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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

SNAKE-BAT WITH TIIIIIIITS!!

that is all.

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

that is very much woo indeed!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

I shall now stalk you forever.
*clicks*
*clicks again*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)

cor!

what's the name for one of them?

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)

Lilith

Was at a talk tonight about her tonight...
(And yes, there was at least 1 Frasier reference)

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

Lilith - wasn't she supposed to be the first woman

and joined to Adams back?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:31, archived)

errr wot?

Lilith (according to Jewish legend) was Adam's first mate who was cursed by god into a Succubus for refusing to be the submissive in the relationship.

The snakes with the heads of wimminz is known as Naga.

What you have there, is just an abomination!

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Ratsta, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

Depends who you ask

It's not just a Jewish story... She has roots in several cultures.
Some myths have her as a winged serpent-demon, some as a desert-demon that can raise storms, some the First Wife who made a pact with God and became a baby-killer...

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:38, archived)

All she, it, erm ..

yeah .. all she needs is a royal son (or painter who used to be called)

Woomazing ™ by the way :o)

(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)

Woo! Awesome!

I'm off now, though :)
Night all!

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:14, archived)

*clicks*

is she venomous?

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)

Phwooooooooaaaaaaaaaaar!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:17, archived)

hahahahaa!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

Oooh ! In Italy that means . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:35, archived)

Want a bite

just to feel what happens . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:22, archived)

Ace.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:37, archived)

goodnight everyone, i'm off to bed.

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weaver., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

night night

dream of whales with orbiting sattelites

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

No bowls of petunias?

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:23, archived)

Night!

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ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:13, archived)

I wish I had a canadian dream love

we'd do dream love things, and eat bacon sandwiches, then make more bacon!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)

ntie nite

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:19, archived)

Curious ...

Where does this image stand on the ™ front of things?

Little girl in PURPLE RAIN

(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

you can ponder where, in jail©®™

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)

it's WebSheriff John Bunnell!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

Internet's Wildest E-Lawyer Videos?

;)

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:16, archived)

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(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:10, archived)

hahaha

that's the spIrit™

the spIrit™ is a product of Mega Interglobal Bulk Industrial Chemical Toxic International©®™'a family company'

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:18, archived)

No no ..

This is the spirit ..

Bloody hard to pour from that bottle tho!

(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)

looks nasty

a chap could get an injury from that

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

and those injurys will just come from ..

the sharp corners in my crappy drawing .. never mind the big spikey bit on the bottle!

:o)

(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:43, archived)

That rain's more mauve than purple

You're alright.

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

Nah, that's more aubergine than purple

...I'm sure Prince is at the U.S. Patent Office trying to claim aubergine as his.

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

I think you'll get away with that one

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:07, archived)

evening, b3ta

...have a crappily drawn Sheriff O' Teh Webs.

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

I like your username

and your picture :)

EDIT: Milky Bar Kid?

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

^ milky bar kid

and no mistake

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

The Redexes Are On Meeeeeeeeeeee!

Mwahahahahaaaa

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

this is my favourite meme of the evening!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

For no good reason.....

He's nowt special!

Click for more frames but smaller!

Nites!

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

Night night

Did you have a good birthday?

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

It's been good so far thanks

It's the 14th so it's only just begun!
:D

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

Yay!

*toasts thirtiness*

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

Cheers!

*Raises glass*

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:00, archived)

nites

no idea what's going on there, but I havne't seen the film

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

goodnight

and goodnight b3ta from me. I feel the board has something going on again...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

check dem moves

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

Behind that happy little smile

he's all like "EYE SOO YOO ALLZ DED!"

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

Boog a loo !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

woo to your birthday

and yay for dancing gypsies too
with moobs
we're not worthy

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:27, archived)

Haha

Thank you!

How's tricks?
You back from your travels yet?
[ed]Bed calls.

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:33, archived)

bin'dun?

(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

hahahahaha

mo'focker

I'll have to sue you though. At least one of the pixels in that image could be Prince

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The Neville What what what, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

pfff

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

ooooh!

Good 'shoppin'!

woo, and yay.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

hah :D

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

that's not small enough :D

*clicks*

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

Draw a cat.

Post a cat.

I do it. You do it.

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:36, archived)

Pow pow pow.

Kitty for Shada.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

he's far too happy

I like this one I did earlier in paint.NET better than the one I did in tattyswap

FREE SOFTWARE IS BETTER.

