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Mr Moneycock

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JimmyD I let my best ideas go to waste, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD

NOR HAS IT BEEN COLOURED MAGENTA

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

bloody good thing

he did it then, would've hated to see this go to waste

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

INDEED SO SIR!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

lol

spunky

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:53, archived)

it's been a while since i've done one of these

Click for bigger and better

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

i haven't touched a women since christmas last year myself

woo

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mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

Just yourself?

How about when you were with your posse?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

i only do group now

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mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)

It's easier to lose oneself in a crowd

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

Ha ha!

I am laughing at that what you said.

Or rather, I smiled a bit.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:47, archived)

before the sad realisation

that that's sooner than you?
*feels pain*

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

I touch women all the time.

Well, not 'touch' in the physical sense. Rather 'touch' by looking at them.

Well, not 'looking' in the normal sense. Rather staring at them with a gawping maw.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

dad?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:58, archived)

i get lots of kisses and cuddles from 2 people who mean more to me than anyone though

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mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

Oh don't be sad.

When most people on here are trying to be funny I am entirely straight-faced.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

I haven't touched myself in almost two hours

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

meh, every 2 seconds i'd cop a feel

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mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:50, archived)

well done,

you should get a medal :p

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

is this a record?

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

You wouldn't need to for ages yet

if you'd have been around for that sex in London the other week. :/

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

sorry

it's been a saucy weekend and now i'm all hyped up and there's not a cock in sight and it's driving me slightly MAD

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:00, archived)

I feel for you.

Come round mine if you need. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:03, archived)

wearing a dress

and having a wank doesn't count

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:49, archived)

it was a white blouse, grey pletted skirt and big blue school knickers

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mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

cor!

i hope your socks were pulled all the way up to your knees

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:55, archived)

Is that the actress

in Coronation Street?

*Fwaps! if it is!*

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

nope, tis

just some random model

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:56, archived)

I almost said Natalie Merchant

or Maria from West Side Story

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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

how long

did it take

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:52, archived)

ummmm...

about 1.5 hours i think, although maybe a little longer

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:57, archived)

...

haha!

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)

Boingyboingyboingywoooo!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

heh

very nice!

I should save these really.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

I got a camera mount thing for taking pics of bacterial colonies

So I used it to take pics of scissors, naturally.

It doesn't spaz like it should, but seeing as spazzy images make me want to hurl, that is a good thing.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:31, archived)

*raves*

un-ts-un-ts-un-ts-un-ts etc.

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:32, archived)

Make them walk

Like the hammers in Pink Floyd The Wall

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

^this

pleasepleasepleasewithcheeseontop

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

yes

do it HARD

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

your hat looks like DTH

sciiiiiiissors

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

like DTH but with a bigger wanger

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

You've seen his wanger to make comparisons?

hmm...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)

no, working on the basis that if he had a wanger as long as his leg we'd all already know about it

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:38, archived)

Does Dave The Hat

actually own a hat?

A real one, mind.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

Yes!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

He might be keeping it a secret from b3tans because

um

because...

uh...

of military reasons! That's it! It's a certified secret weapon of mass penetration!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

interesting

it's the best non-spazzy spaz i've seen in a while.

nice hat too.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

I don't see the point of scissors with rounded tips

This looks like a music video of some kind...

(Edit : Point. Rounded tips. Joke. Ah forget it)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

Rounded tips

mean I don't cut the end of my glove off when I am piddling about with anthrax.

Here's Michelle:

I'll get them scissors walking tomorrow.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)

Yay!

Now that shell looks like it's at a good rave!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

stop motion it into a little story

or maybe a fight between scissors and shell.

(theonetheycallalex YAY!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:54, archived)

small children don't accidentally cut their fingers off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)

I got it :)

I nearly replied with a blank post, but didn't!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

Never run with Acinetobacter baumannii

WOO!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

i was gonna go get a cup of tea

no fucking way now

(nice gif)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

Do some rocks and paper!!

And play a game!!!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

dancing scissors!

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the.jokl @jonksson, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:46, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:36, archived)

Aaaaaarrrrgghhh

My eyes!

*barfs*

*chunders*

*saves solids for tomorrow's breakfast*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)

More Fighty Insects!

B&B
Previously:
[Wasp Infantry]

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

You make me happy :)

With big smiles

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:28, archived)

thank you

i aim to please

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:34, archived)

OK so I got my arse in gear

and came at it from a different angle.

