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# quick n dirty...


Once again, public embarrassment for the Royal Family as Prince Philip drops yet another clanger...


(fatpotanga, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ba-dum
Tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha
My friend's mum knitted me a Clanger. :)
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:42, archived)
# it was
my ex-bosses mum who knitted one for me
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Do you still have it?
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:54, archived)
# yes, it's on a shelf in my hallway

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Woooooooo! Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# also: nice spongage
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# LOL
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hehe!
seems like a suitable place to leave this picture of ted...

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahahaha
wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I might get in to trouble for this one!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# bah!
it'll be fine
do a churchill to offset it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# 0_o
I cant believe I haven't done that yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# aaaaw bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I like how the hat implies it's a male hedgehog
and that prince harry is doing what can never really be done at all.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# hahahaha
first time i've logged on in ages and this is the first thing I see.

Fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:36, archived)
# why spank you...
spank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Aceness!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:38, archived)
# This makes remarkably little sense
Please keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:39, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:53, archived)
#
(Pachey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hi Pachey
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Gosh!
not the giant floor-eyes!

hello Pachey, this is very good again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Giant Floor Eyes!
*Office Mwahahahahahahahaha!*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Whoosh!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# haha!
ace as always!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Tiny man in hair!

*goes to watch Black Books*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ^this
heheh

woo to Pachey-pic
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# woo!
hello lovely
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# bikini wax required raised a smile :)
hello rachel

edit2: bowl hooks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Childish"

Brilliant as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:28, archived)
# You are brill!
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# you are a spy
in the house of Woo
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# she certainly shines on
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# *ant parties*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# whoooooooooooooosh!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# :D roadkill
also looks like spider splatters
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:32, archived)
# "tiny man in hair"
hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Sorry


couldn't help myself.
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# No apology required, sir.
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# phil collins?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Thank you for the inspiration
(TurboGEEK is thinking wizards should know better., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:35, archived)
# This deserves more woo
Woo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Clever
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:46, archived)
[challenge entry] The power is inside your own body.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Horray!
Much betterer than mine!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# you have been misled: the correct word is "parp"
see: *parps*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hooray! You're back!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# .
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:24, archived)
# wtfayboa constrictor, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:26, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Awwww - he's luverly!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# sexy!
needs more tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# *does boom*
heh, this is actually v good :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:21, archived)
# fart jokes!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Ninjas 15 - The Ultimate Ninja Weapon... Patience!


The End???
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# No! Not the end, I want more!
/demanding little sod
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# nooo
don't let it end!
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# ha ha
woo yay... and the '???' leaves it open for more!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I'm open for more
Er I mean, hi Prof
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
#
more business
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# *books*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# she's not a library!
tchoi
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:25, archived)
# arses
*withdraws*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:27, archived)
# I'd love to
but I have work related work to do... and THE DATABASE is not playing nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:37, archived)
# hahaah
nice timing!

more please !

pretty please!

I heard ressurection is a ninja weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# "WooWoo," said the train
fantastic
(tubeman trousers, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# "Hah!"
"I win"
*croak*

Woo as per mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Hahahaha!
ACES.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Every cloud has a silver lining


She may have been carrying a member of the Fayad family
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# The Queen:"OMG teh princess is preggo by a forinner!!"
"we must orchestrate a car crash asap, innit!"

"We must keep the line British"

/Descended from Germans blog also, married a greek!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hello.
Brian Blessed is in Doctors on BBC1 now.
Just so you know.
Bye.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Hello!
I'm at work
But there are doctors!!
But no Brians!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Diana's dead?
When the shucking fit did that happen?!
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# John Peel killed her
with some whale or other he got from the Pope or something
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Jesus... well
at least we still have Bernard Manning and his wit to keep us smiling and seeing the funny side of things...
(I helped save b3ta! jon_tanner, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:57, archived)
# Last One before ciggie tiem - Just for mictoboy


Edit: and for Mrs T, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# hahaha
"Not this thing again!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Wait a sec, that's not a
*squish*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# That's what was going through my mind as well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# in fact i'd go as far as saying that
it's a trap
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha
I watched it recently. It was so much better back then.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:57, archived)
# How's Harrison Ford going to look in the one coming out next year.....
It's worrying.

