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# HAMSTER w/ CANNON, as suggested by Shadadada.


Also, post nummer 999. Eeeep.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# My mate's hamster is a diabetic.
Less cannon though.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# how does it smell?
smellstore sugar as glycogen
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Not entirely sure
not entirely sure bafflummoxed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# how in god's name do you find out a hamster is diabetic?
does it have to have regular blood tests, and watch its diet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# He drinks and wees a lot.
That's the extent of my knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
#
that's what all hamsters do, then they get the shits and curl up in a corner and go rather stiff. not always in that order though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:17, archived)
# He's very cute,
Little furbag with a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# could he perhaps just be a mad scottish tramp
rather than diabetic?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
a wee ginger tramp. i want one
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)
# He could be, his mummy is Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# well there you go
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Nice style.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Yaaay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Hamster Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:19, archived)
# ace.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# You're going to have to wait in line, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:28, archived)
# nice
Does it fire hamsterballs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)
# This is pretty badass.
*secks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)
# unfortunate logo
watching dragons den and there are some guys with the website hungryhouse.co.uk

Free Image Hosting
(resistanceisfutile, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# why am i looking at your goatse?
your their
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# fork you mother hubbard!
woo for unshopped images...
*awaits overcooked website not able to take the amount of ppl who've just watched that and think "i'll go look at that now" clicking for their life to try to view the website thats more than likely a bad idea*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# nice find
I'd certainly avoid eating there...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *has pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# *steals pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *impounds pie*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *mindpisses on pie*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# too late
it's under my protection now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*licks pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# reclaim your pie madam?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I think I should.
tis the only dinner I have in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# oh, suddenly you're hayden pannythingy?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmm
Have her skinned and sent to my tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# skinned?
but her skin is one of the nicest bits
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I want to dress micto up in it.
And lick him. Lick him like the skin covered bitch he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# *steals pie*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# *impounds more pie*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I licked it, you can't want it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# i mindpissed on it, you can't want it now
come to think of it, neither do i
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Makes it all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# *spies spider inside pie*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# Extra goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Those
poor ignorant fools :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I was watching it too
Didnt notice the logo, though. :P
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# very goatse
we like.
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:12, archived)
# No thanks. I've just lost my appetite.
Honest. I wasn't THAT hungry. :)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I still can't believe Duncan Bannatyne actually invested in something!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# I turned to my partner and said
Goatse when I saw that.

Unfortunately she doesn't visit B3ta and didn't have a clue what I was going on about.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I can't have been spending long enough on b3ta recently.
I watched that show and didn't notice the obvious goatse logo ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Xmas in the heart of darkness
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# actuall real, honest-to goodness choking
even though i knew what was coming
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# loosen the belt and lose the clementine then.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# is 'lose the clementine' a euphemism?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Not really.
I've never been very good at them. Call a cock a cock, I do.

I was hinting (in not such a roundabout way) that you are in fact, 'pulling a Hutchence'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# aha
gotcha

na, that's not really my thing, behbeh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I could never get it right, it just put me off.
Too worried about dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# not tried
if it ain't broke, don't fix it

wanking is supposed to be fairly straightforward
if you need equipment, you probably ought to get out more
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with equipment.
I'm a sexual explorer, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# i'm a sexual armchair philosopher:
lots of opinion, no real practical skills
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# well you've got two bits of proof that show you've got the basics down...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# knowing how to boil an egg
doesn't make you a chef
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# That's why you need equipment!
Poles! Straps! Hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# It will stop you starving though
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Speaking of which, I have pie for dinner.
Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I had pizza for dinner last night with many, many jalapenos on it before beddybyes
I woke up at 4am and felt like I had swallowed many, many screwdrivers and set squares.

Bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# I can't do chilis
Make the poor Captain ill, so they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# not if you run out of eggs
i have no idea what i mean
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# You've got years yet.
You'll get bored of omlettes before the end of it, and you'll be surrounded by....chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# And empty shells.
And lots of corn.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# And a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:57, archived)
# it might be worth it in the end then :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Can you drive a tractor?
Bet you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# yes
but only a really old forson major
none of your fancy new ones
www.rttuk.co.uk/Assets/Images/fordson_major_large_restored.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:02, archived)
# knew you could though.
Ooooh, we've gone all vertical.

