before I was unemployed). My main passion is computers, and all of the courses I have been doing are geared towards that.

(Bumsmells, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:51, archived)

or become a lawyer, they do even betterer

seems i wandered off at about the right time.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

Ah, if I were 10 years younger, and had no morals, maybe ;)

(Bumsmells, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)

pff

woo to the L plate making peoples think
(look at the hands)

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)

*nudges*

www.b3ta.com/board/6935720

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)

Wait, you edit stuff here?

(uberflange, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)

they are all real photos - like sausage bird below for example

:¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

I don't know how Olivier8

get's that sausage bird to pose for photos so easily, it always runs away when I try it

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

It's because your sausage is bigger than his . . .

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

viagra

and fishnet stockings

try it - you may be surprised

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

i noticed a lack of sausages ..

solved

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

SAUSAGEBIRD!

OhBoyOhBoyOhBoy!

Woo!
Hahahaa! The euroloon returns! Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

sausagebird

YAY!

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

Sossijes!

woo :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

haha woo!

(

mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)

Hahahahaha!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:53, archived)

Yippee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:00, archived)

Hahaha!

Nice.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:13, archived)

ace

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:26, archived)

pffffffffffffffffft!

Escher-lent!

(

The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

Vay niiiiiice.

I've been there.

(M. Oignons Lurking, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:27, archived)

horay for meaty dreds

(

mutated monty, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)

was better in my head though

merci les potes

(

olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 5 Mar 2007, 16:02, archived)

I say MTV, what what what what what

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

boo!

B3tards is broken and I have no image reply function without it ;(

without effort

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

ok...

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

It was going to be a woo and a seamcat.

you'll have to imagine it.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

thanks

but i cant see any of the seams.

/closed eyes blog

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

go to this

Cr3ation B3ta

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

And that will help me get to the images I have stored on B3tards how?

/sarky wanker blog

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)

black magic

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

VOODOO

/keep copies

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

who do?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

you do

(

Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

winnar!

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

You do

EDIT: bugger.

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:46, archived)

unlucky

you still get a hug for your sig

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)

\o/

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:59, archived)

The Voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do, people

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)

Magic people voodoo people

*gets on down*

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:49, archived)

Haha

Nicely done
Have a click

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

cheers

a little on the quick and dirty side, as I actually have to work at the moment or I may well get fucked

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

Hahaha!

Wheeeee! and Woo!
Grand!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

now I know my post is of premium quality

if i get a woo from you.

Cheers :D

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

The soap dispenser in the gents is broken.

This has been cropped and compressed, but I have changed nothing else.

Click for access to bigger

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)

someones bin shaggin it

thats why its broken!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)

SOAPERECTION2.0

and drizzly balls

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)

I didn't see it until I opened it on the screen.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

it's even got veins!

bloody shitting crikey

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

phallic

(

swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

Oh, just look at it :)

That's a work of art

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

I say!

that looks like a giant, f*ck-off graffiti cock!

(ApacheRoflcopter Rofpmlmfaool since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:06, archived)

Tea-drinking types! Have this drawinge what I drawed!

Klick Fore Bygniss

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:19, archived)

How rare!

Damn! I've just realised I need some topical gags, quick.

To the news website!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)

There's a whale in the Themes?!?!

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)

the moon is on fire!

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)

i looked out at 11:55 and thought, ooo a few more minutes

checked again at 12:05 and it was almost over :(

did look cool though when only a small slither of the moon was in light

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)

yes he did

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)

SAY WHAT?

(

mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)

somebody set up us the bomb

_{shh i knew that ;) thanks!}

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)

for great justice

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

Que Dices?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)

Is someone pouring lard into that tea?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

it's a custARD cream :P

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

Salty!
'lo mrs :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

:D Ello chicken!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)

*clucks*

I trust you are well this fair 'noon

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)

I thought it was custard powder for some reason

(

davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

Completely hatstand

I loves it :)

(

Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)

That is make hurting of my eyes

(Pachey, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:21, archived)

this all sounds good to me.

glad to see it also grows washing machines.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:22, archived)

Tea? Pah! Pish and nonsense

Coffee will rule the the world one day, you'll see!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)

TEA CUP!

*throws pyramid teabag like a shrueken*

i reall can't spell :(

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)

pah!

Tea will always be king

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)

that doesn't work without an icon tetsuo

edit: bah1, but also, hahahaha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

i know

hence, i changed it

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

you amaze me

But its slightly ironic that a king of hats has nothing to wear his hats on

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)

not for much longer

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

Is it safe for you to return to your old username?

I don't like this new one as much

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)

yeah, i reckon so

they've stopped snooping in our accounts now
but i still have to post my 30k image

and i can't do that from work

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

This! KOH - donate you cheapskate! ;)

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mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)

i will once i've sorted out my paypal account

it's been so long it has out dated cards on it
and i've forgotten the password

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)

try and sign up using the same bank details

it should then help you along the way to reactivating the old account

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)

email rob and see if he can transfer your other icon over to this name! :D

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mugatu, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)

but then Ironman would be bare :(

it's ok, i think i can stretch to sending Rob
another fiver, it's been over a year since i did last

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)

i allways wanted a hat

actually not a hat but a nice little drill for the tooth but I suck at tiny images
EDIT: ARGH! Cthulu!

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)

or you could borrow my brain melder <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/TotalybrainMeld.gif"/>

it may fit

and i've seen a dentist drill hat floating around somewhere

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)

(obligatory Merkin comment about boston harbor)

and im drinking coffee

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)

^this

more tea vicar?

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)

LIES!

Coffee is the beverage of satan and bad aids.

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)

you speak the truth!

*follows*

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)

Which is what makes it so godam sexy!

Tea is all about fluffyness and springtime.

Coffee is all aboyut filthy sex and such like

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:45, archived)

"If you only knew the power of the dark side of the coffee"

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Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 15:15, archived)

very nice

I did a few pen drawing yesterday and came to the sad realization that I, in fact, am not Nobbynobby

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 5 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)

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