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# Technologically advanced killer race!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# they don't need them, apparently
turns out they can fucking fly

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ooow ahhr!
This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# well they certainly needed updating
i was never scared of the stair dodgers before
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Thora Herd scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# she gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# stair lifts
always remind me of Gremlins
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Only because
the bbc spazzed out and ruined the whole concept the prize tits...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# IT'S ONLY A KID'S PROGRAMME
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Nonesense!
Next thing you'll be saying that Star Wars is meant for kids! Tut tut...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# erm...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# ...and Ghostbusters!
Thought i'd throw that one in...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Dora the explorer?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Pengu!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)
# pokoyo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# you should keep the child within you alive
do not be ashamed
for once it dies, you become
one of them
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Betards behaving like adults?
hahahahahahaha
Hell will freeze over first.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# 'b3tan'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# b3turds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)
# You should keep the child in the cupboard under the stairs alive
do not be ashamed
for once it dies,
you are in a lot of trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# :P
*chases with a rottweiler whilst wearing gimp outfit*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# what whole concept?
non flying darleks were shite
honestly
the change is no bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# they are the wrong shape for flying
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# your fingers are the wrong shape for typing
but you get by
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# their not fighter planes!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# i meant they're
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# so are bumblebees.
Anyway, last time you banged on about this we established they'd been able to fly since 1987.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# WE ~ MUST ~ EVOLVE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# personally
I mostly love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i never ever really liked Dr Who
but i'm loving the Tennant at the mo
a newly converted fan
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# ^this as well
I'm loving it for pure saturday night entertainment value.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ^This
Even Colin Baker and Sylvester McCoy didn't stop me watching it. I just hated them, not Doctor Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)
# ^That

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# it does make them a bit better,
the fact stairs can't stop them...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Hang on..
Daleks have been able to fly since the McCoy episodes. 'taint nowt new about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
since the McCoy episodes since the special effects got cheap enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I knew there was a reason I didn't watch all this new Dr Who.
With its special effects and its upsettingly attractive Scot.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Woo, nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Thora Hird
has a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# they do OK in shopping malls though
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:07, archived)
# i really hope someone can sympathize with me here...

i needed to express my anger in the form of GIF
about to murder an architect
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# if that me and the work web filter!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# what's wrong with a pdf?
can't you convert it?

/stirring
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# i design things in CAD format
so when i ask for CAD format, (which can be changed in AutoCAD) and they send me PDF, (which is basically a picture as you will know) i cant change it so its of absolute NO use at all to me. so i have to draw up huge buildings in CAD when they could/should have sent it me in fucking CAD. useless fucking bastards.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# but pdf is for emails isn't it?
/i carved my own stirring spoon - out of a bigger spoon
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yes but you can send CAD files
in emails. and asking for CAD and getting PDF gets me more mad than hitler receiving his gas bill.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# this stirring stick works wonders! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# not getting what you asked for sucks
but they are editable!

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)
# *chases*


*trips over PDF*


bastard!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
# hahaha

best reply EVER!!!




*lurks*

*Lurks quickly*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I imagine
it may well be someone that, when asked for some sort of vector based image, or just something useful
sends over a 10kb gif image of a diagram with a message, all in capitals "I HOEP THIS IS WHATYOU WERE LOOKING FOR"

silly chumps
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)
# we do that so you can't rip-off our designs
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
# cunt


*shakes fist*
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *sends pdf*
In reference to bad timing, did you see my frogspawn post down there....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# you can open PDFs in illustrator
then convert to CAD, if that helps?

(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# you cant edit it though
basically PDF's are of no use to me.

as a design engineer
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# yes you can edit it
i use them every day
you're probably using adobe reader and not acrobat
GET YOURSELF ACROBAT
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# do you use AutoCAD?
our PDF's are adobe yes. we receive them in Adobe and they 100% cannot be converted to CAD format.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:48, archived)
# I'm sensing some tension...
how about a cup of tea and a nice sitdown
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# please
:)
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# no no no
open illustrator
open PDF using illustrator
text will be editable
shapes will be vectorised
i have been editing PDFs for years now
DO NOT ARGUE WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)
# can you download illustrator for free?
Edit: this cannot be edited in CAD format once received in PDF.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)
# ah
nah, you're a bit stuck there...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# *crosses arms*
hah!

winner!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Aha!
Now I have the blueprints, I can destroy the world!!!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# well a very small part of it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Probably just my house actually,
damn...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# i think you're right
it *can* however be edited in MS paint once posted on b3ta in jpg format

cdctowers

please note: cdc is slightly less cd than the average cdc on account of the fact that the original image was so precise. it rubbed off on me

the style, not the cdc, that would be messy
(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ^this^
I recently got full acrobat and discovered the wonders within


/knobhead blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
# a company i freelanced for leant me their version
i may have forgotten to give it back....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I get the same from architects
who are trying to keep their stuff secure. I think they're worried I'll steal their blocks.