*stretches*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# You people are weird.
and strangely arousing...

why do you all have to be foreigners and of strange pursuasions?

curse you, foul-handed fate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:03, archived)
# We are arousing.
You should see us when we're all in one room. It's like hot sex marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Oh my!
*has a sit down and a nice cut of tea and tries not to think about marmalade*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I want to join in
on the worlds widest thread!
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:01, archived)
# i think you will find, sir
that it is you that is foreign

what, what!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:06, archived)
# don't you find
crampons make a terrible mess of the duvet.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Manwife makes more of a mess.
He's terrified of the icepick...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# hahaha more appropriate
www.b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post100353
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# it's almost as if
you're proud of that story :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)
# My teenage imagination was being directed into the wrong parts of my brain
I could've been a brain surgeon, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I'm nicking that excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# a joy to behold
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# My plan to kill you almost worked.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# ^that must've done the job.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I have had an extra 3 minutes worth of life added to me :)
All from the laughing I've done just now.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# LOL
:D
THIS IS WONDERFABOULOUS!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Is this the god of caramacs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Pfffft =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# That's an exceedingly good mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Mr. Kipling sues b3ta.
Tomorrows site news.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# Fuck him. Fuck him and his overpriced cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I'd fuck him for a battenberg.
I'd fuck anything for a battenberg.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Even Thatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm going to click this as much as I possibly can =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# TREBLE THUMBS UP!
in fact:
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# hi cockalorum!

Hello GMoS, you well?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# yeah, I'm skimming the surface of awesome
how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Sounds goood
I'm okay, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# oh my.
it's good to see your name,
and to see the new hair, although i do miss the mohican.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# I miss it too,
still it was fun whilst it lasted :)
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# i hope you kept it in a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# I use it to make impromptu moustaches
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Ahhhhh
That made me laugh so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# For a tiny second,
I thought it was the pope rising up.

However, this is equally ,if not more, fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Apocalypse now would've been improved if the pope was in it
at least 2 times more than he is.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Yes, and vice versa
the pope would be at least 5 times as cool if he was in Apocalypse Now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# I like that we can also pretend it's Charlie
for double christ-that's-great goodness
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# *sings familiar Ultravox song*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Reap the wild wind?!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Wanking with tears in my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
#
PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# Hello chap

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# bon soiree moiyan amis
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Who are you calling moyenne?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# teh aargh.
magnificent, sir
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# good
one!
(Harryhausens working plasticine since the 30´s, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# That gets an Apocalpyse Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Top.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:51, archived)
# i came,
i saw,
(i fuckin lol'd)
i *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Best thing EVER!
I bow before thee
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:22, archived)
[challenge entry] sometimes...
they come back...



shameless repost from ye olden dayes
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# hahahahah
ace work
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha aaaaaawwwww

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Haahaha
Ooops.

Quick, throw him over your shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# goodly worked.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahaah!
Poor sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# this i like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *waves*

Didn't go the way I wanted, but I'm bored of it now so meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# well, that's just fucking brilliant young lady
(how the fuck are you, anyway?)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Hello schnookums! Oh I could just hump your leg with delight!
I'm ok, stressed, but stress apparently makes me thin so woohoo!

How's you? How's the wee ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# good ta
we've relocated to the arse end of nowhere
i've got a job doing exactly what i was doing before (shite, but at least it's money)
and i've missed you
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Missed you too dude.
Arse end of where? Nearer me? Further away ( :-( ) ?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# mucking philes away
lincolnshire
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# :O
I demand you come back immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# that's up north.
why?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# More house for your money?
Could be.

I could get a three bed in Derby for what we paid for this place. Or at least I *could*, dunno what we'd get now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# that and the grandparents doing a bit of free childcare
with two, it would have meant me not working, and the missus never seeing them, and stil just scraping by
this way we'll just scrape by, but have some sort of quality of life
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Well then you may remain.
I suppose.


Although I feel at least you, me and J need to go out at some point again. The bits I remember of that were fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# hahaha yes
i think his fambly is north-based
you could come and stay
we've nearly finished the spare room
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# His fambly are indeed north based
about 10 miles from some of mine. Although if we see mine I am on my best behaviour and not at all captain like. Proper girl in dresses.