Posssible alternate title: "Indiana Jones and the Zimmer Frame of Despair"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# :D
Indiana Jones and the curse of alzheimer.

"Now, what did I came up here for exactly?"
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Ha!
Run, Indy, run!

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# That's just brilliant.
*bows before the master*

Edit: You're not allowed to take advantage, though Mr. I.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# too late
/quick and ruthless
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Damn your duck-pond, sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# sorry about that
have a belated reach-around:
www.b3ta.com/links/125428
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# hehehe
nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# PLANET ZIPPY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Hoy you!
One for your collection...
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Please send via email as an attachment (so I can throw it on the pile).

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
supoib
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# it's a trap!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:02, archived)
# That earns you a mega-glomp
*mega-glomps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:07, archived)
# I say!
*enjoys all the same*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Quality work sirrah
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Arf

I can't say that such a thing has never been done on the board before, but I like it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *worriedly shakes mediocre's hand for being so kind*
thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Niiiice!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha
is probably better than i would have done :D
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:13, archived)
# Stop that, right now!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:15, archived)
# mind the seams
(pdjpdj, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# Heh, aces :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:14, archived)
# pea!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:18, archived)
# piffle
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Aww...

BIG!

Spare 5 seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Woo and yay!!!!!
*SMOOSH!*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# *Smooshes back*
Teehee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# This makes me happy :-)
WooYay!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:51, archived)
# awww...
this is lully
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Woo!
...but this is the longest wedding in history :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:55, archived)
# You've never been to a proper C of E High Church one, have you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:04, archived)
# SNOGGINGS!
Snoggings is fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:48, archived)
# The adventures of Lil' Vader

Not sure where I was going with this, but it's been a while so.... :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:43, archived)
# wear your helmet honey
:D
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!
I had this idea a while back - the adventures of Darth Vader as a kiddies programme - "Here's Darth Vader riding his bike!" etc, with a really happy, fluffy version of his theme music as the theme toon.

And, er.. WOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# it's been a whole what?
woo! *clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Heh, well spotted and duly corrected :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# *giggles*
Brilliant!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hahahaahaha
"Darth honey

stop choking the dog with the force"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:48, archived)
# "I'm on the leader, mum!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Bom bom bom, bom be bom, bom be bom
scoot scoot scoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# And what do you want to be
when you grow up?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Heh.
And he made it himself, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Eggcellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:09, archived)
# Love this :) Only one thing I noticed is that he's only got a single wing mirror?
I'm guessing the other was damaged while he was trying to defend the death star? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:10, archived)
# damn you scooty puff jnr
DAMN YOU!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Fnar, fnar!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7025301.stm

Edit/I was trying to find the image from Big cook little cook (the filth one) anyone know of a source?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# *chokes on chocolate*
Quality work!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Chocolate?
Cor I might get myself a Lion bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Green and Blacks
Scrummy!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# 0_o
I would kill for Green and blacks with butterscotch pieces right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Not tried that one yet
Really really must...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# that's not a lion
s'a giraffe
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# that's my dad's
only joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:12, archived)
# This joke © RadioActive, 1980-something
But have a woo all the same, 'cos it's still bloody funny

/schoolboy sense of humour blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Are you a bummer tied to a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Not today, no.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# BUMMER ON THE LOOSE, BUMMER ON THE LOOSE!
thank you for obliging
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# STOP STEALING MY BIRTHDAYS!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# happy birthday, gaymo
is it me or is the board having a spack?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# both probably
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Spack
deffo
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# yes
the board does "crack!" while is breaking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# You're having a spack
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# thought so
his ring is very tight
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Alreet Guv'nor!
How the devil are you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I'm nineteen and full of youthful birthday glee
Oh shit, it's not 1997 is it?

