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You can hire him for childrens parties as well....

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

*memory erased*

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)

Cupboardy is not a word I have just made up it is an actual word that is in the dictionary and everything

3, 2, 1, you're back in the room

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)

hahaha that's utterly genius

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

AWW!

*awards Most Adorable Woo EVAR prize*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 15:44, archived)

That's a flash 'tache he's got there!!

woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

Hahaha

Have my new woo

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:13, archived)

*is blinded*

What? Where? Who?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

That photo looks nothing like me!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:15, archived)

That's grand!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:22, archived)

Bastarding pearoast! Yes I touch ham, but I like it!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:02, archived)

you hamtoucher

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

I should've known you'd be here!!!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:04, archived)

i've only popped on for two minutes

while the bosses are in a meeting

i really miss b3ta

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)

and in that two minutes you see a pearoast!!

There's some bastards about isn't there!;P

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

right i'm off again
someone fax me a nap, i'm knackered

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

bet I'm more tired than you..

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)

you've had a new one too!

how is Ted?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

Good. plumping up nicely!

will be ready for christmas

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:19, archived)

nope

I am!

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

I'm too tired to join this argument

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

I miss you :(

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

*reaches round*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:11, archived)

*ruffles hair*

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:12, archived)

*misses*

back now?

how is she?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

ace

she's starting to get a personality and stuff :D

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

Quit your job

get on here fulltime

/useful tip

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

i'm handing my notice in next week

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

Arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:09, archived)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

*giggles*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

Where's Rubberboot?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)

Hello you big sexy gay!

*makes note to remember to send Battenburg*

Y'alright?

*manhugs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

Hey lovely person!

I'm ok ta - I was in Dublin last week 'on business' and had the chance to sample the delights of mini battenburgs :P

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

are you in the cake business?

*jealouses*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

I was - but not for the past 6 years

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

You were?

What's the most exotic cayke you've ever eaten?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

I used to make them

And um, probably the most "exotic" I made would be something like a mocha-vanilla cheesecake with devil's food sauce topping

Man it was good

edit: ooh, Pina Colada cheesecake was grand too

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

*goes into drooling catatonic state*

Mmm-mmm!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

*swipes wallet whilst catatonic*

*goes to sweet shop*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

*dabs gently with serviette*

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)

yummers!!

hiya dixy!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)

hey ives! :D

howsya doing, barnsey boi?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

not too bad me old mucker!!

you back in the fatherland now?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)

aye

Short trip to Dub and back - was enough ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)

well, if you're ever in fareham give us shout!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)

Where's that?

edit: sorry :/

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:00, archived)

in the sauff!!

in the middle

opposite the isle of wight

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

Anywhere near Brighton?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

That sounds gorgeous

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:55, archived)

oh! thanks!

what?

oh...

;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)

It was :D

But took ages to make

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

ha ha ha ha - class!

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)

pfft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)

Now do a cock one

/ac

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)

_ . _ _ . _ _ . _ _

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

heheh

I think I see Richey Manic

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

Pfft!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

Oh Dear! arf!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

ris? :¬/

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

I like your sig

They were slating that ad in the Grauniad on Saturday.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:56, archived)

^this^

that ad really, really grates me!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

:¬)

He looks like poofter to me anyway.
*Googles Grauniad*
*Is amused*
*Googles Waldo*
*Is still confused*
Is it something to do with putting the boot in?

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

Waldo?

Gah.... needs more Wally!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)

*Penny drops*

Serves me right for looking at the filename

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

Nowt wrong with poofters

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:24, archived)

Nope*

But it doesn't make me want to buy their hair products

*except for bum-love

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:46, archived)

What a bizarre notion of poofters you have, Sir.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:37, archived)

By poofter

I mean simply mincing around and spending way too long on hair.

Oh crap I'm a poofter! *minces off*

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:48, archived)

ha ha ha

Excellent

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:54, archived)

They airbrush her a lot prior to broadcast

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

that's radge!

woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

threadjack

too crap for its own thread

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

'earthings'?