You could chuck us in your spare room, that'd be well lovely. Awwwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Am I J? :D
*wags tail*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# You are, sexpuss, you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# that's not a tail!
you, you, PREVERT
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# send me 50p and you get 3 in a bed any time you want
and what's with you posting pictures, the whole world's going crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I've been doing more artyfarty stuff recently
not digital, but just lots of it. De-strssing, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# vectors are great for making you concentrate, and thus forgetting the troubles of the world
plus it's a great excuse to stare for ages at dirty ladies
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/Vectors/taped.gif
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# I say!
That's lovely- I love your muted colours. You manage to make anything look classy. I nicked the idea a bit... sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# yeah, cos i came up with the idea of making pictures like that
you daft arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# In my world you did.
And my world is ace, so ner. *sticks tongue out*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# although it grieves me to say it
you're bloody good at those.

not at all grieved
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# i rediscovered that fetish book
when we unpacked
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# fetish book?
What's all this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# ISBN 1858688388
gstq gave me a dirty book at the bash
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# splendid stuff i look forward to more.
i've been getting stressed cos i can't think of anything to do, my hummus has taken a seasonal nosedive.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Not the weather for hummus, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# STEWS AND CAKE
AND CRUMBLE AND CUSTARD

AND BOOXE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Booxe indeed.
That's what they've got in libraries in Sheffield, is that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i work with a sheffield lass
reet broad, she is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# I lost my accent completely
Only comes back if I visit family now.

Actually, you've not got much of one now. Touch of a lilt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I apologise
I think you may have caught that off me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# rest assured
you're the last person i think of













when it comes to gloomy winter stuff, you're more spring lambs and blossom





(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# yay


Although my hummus drought has caused me to announce a state of emergency
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)
# that's just the ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Pocoyo!
in him we trust.
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:13, archived)
# This looks dirty
So I shall click it twice.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# it looks like she's clicking it herself
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# *clicks a third time*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
*drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Careful of your pint.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# aw, I want one of those now too.
Damn your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# *fetches the vintage port*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I have lovely eyes, apparently.
Considering the size of my busters though, I think people may mean my 'eyes'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# and you have a lovely personality
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
# That's what all the boys say.
Two lovely big handfuls of personality.

(actually, considerably smaller handfuls than earlier).

Oh, your little mush, I love it so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# you're downsizing?!
boo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I've lost another 2 stone!
Gone down to DD now- I'll be able to see my feet soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# wow!
that's quite scary,
i wouldn't have thought you had two stone to lose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Out of the 14?
Aye. Small but DENSE, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# ^this exactly
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Captain! Picture! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# BRING DA NOISE!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Mr Mohafa's book of Vectors.
Vol One: Noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# That was actually an autoreply from one of his pictures
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:15, archived)
# :D
I just mixed micto and mofaha- total plagiarism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# SHHH
not so loud
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# w00
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# ta 'rrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Phwoar!
Looks lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Tanking you please!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# this is many shades of woo!
*resists drawing the important face bit on with a big head face monster*
*taps foot patiently awaiting someone to do it*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# The photo ended there, there was no face.
Faceles, emo bint she was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# draw her face!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# NOES!
SHITTY FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# BOATFACE!
oh sorry i read that as shippface
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# cor!
there seems to be touching going on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# when I'm about the ladies are always touching themselves.
*pimp captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# oh i say
oh but why are they doing that if one may enquire?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Because I turn them on so much.
They can't help but diddle their pooters.


/Randall
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I know I certainly am.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Phwoar
I've seen you, you're a proper girl and EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# *Rubs elbows*
Oh My!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Don't, I'll come looking for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# now
sculpt it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# That sounds like some sort of 70's DJ
telling me to do a dance of the age....


*tries*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I really like the
blues and black together. Well done, miss. :) *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Thank you very much!
I feel I must give you tuna.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# ooh that's like, real art, like!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Good lord!
Someone give that lady some underwear...

No... not yet...

wait

wait

wait

ok, you can give them to her now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Tired, bored, a bit cross


Anyone for a game of Connect 4?
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# ME ME ME!
PICK MEEEEE!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# *shoves*
NO ME.

Although, I'm wrapped up in something and only refreshing once every 10-20 minutes...

PICK ME ANYWAY
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Ok....
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
oooøooo

#Board {
line-height: a-bit-less-please;
}
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
oooø+oo
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
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ooooøoo
oooø+oo
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
#
ooooooo
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ooo+øoo
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(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
#
ooooooo
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ooooooo
ooo+øoo
ooøø+oo
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
#
ooooooo
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+oøø+oo
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
#
ooooooo
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ooo+øoo
+oøø+oo
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
#
ooooooo
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ooooooo
oooøooo
ooo+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
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oooøøoo
ooo+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
oooøøoo
+oo+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
oooøøoo
+oø+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
+ooøøoo
+oø+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
øoooooo
+ooøøoo
+oø+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:14, archived)
#
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
RESIGN
+ooøøoo
+oø+øoo
+oøø++o
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# damn!
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# stop it now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# guess what?
I have.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# SNAP!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# blackadder in series 1?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# My housemate
In dish-wash melancholy.

