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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

it'sa nice day to

woo agaaaaaaain!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

Erm..

Should they not all have been singing Billy Idol Tunes?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

Hang on let me check my brain...

Nope, no they shouldn't have.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

Think my funny bone must be in need of a service then.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

See, the others lost

because they weren't Billy Idol.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

no.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

Nice!

His birthday is also mine.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

I'd like to see you wrestle for it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

I'd win, he's a pussy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

yaharrrrr!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

*Blech*

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

mwahahaha

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

oh jesus chrust no

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

Arf.

I listened to Hot In The City on the radio yesterday.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

arf! nice

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

Genius

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

there was also this, which I didn't like 'quite' as much

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

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The BrownHaze, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

you fucker

that's one of those ones that NO-ONE would think of, but once you do it, it's OBVIOUS

*jealous as fuck*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

*This make baby Jebus smile like tiger.*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Quiet News Day...?

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

Trouble is they kept coming back in to work

(Forgot they were fired)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

seamless

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

and your helpful tip to overcome this would be...?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

spend more than five minutes on it

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

well quite

[/:-D

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

It was such a lame joke

I couldn't relly be arsed, if I'm honest. I just like saying "stink of piss and bisuits".

(paulie paul is tired and unemotional, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

My helpful tip would be

use the Verdana font or do what Cr3 said.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Artifactual.

Funny tho.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

It's true

they do

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

*presses*

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

Hahaha

I've missed those!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Solar sadness

: (

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Wasn't that a

Manics song?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

No!

He really should learn about that button.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

Never!

Red buttons are for pressing.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)

Absolutely! *presses*

*dies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)

*mourns*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

except the red button on my smoke alarm.

Please don't press it, it goes on for ages.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)

I test my smoke alarm by cooking

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

Cordon bleu!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

hehe poor wee guy

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Silly creature

Will he ever learn to resist?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

hahahaha, great work!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

it's like being in Sarah Conner's Dreams

:D

much woo!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

HE'S ON FUCKING FIRE, etc

Excellent as per. Btw were you _klaus_?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)

no..

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c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)

These ones of yours and his remind me of each other

www.b3ta.com/board/6224794

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

[Awesome!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

Urm... I watched Smokey and the bandit yesterday

Click for bigger (140KB)

But I still have no explanation for why I thought these two pictures needed potatoshopping together...

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jon_tanner, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

Mmmm...

Burt's notorious Cosmo nude centrefold... erm... I suspect...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)

He's a hunka hunka

man

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jon_tanner, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

He;s a cut-price Tom Selleck.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

How very dare you

How can you say that!? I mean, I'm not like that but if i was I'd let him. Maybe that should be a new qotw? Which same sex star would you "allow"?

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jon_tanner, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)

Would that include

having a sex change for a go on Nicole Kidman?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:55, archived)

It's tricky...

but that would be the bonus of the question. Imagine all the fun answers we'd get...

And yes, i'd slam that carrot top lady all night long

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jon_tanner, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

what!?!?

no no no!
surely it's the other way around!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)

howler monkey ;)

click on pic for full size.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)

busy morning PP?

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

hehehe

3 days worth of tattyshops in a few seconds!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

making up for lost time!

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

He's lovely though

I do like a husky

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

You've just reminded me of some very suspect porn.

She didn't like the husky at all. She did to begin with, but then I think it dawned on her exactly what she was doing.

Sometimes I wonder if I wouldn't be safer collecting something nice like.....doilies.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)

and it need it's claws clipping.

you must have a wonderful collection of videos.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

Oh yeah.

You'd better believe it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

I'm reminded of Debbie Mcgee

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)

The ever-fragrant?

Blasphemer!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)

is this celebrity rumours Cleudo?

i reckon it was Janet Ellis, with the snooker table, in the Student Union bar

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

Mariella Frostrup, in the snooker table, with the Student Union bar

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

"everybody" "knows" about the photos of her fucking a dalmation

that one of the tabloids have but won't print, shurely?!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)

Weren't they shopped?