And do you finish rhetorical questions with a question mark?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Great
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# you're much older than 42
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Ssssh
Youll put the kids of
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:45, archived)
#
t ll
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I thought they like stroking
your leathery foreskin
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha!
i need a geek to tell me who the sarah jane woman is. thankyou.

edit/'tis as i thought, didn't need your help. thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Higgldey Piggldey house ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Ooh lordy, that's an old one recycled!
But LOL! all the same!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Toastacles.
Not sure if Jonathan Warburton would want this idea...
Click the pic for a bigger version on Flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Ugh
Is that manbutter I see?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# that would by VERY buttery manbutter
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# dehydration
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# ugh.
I hesitate to ask how much exertion you put a man through to produce that kind of dehydration, hun.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# is that what happens?
mebbe i should experiment
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha
christ
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# That' a nice piece of toast
I just scoffed a large piece of brie, a packet of peppered salami and a large baguette from Morrisons. Washed down with Red Kola.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# god that sounds nice
/hungover and hungry blog
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:40, archived)
# for lunch today
i had homemade sweet and sour chicken with egg-fried rice and just a little bit of noodles.
and a piece of Vienetta
and some orange juice
/misses DTF blog
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:50, archived)
# god this sounds nice too!
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Haha...
...I would so eat those.

*click*
(DrDerekDoctors, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# halp !
the gun does "bang!"
an explosion does "boom!"
a thing does "crack!" while is breaking

what is the correct onomatopoeia for a fart ?
I mean a big and deadly fart, not a semi-silent one nor a wet one.

TIA.

[EDIT]

this is the image I'm working on.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Are you a spam email?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Sure, I am an automated system that generates random nonsenses.
No, simply my mother tongue is not english, so for things that I can't find on the dictionary I need to ask.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# See also:
WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# ask the right questions then
and find answers in the FAQ!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# and the survey says
uh-uhhh
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# PARP
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# pffft
mother tongue
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# pffft
gross
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Chiller font!
A co-worker sends angry emails in chiller font. You know he's serious because he uses the chiller font.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *opens bunker doors*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Parp
Now go away and think about what you've done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# oh yeah
parp

correct!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# /talk ->
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# *does boom*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I was going to say to ...
check on www.whatareweyouronomatopoeiaforafartfindingbitches.com, but that struck me as taking a shortcut.

How about BRAAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# This image: not brown enough.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# KHHHHH GUN TO MY HEAKHHHHHKHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# EXPLOSION IMMINEKHHHHHHKHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# That's no way to speak to an internets!

/emergency image
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I still think this is one of the best things ever
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I vote for Christofy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# ^this
This is sooooo good. I want it to have an "I Like This" link, so I can click on it like a clicking loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:38, archived)
# This is too that
Game over!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# i think i am going to cry
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# This is sooooooo sad....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Pourly bunneh
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Oh noes!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# sad, but true
lovely stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# wrong board, cocknugget
try /talk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Whoopie Cushions
say "parp" in a little speech bubble on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# and yet they go thpthpthpthpthpthpthp!
how weird is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:31, archived)
# egad!
tiger get to hunt
bird get to fly
man get to ask himself "why, why, why?"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Does anyone know what happened to
Jellyfish McSaveloy?
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ted Bovis does
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I don't suppose you have his mail addy?
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# [email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Ta
:)
(Hoof Hearted, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:39, archived)
# Toasted T. Cake FTW!
That's a great name!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
# work in progress
genius idea! lets all do that.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:33, archived)
#


sort yersen out please
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Finally, the end of the Tory Conference
Crap Optimisation ftl
Sorry for the poor quality, MSPaint + online compressor makes jack a dull boy.
Edit: Now a gif
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Save it as a gif
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# is this one of the Tories' new policies?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# can't be
too much substance
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# now that's satire!

Id recognise it anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# CAN YOU HEAR MKHHHHHKHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# not through this carpet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# SEND THE POLKHHHHKHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I had wine for lunch
I cannot cope well with words
but I'm sure is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Those sales really are depressing.....


Edit: Apologies for well, everything, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# Why am I looking for a deathstar?
Happy birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha - another one coming up shortly
Thank you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# yes
in almost exactly 1 year

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *slow hand claps*
very good, very good......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I'm on fucking fire today
at least my head feels like it is
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Good night, was it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# If you like drinking so much scotch you don't recall going to bed
then yes it was up there with the greats
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# story of my life
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# perhaps you didn't go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# and yet I woke up in one
doo-doo doo-doo (twiglet zone music)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:36, archived)
# *hears faint ringing noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
#
Needs more pøwårdrøïds
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# hahah
nicely

does anyone know where i can buy a 'poang' type chair from that won't involve me going to ikea?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# dunno
www.ikea.com/gb/en/
(100% horse free)
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# Don't they do the mail-order thing yet?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Buy it online?
Will probably have to pay loads for delivery though.
edit : too slow. As usual.