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)

Cartoon cats are notoriously bad spellers

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

you know,

things for ears, ear things

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

if you had that much power wouldn't you want to be earthed?

it's dangerous you know

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

good point

fixed

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

Nice

ninja-ing, there!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

Hahaha

Made me laugh like a loon

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:53, archived)

is taht a good thing...

or a bad thing

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

Just spotted the woo yay

It's a bad thing, isn't it

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

it is a brilliant thing

to be radge is the greatest aspiration of then entire human race.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

Are you Irvine Welsh?

Do you spraff?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:48, archived)

mictoboy's had her

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mugatu, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

in the 4th?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

Just behind the knee.

/quagmire blog

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)

That would make a cracking Dr Who villain

she could kill with the power of her bible-bashing stare or her super-toxic fags

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:37, archived)

I was thinking exactly the same thing

"We are the Cott-On"

(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:39, archived)

Not gay enough for the new series

Which apparently is going to be 'more lighthearted' as Russell T Twatface said the last series was too downbeat.

What a cock

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

well, they could start

by NOT having the assistant fall in love with the Doctor at the drop of a hat. Though, honestly, I understand why they would - he's yummy.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

He's a teasing tart

Only need to look at the way he lured Martha into the tardis at the beginning of the last series

With his "come to Gallifrey" eyes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)

Haha!

Is is wrong for that to be turning me on?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:40, archived)

What's that shit sci-fi thing where the ship's a living being?

Farscape? She's in that.

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:42, archived)

That gives me the horn

by proxy

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

That gives me the horn

of plenty

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)

Christy!

Sorry_for_the_threadjack_but_is_anyone_else_
having_facebook_troubles?

And_why_is_my_spacebar_broken?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:44, archived)

Yeah - I'm losing a game of Scabbulous

but otherwise it seems ok

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)

I_can't_login_or_anything

Boooooo

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

Are you in a workplace?

They're clamping down

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

Nope,at_home

Curse_those_workplace_fiends

Ho_hum._I'll_live_:)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:51, archived)

OK. Maybe email them...probably support@

*pisses on high minge*
/Spooner

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:57, archived)

I'm_in!_It_works!

Ace._Just_need_to_sort_the_keyboard_now_and_I'll_be_normal

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:58, archived)

re keyboard

unplug
bang randomly on desk to move bits of breakfast/tea/midnight snack
plug in
check spacebar

:-)

(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:01, archived)

I_did_spill_coffee_on_it_this_morning_so_I_suspect_it's_a_delayed_reaction.

It'll_dry_:)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:03, archived)

in that case....

*edit*
Unplug
put keyboard in oven for 20-30 minutes until golden brown
Add cheese
Eat

(nutttywings is living on the edge until, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:05, archived)

Haahahahaha

That_doesn't_sound_like_the_best_advice.

Tasy,_though.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:06, archived)

Whatsortoftroublesitallseemsfinetome?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:47, archived)

Itwontletmeloginornothing

Iamfullofwoe

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:49, archived)

Nope

Maybe the two are related? Take your keyboard apart.

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

I'm_not_falling_for_that_one_again

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:46, archived)

hahaha

somehow e.t.-esque

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:07, archived)

clowns!

(CHOPCHOP, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

cor

it's like Where's Wally/Osama/Maddie

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

.../IT

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

Heh, ^ this.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

.../Milenko

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

Heh

*opens new tab*
*goes to www.massivelybulkorderedbathroomstuff*
*orders towels*
*orders more just to be sure*
*alters delivey address to Northampton and chooses 'next hour delivey'*
*returns to b3ta tab*

There you go sir, that should be with you shortly :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

But... but...

But Milenko isn't Pennywise!

*appeals*

EDIT: Although I guess we were thinking along the same lines...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

I'm sorry sir

there is an admin fee for appeals

*eleventy-hundred great British pounds OR
*Australian root beer OR
*Tentacle salad

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

Well, there's still no root beer.

I'll try and get some tentacle salad before I come home...

\o/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

On an unrelated note...