Now I'm gonna get on and play some ff9 on my psp.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:21, archived)

Fly my pretties, fly!

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

I like this

~~not~~ a lot

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

this

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

Hahaha lovely

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

So how's yourself then?

What crazy antics are you up to there?

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

I'm working towards a professional qualification in procrastination

Seriously, I have a project in for friday and am doing little to bring it all together.

Ho hum, more doodles.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:36, archived)

Doodles are projects too.

Just hand in your doodles in place of the project of which you speak.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:39, archived)

i tried to do this before. My lecturers just refuse to listen to reason

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:41, archived)

Send them to me in the post.

I'll explain it to them with words and diagrams. Then I'll post them back to you.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:43, archived)

But the post is broken :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:45, archived)

Oh. :(

Well perhaps email them to me. Usual address!

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:48, archived)

WHAT IS THIS?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:26, archived)

Lord Lucan catching minge flies from his current hidey-hole, whilst a chum practices his air wanking?

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

spot on!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:30, archived)

I'm going to hide over there

Until this moves down the page a bit.

It frightens me.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:24, archived)

KILL IT!

KILL IT HARD!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

I like the way you've made the ears smaller!!!

Woo!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:27, archived)

I've met Paul Daniels (back in 2003)

He's a rather friendly, if somewhat short, chap.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:33, archived)

did he fly off the handle at the littlest thing?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:37, archived)

Diana always tried to hide her past

but clippings from back issues of the Daily Sport give us the real truth

(apologies for shitness)

(edit: and lack of componess)

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

Nice work on the noise.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

newsprint filter in the gimp

blew the picture up to about 900 pixels wide and played around changing the settings and shrinking it back down again. can't take too much credit, alas.

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

Ah well.

You nearly got away with it.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

my problem

is that i'm just too darned honest

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

*splutter*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

I sincerely hope

that that was tea hitting a monitor.

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

It would be if I was drinking tea at the time.

however I wasn't.

I am now though. Mmmmmm.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

"Shitness"?

On the contrary! I especially love the pre-princess big hair everybody kind glosses over nowadays. Woo!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

thank'ee

i wasn't happy with the shades on the face but i couldn't get them any better

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

I stack shelves overnight in Sainsburys. I hate my job. How can I make the time pass quicker?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

occasionally slip turkey in with the chicken

or dog chocolate on the chocolate shelves. or slip cryptic notes into the boxes of cereal for people to find.

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

Fort-building

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

I often wonder if I could get away with this

and have a kip on some boxes

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

I'm sure you could

keep it to a dark quiet area, like the clothes section.

(I have ALWAYS wanted to do this)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

Rotate the stock

No, not 'oldest in front' - that's been done to death.
I mean turn all of it around so the label's in the back.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

I like the pointless subversity of this one

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

Right you are, TCoY!

"...and here's Bobby Cox from Essex, who's a plasma donor for big-screen TVs!"

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

burn sainsburys!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

Name every tin

girls' names only

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

set fire to the stock

and blame fierce nocturnal pangolins!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

2 calls for flames

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

Sing songs out loud

and ~~take~~ demand requests from the customers as they walk by.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

Make a pyramid

Cause the smoke alarm to go off

Sing YMCA all evening long, until your coworkers gang up against you and make a pyramid out of you, causing the smoke alarm to go off.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

no smoke without fire?

3 calls for flames!

see a pattern?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:23, archived)

yeah

a FLAMEY PATTERN!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

CHARGRILL BURN MARKS

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:35, archived)

do you have aprons at your store?

if so you could do a renee zellweger in empire records (i'm pretty sure you're a bloke so i think this would be hilarious, not sexy, although ...)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:25, archived)

GET YOUR COCK OUT

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

Muscles of hearts!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)

Evening all..

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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

Ha ha.

Ace!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

Squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky

squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky
squeakyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

Hahahaha

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

shit as in good?

;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)

That's right.

My mum doesn't show up on the interwebs

EDIT: I can see it now.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

I was waiting for a comment

about Batman's squeaky mattress and box spring as he's cracking off a quick one over pix of Poison Ivy.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

Maybe he's a mouse and he's squeeking!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK92NYwBMts

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:42, archived)

Om nom nom nom

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

I was arguing with my wife and stopped when the page loaded to say 'Oh Wow!'

