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#


While I'm here, can I spam this again? Free sex* for all donors.

*y pictures
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Thank fuck for that I hate toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)
# i like these
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Drain?!!
Pearost excuse! (woo btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA!
You are the greatest loon of our time
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:41, archived)
# *presses*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# damn you
was gonna photograph the washers at uni and do something similar
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:42, archived)
# seen this???
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMC7fLfh064
(pornstar, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hello mate
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:03, archived)
# hello
*mates*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# uh oh...
*runs for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# seen this
www.b3ta.com/links
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# it's fine.
as you were.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# seen this
FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:04, archived)
# only reference:
Can I post this great image/link that I found?

We are always happy to see new and cool links, but it's best to make sure we haven't seen it already by using this handy website. It can be a bit annoying when dozens of people all post a link to the same site on the same day (it does happen). The glassco.cx site can always be reached from the 'search' link at the top of the messageboard.


edit: oh and here:

How do I post links on the board?

Easy - you just need to type or paste the web address into your message and the board will magically make it a link for you.

If you really want to type the code yourself, this is it:

* this bit will show up in blue on the board

When typing the address, please make sure it begins with http:// otherwise it won't work properly.
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# yes but everybody knows the faq is hopelessly out of date
and therefore totally useless, so pointing n00bsters to it is a total waste of time



oh.

edit: anyway - since when did you become people's champion?

oh and hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/features/FAQLinks
There's a seperate one for the links board now.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# just pisses me off that people make rules up
and link to documents that don't contain their argument
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# OK then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Eyethankewe for that.
It pegs me off no end when I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:20, archived)
# I have now ! ! !
It was a total waste of the 14 seconds it took to watch ! ! !

Go away ! ! !
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# No, but I have now.
Thank you.

edit: Oh, Welcome, by the way!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# First of the day...
YOU LOVE IT.!!!

Hello new comer.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:07, archived)
# FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:09, archived)
# *scared*!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# ARGH!
needs more waggling finger, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Your wish is granted

I now own your soul
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:16, archived)
# i'm surprised i had one left.
i may be needing it back for social occasions...
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:26, archived)
# No worries
but I charge a rental fee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:28, archived)
# hello new person, please read our FAQ, cheers.
click your 'L' plate for easy FAQage.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:11, archived)
# What is it?
Hello new person, welcome to B3ta, make yourself at home.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Different attitudes to errors
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(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:59, archived)
# Hurrah
although: riding dishwasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:01, archived)
# THIS.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# long post is long
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Yay for Surrealism
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:02, archived)
# HAha!
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:05, archived)
# super! :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:15, archived)
# this
is fucking woooooooo!
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:02, archived)
# This post is full of epic and win.
(Junathan testing..., Sun 24 Jun 2007, 13:51, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# excellent!!!


EDIT: I loved that game! Have a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Arf..! Classic game.. :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# I endorse this mage
ENDORSING MAGE 100% COMPLETE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:06, archived)
# YES!
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Yay - blast from the past!



(Zarch)
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 21:08, archived)
# lol, but also, groan
i do remember playing that on the old archimedes
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)
# take time out from jihad and have a little fun...!


CFB

(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Haha
He's really enjoying that
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:36, archived)
# he does doesnt he!
it's my first attempt at ripping video to gif. i think it's worked out ok..?
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# More than OK, I would say!
:)
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:47, archived)
# :) thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:48, archived)
# brilliant
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! BIG FACE Time flies like the wind. Fruit flies like bananas, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# all
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# my candyflooooooooooooooossssssssss!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:38, archived)
# careful now
www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/22/six.flags.accident/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:39, archived)
# ouch
that must have stung a bit
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# woo pic btw
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:41, archived)
# why thankee
(I helped save b3ta! BrainsOnToast happily killing your pets since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Allah ack baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# ha ha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# haha *click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# Hehe
Marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:55, archived)
# That is brill
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 18:13, archived)
# wheeeeee!
he looks like he's having a jolly good time
(william_shatner, Mon 25 Jun 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Call the vet! It's gone mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# RUN
ya fecker
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Still moving at some speed though.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# FASTER!!! RUN FASTER!!!
Ahem.. and with that, have a good weekend folks

And WI - good luck on Monday with thae bastards! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# I thought it was today?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# they need more time to think about it apparently...
either that or I've missed something while I was catching up on the QOTW...

EDIT: And with THAT, goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Eeeww!


