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Have a Meeremu

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

it that a tiny mipsy?

(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

ummm

....?
doh oh you refer to...lol
yes it is. The beast is pregnant

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

does it lay eggs?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

No, for it is a mummul.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

just reminded me of a cabaret I once saw

..with ping pong balls 0_o

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:04, archived)

emwoo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

i prescribe

fire and lots of it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:43, archived)

and brimstone.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

would that be

stone that's on the brim?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

nope. i think the brim has overflowed.

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Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

eeeewww.

sewery...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:54, archived)

Think

about the children.
naaa. kill it

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)

I CAN SEE A

meergina.
*snigger*

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

your snigger

is contagious ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

Easter Island Cat !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

any more?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

Yes !

Did loads of these about 6 months ago for another website !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:47, archived)

She only has 1 and 1/2 legs...

/Paralympics?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

Yes

The cat must have eaten it !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

The Cat

By the way, the cat is called SCRAPPY !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

Does it have an uncle named Scooby?

Just wondering.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

Scrappy + Glass Girl !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

you can just see him thinking

"that's a funny looking fish!"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

I like this one better, I think

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

She holds her cane a funny way

for a girl with one leg.

What's her name? Peg? Eileen?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:49, archived)

aha! Cheeky Pea Opportunity!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

I'm sure I've seen this somewhere before

not this exact one but something similar

/bad memory blog

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

Err, it would have been this morning...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

yeah that's when I saw this one, but I had the same thought then too!

might have been a larson cartoon or something, I don't know

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

Perhaps you're in the Matrix....

ooooOOOOOOoooooo......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

that's a scary thought

especially with all those oooOOOOOooos

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Should I add some 111111's

to be a bit more binary?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Needs more cascading green symbols

what the hell was all that about anyway?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

God alone knows

*load of old bollocks after the first one, anyhow*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

he gets around a bit

doesn't he?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

I'd love to go to Easter Island

but it costs a fucking fortune!

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

Christmas Island's dear too.

Try Pancake Tuesday Island

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

Have you been to Pen Island?

They've even got a website - check it out!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

Total Eclipse in 2010

Would be the time to plan for. $5k for a tour, or cheaper if you organise yourself. I'll be there, come and say WOO!

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SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:56, archived)

as soon as I win the lottery I'll let you know

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

Cats In Space !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:31, archived)

that cat looks rather large

and is outside the earth's atmosphere.

E.T. You're so big!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:34, archived)

The camera is close to the cat

and its dead already.

(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

That cat is the spitting image of my

Cricket:

EDIT: Have some better pictures of her...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

he has a nice hat

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

SHE

HAS A NICE HAT!

:p

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

stop it! it's staring at me!

there's no such thing as cats, there's no such thing as cats, there's no such...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

She was sitting on my chest at the time

That cat has domination issues

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

You mean you couldn't get a picture of her...

sitting on Spazzcat's chest?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

Only one thing sits on Spazzcat's chest, Sir

and that is the weight of her overwhelming love FOR ME

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:02, archived)

ah, erm, uh...

/slides out the back door keeping an eye on BWTB....

"didn't mean anything by that, sir!!"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:07, archived)

they all do!

usually i'm right alongside the whole "evil" thing, but cats are freaky. kittens are cute, but they grow into evil cats.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:58, archived)

Much like the female of the species

Makes one wonder...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

i may be female,

i may be evil, i may even be cute, but i'm certainly not a cat!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

No?

Not even for a little scratch behind the ear?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)

well....

i have been known to purr...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)

Careful!

Don't let it out...

edit: well there was a cat in the bag here a minute ago!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

Sorry - uploaded better pics

at least your comment doesn't mention a hat

/ sniggers

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

Right you are!

I somehow feel smugly superior now.

Not for any good reason of course...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:55, archived)

Cute!

Looks a bit emo with that patch tho'

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

This sort of got away from me....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

Trippy

good though.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

That's fucking sinister

*runs home looking over shoulder*

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

It's his eyes, they're really scary.....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:28, archived)

he has terrible taste

when it comes to choosing a tie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

the man's a walking russian doll!

incredible!

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mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:29, archived)

I agree.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:36, archived)

*spacks*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:33, archived)

I want a coat like that

woOo!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:35, archived)

I bet that bloke is really wide.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

wide?

me no understandy

Edit: Deep, possibly?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:37, archived)

Not as in "fat" wide, but "pointy because he has several duplicates of himself attacthed to his front" wide.

EDIT: Deep. That's the word.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

So that would be 'deep',...

as opposed to 'wide', then?

/3-dimensional blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:42, archived)

Fine, you win the Word Wars championship.

