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Photo I had to fix.

One of my work mates wanted this done for him. Thought I might post it as I think I did a good job.

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nastybadger, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Good work!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

nice work

but you might've given him a fecking croissant! Arf!

EDIT: and it's only fair that I point out that it's a tadge large C];0)
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

he looks too sophisticated for the wine/croissant combo

perhaps a G&T and a bagel?

or a scotch and a breadstick?

edit: on closer inspection of smug bastard, it is a wineglass, but may be filled with orange juice.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

hahahaha!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

hehe that's what I thought too :)

To the OP: nice resto :)

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Ratsta, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:37, archived)

you did!

well done.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

fuck me! that's rather skillfully done

although you forgot to restore the little dog

edit: that rip looks a lot like a sort of ghostly monster

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

It reminds me of

Clouseau!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:51, archived)

Good job!

very good.

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Cae1, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

thats damn fine work!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

top work!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Fix it?

But he's no longer staring at a trans-dimensional horror! Where's the fun in that?

Well done though, you could clearly work for the FBI helping them cover up various evidences!

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

oo that's very good

esp the shadows

you could have given him a croissant and a newspaper though

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Good work

Where's the croissant?

(kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Thats great!

When I did some work experience at this art shop/printers I had to fix a photo like that the best I could in 10 mins for a party (some goveners brithday, large old photo of him as a kid). Did a good job, better than I thorght.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

excellent job

but he needs a nemesis

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

You did a great job

You should do this for money.

*offers crumpled old pictures and a wad of cash*

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Wow.

Excellent work!

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Monty Propps, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

thats shite....

all you've done is taken a decent photo and ripped it!

you think we're stoopid :D

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

nice one

If that were me, it would have been 'photo I had to crop' :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

That is

some top fixing!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

good work

photoshop actualy used for one of the purposes it was intended for, quite rare round these parts

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

that's what it's for?

You learn something new every day.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

WOO!

this a vere good job.

you should be well proud.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Very impressive indeed.

Tell everyone you did it in MS Paint and they'll be sick with rage at your talent. :)

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

or Excel

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

Haha

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

works for me!

Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

i dont have ms paint for some reason

i miss it so

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)

Speaking from the perspective of one who has nothing else...

you're not missing much... really.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

ace

but where's the croissant and smug grin?

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

Seriously

That's some hot 'shopping.

(pedanticnazi#10389561, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

Not bad at all.

The only thing that stands out to me is the table leg nearest the cameraman, at the bottom. It looks a bit jagged.

(Roll Fizzlebeef enjoys a good Cleveland Steamer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:04, archived)

I'd love to do a version leaving the rip and erasing the bloke

but I ain't got time

Well done though, nice bit of work there and stuff.

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Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:30, archived)

It's my B3taday!

To celebrate I have concocted this masterwork featuring a rollerbooted tonguecake molesting some sort of early 80s oompa loompa in toight pants

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Happy b3taday!

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Cae1, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

^ this

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Rollerskates!

Happy b3taday!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

have a very merry b3taday!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappyb3tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

harpy b3taday!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

Birthday cake rape!

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

flappy b3taday!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

B3tadaaaaaaaay!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Happy b3taday!

I like the pic

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:49, archived)

Happy B3taday VMOS!

but alas cake, i have not!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

Pun for Mr Ives! Pun for Mr Ives!

Anyone who points out that I nicked this off ISIHAC is a poo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

arrrgghhh :thud:

Death by pun

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

You nicked that

from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue...
Good taste Sir!

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

*points and laughs*

you didn't read the Brian text! Hover over the pic!
not you, your mouse pointer!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

Oh soddit

*steps into the poo suit*

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Brian text...?

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

arf!

thanks uncle, i feel marginally better...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Hee hee !

Oh deary, only just seen this !

*hugs*

How's you mi luv ?

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rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)

Wotcha!

Guess what!? I'm STILL coughing! I woke up at 02:30 again last night and nearly lost a lung!
bleeeeee! *huggles*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:45, archived)

Arrrgh Noooo !

Have you been back to Herr Doktor ?

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rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

yeah

it's a virus, it'll clear up
Bah! bloody 9 weeks!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:00, archived)

9 WEEK VIRUS ?????????

What sort of a "virus" is that ?

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rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:05, archived)

dunno

Anyhoo, how's you?

All Braw!?
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:15, archived)

Yes ta hon

not 3 bad at all :)

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rabbitz, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:16, archived)

couldn't get it out of my head

www.b3ta.com/board/7310350

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

BEST! HANGOVER! CURE!

