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# milady drew a bee

then i 'inked' it :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# I 'inked' my neighbour's dog this afternoon
he wasn't very happy
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# well, to be fair, he has told you about doing that before...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# you "inked" your lady's "bee"
is this some new slang?

:D

nice bee!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# yeah, "inked" is slang for "colouring in"




ok, ok, i traced it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# "colouring in"
is that slang for.. um

ah.. i don't have the strength

*drops dead*

X_X
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I IS WINNAR!!!!!
you is ded
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# LOL
I IS IN UR ENVIRNMENTS DECOMPOSIN
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# i is in ur corpse
pumpin my spluff
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I is in ur wardrobe
fwapping furiously while taking pictures on a £30 webcam from argos.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# crikey!
that argos webcam is 3 times as expensive as my argos webcam!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Not only that
It says 'L'espion' on it.

It might as well just call me a man-hating truck driver.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Beeeee!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Ceeeee!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# BOB? BIG BOB?
is that you? after all this time?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Big Bob is dead, son.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Oh I do like bees!
:D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# yes, best of all the black and yellow insects




much much better than the other fuckers
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Bees are good
but not when they fly in your helmet
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Oh come on
don't tell me that wasn't intentional


hehehe, you said helmet
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# no not my bellend , my motorbike helmet crazy foo'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# i think either context is valid
after all, much as i like bees, i wouldn't want one in my bellend.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# oh go on
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# nope
not even with the speed control and extra stimulator
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# BEEEEEEEE!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# I like Bees
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?
'M COVERED IN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# That's gonna bug me so incredibly much...
...What's that from?

EDIT: No, nevermind, already worked it out. Going to go listen to that now. G'nite B3ta.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# top beeage
beepost:
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I adore your animations!
*glees at the bee*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# bee glee!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# yay, did you see this one?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Yes!
\o/
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# indeed

\0/
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# yay bees!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Shiny
I likes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# fanks
source - also by me :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# That's also a pretty awesome picture.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# combination of luck and persistence :D
i was trying to time it to get a pic of the bee on the flower, but managed to go one better
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I need to get batteries for my camera
So I can take pictures of things to draw them. Like bees.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# shiny bees!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I love be-es
best of all the stinging insects
I hate wa-asps
they are cunts!

SERIOUS: could someone tell me how to get one pen-tool object in potatoshop to "punch" through another? (leaving nothing in the hole) In fireworks, this was a piece of piss...what was it now...oh yeah, tools/punch
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Select the shape layer that needs the piece removing
Select the pen tool and rather than create a new shape layer click on the third button along "subtract from shape layer".

Then trace the punched-out shape and it will be removed from the first shape layer.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Thanks trusting wine lady
much appreciated :-)

Seems a shame that I have to trace teh sodding image more that once =)
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Trust no one...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# that's a budding snippet of humour
...Arf
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I can't believe it either
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Believe...!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
it's hard to find out what part is from a toy
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# i think these were ALL done a few years back.
ibuleve, i cant believe, etc etc etc
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Cue the Benny Hil music
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# jizz-tastic
17 points
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# A
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# he's kinda cool too...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# i prefer the internet one
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# They are 8 yrs old, I was thinking they'd dig that one too
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Puts my discharge to shame
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# You should be proud of that
He's shooting out all of the sweetcorn that got lodged inside.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# There'd be more
if it were a black one.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)
# needs more pedantichrist's face
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# ^ This
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Just mentally picture it
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)
# no thanks!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# I always do.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# mmm
a smartcar
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Sweet christ!
That is quite insane and burning my eyes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I hope there's a little trundly box of tissues following just out of shot
Woo!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Lo Bob!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Wow, it's Bonnie Langford!
:P
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Yeah
I didn't vector the fishnets and tap shoes :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)
# then it would have been
Wayne Sleep.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Top stuff
IVV
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# SCHNURRICANE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Carrot top
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# That is my daily dose of IVV sorted
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Haha!
I don't think I'm daily :)

I note that I haven't vectored you yet...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# don't do it!
it's a trap!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:51, archived)
# it's not enough for me
*demands more IVV*

:D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Perhaps you need an IVV IV?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# ACE!
Wow!!!!