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:38, archived)

HE IS SMILING BECAUSE HE CAN SEE A BALOOM.

paint.NET kitty is ace. All kitties are ace.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

...NEWSFLASH...

Arc de Triomphe grows feline head... Paris in shock. ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

haha

that arc would be so much better if it had a massive cat head on it

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:03, archived)

True -

We MUST have some b3tans living in paris who could cause such confusion... *plots evilly*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

I hate cats.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

THEY AREN'T EVEN REAL.

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

you no can has cheezburger

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

I no it well unfortunately.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:41, archived)

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

Yay, he's ghostly :D

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

Awww!

This is absolutely superb.

You're trying toooo harrdddd. Waaa.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:40, archived)

aww

that makes me miss my cats :(

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boris the spider, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

Goodness . . .

how long did it hold still to pose ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

It's from a photo

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

that was fast!

I likes

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

Hahaha, I made a pun.

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

Cat in wellies!

Woo :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

GRIIMMMMIIEEEE :D

you kick maximum arse

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

MIAOW.. PARDNER..

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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

roundest cat in the west

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

this rocks

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

G'night!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:44, archived)

oh my god!

those two fish are welded together at the mouth

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

YES!

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

Hooray!

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

Re: cat

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The Neville What what what, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

TWATS!

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:45, archived)

hahaha

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

i think he looks a bit smug, don't you?

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weaver., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

he's done something

I don't trust his smugness :(

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

neither do I

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weaver., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

His eyes are calling me a jerk.

(;,,;)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:49, archived)

his tail is flicking v signs

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weaver., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)

Erm...

will this do?

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:46, archived)

yes it will :D

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

hoooooooooo

RAY! ^-^

More fun games to play - MOOOOOOAAAAR!
*demands* ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

Gnite beethreeteeay

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:48, archived)

LOTS OF AHHH.

BUT ALSO COPIOUS YAY.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:50, archived)

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:51, archived)

Is that... yes, I'm sure it is...

IT'S BATFINK!!!

Yays!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:52, archived)

ok then

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:53, archived)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

His eyes am freakin me oooooowwwwwt! :S
His fluffeh am orl of teh niceness tho - yippeee!

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

it looks lovely and soft

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

Yay, it's bloop :D

with maximum fluffiness

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

I am compelled to stroke this cat

and also cuddle and feed tuna

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:01, archived)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

awesome.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)

caaaaaaaaaataateateeat

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:56, archived)

GARGLFLARBL

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

that thing in that order

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

Okay, now THIS

needs an explanation...
*is confused*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:57, archived)

well it all began when the norse cat is boat with the sky and there

the tree and some kind of bad :( but whelk horse then so along with the king they agreed but then and is recommended by the department of the environment

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)

*understands*

*is satisfied*

...wait, what? :)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

I realised that everyone elses cat would be better than mine

so I didn't even try :(

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

erm...

you did see mine, right?!? Look at it up there ^ somewhere and console yourself. :)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:08, archived)

yeah

notice how it's better

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)

ummm...

cr L

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)

hairball included

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:59, archived)

puke it up little catcat!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

FURBALL!

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:04, archived)

ace

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)

I have to go to a meeting, but here is an old one.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

Very suave

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:05, archived)

haha

nice

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:06, archived)

is he on his way to get his top hat and monocle?

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:09, archived)

Aces!

It am teh amazering-smoking-balancing-cat of west london towne. Well balanced, that cat.
*applauds*

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:11, archived)

Too late for drawing skillz

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:12, archived)

bendy ear yay

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:29, archived)

Meow too . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:20, archived)

haha

always pulsing

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:30, archived)

Heavy metal croaker

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

That is fucking awesome!!!

Did you make it from scratch or just animate it?

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

have you even seen any other Valin posts?

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Narp....

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

Assembled parts

then croaked it !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

How do you decide what image you're going to make wobble and pulse next?

Do you just Google image search a random word, or is there a long thought process behind it? I want to know :D

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

Mostly look for

quality expressiions . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

woot! In that case

Double Click, Sir

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

I click your click

to see what happens . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

Hurrah!

That's excellent old chap!

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

I see that you have

copyrighted next year . . . The royalties should mount up rapidly .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

fuck me that's good

not got a version 280px wide?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

^ this

resize for fp readiness

/click

Edit - i like your style

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Ok . . . got any elevens ?

