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# Prince Albert - when a knob gets pierced
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)
# I have to confess
I do have the Artist Formally Known as Pance stacked in my undies.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Pass the mind bleach old chap
Or can I have a new image in my head please
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Well you need some structure to grow cheese round.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# cheese and piercings!
did you call?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# Now this is true
and i will vote for it

In other news, I'm not gay.
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:07, archived)
# TEH

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# That's you that is?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:57, archived)
# ^what they said!
:D that's much much funnier than it should be..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# End of day LOL
A big woo to you, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Poortrait
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what's going on there.
Have a really old anim in return:
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:09, archived)
# This is the motif . . .
well done !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:13, archived)
# 'nings all
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# aaarererrrrrerererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# oh dear me
*spurfle*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# Pfft...

That reminds me... Bye
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# In the word sof Rod Hull
Hurrah hurrah to be in Potters Bar.
People come from near and far.
By bus, by train, by boat, by car.
So bring your Ma and bring your Pa.
And come to Potters Bar.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# you utter cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Yes
Yes I am. Now that aerial need adjusting.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# no,
I was looking for b3ta zoo nicky images and got horsed. I NEVER get horsed. You twat! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# You got horsed:D
You have to get laid somehow:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# that would require my wife being in the same room.
a feat i think even David fucking Copperfield would hesitate to undertake.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# You shagged the Statue of Liberty?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:40, archived)
# the amount of response I'm getting these days
you could well be correct! BOOM BOOM!

edit:// ooh, ooh patch 2.3 out, 30% more XP from lvl20-60 and all 1-60 instances made easier to solo. Seeya!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# Oh I meant to say
Zoo's spambank (or whatever) has been reduced to three small images on the bottom of page 27 this week. At least one of them was b3tan I think.

It's certainly a lot less prominent than it used to be ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)
# they
have learned a valuable lesson whilst we have cut ourselves off from revenue. It could have been so much different.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Zoo have stopped their page entirely.
As I said on the day. If there is another mag that does the same thing I'll buy that instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:49, archived)
# haha, did your mummy
make you use the blunt scissors to cut out all the images for your collage? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# POTTER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# why don't quizzed people
appear like that in real life?
i demand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# twinned with
voldermor - shirley
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Ban this filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
#
/is reminded of kraftwerk
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Das ist der ganze sacher!
\/ weeee......
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I'm how having a BIll Bailey moment here:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
#
/is reminded of bill bailey's impression of kraftwerk
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# im seeing him on the 30th

*uber glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# tell him I want
my strimmer back and is his tortoise still alive? ( /used to be neighbours in Hammersmith blog)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)
# im seeing him on saturday :P
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)
# Next Thursday, CIA
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Saw him myself last Saturday
He could hardly keep a straight face. Still, very woo.

Go toon hecklers!
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:41, archived)
# mind pissed
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# mirror
of me and the missus on opposite sofas at home on our laptops talking to each other on msn. what have we all come to?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# ^this
but we do it at work. But it makes sense, because t's an open space office and you don't really want to share your comments about the new whip.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# we do this with scrabulous :)
and we own a scabble set too
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)
# His old stuff was the best
(LazyBastard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Was Prince ever in South Park?
If not, he should be.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Back when he was known as
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. The Third .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# If you could explain to me
Why I how have the Chariots of Fire music in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)
# i have the theme to Lazy town in my head
*rocks out*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Well if I'm going to be outdone
I'll go for 'Shake too Much' by Schoolgirl.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# theme from space 1999 for me
bohw wah dow do doh dooh, dooh dada dah
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Sod it
'Get the Fuck out' by Skid Row.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# I'm gonna go a bit left-field...
'Souljacker pt.1' by Eels
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# I'll go a bit Leftfield, and suggest "Swords" off of Rhythm and Stealth.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Well I'll just go a bit Spitting Image with
I've never Met a Nice South African:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)
# *waits*
*waits more*

Blimey that fox is rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# It's an urbane fox...
More used to gentleman's clubs than hunting in the wilds...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# another pint of old speckled hen, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# And another
Ah, Pickled Spin, that fine real ale!
(Fles is a man amongst gods., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:56, archived)
# hehe ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# That's
the best thing ever.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# run little mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Who is foxy now ?
hop . . . hop . . . hop . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Haha
lunacy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# Greatest adaptation of the Fox and the Shrew ever!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)
# haha this is splendid
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Battle Bunny vs Steambot

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# feisty!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# and curvy
and bunny
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# \o/
yay!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Woo... Woo...
and thrise Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, whoops, bunny, whoops, bunny!
EDIT: OK no one remembers that one from their childhood.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Fold your arms...
?