I am in more trouble now though and it's all your fault.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

Hurray!

I'll sleep soundly knowing I've assisted a domestic.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

Hahaha

quite the compliment! ;)

Have a well deserved woo, SSS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)

Mariohills!

Woo!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:48, archived)

this i why

you can't get Vicks Inhalers anymore

the horror!

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

Haha, just as flu season approaches

the terror.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

That has woo in muchity!

And wooly much!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

fancy,

a scary multiple lure angler fish type thing.

edit/ seems me and the hedgehog are on the same distorted wavelength.
also, bye for now, off to watch the ever lovely stephen fry.
hiv and aids is still bloody scary, when will people learn.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

this

is
fucking
ace

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

I don't know, it looks suspiciously like my desktop!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:00, archived)

i've just realised

it looks like mine too :)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:04, archived)

Gaah!

You have my computer!!!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

Lovely

Reminds me of the vertical wormy things in Loco Roco.

But that's probably just me.

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foop, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

*googles*

....wow.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

not just you

but it's the giant mouth behind it that looks more videogamey to me...mario?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

It's something I saw in a painting today

It was a hill with a picket fence and a blue sky, the fence posts looked like angry teeth, so I took it from there.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:59, archived)

It's you!

Hooray for you and your pictures.

:)

Here's a tribute to you:
www.wheelybird.com/b3ta/bubble.gif

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:58, archived)

He's rather super.

Hello Mr Wheelybird! How are things?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

Spiffing

apart for work being super shit.

But I have plans to remedy that. :)

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

Kill them all, little wheelybird. In the fluffiest way possible.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:09, archived)

Kill them with bunnies?

Ach. I'll just go an quit. When I get back from me holidays. Then I shall go freelancing and also make money from porns.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:12, archived)

Holidays?

ooooo

Whereabouts are you pootling off to?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:14, archived)

Spain

First Barcelona for a couple of days, then Tarifa.

Tarifa is super nice.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:16, archived)

Lovely

Go out your way to visit the Dali museum.

This is all I remember of Spain.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:17, archived)

I went to the Dali thingy in London.

I might do something Picasso related though.

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wheelybird mreee!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

Also a possibility

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

That's really cool.

I can't decide whether I prefer thinking that they're about to be eaten or that they have built themselves an excellent doorway to their castle.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

It's a pretty good security system...

Don't want to forget to feed him though

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

Definitely not

but that would be the coolest portcullis ever.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:10, archived)

I think this is fucking ace. And so does Mr Bee.

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mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

help,

the timings on this .gif are all to cock

...it runs as quickly as it's intended to run on my machine yet it's piss-poor slow when it's exported.

I use 'Fireworks' - anyone else ever had similar problems?

Ta

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)

Yeah.

I'm always poking people in the eye.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

Sorry, I use not the fireworks and no nothing of them.

I do like your image however.

Imageready is really rather good though (as is flash, if (unlike My Lordship) it doesn't always go to cock when you use it).

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)

looks ok in firefox

which for reasons i've no hope of understanding always seems to make things go quicker than ie.
i like to think it's just because it has fire in it's name and is therefore hotter.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

Looks fine here

I'm going with god save the queens thoughts. Firefox IS fieryer.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:52, archived)

thanks all

I first noticed it earlier today, with this next .gif

on my machine the 'moving message' is in sych with the post box - however once the file is exported the whole thing goes to rat shit.

Any ideas?

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:01, archived)

I'd help, but I haven't got the first clue about animating things

Have you checked the export settings are all in order?

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:08, archived)

Seems rinky dink here.

Top drawer on the rehosting btw. There's nothing worse in life than seeing a big red X with loads of woos and yays after it!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:33, archived)

My first attempt at making a scrolling background.

I tried to make a dog in a cape flying in the foreground but got fed up and gave up.

It's yours if you want it.
Enjoy!
:)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:33, archived)

*saves*

ta! ;)

my animated background were always a bit mediocre...

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

"Mediocre people

do exceptional things all the time."

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

Well, I'm pretty much the most mediocre person around here

*does something exceptionally mediocre*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:42, archived)

Aww,

whenever I see your name I think of those lyrics.

I think it needs to be on a t-shirt.