Go fish !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

all right there sir?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

*manhugs*

www.b3ta.com/board/7783862

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

well two out of four ain't bad

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

4dam and redsushi have been on tonight too

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

I have just got home from a Calvin Harris gig

i have a ringing in my ears

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

did he cover Prince?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:25, archived)

bat dance

prince's finest hour

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

*sues*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

*comes clean*

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

The switch is in . . .

ta . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

he is super

is he related to prof yaffle?

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Not quite sure

which one ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

THROBBING TOPHAT!

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Shada, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Throb to the beat

or vice a versa . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

That's a bit chuffing woo :D

clicks have been applied

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

*mwah*

'Lo Chunders!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

^this

and *mwah* to you too BHLC :)

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

DrZaarlon Brings The Toys...

...Gang Bang Time For You!

[erm, hello peeps ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

DrZ, that actually frightened me....

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:27, archived)

[sorry...]

heh

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:47, archived)

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

[you be careful...

...it's your birthday soon, and I have a train ticket ;?P heheh.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:55, archived)

*rejoices*

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:58, archived)

Hey IVV!!!

Long time no see! You don't have to call me BHLC - you are more than welcome to use my name if you can remember it! :)

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

makes me think you are some kind of giant sandwich

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

Marc innit?

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in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

ooh, good call!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:32, archived)

this is indeed marvellous

woo!

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:30, archived)

So is your new outfit !

had me fooled . . . til I looked backstage .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

Oh my!

I've not seen 'owt like this before.
It am all of the aceness!

(Tivert, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:37, archived)

Oh my ! To you too !

Specialy after seeing your pofile . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

i say!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:54, archived)

Woo

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XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 1:02, archived)

Edouard Martinet

He's the chap that made the frog.

www.edouardmartinet.com/contents.html

(The Fretful Porpentine, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

Sex & Israel

OMG! SPAM! LOL!

(viagra.org.il, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

OH GOD NO, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW

™

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

MAPS.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

SPLAMS?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

SMALPS? ©

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McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

PALMS

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

4 BEEF SPLAMS, PLEASE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

you want regular or kingsize?

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Biggar!

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Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

woah!

you ain't in texas now sonny!

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

I want to fuck you with a barbed wire fencepost

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

...pushed by a locomotive

...quad diesel powered

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

I'd prefer to use a Deltic...

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

what does TITS stand for?

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

take it up the shitter?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

TITS Taking It Too Seriously
TITS Texas Interstate Truck Stop
TITS That Is To Say
TITS Think It Through Stupid
TITS Tits Is Tits See

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

I want to go to a texas interstate truck stop

and eat a huge burger

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

ah ha

so when i see "TITS or GTFO", it's likely to mean "think it through stupid or get the fuck out", you are super, special and regal sir.

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

it tends to mean "TITS and GTFO"

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

which TITS would that be referring to?

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

my tits

like 'em?

DO YA?

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

i don't see any tits in your profile

but i do really like your optical illusions

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

(')< HONK!

(

Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

i prefer the middle one

as experienced in total recall

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

i suppose it's a context thing really

i shall use that list in future "TITS" posts to work out what's going on

manjuice for everyone that's helped me

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sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

It actually means get your tits out or get the fuck off

It's used on 4chan a lot for the cam whores that post there that take too long to get their tits out in a sequence on images of them getting nakeder.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

why thank you :)

although i have been demoted in recent times :(

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

don't let the opressed masses drag you down

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

This is too stiff

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Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

good christ it's you

now all wee need are Waspy and Tets to complete the entire set...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

[rusty barbed wire?

...although I guess it could be good for reporting Terms&Conditions abuse to the respective hosts/IP block holders.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

w00t w00t

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

What the fuck is this!?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

SPAM

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

Why would they do such a thing!?!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i blame it on SARS and the war in iraq

(

sock more tea vicar?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

I detect no fail.

(

Ttssattsr, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Not in the slightest.

It has also been nearly half an hour, and no Mod Edit.

DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

Of course

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

*mwah*!

Why aren't you on msn? I have a hard-on and everything!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Dear god....

I'm a working bee tonight (and for the past...age). So I'll have to decline that...."irrisistible" offer.

Hows things? Sore? :)

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

I don't even remember

who you are.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Who are you again?

Pfft.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

I don't even remember that anymore.

Look what you've done!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

Hurray!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

'Sore' nah...

but things have been better. Of course....I realise that you are a busy girl, Hol's and speaking to me is the last thing on your mind. But one flash, just one - could mean the difference between surviving tonight or having my bollocks explode.

actually i did want to talk to you - but it's nothing important

Wanks come first!