...I thought I'd see what IMDB had to say about The Hills Have Eyes, and I found this:

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)

Poor dog

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)

^^^

And also 'daughter with baby'

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

/flap

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:08, archived)

I'd give up if I were you

you clearly have no tallent for this sort of thing...

*kills self*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

Pool's ready, oil's there

Where's Debs?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

*SPLUDDDDUNSCH!!!!!*

*writhe*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

*does elegant swan dive*

*splooooooooooooooonsch*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

watch out for the scuba tank

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

*surfaces with broken nose*

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

och noooooooes!

*calls a paramedic practitioner*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)

*practises*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)

excellent,

everything is proceeding acording to plan...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

I'm off for lunch... what would anyone recommend?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)

tuna sammidge it is then...

and probably a large coffee

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

*feigns unconsciousness*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)

*watches*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

hopefully selling some tickets

we're all going to be rich!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

My God that's brill

I wish I was .. like ... good at something

*cries a bit*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

You're pretty

Funny
Intelligent

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

Hmmm ...

one out of three's not bad I guess ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

I'm allowed my opinions

And they're still true even if the whole world disagreed

*crosses arms*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:27, archived)

you're brilliant supercool and radge

and you know all sorts of great things... I wouldn't stress too much about anything

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

cheer up emo kid

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The BrownHaze, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

*cuts*

hehe 'kid' has cheered me up somewhat ;)

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

*eye make ups*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

aaargh!

this is absolutely brilliant, I approve

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

That's rather marvelous sir!

Everyone knows 'there ought to be clowns'

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

self turning snags

i'd buy them!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

Do they leap onto your plate when they're done?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

Bounce

Cooked sausages bounce ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

Could you pass me a cloth?

I appear to have steeped my mind in piss =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

*passes man of the cloth*

this do?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

I should think so...

*dabs*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

all things are possible through love for our Lord Jesus Christ

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

hahah

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

I would too, as long as they stopped bouncing around once they're in a sammich.

Interesting factoid: You can tell if a sausage is cooked by whether it bounces or not.

This doesn't work with eggs though...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

*hands towel*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

I think I need 2 towels...

You appear to have done it again =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

It's alright

Yours made sense and had added info about eggs which could prove to be useful for many

*dabs dry*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

Ooh, I'm glad you dabbed.

I don't want the pattern wiped off.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

a cooked (boiled) egg

will spin upright on its blunt end

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

I think you might be onto something there

haha woo!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

now that's a revolutionary snorker

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:16, archived)

Yay sossidges!

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in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:22, archived)

Oh noes!

One is dead, one is 'out of the frying pan and into the fire' .... that poor last sauasge .....

*cries more*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

I know

It's a little sausage tragedy.

Also my first and last front page :D

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in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

VERITAS!

*hugs*
*hugs some more*
*smooshes*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:24, archived)

Jessie!

*glomps in the FACE*

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in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

ha ha ha woo - and top taggage

for some reason it also reminds me of 'do me next steve...' which is always a good thing.

*glomps*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

Secrecy is paramount!

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evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:14, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

This looks bad.

Very bad.

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gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

Armageddonoutofhere!

Lovely stuff as per

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

Oh noes!

Surely not?!

Hi Dilbert!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

O_o

*fears for the safety of Calvin & Hobbes*

Woo JJ!

Also, minor tj:
www.b3ta.com/questions/guiltysecrets/post88792/ fuckin' hell...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

My guilty secret is:

That I occasionally draw naughty pictures and post them ....online.....wait a minute.....

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

I wish to see more proof of this

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

Apsara

Beasts & Babes sketchbook

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

NOT CALVIN AND HOBBES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Also- eww. that's horrid :(

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

that's not nice

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

I feel really sorry for the Indian guy =/

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

Me too

Though fresh piss would be hot and salty. The poster would more than likely have got it poured over his head before he took three steps. LIES!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

This makes me feel a little bit better.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:50, archived)

A nice cameo by our favourite cube workers!

Yay!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

And it couldn't have hit the overrated

pointy-haired one?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

YIKES

they're taking out other stars of sequentially focussed art!!!

GOD DAMN YOU DENIZENS!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

Jack is killing all the comics!