Click for bigger (105KB)
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Man?
Woman?
Woman with cock?
what the fuck???
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# If thats not a lady
it very well soon will be.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
#
Ooh, it gets dark! it gets lonely,
On the other side from you.
I pine a lot. I find the lot
Falls through without you.
I'm coming back, love.
Cruel Heathcliff, my one dream,
My only master.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Plenty of effort clearly went into this...
...which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I am equally pleased with the amount of effort that went into this
and a top result, too
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# top work :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Nuts or Zoo will nick that
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# They'd have to do it in flickbook verson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# 3d print
and magic glasses too
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# that's absolutely cracking
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# brilliant
gold star
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Your profile is top fucking banana
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Wow! Isn't it just
* wants to click profile.

A lot of effort went into that too! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Shame his post is a complete redex for me for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# right click, view image worked for me
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# It is for me now & again.
If I view image it's ok.
Are you using Firefox as well?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:34, archived)
# MSN.
Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# crikey, it is a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# FUCKING ELL
well done

v well done indeeeed.

you are winner.

We should have a table for the best of these.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.djol.co.uk/b3ta/css/

borked link
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# just view the code
I didn't know we could do all that.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# *looks*
fucking hell, it is and all.

We should have a best profile award for things like this.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# wow. you're right it's superb
huspag!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Did I send you sauce in exchange for your donation?
I can't remember now.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Is there sauce?
I haven't received any sauce
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# OK, I will gaz you some
and I hope you enjoy the party! Old folk are good at partying.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Haha plenty of booze will get them up on their feet I bet
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)
# wow!
I love the Low Hummus edition!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha
excellent
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I'm redexing here
wtf? I WANNA SEE!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Try it from the link a few times,
MSN can be a bit spazzy.
box.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:57, archived)
# No picture... just good news
Emap have offered to pay my invoice.

They have also apologised for using my image without permission and assured me that, in future, they will only include material where they have consent in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# yaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Money was OK?
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# I got what I asked for...
... which was a fair price for the image, so yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Magic
well done you.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# How much did you invoice them for?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# thats what I wanted to ask
but didn't
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Etiquette demands that I keep that to myself...
... until you get me really drunk and I start shooting off at the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I never understood why English people are so secretive about money.
Not bitching, just curious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# If he says he got 8.50
we'll spend the next 7 pages calling him a daft cunt.
Best not talk about the money
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Well that's true I suppose.
It's like people who call me at work getting upset when I ask them for their salary.

A- I have to, b- if you ashamed, try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# we'll spend the next 7 pages calling him a daft cunt anyway
so why not just spill the beans?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# You don't want me to spill the beans...
... you want me to save you the trouble of counting them.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:20, archived)
# It's to give the impression that you have more than you actually do...
... or less, depending on the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# I really couldn't care less what people think about me.
I only earn 14250 pa, but it doesn't make me a bad person, it just makes me a youngun on the lower rungs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:19, archived)
# next 7 pages it is then
I earn
85k

for fibbing
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# You're a lawyer?
Endemol PR?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
# no
I get 85k for doing photoshop work on b3ta.
did no one else get this deal?
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# :-( I just got a signed, naked photo of Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# fucker
thats what I was holding out for!!!
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# yeah, but I turned it down hoping they'd offer more


they never called back :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:27, archived)
# The point is
it's more about the principle:

The fact they paid means that they admitted it.

The exact figure is irrelivant.
(Mr Dan is the man, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Yes!
Well done.

Should I do this?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Have they nicked stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Once
ages ago
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Proof?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Let's all just send invoices regardless



8. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# yeah
good idea
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# only if they've nicked stuff that was yours entirely
(no borrowed source pics or owt)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Oh bother
I shall have to create my own sauce from now on.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# not exactly
this is a pretty vague area as the creator of the composite should have certain rights.

I was given a consultation by a top IP lawyer just the other week (covered by a generous blog visitor).

However, it is something that emap can use to obfuscate the issue and delay settlement.