Here is your trophy and a necessary kick up the arse.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

I was only messing :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:45, archived)

*unkicks*

You can keep the trophy though.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

Not to belittle your efforts good sir...

But that's just crying out to be Sheened!

Look out!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

Ah well, them's the breaks.

I've never Sheened, in my short time on b3ta.... perhaps now is the time.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

Nice - reminds me of agent smith

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:41, archived)

He's great for duplicating, isn't he?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:46, archived)

This reminds me of BLEASCHMNN

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:48, archived)

Are you deliberately trying to confuse me?

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:50, archived)

Does it take much?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

*sighs*

weebls-stuff.com/toons/BLEASCHMNN/

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:52, archived)

Most kind.

Thank you, sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:57, archived)

You are va va welkum.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

Goodness, no - Simple Bright Colours & Movement usually suffice.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:53, archived)

are you my long-lost twin brother then?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

Tee hee!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:00, archived)

I could well be... but now my work here is done *swirls cape* Farewell!!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:01, archived)

Who was that masked man?

I wanted to...

oh, screw it. he didn't deserve our thanks anyway!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

Oi!

Steady......

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)

Duplicating, mashing, anything really

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:05, archived)

ketchup is glue.

4 1/2 fish fingers
1 large pork pie
1 half french stick
& BLOOD - lots of blood.

(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

hahaha :D

that's really good

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:08, archived)

haha! :D

thats great

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Splendid!

i fully endorse/condone this product.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Oooh that's great

now I'm hungry

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:09, archived)

Your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle

and your pepperami

give them to me!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

it's the pieminator!

i want his crusty meat-filled hand!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

You piss on my mind!

Well it is a Monday

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

piss away,

dixieland...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

Terminator!

Much woo-age! I love the pie hand!

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

this makes me want a pie with tomato sauce on it now

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

ker

lasss

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

Blimey!

That's a bit awesome-like ¦]

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:14, archived)

hungry now

NYOM NYOM BNYOSDFM

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Woo!

Thats ace!

*clicks*

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:21, archived)

haha

brill

*clicks*

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thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

That's great desu!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:24, archived)

I saw fingers and predicted goatse

phew!
This is BRAW!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:25, archived)

That is a doable project.

I'd not be able to eat the stuff after so thats a waste.

not too sure how I'd get the hand down turkey neck bollock effect with food. Maybe parma ham.

(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

that is fucking brill!

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fross Read your email on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

mmm

I hope it was fun to eat

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:38, archived)

It was when I was a student so it wasn't wasted.

me and me mate ate the lot. Even the table.

(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:40, archived)

this reminded

me of this cartoon..

www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF219-Transfer_Patient.jpg#204

PBF is great

(prostheses, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:44, archived)

was this for a pc gamer competition

about 5years ago?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)

11 years

I was a student when it was made and that was many belt sizes ago.

they may have reused it.

(waxdart hello., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)

Still more realistic

than the effects used in the film.

Posssibly more expensive.

Did you eat it after?

(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 21:42, archived)

yes

(waxdart hello., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)

Alastair Campbell plans follow-up to The Blair Years

Blog & Archive

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

Brilliant!

*clicks*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Ha!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

hello !

good news from eclectech.

Her penguins will have company...

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:05, archived)

Haha, yup.

Hooray for stuff like that!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)

that's ace!

I was going to do something similar along the lines of 'Much Ado About Nothing' but couldn't find a decent pic.
Not much news to shop today apart from Tevez signing for ManU :(

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

That's a sport team isn't it?

I'm right aren't I??

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:26, archived)

yes

it's a football team lol
he does look a bit like lou ferringo

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

don't make him angry

you wouldn't like him when he's angry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:32, archived)

He may be one of the ugliest men in sport

but I'm still glad to have him onboard for Man. Utd. :D

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

Then and now, or now and then, depending how you look at it.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

Best of all two-wheeled transport

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

hitler jn

Click for bigger (81KB)

1 grandson and black tape et voila

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

hehe :)

he looks cheery

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

take away the tache

and that cutie looks like a baby pachey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

Blimey, so it does

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

same little smile and everything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

Thats quite scary actually...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

There's two of them!

ANYWAY I'M OFF- nighty night all! xxxx

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

night *pipes off*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

You did that to your own child?

YOU DREW THREE SIXES ON MY BABY'S HEAD? (sorry, two pints moment)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

You are a nawty

Please tell me you took him out like that

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

b3ta childs!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

yes

has to be done

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

Pfffft!

Submit it to www.babiesthatlooklikehitler.com

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

lite hitler?

easier on the waistline?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

Oh shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Splendid Work, that man.

:-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

you have a grandson? should you be on the internets???