EVARR! Woo!
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Why is this so funny?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

genius

but it's made me ravenously hungry.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

^this.

No breakfast and no promise of lunch makes wasted a sad boy indeed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

shite

apart from a scary meeting and no food, how's it going?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Not too bad other than a bad back from the weekend.

Apparently Brain_Error is going to post a picture of me doing the "Kawaii" pose later on...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

haha

I'll look forward to that with relish.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

i might have my tangerine ealry

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Tangerines rock my world.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

pleeeeaaaaaase make this in real life

pleeeaaaaase!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

Wooness :)

Morning everyone. I have my wonderful meeting to discuss my career today...

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

ning WI

how'd it go?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

have, not had . . .

I suspect it's not happened yet . . .
good luck!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

*reads again*

bloody hands/brain/eyes

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

It's this afternoon.

"a meeting to discuss issues with your performance and absence levels which are leading me to contemplate action which may lead to the termination of your employment".

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

C]:0\

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

ah shit,

i hope it goes ok for you mate.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)

Hopefully it'll be ok.

I had a chat with the HR lady yesterday and she said that she had to specify that it could theoretically lead to firing me because they have to stress the importance of the meeting.
I have been a lot better with everything the last couple of months so hopefully that will stand me in good stead.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

*crosses everything*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Hello

Good luck.

Just out of curiousity, do they have a valid case or are they just being wankers?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

They have a partially valid case.

If you look at my performance two to three months ago, they definitely had a case - but since then I've improved hugely, so hopefully this will result in my employment being confirmed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

Good luck

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)

Thanks mate :)

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)

mornin'

you'll show'em alright :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

I bloody hope so.

If they terminate my contract I'm royally screwed.

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wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Good luck mon ami...

Give 'em hell. That is, the kind of hell that means you keep your job...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

i'd OD because scotch eggs are so damned tasty!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

yes me too

liver failure and constipation would be a terrible way to die.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

haha you win

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

hahahah

market this now!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Brilliantly done

but disgusting

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

ning Pachey

disgusting indeed - I hate eggs, so I'd steer well clear

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

I love eggs

but Scotch eggs are the food of Satan himself.

Even the veggie ones.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)

EGGGGGG!!!!

You sir are a God among men.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

office lol

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)

Hallo peeps.

What should I draw the'day?

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

hello, tits!

I mean, hamster.

edit: Tabletop animals? Tiny giraffes supping from cups of tea, while lions stalk them from behind the cover of condiments.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

There's a hamster?

Where?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

lodged betwixt her breasts

i believe

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

Shirley that's the next frame?

We want animation!

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

quick get it out

gently now

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

this

absolutely 100% tabletop animals.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:53, archived)

Jelly Skyscraper

toilet portal

or

quicksand

'ning!
*wayves*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

'ning Uncle

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

Wotcha!

Fancy a pun? I've got one all lined up . . .
hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

oh yes please!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

'lo Dave

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

'ning!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

A Coffee Addicted Scarlet

mm.. coffee

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

Coffee for Scarlet?

.......baaaad idea.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Hahaha!

She should stick to jooos!
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

aah.. right

Was forgotten that one.
Then i suggest :

Pip playing peeping tom in girls locker room.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

A small shack on the edge of a crumbling cliff in horrible weather

outside sit a pair of OAP's in deckchairs, who stubbornly refuse to accept that a) they're not on holiday and b) the cliff is about to give way.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

Hello JJ

Where've you been?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

Paddling around in Yorkshire.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Oh yea?

Was it fun? What exactly is in Yorkshire?
Puddings?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

Whitby.

.....but it was taking on water when I left it. Dunno if it's still there......

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

paddling in puddings FTW!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Darcey!

and Elizabeth Bennet! (Colin Firth version please)

What can I draw today? I'm trying to draw stuff again, i'll die if I don't.

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

the Right Way, the Wrong Way and the Tony Way

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

inanimat objects come alive

with sexy results.

Toilets with curves in all the right places and a cistern rack that wouldn't look out of lace on Page 3 of the sun.

a wardrobe with a 10 inch waist and a massive chest of drawers.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

this

with the lacey cisterns

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

Sounds like a Victoriana fetish to me

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Thor's Sexay hammer!

C];0p

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

eh?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

Scarlet

pondering the meaning of existence, and the benefits of a Marxist society. Whilst reading Nuts magazine, and feeling wholly dissatisfied with its contents.