Nooooooooo!

₁

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

NAKID TIEM

!!!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

*readies PrtSc button*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudity!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:13, archived)

Pahahahahaha!

Bloody brilliant!! This is beginning to be my favourite web comic. I love the inclusion of Dilbert and Wally, also Gabe from PA.

You sir are a genius!

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

Also, Casper the Friendly Ghost is in the last panel =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

is that micto in the 4th?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

Haha well spotted.

I have just noticed that the building being blown up is PvP!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

What's PvP?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

PvP online Well woth reading.

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Aenesis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

I think I read half or the archives or something.

There's another one I want to finish reading.

I think it's called Sore thumbs.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:35, archived)

I haven't read much of Sore Thumbs.

I keep up with pvp though.

(

Aenesis, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

(

JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:20, archived)

Aren't those the PvP offices getting hit on the third panel?

JJ, don't forget applegeeks - can't stand that comic.

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Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

haha

wiping out the opposition eh? Crafty JJ!

:P

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:17, archived)

Hell yeah!

Comic Crossover FTW!

(

pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:19, archived)

Oh No..

It's the attack of unrestrained clothing.
nooooo

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

I really really want to know what happens next!

Last week I started reading Sequential Art from the beginning.

My husband joined me on the sofa and enjoyed it so much he made me promise not to skip ahead while he went to the loo :)

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in vino veritas, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:25, archived)

I really need to update the SA page.

It really needs a set of 'Latest' 'First' 'Previous' and 'Next' buttons.

Unfortunately; I can't code for sh*t.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)

I'll do it!

I can't code all that brilliantly either, but if there's a chance of accessing the secret files it would be worth keeping the farce going long enough to find out!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:36, archived)

Noooo! Gabe!

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)

GAAAAAABE!!!!

You killed Gabe! Nooooooooo!

You are a beast and a cad.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:34, archived)

We didn't kill him....

....we just evaporated every drop of water in his body in 0.009seconds.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:38, archived)

that'll do it, really...

BTW, while I have your slightly divided attention:

I was looking for a nice new shiny set of tarot cards at the weekend and could find anything that really appealed (apart from Tarot Art Nouveau, which is very pretty) and I was wondering if you had any plans to finish your set?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'd like to, but I probably won't get 'round to it for a long time.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

if you needed any help with the cards

meanings, content &c.
I'd be happy to oblige - assuming you don't know it all yourself anyway...

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:45, archived)

My first attempt at a vector

(Click for bigger)
Created in Inkscape and inspired by people on here.

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

I'll bet

it was painful working with that source.

Nicely done.

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Ratsta, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)

I bet it was torture

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)

:-)

Well at least I can tell everyone I spent a day with a beautiful lady.....

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:12, archived)

'inspired' by anyone in particular?

wonders the rest of b3ta...

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)

That's rather ace =)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)

I've only ever tried vectors once

It was terribly painful and shit, I'm wondering what I am missing.

Perhaps that I use Photoshop?
Mayhap that I have no graphics tablet?!

Edit: Bloody hell, how rude. My comment was 'inspired' by just how wonderful your image is, and my amazement it's a first attempt.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)

I wouldn't have a clue where to start

Although I'd love to try. Anyone know if it's possible with gimp?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)

all things are possible through love for our Lord Jesus Christ

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)

I'm the great grand-daughter of a (living!) Earl

I listen to no Lord

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

that's what they want you to think

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

and mind altering drugs

...you must never forget those

(

Xkimo was at work on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

I forgot mind altering drugs because of the mind altering drugs

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:11, archived)

that's what they want you to think

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

I tried GIMP

I tried GIMP and failed many times. I've only ever used GIMP for graphics before but found Inkscape fairly easy to get the hang of.

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

yer

I find them really difficult to do in Photoshop

But I find using a graphics tablet makes them difficult as well

it's Illustrator+mouse (and a spare 6 hours) for me

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:10, archived)

yummy and woo

makes me want to go and get some lunch...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)

Success!