They don't seem to realise I can't design flood defences without the DWG, hence they won't get planning permission.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# THIS!!!^
*sexes*

*sexes hard*

and i design safety equipment so mistakes = death = me sacked.
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# HAHAHA!!!
That happens to me EVERY bloody day! Annoying in the extreme! I draw plans.
"Why would I want a PICTURE of your crappy plan", I usually ask myself.....

I call them CADspazzes. To their effin faces. PDF scumbuckets!!! :-)
(5318008 it's the magic number!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# yay!!!
it is so annoying! do you like my animation? does it portray the anger which ensues receiveing in PDF format?
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)
# It does for me.
The only thing I can do with a .pdf is to convert it to a jpeg, then insert it into the drawing and scale it up to proper size and trace it.

Pain in the ass, it is.

Next time they send you a .pdf, reply and send them goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Had this in me


now i'm spent.
(Mantrid, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
#
Should'nt that be Pringemos?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Prinjimo?
prinjimminymo?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Springymos?
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Sterling moss?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Kate Moss?
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# "It´s like angst in your mouth"
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7134793
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Whatever you say.
Oh, and I killed your father.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)
# FFS
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue274/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# yaaaaay!
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# haha
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# :p
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# cheers
although you've clearly ignored my zombie book advert, you swine!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# no he hasn't!!
it's under the heading
"run out of toilet paper!?"
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# arf a sheet?
tight arse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Having a bad 'un Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Ooooh.
It's alright, calm yourself. All over now.

Go for a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)
# YAY!
I GOT THE JOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Fantastic!
*pride*

I knew you weren't thoroughly useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *BEAM*
it's a 4 week trial period, starting on monday.
AND it's an increase in wages of at least £1,500!

what do you mean "thoroughly useless"?
i have many uses!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Draught exclusion doesn't count.
Hehe, I'm so proud of you. *big cuddle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# =P
hee hee ta, *GLOMP*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Fuckin' YES MAN!
*Buys celebratory Pizza*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:26, archived)
# YAY \o/
cheers, don't buy ham and pineapple or i'll kill you!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Any topping you want
Dustbin sized!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# YAY \o/
chicken
and mushroom
and green pepper
and red onion
and meat
amd beef
and lamb
and meat
and shark
and veal
and meat
and venison
and pork
and pepperoni
and NOT pineapple

and LOTS of cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# MORE MEAT!
no vegetables.
fucking lovely meat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# and lots of cheese!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# FFS
happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:40, archived)
# *consumes*
mmm-mm!
want a slice?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:41, archived)
# you the man, man
you the man!
(unless you're a girl)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)
# i'm only a girl for you!
ahem...did i just say that?

YAY \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# phwoar!
nice rack!
does this mean aa lot less b3taing?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:30, archived)
# it's a belter ain't it?
i think my b3ta time may be reduced.
=(
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# as long as i 'see' you every now and then i'll be happy!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# don't you worry
you'll "see" me plenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
#
b p
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# up to the elbow baby.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Yays!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# THANKS!
can i ruffle you to celebrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# detective inspector?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# party pooper
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Yay!
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:35, archived)
# YAY!
thanks pot
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# bah!
my title was the bestestererst
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:22, archived)
# pfft
(_!_) *-:


:p
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:37, archived)
# cheers
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)
# have you got a slow puncture?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)
# woo!
'bout time, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)
# *BANS*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
# Why isn't snab a word?
It's a nice one.

Don't worry Rob, you don't have to answer. But someone should.

Someone please explain to me the lack of a snab word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# just because
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:31, archived)
# So you want to know why "snab" isn't in the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# You're going to tell me it is now, aren't you?
Don't you fucking dare.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:36, archived)
# stop this place being 'hate speech'!!!
i want to edit and gaz and shit!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# help me robi wan kenobi
you're my only hope!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Ta
I'll havea look later, the newsletter is also blocked by work's webfilters.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I save most of it for home anyway.
Manwife and friends crowd around me to watch in awe. I've tried explaining that they can get it sent to them too, but no. They're scared of us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:27, archived)
# can you blame them?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:28, archived)
# B3tans aren't scary!
Best people in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:29, archived)
# salt of the earth.
thats us...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Yay!
I've got it twice.
I think I'll keep one in its box and pass it to my childrens.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Bestiality hour once more!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# OMG WTF Rofflecopters etc!
Some peanuts. Quick and dirty because that's how you love it.