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Rincewind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

Space Giraffe

really

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

there you go

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

HAHAHA :D

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

Top Job

Satisfied

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Your mind scares me sometimes

Do you have MSN messenger?

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

MSN whatnow?

i have ICQ, but don't use it regularly anymore...

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

Damn

Cos I'm going to need someone with Flash skillz over the course of next year

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

DETAILS!

/flash maniac blog

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)

Well Its mostly for my dissertation

Its going to be an interactive learning flash thing to teach something or other.

I'll gazz you sooner about more details

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)

ah, okay

I hope I can help :)

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:36, archived)

nearly . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

that's no moon!

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pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

combined giantess and furries pr0nz. I like it.

(Baggypants - The Trousered Avenger, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)

how about a $5 note!

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

by $ i mean £

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)

a house for me to stay in for a month.

or something with a bikini on. or the sexy ginger viking lady.

Sincerely yours,

Mr. Johnson.

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Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)

How do

denizens reproduce? Do they divide as in Fantasia?

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:34, archived)

Mitosis.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:40, archived)

That suggests

they split into two on their own. Do they require food for this? I think we need to know!

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:09, archived)

Leonard

building a machine to get himself home!

(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:41, archived)

This!

poor leonard...

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Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 12:00, archived)

boobies

hidden behind a boob tube

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Frumbert has no sig, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)

He's always been on the large size

Even as a child he was big

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

Who?

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

Alf

I think...

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Bernard Manning.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

Well in that case

He stole that t-shirt! It's quite clearly got Alf's name on it!

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cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

I wouldn't put it past him

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Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

I would

he'd have a lot of digging to do.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

Manning not included

'ningles all

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

eh?

nice tagging though

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

i do not understand this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

I think he meant 'your' not 'you're'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

I thought he was just being hatstand.

I am too much of a pedant.

*hangs head*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

Apostrophe usage is overratted...

as is spelling

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

+Correct

~~overratted~~ essential.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:55, archived)

It's just...

... um... nanny state...

um... look a badger with a gun...

*runs*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)

You appear to have put more effort into tagging than into adding tails

although woo for bureaucracy.

At a local school they built a disabled shower unit with an 8" step and the disabled lavatory, whilst having a wide door for wheelchair access, could not be reached without passing through doors which were not suited for wheelchairs (i.e. too thin) - I cannot imagine that their mer-pool was up to standard either.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)

maybe they hated disabled people

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

when i worked at Staffs Uni,

the two toekn disabled lecturers (one blind, one in a wheelchair) shared an office on the 3rd floor, in the back corner. furthest away from any fire exits. nice.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)

Got me stumped Joe

'nings though!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)

mornin' all

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

hahaha

WOO!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

bernard manning? dead?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

Yup

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

You can tell he's not joking

because people are laughing.

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

you really need to get a tv... or even a bloody radio...

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

the B3ta News Network is always faster at delivering the news

BNN 1 - BBC 0

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)

i was being a touch sarcastic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)

oh right... :D

i ..... knew..... all along.... :-/

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

zomg

www.b3tards.com/

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)

someone rolled him back into the thames

(

Ratsta, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 11:39, archived)

When rohypnol just won't do it

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

tapirs!

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

Yes it does somewhat...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

*reticent about checking image buttsex.jpg*

pfft :)

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

oh... sorry... erm... what i meant to say was...

TOAP
*whinge* *whinge* *whinge* *moan*

*posts Text on a Picture or some such variation*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

it's a 'motivational poster' thing about anal sex

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

Can i put this here?

I made her iris from a pic of the earth

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

WOO!

i thought the original looked like a polar ice cap.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)

a couple of people said

it looked like an island of some sort. that's what gave me the idea

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

I like this ^

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

the difference is subtle, yet striking

now all it needs to do is rotate
and for the 1985 bbc logo to appear below

then a smug oxbridge type can tell us what's on bbc2 while the antiques roadshow is on on 1

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

nah

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

"and now on BB2 'your life in their hands' this week looks the 2 people undergoing experimental treatment into neuro-urology"

"this programme has scenes of surgery and wee-wee from the beginning"

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

hah

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)

well yes, that's a nice way to ask I suppose.

personally I prefer "Ooops, wrong one, sorry. Mind if I keep going tho?"

and yes the pic is appropriate - insert "brown eye" comment here

(wallynothere rnot without protection, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

Verity?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)

Yes - she did the same(ish!)

Verity's image, not mine

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)

"double-barrel" ?

;)

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

Ning!

