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# Churlish
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)
# will the 2007 model
come with a free pheasant plucker?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)
# no, that's the tote bag
the handbag comes with the pheasant plucker's son
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:32, archived)
# I think it might
come with a dirty binbag full of rusty nails

*SCHMAWONGS!*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:35, archived)
# Why has this been ignored.
It's fantastic! Eamon certainly loves a scuffle with thems wildfowls.

*clork*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Ah now.
I love you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:32, archived)
# you dirty hoor!
priceless.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Possibly a little too crpytic but hey :p
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot to bring my chinese dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# That's
detention for you.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)
# Just as well...
because it's Japanese. :p
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:24, archived)
# lets see from right to left we have
steeplechase, hurdles, diving, gymnastics (floor routine with ribbons) and finally weightlifting

its the new beijing olympics logo isn't it

what do I win?

/ed
while on the bloke's arm we have a panda jumping up and down upon a waiter while trying to reach the monkey that is climbing the tree
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Theres a clue
on the BBC news website
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I'm sure there is
but the panda should be animated on his arm
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)
# I think I misunderstood...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# er... where?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# Where?
I did find this demonic Anthea though.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# kill it...kill it with hard objects right now!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:50, archived)
# hahahaha excellent deduction
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# My name is, my name is, my name is
chinka chinka Slim Shady.
(AshTeamRacing, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:30, archived)
# is this...
...something to do with wanking?
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:38, archived)
# Inheritance tax cut for couples?
This is all of the RIS.
(Rushy, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:41, archived)
# lol
Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# Has he got "paedo" tattooed on him
except its in kanji, so only japanese kids run away from him, which is odd because certain parts of their entire culture seem to tend that way anyway?

Who cares...he looks like a proper fucking tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:44, archived)
# eh, children are disgusting.
if some perv wants to fuck them, it's none of my business.

don't want a diddler fucking your kids? don't have any!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Sorry to shit on your parade,
but that is a shade cryptic.
(Slurpy The Frog, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 7:42, archived)
# Lighter than the sun
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:19, archived)
# hahaha!
Nevillevet for the win!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:21, archived)
# Good.
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:22, archived)
# There's your problem.
That's the notorious Barfy the Cat. Classically trained.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:25, archived)
# Haha
Oh it's been a while since I've seen a Neville post!

Woo as always =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:25, archived)
# There's always something so gleeful in their expressions :)
Do you have a fan club?
I wish to apply.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:12, archived)
# It's done :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:11, archived)
# hehehe
soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# If I had a nickle for each time this happened to me.
I'd still be poor, but I'd be less worried about doing it.
(The If has remembered this site., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# Klonk!!! hahhahhahhahhaha
*breathes
Hahhahhaha
Woo and click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Ha-ha! Yeah!
Klonk!!
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 4:15, archived)
# even quicker and dirtier...
I did this a few weeks ago and I can't remember why...

(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:05, archived)
# words...lots of words...MY EYES arrarrarrgg
*switches channels to Film Four for "IF..."
fookin hell of movie
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# fewer words...
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:13, archived)
# yay for movie scenes!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# in similar vein...
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:30, archived)
# "Barnstaple"
hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:31, archived)
# quick and dirty....
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# pest angling?
RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# J.R.Hartley
is hiding

under your bed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Fly
fishing!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# *whispers*
fly fishing

edit:
meh! 'swhat I get for replying too late
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# RIS ???
I'm new - what's RIS mean please?
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# it means that he doesn't understand the image
possibly done in jest.

it originated from this post

www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# in short, it means "I don't understand"
Comes from a very famous morrissons pic with the "ris" in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:04, archived)
# thanks
...I see, a bit like the bit in the middle of Sc*nthorpe
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)
# Exactly like that
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:15, archived)
# RIS
I always thought it stood for Are I Stoopid?
(Mr Donny quality not required, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 3:26, archived)
# JR Hartley?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# is there any other way?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# woo
someone pass the HUGE fly swat
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# phone 911, it's a F.L.Y. S.W.A.T. emergency!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# loft lol
luckily no beer in mouth at the time
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# No one told them there a curb at the other side.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# they can fly now
so not a problem...evolution eh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:57, archived)
# they could always fly
apparently, but never did for some reason (cough budget)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Yoink!
clicky for 620kb of tateyness
(any tips on optimorising it?)
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# ee gads
link it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# by the way
my contribution to THIS thread is the funniest thing I'm going to do today

Edit : fuck shit piss wrong link
www.b3ta.com/board/7690236
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:46, archived)
# had both of them
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:52, archived)
# aaaaaaand I've been beaten
night y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# 600kb?!?!
*fears nazi assault*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# hey, it's a big crack :P
USA-ian here, what's with the crack bandwagon?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# It's art, dontcha know?
arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/story/0,,2186331,00.html
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# the tate
have let someone dig their floor up and call it art
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# it IS art
it's just a bit shit unless you're the artist or having him explain it to you or are in some way predisposed to appreciate it.

ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# I just filled my waste bin with laser printer parts.
Where do I drop it off and collect my money? :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# join the queue
i've just shat myself, presenting it to the turner board next week
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# ah, goddamn it
I was gonna shit your pants :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# the Tate Modern
artist's entrance
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
# it's very nice
but you really need to optimise it more. Too big.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ^ this
it's funny but it takes so long to load it's like a joke that explains itself first
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:32, archived)
# pizdets.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# I had much the same trouble - must be the size of the craack
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Bloody nice gif
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# tateyness
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Arf!
Oi loikes that, oi does
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# all the makings of a spectacular mashup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# lolz
MASH-UP


*really hadnt thought of that.
*feels lack and fail
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# \o/
you say potato

I say tomato

hence the confusion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Yeah make it smaller:p
I'm hardly a pro (I don't have the legs for starters) but view it in IR and see how small you can get it, resizing with clicky for biggity and have it delivered to the board by a small cherub delivery boy all work well.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:36, archived)
# are you drunk or very drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# No just very tired.
Just about to finish a 15 hour shift.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# thas fookin slavery mate
have a word....

or are you doing it for love or money?
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Both
Lets just say it's worth it for the money in the savings account. If I hadn't have lost the previous savings thanks to the ex, I'd have me own business by now.
But it meant a better life for her son, so I have no problems with that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# sounds interesting
*feigns concern

*actually does want to know more

*fears floods of tears

*makes helpfull comment of camaradery "all womens are evil"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Do I get an Oscar now?
nighty 'ningles all.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# sweet dreams ghosty
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:55, archived)
# *toddles off to find a small cherub boy*
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# *wishes you luck
undamaged whole ones are rare indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# You haven't looked on Ebay then:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# I KNEW
it was you flogging them
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I like the beige ones
they come with free rice bowl
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Optimisation tips?
Fewer frames, fewer colours, less dither, smaller frame size and more lossy compression.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# And don't forget natchos!
Fred Fredburger needs the nachos!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:38, archived)
# click below for a 260k version
i132.photobucket.com/albums/q11/gutsandguns/yoink.gif

i just ran it through animation shop pro 3 optimisation wizard
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I had a go for you
and made it look very optimised...

(and sort of sepia)

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Or this

[ed] With TV scan lines and only 63 colours
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# black lines....top weapon!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:44, archived)
# i too made a colour version 163kb... but b3ta hosting is screwed
and i'm going to bed - oh well
G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# is that a microsoft clip art hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Nope
Similar idea, it be from openclipart.org
(I Poke Penguins but only if they consent first, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I've just read about this, jesus christ
modern art really is a bunch of wank, isn't it?

"Colombian artist Salcedo said the work - on display to the public until April next year - symbolised racial hatred and division in society."

Jesus CHRIST.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# i done a poo, called it alan and put it on display in my kitchen
people don't come by very often anymore
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Does it represent mankinds daily struggle with humility?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:02, archived)
# honestly
I need to make up some "art" and convince some inept twat that it has some meaning, or maybe get them to come up with the meaning and sell it to some idiot for £50K+
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Isn't it?
I'm sure it would be entirely possible. Lets collaborate!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# nope, the previous evening's dinner
and the short struggle it had fighting it's way out of my digestive tract
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Well...
Modern art kinda ended directly after the post war period. Modern art is more like Picasso, Monet, Matisse. You know, good stuff.

No word of a lie, we are in post-post-modern now.

Yes, I study this stuff.
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# so the lesson is, post-post = pretentious bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Aside from pretence though,
I think it's a pretty interesting bit of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:18, archived)
# Heh, I study it too, I am just sleepy and uncaring tonight
I love the idea of post-post-modernism, entirely symbolic of how nobody can think of anything fresh and original now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Dianna Montanna
Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.usThe Best Of Both Worlds?


(GabronUK, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Lucy from Trailer Park Boys?
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# i'm assuming
hannah montana who's 14(ish)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# thankfully the "would" referred to the TPB character
not the image.
Still, I feel a leeeeeetle greasy right now

edit: bad pic but here you go:
www.trailerparkboys.com/site_photo_detail.php?photo=72&season=9
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Still would:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Oh you so don't know what the cool kids of today
Are watching on the Conforming Trashy Disney Derivative TV channel!