*jokes*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

wots the internet

"jokes"

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:02, archived)

ha!

Does anyone remember who did the halloween suicide bomber with the party poppers ?

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

Wasn't it Zaphods Wombat's daughter?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

i thought he had all boys.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

Not him then....

Argh, it was only reposted the other day.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:16, archived)

Rotating wobbly hat

/evening spazz back helpful blog

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)

Unshopped

Not sure if it's compo worthy. Or relevant.

(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

yes

redex has been readily available in shops since before you were born

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

£11:99

That's gone up hasn't it! I remember when it was 3/6 a gallon!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

Fair Point.

But, as you often remind us all, you are older than time itself.

:)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

Pah!

I was drawing me old age pension before you were a barely divided nucleus!
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Quad Errat Demonstrandum, Good Sir.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Thursday week!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

I've got some in the boot of my car

what's your point?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

make sure you don't spill it on the prostitutes' corpses

as it smells very strong

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

get your cock out of my ear.

Or at least use some lube.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

well

that's given me a pleasant mental image to keep me chipper till ican go home

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

To make it better

make my eyes spin in my head every time you thrust.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

hahaha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

ch-ching!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

where do you pay out from?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Depends on what you want to be paid in.

_{struggling with what, schnookums?}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

life at the moment

i had a very black couple of hours after lunch

coming out of it now though

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

*hug*

I'm here, you know. Not that you'd take me up on it, but I am.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

cheers lover

but now, i go home, for we have viewing! :D

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

viewing?

house? baby? hmm?

Whichever it is good luck, yay, it'll all be good and *mwa*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

2 lemons!

that's £1 in the bank

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

hold ~ hold ~ nudges

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Can't help the feeling I'm being violated here.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

all in the best possible taste my dear

(

The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:58, archived)

*crosses legs ridiculously*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

stains too

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

To keep the dead ladies company?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

well, they need the extra lubrication

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

I've got Maddy in the boot of my car.

dead.

(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

but it's green

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

perfect....

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

Green is a perfect colour.

You didn't mean that, I know, but I don't care. Green is better than all other colours.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

I love green

Colour of envy

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

and natural loveliness.

And people about to be sick.

\o/

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

And paramedics

I need my brain seeing to

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

*massages brain*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

I'm rather particular to Burnt Sienna myself.

...not the Miller variety though.

Though, on second thoughts...

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

BURN THE WITCH

Why is she considered attractive? She's got one of those 'plain birds of the 80s' faces and she dresses like someone with senile dementia.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

I sort of guessed you wouldn't be a fan.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

Well she's a cunt.

And she shagged Jude Law, so she's a prick by proxy as well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

*googles*

Hmmmmmm, she's ok-ish.

/international playboy blog

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Pfft. She's got a face like a Somerfield girl.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

looks green to me

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

I'm in ur fuel sistim chimicly modifyin ur fluids

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

mmmmmmmmm!

fluids...

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

sometimes I think about all the different kinds of fluids that different things have

and then I laugh because, well, fluids are funny!

Just don't mix them innapropriately!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

mixing fluids

often, you will need an appropriate emulsifier.

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

I feel life would be greatly improved

with a free range of emulsifiers

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:04, archived)

Boomboomchk he's got fluid

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

and he's about to share!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

speaking of sharing fluid

did you see your stats quote today?
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:01, archived)

*glees*

I would too!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:03, archived)

Arf!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

you wrote for luck

they sent me crayons and glue

(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

*bez dances*

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Oh you should see how good at that I am when I'm drunk.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

*wangles maracas*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

greenex?

(

VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

you didn't make it....not unless you are some kind of arab sheikh

I'd say fuck No!

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

have not seen it on TV

(

P3te "the Meat", Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

'deadpan' magazine used to have 'as seen on tv' on the cover

cos it was once on the shelves of the newsagent in coronation street

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Good on em

You know you have made it in media publishing when that happens

(

P3te "the Meat", Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

obviously

a colour blind designer there

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sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

LOL!

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:57, archived)

Hmmm, Halfords pricing is more stupid than I remember.

At least the proper car parts shop down the road sells things at normal prices i.e. brake light bulb for 50p.

(

M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Nimble Jungle Girl

No boobs here.

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

cor!

no fur = mmmm

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

they are Both Splendid.

and the first picture is nice as well.

Ba-dum

Tish!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

DOWN THOR! DOWN!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

Ow!

that hit me right on the end.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Bloody good shot, then . . .

then . . . Arf!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

DAMMIT!

The 'to pixel' pile is already teetering dangerously!

Woo!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

your hard drive may be subject to a strong gust of wind.

blowing them all across the office.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

I am off to look at this

and masturbate furiously.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

*offers tweezers*

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

are they zircon encrusted?