How are you, you delightful bunch of reprobates?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

*glees*

*does the under the dance*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

*goes underneath the dancehalls floorboard*

*does*

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

you dropped this

sea

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Takes quite something to drop the sea...

Riverghost is God AICMFP

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

5p?

that rhymes

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Hey! I'm a poet...

and I didn't...

no, I can't do it. Finishing that sentence is too awful to contemplate.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

*strips you of 'street' status*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

Nooooooooooooo!

*pops fedora in mule*

Look, I can be street... honest...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

how can you drop a whole sea?

grrr *wipes wee*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

Tee he he heee

*offers Bounty kitchen roll*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

*mutinies*

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

*lashes*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

billions upon billions of tons of liquid is quite difficult to hold

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

i dunno though

i've got a fairly big bucket

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

harr harr

you said "bucket"

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

pimhole

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

'lo Pzykes

How've you been?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

I too have wondered this

please answer

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

The timer starts....

NOW!
tick
tick
tick
tick

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

Hooray, I'm popular!

/Zoidberg :)

Been on holiday the last 1 1/2 weeks, nothing special.
I did some work around the house, visited the parents and had a 10-year-A-levels anniversary.

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

it's been ten years since i started university

(obviously, i'm not STILL at university)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

it's been ten years since I got married

(obviously, i'm not STILL married)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

Its been 10 years since I was 11 years old

(obviously, i'm not STILL 11 years old)

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

it's beeen 15 years

since it was 10 years since I was 11
I wish it still was

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

Oh noes! Maths!

*Head asplodes*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)

lol soddit

you beat me to it :P

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

it's been ten years since I was twelve

(obviously, i'm not STILL twelve)

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

1 minute quicker!

Checkmate

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

*gobbles king*

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

one of my friends just graduated... after about 12 years O_o

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

it's been 10 years since I started at university

and I AM STILL AT UNIVERSITY! AS A STUDENT!

(obviously, not the same uni...)

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

unless you are the size of a planet

with your own graviational pull.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

graviational?

is that a fancy word for gravy-like?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

apparently

there is a siberian tribe whose language has the -sig suffix for "smells like".

I think this should be adopted, so that "toastsig" can be a word.

Er...there was a sequiteur there somewhere.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

sandi tokvsig

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

*shudders*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)

I'm eating toast right now

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

wuss!

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

I worked on GQ2 one of the weird edited and headfucky bits is done

and looks like 8 seconds of awesome

how're you

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Not bad, ta

I'm on day 2 of my week off work, and I managed to not get up before 9am. Hoorah!

Also, I have coffees and toasts. Yum.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

/jealous

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

if it's any consolation,

I'm spending my week off at home. On b3ta. So really, it's doing what I do at work, but at home.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

grand

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

grumpy

as usual

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

*hugs*

Don't be a grump, you'll only get hugged by everyone if you do.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

that would be a good thing

selling houses is stressful, mainly cos you don't get chance to pursue your hobbies

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

unless your hobby is fleecing people

*hides under the stairs*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

Unless your hobby

is selling houses.

Still, at least you get to b3ta, right?

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

at work, yes

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

there must be a niche for a ukelele estate agent

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:44, archived)

"I live in a ukulele

I do not believe I interfere with the tone of the ukulele when it is in use"?

That type of thing?

(I don't expect anyone to unnerstand that).

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

I'm glad I don't

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

not quite, but it'll do

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

*headbutts*

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

'ning

what a lovely picture

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

Ta!

That's how I envision life under the sea.

I don't think I'd like to live there, though. My toast would get all soggy.

(

wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

damn :(

cant see it due to college computers being gay. 'ning all.

(

Cae1, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:49, archived)

hooray

paintmash tuesday.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

I'm not a reprobate

Lovely picture.

Good morning everyone.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:55, archived)

'Ning miss

all well?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:57, archived)

Hello

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

why ever not?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

My face hurts

that's all

The rest of me is fine.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:01, archived)

whats wrong?

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

Would hot chocoalte and a croissant help?

And a big hug?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)

That's your answer to everything

It is a good one.

Yes, thank you, please be round with them in ten minutes.

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)

I've popped them in an envelope.

The courier will be around in nine.

His name is Hans and he shoul be able to provide ample huggage, but if not:

*hugs*

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)

'ning pachey

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

Hello

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

'lo patchey

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:59, archived)

It doesn't have a 't' (it's not pronounced like that).

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:00, archived)

Hmm

I'm not sure why I even put a t in there.

Incidentally, how is it pronounced?

