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(ntmb, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

ouuuuuuch.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:27, archived)

Tonight I shall mostly be watching..

Invader Zim!

(Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

i did

but the doctor gave me some cream to clean that nasty infection up

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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

Yaaaaay!

Prepare for some doom!

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

Oh a cartoon character!

Ain't seen one of those for a while!
*waves at Mickey*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

I was just thinking about that show.

What does the G stand for?

I don't knooooooow...

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

YEAH ZIM

i still prefer Gir though...

(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:03, archived)

Wow, I haven't seen Zim in aaaages.

I used to love that show

*Goes to find*

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:11, archived)

Just bought it yesterday

Someone said it was ace, and for $20 for the whole 3 seasons I thought "why not?"

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:14, archived)

Please, come and buy my record. If it not success, I will be execute.

news

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

I hope someone shoots the cunt before filming starts

*is quite serious

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:48, archived)

I haven't seen Borat, I take it you wouldn't recommend it :D

I was put off by his Ali G stuff that went on way too long. It was just about funny on that show Ian Lee did (that had Ricky Gervais as a comedy cheeky smug twat - well, the same character he still does today) but was boring before it got to its own show.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:52, archived)

I wouldn't recommend it and I quite like Borat sketches.

A feature length film is just too long.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

It's just boring after about 3 minutes.

I can see why the chavs like it, but there is only so much racism and general abuse that I can take.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:26, archived)

I think it's ok.

*steals Vauxhall nova/Burberry scarf/old woman's handbag/White Lightning*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:28, archived)

the

humour is very dry. i thought it was class

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octopus footwear raaa, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:40, archived)

hehe, I gave up after Ali G too....

I found that went on waaaaaaaaaaaay too long, I used to use the Ali G stuff on the 11 o' clock show as 'remote channel flicking' time...

but Cohen as Mercury... No... Resemblence, slight enough to get Film Producers excited I guess, but he ISN'T the man for this...

p.s. Haven't seen Borat either, and to be honest, I'm not really fussed about doing so...

p.p.s. Spiderman 3 is shite

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

I'd heard that (Spidey 3)

But then I thought the first two were too so wasn't expecting much.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:57, archived)

I HATE the fact that all the villains have to 'repent' before they disappear or kark it...

Goblin did
Octopus did
(not spoiling it for you here, but 2 of 3 antagonists in this one do as well... Although one of them was fucking obvious from the trailers and 7 minutes of footage released)

There is one 'decent' character that stands out, gets underused chronically and thankfully doesn't repent at the end...

I won't spoil it for you with an ending, but they need to bring that character back BIG time... somehow, although it may not be easy,
and let evil BE evil...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:00, archived)

goblin didn't really repent

it was just a ploy to lower spidey's guard for a deathblow

just thought i'd throw that out there...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:17, archived)

are they going to infect him with

aids for the part?

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

pfft.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:52, archived)

I want to know if they'll lie about the time of death

so that they can make the announcement to the press that he has AIDS "while he's still alive"

It was all a bit odd if you ask me.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:54, archived)

Freddie is the greatest rock and roll frontman of all time.

If Sacha Baron Cohen doesn't do him justice, I will rip off his mustache and use it to clean my Queen albums.

Also, nice picture.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

you know, this will either kill Cohen in my eyes

or make him.

Borat wasn't too bad - disgusting and unashamed yes, but the bit with the bear in the ice cream truck was great.

As a big queen fan, I hope he doesn't deficate on the memory of Freddie Mercury.

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

they should get that guy from 'Hollyoakes' who only has one ball.

With make-up on he looks just like Freddie.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

Hitler?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:58, archived)

He'll do I suppose.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:59, archived)

there's just something about this bloke that makes my flesh crawl

chorus: tell me why - i don't like murdoch

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Yeah, Davros has that effect on mere Earthlings

/nicely morphed

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Stavross

innit!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:18, archived)

please tell me someone's done that

sometime in the history of b3ta?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

I think it's up to you.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

Yes

About a year or two ago methinks.
Details are hazy though.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:26, archived)

That's due to your stoat habit:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

I haven't smoked one at all today

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:32, archived)

I hear otherwise!