I know that Paul Daniel's ebay purchases were found, and they included a very nice (read: cheap looking) pair of thigh high boots.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

I doubt they even exist

but it's a lovely story

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)

*shudders*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)

"So what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

What an opening question to an interview!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)

Hahahaha

I must see if I can download Mrs Merton.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

That's lully

Have you been reading Humandescent's tutorials:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:32, archived)

excellent!

woo

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Milkman Dan, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

THAT is soooooo cute...

*wants one*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)

Yay for animal related images

Especially those that can be torn apart by a pack of dogs.

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)

doggell, squog, wha-e-vaah!

clicky for slightly bigger

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

Awwww!

Can I pet him?

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

he only bites

nuts, you're fine :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

What does it eat?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

~~what~~ who

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

What does it eo?

*runs*

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

What does it eo?

E-i-e-i-o?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

and on this farm he had a cow violator

e-i-e-i-o

with a sucksuck here

and a squirt squirt there

sucksucksquirtsquirt

Everywhere a cow, hurt....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)

fae, fae, fae

*shakes head*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)

I just like thinking of udders.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

i've had her

woo!

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

that explains the TB

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

LOL

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

RBAFCAW

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

FGSFDS

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

dsf agfg asfdg

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

IDKFA IDDQD IDCLIP

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)

Those were, in fact, the days.

's been proven.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

1G0TP1NK8C1DB00TS0N

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

I fucking love you for that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)

*smooches*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

aaaaaw

i want to hug'im!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Verse considered of little literary value?

Don't get it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doggerel

EDIT: v. nice btw

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

eeeee *feeds him chockies*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

*scratches at Prod's leg*

*drools*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

AAARGH!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)

*scooches across carpet, wiping skiddy arse*

wiping skiddy arse* hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

SPLAT!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

For Wildyles

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

CHEESE!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

Richard Cheese?

I love him.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

who?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

Youtube it, my friend.

He's a genius.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

i will tonight

but if it's rubbish
i shall hunt you down

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

Sexy chases!

Bring your sailor suit!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)

i'd have to hire one in

can't i just bring my hammer?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)

Phwoar.

And your Yorkshire accent.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

I can do the yorkshire accent if you like

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)

you're insatiable!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

Get yourself a strap on beard

and I'll see you on the moors.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)

I think it's all awww and lovely

Mr and Mrs B3tan being all happy *sigh*

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

that too :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)

too

fantastic to woo.

HUZZAH! great and woderous stuff VV!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

you're too good at this

*bows*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

COR!

Brilliumpt!
Acers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

That is bloody ace.

Those looks like my glasses.... until the 26th of July when I won't have to wear them anymore.

/laser eye surgery blog

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

ooooooh!

good luck with that n'stuff

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

cheers. I can't say i'm looking forward to them slicing a portion of my eye out

but no pain no gain!

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

A guy I work with

said you can smell your own eyeball burning when they do it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Does it make you hungry?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

I prefer eyeballs medium rare.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

yum yum yum

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)

tis true

Mrs Savoury had it done

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)

Really? Cor!

Even more sexiness! *faints*

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

hahaha

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)

Ooh ooh I want that!

Do you mind me asking who's doing it and how much?
Oh, prescription makes a difference too doesn't it?
And if you can just give me your cock size and pin number that's about all I need.
Thanks.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)

his cock size IS his pin number

0.002

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)

Measured in miles?

EDIT: Crikey - 126 inches! *eyes water*

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

Hahaha!

HE'S not 126 inches . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)

*shakes fist*

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

OW!

you might've taken it out before you shook it . . .
Hahaha!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

I'm getting it done with Ultralase... they aren't the cheapest, but I personal;ly know people who have had it done with them and they are very pleased. It's costing about a grand per eye o_O, but luckily they do a 'pay monthly over a zillion years' finance shceme. I pay monthly for my contact lenses now anyway, so that doesn't bother me.

They can treat people with pretty bad eyesight... i'm -2.5 in each eye and the lady said that was really quite mild on their scale.

Cock = 1 inch when fully erect. PIN = 1234

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:11, archived)

wide? or circumference?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

its 6 inches wide, 1 inch long.

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

trying to put the condom on

the wrong way round again?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

aww, 'the lady'

FLIPPIN 'ECK though, a grand an eye!!
I'm -1.5 in each so might wait a while to see if they get any worse. Thanks for that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)

What happens there?