I have just got out of a meeting and I can't believe all the great stuff I have missed...

* Could you all stop posting, until I have caught up?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)
# Okay!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Oops, I just posted again!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# D'oh, I've done it again look!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Whoops!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Go, Muderbot, go!



http://www.b3ta.com/board/7780611
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# WOOTS!!!
Quite loverly indeed! Reminds me of Joshua Quagmire's Cutey Bunny mmmmmmm pardon I need to ummm *slams office door, rub rub rub rub*
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# ace robot :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# Steambot is a bit distracted by somethings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# but but
why would a robot be distracted by a rabbits tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# Indeed . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# titbot vs rustbot
take 345678
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I fucking love this!
Please sell it to me to aid your fund to buy more rayguns. Thankyou x
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# nice
I like her top.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Reminds me of Samuri Jack
Not just because they're both awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# on the times blog
timesonline.typepad.com/technology/2007/11/prince-asks-she.html
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
www.b3ta.com/board/7783141
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# "Frequently scatological"?
What on earth do they mean? They must have been looking at some other b3ta...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Ahem!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Aha!
Of course.

'ning =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# you mean this?


or this
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# Heh, nope!
I've seen them before but the last Wart Arss I saw was with Luke Skywalker dressed as a stormtrooper moaning about dying a virgin and getting a handjob from Leia =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Pssssst
Only just caught up with what's happened to little 'un - hope it all works out and she's ok hon :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)
# bit of scat
bit of jazz

that's what this place is about innit?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# no shit sherlock
;)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# the famously constipated victorian detective
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# :D
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# mnng mngnh mnnnghf
Sorry, I was trying to speak with a mouth full of shit

*passes cup back to the 2 girls*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# group chocolate mousse time!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# I thought that
can we get them to rephrase?

"Sometimes scatalogical, but only when Manley is around?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# if we asked them to change it
it's probably become "cock-loving" and then we'd hardly be in a place to argue!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Yeah. And B3ta responded to the Takedown with "Er... and?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Not even that
Pretty much responded with your subject title ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# oh dear!
silly mince!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# we are scatological?!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# if we eat our prunes
I would expect so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# prunes
best of all the laxatives

So it's the Duke's fault!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# b3ta...scatological?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# hehehe, Forgot about this one
was up till 2:30 last night playing COD, Jesus H Christ that game is addictive!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# haha it's great innit?

online free for all is brill'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# I was playing COD2
on my phone. I kid you not. I was not playing it with any skill but still..
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# scatalogical, you say
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Arf!
scatology ftw!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
'lo proddy =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)
# 'lo :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# LOL
Did they have permission to use that image?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# Indeed.
Nice little earner for someone there?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Isn't this compo
about mocking someone who demands total control of their own publicly released images?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# You will find that my compo entry reflected that
before it was censored.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)
# censored? what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# haha, I like their choice of image
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# What a load of shit
pfft see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# STICK YOUR FINGER UP YOUR BUM! :D
/Touching things is fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# *complies*
oooh! Refreshing!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# This is life
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# Sounds like Prince found us.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Question is;
Will Trevor MacDonald be reading this out by the end of the week?
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# If only you could have predicted this sort of response
when you originally posted the challenge.

If only.


*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# Nobody do anything, especially not anything topical,
someone might get upset!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Be strong, O Ginger one
we shall fight on /board,
we shall fight on /links,
we shall fight in the image challange and in the question of the week,
we shall fight in /talk;
we shall never surrender
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# I choose to be difficult
I will fight in the logo challenge compo
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Can someone mend Glassco please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# works here
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# it stopped archiving b3ta a fortnnight ago
or so
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# What date is on the last link then?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)
# oh yeah
d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# This ^
I had not realised how much I used it until it wasn't there.

