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# End of day doodle.

Nite nite.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# nite nite
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Night sir.
lully stuff
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Nite JJ
:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Night sir
night all
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# People here like only
BISCUITS WITH TITS


so begone with you and your manga ladies!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Wank.
Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank.

* Click

Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank. Wank.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Where's the biscuits with tits?
Eh?

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# that is not asterix!
or obelix.

still, woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# WHAT, NO 100FT BISCUITS WITH TITS?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# very nice
needs more lazer visions
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# needs more titted biscuit ladies,
more like.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Goodness!
Nicely done, Mr Jack - G'night!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Woof.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Needs more biscuits

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Just got a new copyright?
Good idea.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)
# I'm off...
See yous...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Camp Jesus! Marvellous stuff!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Where all good Pikeys shop...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# chavalanche!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# hahahahaha!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# hahaha! :)

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# Very nice.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# it would be funny if it wasn't true
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# How come I never see any at ASDA when I shop there, then? :/
I like how they seem to be completely confused by their surroundings, as if they've just teleported in :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I was in Tescos for teh first time in years t'other day
my word, it's much improved! Esp in choice!

They had fruit n veg never before seen this side of the planet in there!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
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(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *spang*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# LOL

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# I'm going to kick you in the arsehole
and then blog about it on my topical website
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# tropical you say
is it as good as lilt used to taste, back in the day
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# tropical website?
with the plam trees?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# PLAM!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:47, archived)
# PLAM!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 18:56, archived)
# oh yes please
bendin over ready
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Needs more fullstops then.
I didn't scroll.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# This^
I scrolled to the bottom of the board and still no sign of said appendage
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I want to register on Wiki.is, but it is fucked
and it is annoying me
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# That's not because it's wik.is, is it?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# yes
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Text jokes on the board now!?
Whatever next!? Emoticons!?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Are you on 640x480 resolution or something?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# 1024x768 seems to be the max resolution it works in

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# NooooooooooooooooB !

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# LOL!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha
Where on earth did you find that clip ?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Freaks
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# ah informative.
cheers
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# Photobucket
But it is from Freaks, which everyone should see at least once, if only for an insight into the old world without PC-ism...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# i
would
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# So would she!
Get a room! ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Twit...

* What I meant to say was TWAT
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Cock Lord!
That is all.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# monge™ blange® monge™ blange® monge™ blange® monge™ blange® monge™ blange® monge™ blange® monge™ blange®
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(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# I C WAT U DID THAR

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# oh piss off you tedious oik
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# SEXYBISCUITS!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# Argh! The Neville
*gets random head on*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# *spluffs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# slurp!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# TITBISCUITS!
All the kids are wearing them these days. It should be a syndicated TV series
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# I'M SO FUCKING TURNED ON BY THIS
QUICK MAKE THEM GROW 100FT TALL
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# ANTHROPORNOGRPAHYTASTIC!
I can make them grow 95ft tall, or does that not fall within the boundaries of your frightening and obscure sexual niche?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# 'you shall make them grow 100ft tall, no more, no less'

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# "Not 90ft tall, not 110ft tall. 200ft is way out"
(, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# SORRY
my fetish is "biscuits that wear a biscuitybrassier and suddenly grow to be exactly 100ft tall on seeing another biscuit wearing blue y-fronts and at some point someone is shouting about how sexy it is"
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# That's not specific enough
you also need to specify the exact location, exactly how humid it is, and the precise time in the afternoon it occurs
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# ALL SIX OF THEM?

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# THEY'RE DIMPLES!
LIKE WHAT YOU GET ON CHOCOLATE BOURBONDS?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# ALL SIX OF THEM?

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# cor THAT LOOKS "NICE"
:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Yay
Biscuits are the new Squirrels?

:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Yes.


yes they are.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# *FWABs*
/Bourbons
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent. And the bourbon has six nips too!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Apologies for creepyness....


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# the dogs are clearly paralyzed in terror :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Wouldn't you be?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha
just oddness
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# "thinks"

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
I heard a crap joke at the weekend.