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bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Dont put testicular explosions on me :(

I'm off to bed in a bit, but I'll try and pop onto the msns tomorrow. I actually have a folder entitled "images for BHLC" that I keep meaning to send off to you...

oh yes...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

can't sleep - logged onto b3ta for...

WHAT???!!!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA

great name your majesty

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

haha! And this

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i fear i may be sued ;)

^{TM^TM}

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Cant sleep? Worried about your manhood?

learn the secret that'll keep her coming back for more!

Quality v1agra at cheap prices!

etc

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i'll bear that in mind dear...

briefly ;)

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Dot relegate me to your spam folder :(

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

wouldn't dare

*fears your wrath*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

QIUTE RIGHT TOO

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i don't fear your spelling prowess though ;)

*really fears now*

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Pffft. I'm far too important to correct typos

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

cup of tea?

then i must try again to sleep

(

kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Ooh, lovely, ta

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

*tries all of them*

i LOVE sex and israel!

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

any horses?

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

yes, but not the ones we all know and love... :-/

*2horses1cup's the heck out of here*

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

you should have at least 20 inches by now then

(

Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I was about to get angry for you spamming my favorite website

but your smiley has disarmed me and put me in the mood to shop for Israli sex viagra.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

that'll give you a big stiff pork sword

er, hang on

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

fuck off you shitting shitting fuck shitting fuck cunt piss shit shitting shit piss shit piss

piss shit shitting

you waited all week to do that?

well done, fuck

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I hope Bennyhilslovechild haunts you in your dreams

and you have to pick the dry, hardened semen from your hairy navel-area

(

c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Hahahahahah!

Thanks for that!

twunt

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

hahaha!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

Oh hang on Mr Kick

Shirley nobody deserves lifelong haunting by BHLC.
Not even Prince!
;)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

Now Now Ms Pot!

I find that slightly unfair. Just because I happen to make you wetter than an otter's pocket everytime you think of me. It's not my fault you get a wide on. Don't be bitter. If we lived closer I'd hammer you like a Sutcliffe victim, I told you that - no need to get personal...:)

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Oh oops

I didn't realise you were around.

*whistles innocently despite damning evidence*

Now I am moist.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

I have that effect on you.

Not my fault I make you run like a tap. I make your nipples harder than Chinese algebra

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

benny hill?

isnt he dead?

(

Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

He may be,

But I, Sir, am not!

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

thats cool

just checking,
'goes off to investigate source of smell'

(

Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

Time for some sleep

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i'm waiting for the one drawing of the man with his glasses on the table

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

I say old bean!

One hopes that you lose your parents in a freak yachting accident, and then get infested with the fleas of a thousand camels, what?

(

bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Thousands of freaks operate yachts in an uncontrolled manner

Please, give all you can to help prevent this, you can use your credit card, phone now on 0800-HISASS

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

*clicks i like this*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

bobbie larkin?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

must not click ignore button

must resist...

(

weaver., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

doubt it'll last long enough to be ignored

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

[1 day, 1 message?

..you've lived for this day, haven't you?

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

hahahahaha

that's ACE!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Boo

(

chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

hoorah!

evening!

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Dear Mr/Ms Spammer

Gosh we've never heard of Viagra but now that I've seen what amazing things it can do I would like to point out something to you.
The majority of men on this board only have one sex-related problem and that is they can't get enough of it or even get it at all.

Even drawn pictures of squirrels with tits gives them TFH.

Now shoo.

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i actually get plenty of sex

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

i probably shouldn't have mentioned that, though.

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

I for one am going to unfriend you

sex...puh...I bet you have a naked lady fetish as well?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Sorry

I didn't realise sex with yourself counted :)
*scarpers*

(

Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

really, that was the best you had?

:-)

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

SQWT Give DrZaarlon...

..TFH.

or:

SQWTGDZTFH. oh yes, I'm healthy.

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Haha, it's all in Hebrew

and it appears to all be about viagra.

I was hoping for girls with machine guns delicately perched in a row on a menora or something.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=559

(

war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

DO YOU SUFFERING FROM SHORTPENIS?

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

(

in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

[I WANT MY CIGARETTES, NURSE RATCHET!!!!]

heh

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

hmm

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

Ya know b3tans

this one day old fudge-packing-mud-bunny-hunting-goatse-munching-knobjockey-ham-touching luzer of a spammer will never see your replies. He's made like horseshit and hit the dusty trail; he's made like a good Catholic and pulled out; he's gone.