It stops your TV from working!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:35, archived)

Oh well

Until next week, I shall watch every episode of South Park ever made cos that's the only video stuff I have on my pc.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:55, archived)

very nicely done

be nice if it held for a couple of seconds at either end of the morph tho ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

i just dun tweaked it a bit

to hold longer

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

much better!

woo, sir. woo!

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:41, archived)

and then..

... you wonder why i am afraid of old men! haha

very cool/creepy

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

The old guy,

reminds me of the melty dude from Robocop...

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Help meeeee!

*splat*

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:30, archived)

Luke, I am your manchild father/mother/washed-up 60 year old in a schoolboy uniform....

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

HA HA

Another Reason I'm a proud Jock

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

full of scots, this b3ta, isn't it?

they must be attracted by the gingerness of the fuhrer

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

tis true

we canne resist a ginger noggin

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

Woo

But I thought he'd be a lil taller!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

goatse?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

I met Darth Vader just last week!

and a stormtrooper!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

Cool.

We had a Star Wars parade in the middle of town, weird because my city is shite. I missed it :(, but then again I was at the Celtic Frost/Kreator gig so I didn't give a flying fook!

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

I got no response

when I asked the trooper why he wasn't at his post. :(

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Should have tried a mind trick!

My dear mother's geography teacher was a Stormtrooper in one of the original's. Nothing major though, I think he had to stand very still for a minute or two and that was that. I'm still jealous though.

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

I've been to more than three conventions.

Which means I've met loads of stormtroopers.

ONE STOLE MY HAT.

Then gave it back.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:24, archived)

WOW! moe than three!!

so four then? ;p

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:33, archived)

manchild

will you ever win?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:17, archived)

NO!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:21, archived)

manchild

look at the state you're in

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

I said NO!

I'd do the linked reply thingy but can't on this pooter!
/still in Disneyland blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

so disney prohibit

(i) naughty stuff
(ii) neneh cherry?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:31, archived)

Theres no java, 'f' keys, right-clicking action

just the web!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:36, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

Oh dear

Are you suggesting democracy is in no way honest?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

It's more of a joke about a Scottish Buffet to be honest...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

Scottish bufet are not honest?

Are you dissing neeps?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:22, archived)

surely scotch eggs could be served?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:23, archived)

Where?

/sniff

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:45, archived)

Surely if those people couldn't follow instructions

that were written at the top of each and every ballot paper then they really shouldn't be voting anyway.

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magnum, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:28, archived)

which is why we have the greatest democracy in the world

stupid people don't get to vote

(meepmeep is, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:34, archived)

weee

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:53, archived)

(G1zm0, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

pfft

looks for the happytoast creation.

Anyone have any idea what ever became of that?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

i dont know but

its time for isketch..

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

Too tired

Been awake for 22 hours. Had a good week, but at the end of the day I'm an insomniac.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

and come dawn of the next day...

you're still an insomniac!

hahahahahahaha!

hahahahahahahh!

ahhhhh...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:20, archived)

no companies have picked it up

and I can't afford to put something that only a few people on here might actually buy in to production!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Ello matey

You want me to have a look about?

I know some contacts in some small catalogues. Not big stuff, but they so magazines for some of the crapper newspapers.

Gaz us some URLs

EDIT: Plus as I said before. I don't sleep.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:25, archived)

yes please

I haven't given up on it, just a bit tired and busy with other things.

I've been pretty cagey about it to be honest (not wanting to let anything slip and have them steal the idea) so maybe I should just say to hell with it and send photos directly to manufacturers.

I've got nothing to lose really, I was fully expecting someone to rip me off anyway!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:56, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha excellent!

Woo yay and the rest!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

He he, is it just me or have they stole teh MOT sign for Blue tooth?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

Oh Yeah!

Nevr noticed that before!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

some whitey humor

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

RACIST!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Silly Afinkawan

White people can't be discriminated against. We can only be Lacist!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Wasict? lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

Racist? LOL!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

Delete as applicable

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

That's Wossist!