/needs food
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yay
I'm also 42 today.

I was yesterday too, and for a couple months previouser, but still, I'm also that age today. That counts, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# *checks with adjudicator*
Absolutely, yes - that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# \o/
Let's go out and shag some 30-somethings and high five each other that we've still got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Sounds like a great plan.
I am a bit tired, though
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Well...
I've still got it anyway

* high-fives self (ouch!)
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# 24 any good?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Yep!
*Dives in*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# I don't know.
Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# I'm bloody brilliant
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# shhh - don't talk to him
I've already baggsied you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:26, archived)
# I already begged to be shared
so it's my day to be passed around like a rag doll
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# that's a worrying image.
but it's turning me on.......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Okie dokie hon
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Aww.
/ pouts
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# no no no
21 year old, I told him
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# FedEx have just called to say they're running late
grrrrrrrrr......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# A newsreader announced that you now 'have to be 18 to buy cigarettes'
Sucks for smokers aged 19+
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Pfffft, excellent!
Genuine office lol :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# I accept your apology if you accept mine for this very gay roastage

Also, merry birfday!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
Most kind.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# KHHHHKHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Good morning, sir!
All well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# KHHHHKHH TRAPPED IN A SHKHHHKHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# That sounds lovely.
Did Edie come round as well?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:27, archived)
# KHHHH OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING TO KILKHHHHKKHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Where's my new shelving unit?
It's being assembled by top people.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Superb answer.
Completely superb. This answer should be *clickable*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:53, archived)
# All this talk of boobies and I'm the only one that actually does anything about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hahah
I don't know why this is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# TGMTRFH!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ZOMBIES RULE PARIS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Excuse me miss
There appears to be a supermodel attached to your bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# "pffft!"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Aaargh! KILL IT!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# No reason
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Look at the Spockers on that!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# They have very pointy tips
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Uh-oh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I once catapulted a porpoise.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# With a trebuchet?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# No,
I was on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# excellent answer
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Did he make a twanging noise?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# More of a 'SQUUEEEeeeeeeeeeeee' noise.
And then, "splun!" as it hit the Popemobile.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# What about the barnacles underneath him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Silly.
The Pope was infested with fleas, not barnacles.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# A moose once bit my sister

(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# they are nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# well, she was carving her initials on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Ø Realli?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# "I am a cunt moose"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
I only have brothers.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I was bitten by a horse and now I'm moving for divorce
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lilly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# How many exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I fell in love with a squirrel once
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# didn't you write a song about it?
It was a beautiful song.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# No, that one was about my affair with an otter
but it was a female otter, so that's okay
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# They're so sexy when they're wet
and holding a chewed up fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Heck yeah

Did you think I was a freak or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# You?!!
Oh, no siree. Not you - you're no freak, micto. Uh-uh!!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# he was probably just interested in your nuts
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Can't wait for the next one!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# ha! take that!
let us hope they are not using windows.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Ow!
Scarlet needs to save the day!
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# WOO!
dammit, i home this finishes tomorrow as i'm on holiday friday and next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Yay!
Looking forward to getting your book as well
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# C'mon Art!
I was looking through the preview of your book last night. Art's changed a little since '05, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# All the characters have.
Pip seems to have become even fatter, Art's eyebrows are gradually taking over his entire face and Kat's been washing her hair (and tail) with extra volume shampoo.
Scarlet seems to have remained pretty much the same, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Scarlet is keeping it real.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Good old Scarlet
You can't improve on perfection, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Hah!
Those are exactly the words my mum used just before giving birth to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# CLANG?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# ABORT?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# All of the above ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# "Abort!"
"NONONO!"
*clang*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ...followed by the gentle sound of weeping.
*bimp*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# what about the below?
Uh?! Are we some sort of lower life forms? second class citizens?

*writes angry letter*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# BIMP?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Oh why not?
BIMP?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:19, archived)
# I've ordered your book and i'm excited
i was going to do a book of photos but i'm not suuuure.
oh well, keep up the good work you sexy thing (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Go, Art! Go!
*braces for thoom*
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 14:08, archived)
# Hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Careful now.