*desperately hopes mediocre is around so someone gets my incredibly obscure cultural reference*

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Can see Dora's aura...

reference gotten!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

Huzzah!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:54, archived)

That's the one advantage to being an old fart (in training)

I can get references like that with no effort.

In case I miss you tomorrow, Happy B3taday (one day early)!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:59, archived)

Ta!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:07, archived)

Frank Zappa FTW

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

\o/

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

;)

Tweezers won't do the job, man! Why do you think I learnt to manipulate individual atoms?

Anyway, I'd rather not use your tweezers after you, even if you have dunked them in bleach first.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

my JJ folder is going to explode one of these days...

and before anyone else does it:
~~JJ folder~~ cock
there

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

Bigger animals?

I hope not! The little skins suit just fine!!

Nice use of perspective, btw. I like how the things that are closer to the viewer (end of knife blade, large mammalian protuberances) appear bigger than the unimportant stuff in the background.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

fish!

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

how delightfully gamine

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

posted 3and a half hours later....

redrew and colourified and shaded and stuff to his wonderful pic that he posted here

full size here
different one here
another different one here

took longer than I'd imagined. 3 and an arf hours.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)

www.monstapress.com :)

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

hahaha

:D

that's all the sex right there

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

of course!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Her nipples are protected by copyright?

Nice stuff. I think.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

yay!

(do not know if still would)

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

haha

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

beth ditto?

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

KK Fangirl, Alex.

Site Much?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

she looks like she's in the middle of experimenting

with chemicals in some lab

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

can you do a picture of me

i'm not a kk fangirl though

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

DON'T LIE!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Of course.

Gaz or email me a picture.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

cool

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:55, archived)

COD EYE

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

*gags pedantichrist*

C];0)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

hahaha

you just had a shipment of all the gags from the All China Gag Manufacturer Symposium 2007 imported have you?

:)

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

Hahahah

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

rose west?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

5 replies and no woo...

WOO!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

I like that

can I be a KK fangirl? :)

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

Of course you may.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

It's Thelma off Scooby Doo!

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:11, archived)

Harder, Fitter,

Faster,
Stronger

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

i thought it was you

did you forget your password or something?

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

yep

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

oops

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

She stole my daft punk dance

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

If you can do that, I demand proof.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

I *think* I can, at 2am, or while doing the dusting

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:48, archived)

Well, if you think you can, then you can.

;)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:49, archived)

Ha!

I was playing badminton whilst dancing to this song Saturday night.

Hyuk pic-tur yarn guh!

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:22, archived)

"understanding mona lisa"

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

now then

there's gonna be trouble in a mo

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Why?

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

cos I'm getting pissed up

and some blokes looking at my dog

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

oh ok.

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

But while there's moonlight, and music, and love and romaaaaaaaaaance

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

lets face the music

and dance

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

*grabs*

*dances*

*slides hand on to bum*

*waggles eyebrows*

;D

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

*cuts in*

*wipes CWagon where the ginge has touched her*
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

Pfft

*wanders in all ginger like, and sweeps the sausage away from Dave*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

hello Darlin'

*dancifondles*

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

Phwoar!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:53, archived)

ARg...

I feel like I'm ten again at a barndance...being passed from person to person

(hello me lovely :D)

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

lol

"eyebrows"

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

Hello you

Careful or we'll hook you up to the same generator as Dave the hat with those wagglers you got there.

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

*dons protective rubber gloves*

*earths self*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

I've just messed in my paaaaaaaance

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

let us align towards the auditory patterns and perambulate in an oscillatory fashion

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

hate it when those things visit in the night to suck out your soul

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

what - n00bs?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

fucking hell

I've been invaded by n00bs!!

*runs to the cellar and gets the assistance of the shoe elves*

edit: what the boat? this is stolen??

You great big piss stealing n00b!!

bad noob bad!

go to the cupboard, and think about what you've done

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

yeah

we can still see the worth1000 tag

you fuckwit

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

*unmuzzles*

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

Quick! Cut the lead! Cut the lead!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

At least crop the damn tag if you're going to steal.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

that's not ZOO's policy anymore.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Mnnnngh

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

if you're going to steal someone elses work...take the tag of it you muppet

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

FAIL

you FAIL in life.

Thank you.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

You just scared the crap out of my boss

And I now have to clear it up

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

That's no plaice!

O_o

*weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEE*

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

You could have at least added your own tag

such as John1x

You picture theiving tiny brained donkey shaped sheep phoetus.

edit: afternings

(

Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Say what you mean!

:P

'ningles matey.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

hahahaha

lovely pic

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

haha

wtf?