Believe it or not, Emap's lawyers - correction highlighted a recent report about intellectual property.
"Alexander Ross (from company that represents emap - my words) points out that the recent Gowers Review of intellectual property has recommended allowing free usage of pictures for satirical purposes. This would certainly be embraced by Rob Manuel of b3ta.com, a frequently hilarious site that thrives on its users scooping images from the internet and tinkering with them in Photoshop."

the story goes on with a quote from some ginger bloke :
"If you don't want to see your work used, then never show it to anyone." - Rob Manuel.


news.independent.co.uk/sci_tech/article2484225.ece
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:21, archived)
# hahahahahah
yes, and I should be allowed to punch who I please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Only if it's for satirical purposes


IANAL
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# MERRY FUCKING HANUKKAH !
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Don't say that
It's months until my guilt trip phone call from my grandparents.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Better start polishing the Menorah
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Pfft.
In high amounts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:29, archived)
# I don't mind it being 'used'
it's when it's used for other people's profit when I get annoyed.

I think you've mentioned that actually.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
# yup!
it's when people make money or gain free marketing capital out of it.

As
Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Universal Pictures
20th Century Fox Home Entertainment
Icon Home Entertainment
Warner Home Video
Carphone Warehouse
Entertainment Arts
Momentum Pictures
Pathe Distribution Limited
Blaupunkt

and other companies do when they dole out prizes via Zoo to people who send our creations in.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:37, archived)
# it's a trickly and murky ground sometimes...
... and sometimes this is used in a rather cynical and overbearing fashion, but for now, I'll restrict my comment to Rob's quote:

We all gotta eat. Many of us use the interwebs to promote our talent and allowing the free/conditional exchange of watermarked work is part of that - but when there's profit to be had, we will want and deserve our fair share (whatever that may be). I doubt Rob gave this same advice to Joel during the recent Coke unpleasantness:
www.robmanuel.com/2006/12/13/is-coke-ripping-off-the-little-guy/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:42, archived)
# and, I believe, Joel
gave his settlement to charidee.. which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:51, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Brilliant!
They nicked this one of mine about a month ago and I don't mind getting free promotional stuff instead of money!


and the cheeky bastards cropped the tag off
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:35, archived)
# woo hoo! :)
good news
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Not An Error Message,
but the compo reminded me of it so have it anyway
With apologies to the late Anthony Ainley.

(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# :D
I only posted my pic of him an hour or so ago

www.b3ta.com/board/7327761
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Missed it then
So have your WOO now!
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# He looks like my ex's Mum
but with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# ?????????
Your ex mum had a beard?
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Haha
Almost
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Doesn't that depend on
which way up she was?
(I helped save b3ta! Uzbek Lobster http://custardsurgery.com/azerbaijan, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Cunt fluff will be the same no matter which end up you hold a lady.
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:15, archived)
# haha
Quality
(Iamthemaster half fly half man - does that make me a flan?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] wings on special offer


Click for bigger (185KB)
(djb, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# odd
like the number 3
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# How can I join
that program?
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:09, archived)
#
Out on the wiley, windy moors
Wed roll and fall in green.
You had a temper like my jealousy:
Too hot, too greedy.
How could you leave me,
When I needed to possess you?
I hated you. I loved you, too.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Mildly relevant compo entry
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# computers and the internet are for porn.
everything else they do is merely to distract your girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# You are assuming the gf
doesn't use it for porn herself
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# exactly.
it's what we do.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:00, archived)
# SHHH!
Or the game will be up!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I think
this song sums it up

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtiGd58J0bY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I disagree
You can buy things. Like pants and DVDs and sex swings and wives.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Like books
And clothes
And porn
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Buy porn??!??1
*shakes head and points at my post below*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# What were you saying about photos of your band?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# That there were some taken yesterday- as of yet I'm still waiting to be sent the damn things (not my camera)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Oh right
I will have photos of me by Tuesday, in my goth fairy outfit.

It looks more 'eccentric bag lady' than 'goth fairy' though. :(
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# :D
I'm sure you look lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I'd use
puretna, wait an hour and then watch a top quality bongo flick.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# wait an hour?!
I could have exploded by then. Or had to use my imagination.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Yay for tenuous compo/computer related posts!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Somewhat related
Anyone play the Wargames playstation game? It was rather good. WOPR's flying machine combined with flare guided airstrikes dominated completely.
(Daktar can't fit his desired text in here., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I cannot see this image.

Should I be concerned?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# but it does me good like it bloody well should
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# how does a 'Massive Wank' differ from a regular or 'Garden Variety Wank'?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# It's bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:12, archived)
# after 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# his mate managed to remove it with the belly button penny fiasco!
AICMFP!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# btw these am WOO!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!!
Damn FiTHites and thier always refering back to previous episodes to make me seem stupid.