Much like the former Mrs Box
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# yay
we're antagonists
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:10, archived)
# I liked that phrase so much
I bought the company
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:12, archived)
# amazing how the Times defines our language
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:14, archived)
# haha
you win
*scats, jazzes and funks*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# Dunno ifanyone's seen it
www.princefansunited.com/

He has done a song regarding the previous siuation.

It is posted on there ^

[ed]
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)
# sounds like the chipmonks doing the artist formally known as prince
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)
# I have no sound @ work :(
so I can't comment...

Can't wait to hear it though.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)
# nothing has made me more happy for a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)
# ^ this!
It's certainly made my year.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# Haha, oh lovely :D
This just gets better
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)
# bbc - quote me! :
" a mountain out of a molehill" - Sunshine Elephant, 2007

can't wait for that on midlands today.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:25, archived)
# Extend the Compo!
Extend Prince!
you know he wants us to !
(I_am_B, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:01, archived)
# haha
I very nearly missed that. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:12, archived)
# B3ta was not the only Web Sheriff victim...
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
#
Stanley knives
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Hey, lets not go splitting heirs over it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# OMFG1! They've been cleft in twain!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# fin !
(chippy time travel agents, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)
# lol
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)
# right.
I've been out doing proper human things instead of sitting in my pants drinking beer and browsing b3ta. Can someone brief me on the web sheriff news without boring the tits off me?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# 1987
No-one died
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# 1988
no-one died
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# 1989
Someone died
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
DAMN YOU!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)
# Allow me...
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272
I've been working all day and I've just caught up on this, it appears b3ta have been approached by the Web Sheriff (on behalf of the artist currently known as Prince) to take down all the pictures of Prince... :)
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# Thank you very much sir.
Might I point out that the Web Sheriff monkeys are a load of stick-waving, noise-making ineffectual cunts with no legal jurisdiction?

Also have they not noticed that Rob does not host images here? I wish they had targeted Cr3's server. I WANT A DESIST NOTICE!
I'm of to make more libelous images ( can images be libelous?)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)
# ooo
good ones can be :D

I'm sure the l33t shoppers could come up with something impressive :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)
# I think CR3
got a similar email too last night!

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)
# ooh, ooh
send me one.

'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)
# At risk of boring tits off
www.b3ta.com/board/7783272

www.b3ta.com/board/7785223

These, more or less, sum things up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)
# thank you for your time.
Might I interest you in our newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)
# ZOMG, TOAP!


EDIT: Bah, accidental taggage. Can't be arsed to sort it... Meh...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# arf
Stormtrooper?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Haha!
What happened to the rest of Wart Arss?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# It's because you touch yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# O_o
touch click
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# your confusing my Pimply Bum
with Smallbrainfield's Wart arss
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# No, no I'm not.
It's just your stormtrooper joke reminded me of the last episode of Wart Arss I saw =)

How's your new guitar? Get some of these for it!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# Doooooooh!
*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# *loves teh spang*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Have a....
great big click from me!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# TAG IT!
hello darlink
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Hello gorgeous!
*manhugs*

*fondles*

How are we today?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Doin ok ta
Just got out of an all day training with a spanish trainer who ended every sentence with "mmkay" and showed us a "Pugh Matrix" - which she pronounced as "puke matrix".

edit: see? www.isixsigma.com/dictionary/Pugh_Matrix-384.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Drugs are bad
...Mm'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Haha, excellent!
What the buggering bollocks is a Pugh Matrix?

EDIT: Ah, cheers. Although:

"It is necessarily to be done after you capture VOC and before design which means after product planning QFD"

WTF?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
#
It refers to a matrix that helps determine which items or potential solutions are more important or 'better' than others. It is necessarily to be done after you capture VOC and before design which means after product planning QFD.

It is a scoring matrix used for concept selection, in which options are assigned scores relative to criteria. The selection is made based on the consolidated scores. Before you start your detailed design you must have many options so that you choose the best out of them.