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

haha

wtf¡

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, archived)

haha

wtf!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

Hahahaha!

What an excellently hatstand pic!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

HAHAHAH

!!!!

(

Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

Oh that's beautifully silly!

(

in vino veritas, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:46, archived)

I bet you someone acally did that.

I mean who would think that would be a possible problem?

(

Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:15, archived)

a born b3ta regular?

*tracks down*

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:19, archived)

Are you bundyal ?

www.worth1000.com/emailthis.asp?entry=288918

you don't look like Bundyal

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

hmmm

I love it!

(iamah, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:39, archived)

I knew his nose would fall off eventually..

(

Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Ah,

but did you place it as a bet at a reputable bookie?

No, you didn't did you? You can see the future, but you're far too lazy to act upon your prescience. I despise you and your ilk.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Leave his elk out of it.

Oh, sorry - ilk.

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

Spang!

(

Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

oh jesus

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

arf! :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Put fur on it

and make it "Hairy Putter".

Go on. Off you go.

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

haha :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

Do you still have sock?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

he never had the sock

(

mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

he's not my sock :(

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)

And all along.... :-(

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

sorry for bursting the bubble

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Hahaha! Yay!

I thought I'd seen all of your sock chicanery

but clearly I've missed a few! Any chance of a gallery?
pleeeeeeease!?

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

your wish

GALLERY

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

*cries*

They won't return my pictures . . .
hahaha! Cheers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

fab :)

*plinky plonks*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

it's a very weird version

but kinda funky in a 'Bon-Tempi' way

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)

I like it :)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

I think it should be made compulsory to hear that music whenever you browse the image challenge entries

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:43, archived)

instantly making them 20% better :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)

hahaha *result!*

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:52, archived)

not yet..

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

This could be a bindun, seemed obvious...

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

Fuckinell Arch

have you seen the salt level?!

(

Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

*peers*

Wow, that is a bit.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

So,

that'd mak it a cereal killer.

(

Not Pineapple anymore, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:59, archived)

pfft!

(jmaxi returned again on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)

OH NOES!

1/15th of your daily allowance!

But I do see where you're coming from as it is a cereal-thingy.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

Fabulous!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

I was going to do a whole little army of them...

but I really couldn't superglue any more of the present Mrs. Architect's breakfast for the next few days

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

use the bite-size weetabix

and you could make a mini-me for Domobix

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

I am now going to go home and make edible domos

*girl on a mission*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

YES

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

...*girl on a unicycle*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

...*juggling*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Nude Motorcycle Girl!

even

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

topless skateboard nun

edit: nice edit

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

thanks

I like to keep on top of things

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

*removes seat*

(I'm sorry)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

you're not really sorry though are you?

if you were really sorry you wouldn't be heading for that cobbled street

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

Hahahahahahahahaha

I dont think anything I could ever say could beat that comment.

You utter cunt :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

and you go... back back and forth and forth...

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

Are unicycles allowed at a roller disco?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

Well, it has its advantages...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:41, archived)

*unicycle in a girl*

(

mutster101 fell over, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

"See Hot Girls Swallowing Unicycles Whole! only $4.95"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Use selotape!

It'll pull off any infected bits when you remove it.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

that 'the present' gives the impression it's not going to last

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

that 'the present' is a Woganism

but it is handy, keeps 'em on their toes
/looks around to make sure she isn't about to see this comment

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

haha

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Not you too!

I'm the present Mrs Trellis...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

hahaha, this gets uncannier by the day ;)

yup, I'm a TOG

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)

I have Radio 2 on in the workshop

But can't ever really hear it :-(

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

radio 2 is generally on here from 7.30 until 7,

unless I decide to listen to other music on the 'pooter

/ex-big quiz 'champeen' on the steve wright show

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:51, archived)

Gorgeous!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

Is that tesco?

wheat biscuits sounds very tesco value.

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

tesco 'healthy living' to be precise

healthy living = cost twice as much as the normal stuff

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

And looks/sounds half

of what normal stuff is. by the looks of that.

(

Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Tesco Value generic wheat bits glued together

are nicer than weetabix! FACT!
well no . . . opinion ashally

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

ALL HAIL DOMO!

*clicks*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Asda value range

or lidl?
Heehee!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Hurray!

For real life Domos!
Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

ITS GONNA EET ME!

*heads for hills*

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Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Argh argh arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Argh argh arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

woo!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

Stevie wasn't too impressed with the new Anthony Gormley installation

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

just what the fuck is art anyway?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

Whatever an artist deems it to be.

An artist being someone who the art world deems to be an artist.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

mostly bollocks in other words

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

Not when it comes to

Earning millions of pounds for shitting in a box or whatever.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

where do i sign up?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

i have a name for it even..