*edit* omg, my spelling is all of the spazzies today

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)

It is a common mistake

cos most people pronounce it 'Patchy'.

correct pronounciation is 'pay-chee'

But I will answer to pretty much anything, as long as it's not (too) rude. :)

(Pachey, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)

Well I woke up this morning...

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

Surely she'd have bigger leg muscles with feet that big!?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

haha!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

..and i had to laugh

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

'ning bruv

mictoboy's had her

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

up the arse

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

No wonder she's sitting like that then

She don't want to sh*t herself

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

*plays 12 bar blues*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

I wouldn't like a foot-wank off her

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

liar!

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

meh

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

must be a lot of water in there...

woo!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

would

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)

IVV

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Great work

IVV?

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

In Vino Veritas

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

Thought i recognised the pic

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

oo that's come on a treat

nice eyelashing and shadowage

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

cheers me old china

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

EyeVV!

'ning!

(

pzyko Query failed., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

'ning

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

wow!

great work!!
'ning minker

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

'ning Benjy

and ta

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

top vectorage

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:35, archived)

but it's not vectored

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

nice work fella

very cool

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

cheers

you were right about using your own colours too. much better results

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

yup

i found that out when i first started doing them, cos i couldn't find the eyedropper tool

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:42, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thats nice.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

Ooooooooo

That's lovely that is...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

thank you kindly.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

that

is just beautiful. Why can't I vector?

Also, is she looking at Antarctica?

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

it's not vectored

and i dunno

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:39, archived)

'lo minky

Nice eye! Looks like a wee little island

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

'ning KW

cheers matey.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:46, archived)

Sorry it's a little rough, windows paint at work again!

A stella vista baby!

(WarezWolf I share my birthday with William Shatner, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

oh fuck

It's Tuesday again isn't it ;)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

it's within guidelines

just cos you don't like it, there's no need to be a cunt

edit: by which, of course, i mean 'hello sexpants! *smoosh*'

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

This^

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

yay!

b3ta.com/board/7310319

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

huzzah!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

Jesus

You were really born someones dad weren't you!!!

EDIT: by which, of course, I mean 'ningles matey.:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

i envisage my first heart attack will occur within the next 8 years

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

I knew someone who had one at 24

he was one stressed bunny

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

I knew someone who had a stroke at 18.

He would have been fine but he went on to become a coke addict and had a massive one again last
year. Apparantly he'll never be able to work again.
Bastard still owes me fifty quid.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:38, archived)

mates daughter had a stroke last week....

12 years old. thats harsh.

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

fuck

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:45, archived)

almost exactly a year since he had his stroke

(he's 42)

(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

yeh - Bradley's

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

Jesus was born all of our Dads

*christofies*

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

it's well within the guidelines

and it's funny

YOU LOSE ON TWO COUNTS!

(

GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

damn those guidelines!

they suffocate us all!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

Run that by me again?

*edit* I get it now. Terminator 2 ref for the RISsers

Not bad

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

I have immense shoulder pain.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

How has that come to pass, dear wheely?

Strained it?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

Yes.

But by normal, everyday actions.

This living business is very dangerous. They ought to do something.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

Ouch,

Hope it doesn't cause too much discomfort

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

ibuprofen and paracetamol can be taken at the same time without risk

although you shouldn't take ibuprofen on an empty stomach

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

Really?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

tis true

another 100% true fact...

the packet of Ibroprufen that costs 32p does exactly the same thing as the Nurofen that costs £3.20.

Same with paracetamol

Chemicals is chemicals!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

^this

you'd think they'd invent an ibuprofen pill that contains food - such as a scotch egg

IBUPROFEGG

then you wouldn't have to worry about finding food to eat it with

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

my God - this has legs!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

an egg with legs?

*worries*

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

www.gifs.net/Animation11/Animals/Chickens_and_Turkeys/Egg_with_legs.gif

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

*fears*

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:40, archived)

You my friend are a genius*

*possibly an idiot :)

(

cooler_king That's no moon!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

Haha

'ning

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:41, archived)

Ha ha ha

Just lace the trotters / testicles / snouts with it.

You sir are a genius.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:34, archived)

oh god

argggh

*spangs*

pffft

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

haha dear god

punnage

also, that baby looks about 38

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

haha

I bet he's called Keith

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

oooooo k

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

took me tooooooooooooo long

and it couldn't have been made any easier.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

'ning!

(

Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

haha

the greater of two weevils

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

hahahaha

woo!

(

Damien's Hearse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:37, archived)

'ning

I love weevil puns

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:43, archived)

haha

nice : )

(

FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:50, archived)

Funny!