If you're the most mediocre, mediocre person
may be you should become Mediocrates and teach others in your ways.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

I like to see myself als the mediocre middleman

Do you know Die Interimsliebenden by the Einsturzende Neubauten?
I like to think of that as the mediocre theme song myself.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)

I must admit

I don't.
*goes to investigate*

\edit: I'm guessing the translation is more relevent that the industrial music (or is that mediocre too?)

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:50, archived)

How's your German?

www.lyricstime.com/einst-uuml-rzende-neubauten-die-interimsliebenden-lyrics.html

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:54, archived)

nicht zu gut.

it's on youtube too,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nufIYi_WYF0

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:55, archived)

Hackes bass is just awesome in this

and the self-built percussion makes this very EN

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:57, archived)

I'll take your word for it,

not my bag.

here's the song I was making reference to:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAQZ_uui1SY&mode=related&search=

though you will probably hate it.

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:02, archived)

I don't hate it

It's okay, in fact

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:03, archived)

Right

now all I need is a less mediocre idea

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)

Steef, old chum,

that's really rather super.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:43, archived)

Thanks mate ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:49, archived)

Quality!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

Hahaha ace

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:46, archived)

hahahaha

needs a bigger kitten so he's even more squashed in!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:56, archived)

Works very well. Have a woo.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

top class.

don't give up on the flying dog, or just sick a kitten in a plane and make it bob up and down a tiny bit.
this is really good, i'm jealous.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)

Good effort.

The couple of times I've tried scrolling backgrounds they have been really awkward to make.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:38, archived)

Cheers

I just got a decent panorama pic cropped it, duplicated it and reversed it twice(for a little over-spill),
then created a canvas of a smaller width but the same height and took it into image ready and dragged it along
with the move tool and duplicated until it matched up again.
There's probably a much quicker way, but that's how I did it.

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

have you seen this

www.maidenart.co.uk/tutorials.php,
your way works a treat so you probably don't need it.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

Thanks!

I read that ages ago before I got any good (hah!) at photoshop. Then couldn't remember where to find it when I did need to make a scrolling background.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:06, archived)

Carry on with it!

You've made a good job of the hardest bit!

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:39, archived)

Excellent

It seems to have a real sense of depth too

Woo

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)

that needs

a flying ninja kittin

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:41, archived)

Hovercat on Cakie's background

(

printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:53, archived)

splut splut splut!

marvellous!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:19, archived)

Belly goo!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:51, archived)

buzzz

XLVII's bee i stole yesterday

(maninthespoon, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:16, archived)

about half past two

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

rub them!

rub them hard!

invoke your inner rubbing spirit! smear yourself in mud and chicken carcasses!!

it must be this way!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

Old, old joke ;)

Here, I did this which I am proud of:

Click for anti-ris and original post *blatant click spam*

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

I remember Bellamy's Backyard Safari

I always thought it sounded a bit gay.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

There's only one thing that's gay while out on Safari...

Christopher Biggins

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

Safari sogoody!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:23, archived)

The world needs more Biggins

we've had amy, elvis and diana as image challenges, I think if we got Biggins B3ta would implode

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

~~world~~

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

Hahahaha

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:27, archived)

I want to send it to Bellamy, but I don't have his email address.

I have his home address, maybe I should print it and send it to him?

Mill House,
Bedburn,
Bishop Auckland,
Co Durham
DL13 3NN

Nice looking house too!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

It's very good that

useless factoid no. 37565
David Bellamy only grew a beard to hide an unsightly scar he picked up on his chin when he fell on his face in a Ballet Class as a kid

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:21, archived)

During the 1982 Bristol riots, David Bellamy's chin was used to protect carrier pigeons from plastic bullets.

He survived the assault and his heroic act earned him the Royal order of the garter and he can eat for free at any KFC in the country.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

I feel a little guilty now as I was just talking bollocks, whereas Archie's infomationlet was really rather interesting.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:45, archived)

this is good

i didn't understand it at first, i thought it was something a bit tricky, now i do.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

A site of mine from a job at a long since bust firm is #3 for David Bellamy in google.

Interesting to see that Pure have bhhpa accounts now - I must find out how they are doing with SEO and see if they are recruiting, he's a mad fucker, I'd like to work with him, if he could afford me.

Of course I am far too idle to actually move from my really quite pleasant current job.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

What time is it?

pfft!

and Happy B3taday!!