Q. How many Freudians does it take to change a lighbulb?

A. Two - one to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis...I mean ladder.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# *smirks*
*adds to list to tell mum*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# This is giving me uneasy feelings
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Nausea is the word you're groping for
It's a natural reaction on seeing the dread Yoko Ono.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# a freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing
but actaully say y'mother
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# How many girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - one to change it, and the other to repeatedly crimp one off into a cup before vomiting and consuming.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Ha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# How many passive aggressives does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Don't worry about me. I'll just sit here in the dark. You go out and have fun with your friends.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *also adds to the list*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# haha
will tell mrs monstrinho that when the baby blues make her a bit crazy
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
#
yiff! arf!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# the creepiness...
...is the best bit!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# loves me...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Aw, this is giving me a happy
Thank you *hugs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# is it not a sadness?
still one petal left.

not wanting to burst your bubble but...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# But if you count them
He loves her. Which is nice.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# clever
enigmatic.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# But there's an even number on the floor.
So it's HAPPY. Although she doesn't look it.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# and yet filename is loves me not
a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Guess it just depends on what sort of Monday you've had.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# i'll have to edit one more in
Not exactly thrilled that they do indeed look like eggs, maybe I'll make em red and more pointy.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# Oh so it is supposed to be sad?
vindicated, yet slightly depressed now :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# D:
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# she's laid eggs!!
also - this gives me the fluffies.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Yoko and John Lenin
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# But large heads are in
So it seams
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Large?
Or nearer?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Smaller
Far away

/Father Ted blog
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# happy christmas
john and yoko
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# that is possibly the most disturbing pair of tits i have ever seen


...and her chest is pretty scary
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# haha..
I didn't read the title and I actually took ages to get it..

"He's not called John!?...."
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
#

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Monkey Island?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# W000t
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Guy Brush
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Second greatest game ever made.
MI2 was the best :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Indeed it was Sir
I have them all, only 1 and 2 were any good
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# 3 was good.
Never played beyond that though, cos they went all....*vomits*.....3D.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Oooh
I've never played :/
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# very
good
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# "I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!"
Woo, i like that! :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# I never did wait 10 mins to see if anything happens
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# he actually dies :)
Edit: you can still do a few things like 'float' though :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# In a way i'm glad I didn't then.
Right, i'm off to a spitting competition. I have to mix the liquids, use the curly straw to drink from the jagged glass, wait for the windsock to blow. And cheat.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *hroooook*
*swish-swish*
*ptoooooooie*
bye!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *misfires*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Wipe that chin
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# needs more nuns with the runs
in my opinion.

but WOO!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Guybrush Threepwood
you salty sea-dog
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# more of this sort of thing
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# come play cod with us tonight.
so i can teabag your cold dead corpse.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# FIRST PERSON GRINDAN GAMES
I MUST LEVEL UP SO I CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS FUCKING CLAYMORE.

I'll be playing. With Martyrdom on. Enjoy teabagging a live grenade.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# real men use last stand.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# you knifed me during last stand last night, if I remember rightly
how does that even happen :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# never confront a wounded animal!
also, it happened after berk knifed me about a 1000 times, so i learned from my mistakes. sort of.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# pffft!
WOONESS!

ps: no beard?!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Is he going to ingest something that
turns him into a 100ft tall animal with oversized sexual organs?

Because if he isn't, I'm not interested.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# LESS OF THIS SORT OF THING
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# You have a problem
with oversized sexual organs?

*writes note to self: don't show shada my elephant impression*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# When returning from seeing GWAR performing live in Newcastle once
a chap sitting opposite me on teh metro proceeded to slowly empty his pockets, turned them inside out, unzip, prove that he was not a grower, then urinated profusely onto teh floor whilst shouting 'Have you seen my elephant!?'

The best part was at the next stop when the metro braked this huge wash of urine swept all the crap and shite off the floor of the carriage along to the doors and out over all those fleeing feet!

I shudda been sick, but y'know, it's hard to when you're laughing!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!!
:D

It would have to be after a GWAR concert...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It did seem oddly less inappropriate
having spent an evening being sprayed with fake blood and cum!

Half the carriage was sticking to each other and the seats, I'm sure the cleaners loved us the next day!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Hahahaaaa!
Braw! Woo!


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Woop woop!
Possibly the best game ever. Maybe with the exception of Monkey Island 2

Edit: how rode of me - top piccage!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *loves JJ*
Heh :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Oh noes!
According to Reuters, the fire is getting worse!