After you've had the surgery, do your eyes continue to get worse? Do you have more surgery or have to put up with glasses?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)

No, I mean my eyesight isn't that bad.

If I forget my glasses or contacts I can get by at work.
It just might be prudent for me to wait a few years to see if they get any worse.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)

Who?

Great work as usual m'lady

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

me!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)

Cor, thankyou!

I am really chuffed with that!!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

You're welcome

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you, thank you, *hugs Ivv's leg*

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

OUT

standing!!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)

[very expressive faces, very expressive vector...

...top drawer!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

I like it

Sharp detail, nice background. Is it dusk?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Here's another one. i wanted it to look rough, like cut out paper, but i think i've made it too rough.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

Is that a castle or something in the background?

I like these, they're very woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)

i think it's a shopping centre

or a big supermarket.

and thanks.

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

Damn, that was my second guess!

Is it anywhere in particular?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

south ulrich

apparently

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

i like it, but i think you're right

i reckon it would benefit from the suggestion of shadows

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

*suggests*

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

*plays with tremelo and lots of reverb*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

yeah, i think you're right

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)

i'm always right

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)

our survery says *UH-UH*

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

but if you did actually do it with cut out paper, and photo it

you could compo it :D

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)

*gets paper and scissors*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

Oh no I like that.

It'd do well as a paler version on a website for a town or something. Very nice.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)

Like it.

Midge more definition wouldn't hurt but it's a nice effect anyhoo.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)

I like

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in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

thank you

your opinion is most respected

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

^ This!

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:03, archived)

i like this :)

it's pleasingly different

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Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)

ftnoon. this bugger wants what you have.

click on pic for bigger

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

Oh he can have it!

That's bloody good, and rather endearing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

That's pretty darned scary!

but most excellently done.
Right, I'm off to cut the grass.
Laters y'all.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

*shows him a cock or two*

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:44, archived)

*spangs cock or two*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

HA!

missed both my legs!
oof! you're so rough!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

But I got both your... oh!

*enhugglemifies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)

Threadjack!

If folks with a webcam have a few moments, I have a friend who's just turned 21. Another friend had a nifty idea to get people to take a pic of themself holding a sign saying "Hola Defa! Happy 21st Birthday!" like this one... www.pertheus.co.uk/pics/hola.JPG
So if you have a few moments, that'd be very nice of you :)

Thanks,
Your Pappa

And to the OP, that's a rather nice bit of shoppery there. Wasn't until I spotted the foot that I realised what you'd done!

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Ratsta, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

sorry

I'm not a ppl
and I don't have a webcam

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)

I'm a

plp

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)

Evil pedant man in a hat!

(

Ratsta, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)

of course you are

you pixel powered loveliness you :)

or is it perverted pixel lecher? :P

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)

I don't understand

What do you want me to do with the picture?
And is that you in the link?
You've lost a little weight since your profile pic.
*grooms*

(

Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)

I realise that this hsould be posted in Thor's thread

but I'm late by about 4 1/2 hours which is how long I spent on it . . .
I had to re-draw it not just colour it

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

this is how I feel presently

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

I still like him

*pets*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

Lovely stuff!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

This is much

the woo.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

worth every

darn second. wooo

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)

WOOYAYHOUPLA!

you pixel maniac.

i love it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

Yay!

He's lovely :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)

Only a matter of time..

I am The Wall, Russ

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

What

a cast

woo

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

ha ha ha!!

i like it :)

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

Willem actually looks better, hahahaaaaa

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Ok, bedtime methinks.

'night all!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)

johnny?

georgey?
who?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

anyone? isketch, isketch?

anyone?

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)

that's some mighty fine isketching

I generally resort to b&w stick figures

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

for the most part

i imagine people are at work, and that isketch might be a bit too tricky to hide under a spreadsheet

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Can you get spreadsheet print sheets?

I should sell them.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

who'd buy them?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Geeks.

Accountants.

Mictoboys? *smiles hopefully*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

I'd play if it worked . . .

but I haven't got the appropriate shockwave thingummy . . .
Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

What he said. Damn work machines.
If they didn't want me to play on the net they'd give me more pressing timescales!

(Teesside Arab You can't spell Mark hately without HATE, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

Tell me, how do you feel about Zoo Magazine..

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

TITS!

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

what arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you doin?