Tis good!

(

Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:47, archived)

it burns but i like it

woo and yay and a *click* for good measure!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)

now with little ones....

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

I... what the?... that's..

Ace.

What a joyous start to the day.

'ning all!

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:14, archived)

'lo broomz

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

'lo Weasel!

Nice use of 'z' - it makes me appear 'street' and dangerous.

I like it.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

is that Street in Somerset then?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

Yaaaarrrrr

that be roight moi lovely.

'Ow be... this is silly.

How's you this fine and summery morning?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

Yo Broomz!

I'm really really tired for some reason. I went to bed early last night and seemed to have a full night's sleep. I am even working from home all week

A morning of coffee should do the trick. I might even get dressed at some point!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

Ha ha

Ooooh I remember the days of 'working' from home...

It's worth getting dressed at some point though, just to avoid the disgust when someone gets home to find you still en dressing gown...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

It also gives an element of speed to your name

"Broom" sounds bulky. the Z is like adding racing stripes

BROOOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:20, archived)

I like the cut of your jib...

Like adding stripes and a random number:

Keyboard =82= Weasel

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:21, archived)

'ning zonic!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)

'ello Ives!

are you de-lurking yourself today?

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:27, archived)

yeah.

i may as well at least pretend to be happy....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

Awwww man....

Right...

I think a day of intensive hugging and smooshing for you then...

*hugs in a manly way*

*smooshes*

*feels awkward*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

hey!!!

leave awkward alone!!!
you're supposed to ebe feeling me...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Sorry, all these new users...

It gets confusing sometimes...

Why just the other day I felt embarrased, shamed and humiliated - it was an unintentional orgy...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

Just bottle up all those feelings

then release them at an inappropriate time in your late 50's

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:30, archived)

in public

with a gun

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

Or at a daughters 18th birthday party...

By proudly anouncing to the room your intention to go off for a swift wank - thereby mortifying the child in front of her peers.

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:36, archived)

sounds like a personal memory here

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:48, archived)

I... no... YOU CAN'T HURT ME ANY MORE!!!

*puts hand over ears*

_{_{it's not really happening, it's not really happening, it's not really happening....}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:52, archived)

thats what i do.

just push it all down....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:32, archived)

there's another

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

*puts on grave dancing shoes*

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

my uncle died yesterday too

BM's demise made up for it a little

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

every cloud and all that.

'Ning

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

ning thundergod

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

EDIT: OK, that didn't work, I'll settle for a simple 'hello'

トール元気ですか。

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

you can get ointment for that

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

are you speaking in the machine language of a condenser unit?

*calls C3PO*

edit: fancy characters don't work in the subject - they often do in the message body though

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:29, archived)

Possibly...

I thought I'd try my hand at Japanese...

It appears I'm left handed...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

ニング！

EDIT:＾this says ”ニング！” apparently.

元気じゃない。Exam looming. In English. :/

(

cynicist couldn't get rid of the comma on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:54, archived)

zoom zom zoom

have another woo!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

that's the last thing you want to happen during a shag

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:18, archived)

'ning micto

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

'lo!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

this is woo

so there.

P.s. I bet someone has a go at you for not adding this to the original thread instead of making a new one, but you may have a woo-based quality buffer in place.

(

Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:19, archived)

I *was* going to suggest that

but then I refluffed.

I might need some toast now

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

hehe

i nearly did make a comment about that, but i'm trying to be less miserable today

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:23, archived)

I declare today to be

Cheer Up Mictoboy Tuesday!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

i give it til lunch time.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:26, archived)

pre-emptive mind pissage

(likeajackhammer, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

What.....like the in the back of a volkwagon

(Mr Yellow dosen't eat snow., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)

Oh I like that.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)

This is all kinds of cool!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

wow that's ace

is this how little beetles are made?

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

cor

this is superb

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

the love bugs.....

call the police someone!!
think of the children!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

Far out and groovy!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

miscegenation!

hurray!

edit: i bet dave's jacking off to this. good night, all!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

blimey, i've just logged on and already i've had to look something up.

ning all.

can we please keep today nice and simple, think of the old folk.
and woo to shagging beetles.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)

erroneous lycanthropy

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)

My mistake, he's just extremely hairy*.

ARRRROOOOOOOO!

* preternaturally hirsute

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

GOOD EVENING.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

ARRRRGHHHH!

Just when I'm finally leaving, you show up.

HERE'S TO YOUR FUCK, GRONKPAN. TIL NEXT TIME.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

FINE.

