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# Because of this: http://www.b3ta.com/board/7134811


(i hope I don't have to explain)
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Explain.
(Dooley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# 5 - 1 it can't be explained
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Howard Marx
can think the feathers off a budgie.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# it's titled Sheena
all I can think of is Ramones "Sheena is a punk rocker" unless it's Budgie the drummer from Siouxsie and the Banshees?

No? Perhaps not *continues with confusion*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# he's relating it back to a
"Sheena is a skunk mocker" post. So this one must be
er

um

Sheena is a spunk sock... er...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# Ah yes in trying to puzzle out the image
totally missed the link to the other post
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Half Way there
Song by a London Band (been on the NME etc) called The Horrors.

Song is Sheena is a Parrasite.

Image is Sheena is a Parakeet. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)
# ave it

Clank biggins.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Kill some people who haven't got knives too.
You know, for balance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Oh my lovely horse
running through the.....fields



woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Ha
Take him to the horse - dentist.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# :D
Regardless of what I say my band refuse to cover this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# get a bigger blanket!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# That's a deckable offence, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# shall i fetch your punching stool ma'am?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Yes please.
*starts winding up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# *prepares*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
#
oof

thank you ma'am
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Attaboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I was looking forward to a chocolatey ending then, til I read it properly
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Don't remind me of double deckers
There were three in the machine earlier, but when I went back there were none- meaning I had to have a shitty mars bar and now I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# What do they know?
Just sing it, regardless of what they start playing!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# that's the problem, I need to get a mike in order for that to be a possibility
and our guitarist is in charge of them!

They also won't let us cover the Nannageddon song from the boosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# o_O
bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# That's what I said.
They just laughed at me. The gits. The tall, outnumbery gits.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# that's not the can do attitude!
get in amongst them fists and steelies swinging!
break some shins woman!
show them who's boss!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Oh it's definitely not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# *pushes*
were you conceived of a weak sperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# *kicks in the nads*
Not at all, I'm something to behond- I just don't argue with my guitarist if I can help it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# mmm
*behonds you*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Where are you going
with your fetlocks blowing in the....... wiiiiiiind
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# tell me something I don't know.


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# For the first time in about a year I'm not wearing odd socks.
And I've only just realised.

So I turned one inside out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahahaha! What?
Bartender! Get this man a woo on me.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Right then:

Click for more and bigger

I have been spamming this everywhere and now I am going to spam it here:

If you go here you'll see that I am now on the new monopoly board. Clearly I am unlikely to stay there without assistance, so I ask that everyone goes to the Monopoly website and votes for a wildcard town, which is Manley in Cheshire.

I thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# New monopoly town
We should all vote HULL
(McGeorge, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Bah!
Don't spoil my Manley fun!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ^^ this
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# His double penis swollen single ballsack
seems to be causing him some considerable pain.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# single ballsack?
how many ballsacks should a guy have?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# He has a double penis ffs he should have millions
*runs & hides*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# *hunts and finds*
MILLIONS?

crazy lady
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Yes noting the fact that I should have wrote ball
instead of ballsack I will now quickly brush this error under the carpet...

*sweeps*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# nice work there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Sod this
You need to be presenting the new series of fun house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Pick that empty can up by the tree
You scruffy bastards
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# that's not a can
its a mooning smurf
(Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Ah!
The vibrating smurf!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Yes
(Bored Vanley of Men ;-), Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Mr. Hoppy!
I'm the meatsafe murderer, only I never done it. I only said I done it so they'd take my privates out the light socket.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's a Barbie queue, on a barbecue, innit?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# hahahaha
and for some reason my first thought was that they were Queing up to walk the plank down those tongs...Yarrrrrr
(Jazz Pirate never says die, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:23, archived)
# No more....
(McGeorge, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# I like this.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# that's terrible
have a woo
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Now for some
nivea visage q-10 to get rid of deep lines and wrinkles.....
Hehe nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Now that I loikes
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# :D
It has bindun, but not with the added shampoozle~
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Dead Ewok™ deserved an action figure


Click for bigger (91KB)

More of this nonsense
(protocoldroid, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Best one ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# best ewok ever?
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Please tell me you posted that in the Simpsons comic book guy voice.
Best. Ewok. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Mime= not sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
# i've got half a days work to do
in half an hour.
i don't have time to chat!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Is that my fault?
NB- do NOT say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# or you'll do what?
YES!

edit: did i say it was your fault?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# RIGHT. THAT'S IT YOU UTTER BASTARD.
You're going on The List...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
#
the list?
what list?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# THE list!
*waggles list*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# oh that list
*fears not*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# You shouldn't fear the list.
It's the person the list goes to you should fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# erm...
who does it go to?
is it santa?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# You wish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# I beg to differ
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# He seems....pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha


s'me
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# You seem pleased then.
In the dark.