EDIT: Did you shop those ear tufts? Holy crap - the guy looks like one of them squirrels with the fuzzy ears!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

yeah

not sure whether it works or not though, it was a bit rushed
edit : thanks for the HB!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

i didn't notice them

as i've now reached an age where hairs start appearing from all manner of places they never used to.
although my eyebrow plaits are very fetching i'm told.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

Eyebrow plaits, you say?

I may have to consider something like that to make the ol' unibrow more attractive.
Top tip, there - thanks!

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

a pleasure

i've tried doing it with the hair on my nose but that looks foolish.
it's a sad day when you have to start shaving your nose.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

I've found that, like your ear hairs, waxing is the way to go

Nothing says 'I'm too cool for you' like a handlebar nosehair moustache.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:37, archived)

hahaha!

these young'ns have still got all these joys to come, and they thought puberty was tough.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:40, archived)

How I laughed at the Simpsons episode

...where Bart and Milhouse asked the Magic 8 Ball if they'd still be friends when they were old men with hair growing out of their ears.

Now I am one.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:47, archived)

just 'cos it's your b3taday doesn't mean you escape

*spangs

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

may as well get my crap out of the way

as it's Tuesday...

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:22, archived)

*spangs*

*spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *spangs* *SPANGS!* *SPANGS!* *SPANGS!*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:25, archived)

Happy B3taday

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

Seconded!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

Hurrah

for jokes that were in the newsletter a couple of weeks ago!

Happy b3taday!

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:27, archived)

oh bollocks

I missed that. I have been busy.

edit : I've still missed it. I can't see it in the last few.

Oh well. Cheers. I'm off to do something else now.

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:34, archived)

a splendidly silly gag

to celebrate your b3taday with!

(

enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

It's been a while, /board...

Quick n dirty to make a colleague smile on a grim day yesterday

(

Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)

Hey Johnny

What's the french for le meh?

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)

me-me-meh!

(

Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)

bof!

or as they say in France, meh!

(

enceladus, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

What the fuck?

www.b3ta.com/board/7687676

What the fuck is that all about?

I am enrAged.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

THIEF!

I have no idea, actually, but I'm not clicking that.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

It is nothing to do with me,

beyond that it has one of my images on it. (stolen)

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

I don't know what thats about..

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

Well then I'd hardly consider you a suitable replacement for my knowledge font.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

I don't know, man

what is going on

there seems to be a a wave of badness in the world right now

is there some kind of bad sunspot activity going on?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:17, archived)

I shall ask vbloke.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:20, archived)

everything just makes me sad at the moment

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:24, archived)

Why?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:26, archived)

because I haven't had my vitamins

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)

I could cum in a small jam jar and send it to you?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

that's a nice idea

but I'd just end up ebaying it

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:05, archived)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:28, archived)

Hahahahaha

That is a very accurate translation!

I presume you referred to Strunk & White for the grammar?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:15, archived)

*chuckles*

(

Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:29, archived)

pfft

(

spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:31, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA [Internet HA overflow error]

(

baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:15, archived)

le meh

(AshTeamRacing, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:18, archived)

Not sure why...

Too brown?

Edited font and wording.

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

My sandwich doesn't have kids

And I don't like that font.
/pedantic

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:51, archived)

that's why you have to make your own sandwich's kids.

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

Hold on a second, and I'll fix it up. :p

What font would you like?

(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)

Comic Sans?

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

I read sandwich's as an abbreviation of 'sandwich needs'

So it made perfect sense to me.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:00, archived)

Yesterday i was watching a thing on the net.

They were making sandwhiches and pretending that they were hard drives. They used mayo as formatting 0_o..
They were explaining what RAID is..

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:53, archived)

Would raid 1 equate to a footlong?

(

P3te "the Meat", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:58, archived)

Its on here; www.labrats.tv/episodes/ep8.html

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)

i have no idea what raid is.

i shall go and make a sandwich, which will hopefully be able to explain it.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

You need 2 computer geeks too.

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

clean out of them

would slices of beetroot be any good.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:05, archived)

slices of beetroot are never good

painful, i know, but true

(

boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

So...

You don't swear eh?

*stamps on your foot*

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

I say

that was jolly painful. Would you rather mind not doing that in the future?

(

boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

You have two sandwiches, right?

Well you can make them in to one big sandwich.

Or..., right, or, you can make the second sandwich the same as the first just in case the lettuce falls out as you take a bite.