Quick scientific fact: this is the best pickture that's ever appeared on B3ta ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# balls is a alien - BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# damn you
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# crotch is a alien
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# eh....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# I'd say this was

thousands wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Huh.
Whatever.

*slopes off*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# woo!
The server's back!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:19, archived)
# woosome
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I love the Jesus frown on the last frame.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
"The Jesus Frown" starring Nicholas Cage!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Pea... nuts....
Sweet jesus fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# frightening....
*SHUDDERS*
(Dan of the Crippled Nipples, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# so good!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:42, archived)
# needs more blinking
to really creep everyone out!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Frogspawn - theres load of this muck in my pond!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# now thats bad timing
or a shite gag!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:39, archived)
# just rebooted server
now I can send the fucking newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# about fucking time too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# i thought it was being a bit slow....
was there something wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# fucking servers.
Not good for the server, or your todger for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Can you also
get b3ta removed from Websense's 'Tasteless' category?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:17, archived)
# How are we anything but?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# This board
is the only bit of b3ta I can get to!

I'm not arguing the category, just that it's annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:24, archived)
# its 'hate speech' for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I knew it was you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# WOOHOO!
Stick it up ones arse!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Some hummus free messing about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)
# how terribly british
i like it, its very good, the edges look a little sharp though
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Yay!
After some almost heroic lurkage, I have made 500 posts. I do visit almost every day though, honest guv.

(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# Hmm, I skipped doing a picture at my 8k and my 9k, what shall I do for my 10k?
Edit: Has b3ta just started WORKING again?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:05, archived)
# take a photo of yourself spinning round and round until you are sick

could be amusing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:19, archived)
#
i see your lurkage - and raise it!
(perkusfux, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# i bow to you
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Well done!
Get an icon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:18, archived)
# It's that time of the week again?

Some one pop another hamster on the wheel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)
# just a bit
where's my frickin newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# y e s
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# aye
grr
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)
# i'm so glad its not just me
i thought all pooters had died
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Mine's not happy.
My board's done the 'white background, times new roman' thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# mines done that now
and i can't get on /talk either
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *has barely ever tried*
I went on talk a couple of times and got thoroughly ignored- they're worse than us for cliqueyness!

Seems to be back to normal now- how's everyone finding it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:15, archived)
# ah all of a sudden the server appears
i post on both and must have just sneaked into all cliques
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:19, archived)
# BORK! BORK! BORK!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:59, archived)
# Friday is my 'painting' day ...
so expect loads today ... here's the first new three in my series 'Ambivalance As A Gesture' ... all done in 7 shapes on Xara X3

(middle one might be tricky ... but rest assured I don't like the metrosexual self-grandeolising numpty)






(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Nice work again James
Bit of a Terminator thing going on with Anne Robinson there.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:58, archived)
# edmonds
mint!
(Astrid, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# the middle one is causing me problems
Jim or J I M?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# Initials are JM
he's a grade-A-class-twathack ...
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Answer
Justin Timerblake
(netpixie you should reconsider your life choices., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:33, archived)
# EMUNDSMU NDSMUNDS!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# bleeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# /pushes buttons
woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:32, archived)
# hahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# i've had her
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# [insert snide remark about birds with teeth]



I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# He then started taking the pish...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(gort says "Lurking is the new black", Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)
# pftt
proper lollage here!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# ha ha
his face looks proper scary in that picture now, not the innocent happy child, like it was before.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:48, archived)
# He's been ripping bits off the wing.
Naughty physicist!
(gort says "Lurking is the new black", Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:01, archived)
# he looks like the backwards talking dwarf in Twin peaks!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Hahahaaahaa!
You win Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:19, archived)
# He got all excited up there...

(crippledick, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# might want to try that again
well fixed and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# great post!

