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# Tell You, My Name, F, U, C, K.


Hit me for 50 foot version (not really...1600x1200 (556kb))
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I really like that
fantastic colour depth
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# VERY nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# peej
that's very good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Have a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# would
aside from that abvious reply, this is most woosome. Spiffy colour magicals. What's the source?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# It's from...
an issue of i-D magazine. I've not got the original picture but it'll be on the internets somewhere, I'm sure. There was a lot of pissing about in the bra department as there was mucho text in the way. Pesky letters.

Though really I don't need much encouragement to scrutinise that area.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# your dedication does you credit
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Good one!
*digs out album*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# She's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Don't know who it is
but I would
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Polly Harvey
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PJ_Harvey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I do know who it is
and I wouldn't.

Very woo though!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# now I know who it is
I wouldn't either

she makes my ears bleed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Correct
I now move into the "wouldn't" category
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# haha
I wish my band sounded like her

Instead, we sound like Jon Bon Jovi's mong brother
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# good name for a band that
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:27, archived)
# haha
it's too similar to our current name
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Personally
I never found a problem with the ear bleeding stuff.

*bleeds from ears*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:30, archived)
# That is very super
*ponders purchasing similar attire for upcoming Independence Day celebrations*
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Looks like PJ
Harvey.
(themanwhofellasleep, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# I likes that muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# big fish, big fish
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, thats how they did it.
(Mazrim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Arf!
Yabba-dabba-doooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Arf!
Needs more Fred Flintstone!
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:09, archived)
# And pepper
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Cool
most cool
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha *glee* :D

but they died in the flood ;)
b3ta.com/board/7298114
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:23, archived)
# True... (well, not really)
but the Pyramids were built before the flood.


Thats baked your noodle, eh?
(Mazrim, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Six more faces ...
7-Shapes only, vectors all drawn on Xara Xtreme Pro by hand ...














----
FLASH SCREEN SAVER v0.1 (Alpha)
----
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Let's see now...
Scary Bloke
Jesus
Scary Bloke
Larry Hagman
Scary Bloke
Scary Bloke
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# First one looks a bit like the true Maestro of the game 'Give us a Clue' - Lionel Blair...
Who can ever forget opposing team captain Una Stubbs sitting open mouthed as he tried to pull off Twelve Angry Men in under two minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# heheh
/isihak
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# of course!
The undisputed mime-master was Lionel Blair who used to get quite emotional at times. Who can ever forget the tear of pleasure
in his eye as he bent over the chairman's desk to receive A Man Called Horse for two whole minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# good old Humph
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# The man should be a knight by now
He's reduced me and a nation to tears of laughter many a time
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ^This
We're off to see him playing jazz on the 22nd July. should be ace!

Dammit, why hasn't he been knighted yet?!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# superb!
*jealouses*

don't know, he's a hidden gem I guess, you either know him and love him, or don't know of him at all.
Pity really, cos he's had a fantastic life. Did you see the South Bank Show on him a few weeks back?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Apparently
he turned one down in 1995.

No I missed that South Bank Show. Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# then he should be offered again ;)
just out of courtesy
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ^This
'Sir Humph' has a ring to it.

entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article1554120.ece
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# petition time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I'm always driving when I listen to him
stay off the M4 between 6.30 and 7 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahaha, I'm usually driving back from teaching at that time.
It's a perfect pick me up after trying to impart wisdom for an entire afternoon to a bunch of degenerates
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# One of my ....
heroes as well ... will be featured here in my collections eventually ... doing 343 of these which is part of a bigger piece of art that I'm working on ... and then I'm going to be asking for pictures of people to work on the same piece but of non-famous folks.
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# cool
keep us in the loop