This tool is also known as 'Criteria Based Matrix'

The Pugh matrix is a tool used to facilitate a disciplined, team-based process for concept generation and selection . Several concepts are evaluated according to their strengths and weaknesses against a reference concept called the datum (base concept). The datum is the best current concept at each iteration of the matrix.
The Pugh matrix allows you to

1. Compare different concepts
2. Create strong alternative concepts from weaker concepts
3. Arrive at an optimum concept that may be a hybrid or variant of the best of other concepts
The Pugh matrix encourages comparison of several different concepts against a base concept,creating stronger concepts and eliminating weaker ones until an optimal concept finally is reached. Also, the Pugh matrix is useful because it does not require a great amount of quantitative data on the design concepts, which generally is not available at this point in the process.

but you knew that I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# VOC= Voice Of Customer
QFD- no idea :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Quick and Fucking Dirty?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)
# \o/ Project Planning CAN be exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
# and then a manager overrules you and you do what he/she says?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# That's about the level of it, yeh, although I can do a bit of overruling myself so it's not all bad
*flexes overruling arm*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)
# "nice arm, I'm sure the directors would love to be troubled by it"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# and therein lies the other half of this scenario :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)
# and that's why market lead capitalism works flawlessly!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# fisting in the boardroom III ?
I think I have the director's cut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# what you have to remember
my dahling little knowledge sponge is that all this is pretentious bollocks designed so that people can talk about pretentious bollocks and charge other arseholes money to hear things they already knew. They only had no idea they already knew them because of the new manner and ostentatious vocabulary in which the ideas are presented to them. With finger buffet.
I don't need the Pugh matrix to evaluate concepts, to compare and select solutions.
I'm the fucking boss and in my old fashioned world that's my fucking job.

'ning gorgeous. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7786357
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)
# it's a job for cunts
akin to the art of a con artist but if you can make it work and live with yourself you will get a baby Bentley some 10 years sooner than I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# that's why I'm not one
I'm not enough of a cunt
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)
# well done
I admire your scruples. Me? I'd just follow the money whilst wallowing in a mire of self loathing ( and whores and champagne )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# *shakes fist*
*returns to rummaging in the trashcan bin*
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)
# haha.
I wish I could sympathise with you but I still have the horn over spending nearly 3 grand on new tools ( for me, not the muppetforce ) in the last 2 days.

I'm gonna get off my tits later and sit in the dark with my new 360 rotary laser level :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)
# it was an decision, not an unwanted consequence
I could have been a top manager in the automotive. Instead I decided for a PhD in human evolutionary molecular biology.

Money, everyone can get it. What I do and know, a dozen people at most.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)
# sorry, I can't hear you from my
sailing ship! I went adventure over Enterprise over academia and it's not made me the most sociable of people )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Sir, you speak a lot of sense
and are absolutely correct. I left the training with all my expectations met :)

'ning sex monkey ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)
# hehe
www.b3ta.com/board/7786358

manager/boss :)

and yes, new words and descriptions of a "new" thing that people have been doing in their "area" since forever are a complete pile of shit

I bet you had fun with these folks :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)
# i want so much to be a consultant
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Haha woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# and may I say
not in a shy way, that's just crackpot!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Boom Boom!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# Hurray!
for pub hummus! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I just ate a Halloween sweet which Marky got free with his cat food.
As they are liquorice flavour in the middle, I saved that bit until last, but when I bit off the wings I found that I had a small liquorice cock to chew on.

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# you loves teh cock?™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# black cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# How's mini-pedantichrist doing?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# Very bad.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# !
what gives?

/edit: Blimey, that sounds bad. Worse than you thought at first then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Yes,
very much so.

Quite aside from scar management, they think that the burn on the joint may affect mobility if it isn't operated on, but we find out on Monday.

They'll operate on Tuesday if they can, they're worried about TSS because of the size and depth of the burns, but I can't help been terribly afraid of the outcome when one mixes general anaesthetic and 5 month old babies.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# Oh no:(
Well I wish you and her the bestest of the best!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# ^this^
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:44, archived)
# With chips
I shall be going through my herbals tonight to see if I can find anything useful (if you're into that sort of thing).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# eh?
did you type into the wrong box ala:

'I'm wanking over the thought of that' man?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# I came from a family where, in the 90's, both my mother and my sister and an illness that was medically considered I mental problem
So the only solution was to seek out herbal remedies. As a result, that and my ex being a witch, I have a good selection of herbal book.
But from experience these things work extremely well.