NEXT TIME, RAPITINUI, NEXT TIME.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:01, archived)

BYE!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

HELLO

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

HOLA!

Cristiano Pescaderia y sus hijos tienen hambre

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

La cogida bien los alimenta, las conchas de gimoteo.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

hahaha!

now that took me some working out.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:56, archived)

haha top

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)

cor!

they'll have a grey one!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:51, archived)

or a ginger one

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

arf

ning Savoury

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

ning freeber

how did your house move go? Do you miss the newsagent in your garden?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:54, archived)

I do miss him yes

but now I have squirrels, mice and Pheasant and about 3000 frogs in the garden

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

hurrah

You have your own zoo!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

absolutely brilliant!

*click* Dak Daks forever - woo & yay!

(

Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:53, archived)

Sorry TJ: I had to buy them. Am I the only one to notice this at Sainsburys?

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:55, archived)

what?

breakfast cereal? no it's been around for ages.

'ning.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)

'loes!

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)

hello meester

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

silly dbroon

The magazine rack behind the cereal!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:12, archived)

i'm not sure what's supposed to be wrong with them?

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)

Complete the following phrase

Woo, yay and...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

Mmmmm

Chocolate

(

Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)

ooooh!

i thought there was supposed to be a goatse in it or something. or a cock.

(

Mr. Johnson, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

Well I suppose they could have called then

Chokky Sphincters!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:11, archived)

I'm sure i've seen this before.

but perhaps not animated.

anyway, woo.

'ning b3ta.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

ning db

are your injuries fully healed yet?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

the ones from football or from having my first cartoon all but ignored?

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

bit of both

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:00, archived)

yeh they're both fine. the eye is back to normal but my nose still hurts a bit and I'm in a better mood today. Rawkin out with the band last night seemed to release a bit of tension, as well as slightly damaging my voice.

Nice of you to ask Mr Mighty

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

ah that's ok

I am feeling particularly fluffy today cos:

a) I'm 'working' at home
b) my missus is coming home today

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:07, archived)

the nonanimated version

is a real-life sculpture

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)

thought it might be.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

Wonderful!

woo

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

Sexytime!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

that's nice

woo

(pdjpdj, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:04, archived)

Arf!

Nice buggery.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

Nice pic!

And also great quote

"He wanted to do you somewhere uncomfortable"

(Alexander Graham Smell, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:15, archived)

Nice Mallrats reference..

(

stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:26, archived)

The horror.. the horror...

link to sensationalist garbage here:

www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=462941&in_page_id=1879

(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:32, archived)

oh no! feral milfs!

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)

Doesn't that imply

you would?

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)

i lie.

mylf doesn't look right and may not be accurate. molf seems silly ('o' being 'others').

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

yow

do people actually read the Daily Mail?

and why isn't there an option for 'Douglas Bader' in the best legs poll?

I demand SATISFACTION

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)

Well originally the one on the left...

Had the surname Wapshott, sounds like you've already had your satisfaction...

(

Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:16, archived)

The Mail

is a source of unending and unintentional comic delight. I recommend it.

(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:28, archived)

Argh!

Teh artifacts!

You need some giffage, not jpeggage.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)

It's that or

the size Nazis jump on me.

(Roger Darce sold his birthright for a mess of pottage, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:17, archived)

shirley these young men are all nerdy virgins to consent to shag

someone old enough to be their mums!
they should be out getting the young fillies!
'NING B3TA.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)

ning ivesy

you feelin better today?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

not really. but i'll make an effort.

i don't want to be this again today;

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

'ning Ives

Ms. weasel is a year older than me

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

Mrs ivesb is 5 years older than me...

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

Wow, older ladyfriends isn't as uncommon as I first thought.

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)

Subconsciously we want to be mothered....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

Mrs Freebs is a year older than me

ning Ives!

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

*high fives*

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

yo freebs!

www3.barnesy.org/board/7310204

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:42, archived)

heheh

Ms Nibus is 3 years younger than me

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:45, archived)

you young scallywag!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:46, archived)

Mrs Saver is 3 years younger than me too!

B3ta SugarDaddy club

Mrs Trellis is the ultimate sugard lady b3tan though

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:52, archived)

Mrs Standot is ten yrs older than me

Still doesn't beat trelly's record!

/joins in

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

You toyboy

Whats trelly's record?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:58, archived)

I think Mr Trellis is 14 years older

she's 23 (I think) which means he's about my age and one very lucky bastard.

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:59, archived)

nah, she's 32

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:02, archived)

wow that must make him erm..