*But I liked reading them...

(

HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

Grrr

(

XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)

She works in insurance law

I need to figure out this scanning situation.

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:01, archived)

that's a great way to get a suntan on your head for some folk

(

discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

ahhhahah.

woo!

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

compo

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

GETT OFF

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

\o/

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

hahahaha.

*takes out lawsuit*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

put that back

you don't know where it's been

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

oh but ! but !

*stamps feet*

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

HAHA

That made me chuckle ™

(SoVeryAPT!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

*Uses "That made me chuckle" for marketing purposes*

illegally!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

dials 0208 323 8013

They're coming to get ya!

(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:00, archived)

just as a side note ..

does anyone else think their map has a look of the symbol?

Web Sheriff Map Link

(SoVeryAPT!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

I had noticed the similarity

and pondered morphing between the two of them...

but am basically a lazy sod and not got around to doing it yet.

(Wize, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

HAHAHA!!

'clicky clicky'

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

Is this the moment where litigation and B3ta collide with only one survivor

I mean, more than usual?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

yes

and it's going to be b3ta.

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

Excellent

I assume the world will be left in a mad max style state of ruin?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

That reminds me of an avatar I made recently :)

(

svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

Lol!!

(

McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

(

ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

Ah ... they are fans .. that's why the trouble ... look ...

*coughs*™*coughs*

EDIT: Waits for the e-mail ... ...

(SoVeryAPT!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

hahahah

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

look..he's watching gay porn on his tv !

dirty sod.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

erm...

*changes channel*

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

wtach out. he might sue you !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

It's ..

the person formerly who we could mention either by name of that funny logo that he called something beginning with s ..

Oh, wtf .. the person on the screen is prince .. *in for a penny .. in for £1bil lawsuit*

(SoVeryAPT!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

oh yeah, we have to be controlled in the way we talk about him

hmm

no, fuck that

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

Hahahaha!!

™

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

OMG TEH INTERNET POLICE

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

s'been a while, but then it's barely shopped...

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

M3 !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

KV !~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

i've missed you !

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

I've missed b3ta, I've barely set foot in the place in over a month

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

what ya been up to ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

this, that and a bit of the other

well... mostly the other.

:)

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

yay

(

Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

\o/

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

hullo good sir

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

'ello sugar!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

*glomps*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

My First Vector

Shoddy Attempt - Thought i'd give it a go
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(The Real Gowen, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

*looks for something to sue about*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

spazmouth™

I WIN THE LEGAL GAME

Also, it is woo.

This must be a sueable offense...

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

*sues your lawsuit*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

Not my lawsuit!

NOOOooooooooooooooo

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

My name is Sue, I find this reference to be damaging my reputation

'sues'

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

My mother's name is Sue, I find this reference to be damaging my mother.

'sues'

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

'counter sues'

there's, er, 2 of 'em I guess

/gets coat

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

how do you do? now you gonna die!

/Cash Blog

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

What could I do, What could I do?

: D

love that song

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

wood

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

Happy out loud !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

I like her glasses lots

Theyre a bit like mine, but red, which instantly makes them better.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

Cheers

Glad you lke my specs ;)

(The Real Gowen, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:46, archived)

You have excellent taste :)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:47, archived)

Ditto

Just looked at your myspace - and to be fair, yours are pretty pimp

(The Real Gowen, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:48, archived)

Haha, why thankyou

They're extremely old now though, it's been about 3 years. Time for change (and STYLE)

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

*rubs thighs*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

Get OFF, these jeans chaffe

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

damn!

*getts off*

oops, Prince'll sue now...

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:53, archived)

its ok, they're purple, not blue

oops....

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

I just looked at your MySpace

I think my only comment is that "Ian Banks" is actually "Iain Banks"

I hope you don't mind this correction...

;)

(

boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

Iain is a trademark

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

damn

is it? that's me a few hundred thousand down the tubes at least

(

boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:56, archived)

hahahah

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

Umm...

Considering he makes up the majority of my bookshelf, thats quite worrying. Cheers...

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

no problem

i aim to please...

(also is anything he's written since a song of stone any cop? except the long road to garbadale which i thought was good except his suddent random rants aimed at america which jarred with the whole story?)

edit: shit, it's "the steep approach to garbadale". now banks is going to sue me as well.