*Warning: May not be a valid RAID metaphor

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)

splendid

dear sir,
i would like to apply for the position of code monkey/tech geek advertised in todays edition of the sun, i am fully conversant in computer stuff and can knock up a mean club sandwich, with or without beetroot.
yours,

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

i remember something like this. so yeh

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:16, archived)

I want a fucking raid 0 full on sandwich!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:18, archived)

sorry for the TJ

is anyone else having trouble staying logged into b3ta atm?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

I've been logged in for over a month

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)

i'd been logged in for over a year, and it's just logged me out when i looked at Jeccy's qotw answer down there (v) now it won't let me log in :(

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)

then, how prey tell are you posting this?

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:06, archived)

MAGIK

(

Gooddeed89, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:09, archived)

i wasn't quite sure

but wasn't complaining.
am back in now, and thoroughly confused

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:20, archived)

try switching between www.b3ta.com and b3ta.com

without the www

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)

this may well

have been the problem, (if the link had no www as i now have the www and as am happy as a pig in shit)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 21:22, archived)

I'm trying to upload an image

and it's having none of it...

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)

happy b3taday!!

(

Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)

ta!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:04, archived)

may i too wish you glad tidings.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:07, archived)

Cheers

Oooh! I share my b3taday with Brian Blessed's birthday! Hurrah!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:12, archived)

and me

happy b3tathingy

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:08, archived)

thankee sir

*tugs forlock*

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

It hurts my brain to think that it is still the same day as it was when I last saw this icon.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:13, archived)

it has a bank machine?

i'd like to withdraw 30 pounds please, no i don't want a receipt.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:03, archived)

I think the whole internet is a bit screwed today.

Valve are renting half of it to handle people unlocking Portal in the morning.

(

Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:11, archived)

What's the source for this madness?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:10, archived)

She's trying to bribe him to do naughty things

...in exchange for a sandwich in frame 2. All bets are off in frame 3, though, when the sandwich cottons on that he's being viewd as nothing more than barter currency for the white man and scarpers.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:35, archived)

add your own sound effects

edit:'ning all

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

Looks like Lisa Simpson

with nicer eyes.

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

What book is that?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

it's david baddiel's

Whatever Love Means

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

That's the puppy.

A good read it is.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:59, archived)

Reminds me of that Ana Matronic

From the Scissor Sisters.

Not sure why.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

yeah, I can see that.

this amused me for a while too

(

Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

eye eye

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

*whoosh*

*raspberry*

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

NNNNG!

parp!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:47, archived)

*makes zoomy noises and a 'veoooooop' style one as well*

*then starts making engine noises and pretends he is a plane, this is followed by machine gun noises*
Those Fokkers is Messerschmitts

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)

*attacks from out of the sun in a commando war story style*

*looks grim faced behind goggles*

*dakka dakka dakka*

take that fritz!

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:52, archived)

Thanks for getting my 6

onwards to Victory what what!

*smokes pipe*

I remember when this used to be a gentleman's sport.

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:57, archived)

Have a church I picture-tooked.

EDIT: werking now?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

Have this

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:38, archived)

I love this

more than horses

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

LIES!

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

TRUTHS!

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

hurrah!

(

TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

That is doublepluswoo

(

cupboardy, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

Is it redexablising fur sich?

It seems fine at my end?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

We need to log in before we can see it

if you could kindly supply us all with teh ulpoad coedz...

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

Oh boo...!

This is all of teh addressesis:

greatworlddebate.net/gwdsmf/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=16287.0;attach=631;image

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

yes

and then we still need to log in before we can see it

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

which works fine if we, like you, were already logged in to that site

you muppet

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:44, archived)

GAH!

For the love of God!
Upload it somewhere else, or did you steal it?

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

Noooo!

Is mine!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:55, archived)

working nice

and a great pic indeed!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

^This.

(

LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:01, archived)

Host it on b3tards or something.

img src is asking for a user/pass

(

cupboardy, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

^this

(

Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

You appear to be posting from a gallery on another board that requires a login

would you like to:

host it elsewhere
add your login and password to the url for others to share responsibly
something else?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:41, archived)

Fecking big ballsacks

'Ang on - I'll try to fix it.

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

and don't add your login details

for the love of all that is holy
/ed
yes its working now

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:46, archived)

Yes,

it werks.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:54, archived)

Cool.