On your own.




Painted like a mime.





*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# That would have to be "worst", would it not?
I did post it naked if that's any consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Oh it is.
I think he says best too.

Maybe manwife just says it a lot in his voice. Could be, he is a mimic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)
# i think he might have said best once
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# Once is still more than none.
My tongue hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# stop licking the wall then!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# *burps*
Ooooh, that mars bar didn't go down so well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# try chewing it next time
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I did!
Sort of.

I'm hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# wash it down with
1.5 litres of sprite and you'll be fine
1.5 mind, no more, no less
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I would be up for days
fizzies send me mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# and your point being?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Could be either way
I am no expert on the subject.

My boss has asked me to get dressed now. I don't know what this place is coming to.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Does dress-down Friday mean nothing any more?
Next time wear a tie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# My Mum cried at that bit in the pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hes not dead hes just resting
JUST RESTING I TELL YOU!!!
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)
# So it isn't that he's pining for the fjords?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# He's gone next door.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Heheheh - for eighteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
# haha looks like Shredded Wheat.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# hahahahaha!!
awesome!!

and love the username.

EDIT: wait a minute, are these yours?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# all my own work
apart from the bits obviously nicked off palitoy
(protocoldroid, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:53, archived)
# *sniff*
and still some people preach Ewok slaughter.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# right, i'm really off now.
see you all...

IN THE FUTURE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Have fun!
Don't die!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Bye bye!
Enjoy yourself lots!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# A note from Domo's Solicitor
" My client denies any responsibility for the deceased Ewok and refutes the claims that he buggered the dead corpse..."
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)
# as opposed to....
... the living corpse?

(protocoldroid, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:48, archived)
# brilliant
very funny

I remember pulling the arm off my Walrus man figure to make him more realistic
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
That bit almost made me cry when I was 8
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahaha
*buys*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Oh dear, this is ace.
(Pants Chasing Pants is going to make you all so beautiful on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Wonderful!
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)
# go on then laugh
poor bloody ewok and all you can do is laugh.

I had fun making this. Did a few more too.
(protocoldroid, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 19:46, archived)
# 1953 Italian Grand Prix

I don't know why! It just had to be done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# reminds me of those irritating adverts on bbc2 of late
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I'm glad to have irritated you. :O)
Which adverts? Don't watch much telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# you didn't irritate me!
and they're a programme trail for something, not exactly sure what
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Damn! ;O)
I'll watch out for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Is it the Whitehouse and Enfield
comeback sketchzzzzzzzzz show ad?
(Hibbyz Erm, what do I do with this then?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Ah right!
I'll keep an eye out for the show itself. Saw the first one, some bits were funny but they're ageing fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# BBC4 Edwardian Season
Top hats and beef tea.
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# hahaha ace!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# You're right
It DID have to be done.
Poor Sir Clive, has great ideas, just at the wrong time...
And Wooo! I have an icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Pins at the ready....


...and poke into eyes ;-)
(zepplin_dong wibbly wobbly, wibbly wibb, wobb, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Pfft. A silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Oooh, I do love holding freshly laminated things to my face.
All warm...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *laminates genitalia*



Ooh homemade prophylactic
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# When were you in Manowar?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Are they still going?
Some of the best album covers.....ever!



/in a good/bad way
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# They are.
Manowar are fucking brill. Brothers of Metal is one of my most favourite songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# *trips*
*grabs captain wows bra strap on the way down*
*hits ground still holding strap*
*lets go*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Why am I looking at your floor?
*rubs nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# silly
i'm on the floor!
you've just been pinged by your strap
by me
on the floor
you're still standing
but in a world of pingy pain
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *rubs nose*
Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# oh never mind
*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Ooh I couldn't name any songs
but I remember a mate having them on vinyl.
That & WASP with Blackie Lawless looking very scary indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I went to see WASP live once.
I was shitfaced and barely remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I saw WASP at Bradford Rios
Blackie was miming

but they played hardcore porn on the monitors during "fuck like a beast"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)
# I remember that song .
It's a lovely ditty isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# what song?
innebriated at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Fúck like a beast
I was referring to Captain Wow.