(

boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

Umm...yes

The Wasp Factory, The Bridge, Complicity, The Crow Road...the list goes on, really.

(

SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:59, archived)

but...

...they're from before a song of stone...

i don't actually know what's from after, to be fair. i do, though, agree that most of the iain m banks books are a pack of toss. inversions is good though.

(

boris the spider, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

nice and effective

woo

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:58, archived)

HE BUSTS MOVES AND BAD-BOYS

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

This compo

Has just got infinitely better.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Needs more horse

www.ilovehorses.com

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

I love how

you didn't even try to disguise it \o/

'clicks anyway and jams out'

DAMN just another 404 shock-site

(

McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

Times and places ;)

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

wtf is a 404 shock site?

(

AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

*ruffles hair*

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

why ha?

eh? eh? PUNK?

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

*hides*

Fuck.. I knew I should have kept my head down...

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:33, archived)

ruffling weasel's hair used to be a several times a day event

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)

I never get mine ruffled..

But one day..

ONE DAY!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

*flexes paws*

*swings arms in a ruffle motion*
*gains momentum*

*ruffles*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

there were competitions

and jam making, and a coconut shy.

It were a day out.

I remember when this were all fields...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

Times were better back when it was all fields

*picks up yellow pages*
Lets see: Delicatessens, no. Deliverys, no.
Ah, Demolitions...

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

And he used to lick his paws and pat down the tufts

*sigh*

Happy memories...

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in vino veritas, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

'loes!

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:42, archived)

Hello!

*ruffles* :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

Gah!!

*licks paws*
*smooths down tufts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:44, archived)

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in vino veritas, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

I have no idea

I may have conjured it from thin air after too much pub time

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

Gah!

*licks paws*
*smooths down tufts*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:41, archived)

www.mrpineapple.co.uk/files/notreally.jpg

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

YOU CUNT

2 seconds, that's all it took and then I was away.

But still TWO SECONDS.

I should leave that link purple :(

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

*hugs*

You love it really ^_^

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

damn right

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boris the spider, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

it's shite

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

hahaha.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

She is having too much fun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

GO DAMN GO DAMN GO!

*sues your pants off*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

i love derren brown

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

cor! look how skilled he is!

he should come on b3ta and post some of his own stuff, I'm sure we'd be greatly appreciative

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

*CLICK*

g'nite b3ta!
i'm off to buy some wizard, the wonderful lizard of woz!
tara!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

ntie ntie

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

PLAM!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:35, archived)

yes

a good old traditional plam

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)

G'night!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

night night!

and me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

That's him . . . that's Sammy Davis Jr !

Best of all time evar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

when you want it, baaayby you got it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

DO TEH MASHED POTATOES

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svnynne damn near forgot she was here on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:39, archived)

this made me cough

haha woo

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:43, archived)

Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Admitted kind of quick and shit.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

/Arses, the stamp went wibbly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

What's

with all this taking my ~~bastard-cunt~~ good name in vain?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

Sorry.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

Saw right,

I'm fairly certain there's been worse said...once or twice ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

lol! there's no context whatsoever! it could be anything :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

i'm just alarmed she has 3 feet.

she has on in the middle of her back.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

*tries to think of 'feets and desist' joke*

*fails*

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

*cries*

*sues*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

oh noes! my goods and chattels!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

STOP SPYING ON ME!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

*closes webcam window*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

*ruffles heir*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)

*stabs*

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

We'll pick up where we left off tomorrow, yeah?

And with that, night b3ta!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

'nighty

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AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:45, archived)

you could sue for that.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)

This is my cat Timothy (begging)

He's now 22 years old, has 3 teeth and STILL can't light his own spliffs

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

old cats know all

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Awwww

22 years old :)
Cats completely rule.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

There's a joke about tabbies and tabs in there you know.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

*ponders*

Hmmmm. You could be right :)

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Would I be able to bring everyone down a bit?

Emotionally wise?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

good lord man

it's you!
in what way do you plan to do this?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

In this way....

www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/DefenceNews/MilitaryOperations/LanceCorporalJakeAldertonOf36EngineerRegimentKilledInAfghanistan.htm

Game Set and Match. I've known him since I was 2 years old....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

oh shit man

my condolences to you. That's terrible news.

*internet manhugs*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)

Cheers Fella :)

But seriously, is it game set and match? Did I win?