did I really just type that?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Lol ...
You did ... you at yuor middle management job today? And yeah, I'll be asking for pictures of people off here to be featured but not till I've finished the first on which will probably take me about another 3-4 months
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# I've had far too many middle management meetings of late
and I'm still not sure we are all singing from the same hymn sheet
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Lionel recently applied to be on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here
His task was to cross a small stream on a raft with just a skeleton crew. Sadly, they got caught on a rock midstream, and who will ever forget the look on Ant's face when he saw Lionel go down with both hands on Dec?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Hahaha
No-one who witnessed the event will ever forget the sparkle in Lionel's eye as he received Free Willy from Michael Aspel.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# *giggling like a loon here*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# I was driving the first time I heard that
We had to pull over, smartish!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# lionel blair
bill bailey
cheech marin
wyatt earp
michael jackson
and jack straw AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# That Jack Straw
with his smoking and his castle!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I thought the top one was Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Nah
Thats not michael... Its Jack White :)
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# was i right with the rest?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# WOO!
Is the last one Hunter S Thompson?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Yeah man ...
one of my all time heroes ... what a send off!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Larry Hagman, Hunter S Thompson, Jack White and Jesus
Not in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Um
Mictoboy
Jesus
A Mexican
Some old bloke
him out of the White Stripes
Another old bloke

What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# The Mexican ...
was actually from Chile but lived all his life in Mexico and made a rather amazing strange film in Mexico which featured the second bloke ... there's a clue for you all!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ALEJANDRO WHATSHISFACE
You know, weird russiany sounding surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# Bingo!
You win a free trip to the Holy Mountain!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Eyyyyy
Go go gadget film a level!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
# bah
er, CTOÏ

gah, I give up, bloody Cyrillic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Litvinenko?



*Sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:25, archived)
#
1 - kennedy?
2 - Jeezy Creezy
3 - Herbert Lom
4 - The Duke
5 - The bloke out of the white stripes
6 - Jim Lahey from Trailer park boys (John Dunsworth)
6 - Hunter S. Thompson
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# are they...
sir bufton tufton,
jean paul sartre
zippy
bungle
jeffrey archer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# chorus
hello hello hello hello

i had this with added postcards

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Lance Henrikkson guy the last one?
Edit: Might not be, can't remember if he's balding that much or not.
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Nope, Henriksen has more hair
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Mindpiss, edit'd and thought the same :/
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
#
Jim Davidson
that bloke out of the Levellers
Roger Sloman
Larry de Hagman
Jerry Sadowitz
Kenneth Armadillo

predicted score: 1/6
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# More ....
Two outta ten!
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Hummm
It's rather depressing that people didn't recognise Thompson.
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Nein
...and a half thumbs up! Nifty stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:33, archived)
# brilliant
all of these are good!
Can I ask, have you done Dennis Hopper or Stacey Keach and if not do you plan to?
PS: the swf is majik - how long before it is an actual screensaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:44, archived)
# actually
your White stripes man looks more like early images of Johnny Depp.
Hunter S Thompson....good call.
As you've done Larry Hagman perhaps you should do his nutjob buddies from the other side of the pond aka Keith Moon and Oliver reed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Wipe out - permanently
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# that reminds me
i must called the wife later
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# whan an odd name
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# have yuo tow bean drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# the green one please Geoff. And hold the wasabi.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i didn't know you where married.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i didn't know you weren't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i knew you didn't know i weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be you
at oral sex hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# oral sex HOUR?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# My jaw aches at the very thought!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# what the hell have I been missing out on?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# oral sex with mictoboy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:13, archived)
# my personal record is 3 hours
I was very bored that day, and it was all we could think of to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:12, archived)
# '_'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I'd love to pretend it was an amazing and brilliantly enviable sexcapade
but it made my jaw hurt a lot and I cut my tongue :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hur hur
hours cocks. Is that all? Lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Don't knock it 'til you've tried it
put a new food on your plate,
don't waste it 'til you taste it,
some folks think it's great!