Have you not heard of CTDDTV?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:27, archived)
# hey
I'm home with the downies
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:33, archived)
# hehehe
I just got the downies:P Or did i just read too much into that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
# um..
both
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:42, archived)
# This means nothing to me,
but I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Viennaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Nice offer
But I've has some ice cream already today.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:41, archived)
#
who said i was sharing?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Yeah you did on Bebo:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:51, archived)
# a-ha
i'm not even on bebo!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:54, archived)
# damnit
just got the pun, and now i've got that annoying song in my head

damn you!!!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Wow
I was the 999,999,999 millionth visitor!

Good first post, shame about the hosting.

Welcome!
[edit] www.b3tards.com
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:31, archived)
# protest
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# I knew they'd be there somewhere.
nicely subtle.

P.s. Michaelson *shudders with glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# As soon as you said subtle I knew there#d be the Quo without having to actually look:P
There was a crash outside my place the other day...

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# as soon as I recognised the source image
I knew what to look for
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Nowt wrong wit' a bit of Quo
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# pfft!
more quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# No
That's not Earls Court Road. That's obviously the view from Pendryn Road round the corner!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:30, archived)
# mmm bbq
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# OH MY FUCKING GOD
HE HAS LEFT THE IRON ON AND IT IS INSIDE OF HIS POCKET!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:56, archived)
# Hi


The flu has finally gone :)
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Oh dear
It appears the space agency forgot to remove the bike chain.
Woo(shhhh)!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Why did I read that as dyke chain?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# 11 reasons
each more unlikely than the last
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I counted 13!
And only two of those included corgis.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# ah, we've been excluding corgi-related reasons
until we get the finished michaelson report
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# Ah you we going via the Sheltie aproach!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# YES, i SHOULD HAVE BEEN CLEARER
edit: I should also pay attention to my Capslock
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Exact...
The initial idea was to add a dialogue:

[spaceman1] wtf is happening ?
[spaceman2] you forgot the handbrake
[spaceman1] holy crap ! (releases the handbrake)

then the rocket is launched

but it take too much space for a simple gif.. too many frames.
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# I think it's woo-er as it is here
so well done for small gifs of woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Tnx...
I'm trying to draw a cockpit, the dialogue will happen in a cockpit-view, then we have the blast-off, the final result should not be too big
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Yay for being flu free!
and rockets on mysterious excursions..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Tnx...
But now, due to work, I do not have the same free time as before, so my "production" of nonseses will decrease :P
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Online, this excuse simply makes you more mysterious and sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# indeed it does
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:22, archived)
#
Sure, are all excuses, but I had to switch to imageshit crap hosting coz the b3ta hosting appear to be down
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# rameses says yes


reminds me of that junior senior video
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# R O C K I T S !

more bang for ones buck!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# oh... it stands for "MANAGEMENT"
I thought it meant "MANUFACTURING"

silly me! what a liberal pinko I am eh! :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:58, archived)
# weeee!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Handbrake, Grommit!
woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Sopwith Camels were better.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Yay for anachronisms
And yay for the word "Sopwith"!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:09, archived)
# I bought my old man a set of the plates from the guns on a Sopwith Camel.
He is a Biggles nut.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:19, archived)
# that's a top present
also, Michaelson
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Report?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Sir, yes sir
*reports*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:24, archived)
# ^ this
curse you red baron!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# i have a simular set of planes hanging from my ceiling...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# better...
...than sopwith triplanes? am i missing something here?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] A somewhat weird take on the competition ..
.. probably bordering on the incomprehensible

(spinoza, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# You dropped thid
*passes crop tool*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:03, archived)
# got a lisp?
thid :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Yeth
Yeth I do!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Sorry
I noticed the instant that I posted it.

It's fixed now ..
(spinoza, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:05, archived)
# heeh
It's wooity though:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Thx
:)
(spinoza, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# incomprehensible maybe
but beautifully illustrated
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I comprehend
and applaud.

(and click)
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# i don't understand but its nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:11, archived)
# ah, cos of the whole cameras-stealing-your-soul thing
i get it. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Craaack
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# *clicks*
......but where's Maddie?
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Yes it does doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:04, archived)
# i found her
name in bath
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# This takes me back to yet another 2000 AD Mega City One disaster
and Judge Dread saying 'Drok!' in the final panel

which is a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:07, archived)
# I'll be running a Judge Dredd RPG on Saturday
No arty cracks though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:14, archived)
# RPG?
I remember the RPG back in yore, but what new juice you on about Tribs, dude?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Role Playing Game
The d20 version, not the old Games Workshop one (which had an awful system).
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Emm
*contacts*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *frottages*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:40, archived)
#

(yes the background is nicked from the above hence the rply not a new thread)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:15, archived)
# criminny,
that's sharpish
and ace
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:18, archived)
# think it's my first
ackbar :D
surprised no-one's done it (and that ackbar's not in the meme's gallery)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Haha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:42, archived)
# Most excellent!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# G10 lightbulbs - 50w?
Woo! happy b3taday (again)!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Do you work for BBC special effects?
They're like baby Daleks
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# As Skug says
they're G10 halogen spotlights. These two popped a couple of days ago and just as I was
going to chuck them, I saw two little alien robots looking up at me and didn't have the heart.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:51, archived)
# they make great googlie eyes too :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:52, archived)
# they look like they'd hurt
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Well you can't be from the US then
They haven't even got the hang of G8 there!