Edit: ahh, thats better!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# c.c.cccc comic sans
/fears
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *read that to the tune of bananaphone*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# I hope he didn't get exited
unless he had a parachute
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Everyone in my office is now looking at me
Big fuck off laugh for that one.
The blokes face on the left is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I've been sick 3 times this afternoon now
:(
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *hands bowl*
this will save you washing up bedclothes every time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# How are you doing Doc?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Still in bed
though getting better thanks
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oh dear!
Do you know what's up with you? Is it lurgy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# I think I'm becoming alergic to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)
# I think I'm becoming alergic to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Twice?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:13, archived)
# ahaha oh jesus no...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:42, archived)
# HAHA! Great!
The guy on the left looks fuckin mortified!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)
# That GMTFH.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)
# GMTFH?..
Gave my terrapin five hammers?
(crippledick, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I only come in b/w....(black and white :P)


1000 Posts!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# NUDDY!
Edit oh and congrats.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# happy b3ta-day
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# happy b3taday you big gay
and woo too the 1000 posts pic!
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
# your the gay mrs
well at least you pretend to be just so you can hide your true feelings for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffft
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# happy b3taday ya dobber
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# cheers
ya baw bag
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# happy b3taday
cake?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# phwoar cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Yes, happy b3taday, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Thank you Master Stoat
Hows your fine self? I've not been 5punking as of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)
# I'm maaarvellous, ta.
Very much looking forward to tomorrow's 5punk-pubbage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# jesus
that's very near the nipple...er..knuckle

umm, congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Wowzers!
Congrats!

*Searches for hidden image*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# im afraid theres no hidden image
but its still a bit woo:
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# shit
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# errrr, do you two know each other?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# yes
same uni, same accomodation, we're sat next to each other right now, i was there when the pictures were taken, oh and we're going out or something
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# woop de doo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)
# quite
dont let that stop the fwaps though
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:43, archived)
# shhhhh, he's seen boobs, don;t upset him. maybe he can tell us about them



damn, what colour text do I use for sarcasm again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# nah, they're blacked out in real life too
and the lowers come in 4 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)
# it really is pathetic if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# what is?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:49, archived)
# figure it out sherlock and watson
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:00, archived)
# nope
im clueless, hence asking...
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# haha
I'm probably one of the least photogenic people in the history of ever :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Actually, that's probably me
though I take enough photos to be able to pick out the best of a bad lot and just pretend/maintain my reputation
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# *bDOINK*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:40, archived)
#
*makes hole in second zero*

:( bah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# gropabulations!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# HHHOOOORAAAYYYY!!
norkage!
congrats on 1000!
*can't wait til 2000*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# !!!
Wowee! *spluffs*

Congrats!

*spluffs again*

*saves image*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Congrats!
Is that the deal that you have to get your kit off for 1000 posts?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# its kinda whenever you want, theres no particular milestone
aslong as you get it off at some point
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:02, archived)
# ya rly
no wai
etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# You're meant to get nekkid for milestones
I haven't done that once so far.

mainly because I'm too cowardly
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# oi! check your MySpazness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# lies
you just don't want to cause a stampeed on the interwebs.
I just like getting nekkid
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Haha ok
*does more sit-ups*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# You can do what you want for your anythingk
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:56, archived)
# I say!
*sighs at shattered monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# CRIVENS!
Woo! and 'grats!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# *spits coffee everywhere*
[cough] congra [cough] tulations!!

*mops up*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Good Lord!
5000 will be interesting then...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
# COR!
*drops monocle*

Congratumerlationes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# you do!?
be gentle...

*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien Hurst, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:38, archived)
# BOB?
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I AM B/W
and so is my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:42, archived)
# HOLY MOTHER OF FWAP!
COR!
*wank*
congratumilationalisticificationalisationalipplinipplinesses!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# ^this
never would have expected it
(I helped save b3ta! Alfred Pimble uninspired since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:06, archived)
# thanking you
micto :)

(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)
# i shall match that
to my number of wanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# congrats!
sex must be very monochromatic then...
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# yeah
oh well :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Good work!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hey
Loris!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Hey!
Clever and rude -
excellent combination :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:53, archived)
# ooh dear
spaniels ears
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:45, archived)
# My 1000th is coming up soon
doubt it'll look this nice!
Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Remember to
post nekkid! :)
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I always post nekkid!
or do you mean post a picture of me nekkid?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Sorry.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
nice

*throws grenade*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# That is
amazing yar...i'll wait a bit until i post my next one so i don't drown the wall :P
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# nine and ten are the same
but i like it, id not seen this series before, they are definately woo
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *ninja edits*
A-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# thats what i need when the idiots in this place stop me!
'our mattress is broken'
BLAM!
'and?'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *catches up with other hats*
Most woo yay sir!

so sorry I didn't come last night, Shu took me to a surprise play in Warwick, it were reet good, but I missed seeing you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Aww, that's OK.
I missed you, too. It's difficult to hit anything in your first floor room if I don't have my stalking ladder with me.

I had to make do with the three lovely K's instead: Kat, Kate and Kim.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Aceness
Have my *click of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Cool hand Luke...