Kinda proud you actually paid attention to my little comic
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# i should make a new woo pic
because mine is boring.

have a woo anyway, sir
(pictureless)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Hurrah
thankee
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Ha ha
Funny.

If a bit soppy. :)
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# I can be soppy if I want to
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Of course you can
I might give it a whirl myself this evening. :)
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# ^
without the vague dig at your masculinity
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hahah, I've heard the rumours
Great, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:04, archived)
# This is lovely LDD!
I'm glad it happens to boys too :)
Woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:01, archived)
# It'll happen to anyone I imagine
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Hurrah for love!
Off to have a beer with the bfriend now, you have successfully aided my mood for his yummy companionship! :)
Edit: 'telling people all about him' Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Grem was invited out to smoke cigars in the pub tonight, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:13, archived)
# Also
dialing 1471 after you've been to the loo or had a shower, 'just in case'.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:06, archived)
# ha ha
bit extreme, *uses every ounce to refraim from trying it*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:07, archived)
# how about
turning your phone on and off again in the vague chance that this may provoke a text to arrive
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Guilty as charged
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:18, archived)
# haha glad i'm not the only one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Stalking for Nerds: chapter IV, lesson 2:
(oilcorner, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *Puts on 'Jaws 3-D' glasses from 1983
I knew they'd come in handy, it really makes that message stand out ;)

good stuff sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# it is a bit like that
*eyes start bleeding*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I missed you yesterday on msn,
you wanted a 'favour' doing?

*has the Masons on standby
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# is it like the Mafia
where he has to pay you after or get beaten up?
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha, not 'quite' that bad ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# they just break your legs
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hah I've forgotten now
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Hehe
I remember me dad coming home with a pair of them, and acting all chuffed as if he'd just invented the microchip.
"This will blow your mind..."
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Thank you!
I almost forgot to disable the little close button. She'll just have to say yes now muhaha
(oilcorner, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
i remember going to see that, 3D-tastic.

send me those graphis to my hotmail account and i will get it sorted for monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# right, will be doing it in about 30 mins sir! haven't forgotten!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:54, archived)
# no problems
it's just that i'm off home now so i wanted to say before i left.

have a smashing weekend B3ta, and don't forget to lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# buwhahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Friday Filth for the Tentacle-obsessed
Note: Kinda NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Sick, sick bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# where my goonies poster!?
*whinge* *moan* *rant* *spack* *drool*

ver' nice btw
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Class!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
# do you ever paint any of these up
?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# I don't spend much time on this kind of thing.
Just a few minutes for a giggle, and then I go onto more constructive works.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# A giggle?
I've never heard it called that before!
(I helped save b3ta! Rincewind, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 19:11, archived)
# oh noes!
someone should go and rescue her. any volunteers?
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# oh my..
nice.. tentacles
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:55, archived)
#
(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# your
animations are STILL funny
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# nice one dudders
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# ha!
yays for brainless poos.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# o_O
Haha :D
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha... poo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# arf!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# .
fnarp
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Industrial
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Tip tip tip tip tip!
Pump PUMP up pumps! PUMP! PUMP! UP PUMPS!
tip tip tip tip! Pump! tip pump! pumps! tip tip pump up pumps!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# PumpPumpPumpPumpPump!
www.b3ta.com/board/7326073
www.b3ta.com/board/7325745
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# It is a very big pump engine!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Industrial. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# i've seen bigger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# On telly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# in my garage
my dad got one when he was in the SAS, you can't come round to see it though cos it's being fixed, by Geoff Capes.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Pfft
My dad's Andy McNab.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# yeah well, he can't be, right
cos my uncle's andy macnabb, so he comes round for tea loads
and one time he showed me how to punch someone and it makes them shit themselves, right. and i've got a proper sword. but it's at my grans cos i got in trouble for killing a bull. yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# *pushes in puddle*
*gives lolly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:58, archived)
# specialist magazines
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# i wish to purchase such a product
where can one be obtained?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# This is an antique model.
It's housed in the V&A.

Pump engines have been miniaturised these days. There's a JML one I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# only £4.99 from all good jml stockists?
i prefer the antique model myself...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Dontcha know pump it up
You got to pump it up
Dontcha know pump it up
You got to pump it up


Woo pic.
(Pachey, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *pumps up the jam*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *pumps up the volume*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *pumps up the inflatable mattress*
*has a lie down*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# *toast explosion*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# that sir is a mighty fine plan
goes to make toast - i'll be back you bad mother hubbards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *jar explodes spraying jam all over the walls*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:43, archived)
# DrZaarlon Would Like You To Have This New Woo!
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Thanks.