It had a few names Yuppy flu, Post-viral Fatigue Syndrome or ME.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)
# My wife had it too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:52, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Underage animal cocks!
Ban this filth!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:40, archived)
# *real lols*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# aids
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# 'lol'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# CHAV!!!!
I know this to be fact as a common person told me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# you must be a mind reader!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# eh?
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# innit
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)
# omg
http://www.hatspin.com!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# I can't believe it, I've never been this far away from home?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# *abets*
looks like eminem before the steroids
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)
# FP this now!
I'm sending it to everyone I know.

Well, my sister anyway.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# That's okay,
we're still your friends.

Howdy ma'am!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Howdy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# How're you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Busy as all hell at the moment
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Business makes work for idle people
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# I love bilbobarneybobs hatstand anims!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)
# I love your replies to my hatstand anims
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I love your replies to my replies about your hatstand anims!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# I love
horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I love your reply about horses to mine and bilbobraneybobs replies about Bilbobarneybobs hatstand anims
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)
# I love your replies to my replies about your replies to my hatstand anims
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# I love your replies to my replies to your replies about my replies to your hatstand anims
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# so do I
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# good, I'm glad thats sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)
# Am I the only one that read that as
"I love bilbobarneybobs hatstand anus!"

Must... do... less... w**k...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# :D
click
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Toasty!
Yes I did thanks

It was Well Good

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I love the music
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Oh YES!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Yays
Name the religious festival most closely associated with the Muppet theme tune:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Passover?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Easter?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Eid?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)
# Spunking April Solstice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# August 10th, Quetzalcoatl day!
When all the little kiddies sacrifice an aged family member to the God of the morning and evening star, Quetzalcoatl the symbol of death and resurrection.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
# yes
Kukulkan FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)
# its a bit cold for fishing
(LazyBastard, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Make a Cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Bake!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Piss....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Pfftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# on my face
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)
# With some mace
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# Bake!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Stake!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:39, archived)
# Fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# This won't hold up in court

or with web sheriff
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)
# nice couple.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Would.
So would. Twice, and once again for luck.

Then suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# Have!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# *suicides*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# pffft!
right.
i'm off.
i trust you to all go to bed at 10...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)
# gob arse gob tits
roll of fat
gob
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)
# what
a babe
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)
# I didn't know
That Little Richard was doing the Phones4U adverts!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Don't blame me blame Joe Scaramanga blaming Heffrey.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha!!
*blames*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)
# I'm the barber for Prince
and thought I'd have a lil laugh when I shaved him last week.



Shit, I know, but had a minute spare and thought I'd get shagged up the arse by the websheriff.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# COAC!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# i wanna get screwed by the websheriff but i have no offensive material and no photo-shopping software tyo make any!!
hmmmmmm......PRINCE IS A FUCKING CUNT WHO SHAGS LITTLE BOYS AND SUCKS ON HIS OWN WEEWEE MAKER.

hopefully that'll do it...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# you're going to have to compo that

b3ta.com/board/7783128
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# tah muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# lol, libel
or merely slander?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)
# I think it's libel
if you write it down / publish it.

Something like that.

EDIT: Yup

I'd probably put a big fat 'Allegedly' around that if the purple one is on the warpath...
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:18, archived)
# Correct
It's slander when spoken, libel when written.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)
# it's all very naughty
isn't it a distinction about things that aren't true vs those that are merely unpleasant or uncomfortable

edit: you'd think with all these "legal" threats flying about there'd be at least one damn lawyer somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Hmmm...
*distances self from proceedings just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)
# omg we're all going to the big house!
*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)
# This is the image PB deleted yesterday on behalf of the web sheriff

so here it is again, re-compo'd
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)
# ha
ha
(cheddars Get that man a drink, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)
# errrr!
is that irony or is that a real blaa blaa and tehy are squishing anything linked from b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Looks like it has been squished, yes.
www.b3ta.com/board/7782472

rehost it somewhere else, cheesy!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:49, archived)
# mutha fuckers
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)
# In for a penny....


(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)
# on the buses© in space!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)
# your speech bubles are in the wrong order, but otherwise woo!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)
# But
They read from left to right.

/poor excuses blog

(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# ah yes, but not top to bottom.
i'll let you off. i like it muchly!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)
# I read it right
so it works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha Hahahahahaha!

FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP FP!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)
# Arf,
Pffft, woo and *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

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