Inebriated, not fucking like a beast.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Both are probable.
And if the first one's there, the second isn't far behind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# You do seem to be inebriated most times
on your travels Captain.
From what I've read in the short time I've been posting. ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# *turns you*
she's over there
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Not all the time!
I was inebriated for about a year of my life a few years ago as I was going out with one of the nastiest, most egoriffic pricks on the face of the earth. Well, Kent, anyway. Trust me, if you'd have had to be 'shagged' by that knob you'd have been pissed too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Egoriffic!!
I like that.
I'm going to start using that in conversations.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
# hehehehe
nearly home tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# hahaha both brill.
and woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Little know fact
I have a brother called John Connor. And a sister called Sarah.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Must have been done...

If not it needed to be!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Mind bleach please, nurse
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Shame they've not done another series.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# hahaha!
that's proper great!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Oooo that's good!
/slightly resembles Manny
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# indeed.
watched a few last night. each series is free on shitty virgin media.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# if only she was that attractive
in real life.

BB looks spot on! awesome

*clicks*
(bigolslabomeat, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:33, archived)
# Bill looks suprising similar in Hot Fuzz as well
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Haha! Woo!
And yay, it's the thing that isn't for dispensing sugar!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# oh that is all kinds of woo :D
"You....lord of the rings...get me a coffee, NOW"
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# oh, almost missed the "What is it" thing to the left too
daft lighter :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I'm liking that! Thanking you please.
It's good you got the 'thing for giving up sugar' in!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I like this a lot
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
I fooking love this
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# mmph!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# nice
(although i'm relieved they didn't, as although 2 was funny, it wasn't a patch on the the first)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Not a fan of 3 then?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Seen number 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# meh
that's probably what i meant

the series that had the episode where they do gambling

that one, not good
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# 3, I think.
Yes, I'm sure of it.

The party episode was alright, but Moo-Ma and Moo-Pa was terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# yes, agreed
the guy from allo allo endlessly singing

"pardon me boy, your mama loves it up the poo-tube"
(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Nice.
That's very good, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# is that silent bob on the left?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Liking this alot :) You should draw the Red Dwarf guys next :)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Or even...
...some sort of Victorian Stemapunk moon landing, with sexy alien ladies.

*sticks tongue in cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Not forgotten it!
Promise!
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# I love you, Dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Fwuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# who are you?!
have i joined a cult?


woo and yay
(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Yes.
Yes you have.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# pffft!
best confused old dear in a home response ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Yes
now eat you jaffa cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# another chance to whore this you say?
www.b3ta.com/board/7133315
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# I love them
both!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Hah! Great!
I see they've got Apple & Blackcurrant now. What madness is this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Very much so
I felt a physical sense of loss when I'd watched the last episode

Not even the little dolls mini-episodes on the dvd relieved it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# aye, the show was blossoming very well too
"....they all drank lemonade...."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:43, archived)
# This WOO is pretty lost in all these other compliments!
So WOO! WOO! WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Soup
Herb!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *sings* carrot and co-ri-an-der...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ooh thats very good
you are far too talented to be here mr jack and you are cuddly in the flesh too
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# hahaaaa!
Yessir!

Fran's looking unreasonably hot there. I don't think you quite captured the frustrated frumpiness of her character :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ACE!
i award this three globbets.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# *Spends on porn*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *reports globbet misuse*
*receives extensive reward*
*spends on porn*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:58, archived)
# ooho
this is brilliant!
can I color this?
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Nice!
How about doing Spaced too?
(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# You bastard
You've only gone and made my weekend!

I was going to go Emo too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:30, archived)
# This is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 12:52, archived)
# the last thing in my work folder since jan.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

been away a while.....i think.
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Woooooooo!
Thats braw
(I helped save b3ta! Cocksure, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Ha ha!
I was expecting the dogs head to come off.

P.S - What does "RIS" mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Rest in Skis.
A wintry message for the dearly departed (and broken by fast-approaching fir trees)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Red Inverted Scallion
I'm not helping am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Ringo in Spain
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# It comes from here:
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991#post4891002
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# handy you had that link ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# THE SECRET!
You revealed teh secret link!

The wrath of the gods will be upon us. We will all die.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Rectal Insertion Scorpion
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oooooh you evil cunt.
*winces*

hunts for ring cushion.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Really Inconspicuous Sparrow
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# top stuff
wyh
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Lego Apprentice is back....