I love it!

*profile*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Rather Good
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Where's Cher?
:)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Doing the Shoop Shoop Song behind my sofa
since you ask.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *passes pistol*
you know what to do.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# thats a bit
top banana v.

love it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# :)
Nicely done
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Random Threadjack:
Our (very) local newspaper is reporting that Castro is dead.
www.nsk.se/apps/pbcs.dll/forside

In other news, the poll to the right on the front page says "Do you use a digital camera?". As of this moment, 30 percent have answered "I don´t know".

This has been a local news announcement. Thank you and good night.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# I think he's been dead for months
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Didn't the communists in the USSR apparently keep Brezhnev 'conveniently' alive for months
for show or some such nonsense, as memory fails me..
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# yeah
quite handy if you want to complete some nonsense they've instigated
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Yay
That's rather nice!

Ning IVV
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Ningles
:D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Argh, The speckled band!
woo
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# My mum said you're very very clever
And she's older than you so that makes it better because you've got respect from your elders. :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Thank your mum from me
I'm sure I'm closer to her age than yours though :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# whoah!


that is all ;)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Top stuff Vino
I can see why the young lad is chuffed! :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)
# bindun?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Should it read dropping boms on our OWN troops ?
/current affair controversial-type-ness.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# No, i notice that the yanks seem
to specialise in dropping bombs on OUR troops!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Aye that's what I meant
Ahhh, I see now how these mistakes happen in the first place !
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)
# pffftttt....
no but it doesnt matter - this is your interpretation - woo!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# ONLY $1!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# 'Kin avitt !
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
# 'kin did'n'all!
:)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Just HAVE to share this image I found
www.pbase.com/image/60834056

I'll use it in a pic sometime, can't be arsed now. But it is soooooo funny.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# YOU DID WHAT!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Launched a scud missile into Zimbabwe
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:48, archived)
# he needs a ciggy and a beer
(dont we all!)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# That dog invented 'cool'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# fucking flying little girl just crashed through my roof
Youse a vandal Zank
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# she may have come from a seppo bomber
could be friendly fire?
b3ta.com/board/7544499 - a la Cape Perna! :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:41, archived)
# *plays age of empires*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Haha -
It's Piss Weak World!
*clicks!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:25, archived)
# lalalalalala

Mediocre? Never heard of him.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# hahah
brill
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# The scary thing is
I never knew I was so good at drawing cartoon bellends.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# Drawing is fine
I'm with you on that (Animated many a penis me)

It's the touching of them that's worrying. Unless it's your own of course, and then you can be proud.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Can you make it spunk?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Is that something you request often ?
;)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Only on the weekends
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Are you propositioning me?
I thought about it but I'm too lazy! Hooray!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# i read that as "are you prepositioning me?"
i'm beside myself!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Yarrr,
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Makes me think of some form of flat cap.
Whippet bothering and pigeon fancying must surely follow.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# Or just a big hairy bollock.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Bollockswheels FTW!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Owwww YES!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)
# I task that the profile is this.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# man. that is
FUCKING CLASS.

clever bunny kixos.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Fair play also
Looks like she has a wazzo set of jugs.
Minger mind......
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Leo would agree
he spent enough time on them.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Leo Sayer
spunked on Mona Lisa's tits ?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# this is not true
im pretty certain that at no stage in his life has that fuzzy headed throat nutted warbler ever got wood
let alone 'spunked one out"!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Did he get Wood
over Woody Allen and Edward Woodward ?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)
# cold shower.
now.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Not with you I aint !
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# no way.
hot only, and on my own. (or perhaps with a group of ladies)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Now that
is great

coveted woo alert

(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Hi cockalorum!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Oooo
That's awfully well done, that is.