Anyway, what's Ron Jeremy doing on there?

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eXOBeX, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

What if we're mixed race?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

*Hides Facial Features*

of Whom are you talking about my one race only brethren

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

Egg and spoon!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

Haha!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

*races*

Wait a minute, WHAT!?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

You use glooo!

I have to say. I never heard of the pile cream solution. I'll have to use that next time. Makes so much sense though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

yup

No itching or anything
Edit: only painful bit is getting a prescription from your doc.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

Not for me

Remember: I go to the newsagents and get Zoo and Nuts every week!

I will do that for my next tat. I'll just say at Boots; LDD gave me teh moster piles!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

Fuck yeah

RECIEVE IT!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

riverghost: gathering nuts in may

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:15, archived)

It's all a Zoo for you::P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

speaking of race,

can I apply for a scottish visa directly to a Laird such as yourself, or do I go to the Executive?

yrs sincerely

An Englishman in Glasgow

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

You can live on my land

Be my games keeper. They never check on them. Hell I've got 45 illegals doing just that as we speak. Juan makes an excellent pheasent stew. Bit spicy.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

Jolly good!

Err...I mean "Aye"!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

Braw, you'll fit right in

what what.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

mixed race

is not equal to honkeyness lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

Oh Christ.

Are you American?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

yeah

the word "honkey" kinda gives it away :P

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

I like the word honkey

and cracker-ass

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:05, archived)

hahaha

yes, cracka ass cracka :)
i got called a snow bunny once...

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:07, archived)

issit?

wicked!

I'll have to remember that one

last week I got called a wog

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:08, archived)

wog?

is that like "wigger?" lol

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:09, archived)

nah, like golliwog

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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

GollyWog

google it

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:11, archived)

oh my

like ted danson when he was married to whoopie :P

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

ha ha

I got called a Porridge Wog once. I didn't get it.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:10, archived)

That would be because you were a Scottish soldier?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:16, archived)

or, indeed, like many mexicans

white

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

i know ared haired mexican

we call him Rexican

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

I'm sorry, I kind of liked you,

but it appears that you are a fucking racist twat.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:13, archived)

nah

he loves it
he freaks people out and pretends he's irish haha

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Disney's fucking full of them!!

Like Pakis but they speak spanish!*

*this last remark is a JOKE

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:06, archived)

Disney says redex!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:58, archived)

fuck

goddamn cinco de mayo, fuck it fucking twice! CUNTS PLAYING SHITTY ACCORDION FUCKING MUSIC AT TOP GODDAMN VOLUME ACROSS THE ROAD ARE PREVENTING ME FROM GETTING ANY CUNTING SLEEP AT ALL! CUNTS! I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL!

sorry, had to let it out. fuck everything about this holiday, because i am bitter and tired.

</rage>

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:43, archived)

"BLOWJOB BLOWJOB BLOWJOB...."

(A Hospital Carpark, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Good heavens!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

And many bad god places too!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

hes gotta run outa juice sometime soon

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

it's been five minutes!

it's not happening

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

Oh noes!

He's got the Gush!

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

hahaha

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

he'll drown in it!

what a way to go...

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

Oh My!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

I knew I should have thought twice about coming on here

in such a family themed environment!!
*looks for security!*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

LOOK OUT!

THIS MAN IS AN ELECTROPHILE!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

he is a lewis acid?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

hard or soft?

what is his coordination geometry??

what colour of precipitate will he form, by god!?!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

~~looks for~~ hides from

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:51, archived)

hahaha O.o

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

Christ!

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

Makes me think of this...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:56, archived)

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!

HAHAHAHA

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GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

hahahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:12, archived)

Blimey.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:54, archived)

A fitting tribute...

At least in my Star Wars-ified brain it is...

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

Sorry but, no one gets this one, but I love it to bits!

Null and voids; droids

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

I get it.

So nurrr.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

You did this morning!

I had to giggle for hours. We are teh sads:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Not worth its own thread...

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

haha!