Once you start giving that sort of a job to spiders, it won't be long before we all have to use Macs to browse the interwebs. Just thought you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# hehe
I recognise this crap joke ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Well
I suppose someone must've thought of that before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Oh, no doubt!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)
# debbilgirl? is that you?
i'm currently reading 'anansi boys' so am in a bit of a spider mood :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I have that one in my bookcase
haven't read it yet though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# it's good
as good as american gods, imnvho
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I've got a children's book of the same
I get asked to read it to the boys at least once a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:16, archived)
# which one?
the goldfish one?
/missus is a bit of a gaiman freak
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:17, archived)
# I think it's called Anansi the Spider
All the art is done in a tribal african style. Quite well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Aranea
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:30, archived)
# It's nowhere near as good as American Gods or Neverwhere
in my opinion. Worth a read though.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:20, archived)
# meh
i really didn't think neverwhere was any good
the tv drama was reasonable, in a low-budget way, but the novelisation didn't really do it for me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# didn't see the TV thing
might make a difference in terms of perception of the book.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i saw it after i read it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:29, archived)
# I read American Gods
that's the reason I've bought anansi boys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:23, archived)
# This reminds me of an
actual (Boring) IT related story where I took a call from a user complaining that a spider had somehow got into the gap between the cover and his LCD screen. I made a great quip about it installing a new web browser and I was lauded like a king. I now rule the earth. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Alan Cumming


the Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Can't see it
EDIT: can now.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Problem is
neither can I, because this computer is set to block Photobucket. I think I've fixed it.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# I once battled a giant moth.
Unfortunately a lot of Tokyo was destroyed in the process. :(

But I prevailed. Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:01, archived)
# Huzzah indeed
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# was it a behe-moth?
hahahahaha
aw man I just kill myself
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# How's it going Debs?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# It's going rather hungoverly today
thank you very much

how is yours going?
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Rather bunged-uply
In need of a Lemsip and several hours sleep :-(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Bugger
that's not good

*makes Debbilgrrrrl hot toddy with much rum and freshly squeezed lime juice*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Cor, sounds bloody lovely!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# echinacea's what you need
and some of this: www.covonia.co.uk/range/covonia.cfm?ccs=79&cs=57
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Ah, but I only have Lemsip at work
So I shall have to make do
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Ha ha.


HA ha. HA HA. HA HA!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

HA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# silly debbilgrrrrl
everyone knows it is MOTHRA! that attacks Tokyo
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# tchoi
I was just trying to be funny :(
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:18, archived)
# don't be sad

*fetches happy juice*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Just switch the light off
Soon sort the buggers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# i had a titanic showdown with a crane fly last night!
fucker got away and left his leg!

its my leg now.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I love to hear the story of your pedegree
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:04, archived)
# You just wanted all the ladies to call you TRIPOD
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:05, archived)
# hey Heff!
*smooooooosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# I was going to say that!
Want to share him?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# Oh please say yes!!
/ wants badly to be shared today
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I'll start sharing
She can join in when she's ready
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:14, archived)
# the trick is to capture them and then pull of the tiny gyroscope bits under their wingss
then release them and watch them fly like drunkards.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# SCIENCE-torture
I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:09, archived)
# it was you then
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# I think you just ruined the plot of
the cloverfield project. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Use the ulpaod coedz, Luke!

/edit: yay! It's one of my favourite series on b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Where are they?!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# next to
da rude stuff
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:03, archived)
# Hell yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:07, archived)
# Tee hee
You're silly!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# who's this now, Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:06, archived)
# His best role
Was in "The High Life". Typecast for life in my mind. X-Men? Goldeneye? "Ooo deary me!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:10, archived)
# Careful potting the grey, there, laddy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:52, archived)
# That's no ball!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:53, archived)
# That's chuffing excellent....
Woo to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# Wow, subtle!
Nice work JPG :-)
*smooshes again*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:55, archived)
# *continues enjoying smoosh-fest with Trelly*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:02, archived)
# haha!
these are ace!


like your apologiser, that makes me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:57, archived)
# *siezes opportunity for pea*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 12:59, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# arf!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:00, archived)
# That's no globe!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 3 Oct 2007, 13:15, archived)

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