Soz for the muppetry.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:56, archived)

Oh, I did one of those once.

I like the dark and cloudy.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:32, archived)

erm......

the headboard for my new bed arrived an hour ago. the bed is nowhere to be seen, seems it may take 2 weeks to get here. I asked the driver why they sent the headboard and no bed, and he said that he asked the same question, and was told by his boss "they may be waiting on it, send it out"

*is speechless*

EDIT:
oh and yes, I forgot the picture, my host thing is playing up... it will be here in a jiffy.

in other news its going to be cold tonight.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:28, archived)

Burn the headboard

It'll keep you toasty tonight.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

a fine plan

except I may need it

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:33, archived)

From Argos by any chance?

We had the same thing a few weeks ago

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:29, archived)

one of them bedstore places

I won't name them as then they get free advertising. but if they dont deliver within two weeks I shall be drawing magenta cocks on thier windows.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

Why wait?

Be sure to take pics. And post them.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

Pfffft

Some people

*shakes head*

/edit: I ate a double barrel banana today!
(unshopped)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

and

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

I want one.

or is it two?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

Holy shit shoveling dual fruit batman!

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

I am impressed.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

I was too!

and to think that it tasted delicious as well

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

I had bananas with my cereal

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

hahaha.

You do know you're supposed to peel them, right?

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:42, archived)

B2 cried when I peeled it.

Slicing was quicker and ultimately less painful (for me)

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

ha ha ha ha

Bananas in cereals

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:43, archived)

Mutant freak!

/blames global warming and stuff

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:49, archived)

NOOOOooo!

That was the winning banana!!

Lets have a look at what you cudda won.

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XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:19, archived)

two bananas?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:44, archived)

Very very cold :(

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Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

sleeping on the sofa tonight then?

good eavning all

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

Howdy B-pants

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:45, archived)

You need Helibeds

I've never quite understood why they think next-day delivery on a bed is such a good selling point

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P3te "the Meat", Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

its obviously to show up all the other nutters who dont actually have any stock, and simply phone up the makers and get it built to order.

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TBL I posted this on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:36, archived)

no no

they to expensive just draw cocks on the windows

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:37, archived)

In a total change of subject

I fully agree with your signature but probably not in the way you intend. If we ignore music, Katie Melua = perfection.

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boris the spider, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:02, archived)

My kitten is hassling me to turn the heating on.

I'm the type of tight git who when people say they're cold tell them to put a jumper on. Should I pamper the kitty? I think I will, she's better than people.

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:31, archived)

You need a tiny kitten jumper

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

made of tiny kittens?

Genius!

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:50, archived)

Rub your kitten really fast

1) The friction will warm her up in a jiffy, and
2) the static electricity will make her stick to the ceiling.

Kitten Pinata = Good times!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 20:14, archived)

My mate

Once had this thing, but he thought it was, like, something else, but it wasn't.

True story.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

Well it did warn him in the paper.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:49, archived)

haha woo!

I am praying that Alonso fails big time. Button ftw! lolz

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:01, archived)

I have no idea what you're talking about and I'm a huge petrol head.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:03, archived)

i'm hoping and praying that Fernando Alonso doesn't win the F1 at Brazil next week

He is an utter cock.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)

Hamilton FTW!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:05, archived)

odd how he seemed so nice

when renault were employing people to suck his cock at every pit stop, but when he's told his team-mate has equal rights in the team's eyes he starts throwing hissy fits. wonder who'll get his seat next season

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)

He is such an ego, he can't handle the fact that another less experienced driver is getting more attention - and rightly so!

He will end up at Ferrari next year.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)

Ferrari have two contracted drivers and really don't like Alonso

he's back to Renault most likely with Rosberg taking his place at Mclaren.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

I bet you 5p he ends up at Ferrari

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

5p it is!

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

This.