(I helped save b3ta! FB Boleg, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Alan, Lego!
Lego!
c'monnn!
Lego, or I'll hurt you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Lego Sugar
gives me the fear. I think he wants to kill me
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Fleshy Sugar probably does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# You want a reason to be fearful?
Teh Quo are touring!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Marvellous!
Maybe we should all go dressed as them in the meme?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# you can appease him with the severed head of emvee
www.b3ta.com/board/7133604
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# SPAM!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Spam you say?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# or...


(mogfather has just climbed off your mum, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Woo!
It's you, with you legoy things!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Great!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# This is brill!
Bye b3ta! Have a good weekend.
Might be on for isketch later tonight. Who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Back at ya KW
Might see you later on isketching it up
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Another Five ....
Vectors 7 Shapes Xara X3 Hate Them - You know the drill!









(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# is it a type of jigsaw?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:19, archived)
# *attempts to cut through wood*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# OW! - My Wood!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Oh shush! It's not even a real Jigsaw!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# cd?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# these are all fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Is the first one
Mark Speight with a bow tie on?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# BORIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# i didn't mind Boris
till he jumped on the blame video games wagon
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# they have a point though
after playing SF2 for an extended period last week I dragon punched some old lady in the street :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# i play a lot of tetris
and last week i raped a load of babies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
at least you stacked them neatly
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# lolzors!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:25, archived)
# are the two connected?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:38, archived)
# well
my cock looks like a tetris block...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# LOL! I hope she low-kicked you first
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# thousand handbag slap!

pilates KNEE!!

sonic RINSE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Really?
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# I can't help it.
I want to hate him- I'm the child of northern Socialist activists.

but he's just so fucking silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# ahhh
if only maggie thatcher was round and bubbly.....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# No, I'd still hate her.
She owes me an uncle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)
# so you said
i doubt it would have been any different under anyone else

you can change the monkey but the organ grinds on
but i really don't want to sound dissmissive of your uncle
sorry if i do
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I love that phrase.
I really must use it more often
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:29, archived)
# It's alright
Her cabinet weren't the nicest people ever, but honestly, the only thing stopping me from torturing that woman until the end of her days (emotionally, physically and mentally) is the threat of jail.

Micto andloads of people and also I will be having a big party when she carks it and I don't care who has a problem with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# I have a problem!
I will probably be unable to attend.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Are you planning on going away rather quickly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I'm planning to start partying hard
as soon as I hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Aha!
Good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ^this
northern activist

he's just too much of a buffoon to hate.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Awesome. #3 is bono?
TJ: don't you hate it when your crunchie breaks in the middle? So about halfway down its all crumbly and you have to coax out the other half from the wrapper.
And you get chocolate all over your fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# i haven't got words to describe the emotions your post creates in me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Creamy Vagabond?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Thats ok, It made me very emotional
I think I need a hug
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Not sure who the 2nd one is but Woo again.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Horse Faced Canadian ....
Mondo Annoying Bitch!

That's a clue, not an insult directed at you btw.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:27, archived)
# mondo?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Doesn't it mean as big as the world?
Or world.

or big.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Ahhh right, everyone fears teh Dion
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# These ares't very woo.
Woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Yaaay!
I think I've got those right. Houpla either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# nobo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:31, archived)
# these fucking rock
you fucking rock
yeah man, yeeah.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Sickatman
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Woo!
But whats with all the hats??
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# hip hip hip hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# It's
HATTY HOUR!

Hats hats htast
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# htast???
Does it talk?
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I shall see people like this in Manchester later on
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Er...woo?
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# hats!
~Ò
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Heh, you monkey
...\/ That's my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:26, archived)
# as an avid hat lover, this saddens me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# It might be a special hat...
...specifically designed for being sick into. It's just doing what it needs to do.

"When he was just eleven years old, Bartholomew Starch witnessed the murder of his wealthy parents, and he was only saved when a passing tramp was sick into a hat. As he grew up surrounded by the vast wealth of his inheritance, he swore he would use his opportunities as a millionaire to fight crime. After years of training under Ninja Vomit-master Chuk Mi Ringu he donned his secret identity and became..."
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:30, archived)
# i see.
that must've taken you some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Not at all.
I have a special gland which secretes this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:54, archived)
# HATS
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Last one, I promise.


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# hats are rubbish
*runs into bunker*

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Dave's going to murdalise you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# OH NOES!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# This^
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
#
LIAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# You're going to the wrong hat shop
Mine are ace
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# you wouldn't catch me in any hat shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# <img src="http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/ChimpTester.gif"/>
psssssssst, go on, wear it!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:18, archived)
# how does it look?!