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The Angiechrist is starting with the death touch & goin from there, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

Haha! Oh lordy, how geeky.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 May 2007, 22:01, archived)

Fantastic

LOL

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:01, archived)

Thanks nullo!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:46, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

well thought, 10/woo

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Ha ha Nice!

Quick someone stab him with a spine!!!*

*cos, he's bounty hunet scum!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

Damn pooters!!

Hunter!! not hunet!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

your disney-hamstrung ineptitude is rather amusing

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

I'm using some sort of laptop/desktop hybrid!!

I have a ball for a mouse wheel!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

crikey!

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:37, archived)

I remember this from the front page.

Nice work by the way.

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

ta.

i only reposted it 'cos i thought you were just new enough not to have seen it

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Nah,

I've been lurking for fecking ages.

(Badgers wear Corpsepaint it's true, I've seen them..., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:44, archived)

that made me guffaw

/guffaws

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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:19, archived)

Pffft!

What's that? Steve Irwin's been killed by a stingray?!?!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

But...

That's Thunderbird 2. The clue's in the image!

(

Bloody Student, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:25, archived)

it's a revenge attack

by a stupid aussie

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 4 May 2007, 21:48, archived)

Mandatory CDC with new graphics tablet

It's a bit weird to use and my forearm aches. But I think I like it...

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

Oi!

Less cock!
You'll get me thrown out!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

do they block the naughty sites at disney then?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

not b3ta!!

as of yet...
If this is being monitored ,it maybe in future!!
Not tried the pron sites!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

CDC is compulsory.

No CDC? No B3ta.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

however...

bye-laws clearly state 3 pubes per bollock.
other than that, it's fine work (although the kink in the end troubles me)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

I know I know!

But i'm in Disnaeyland at the moment, I don't know if I have mentioned it yet.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:35, archived)

Oi!

Less cock!
You'll get me thrown out!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

Twice!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

I've had mine for three or four years.

And I love it.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:28, archived)

A cock?

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 4 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

was it from a sex change?

(pdjpdj, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

More like slave trade.

It was the change given back to me.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

cleo is actually a three or four year old boy

and has been fooling you all along

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:34, archived)

~Take that paedos!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:40, archived)

Oi!

Less cock!
You'll get me thrown out!!!

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 4 May 2007, 19:29, archived)

Twice!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:30, archived)

With my cock

/ac

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:14, archived)

haha

the great comedians could learn something from a CDC next to the words 'this truly is a great day'

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

You have to go to iSketch as well

It pisses off the nonb3ta joiners as they have mouses:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:43, archived)

Non-beta joiners?

Pah! I spunk in their eyes!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

And their eyes are an easy target!

I've just had a mates 30th so I'm in no shape to play!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:49, archived)

Ruuuun

It's a toon army

(

thistle, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

this hurts.

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

Nah....

Micky,Dinald,Minnie,Goofy,Chip 'n'Dale,and Dumbo,that's a toon army!!!
Oh look there they are! *points*

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

YAY

*awaits the English majority of the board to share their political point of view.*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

I think it's a woman's right to choose

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

Hahahahaha!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

Personally, I think this is a bad thing for Scotland

and Salmond's a smug cunt.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

I don't expect an independent state overnight

nor within the next decade or two, but being brought up with very Jacobite parents I'd love to see it in my lifetime.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

I just don't see the point

Greater, localised political power? Yes, cool. I'm all for that. However, splitting from England completely seems to have no real benefits and, as you say, it seems to be being promoted for, frankly, stupid historical reasons not political sense.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

I'm personally fed up of Scotland Being used as a Guinea pig State for Westminster

Poll tax, Council tax, smoking bans etc. So at least a Party that wants a free Scotland (not saying it will happen as the other parties who still have the majority collectively) will at least stop this sort of thing from happening.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:24, archived)

I doubt they will, to be honest

Get into power on a populist vote and then slowly change into the Tories, that's the way you run a country in Britain. If you don't want Scotland being used as a "guinea pig state" then involve yourself more in the British system in order to change it, don't take your ball home in a huff. I do wonder what'll happen to the things like state-sponsored nuclear power plants and Faslane under an independent Scotland.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:32, archived)