I mean: how long do you spend watching a fucking movie for Xist's sake? There are more than two techniques!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:38, archived)
# HOUR?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# oral sex?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Cuppa? Meet Mr Monitor.
I'm sure you'll get on famously
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# office lol
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# It's where you talk about how long it's been since you last had sex
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hold on...
*opens condom wallet*
*observes comedy moth*

we're gonna need some more drinks...
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# hahahaha
understairs cupboard lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# waaaaah! :O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# wipe out!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Needs more helicopter and bridge
woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# TOO LATE TO BAIL! *chomp*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# TOUCHING THINGS IS FUN!
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Apart from the poo bit
;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# that's like totally gnarly dude
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Nice one!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# HEHEHEHEOOOOOO!
DUNNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN DUN DUNUNUN DUN DUN DUNUNUN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Woo
Hello Kaiser

How go the lightbulbs ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# they are turned off...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Oh mate
I'd love to see a resurgance of your lightbulb devotion, in pictoral form.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# you can have a dog inspired from one of your woo-yays:
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)
# hahahaha
mate that is great.

Looks as if he had a hot curry the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:16, archived)
# ^this^
with extra added higher wattage longer lasting filaments!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Just a quickie
Neville Inspired after browsing his site all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# I still knew this was yours on the first frame somehow
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# damned cameras!
although, after 5 pints i don't mind having my photo taken....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# i had a powercut, and i had no candles
so i used a camera flash to see what i was doing. I took 400 photos of my house
my neighbours called thefire brigade, cos they thought i had lightening in my kitchen

/steven wright
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Office lol!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Arf.
you mean Lightning.

www.b3ta.com/board/7298380
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i do too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# hahahaha *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Pffft!
How rare!

I'm listening to some Warrior Soul. I'd completely forgotten about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i'm in the mood to listen to some ska
unfortunately i'm at work, so i can't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Booo!
Why not? No soundcard or no earphones?

Here's the track I was listening to. It's finished now and I'm onto some Sam & Dave.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *emails link home*
gotta love sam and dave

i'm trying to get into delta blues too, recently, so i can learn to play slide guitar
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Nice
Leadbelly and Robert Johnson FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# aye
Pick a Bale of Cotton is fab
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# ooh warrior soul
searches itunes library

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I just bunged a random 1gb
from the 150 thousand gazillion tracks on my pc onto a memory stick to listen to at work.

There's all sorts there. For a while my computer was the only one in the house I was sharing then it was the one running the internet so all sorts of stuff ended up on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *inserts controversial remark*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# ouch! you forgot to lube!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Cheese!
Quick tj:
Need some help optimizing an animated gif...

any tips?
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# lower the colours until you can bear it no longer, and maybe make it a bit 'lossy'
don't have dither selected unless absolutely necessary
if it's still huge, add scanlines on every other row
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# and how exactly do I go about lowering the colours?
I'm using Imageready and I'm a complete novice in case you haven't noticed.

Cheers
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Open the optimise window
and play about in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:06, archived)
# hurray
I'm getting there, got it down to 500 odd kbs.

:)
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# yes!
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/index.php
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# sexcellent
only, my file is 2.2mbs. More drastic measures required it appears...
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# You could add scanlines,
or half the image size then double it up with uplaod codes (<img src="blah.jpg" width="280" height="280" />)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# YUM YUM!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# jeezus, I'd like to say 'Great'
but it's scaring me too much

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Skull snogging:
An alternative to skull fucking!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Well it's only polite.
Get to know your skull first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him well.
*snogs* COME BACK YORRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
#
well Horatio
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Fellatio?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# now that's a different play all together!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Really?
Pfft, I aint never played a bloke in any Shakespeare play. I've done Lady Macbeth, Portia and Juliet (so all the mainstream boring ones).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# :)
sorry cap'n - some un required pedantry on my part. It's one of the most mis-quoted lines ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# pedantry is ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I actually hate correcting people, as I find it very hypocritical
as I make several errors in things I type also.