Inkscape ftw

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P3te "the Meat", Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)

cor, acers!!

right! i'm back trelly!
i have the 'bridge'

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)

That's what you think

I led a mutiny while you were out

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

Oh, hai

*cough*

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:15, archived)

Is that one of my wives?

The Helena Bonham-Carter one?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:08, archived)

first attempt

and a bloody good one as well.

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:09, archived)

yes.

yes, yes, yes. The world needs more sexy vectors

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

/apologies for size n that... you'll all get over it

/now replaced with smaller version(which has a bit of the right arm missing), cfb

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:18, archived)

hello!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:21, archived)

oh yes indeed

www.b3tards.com/u/02914b424b8317b352b8/ambrosio681600x1200_h.jpg

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.o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

ooooh.

I've come over all 'Leslie Phillips' all of a sudden. :)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:30, archived)

Slartibartfast

Your picture was one of those that inspired me to try vectoring. Very nice (would click if I could).

(Rev O'Lucian will unfortunatly age on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:43, archived)

great to hear that

sir

I was quite happy with that one myself, one of the first I ever made

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:10, archived)

sexy vector repost time!

cfb

Edit: much woo to your pic by the way!

(

^, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:17, archived)

Nice

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:23, archived)

I bloody love that

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 14:28, archived)

Lully stuff!

must get on with mine

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:23, archived)

Having only recently got a handle on what a vector actually is,

I say: woo sir/madam!

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:52, archived)

make your own pop star

(<GuS>, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

HA HA HA

I didn't realise...
*must pay more attention to the popular music beat combo chart*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)

i want my own jim doll/action figure

where can i purchase one?

(

monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:29, archived)

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:57, archived)

Take two bottles into the woods?

Not me!

I like your style :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)

sound advice

and a really sexy drawing style

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)

jump Eddie jump!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

ha h ah ah ah aha ha ha ha

now THAT is pure sex... you loon.

How's the nipper been this weekend?

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)

he's been braw

we'll have him tossing cabers in no time

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:05, archived)

Yay

start him with twigs and shrubs and you'll have him up to oak and pine in no time at all

:D

*higland flings*
*arms in the air*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:03, archived)

Sound advice for a better Britain.

Thank you, Sir.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)

I like bigfoot's little grey cock

i39.photobucket.com/albums/e182/uair01/penis-graffiti.jpg

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)

I'd heard that about you

:D

damn my Grade C standard GCSE French...!

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)

Hahah

Looks like something I'd do!

...if I knew all the names. And were French

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)

Then it's DEFINITELY something I'd do

apart from being French

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

En francais aussi!

Tres tres bien!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)

heh

I didn't do it - I didn't even take the pic.

It amused me though.

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)

that's because it's amusing

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)

after 'ning all

nice pic :)

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its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:01, archived)

afterning

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)

The naughty mite's been at the whiskey and fallen asleep on guard

Again.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)

Pah!

You're just not looking after him properly.

The kittin handbook clearly states that guard kittins need regular saucers of expresso and hourly shakings!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:56, archived)

Kitten-shaking

Is the national sport of Bulgaria.

Fact.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)

ha ha ha

he'll be strung up for that... although there's very little better than wiskey sleep

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)

Dan dare: Cunt of the Future

Click for bigger (140KB)

more more more more

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)

Haha.

Fuck 'er!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)

hahaha

i love these.

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Just Flange, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)

^That

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)

Ta...

For those that don't like these, you'll be glad to here I've just found a load more scans online, so whenever I get bored and have no hummus I'll shit out another one of these...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Find one with Treens in, please :-)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:53, archived)

Genie arse

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:49, archived)

Sooperb!

(Sheepattack!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)

Haha, that's ace =)

EDIT: That deserves this:

gaxed.com/pic/ngmegt8

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)

I just get this

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:55, archived)

Hahaha =)

EDIT: Maybe this will help...

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)

Pffffft

Nothing's cooperating

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:07, archived)

ace!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:02, archived)

get well soon, lech

(

inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)

b3ta.com/board/7571843

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:47, archived)

My motel room

i dunno why the gherkin blimp is sexing the tower of pisa, lol

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)

Gherkin Blimp!