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# ahhahaha
WOO!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# ATTACK OF THE CLONE STAMPS!
*runs*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# I was this close --| |-- to saying that too.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Clone stamp my arse.
All done in Paint.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# A kind offer, but I may have to pass on this occasion.
Thanks all the same.

:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha.
Although I work in the City, I have been unable to view the smoke on account of working in a shitty, gloomy room with no windows.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Reuters?
Must be true!

pfft!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# hahah bastard
real livingroom LOLlery

*clicks*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Fuck me...
that's hideous!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I took it from my one and only FP!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Nonononono!
Small was quite gross enough thanks.

Respect to the animation like, but ewww....
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# How did you post a mirror on the bo . . .
oh


(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# pssst...
it's a kettle...
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# Bigger!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Righto.

Edited for ground shaking goodness as per XLVII's post below
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# F'kin'ell!
I can feel the ground shaking!!

:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# he's
rather sexy
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# That
is almost completely disturbing.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# "almost" but not fully :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# wrong
that is all.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# hahahaha
Looks so, so real!!~
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Yay the new Alien World is out!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Ooooh, that looks excellent!
Nicely done sir!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Pssst!
*tugs at sleeve*

It's that time of day again \o/

*won't reply to this message as he'll be fighting his way up the M1*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# haha
brilliant.
I love it
cheeky pea.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha!!
RIGHT!
I'M ORF!
BYE B3TA!!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# T'ra!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# adios :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# you're orf, by b3ta
which way's that then?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# That's a load of horseshit!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# cooor
Urine gets a bit of a raw deal in the publicity stakes there. Poor piss
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# hahahaha
hahahahahahaa!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# How rare
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# ARF!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 21:51, archived)
# best of all the unconsious states
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Make more signs of life, little sleeper!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Pfffft!
I'd love that free poster
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Is this in WH Smiths yet?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Not yet
I made it yesterday evening :(
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# OK
So Tomorrow then?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I'll try :)
.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# Hoooray!!
get editing you have 12 hours to get it to the printers
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# you're so good at this
*votes at w1k*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# hahaha brilliant work!
have a click
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Excellente!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Class!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# *Whistles*


:D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)
# haha!
hello, fellow 29er :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Hullo mate!
hehe only for another 31 hours ... give or take a few mins!

*shakes with fear*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I have about 3 months left til the big '3'...
*fakes with shear*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# There are quite a few of us 29ers on here I've noticed
B3ta .... the place for mid-life crisis'

:P
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Sorry....
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm suprised this wasn't done when I first posted it.

Someone did say it though.

:D

It's all good.....

[ed] hehe just noticed he zip!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# A ZIP FOR A MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# thanks folks!
Now I need to get that Sting song out of my head - it's been there all day
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I don't drink coffee
I take tea my dear!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# That is all of the ace
they look very happy chaps...cow seems of a diferent opinion tough.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# ..


Blog & Archive
oops - sorry - cropped incorrectly, now fixed
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# oh my! "IT BURNS"™
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# ahahahahaha!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# hahah, very well done :)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# 5 lighters a phand
cheaper then matches
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Londons burning Londons burning
fetch the waggons fetch the waggons
Nice piccy muchos cleveros :D
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# That's hot™
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Excellent work, sir
:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Very
good
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Firstly G'day Secondly
sorry about the meme but I felt the urge to after
seeing the original pic

which in itself deserves some more mileage :
Savage Rat dogs
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# crikey
those dogs are scary
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Yiff yiff etc.

Does anyone know if this new Beowulf fillum is any good?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# can only be better than the last one...

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# the last one made me very sleepy
So usefull for those insomniac nights
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# circular saw swords FTW!

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *gets the jet wash on them*
down dogs..
bad.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# bet you
they make better music
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)
# Ladybits!
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# but that's a...
Weebee?
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# I thought it was quite big.
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# LoveweeBee
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# can it be man-milked?
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# Wiki it.
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# Creamy honey
edit: has a thread deletion occurred? What happened to Freeb's Prof Jessie Martin pic?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# it's still in freeb's spazz somwhere
I will find it for you... ha'd on
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# there you go sex pot
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)
# \o/ hurrah!
Thanks, sexy knicks *twangs elastic*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# That is a girl bee,
but it has a winkie. I am so confused!
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# is it okay if your vagina and your penis touch?
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Touch what?