Not complaining about being subsidised by

English taxpayers to the tune of 3 grand each P.A. and receiving services and drugs unavailable in England then?
\bitter blog

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

Not really all Politically minded

so I wont start on finances and other things that happen up here and get sent to westminster. But its a happy day for some scots who are finally in charge of the country instead of being lead from Westminster.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Isn't that going to confuse you

when Gordon Brown is PM?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:53, archived)

*BRAIN ASPLOSION*

GARGH!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

^ This

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:22, archived)

Salmon is one of the only fish I'll eat.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:27, archived)

the majority of English people

don't have a political point of view

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

^ this lol

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:38, archived)

What scotland does is really none of my business

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

*shares political point of view*

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

i thought tories got scotland by like 2 seats

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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:15, archived)

Nope

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6620905.stm

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:16, archived)

When I lived in Dundee I became aware

that SNP party members were generally ineffectual little pillocks.

It worries me that they have managed to get in on the basis of National Pride with absolutely no nous between them.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

and they differ from he bnp how?

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

They are not racists

No one wants to remove anyone from the country, just to have the country run itself.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

interesting

www.bnp.org.uk/mission.htm

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:46, archived)

Other than the initials being similar

Thats about it mate.

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

That's exactly what annoys me

The entire thing's based on jingoism and false pride, precisely what they despise the English for.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:39, archived)

HAHAHAHA

And the Welsh next!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:41, archived)

no were going to stay as a leeching sub country

cos we get lots of money for some reason

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:42, archived)

Yeah but

The separation for Scotland happen a few years before you. It's just a matter of time!

Give the sheep one for me:P

There was a gag that I saw a New Zealand comic do that really made the stereotype for me.

On NZ he shag sheep all the time. Day in. Day out. We fuck, fuck, fuck sheep.

Then we send them over to you English and you eat them.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:50, archived)

I only found out my genituc mother was Welsh two years ago

And I've never looked at a sheep!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:54, archived)

lies

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:55, archived)

Well you know about mi family

But is was a big shock finding that my gen mother was in sheepyness!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:59, archived)

I saw the way you looked at those cotton balls

Surely somewhere deep inside of you, you secretly knew.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 20:00, archived)

you are

baaaaaaaaaaaaaa d

I still can't remove the cuetips!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:03, archived)

Free prescriptions for us

And we've been able to piss off the smokers three months early! Wooyay!

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eXOBeX, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:02, archived)

seeing as how england funds

scotland to the tune of 2 billion quid

it seems that you'll all die a horribly death

still it could be worse, you could be welsh, or a unionist

(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:45, archived)

How many Billion comes from North sea oil?

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:47, archived)

ah well, i wont loose anything by ignoring you racist fuck

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Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:48, archived)

*high fives*

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:52, archived)

I'm all for Scottish independence. Three words:

Duty. Free. Whiskey.

(tomsk, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:47, archived)

Bloody SNP

Even if we don't split from the good ole union, I'll have to see NIcola Sturgeons godawful mug on telly even more.

By the way, the smoking ban was a scottish executive scheme, not a "test" for westminster.
I fucking hate nationalism, racist or not.

(

PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Fri 4 May 2007, 20:50, archived)

...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

absynthandcheese.co.uk
used a ruler for frame boundaries, well theres a first time for everything

(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:06, archived)

Hahahaha

Brilliance!

(

in vino veritas, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

haven't bumped into you for a few days

howdy.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:11, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:07, archived)

he he!

Dressed as lamb?

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Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:08, archived)

hah

greatness

(MasterOfStoats, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:09, archived)

Elections?

No elections here in Disneyland!!
Quite a few erections though!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:17, archived)

I replied to the wrong post

goddam disney pooter has no edit button!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:18, archived)

hahaha, for God's sake man, ride something

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:20, archived)

Done 'em all

I'm in Disneyquest, some interactive fun for the kiddies,If it wasn't for the free internet access I'd be bored stiff!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:26, archived)

A ruler! That's blasphemy man!

And I would have thought you'd have done a swarm of abynthe and cheese coming out of a hive.