Share your secret?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Plenty of water
and 9 hours sleep
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Why that is well done
clickity woo!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Cor!
Nicely done
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# That's absolutely superb!
Just brilliant stuff!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Rather woo


Sure beats my earlier effort
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:35, archived)
# still, it's bigger than the original,
AND it has beer in it.

cushty.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I'll have the soft drink option please.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Wonderful Tribs!
:)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:56, archived)
# deleted
deleted
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 0:29, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 13:22, archived)
# A double-bagger
Yay
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# I'd wank over it if...
...you gave her some eyebrows!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Are you god?
MY god at least?
*clicks*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Inspired!
All the woos belong to you.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:47, archived)
# wow
top work!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)
# hahaha
now that's comedy!

soon available in virtual reality 3d

:D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# 'ning all.



(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# is this your homework Larry?

IS THIS YOUR HOMEWORK LARRY?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# woo !
nice one
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# *AAAAAAAAAAahahhahaha*
Oh yes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# This deserves more recognition
I demand this gets more recognition
And woos. Plenty of woos.

(woo)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# I hadn't heard about the golden shower
so thanks for letting me know!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I animated my local bum

I took a picture of him on thursday, that isnt a guitar in his hand, he pretends to play a cardboard cut out, i felt sorry and bought him a sausage roll from sayers, just thought i would share him
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# That's not a bum.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# That's no moon
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Blimey!
You're about a lot of late.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I have been known to dabble
here and there, where time permits.

I've just watched "the condemned" and had a spare few mins before watching another film.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# hello
fella!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Hello sexy genius
/not gayness really.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# hi you daft ball of loveliness
hows that big fat brain of yours?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Get a Broom
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# And a mop
and a selection of cleaning products.

You're such a janitor PP !!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# ok
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Were they originally
white pants, but because of the sweeping, (ie mixing with dust and dirt being swept along), they turned brown ?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# no....
it was a reply to.. brownpants.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Oh I know matey
but let's roll with the train of thought..
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# you can't sweep trains up.
they run away.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:30, archived)
# That can't be added to
you win all the cheeses.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# Ahh, brownpants
thank you
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Juicy and full of dancing elves
only because I'm awake. When I'm asleep, they write their memoirs.

How's your elbow ?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# much the same as the other.
thinking of getting a third. but is three elbows greedy?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# It all depends
if the other person has finished with it, then I see no 'arm in it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:25, archived)
# .
pfft
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Arf
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# And you have a bum that is distant?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# i didn't want to take a picture near him
i felt sly
i also didn't want to catch anything
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# and he might have caught
you wanking if you left the safety of the bushes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# poverty isn't catching
unless you're a stockbroker
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# ha ha
i like this more than i should
for some reason
*clicks
it's the bobbing head that makes it
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# cardboard instruments
give the best tunes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# so well animated. brilliant.
love it. and have clicked accordingly.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# You could at least have shopped a CDC onto that

/edit: is your local bum John Lithgow?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Now that you've said that
someone surely will
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# And now that you've said that
no one will ;)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Well played
But how does his cardboard guitar sound ?

Does it rock !?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# It dooesn't make a noise
its just a peice of cardboard that he pretends to play
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:11, archived)
# That response reminded me of "Newt"
from Aliens.

She's just a piece of plastic........

Yeah, it's cardboard, but how does it sound !?
Does he go for the rock guitar or Acoustic ?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# newt isn't a piece of plastic



Yes, I KNOW
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# hhaahah
class interpretation.