I'm not going to be accused of molesting Waitrose staff with my genitals again!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Pfft...
Ah... that coffee in keyboard moment..

* I didn't see that one coming
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# *waits for the bee to go 'boo'*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# It was going to be(e) a ghostly bee, but I couldn't be arsed to figure
out what a ghostly bee would look like.
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# hahaha!!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# make more sense little bee!

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# *tries*
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# but the bee is spraying from it's manley nozzle!
silly be! stop your public display of yourself!
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# hahahaha
Ace!

Although it makes me want to shout

LIES!
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# feeling down??? this should help...
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# *pulls socks up*
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# hahaha i like it!
*click*

EDIT: also, does he have a cleft palate?
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# ^this
although with palate spelt correctly
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# ^this^
although i don't know what you mean.
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# sneaky...
;p
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# yes he does...
well identified! either you must be a doctor or I am one hell of an amazing artist! ;)
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# ^thus
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# :)
this reminds me of cherry tomato - yay.

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# Did you happen to see
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# you worry me
like Ivesb in a field full of sheep

:)
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# the post this morning
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# which one would this be
or do you mean actual real post - because mine doesn't turn up until about 3 in the afternoon.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# I enjoyed Pixel Art Garfunkle,
the very diminutive prince... the purple reins ... his little red corvette... and 1999. I didn't understand Barry Manilow, but I did wee myself laughing at it.
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# did
I ever tell you I live near a road called Hobbiton Hill?
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# no you didn't
I'm intigued
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# bloody slave-children
they want something for nothing they do..
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# I have no socks
It's the frostiest day of the year and I am wearing sandals :/
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# you are a double hard bastard
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# rar!
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# *wraps bike chain around knuckles*
*bloke from Eastenders comes in from stage right*

nah weez gonna see hoo reelee is Brittahns Hardest... Debbil did well in the door kickin in bit and made mince meat out of the power lift, but the Prof excelled in the flower arranging and expressive dance sections. Who's going to come out on top? You decide.
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# ooh ooh me on top!
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# okay - but not so rough this time,
I had to tell my wife I'd been in a fight...

:)
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# I say!
:)
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# I saw you earlier, you were a man though.
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# yeah, that happens occasionally
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# Did you see me? I was measuring a statue of Queen Victoria.
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# how radioactive did it turn out to be
?
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# about half a dozen eggs.
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# the plot thickens
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# that'll be the eggs
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# haha, I mean
awww...
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# *feels much happier now*
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# haha
\muntz
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# joquin pheonix works in a brick factory
aicmfp!
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# It bloody is too...
Nope, second thoughts it's Joaquin Phoenix
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# gynocologically there is no difference.
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# hair lip?
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# Al Qua'eda's new weapon.... ritual humiliation!
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# hehehe
IS IT REAL?
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# it's a shop shopped!
:)
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# yes,
it really is an animation
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# hahaha!!
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# Tip top!
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# cor
haven't seen images of this chap in ages
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# Hahaha
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# woo!
nice one
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# Lens blur am all teh rage
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# arf
email my get you did?
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# did I
but yet time to had reply no

beer weekend this much too
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# good hear is that to good
you chance whenever well the get...
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# Will reply I
think
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# that looks like something that happened to me last night....
hmmmm
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# O_o
Is that what all that grunting and puffing was from your room?
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# Arf!
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#



I thought we'd agreed that he's 'that age' and we're just turning a blind eye to his lewd practices?
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# Ooh you've landed on Mayfair
That's 4000 pounds please.
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# arg
what's the big square thing that looks like the breaking of my mind?

Also - you are both woo and yay

now it's working and it's nawty. YAY
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# Ooh la la!
Frog spawn?
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# pfft
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# I don't understand what's happening there
unless there's some joycum coming out of the eiffel tower

top shop!
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# yay for the eiffel tower
nice pic :)

kittens skateboarding that i'm proud of etc
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# that's rather nice that is
and a bit Ooh lala on top ;)
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# It's nature's way...

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# pffft!
this'll be the new BBC's nature programmes now funding has been cut!
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# I'd watch it
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# if it has Mr Attenbourgh i'd watch it too.
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# indeed
but he has to do the voiceovers - think about him doing the one above, and then one of them eating Bruce Parry.
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# I'd do it...
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# hahah!
I've clicked most of your stuff today I think, if not all of it

...also, I saw that going a very different way and was very relieved when the leopard walked off screen rather than agreeing to the giraffes request
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# Really?
Thanks.