(greenycrimson I stole the from pyschotherapist, Thu 10 May 2007, 13:01, archived)

zoom zoom

(ntmb, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:03, archived)

Needs a signpost for hull next to it.

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Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 4 May 2007, 19:05, archived)

more household products not to buy..

now i need some foods.

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:44, archived)

That's woo

But am I at www.meta4.com?:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:46, archived)

argh!

negatory... although i am trying to get metafourdesign.net all registerised and designified

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

If you are

gaz us your email as a mate of mine is starting hosting and will do it very cheaply. You could possibly haggle over the price

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:52, archived)

:-)

appreciate the offer, however a friend of mine who has a hosting/web development company is already letting me park my carp onto his servery dealys. if that falls through, i'll see you in your inbox! spanks!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:54, archived)

Not a problem

At the end of the day you have to go with your mates!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:57, archived)

thanks again

for the offer!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:58, archived)

My head hurts!

(: P

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:55, archived)

Huzzah!

*Removed for health reasons.*

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:12, archived)

arrrrrrrgh!

the star rotates and makes it hurt my brain more!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:13, archived)

Prod69 has mild epilepsy and these things set it off

plus they are kind of lame.

3/10

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:14, archived)

Fair point

It is a bit silly.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:23, archived)

Is it this month you walk the Great Wall then?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:31, archived)

TOMORROW!

Off to Beijing at 06:35 tomorrow morning!!!

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:33, archived)

check you out!

have a great time!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:36, archived)

Will try my best!

£6000 raised between me and the girlf so I think I can enjoy myself whilst I'm there.

(Fudge Monkey never did, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:57, archived)

Hooray for swirly colours!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

Must obey!

Will nibble toes

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

You have my full attention.

now where did I put my Noel Edmonds Hammer?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

i will obey.

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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 4 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

WillwillWilObey:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:34, archived)

"MUST KILL MICKEY"

/in Disneyland blog.

//Hasn't mentioned that fact enough yet blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

Must hand rifle

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:37, archived)

It's only a bloke in a suit!!!

But hey,..Still one less American
/runs

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 18:39, archived)

*hands many rifles*

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:40, archived)

hands ammo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:41, archived)

ands hammo

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

Hands Hammond

And his organ

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

Ha ha!

Hey Dave how's it goin'?
Still drawing cars and planes?*
*i liked the crs and planes.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 18:43, archived)

I liek Marmots!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:45, archived)

Haven't seen any of those yet

in Disneyland yet.
;)

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 4 May 2007, 18:47, archived)

I haven't drawn any cars or planes for nearly a month actually

There are about half a dozen I really need to do, though

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davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:50, archived)

...household products not to buy, part 2

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

haha

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:16, archived)

this am acely done

likey likey

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:17, archived)

Hahahaha

Never trust tinned goods!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:19, archived)

and never EVER let them anywhere near pots and pans

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

I have to say from your sig

The Aussie version is:
'Wakey wakey. Hands off snakey':)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

That's a little away from the context I had in mind.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:42, archived)

How Are You Gentlemen!

You have no chance to survive make your time.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:48, archived)

what about precious BEENS!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

Or precious Beans?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

Oh I forgot about those!

Yes! Eggsacklee.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:32, archived)

lesbeans are the best beans ;)

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 4 May 2007, 19:02, archived)

that's lovely

"hello, mr tesco?
can i have twelvety tins of spang, please?"

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:22, archived)

noes

However, we does have theses kittenz stew

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:25, archived)

theses?

these are kitten academics?

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:26, archived)

there are kitten academics?

mankind is doomed!

(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:28, archived)

You can't purchase those anyway, unless you look suspiciously like Marti Pellow when he still had a ponytail.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:27, archived)

*Buys*

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 4 May 2007, 18:29, archived)

haha why dos it sai miktoboi at de bottm?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:30, archived)

I stole the source from him

It originally said 'spoon'
www.b3ta.com/board/7147470

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 4 May 2007, 18:36, archived)

spang spong!

yay!

(Meta4, Fri 4 May 2007, 18:52, archived)

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