I will call the masterpiece 'Copro Cabana'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

It's the short version of Arthur.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Pretentious shite.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

BLINDIST!

RACIST!
ART-IST!
Also heheh.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

I called someone a racist at the weekend for calling me a bisto kid.

I've decided that was wrong at me. But we may have wet ourselves laughing at the time.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

what's a bisto kid?

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

On the bisto adverts.

The ones that smell the bisto.

www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/1666/bistsm.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

yeah i know that.

but why's it racist?

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

answer the mink

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

erm...

i don't know

*shrugs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

I know you don't know - you mentil!

I mean "[Wow - ]Answer The Mink['s question]"

:D

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

now that's a sttement we can all agree on

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

Hey, he knows I take a long time to do anything.

This is the one person who I talk to off the board!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

really?

the only one?

*honoured*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

haha

you're being stalked

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

i wish

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

You tart!

*jealouses*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

*soothes*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

*grumbles*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

*fondles*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

*looksn suspicious*

*enjoys and relents*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Well occasionally I shall text micto and get NOTHING back.

I send him photos of himself.

I just text you stuff. Words and shit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

jezobel!

hussy!
etc!

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

I'm the Jezabel?!

out of him and me he's by far the easiest.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

who you talking about?

it better not be me

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

Bisto is brown.

It was a tenuous link, I may have been high as a kite at the time.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

blah blah blah

blah high as a kite blah

ah, i see

=D

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

It was the weeeekend.

I was in sunny Leamington, watching crackheads fight in the street from my mate's safe 3rd story window.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

one that sniffs the air

and goes 'aaaah, bisto!'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

also, the best thing to walk into any orgy and say.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

better than

"ARRRGGHH! - Bristow!"

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

"that reminds me, i must buy fish cakes and button mushrooms"

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

pahaha!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

were you sniffing a brown vapour trail in the air? :)

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

I was sniffing dinner, I believe, yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

M-ist

Actually.

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Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

Mistist.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

And what has Dame Judi ever done to you?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

office lol!

A wheezy one too.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

*slaps back*

*hides ciggies*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

which reminds me

I've run out of cigs.... and got no cash on me either........ bugger

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

Have one of mine.

I shall paypal it to you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

He must get that a lot

(Adrian Monk, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)

no real reason..........

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

Woo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

arf

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

Heh!

It's a deal, it's a steal- it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it. BUCKAAARK!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

"jesus christ! you could choke a dozen donkeys on that!"

"the price is still two hundred quid"

"not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your sky rocket it's not!"

my favourite part of the film

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Sting is such a cock.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

I fully endorse this reply.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

'cock-stock'

arf!

reminds me, I REALLY need a shower :/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

pfft

I mean, "ewww"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

do you have crusty patches?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

see below

She spent the weekend shaggin' some (lucky) bloke with a pipe and a beard. (So she claims - it wasn't me so I can't vouch...)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

^this

\o/

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

Not that I'm complaining!

Anytime a clean-shaven guy like me can get a birthday SMOOOSH is a good time in my book!

Can we pretend it's my birthday again?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

*smoooosh!*

*falls back onto settee*
sorry Heff, thass yer lot - I am absolutely knackered. For some reason.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

Hm, go figure!

Can't see why you'd be so exhausted today.

Uh oh - the Sarcasm-O-Meter just went off the charts!

Oh, and I think I'm all dizzy from smoooshing again! If I paste my hedgehog to my chin, would that be enough like a beard?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

We could try it ....

... but seriously, I need a thorough wash and a good night's sleep before I can even begin to contemplate experimental hedgehog smooshing

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:47, archived)

Is it still in the experimental phase?

I can't honestly believe nobody's thought to go to such extremes for your top-drawer smooooshings!

But do enjoy your washings and sleepings, Debbil-dahling!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:56, archived)

i use mine to rest it on when fully erect

or i fall forward.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

is Andrew McD based on your cock?

have you had a Prince Albert accident?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

stop looking at me in the showers.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

donut-headed fish-cock

that is just so wrong ......

..... yet strangely intriguing .......

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)

impressive

or a total lie. Either way...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

mmmm

i like oxo.
in a cup 3 cubes, hot water, some bread for dippin', job's a good 'un.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

christ...........

isn't it beef flavoured salt?

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WOLF .™, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

as long as it's meat flavoured i'm ok!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

*unzips*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)

ah lock stock,

the most punnable of all movie titles...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:27, archived)

Inspiration from below... a previous post, not hell.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

:D haha!