But you get 3.14 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# mmm...
all the πs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# where do you play?
i used to play on 4rthur all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# m3rlin?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# yeah that was it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:06, archived)
# i miss sargant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:08, archived)
# yeah,
he rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# I play MB
On my table.

I feel so '84.
(I helped save b3ta! Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# the eyes are speckly and mesmoriszing
shame about the basin haircut
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Drew him in G/E today. :)

I think he's an emo dressed as a prep. Maybe for a school play? Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Concentrate in lessons.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# We were watching
a Chris Rock movie. Just for fun. And I had my glasses so I couldn't see the TV. So I drew instead. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# You watch Chris Rock movies for fun?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Just this one.
About him running for president.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# what is a prep?
and is that his eye in his hair?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha
that'll be what i say to emos from now on

"(normal conversation) -w,wait, good God! Is that an eye in your hair?"
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prep

EDIT: No. Badly drawn ear. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# entry 1 is so badly written it gave me a headache
also, it appears to mean 'some kid that is better or richer than me'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Oh, god!
Preps are better than nobody. I highly dislike them. Especially the girls. They're so slutty and bimbo-ish, but on purpose because they think it's cute. I didn't read number one. In our school, a prep is like the first sentence of number two. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# 'Typically, this word has become a derogatory name for a guy or a girl who takes pride in the way they approach, and appear, in life.'
sour grapes?
(i'm just being a grumpy old man, feel free to ignore me)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Try
definition number three. That's like my school.

I take pride in how I look. Just, I look different from them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# whoa hold up
by those standards I'm a 'prep'

Ouch...

well I like to think of it as more of a Yuppie-Punk... can i be that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Oooh, I'm sorry.
I can't associate with you. ;D

No, seriosuly, I know kids who are preps but are actually smart and sweet. There's two of them. In the entire school. I don't associate with the others because I'm a punk/emo/goth kid. I don't even know how I got a goth label, actually. X/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:07, archived)
# hmm...
Is everyone in American schools very concerned with their labels? My friend lives in Texas and she told many tales of her High School which sound straight out of Ten Things I Hate About You and Mean Girls.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# New Jersey
is Mean Girls. Seriously. It's so unfortunate.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# those entries are far to preppy for me
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# your boy has a minge
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# ^this
Ahahah!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# forgot to pop his collar
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# True.
But that would have been a bit too depressing for me to draw. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# BULGEMAN to the rescue!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# i confoozled...1 minute you weres at the top ...nowz you are here........
hellllllllllllllp
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# There seems to be something wrong with your post, or mine
when I reply, it ends up at the top of the board, and my second attempt seems to have been lost forever
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
#
he has ♀ for a mouth
and ♂ for an ear
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Like some kind of cross-gender fishmutant
With only trace amounts of fish.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Yes.
because emos are andorgynous. hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# and/or genius
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:58, archived)
# He's got HANDS!
\o/

nice one kk
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Hahah yupp!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# yeah
hands are nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:02, archived)
# What's G/E?
Nice to see some hands :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Government and Economics.
:[ So boring. Our teacher NEVER shuts up.

Thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Is that a new subject?
Because if it isn't they should give it up: it clearly hasn't worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# No.
We've always had it. Until Feb. we're learning about the Constitution and stuff like that. And then until June we learn about the economy and businesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:00, archived)
# yawn
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Yupp.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# I think Amnesty has rules against these sort of things
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# I don't know...
but they should.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# so you skip the part where the constitution gets dismembered?

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# It does????
Cooool!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# is it because the trousers are hurting him?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# They're too loose.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# 'he'?
could have fooled me.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# No boobs.
So obviously a guy. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Hoho,
I've got news for you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Here
and here.
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Wow!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:10, archived)
# His ear is a bit iffy =[
No hair either side of it makes it look attached =S
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah.
I don't like the ear. I never draw them, though. It was just a try. Hahah

How're you? Haven't seen you for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# It has been a while =D
I'm alright, so-so at best I suppose.