6 points.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# well
it's a step up from air guitar
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# does he sing along?
making banjo noises?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# nope just says " give us yerr fookin money "
But two little black kids where trying to steal it from him
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# RACIST!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# fookin money?
is that money for hookers?
or is he just rude?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Can I have a sausage roll too?
Please? I'll give you a woo in return.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# your bum's not that big!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# im a little teapot
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# <img src="addy">
is what you're looking for,
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# no, i think linking is the right approach
NSFW an' all that :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Short and stout
Here's my handle
And here's my lack of correct HTML formatting
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# hahahaha fuck
that was perfect.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# It's a bit low poly, isn't it?
Is it for a game?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# neither am i
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# hahahahah
classic
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:29, archived)
# boogie time i thinks
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Make another long movie!
'twas ace last time.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Don't be shellfish
He's allowed a week off after that epic!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# im doing a longer version
with the music remixed by gronkpan
but its taking ages due to work getting in the way
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# That's some Happy Toast
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Yay
A dance thread?
Your bread and cheese have all of the groovy moves!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Weeee!
*does the cheese sarney dance*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# that's making me hungry!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# ooh!
my own LORRY!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:12, archived)
# that
is the best thing ever. End of.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Cheese and bread
Bread and cheese
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# It's a dance off!
and only one can win!

:D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Yay...I like this!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:10, archived)
# this post lacks ham.
it's got ham and cheese sandwich written all over it, and yet there's no ham.




cannee 'avit wiv ham?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# AAA.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Boogie Boogie Boogie Boogie
Aceness.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I saw your stuff on stage6.divx the other day.
Mucho Woo!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:37, archived)
# my god someones seen it !

not getting much interest over there
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:44, archived)
# well its not AIDs related
but this managed to find its way into my head
Front:
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
CFB
(Click for Back)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
*points at newsletter*
I'm going to stencil on a Cthulhu for my art project.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# whoa!
had not seen that
/gets to work
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# That t shirt is awesome
where can I buy one :)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Arf
I like the back image the better.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:15, archived)
# The front is sorta heresy.
But ace, none the less.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)
# haha, the back image was so predictable yet so ridiculously satisfying
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:39, archived)
[challenge entry] not really in the spirit of the compo, but never mind...
but never mind...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# YES!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# The AIDS came from dogs. Into a man's cock.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
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# *applauds*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# ftw!
vraiment
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Right then. I'm off to the pub.
Kings Head, Stoke rd, Guildford if ya wanna join me.
I'll be the cunt with the stupid beard n' tash.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# "lol"
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# No idea,
but why not?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Any takers?
I'll almost certainly not make it worth your while as I live all the way down here, but that's no reason not to do it.

b3ta.com/board/7544188
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Ah, Go on!
SOMEONE must want to help Manley.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# He's from the prog Heroes
I didn't like the looks of it but then a mate gave me the whole series so I switched off my brain and watched the whole thing over a three day period.
Bloody glad I did, it was fun!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I understand that it has reached a point where the powers of the time traveller are so great that
it is a constant battle not to shout 'well why don't you just . . .' at the screen.

I have no TV, so no problem.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Well at the end he travels back to feudal japan.
so the boy's got talent!

*SPOILER, FUCKERS*!

better go now, my lady is getting impatient.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# BUt that's in Guildford!
WHY?! WHY I ASK YOU?!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Have fun fella
/former Kings regular blog
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Ooh he's gorgeous!
I can feel my hormones tap-dancing.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehehehehe
this tickles my tickle

or something, i've no idea what i'm on about
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Tranny-tastic!
I wish I hadn't seen this website, images from it ("Frolics" especially) will be burned behind my eyelids forever more. Remember Lauren Harries? The creepy Little Lord Fauntleroy child antiques "expert" who grew up to be Little Lady Fauntleroy? His/her desperate quest for fame remains unabated, and s/he now has an official website. www.laurenharries.co.uk/index.htm

My eyes! My eyes!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Fuck your mother.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Hell no
Wasn't his mum the one that got jailed for shagging both is 14 year old mates at the same time?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Daddy would you like some sausage?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Well if it's not small and battered
I'm going to have to dialate!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Damn, I could go for a battered sausage right now.
Oooh matron, etc

:)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I've got spicy sea bass with egg fried rice.
(no they're not mutant or irate)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# You order that?
Damn that sounds good, I had pizza, from frozen..it was Dr Oteker so nice, but yours sounds yummiest.