He'll be the next Schumacher. A figure of hate. Perfect for ferrari.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:30, archived)

i dunno,

definately won't be ferrari, but i'm not sure that he'll be back at renault, maybe BMW or williams if they can get the sponsorship in to pay his wages.
still reckon webber deserves the drive in maclaren, he's got talent and the biggest pair of bollocks in the field at the moment (how many other drivers would carry on driving with their arse on fire/puke in their helmet)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

this is a good point

I was very surprised he didn't pit after that. Yuck.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)

BMW have already named their drivers for next year, though I did wonder if he would too. Williams just can't afford him or offer him the service he wants and Frank is notorious for refusing to give in to driver ego which would really not work for Fernando.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

fair point

if Sir frank wasn't like that i think they'd be willing to replace a driver, basically williams and BM are the only two teams alonso would go to (if you take the big three out) as red bull wouldn't be able to offer him the salary he'd demand.
i'll put my 5p on BMW then

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)

i'll put a grand on spyker lolololzzzzz

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

Sir Frank

in his wheel chair givin it some i'd pay to watch oh and steven hawkins

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)

Webber and Button in decent cars would be good

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

Not Button,

he fucked his career up

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)

boooooooooooo

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)

and I don't like his hair

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

...and he needs a shave. The scruffy git.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

how?

if you're talking about the two contract disputes he had with honda and williams in consecutive careers he did the best thing for his career each time. since then he's calmed down and grown up, and is driving his heart out week after week, Honda just decided to be eco-friendly this year instead of getting sponsors/investing in their car.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:21, archived)

he also has incredible bad luck with technical problems related to his car.

But that's down to Honda.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)

*Note to Honda*

Do not try new things with your car when the other 10 teams are going down the tried and tested route, you'll FAIL

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:23, archived)

I honestly think so too. Get Button back in a good car and I think he would get some good podium finishes

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:17, archived)

He's been offered his drive at Renault next year

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)

hmm

Michael Schumacher /Alonso hissy fits when not getting own way !!

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

I bet Raikonnen will win it

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)

This is what I'm hoping for

the two Mclarens take eachother out and Kimi takes the title.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:08, archived)

Nah, Hamilton all the way!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=296Y10QcAs8

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

chuckle

woo and indeed hoo

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:14, archived)

hahaha, that was classic. Kimi is the most fun, down to earth top driver on the grid but so few realise that because he refuses to talk to the media.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

^this too, he stands a good chance

the pressure to win will get too much for Hamilton, and he'll probably make a mistake,
Alonso is just a big girls blouse, so Kimi should win it

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:09, archived)

As much as I would like to see Hamilton win, I'd probably agree with you

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

I just didn't get where Jenson came in to it

especially as he is pants

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:07, archived)

hahaha

I have a love/hate thing with Jenson... he isn't brilliant, but definitely not completely down to himself. If he was back with a higher class team...

Also, he is a brit. AND HE GOT POINTS IN CHINA AT THE WEEKEND...ACTUAL POINTS! *dies*

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:10, archived)

I could build a better F1 car than Honda ;)

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The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:11, archived)

almost certainly true.

Honda = tesco value F1

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:12, archived)

Sad but true

though they're not as bad as Toyota who appear to still be using the car that was ripped off from stolen F2002 plans with frequent guessed minor updates.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:13, archived)

haha

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

next year's car

has no silly eco gimmicks, and has proven enough to keep jenson and rubens interested in staying with the team, I reckon it could be a return to form

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:15, archived)

Button keeps threatening to quit F1 if he doesn't start getting some more wins.

Probably just a lot of hot air though.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:18, archived)

his interview on itv this weekend

was that he's staying with honda next year. doesn't get more definitive than that.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:22, archived)

he has seemed a bit more positive in interviews of recent.

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)

Go on the Button lol!

In fact, dig up Senna, he'd shit 'em.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:06, archived)

hahahaha

car crash TV alert

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mugatu, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:16, archived)

hahaha!

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sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:02, archived)

LOL

that is all

(free scooby !! bad grammar an spelling since 1985, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:24, archived)

BRING BACK

NIGEL MANSELL.
WOO!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:35, archived)

NO!!!

not since he shaved the tash off

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:39, archived)

I did not know that.

I retract my statement.

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:40, archived)

it was

the true source of his power

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:48, archived)

i found teh picture i made few years ago

(picitujeromanov, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:46, archived)

I was talking about 'em last week

one of last week's QOTW answers

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 18:58, archived)

I got one of those cheap ones from

"Your More Store" in Partick wayback in about 1997. It would be one hour behind in it's clock by the end of the school day and had a penchant for resetting itself when I walk downhill. I took it back and got my three quid back. I hope it had a worse time of it than your attilla did... that thing sucked.
btw - i saved my spare lunch money for a month to buy that

(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:04, archived)

If you don't care for it

it will get covered in poo and die of starvation.

FACT.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 19:19, archived)

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