Bored and cold, and getting tired of this friggin pixel art.

I also can't find my pencils to finish off the portrait of Jessie and KM =[

You ok?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# So-so?
Awww. Have a hug. *huggles* Pixel art? You're making a pixel art? Oh my. Me and pixel art don't get along. At all. Hahah.

I ate your pencils. Cos I'm a scurry monstah! ;D

I'm alright. Cold and tired, too. And stressed. Vary stressed. Plus, I don't know if you saw/have seen it, but I have issues with Sir Pigeon Nipples, so I'm very tentative to be on the board. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# NOT A SCURRY MONSTAH.
Pixel art is fun on a small scale, this is just tiring =[

Stress is not cool, and doesn't couple with cold.

And I did see it, but felt it would be silly to drag myself in to it, it wasn't nice, but don't be disheartened.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# RAWR!!
What are you making?

No, it doesn't. And the thermostat hates me, so I'm wearing my coat and socks (I hate socks) and hoodie and everything.

Makes sense. And thank you, though. He got on my case last night, too. But I basically told him I had no time for him. Haven't seem him yet today.

I just read a 4-page summary my friend wrote on the Labyrinth. Because she was bored. And it was awesome! All sarcastic and making fun of Jim Henson and David Bowie and stuff.

EDIT: Holy shit, I think I just heard a gun shot... *hides behind you*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# A gun shot?
That's a bit scary...
Especially in the 'burbs =S

I haven't seen Labyrinth in AGES.

You could always just put him on ignore, if someone ripped into me, I wouldn't hesitate.

And even though it's cold, I'm still not wearing socks, I'm just sticking my feet underneath the cushion on the sofa.

And I'm doing a coloured pixel version of my Ryu sketch, and I've just finished his face. It's going to take aaaaaaaages =[

But it made me remember that I'm still about a quarter of the way through my MJK vector
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Yeah.
We have 'ghetto' kids living in our development, though. Hahah.

I love the Labyrinth. But a good three or four paragraphs of her summary focus on Mr. Bowie's SPANDEX PANTS/bulge.

I have to sit at a desk though. I haven't a lappytop to move the couch or my WARM BED with.

Oh, cool. That should look cool when it's done. Even if it takes a few years...

MJK? Like Michael Jackson-Kennedy? ;]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# MJK like Maynard James Keenan =P
The ambitious vector that hasn't progressed.

I shall finish off a square of Ryu and post it and then decide whether or not I shall continue based on the response.

And to be fair, most of Bowie's songs would focus on his bulge if he could get away with it...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Oooh, right. Hahah
Still no progression? I liked what I saw of it.

Hooray! :)

I guess so. But still. I just try and ignore it... I mean...he's old.

Also: Listen to Show Me Yo Bootyhole by Saosin. This song makes me so happy. They make fun of rappers' pronunciation and such. Plus they're an emo band, so it's funny to hear them rap.
EDIT: It reminds me of Flip Reverse it by Blazin' Squad. *pretends she didn't used to listen to them*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I JUST REMEMBERED
I PREORDERED GUITAR HERO 3

I'll have it either friday, saturday, or monday =]

A WEEK TOPS ^_^

*is only mildly excited*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:58, archived)
# LUCKY!!!
I'm excited for Rock Band, though! *dances* *attempts to body pop* *falls/fails*

Only mildly excited? I actually haven't played it yet, and it's been out for a while here. Urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# I was lying
I'm going to actually cry tears of joy as the postman arrives =]

AND I'VE NEARLY (sort of) FINISHED THE AREA OF RYU THAT I MIGHT AS WELL POST..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Oooh.
Hahah. So you are quite excited.

YAY! *is excited*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# had to get this out of my head

Who?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha
good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# oh dear.
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# its bindun to deaths before....but
not to such a sexyness

fukkin PHWOAR!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:47, archived)
# thought so
but I've never seen one :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# ^ all this
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# woo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# two
two!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# May I?
Ta..