This is marvellous - but will yours end up wonky like JS'?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:38, archived)

I did mine early

I don't know what the hell I did...

:(

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:04, archived)

I remember the motel.

I did something to do with gay hobbits.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)

Dig it out

See link below in my sig!

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)

Haha, it's on an old computer.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)

Did you not post it?

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XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:51, archived)

Yeah, but I don't remember whether it was added.

Let me check.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:59, archived)

That's grand!!

well played!

(

XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)

AIDZLOL

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:40, archived)

That tower could be an awesome cannon!

nicely!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)

Is it Pub-tiem yet?

Edit: In other news, does anyone know if any of the Alien Skin products work with CS3?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

Cats in hats

Need spats.

And gats.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

this

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Hahah

Crack-cat

'ning sir!

(

'Ning to your good self!

All well?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

(nearly) All is good!

Just dealing with a couple of false accusations, then life will be tip-top-grand :D

(

Who is accusing you?

Want us to 'ave a little word?

*pounds fist into palm*

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

Hahah

I'm hoping it will all reach a suitable conclusion today or tomorrow, but I've been off work for about a month now because someone I work with thinks forgeting to buy a drink for a person out of sight, who hasn't said two words to you, amounts to racism if they happen to be in an ethnic minority :)

(

it's political correctness gone mad

the trick is never to buy drinks for anyone, ever

(

gravytrain, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)

Oh FFS!

That's so rubbish.

I'm sorry. :(

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:33, archived)

Good luck

I'm sure you'll be exhonorated.

Then you can accuse them of persecuting you for being white.

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:34, archived)

Silly but true

I do expect to be cleared, and then I shall be asking them to investigate how it got escalated to such a level when all the policies clearly state it should be dealt with informally by my line manager, where my formal apology for malicious allegations is, and what they intend to do to deal with what DOES actually amount to racism...towards me!

(

How silly

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:36, archived)

Who's been accusing what?

Do you want me to send 'The Lads' around?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

Well, here's and cheers to that!

And also - what's the story with the accusations?

(

J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

who's been whating which now?

want someone to send a seethingly witty photoshop?

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)

haha seethingly witty

that'll cut you off at the knees

(

gravytrain, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

And who would you get to do that?

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

oooh - catty

grrr

;)

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:26, archived)

FREEBS TO THE RESCUE!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:39, archived)

Smoking in pubs!?

*kills*

(

xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Sadly not

But if you get there first, mine's a vodka and orange

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

Consider it to be chilled and waiting next to a comfy sofa for you.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

\o/

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

That's a very feminine beverage

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

I like to start simple

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)

~~simple~~ lawnmowers

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Carlossus, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:58, archived)

In the wild teh animals have to make do without pub-tiem

EDIT: www.alienskin.com/mac_universal.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

Nice cocktail....

:)

Edit: Thank you for the link.
*goes to link*
But Damn! That's another $100 down the chuffing drain. Damn you Steve Jobs, damn you to hell!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

bit early for that.

but you're lucky, it's cat-wearing-a-hat-smoking-a-cig-time ALL the time

w/y/h!

*goes for lunch*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

it always is

(

lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

Oh how I wish it were pub-time right now

RIGHT NOW

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)

Yes

Eye candy 5 is fine this end.

(

electric cocksmoke, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:50, archived)

I've been doing pixel arts again

I think I've got better.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

HATS

that's lubber-lee

Woo yay - I don't know how good you were before, so I can't say if they're 'better' but I do like them and they are good.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

^what he said

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

^me too

I want to agree!

*barges Mrs T out of the way and sucks up to the Prof*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)

Why barge? We can share!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)

*considers*

OK
Sorry, as you were!
*Trellysmooshes and profglomps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)

Actually, I'm done with him now

You can play with him for a bit

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

\o/

*stares doe-eyed at prof*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

soppy moo

*diving smooshy tackle*

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

*deeply meaningful eye-contact*

*filthy fondling*

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:37, archived)

there's more than enough to go around

don't fight - and if you must fight, use the paddling pool filled with baby oil

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

*sits and inflates paddling pool*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)

*dives in with snorkel, wet suit and 20lb tank*

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

*pushes way in*

Hey c'mon now girls, that's my Pro...Oh. Hey Undercover

...as you were ladies

(

Here's a picture of a previous one.