I got beer and lots of musics, so it's cool.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# well that's a winning combo!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I bought a pizza and had it delivered to the bike shop today.
As a surprise for those in the shop.

I am too nice.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# 'Nuff respeck
to the 14 year old mates.

Etc.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Heh, look at me, I swore on the internets?
Proud?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# You should be.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Prooooud?!
/Freddy Got Fingered
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# It's going to take 109 minutes to copy that here from my work machine.
Bugger.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:44, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
You do know there's an entire section of this site devoted to links, yes?



It may even be situated at www.b3ta.com/links

EDIT: There's a mirror HERE
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Sincere apologies
Sorry about that, first time I've posted on the board, links, main or otherwise. I'll consider myself corrected, yes?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# You should indeed.
And don't do it again. There's a good chap.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# !
Chappette, if you please! Now you owe me one...!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Pffft
All I owe is myself some food. So I shall get some. G'day, b3ta.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Eat some...
...humble pie! *sniggers like a twat*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# twatette
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Pedantette
...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# NO!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Did you stop off at the FAIL shop on the way over here?
Coz I think you bought them out!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Pfft
That made me giggle a little
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I promise it won't happen again!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Fuck off
You did NOT have to post that KNOWING that we'd click it.

*grumbles about nightmares*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Spread the joy
Sorry, the only way for me to deal with the trauma was to infect as many others as possible with it...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# No.
I'm infecting you with the trauma of 'YOU ARE A FUCKTARD' disease.

You will die if you do not infect someone.

The disease is not contagious.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Curses
Bastard! Counter-infected!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# No, you fucking plum.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Thanks.
I was trying to remember what that fucktards name was t'other day.

You WIN.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# I would say top lurkage,
but that was a shit first post.

And whilst on links, have a peek at the popular page, and VOTE VOTE VOTE.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:31, archived)
# twas on /link
a while back
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# To /talk with ye!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# have a filthy pea
roast for your troubles

(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# 'ning Have a baby Rat my cat just brought in


Click for bigger (180KB)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# I have a barbeque fired up outside....
This will cook PERFECTLY*



*may still be red in the middle and give you salmonella.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Why did I click for bigger?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Because you thought
it was a surrepticious link for "I love Horses"?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Nope
I just wanted to see it bigger
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Logic prevails.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Big Rat
*joe 90*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Massive, so linked (the bigger one was 1.86mb)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Oh.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Why is that so big?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I have NO idea.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# You have jsut stubbled on
My life's mission statement!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I have one queston
Should alarm bells be rightly be going off when you've just dated a girl for a couple of days and she send you a text saying 'Why are you my friend? I ex thought I was horrible'?!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# The answer
is very simply "yes".

Unless it's "no".
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Actually, I say "NO"
I think it's a psychological call for reassurance that you like her.

Or stuff.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Yes seems like a good answer to me!
But if I go for the run a mile option, then so does the finally getting laid option!:P
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Just tell her that:
You "certainly don't think you're horrible, you're a lovely, sweet, amazing woman, and I don't know what I'd do without you"

+ read what I said below
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Is that what you are after?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Sadly I got old
And obtained morals somewhere along the line.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yay! *hugs*
Seriously though it sounds as if she may have "issues".
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# AWWWW It's got a little hat!
Sorry, just suddenly noticed.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I have hats for all occasions
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah well obviously she's not you:P
Anyone that peddles Marmite to the Saffa masses has to be a modern Mother Teressa!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I don't
because it's freely available here.
Believe it or not we stock Vegemite though.
I tasted it and decided that it probably originated somewhere under the devil's foreskin.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# I run a backpackers
I preach the gospel of the Marmite but they've been under satan's foreskin far too long.

I prey for their souls and their toast!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I knew a girl like that
We got on really well, except about once a week she'd send a random text saying 'oh, you don't need to know me, i just upset people'. And then whine that I wasn't talking to her.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Thems are easy to calm down
just keep saying REALLY nice things, but you have to mean them, or it doesn't work.