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# beautiful, daddyo!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
# hehehe you rock my world!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Kinky....
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# hahaha
that's darling! Darling!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I am very much liking this series!
carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Only if...
...more than five people I respect* ask me to.

* or just pretty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Carry on!



*attempts to look pretty and respectable at the same time*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:12, archived)
# You'll have to tell me how to earn your respect then!
...


or am I pretty enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# If I tell you...
...it won't be proper respect, it'll just be respect for you pretending to earn my respect.

Which isn't the same.

Or something.

Yes.

Actually, just money will be fine. I'll have my Valet pop round and collect this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:23, archived)
# shredded ham?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:10, archived)
# i like hats
they make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
#
You make hats that make everyone else smile.

Shall I do another one?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:21, archived)
#
Wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Yes
Carry on.
It's funny
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:32, archived)
# That's number 3.
*awaits*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Ethnic russian looter in Estonia, yesterday
(poopy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Say what?
(__, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)
# I dont understand
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:06, archived)
# nonce sense
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Tampons and vodka.
It´s party time.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Is this a sport thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Oh noes! It's a bag of sugar/flour!!
Rolfmayosandwichwithcheeseandhamtastesquiteniceactuallyyummyyumyum!!11!!1!onetyten!1!111!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# RIS
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# Pink and whites?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Fight Club soap?
Bugger! I just broke the first AND second rule.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# What?
I don't understand. Perhaps it's a television-based joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Faculty are our most important resource
Dennis Berkey at the A-Term 2005 Town Meeting
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ya
The package is tampons. Looting tampons
(poopy, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 18:35, archived)
# The Adventures of Lionel Richie #52
(__, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:04, archived)
# It looks more like him than the one in the video!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:05, archived)
# RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahaa that last panel owes me a new keyboard!
*writes legal letter*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I am amused despite myself
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Oh, you love it
Thread Jack (it's my own thread, I'm allowed): Can I donate to b3ta with a cheque?
(__, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:16, archived)
# office lols
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Behold the wonderous magic....
....of Levitatio!
Arch enemy-nemisis-foe-type-baddy-man of Suspendo!



t'other one:
Suspendo!

\m/
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# a feather?
pah!
it's probably just an updraft keeping that up!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
*May or may not be the joke
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:02, archived)
#
is
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:17, archived)
# *snips fishing wire*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
#
*levitates fishing wire but drops feather*
(MVP , cricking peoples necks since 1976, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Nice style. WOO!
And huzzah for crap superpowers.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# i like your style
if not your powers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)
# That's a very snazzy outfit!
I love his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:59, archived)
# his hand
is moving somewhat suspiciously...
(Fenristhewolf ..back once again on, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Woo, but
he looks a little too like Aquaman for my liking.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:13, archived)
# ...erm


And with that, I make it beer o'clock!

Good weekend all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I also make it beer o'clock
goog after'ning b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Arf!
Sheena is brave. Mocking a skunk whilst standing behind it is madness!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# bastard
/over an hour left
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# ^this^
he's mocking us!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:46, archived)
# 12 minutes for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# 5 o clock finish for me too
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# at least i can take the drive easy
as the missus is at home
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Tied to the bed?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# as per
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# ...okey dokey....
*jumps in car races round to mictoboys house before he gets home*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:52, archived)
# *removes wife*
*lubes*

*ties self to bed*

*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:55, archived)
# I'm off too
t'ra!

ice, ice cold beeeer


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# t'ra Mr The Hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:54, archived)
# COLD beer?
next you'll be wearing reebok classics
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:55, archived)
# *plays arctic monkeys on the banjo*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:57, archived)
# The earlier you get in
the earlier you can leave...

*laughs at lazy gits who get in at 10*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:50, archived)
# some of us
don't get a choice
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:51, archived)
# I wish it worked like that at our place
I am supopsed to start at 9, but due to trains I get in at 8.15 every day... but still have to stay til 5.00.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# just go and have 45mins kip in a cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:56, archived)
# mooooooooooooooove closer
move your body real close untill weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
feel like we're reeeeeeeally making luurve

10 mins walk door to door for me!!
and i'm still usualy 5 mins late
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:03, archived)
# I have a 10 min walk to the train
then a 7 min train journey, followed by a half hour walk to work at the other end. I LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO DRIVE.

:|
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:07, archived)
# *manhugs*
they just don't make them driver seats wide enough these days....

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:20, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I have 1.08 flex hours spare
So I'm off soon too.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Arf
/gets the joke
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Lazy gets
I'm here until 5:30 :o(
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 27 Apr 2007, 15:55, archived)

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