(

Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

HA HA HA

I really like this too...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

I'm currently trying to figure out how I can do dizzy in my less anime style new icons.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:35, archived)

Thanks all =)

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)

Ives!

*points at the redeyed-ones*
Aww, he looks so cute in his school hat :)

Also, random poll time again:

A little light spanking, yes or no?

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Haha

Needs more uniform

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

uniform?

spanking?

where?

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

LET'S ALL FUCKING PANDER!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)

Aww

It cheers my heart all the hatred you can muster :)

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*panders*

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wheelybird mreee!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

It's not a school hat.

It's his hat that's he's religiously attached to.

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

nicely, miss!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:45, archived)

Thanks!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:31, archived)

original

(Prawnsoda posted this on, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

Excellent!

(But I thought it was Jon Candy in King Ralph?)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

nope

i know this because it was on AGAIN this weekend.

Also www.imdb.com/title/tt0102216/

(bigolslabomeat, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

haha yes!

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)

Ha ha ha

Excellent

(Pachey, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

nicely done

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:44, archived)

4) PROFIT!!

*cleeeeek*

(creem all over your face, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:54, archived)

Liddlebitopoliticsthereladiesngentlemen

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

g'wan

arf

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)

is gordon saying...

"WMD's? go on, add it to your list of things that dont exist."

(A Hospital Carpark, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:06, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

ha ha ha

yay ....

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

haha!!

*creeped out*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

haha

bbc news!

class story that, north korea coming off the "terror list" and all, good for them

/didn't know there was such a thing

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)

Hahah! I love that

And reminds me of the bird and 'pies' animations you used to do

I hear there be postage afoot?! GLEEEEE

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I like it when you animate things

Woo!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

you're not the boss of me

... *runs away*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)

Hahaha

That really is wonderful!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

UNLEASH ZE PIES!!!!!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)

hahahaha excellent

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mugatu, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)

poor guy

he's just ronery

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)

Ah! Catzilla!

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Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)

Was thinking "Unleash the PIES" at first.

But also nice one :)

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

Fotophinish

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:47, archived)

hahaha!!

thats acers!
*clicks*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

^This

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

^that

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That took me a while!

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:49, archived)

pfft

"Prepare to target the Main Generator"

"And it's Main-Generator-Main-Generator-Main-Generator-but-Imperial-Troops-is-closing-from-behind.."

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PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

rebel scum by a nose!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

Not as scary as reality:

www.rebelscum.com/

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:23, archived)

Oh what's this?

LukeIamyourfather is coming up at the rear! And he's coming in towards the finish and -

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ClanSoul, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:51, archived)

and now amoon coming up the inside and taking the lead..

wait!
That's no moon!
It's Aspacestation all the way!

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)

Hahahaha

ACE Zank!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:50, archived)

now THAT is clever

and funny...

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:53, archived)

Just like you

*sighs*
*flutters eyelashes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:54, archived)

lol

you can't just flutter your eyelashes at me and get what you want you naughty girl

*spanks*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)

that's what you think!

*enjoys*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)

damn foiled again

*spanks more*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)

*reddens*

*yelps*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)

Pfffft - brilliant!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:55, archived)

right!

i'm off to lunch.
Trelly, you're in charge until i get back.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)

*salutes*

Roger Wilco skipper!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)

do what to who's what?

*is sickened*

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)

hell yeah!

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 3 Sep 2007, 11:57, archived)

dont hurt me

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)

FTW!

Voooosh

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:31, archived)

hahahahaha!

brilliant!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)

hahahha!

beautiful

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Mousing, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:33, archived)

I do love your AT-AT stuffs

good day, sir!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 12:46, archived)

Well, the rulebook doesn't explicitly say you *can't*

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 3 Sep 2007, 13:14, archived)

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