I love Skeggy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

hahah

reminds me of the viz one

'skegness - is fucking shit'
issued by mablethorpe borough council

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

i've got that poster on order :D

(

mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

i love viz
i am very upset i never got around to buying an elvis dambusters clock-plate of tutenkhamoun

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

hahaha me too

I also wanted:

The Princess Diana Full English Breakfast Plate of Hope
The Princess Diana & 911 'Hands across the ocean of tragedy' collectors plate
And 'Life of Christ, in cats'

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

28 shit street was another classic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

Little Ted West

Ich Bin Ein Naughty Boy

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

all superb

also the 'shit street' little model council house rip offs of those twee little pottery cottages

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

i PISS in your MIND

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

^This

Possibly the best thing ever. I was so close to buying one and completely forgot to send the order form off. I found it when I was clearing my last desk out.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

The "Mrs Brady - Old Bat Out of Hell" poster makes me titter.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

viz = ace.

STUDENTS!
left school?
no money?
no job?
then fuck off.
Gnatwest: the bank that likes to say fuck off.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

cor! blast from the past!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

Did you ever see the little-remembered Mrs Mad Bastard?

She just went 'Erk! Gibber gibber' and then exploded.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

hahaha

I've got the Viz book with all their ads from over the years. Absolute quality.

Sexual Temperament Spoon -
"One whack, and it's on the slack!"

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

hahah

my favs are the news articles
'morrisey is a twat - it's official!'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:16, archived)

Viz is the best thing EVA!!1

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)

Mablethorpe FTW!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahaha

rubbish

(although you can get a 7 bedroom house for 200k)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

What can you get for 50p?

It's the 'Indoor Market' capital of Britain.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

A B&B in Whitby I stayed in had the original of this framed

And it was of course "so bracing".

Only the English tourist board could try to sell the "sit in a deckchair in the freezing wind and rain from the North Sea" as a *bonus*. What a genius stroke of marketing!

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fross Read your email on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:05, archived)

"after spending 11 and a half shit months in your depressing factory with no future"

"why not fucking suffer by the sea for two weeks eating crap ice cream and piss flavoured fish and chips on the beach and beat your screaming children silent with the impossibly designed deckchairs available from that nice man who has just been let out of jail"

:D

really, this country is a "little" odd

:D

edited to add the obvious

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

Murumhumhum

I've got to spend an entire week there at the end of August. I've _got_ to. They're forcing me. Bastards.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:07, archived)

nip to ingoldmells and have a game of quasar

(if it's still there)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)

Oh yes, it's still there.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

i nearly broke a mate's nose in that quasar

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

The Quasar got replaced with an indoor karting track a while ago...

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:12, archived)

It's a lovely place!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

They've ruined the arcades!

They're all packed with 2Fast2Furious wanky crap poo games. Where's all the JAMMA cabs with Double Dragon at 10p a go?! I found a sit-down Outrun in the fair, and Oasis had an arcade graveyard at the back with a full sit-down Simpsons, but it was bost. I could've cried. And I did.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

fuck yes! Wheres Samuarai Shodown when you need it

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

It's soul destroying.

The oldest game they had on the pier was House of the Dead 3. In my youth, it was jammed with JAMMAs of The Punisher, DD, Knights of the Round, Captain Commando, plus a few of Neo Geos with King of the Monsters.

At least it has a working Propcycle though.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

I remember seeing Firefox, and later Dragon's Lair

both laserdisc games on that pier.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)

Man Dragon's Lair was quite ubiquitous in the late 80s early 90s.

I played DL a grand total of once, not making that mistake again.

I would slaughter thousands upon thousands of innocent people in order to play Virtua Cop again :(

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)

With you there on Dragon's Lair. A definite case of WTF? gaming.

Virtua Cop was OK, but Time Crisis beat it with that foot pedal.

Then again, NAMCO did brilliant jobs on Ridge Racer and Tekken but only after SEGA had got there first with their plain 3D vectors.

Don't get me started on I, Robot though...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:37, archived)

Just do what I did

Get a copy of MAME for your PC, and get all the old arcade games for that. I build a USB joystick out of decent jap arcade parts and am loving playing all the old classics at home!

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

I'm still trying to convince HER

to allow me to build a MAME cab for the front room. Apparently I "have enough game shit" and she won't let me buy the MDF.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)

I wish I had the room/skill to build a MAME cab

This is what I use:

Got my PC hooked up to a Scart TV with a hacked VGA cable, so it displays virtually identically to an arcade monitor.

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mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

I say

that's rather decent

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:42, archived)

I wish I had this:

The most glorious cab in the whole wide yorld

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:44, archived)

Bah!