(severed hand is fake)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Woo
oooo

ya bastard :D tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# 3
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# that scene could only have been improved
with the line 'aaah ya bastard!'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# I do agree
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)
# and from me!
*can't remember if said already*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *Office LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# heh, this^
woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# im sure u can work that picture of the crocodile with the hand in there somwhere
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
#

The Untold Story
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)
# HAHA!
Thats fuckin brilliant! Look like a real good quality graphic novel!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Talking of big butts like the post below...
After Extensive research on popular culture, the Squeegs settled on a new "human friendly" design for the Probulator.



linkied to save delicate managerial eyes from bottom probulations
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# pfft
but that's not a big butt


*edict* Hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# Squeegs have really tiny butts
located at the back of the knee, so to them, yes that man has a big butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# it will be
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
:D

Also afternings!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# *doffs cap*
Miss Wagon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hehehe
that was a hello for Freebs

*doffs scalp* I'm not wearing a hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# hang on - neither was I
ouch ouch ouch ouch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# *inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :3
wheeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha! curly tache!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# i love your pic and i cannot lie
you other b3tans wont deny!

in other news
with Virgins 5 for £30 offer i just bought...
R-Point / Advent Children / Otogi Zoshi / District 13 / Fearless
should keep me busy for a bit
oh and some soluble paracetamol for the Queen of Hats
as she's fallen from a rack of shelves, breaking a rib!!! :(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Thank you your highness
*sunny sides*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I've heard good things about R-Point
but no NOTHING about what it's about
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Korean Ghost soldiers by the looks of the case
i'll let you know what it was like next week :)
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You've sold me...
Virgin after work it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:39, archived)
# are they games?
or music?
or movies?
damn im so out of touch
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# movies
*touches*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# thank you
but now you may have burst the bubble that i was in
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Fearless is fucking awesome
This comment actually refers to both the Jet Li AND Jeff Bridges films!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# i like the look of District 13
it's been recomended by Luc Besson on the cover
looks smooth
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Have you seen Fearless or bought it on a whim?

*just watched the District 13 trailer - Parkour meets Escape from New York - interesting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# i saw it twice in the cinema
loved it

funniest moment is when he knocks that guy off the top
of the wooden fighting platforms, he falls about 40 foot
but just gets up, dusts down and hobbles off :P

i could have gotten Hero as well
but i've seen that twice and i
doubt i'll ever watch it again
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Dear God.

/mixes a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# :D
He'll be praying too everytime he tries to sit down next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# O_o
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
i knew that was you before i even saw the name!


DON'T IGNORE ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *Ignores*
But also *cuddles*

hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *squeezes through door*
C]:0D Yay!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Hello you :D
Are you still frum sveden?

*cuddels*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I YAM!

*cuddels reciprocatively*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# OOOH!
*has to hide from this so managers don't see*

It's very good though!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:23, archived)
# I've linkied it
so now they can't see naughtiness

*knots*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Aren't you a ducky?!
*knots* Good afterning gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# ITS FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Just reminding everyone.

(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I like Squeegs :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I like them too
they're my new friends :D

*smooshes*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha gross.
Heylo!
*Runs round CW's legs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# *catches in net*
Now TO THE LAB!!!!

hello you *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Noooooo!
*gnaws at net*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# hello CW
that's graping my squildo more than somewhat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Is it?
You could probably milk your prostate with the probulator too if you liked. I'm sure the squeegs won't miss it.

(Thank you very much lovely micto-man)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# that looks to me like he is about to reverse liposuction his butt to make it nice and big
am i right?
btw i know for a fact itshatorabitch is preparing her 1000post picture as we speak, so gather round crowd
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Hahahaha no
The squeegs are only interested in probulating, they don't abduct, give big butts, then return the victim to earth.

The sofa companies would love them if they did though!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:41, archived)
# he appears to be quite hypnotised also.
very woo indeed, younglady!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:25, archived)
# He's been knocked out with Squeeg juice
You don't want to know where that comes from!

Thank you gorgeousness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# You am a worry
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# happy bb-day!
Yar!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:27, archived)
# tar
yarr
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:29, archived)
# COR!
Lookit!

Yay! Happy wossname!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:30, archived)
# grassyarse
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Happy b3ta day you scottish weirdie.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Thank you
*cops a b3taday grope*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Ouch
My third nipple!

*secretly pleased*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:36, archived)
# happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:34, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] 2012 Commemorative Series (Big Butt Optimized)
(quimdaloo, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:16, archived)
# hahaha!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:17, archived)
# bloody
great!
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:20, archived)
# ^^
Awesome!
(GomiNoSensei has decided to stop lurking as of, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 14:32, archived)

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