I don't make a habbit of doing it unless it is to correct a specifit fact/info, rather than just telling someone they have spelled a word incorrectly.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# did you deliberately put those two mistakes in there to see if i'd bite?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# no, i'm just a spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:56, archived)
# Heheh, I can imagine!
S'alright, I am knowledgeless realy, unless it's the lines for one of the aforementioned parts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# I only know because someone smugly corrected me on it a few years ago :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# What is the correct quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# "Alas poor Yorick I knew him, Horatio"
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# I blame 70s gameshows such as the generation game
they'd usually dress them up and make them say shit like that
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Aye, ^ this with comedy skull and clockwork teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# fucking hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# It's bizarre how these things get misquoted until they are seen as fact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio.
/punctuation pedant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yeah, you beat me to it
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# *beats*
how are the donations going?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Super thank you
We've already got over £200 and I haven't even hit up people's parents yet. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# skull fucking.
so you still have to have some foreplay?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# skull fucking you say?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# haha!
did you know jessie and prof martin are flying to dussledorf for a gig today?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I read about that yes
but Dusseldorf is about six hours by train from me. Germany is biiiiig.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# aye :(
They asked if I fancied meeting up, but it would be too much of a train journey
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# Are you back in the UK at any point?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Probably around September with the fella
Going to Meet The Parents

aaiiii
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# MEET THE FOCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# More like "Meet the Hendersons"
Or Coneheads
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# best shirt and tie and don't forget to brush your teeth!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# :O
Exciting!

Going to any meets?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Didn't plan to
But if any are happening around that time close by, I may be tempted..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# *wants to go to a meet soon*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# IVV's having one in november in blackpool.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Aye, for her birthday.
I'm well looking forward to it. I'm getting a kiss me quick hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# i'm still considering asking the missus if she wants to go...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# oooh Blackpool!
in November though... fuck me, now that IS depressing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# It's wonderful in November - no tourists
Come!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Is it therefore less violent or more so? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Slightly less
At least if it does get violent, you've got a fair chance of knowing the guy beating you to a pulp in the off-season. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:14, archived)
# oh PLEASE
*bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:07, archived)
# There's one in July in Blackpool
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# You definitely should.
And Dixy- please be tempted, it'd be lovely to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Fly there?


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# you are so lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Are they indeed?!
What ig be this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# An eskimo's house without a loo!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# ummmm...
they did say,
but i forgot and now i can't find it on glasscocx!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Agony of love and lies or something
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# haha!
LOLs
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# not even
text on a picture

fail. hehehe
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# lol skulz
in in your country , being a freaky hinduz
(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# i don't know why
but i can't stop laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# How odd
but most woosomely gruesome
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Errr...


I have nothing to say about why I did this.

I just did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# you can say what you like about Fred West
he could lay a fucking good patio

and have 3.5 yays for this young n00b
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# haha ^^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# His brother...
...does a decent tin of tuna as well!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Woo!
Fluff!
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Awwwww... he was just misunderstood
/works very, very close to Cromwell Street blog
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# what became of 15? Cromwell Street
I remember it was demolished but what's there now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Wouldn't it be ironic
if they'd just paved over it?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# haha
with kerazzy paving
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Tea / monitor
Damn you!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Isn't it a carpark or something like that?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# 25
and it's now a lully little pointless path. They didn't want to leave anything there that might become a shrine for 'sick' individuals :-) Heaven forbid, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# fuck!
i have to go home as this has made me fear.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Murderer. fluff.murderer.fluff!
*Head asplodse!*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Hasn't he got one of those chainmail vest things on
like Mrs. T had the other day?







Sorry Mrs.T ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# What's that sports quiz show called?
Not A Question of Sport, the other one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)
# They Think its all Over?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Yes, that's it
Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# no bother
*sends invoice*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# NICK HANCOCK
That's who I was getting mixed up with Tony Hancock.

/goes back to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# *fluffs up pillow*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# bloody hellfire
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hay Sink Fits Mall Rover
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Arf!



(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Pffftt.....
Channel 111 News Shocker:
FRED WEST ATE MY FUCKING CAT
*Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# These are the things


Yes, these are the things
The things that dreams are made of.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hahah*INTERMISSION*
ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Don't push too far!
Your dreams are china... in your hand!

PS - woo :)
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Not my dreams.
And people wonder why I drink.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Snowman rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# you dreamt of fucking a weeping snowman?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Needs more Human League
New york, ice cream, tv, travel, good times
Norman Wisdom, johnny, joey, dee dee, good times
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Everybody needs more human league
everybody needs two or three friends
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# The lesser known condiments card
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# FUCK YOU!*
I'M FUCKING STARVING AND NOW I'M DROOLING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!