I am unable to see it though. Do I need to recite an incantation?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# [arr...could be the photo-bucket-o-rubbish!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# indeed
spoons?

And they come in all sizes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:50, archived)
# phwoar
propeller propelled arse-with-propellers!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# with pressure provided by powerful popping pistons!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# a quickie and i get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# a biddlibiddlibiddlibiddlibom I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# uh?
8/
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# SAUSAGEBIRD or GTFO!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# it's the lyrics, foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *thought you were being Foghorn Leghorn*
Obviously post-stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *passes by on the left*
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# ahah sure
how did i miss that?..i must be tired by a hard day at work.
happy weekend b3tans =)
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# AHAHAHAHHA HA1
AHA HAHASFHHAHAHAHA

fucking

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# pffft
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# when i growup
i want to be as cool as the one standing on the bin
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# pffft
aren't they all dead/in prison/junkies/MPs or something now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:45, archived)
# yes
but they still dress like that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# so do I
what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:48, archived)
# *points*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Dennis! Come back with that apple pie!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:46, archived)
# THE POINTLESS FUTILITY OF WAR....................


Click for bigger (82KB)

I wish my cock was bigger
(Claponista the idiot boy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
#
...than a 5 pence piece
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# FLAWLESS VICTORY!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# .
babies arm
(Claponista the idiot boy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
#
premature by 6 months babies arm
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# premature thalidomide baby
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:40, archived)
# .
like a red rag to a bull...
(Claponista the idiot boy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# that time of the month again?
sorry btw - im bored
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Did you hear the one about the thalidomide porn star
He had an arm like a babies cock.
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# ,
ha ha ,oop's, small bit of wee
(Claponista the idiot boy, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# i nearly posted that
it's one of the few jokes that makes me laugh when i think of it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# g'ningalings!~

Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson 2
Madonna
Hillary Duff
Dakota Fanning
Amy Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Why didn't you 'shop the Amy Winehouse one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# this isn't as scary
as the Hilary Duff one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:29, archived)
# they look much better now.
very woo M3.
(I helped save b3ta! rizzz is ponderous., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# woo!
and also...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ME ME ME! LOOK AT ME!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# *looks*
*is unimpressed*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# *sulks*
*pretends to get over it*

*poos in your cornflakes*
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:38, archived)
# The first Brad Pitt one looks really like David Schwimmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# certainly a bit, yes
rod stewart looks like jeremy paxman if you extend his face a tiny amount
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:41, archived)
# I'd hate to be gnopsed.
Or stretched. Anything, really. Babwambabwambabwam is enough for me I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:44, archived)
# *hatches fiendish plot*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# I will thcweam and thcweam and thcweam until I'm thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# ok.... so I have some catching up to do
well played Sir! They certainly are fun to make
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:49, archived)
# is it bad that i still would?
your jessica simpson links are borked
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Thanks, fixed now. I think the first one looks like Janice the sexy muppet
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# haha it really does
or donatella versace. mind you she looks like janice anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# if you was a lady
wouldn't you pluck your eyebrows a little more?
oh they've only got one eye, why didnt i notice that?
Woo!
edit : not a celeb (but its me)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:30, archived)
# hahahaha
you're home with the downies!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# how about this one then?
Linky Linky
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# likes like wildheart baby
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# if i was a carpenter
and if you was a lady
would you marry me anyway?
would you have my baby?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:33, archived)
# CASH ONLY!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:34, archived)
# why do i have to be the lady?
i don't have a mangina
edit : infact... no - just no
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# i recommend
counting your chromosomes
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:35, archived)
# last time i counted i had 48 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# please may
i bequeath you to medical science...

that's 2 too many!
(prostheses, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:43, archived)
# whats it worth?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Now hold still while I insert your career chip
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:31, archived)
# is it wrong to
say i still would
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Nope, spesh the duff one
and the first Jessica. She makes me come over all funny
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# it's their mouths isn't it,
they're so large
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I've got one eye wood
(waxdart hello., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:36, archived)
# The one on the left looks surprised
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:37, archived)
# she saw my one eyed monster
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:39, archived)
# You're all jealous!
just because I shagged the olsen twins before they were famous
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 16:59, archived)
# No unshopped pics
etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 17:44, archived)

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