: )
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# haha
i was expecting that too!
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# You've been a member for 2 years now
yet only seem to have posted recently.
I hope you decide to stay and post more because I (and I think most of us B3tards) think you're a bit ace.

Would you like some sweeties?
They are in my car.
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# *blushes*
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# Is that a "yes"?
I do hope so.
They are Smarties and I think I have a few Jelly Tots too.
Ooh and popping candy!
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# popping candy?!
*shuffles feet*
may i come out to your car too?
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# Yes of course :)
The popping candy won't last long as I think it's ace.
I ate it for the first time last week and was full of delight and explosion!
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# put it in a can of coke, put your hand over the top, shake
and lob.
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# *runs out to pots car*
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# *runs over in a Lorry*
LONG DISTANCE CLARAAAAA
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# ouuuuuuch...
good job i'm hardwood..
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# I didn't think you'd like it in
that way
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# *waggles eyebrows*
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# *puts lorry into reverse*
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# put it into a bottle of coke and shake it up
yeah!
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# take a drink of cola with it next time then :D
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# Tsk you boys with your explosions
I will definitely try that.
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#
popping pooping candy
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# arf
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# Meet you there in 5 minutes...
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# *combs hair*
*straightens skirt*
*teeters out on high heels*
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# STRANGER DANGER!!!
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# Shhhhh!
I think it's working...
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#
STRANGER DANGER!!!
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# I did that...
I joined and posted NOTHIONG for 18 months...

then I was sucked in, as it were...
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# I lurked for a bit
then signed up and posted something ... then nothing for ages because I didn't make any pictures... then I just started posting and, apart from a break of like 2 years I haven't really stopped.

I must not like my job much.
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# Same here
(not about my job though I like that).
But used an old username.
Hello Prof!
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# darling
how is thee - apart from trying to groom unsuspecting young men?

:)

I used to be young and unsuspecting once :(
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# I like to use a wide net
I am full of wellness thanks.

I bought a ton of musics in the past couple of weeks and am also full of gleeness.

You?
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# I'm somewhere between alright and really really good thanks.
I saw your jaffa challenge, but I'm afriad that I will not be entering due to the horrific number of calories 48 Jaffa cakes contain and my trying to not get fatter. I like the idea though and whole heartedly encourage loads of other people to do it.
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# I was speaking to DTH about this earlier
I've recently had a BEEEG scare with my weight and it's definitely occured to me that I shouldn't be eating 48 jaffas, especially in one go...so I'm still deciding really
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# my doctor told me I need to get stacked
and then ripped in that order ...
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# hahaha.
*click*
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# so majestic...
*serengetis*
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# :D
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# LOL!
Fuck me, a talking Lion!! ;)
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# LEOPARD FUCKS GIRAFFE
and why is my "Friends' Activity" link red all the time?
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# It's their blood seeping through your monitor
Edit: I do apologise, I've no idea where that thought came from.
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# that'd explain the "you have 0 friends"

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)
# :(
*cries*
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# nah, I have fans though
I'm just still unsure if I should use that feature, it smells a bit like mySpace from here
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# *adds pzykozomatik as friend*
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# aaaw, you're so sweet

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)
# It's the honey glaze that does it.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# My link is grey all the time
despite there being activity.
I think the science hasn't been worked out properly yet.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)
# we definitely need a new hamster

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# you can't leave that lying there!
it's not a lion, it's a giraffe!
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# needs more snarn
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# Well, someone had to do it...

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)
# True
He's out of his misery now
It was the kind thing to do

...you didn't fancy using the uzi?!
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# BFG
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# That's just what I was thinking!

: )
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# Big Frilly Gurly?
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#
hisour
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# he died too quickly!!
woo!
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ^This
.
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)
# But so many times!!
And I take this opportunity for a pearoast from Quiet Board Sunday: with slightly improved rubberage!
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# Perfect wobblage!
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# Hurt him plenty!

(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# And you did it well
*giggles*
*clicks*
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)
# HAH!
I love this! :D
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# i really want to play doom now
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# I think we have a winner!
'clicks like a spaz'
(, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Woo to that
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