* only kidding
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# This
I have an apple
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I'm WFH so lunch is imminent!
as soon as I can decide what to have.

It might be a mexicana cheese toastie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# White Fat and Homosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# wanking for Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# New Channel 5 Reality TV show...
With Keith Chegwin and Nick Griffen...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hello
Hello
Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Yes - found you
my turn to hide now - get counting and no cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# ha
I though you were offering this as a lunch suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# 2 out of 3
shit!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I wish I was skinny like you
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# huh?
oh - I misread it - 3 out of 3
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# cor!
sounds good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# in response to your sig
collectively the b3tarati
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# b3ta ratty?
hmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# I have a Giant Millie's Cookie
It's lovely :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# they are very nice
what flavour? double chocolate ftw
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Double Chocolate :-)
With vanilla and raspberry icing and smarties.

Diet? What diet?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# \o/ save me some!
AND I'LL GET YOU SOME CAKE!

/un-necessary caps
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# *envies*
damn not eating since wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Why the bloody hell not?
Come up to MK, I'll feed you properly

/cooking for 7 for Father's day
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# *packs bag*
goes to mortal kombat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:35, archived)
# FATALITY!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# i'm near(ish)to MK
*terrorises*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# You have seven fathers?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Yes*
*May contain lies
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# do you have a giant cup o tea
to dunk it in?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# That's terrible sauce sloppage!
Needs to be more evenly spread across the whole tay!

nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Yum yum yum
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Condiments are what life is all about!
... mostly
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Haha
Dinnertime!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# mayo and chips ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# This x100
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# haha
I need lunch right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# can you tell who it is without looking at the file name?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Honestly?
no.

But it's still a great pic! :D woo!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Ooo
It's Wow I've seen that pikky before.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# nope... because i'd need to copy the url to put into image mapper thingy
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# image mapper thingy?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I'm guessing it's a text browser
/has resorted to this to get past work firewalling before now
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Same here.
Three cheers for 'view source' and online image editors.

when's Rob going to do something about getting b3ta removed from the 'tasteless' lists?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# hahaha
if you're SSHd onto a unix box you own, use wget and bounce it into a directory you can surf to. just add a nice innocent name using dyndns or something and away you go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# and again in English...?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# "Ich bin ein cheeseburger"
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# You fucking geek :)
Try HTTP tunneling over the SSH connection to a *nix box outside the firewall. It's a lot less hassle.

Or even running an X11 browser on the *nix box and tunneling the whole X11 session over SSH, though there's quite a speed hit, it works.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I can.
Yes.

It's almost as good as an issue of Razzle. :D
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Razzle RULES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I don't think I've ever seen a copy of Razzle.
I did once get offered a blow job by the woman who edited Penthouse in the early 90's. Now that was an interesting party...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I'd love to edit a jazz mag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# just so you could have fist dibs on the pics :D
me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# FIST dibs?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# *sits up*
yes.

*Roy Orbison growls*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I'm going with Cap'n Wow
:)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# lucky you
he hehe I am best at funnys
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# THATCHER! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
edit: george michael?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:14, archived)
# ahahahah
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Oh dear.
I read that and the Flash Gorden music sprang into my head!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
THATCH! Oooo-ooo...
Iron leader of the universe!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Well she was a minger:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Useless trivia time:
In the 1979 animated version of Flash Gordon, Ming's voice was provided by Alan Oppenheimer, who would later go on to voice Skeletor.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Are you a trained cunt, or is it a natural gift?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# i blame the parents
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# I blame you, you git.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Soup-oib question!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# hahahhahahahaha you git
I just laughed Jaffa Cakes onto the keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# pffffft
orifice lol
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:24, archived)
# she's a nawty minx :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Oooooh .... Lully
Ahem...
*Stays at desk for at least 10 minutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# The Captain?
She's very pretty, whoever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Yeah. Bitch.
I've gone right off her now.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Don't worry, my arse is amazingly large.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# :O
any excuse to post this old chestnut
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Ace-o
It's a vast improvement on the original too...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# I love big arses.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# They're far better than small ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# ...or non-arses
as I like to call them. Nothing worse than a non-arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:02, archived)
# *claps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *signs cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Going on earlier posts^
I'd say our Captain
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Roy Orbison

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:20, archived)
# MC Hammer
EDIT: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:21, archived)
# It's lovely!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That's the lully Cap'n!
I think....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Tis I.
NAKED.