/loses mate wins game...whats better?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

When my great uncle died, my father turned to my grandmother and said the most condoling words I have ever heard.

"Well done, Mother, you outlived Uncle Ralph."

I was just spazzing back and the last thing I read before following your link was this:

www.b3ta.com/board/7646309

I don't mean to be insensitive, it just struck me that coincidence is interesting.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

Cheers dude.

That made me laugh....

And the words are true....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

*group manhugs*

Terrible waste, but gallant none the less

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Cheers Ninja!

To be fair, he died doing what he loved doing. But that is small consolation....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Lots of respect for him

Sorry about loosing an old mate, fella

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:38, archived)

Bollocks.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

Cheers

Now back to the laughing....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:23, archived)

bad shit, man

edit: I hope you don't think I'm being cuntery there, I'm not, one is too many :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

My condelences

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)

Cheers

Now back to the laughing....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

Thats a rubbish, sorry to hear that fella.

Hugs and all that. Yay for the good times.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:28, archived)

Thanks SSS

Hows you? Long time no see....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)

It has been a while, yes. Where've you been?

I'm good ta. Same old same old. Currently ripping off Disney, its good fun!

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:32, archived)

I couldn't be brought down any further :(

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

oh no!

what's wrong with you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Ooh not as bad as mr sushis

women and jobs.

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

But lets be fair....

Im Hitler, You cock!

How much better would Tarzan have been that way?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

Tarzan, eh?

Edgar Rice Burroughs Incorporated just tried to trademark the Tarzan yell:

1) a semi-long sound in the chest register,
2) a short sound up an interval of one octave plus a fifth from the preceding sound,
3) a short sound down a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
4) a short sound up a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
5) a long sound down one octave plus a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
6) a short sound up one octave from the preceding sound,
7) a short sound up a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
8) a short sound down a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
9) a short sound up a Major 3rd from the preceding sound,
10) a long sound down an octave plus a fifth from the preceding sound.

But it has been ruled that it needs to be written down as a score to be trademarked, which has interesting implications for Harley Davidson.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:31, archived)

fuck em both in the eye socket

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:24, archived)

Cheers Horrible ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:27, archived)

Oh you utter, utter bastard

*hugs*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:26, archived)

Woo to Timothy

that's a ripe old age for an elderly kitten :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

He's still very kittenish

he also still has sharp claws :(

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Bless him

One day he will learn.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

Purrrr

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:36, archived)

awwwwwww!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)

Sherrifses!

Cheeky rp, I'm off for a couple of weeks. I'll see you all then, if they have internets in jail.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)

Arses, the stamp went wibbly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

/Arses, the stamp went wibbly.™

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)

Shut it you fucking cunt

There's an old dead man on the tv with his cock out, and you're ruining my wank

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

Blimey!

It's old wobbly eyes himself.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

Was that a beautiful south song?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

wibbly stamp?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

holy shit

4dam you terrible urticator, how the fuck are you?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:18, archived)

who are these guys! the fricken internet police!!!

:D

eek, a couple of weeks!

you have fun man, don't let the man stick it to you in the big house :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

Tuttah

And awww =]

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

lovely!

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

awwww

rootin' tootin'!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

*princes*

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The Neville What what what, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

rofl cheese and onion

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

*hormels*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

KICK IT CHIX KICK IT!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:21, archived)

haha! see you when you return, mister.

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postbear has metal knees, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 7:48, archived)

Got wood?

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats genius.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

oh, VuVu!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:09, archived)

Yes!

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McBadger COW, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

Arf

You have all of the sillies.
*clicks*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:10, archived)

Actually, I have 7 of them here.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

/Arses, the stamp went wibbly?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

Christ almighty!

Class!

Haha - Look at the gnarls on that!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

oh my god!

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)

dragon warrior monsters?

can't even comprehend to think what its called right now.
+haha.

(message long storyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)

REACH FUR THE SKY

CFB

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:07, archived)

*reaches for the FLYIES!*

FLIYES! FLYIES! FLIES! FLYS! FLUUURGHH

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

I like it.

I'll catch up with the legal furore in t'morning. 'Night all!

(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

Ooh, I seen what you've done there.

Arf.

This is all thoroughly entertaining for a lurker such as myself.

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zoldergoose, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:08, archived)

smashing

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)

Yay for cow-spiders!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

moo!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:12, archived)

*scuttle*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)

*irons*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)

Most dangerous of the arachnids

even with a donut or two

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)

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