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

Bored at work...

Cleaning my specs...

Misread this, then noticed that only a very minor edit was needed...

(FTWinston, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

I used to hang out at the burns unit of my local hospital for similar reasons.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

for anal?

(

The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

Bum unit.

so yes.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

Some of the patients complained.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Just don't go to the gum clinic thinking you can sort out gingivitis

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

There is no cure

for being ginger.

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

I like ginger so much

I am it out of choice.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

*high fives*

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

*both hands*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

hell yeah!

That is how we do it!

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

I bet it's not really ginger GINGER though, is it?

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

It bloody is.

It's ginger like.....mictos. Actually fairly similar colour, maybe a bit darker.

Think Julianne Moore. Bit brighter than that.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Oooh, she's pretty!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

That kind of ginger.

Hang on, I saw a photo with someone with the exact colour...

here we go www.renaissancehenna.com/images/photofile_elaine/elaine_2.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

i have a photo of your hair

your ginger hair

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

It looks well light in that photo

I couldn't get the exposure right.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

it does look a bit lighter than the pic you just posted

just a bit though

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

like this?

www.b3tards.com/u/ed94b6478819616065da/1.jpg

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

A bit lighter

You've got that lovely natural titian thing going on, you git. *Jealouses*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

BOD!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

*comes*

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)

DOB

BER
:)

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)

AAAARGH! KILL IT!!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)

like looking in a mirror isn't it

a shorter, fatter mirror

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:48, archived)

There is

but it stings

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

I go there to take lots of pills and pull funny faces while they play hard techno.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

Hospitals are awesome.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Come and do my job please

You'll soon change your mind

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)

Oh, I gave up on the medical industry a long time ago.

My first job was cleaning theatres after surgery.

After that I went on to repair endoscopes.

Too many bitter ex-nurses.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

Oh, and all doctors are fucking spoilt mummy's boys who don't know their arse from their elbow.

I'd never get surgery unless it was life-threatening.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

Non medical doctors are better.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

like voodoo priests and

stuff?

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

*waggles a bone at you*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

*dies*

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

My dad's a doctor

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

Okay, 99.999% of doctors.

The cool ones are always too busy to talk though.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

I might not be including your dad in that 0.001% though, I don't know him.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

My dad is a very good doctor

He's anaesthetised me 4 times now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

This is the kind of punishment I'll give to my kids too.

"Do you know what day it is now? And do you remember why daddy had to do that? Come and have a hug."

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Office lol to the point of can't stop.

I'm sitting here vibrating now.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Rabbit?

That's not going to help the pain...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

someone should stick an appropriate attachment on CW's head and utilise the natural vibration source ;)

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

It makes me happy!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:38, archived)

haha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)

All nurses are bitter, current or otherwise!

I don't count cos I never officially was one

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

hahaha, the gurn unit

i shall have to shop something about this *plots*

(

fross Read your email on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

*titters*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

bah, only 10?

you can take 18, I'm sure

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

Hmm

Frankly, I'd rather not. Anything more than the office paperclip's default value is a bit much for me!

(FTWinston, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

*cranks up speculum*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

Play 'Horace goes skiing'

Top game that!

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

hahahahaha

horace and the spiders was quite good, if FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)

I never noticed it was actually Arial all the time

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

Hehe

yaeh its an ms paint job.
Turn two black pixels white, turn one white black. Viola!

(FTWinston, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Inspired by the fact that the boss isn't in and I'm too tired to work

no I don't know why I bothered either

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

*kills with hammers*

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

*joins in*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

This is an odd question

but you're a girl, and I'm sorry.

What, apart from taking two feminax and giving it halfan hour, cures period pain? I'm almost in tears here.

Office friendly things please.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

The Huq cures

period pain, fast!

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:10, archived)

*inserts*

this isn't helping.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

wrong end

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

hot water bottle equivalent?

microwave your mousemat maybe?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

It's plastic

I don't know what that would do.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

put it in a box file first

to prevent burning

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

I'd get fired, surely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

pour boiling water in yout desk tidy

then jam it with refill paper
and balance it between your thighs

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

What is it with you and thinking of things to put between my quiverring, ivory thighs?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)

stop it!