Well, I seem to recall.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Well, all I have to say to that is..
PHWOAR!

and 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Heheheh!
Ningles!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:33, archived)
# This is why I like it round here...
I'm surrounded by pretty ladies.

If only real life was like that..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# it can be*
just become a forensic scientist.

not a guarantee
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:11, archived)
# i had to look at the file name because i had to put it in myimager!!
tis very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:26, archived)
# It's the Captain!!
woo, lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:27, archived)
# that's correct ,methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)
# i believe
it be el cap-i-tan.
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:34, archived)
[challenge entry] After the Second Coming Darwin had to resort to desperate measures to sell his book.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# hehe.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hehehe <3
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Arf!
Time for another FP! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# pffft
me likey
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# "Harry Potter and the Origin of the Species"
That should do it Charlie Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Monkey!!!!!!!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I'm not eating breakfast
But seeing that old fart at the breakfast table has put me off my breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Yeah very nicely done
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# I bet he eats Special K Selection

/reproductive strategy blog


Have a Woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ningles, 'nagles, 'nongles peeps
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# mornin.
nicely done. woo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I'm wondering if anyone will recognise the dinosaur he's got on his hand.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# is it Fred?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Damn you:P
It's actually a cliff racer from Morrowind:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That one with feathers
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# apterix?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# And obterix?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# well it certainly isn't Obelix, is it?
:D

edit gaaah. mindpiss :(
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Archaeoptrix?
Getafix?
Obelix?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# haha
blessed are the Velociraptors..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# pssssst
you might want to compo this
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I always forget.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Jesus was a jedi? Wow!
nice one Ghost.

nings
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Francis of Assisi:P
was

/FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Francis Of Assisi was Fact?
Now in Essex, that means something very different...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# was a jedi
*shakes fists*
*grrrs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Eeeek
*Hides from Ghost's mighty 'Grrrrr'*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Pffft!


I bet you loved Playaway with Brian Cant!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# no jesus was batman
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# No No no no
That was Bruce Wayne...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Nice work!
'Ning peeps.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I was going to pop this lil chappy in
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Hahahahahah!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:23, archived)
# LIES!!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# It's all true.
They may have not been allowed on the arc, but it didn't stop them from getting the ferry!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *glares*

'ning ghosty

*kicks shins*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# 'ning matey
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *Clicked*
It would top it off for me if the wee stegasaurus was purring and rubbing his head
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
[challenge entry] true story!!

[click for bigger]

[LIES!!]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hahaha
NO Skippy the bush kangaroos!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# hahahaha, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# how i love that sock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Soooooooooooooooooooooock!!
*worships*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# what happened about you talking to the guy who took the original sock picture?
did you say he wasn't happy or summat?

/not been on board for ages blog
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# no reply yet :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Is there no ene to Sock's talent?
or yours even
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Haha!


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# punpunpunpunpunPUN!punpunpunpunpunpun



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Laughing before the punchline
Love it :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# supersmashinggreat
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I knew what it was going be before it animated
*clciK*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I think it has a certain sense of intrigue when it is black and white.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# *groans*
Give me some hummus, i've run out!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# *dies hard*

*again*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# From there, you can get a flight to
Paris's Orly Airport.

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Retardis
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# hahahaa woo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Socktor Who ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# hehe yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# haha, love it :)
Looks very Tom Baker's Dr Who :) (?)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:10, archived)
# yup best of all the jelly baby eating doctors
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I would love to hear the noise this makes when it is time travelling.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:03, archived)
# haha this ^^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng ngggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# I work with mentals, and whenever they go anywhere at speed
I hear a chorus of "nuuuuurghah, groooooooooogh, wooooo-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!".