I always mean it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# You've much to learn, youngling.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I resent that, more than you could ever imagine.
Just because I'm young doesn't mean I don't know how to handle a relationship.

For one thing, I can do pretty much ANYTHING with words, more than most people I know. I've stopped children and adults alike from doing drastic things like killing/cutting themselves.

And I have had plenty of relationships, the breakups having nothing to do how I handled them. I seem to remember my first ended when my (12 year old) girlfriend slept with her ex. SHE WAS FUCKING 12!. (I was 13.)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Aw, bless.
I do understand how much you resent that - I was 14 once as well.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Add on a year.
My age does not take away how much experience I've had.

NEVER bring my age up, it's a cheap shot.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Nonetheless, it is relevant.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:29, archived)
# It's only relevant if you put 'ir' before the word 'relevant'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah yeah.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:39, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# More of this
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Not unless
you say "because I'm not him, and you're much more special to me than you possible could be to anyone else"

That will make her think 'aww he's so sweet!'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Speaking as a woman
(cos I am one) my opinion is
Yes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# You is not a woman.
You is a laydee.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Hmm
Not sure if that is a Little Britain reference and you're implying I'm a tranny.
Naah probably not eh?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:30, archived)
# No.
I found the first episode of little Britain to be brilliant, but then the rest were the same.

It was a little like watching the same episode of Monty Python 12 times.

Very disappointing.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah
it's crap

but I made it, so I put it on b3ta, and there's nothing you can say or do to stop me.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# I like the hands.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Thanks
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# I still like it
*shuns the tube*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# It took me ages to get the hands right.
I put the bigger gif up, have a look.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Fascinating.
/hasn't clicked the link yet, doesn't trust you
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# It's fine
hover

Edit: You think I'd post a horses link IN A NEW POST!?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Like I said
I don't trust you. :p
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Well you should, I'll post you the link in msn if you want
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Nah. I did click it.
I was just making a point.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Love your bum
/That is all.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Oh.
The game.

Bollocks.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Damn
I never read my own sig.

Oh, I put the bigger one up (hosted on cr3ation) so it's alot better now ^
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# **Checks**
/Vouches for lot better now.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Thanks
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Hahah
wow...that's oddly mesmerizing. ;D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:03, archived)
# So's the Magic Roundabout
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Teletubbies.
That is all.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Get out.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# No.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Awww.
Well, err, sit in the 'teletubbies AREN'T mesmerising' corner for a little while?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# But they ARE!
Have you ever watched a whole episode. It's like a car crash. You just can't turn away...
And they're adorable. ^_^
/little kid blog
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I always liked the one
where the valley flooded and there was a massive ship.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I like
the giant tubby toast and Po eats it all. It makes me smile.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Naughty Noo Noo!
He was a legend.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Sadly, yes, I have seen an episode.
It's nowhere near as mesmerising as anything on [adult swim] after two days of not sleeping. Including Robot Chicken.


And with that, I'm going to change and eat. My jeans smell like horses. Best of all the animals.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I like Robot Chicken.
I like Apocalypse Pony.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Don't tell her to get out!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Thank you!
:)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Anything for an innocent gal :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# ^_^
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# :D smily.
I like it when people are smily.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I made this entirely
and had no help whatsoever. Honest.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# That's you that is!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha!
You narcissist!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# He's challenging for Laird Dave's crown ;)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I don't think he ever stood a chance.
He wants to be me, with his ex-army, ear stretching, Scottish ways.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah but whoever wins
The crown would have to sit on a pretty massive head!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Certainly pretty.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
#
r
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Really?
He has a nasty siste?!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Hahah!
iSketch, anyone?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:58, archived)
# i'm in!
forra bit, like
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Hang on
I shall make a room
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yesh
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# oh,
if you insist.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I love how it still says 'mediocre' in the corner
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# It's a joke,
because I am so clearly fantastic.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# No you aren't.
You forgot the fact that your wee also weighs something.
So you ENTIRE blog is innacurate, and you have to start over, with a cup for the wee.