If you where really hardcore you'd have a Neo Geo hooked up to a bare arcade monitor that gave you shocks when you touched it, and you could only play it using a coin mech that only took old 50p pieces! :D

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Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 17:23, archived)

Tell her the alternative is to buy enough Lego to make one...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:39, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*cries*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

buy it

and restore it

live out your dreams in your garage

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

I would've done.

But I am not Archer Maclean, so I have no clue how to go about restoring cabs. Plus the fact that my garage is full of corpses.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)

I'd be willing to shell out a four figure sum

for an original sit-down Spy Hunter. Rare as hen's teeth.

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

R-Type

and Bubble Bobble right at the back.

Mind you, Mablethorpe had one of those sit-down light-projection racing games for aaaaages. Can't remember what it was called, but it was lovely to see it while it lasted.

A full Star Wars cab is still the best, though full motion Space Harrier and Power Drift are a merry old whizz.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

Power Drift

is the only driving game I play, as all the rest are foetid arseholes.

I'll have to look out for the BB cab, but I now have a huffy girlfriend to drag around these places. She didn't even let me look around Eastgate market last time.

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Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

Umm. don't hold your breath.

I've not been to Skeggy or Mablethorpe for about 10 years now. *sighs*

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:33, archived)

Skeggies!

Best postcard ever.
And of course, known as the ghey capital of England.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)

don't you mean brighton?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

Oh yes.

*nods* my mate Dan and his husband went there recently for their honeymoon and were suprised at how much they all try and 'outgay' each other.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

haha!

GAY OFF!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

No, you gay off!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)

*gays off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

a good mincing eases the soul....

*minces*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

Nyooo stylee!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

DrZaarlon Approves Of This "Nyoo Stylee"!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:56, archived)

Ohhhhh

Nice clouds!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)

Thankyou. They are stolen from this

s7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/?action=view¤t=darkskies-small.gif

I'm so lazy.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

Boooooooo!

;)

Compo it.

Still gr8 stuff tho!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

That's very woo.

G'ning SSS.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

I wave

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

groovy

am I going to be in the next one?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)

I'm going to do a special GQ fanart one.

It will be oozing with deep-seated romantic undertones, and will comment mainly on the futility of a relationship between man and goose.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

happy happy days, I love thee Veronda

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

You'll find her one day grandma.

One day, posibly in 4 GQ's time.

Dont forget her when you make tea.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

keyule noo stoiyle

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 15:59, archived)

Fankoo meester spechul

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

boom chika wow woow

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

*inserts can of lynx where angels fear to tread*

I bloody hate those ads. :)

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

nice

but bloody clouds? *cries*
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

Super stuff

Not seen anything new from you in aaaaaages

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)

I've been an uninspired SugarSpun

But recent unemployment has spurred me on.

Anyone want to give me a comission?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

Huzzah for unemployment!

I too am in the creative doldrums. :(

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

I reccomend drugs and sunrises

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

Drugs I can do

Sunrises are a bit of a problem (especially in high summer)

Now... Tequila Sunrises... that I CAN do.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:06, archived)

This time of years the easiest, less time to stay awake

If its not possible, video it and play it back when you wake up.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:08, archived)

Nice mushrooms

and sunrise on Coombe Hill, Bucks.

Best. Thing. Ever.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

Sitting in my brothers kitchen at 5am on saturday

watching the sunrise over kidderminster town center. A beautiful illusion :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)

^^ also this :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)

Its not all bad. More time to draw :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)

You are not unemployed

as you have just left college/university so really you are on "school holidays".

Unemployment only starts in the middle of September so enjoy your holiday!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)

oooooh!

They need a special 'anti blood' brolly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)

One that is AIDS-protected

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)

we should patent this. For the apocalypse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)

woo! \m/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:02, archived)

Hello.

I like your new style. Could I have it? How's your life going these days?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:12, archived)

Hello little wheelybird.

You can borrow my style whenever you want, so long as I'm not using it.

I'm grand thankyou! Unemployed, but glad. Hows life in your little world?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

It's not too bad.

We're moving house at the end of the month to a house just up by the windmill. Tonight I'm going to see The Good, The Bad and The Queen at the Towers of Londons.

The job is slightly better, but I would still prefer to be working for myself.

How did you lose your job? Weren't you able to pump out pints fast enough?

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)

I got all annoyed and angry at the boss and sort of didnt turn up.

I figure its better I do this than outright call him names. because I could get quite angry and shouty at him. He is an idiot.

Closer to the windmill? This is good, but careful you don't go too close to its windymills.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)

i wanna see them :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)

I like the new cut of your jib :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)

Thankyou lovely 'Pot :)

Heres hoping my friend does too. This is a housewarming present featuring me and my matey types. They are lovelies :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:17, archived)

\o/

this is great

you are great yay!

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:32, archived)

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