I imagine it'll be somethin' like that.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Heh heh...
D'ya call 'em Mentals?

In a nice way of course...
(Remember the PC term is Mentalist... Or Spacktoid if young)
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# I don't call them mentals at work,
It's usually "specials", or "'tards".

Of course, the two I work most with are both mute, and one's deaf, so i can call them what I like, really.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:12, archived)
# i work with retards
we got one guy, Mongo,
i let him out of his cage and he just runs around, digs, he's great, forehead like a drive-in movie screen, but he's so adorable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# You don't realy work with tards, do you?
I mean, everyone knows you're not allowed to call them "Mongs" or ny derivative thereof anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
# That's fucking ace!
Where's the love for this?

Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks love machine
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)
# The REAL reason paris was released.

"Sure thing Miss Hilton! As long as you keep helping me write ma speeches! And uhhh yeah other stuff too..."

(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# *edit*
Thanks for that :)
Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# :D I think I fixed it
Sorry bout that B3teans... is that what you guys are called? :P
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# b3tards generally ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# but we prefer b3tans
b3tards are so...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I prefer b3tans too
but Rob prefers b3tards because b3tans sounds defeatist. What does he think b3tards sounds like then?

There is only one answer. FIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# We prefer to be called little people
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:34, archived)
# You did indeed
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Yeah
I know I've been a member for three years... but I haven't really made many posts. Infact ive made none in about 2 or so years.
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Its......so......big
ITS BLOCKING OUT THE SUN!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *passes the KY*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# It'd need a whole lot of anus to get that in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# *fetches arse-stretcher*
Can be arranged!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Look, is much as I'd like to
there is no way I can get 1500 pixels worth in there.
Its just not possible
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *warms hands*
We'll see...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *registers "newgoatse.cx"*
*prepares video camera*
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# *opens bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# sweet shuddering buggerfuck!
this is insufferably large.

please make it smaller.

Edit: has she been released again?

/only recently got up blog

Edit: thank you. my retinas have stopped bleeding now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# urr?
this doesn't clarify anything.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Fuck me backwards with assorted fashionable kitchen utensils
Hello new person. Your picture is lovely but please make it smaller so we can love it all the more.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# hand whisk from Heal's?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Nigella Lawson's Colander
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# sideways?
*winces*
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Good crikey no
Are you insane?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Ever so slightly, Mr Ostrich
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ken Hom's Wok


Backwards
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# *polishes silverware*

brace yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# New 3 years ago.
Seems as though this is someone who never learned.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Super lurkers count as new to me
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# btw
www.b3ta.com/board/7297883
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Oh thank you
I was thinking of the other guy. Comedian, slightly raspy voice, bit fat, brown hair. Can't remember his name now. Alan something?

And yeah, I'll sort your pic out at lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hiya love.
Guess what? I locked my phone in our practice barn last night.

I am a PILLOCK.

In other news, tesco finest belgian chocolate milkshake is possibly the nicest liquid ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# i concur, you are a pillock.
what, nicer than whale spunk?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Hard to believe, but yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# good golly miss molly!
if it weren't for my Tescos allergy I'd rush out and buy loads AT ONCE.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# my best mate when I was 10 was sent in and grounded by his mum for saying Pillock
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# was his mum a skirting board bleaching mentalist?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# strangely, I never met her
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# *pokes*
Ning miss.

Yes, belgian chocolate milkshake ftw.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Ning duckie!
It's AMAZING.

I'm dressed like a goth today.

Well, black and purple.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Practice BARN?
Insanely jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)
# It's cold in winter, hot in summer, full of spiders
But dear shuddering fuck, the acoustics are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Full of spiders...
That seems somehow appropriate..
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# The barn next to it is full of bats.
They don't seem to mind the huge noise though.