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

*quivers*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

Codeine and or Valium

sometimes a walk helps, I'm told, but I prefer a hot water bottle, a bar of Green 'n' Black's, all the drugs I can get my hands on and a nice lie down

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

*moans*

a lie down would be lovely.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

Listen to a man talk about how hard it is to shave every morning.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

Shouldn't shave then.

BEARDS FTW!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

yay beards rule.

*looks into the distance and strokes his lush, verdant chin growth*

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

*attempts lustful flirting*

*is sadly just too bloody tired*

:(

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)

Do you have ibuprofen?

I used to use that while I still could

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

No, just this feminax stuff.

Which is PANTS.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)

hash brownies?

booze?
a serious deep dicking?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

There's nobody here to provide any of those :-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

My sister got ready debilitating period pains

She swore by drinking a couple of litres of cranberry juice a day.
It seemed to work a treat too.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Ooooh

I'll get some tonight. Thanks love!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)

A hug

*hug*

And a cup of tea never fails.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)

*hug*

Thank you!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

Hugging your knees to your chest

Helps me :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:19, archived)

*tries*

Haha, I almost fell off my chair.

I shall do that when I get home, thank you! *has big big painkillers there too*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

*hugs Verity's knees*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

Stabbing Teddy Bears and other fluffery

with plastic cuttlery.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)

*frightened*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

not hard

you dont want to break the teddy bears, just the cuttlery.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

Its remarkably sound advice.

I always draw stuffed animal pain on rag week. Its quite soothing.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)

It used to be common practice

on the enquiry line of argos phone monkey service. I used to butcher my furby, but I'm a man and I can be mean to things.

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)

Furby, good choice

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)

Sorry I heard there was a hammer party

I've got these nails...

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)

*dies like nails*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

*gets you your ultra blunt hammers*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

I'm tired too

but have a nice woo

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

isketch anyone?

(

Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:04, archived)

riverghost?

is that you?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

hahaha

post the pic! *chants*

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:08, archived)

this one?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

nice shorts.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

hahahaha

a great likeness

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)

I have to admit

I do like the fact that you didn't forget the boots!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)

silly laptop

can't draw at all with touchpad thing :(

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)

still would

(

Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

is it huq day?

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

yes.

If it goes well, I may put it forward for a Compo suggestion, then we can all repost these pics again!

; P

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

what happened

with your list of suggestions to Fraser on how to improve the compo?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)

inspired by an old railway poster i saw on antiques roadshow last night.

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

Yay

that is like 10+ lovely

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

i like that

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

i saw them as well

he had quite a collection, they were ace.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

Class in a glass

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

ahhh....

*imagines being on a beach right now*
*drifts away.........*

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

*calls Search & Rescue*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

_Imaginary_ Search and Rescue.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

*sends imaginary helicopter*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

don't make me go back!!!!!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

You're hardly going to drown are you!

/wood floats blog

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

what about all those sunken galleys etc...

they sink.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)

Sets as desktop background

Nice

(

WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

This looks like an apalling rail service.

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

So lovely

just like you ;)

Man I can't wait to get out to Goa this autumn for my mega-holiday

*beach blisses*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

aw, you're so sweet

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:02, archived)

aw, so are you

*smooshifies bigstyle*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

*squeezes*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)

Very Dorothy L Sayers

Lovely :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

Brillio!

lovely scene

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:03, archived)

"ITS 1933"

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT AT THE BEACH?"

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)

100%

woo-worthy *click*

(

pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:41, archived)

mini-bauer

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hahaha

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

£7 FOR A TUBE OF PRINGLES!

FUCK OFF!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

The high cost of crisps

in a hotel mini-bauer

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

aha

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

hehe

good 'un

(

Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

hahaha!

(

gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

That is absolutely fantastic

Definitely deserves an FP IMHO.

Keep up the good work, Shorty

*clicks*

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

jinxer!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:06, archived)

I do

try :)

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

haha! wonderful!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

hahaha

good

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new_matt, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:05, archived)

brilliant!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:15, archived)

Tag it, tag it quick.

That is ace :D

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Addyjoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)

Haha.

Have a filthy repost from an old compo.

(Marwood, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)

Ace.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)

Hahahaha

Genius!