Edit: But weigh the cup first to deduct that from the weight of the wee. Then you can deduct the weight of the wee from the difference between your weights before and after your poo.

Only THEN will your blog be accurate.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# I totally didn't forget, yah?
I just chose not to care.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# So your blog is inaccurate
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# It is about poo, placenta and general weirdness.
Have a game of Papist of rapist and calm yourself.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:18, archived)
# If you weigh yourself before and after
pee is automatically a part of it
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Hahahah! Okay.



love the tag!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Manley.
You have issues.

Funny though.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# You are at the very least
Kurt Cobain.

Twice. In the face.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# That I can cope with.
I do get accused of looking like another 'celebrity' quite often that I just don't understand though, and it angers me.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Hmm
I get accused of looking like Jeremey Spake from BBC's "Airport" televisual program.

Oh, and Ricky Gervais.

Beat that.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# Michael Barrymore?

(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Drew Barrymore?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Drew Carey?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Jim Carey
(The arse)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Jim McDonald
/Top 'o the mornin'
/Bejesus
/'ow's aboat yer?

etc
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:26, archived)
# Jim Bowen
Look what you could have won, super smashin'
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:41, archived)
# And for reference purposes
I am so confident of my own sexuality, that I can say that I find Kurt Cobain strikingly attractive.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:12, archived)
# This took longer than it should've 'cos I colored in PS.

There are two quotes in his speech. If you know where they're from you win some cookies.
EDIT: Guess what guys? I fifnished watching Death Note! *happies* It was a sad ending, though. D:
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:39, archived)
# EXCELLENT!
im gonna use that for my kids -
see - watching too much tele makes your eyes go square!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Hahah
^_^
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:43, archived)
# ^this!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Ha, I was thinking that
except I don't have any kids
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# You realise from today
I've officially had you on MSN for a year?!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# and used it what once?
woohoo for constant unabated use!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:06, archived)
# You never call, you never write!
*sob*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Happy b3taday to you, sir!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Dennis the Menace wants his sweater back.
:)
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:46, archived)
# :D
It was gonna be Johnny Rotten colors, but I couldn't find the right yellow without making him look like a bumblebee. O.o
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# You daffy bitch.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# what...?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# You daffy bitch.
Geddit.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# :D
heheh
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Pffftt.
:D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Woo
I actually got a rather painful Chinese burn from a vampire so that's not strictly true!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Yet...
it didn't bite you? Hahah
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:49, archived)
# you should have seen the chaffing though!!!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Hahah
I can believe it.
Kids used to give those in scgool all the time, for no reason.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah well imagine a vmpire doing it!
Garlic doesn't stop that you know!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Hahah
Did you try splashing holy water on him? I've heard that does something to them. Maybe it just gets them wet.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Goth/vampire/student
all the same. Any sort of water'll scare them!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# ahahahaha
This is true.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Midsummers night dream
and MCR
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# okay.
You win. :)
Did you google it, just wondering? *hands over cookies*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:52, archived)
# The former I knew
the later I guessed and thus Googled.

*hands back half the biscuits*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:55, archived)
# S'okay.
You can keep 'em all. I didn't say you couldn't google. :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Ace
I love vampires :D
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Hahah
Yay! As do I.But I'm girly about it. I read vampire romance novels and stuff.

/girly loser blog
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# The tiny little preview
Looks like Dr Seuss.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Isn't Dr. Seuss
red and white? Hahah I see what you mean though.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Possibly
I don't have any of the books, so I've no reference.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Yay! I was right! ^_^
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:07, archived)
# First time for everything :p
*ducks, runs*
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:08, archived)
#
*attempts to hit* *misses* *sticks out tongue instead*
EDIT:I've just noticed how badly drawn that Cat in the Hat picture is.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I think they were all a bit scribble-drawn
Adding to the general screwedupness
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Death Note Rocks!
Sad begining, mid point and yes a sad ending too.
Love the eyes. AAU.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:38, archived)

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