62
59
52
*gets calculator*
56!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:08, archived)

blimey

I was getting ~~a bit worried~~ smug about being +8 to batsgirl :)

(

evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:09, archived)

mr b3th is 29 years older than me

I win teh internets!!!!

(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)

Hahaha

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:57, archived)

Pffft!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

this is what'll happen if father finds out

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

\o/

Love it. No, really! He does.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:24, archived)

*shudder*

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:44, archived)

FEARSOME

"Young girls are starving themselves, whereas I am voluptuous"

/fat as fuck blog

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)

oh dear lord.

one of them had the name bacardi.

oh, and they munt, apart fromt he dark haired one , but she has a look of supernanny about her, which is always a no-no.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:31, archived)

me and my spiffing boss at work

we were so happy yesterday, he had a new PDA and i had a fanta

i wanted to share the joy

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:25, archived)

I can't imagine my boss doing that.

Edit: Oh hang on, the boss is the one that looks stuffed?

Ah, That I can imagine my boss doing.

(

Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)

hahah joy

your boss is made of cartoon man

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)

This is simply creepy

(

TN, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)

angel! or devil! or angel! or devil!

boss looks stoned.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:28, archived)

hahaha that's his sophisticated look

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)

what's keeping his hair that shape?

creeeeeeeepy hair.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)

arf, he'll love that!

i think it's vitalite

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

'vitalite'?

is that swedish for semen?

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:32, archived)

i've just sent my boss the link to this thread

so i'll only say this, that hair transcends criticism

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:33, archived)

haha!

he's not my boss! loan the poor bastard a paper bag.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)

haha i can't wait to get into work now

something tells me i'm gonna have a busy day...

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

...and b3ta will be blocked from your computers.

heh.

(

postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

which one's which?

it's daft either way :)

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)

my boss is the extreme close up

i'm the bouncing idiot

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)

hooray

Is he scared by modern technology

His face looks frozen in a rictus of incredulous terror

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

nope didn't catch a word of that

but it sounds damn saucy!

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:32, archived)

like a pool of ketchup

having just noticed that the salsa is having an illicit liason with the Hollandaise in the condiments tray?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)

i was gonna say that next

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)

but were you going to point out the fact that

it's a poignant metaphor for the transendance of sublime rejection?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)

fuck yeah

(

sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)

I was

morning freebees

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

Good morning Mr Mediocre

I see that the blooms in your garden recognise the tranquilty of the essence of satirical laughter

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

Red sauces can be notoriously jealous.

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

Ha!

morning R

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)

NING!

I'm not even supposed to be here..

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

You are Simon Pegg!

AICMFP

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)

why thank you!

sorry what's "aicmfp"? wghmdmf

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)

And I claim my Forty Pies

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:36, archived)

ah sorry, will a kinder egg suffice?

and what's tga?

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)

The Great Architect

c'mon. keep up fella

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:40, archived)

oh right gotcha

i r teh n00bz0rX etc

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

no, that's TGA

secretly agrees

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)

I really wish we actually had famous b3tans on here

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:41, archived)

I'm famous!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)

I'M INSULTED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:50, archived)

*joys*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)

This creeps me out

morning all, just popped by before having to go into another boring presentation thingy

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:38, archived)

urgh

point out the ceiling as a subliminall image of kelp on it

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:47, archived)

pffft

funniest thread I've read in ages

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 9:03, archived)

Good (early) 'ning b3ta

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

OH, I'M ASKIN'.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)

OOOOOH! I'M TELLIN'!!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)

but what about the bird?

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:22, archived)

That question, I'll have to refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)

*steals lunch money*

*buys pizza*
*shoots at pesky ninja*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)

*STEALS PIZZA*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:25, archived)

i made pizza for dinner tonight.

it is good.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

WOAH! THAT'S GOOD PIZZA.

pizzatimepizza.blogspot.com

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:34, archived)

forb log!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:39, archived)

YES. IT IS FOR BLOG.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:43, archived)

shit, almost 4:00 am!

headed to beds. 'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:48, archived)

early ning to you too

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)

New sofa eh?

Did Martin Kemp get you a good deal?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:26, archived)

so true

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:29, archived)

He did actually

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)

'ning!

and soon, 'night!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:31, archived)

I saw some sort of hawk yesterday

Looked kinda like that (was on the bus, it was hovering and flew past).

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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)

Have this, morning people

Click for bigger (89KB)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:19, archived)

*feeds head*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)

Heh.

I only have.. this.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 19 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)

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