(The Snaffler Glitter is the herpes of the arts & crafts world-, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 0:23, archived)

very

funny

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Flash_Bastard, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 0:29, archived)

hahahaha

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Grampa, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)

call me cynical, but I wouldn't be surprised...

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

~~GATSO~~ GOATSE

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

hmmmmm

Goatse a Gatso..........

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

I also read it as Farting Common

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

i'm RISSING to the MAX

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

*catches a boat to Vienna*

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

tour de france

fast moving bicycles
a mixture of the two and a speed camera

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

Ahh. It would have helped if I had looked more closely at the picture, ta. :)

edit: Wandered around Traf Sq. on Saturday, saw people apparently looking at the amazing spectacle of...themselves. And a big screen. What a day out!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

I thought it might have something to do with them both having "I shares" written on their bums.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

tour de france

innit

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

i dispise the use of the so called word 'innit'

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

i second that

there is no excuse for it.

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)

except for its use in the sentence,

'this cake has sultanas innit'.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

the Phonak equipe doesn't exist anymore

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)

haha

took me a minute to understand.

edit/ I prefer the tour de force...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)

rollin' rollin' rollin'

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

haha!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

*loads crossbow*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha!

me likey

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Hahahaha

Not bad.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

Huq loves N-Word Jim!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

*jumps on wagon*

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

*spangs*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)

mashmashmash

mashmash gallery

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

haha!! LOL!

*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

BUSTIERS!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

*clicks repeatedly on 'knickers'*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

I hope that's your quote.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)

Or is he just pleased to see you?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

He's always pleased to see me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)

hahahahaha!

that will be my quote
if, indeed, i even get back onto the stats board

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)

whit a stramash!

crivens etc

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Kroney, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:49, archived)

Poor Rhodri was just unlucky

I mean we've all been there.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

Yeah, but he was in the "aquatic mammals" section

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

Freakin woo!

*clicks*

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)

sarah brightman for some posh totty nobbing

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)

Andrew Lloyd Webber has been there

...not sure if I could shake that mental image

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

i think i could

as long as she looks over her sholder and talk posh to my while i take her from behind.

4. Video
5. Profit!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)

Avast yea, phone pirates

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)

I WANT THAT, please

*holds out hands*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:38, archived)

Me too! *begs*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

here you go honey

*hands over special edition pirate ship blue peter badge*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

*pins proudly to £90 mohair cardy*

*thinks better of it, pins on £3 vest top*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

*ruffles hair*

that's my girl

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)

'lo minkster!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)

'ey up benjy

how's it going?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)

just call this number *

*may cost £3 per minute with no chance of getting badge

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:56, archived)

*emails to zoo*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)

what happened to Zoo last week?

Riverghost didn't have a link in his profile, only Nuts.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)

Zoo appear to have dropped the images page

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DaveBr tes noisivelet ruoy tsujda ton od, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Zoo threw their toys out of the pram and didn't do a 'you've got spam' page

rather than do the decent thing (as they have been asked to do for months now) and seek permission/reimburse creators for their images with a few bob, they decided to
stop doing it altogether. I'm organising a whip round so that a few of us can go down to their headquarters and help them put their toys back in the pram.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:44, archived)

Hahahaha

Great.

I hope they still send me my DVD player though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)

I'm still awaiting 25% of the promised 'booty'

They really have been silly about all this, it's been going on for months,
and they had the power to address issues quickly, conveniently, and sort it all out
without fuss or bother. The more they resisted, the worse it got, and from more quarters.
they probably believe they have some sort of 'victory' in not showing anything now, but
the sad fact is, they'll still have to pay a 'journo' (term used advisedly) to fill the page
with something, or spend time pimping it out to low rate porn chat lines

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

victory!

or something

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

They must have been intimidated by all that mouse-pen sharpening.

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gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)

haha, it was an odd little term, wasn't it

I ddn't know about the article until someone else pointed it out

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)

I think they've been stopped

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)

cor

I missed all sorts of things while I was away. All I saw was that Wimbledon was rained off and, according to Sky News, the entire country was in a mass panic because a bunch of doctors set fire to 2 cars.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)

HAHAHAH

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)

haha

ace!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:45, archived)

hehehe

I still love this

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 14:47, archived)

You should give that to people who make good pirate related things!

Woooooo

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

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