And we really do make a huge noise. I blame a combination of Spector active bass and fucking big Hartke 4x12. RUMBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:11, archived)
# me too
I HAVE Nowhere to plug my Marshall in
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# I bought a new phone yesterday
It is blue. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Oooooh
I want my phone back, it was black and green! (Loves black and green, does I)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Bollocks
Channel Islands=No Tesco

I'll never get to taste the nectar of the gods

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! loonybean giving as good as he gets since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# But you do live in beautiful surroundings.
Albeit full of the French.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)
# OH SWEET JESUS IN A BASKET MADE FAMOUS BY MOSES ON ABIKE WITH A DIRTY BIG RIP IN HIS TOGA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING.... ARE YOU EXTREMELY SHORT SIGHTED?
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# yes.
yes I am.
and I can still see it without my thick specs on.

from the other side of the room.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
#
room universe
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ok you are redeemed :D
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# aahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the real reason my bandwidth got capped

hello there, perhaps you and the FAQ would like to do a special cuddle?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Aww special Cuddle...
Does that mean lullyness, sweetness and light.. Or dry and Sandy weeping Bum 'fun'?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# the latter.
every time.
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Ahhhh...
*Hides KY*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Arf!
I'd like to "cuddle" YOUR "faq".
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Jesus FUcking Christ!
This makes my monitor creek and teeter!
(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# BIGG0R!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Oops uhhh
Was that massive for everyone else too?
Uhh sorry im a bit of a noob.
(allthefarkenusernamesaretaken Energizer bunny arrested! Charged with battery., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I LOVE YOUR BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# It's OK
Resize your picture (file size as well as pixel size - should be under 50K).

Then click 'edit' under your post and replace the picture with the smaller one.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# You've been a member of b3ta for over 3 years!
And yes, it's fucking HUGE.

Please resize it, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# handy hint:
if you have to scroll 3 pages to the right to see the edge of your picture
resize it. resize it hard. twice.

edit: aaaaaahhh. isn't that so much better?
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# fuck off and resize it you nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I can't make that out, could you make it
BIGGER!
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
# arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:56, archived)
# aaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Hi sexy
How are you?

Why aren't you here?
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# i have loads to do
and a meeting with the chief safety officer on site this afternoon so i want to get lots done. i am struggling with exposure limits for various chemicals as i have a load of stuff from 'merca that needs to be in european and its boring me to tears.
and i need a wee.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Have the wee first
Good luck with it all!

Me and him miss you. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
# we will try and come and see you soon.
i will persuade sarah to let us go...

and i have just emptied my bladder.
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:08, archived)
# what they all said ^^
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# the clangers are complaining
that George Bush is now obliterating their view of the great wall of China.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Woo *

* optimisation ftw ,faq ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:57, archived)
# oh dear.....
How I miss my 24" monitor from home when viewing this oversized pic :(
(Scotteh, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# THE EARTH IS SINKING! PLEASE THROW YOUR IMAGE OVERBOARD!

Edit: Thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I hate to join in with everyone else
but

AAAAARGGGHHH

EDIT: Size reduces, now I can say woo! to the pic :) nice shoppage
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Huge posts.... They mostly come at night... mostly
edit: nicely resized fella, so have a woo for the shoppage :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ahh, more evidence for my SCIENCE!

edit: point taken
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:02, archived)
# A 220k animation pointing out a huge image
How ironic
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:31, archived)
# A shop just down the road, not been in, I guess they just sell Mongs.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# or
defective almonds?
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# durka durka mohammed jihad!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# 1,2,3,4
I declare a holy war..



*Fatwas*
(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:01, archived)
# My local evening emporium is called Aldisco
*Boogies*
(Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Poor Poor Al...
*Shakes Head Sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Take on me....
Take me on...

I'll be gone

(I too have soiled myself with this chicanery)
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)
# in a day or TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"that morten harket, he make me damp in my special places"
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# These are great :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:52, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! likeajackhammer, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Ha ha
I am very liking these.
(I helped save b3ta! Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Dont really understand teh compo but have this anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Messiah LFG
no lamerz
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 10:46, archived)

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