/summit blog


EDIT: And mini hippy bistros!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# that's oddly charming
TJ - {apologies for my faux pas ici - our Wifi b0rked after posting it and I hadn't realised it was the huowge version)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:45, archived)
# was it a repost?
i'm sure i've seen that before...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:46, archived)
# pearoast for the compo
well-spotted :-)
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# *coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *establishes exclusion zone*
witch!
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# in a new thread? :o
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Oh!


EDIT: I made that ages ago, I never noticed who Columbo is in an art gallery though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# EXTERMINATE!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:48, archived)
# ILLUMINATE!
(I helped save b3ta! JimM, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Tripping the light fantastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# That is great :D
hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# TJ!!
www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/halo

Watch that now and be amazed.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I like the cyclops speaker
in the background going

"Oooooh!"

*Woo*
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Haha! Ace!
And happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:08, archived)
# Most kind
thanks!

It's time to go and watch my latest download.
'night B3TA!
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Great!
Now do some moar with them!!
(darkMishkin, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:59, archived)
# This is hopefully cleverer than is obvious.


I hope so anyway, it's hard to subtle with a baby on one arm.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:38, archived)
# My wife says it is too subtle.
The central portion of the bridge pulsates gently.

There is a seam on the right of the bridge near the front of the vehicle which will give it away.

The idea was to induce seasickness, but I ended up with a bouncing barrage balloon almost by mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# .
Fraid I can't see anything except the balloon thing zapping around - even after you told me.

But I have a three year old yelling in my ear. Might be that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# i'm afraid im going to have to RIS too
RIS RIS RIS RIS *gets a mop*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I thought I needed the distraction from the seams:
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:49, archived)
# *feels sick*
*does some sick*
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Is that the title of your autobiography?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Not done a pic for a while.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# lol graffiti
i once saw a shop that said "ass blowing" instead of glass blowing - oh how i laughed
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# i'm sorry
(samwisethesick, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:23, archived)
# it's a ghost car!!!
or kitt!!!

but *groan* for the pun
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:26, archived)
# aaargh
TJ : anyone else having trouble with the board?
The uploader is just hanging for me.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:29, archived)
# Yep! It's not uploading anything!
Try b3tards or cr3 instead.


/Helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:31, archived)
# ta
I've mailed the error to cr3.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Hugh G.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:41, archived)
# so it be
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Hehehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
hahaha ahahahahaha hahaha

that's fucking terrible but it's amused me more than virtually anything else ever.

*desperately looks for clicky link*
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 10 Oct 2007, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Digging in the archives...
800K ani-gif
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:02, archived)
# BIGGER
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# LONGER
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# UNCUT
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Who cares!
Fantastic!

EDIT: Hehehe alone in this.

EDIT EDIT: Fuckin' 'ell a meg!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# ahh the i'm all right jack
well that's why i post nowt these days, seeya all
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
# .
I find a good lurk helps when it all gets too crap.

3 years is my record.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:37, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/7690134

I can honestly say that's the first time in my b3ta life that I've left a silly-sized image on for quite so long, mea culpa
(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:47, archived)
# "A tad bigger, Cabby"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Was that a quote from
My most painful taxi journey home by Simon Pegg
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# it was actually an Izzard quote fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:44, archived)
# I'm covered in bees!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I like my women like i like my coffee
in a plastic cup
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 23:01, archived)
# any chance
of having him feel remorse and chopping his own head off?
p.s.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:07, archived)
# That's about 8 pints!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:13, archived)
# of vodka?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# NO
Of sweat!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:18, archived)
# all lubricant helps!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:22, archived)
# And there seems to be ample lard there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:55, archived)
# aaah
never drunk it myself so don't know of the beer goggles properties
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:28, archived)
# I do not care if this post is too big!
I has just made me nearly choke to death on my pint!

*much spluttering decimation over my 'puter*
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Well I like it
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Far too big
I can't be expected to have 15 bit torrents running and still download this.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:14, archived)
# i'm trying to watch 'faces of death' and still browse the net
i dont know how i manage sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:19, archived)
#
browse the net

fwap
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:30, archived)
# i've seen this before... maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 9 Oct 2007, 22:27, archived)

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