(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:51, archived)
# still makes me giggle like a girl
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# most splendid indeed
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
# why does this give me the horn?
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# i never trusted them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# They visited a school in Sheffield today apparently.
They're fucking massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# they went to a retirement home in york.
they left several dogs there and stole all the crumpets.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Shit!
I want some crumpets now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
# shit!
I also want crumpets now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# shit!
where are the motherfucking crumpets?

the teletubbies have nicked them!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Damn bloody hell and blast
So do I
Hot
Lurpak
Strawberry jam

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
#
Lurpak real butter
strawberry raspberry jam
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I shall relent on the jam
but not the butter.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Let's have a Crumpet Party!
Or perhaps a Pikelet Party, if you lean that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# apparently?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Well there's only a crater now.
Teletubbies seems the most likely cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:45, archived)
# My nana
used to wear a purple teletubbie suit. For her work. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:46, archived)
# was she a tellytubby?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# She worked in the
tubes, but I don't know why she had to wear that. She worked at King's Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:52, archived)
# that has made me smile
a big smile
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:54, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNpoV-0YyvA
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
#
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:36, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=56AzK-U45lAa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# ah!
you didn't get me.
i can read web addresses, me!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:40, archived)
# phew
I didnt check. lucky it was only horses.


not goatse. i fall for it everytime...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# you can't link to goatse on here.
i did once, and i got naughty stepped.

and what do you mean, ONLY horses?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# linking to anything actually nsfw is cuntish in the extreme
that's why i don't do it any more ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# UNLESS
you say it's NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:53, archived)
# well, yeah
but not as a disguised link like what i done
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# well...
horses are better than goatse... just...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Purple link?
Hover over it and what do you see?
0/10 Must try harder.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# it's the first time i've done it in a good long while
and if the link is purple, that's more fool you anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:50, archived)
# amazing tune
thats what made me draw this. I have the accapella version on me PC and thats well sinister. Adam Freeland is God to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Ooh I bet that's odd
I've got a mash up of this and NY excuse by Soulwax which is rather good too.
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:42, archived)
# yeh
I have a mashup of this and flat beat. its incredible.

My friend is a producer and has made a Justice, Daft Punk, Desree and Britney mashup. It works... which is the weird bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:48, archived)
# google ads... sometimes I wonder...
is there any truth in them

yes, yes there is.



:-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
that's so true!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Pffft
This wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Bahahaha!
*breathe*
hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Hah
At least Rob spends the money wisely.
Beer and cheap whores I think he said.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:32, archived)
# The cheaper the whores, the more efficient the spending!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# *awaits image of tesco value prostitutes*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# That would be an image I would rather not see
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# *awaits nevertheless*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:38, archived)
# thr ya go
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Eww
I was already feeling a little off, that didn't help in the slightest. The slightest, you hear?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:55, archived)
# BOKE
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:56, archived)
# nice tits though
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# er...
... would. Did I get it right?
(I helped save b3ta! mr null One mad man in a world gone sane, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# he has been buying a lot of crowns recently
and fur coats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Are you suggesting that rob is going to change his name
to a strange, non-unicode symbol?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:35, archived)
# stobbit!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Eddie Stobbit. A cross between a miniature human
and a lorry-based national goods transport.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Wahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Goddamn emos

drawing on my paper with my pencil in my style.
(that's supposed to be a woman in the pupil)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# tis good that,
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# :)
I was going to say "check out my new photoshopz filters lol" instead of the whole emo's thing. But I decided to tell "the truth"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# I like this
Although, I was expecting a naked man taking a photo to be in the pupil.

But it is still woo.

I'm still half way through a drawing of Prof KM and Jessie because I can't find my nice pencils again =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:15, archived)
# *takes notes*
taking a photo you say?
so... no fwaps?
*rubs out some notes*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Don't take those notes out!
Now the tune is lost!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Hurries quickly to replace notes*
*gets in wrong order*
*plays*
*ends up being beethoven's 5th*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# OH NO! NOT HIS 5TH!
*pines for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 6th*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)
#
hoping for expecting a naked man

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:19, archived)
# It's no secret...
=]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
#
c l
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
#
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

I have no idea what it was meant to be changed to =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# cock
of course
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I don't know why, but I looked through all of it
And didn't even see that word.

I'm a dumbass =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:25, archived)
#
niche
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I ate your pencils
because I am a scurry monstah!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:41, archived)
# what's a woman doing in the pupil?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# A bench
;)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# that's good
i'm shite at drawing

(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:17, archived)
# On the contrary
this is one of my most favourite pictures evar :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:20, archived)
# ta!
*makes cup of tea*
*offers*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:22, archived)
# *gladly accepts*
*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:24, archived)
# *washes car*
*starts smashing it up with sledgehammer*
*smears remains in vaseline*
*offers windscreen wiper*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Kids these days
Such scamps =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# careful, there was probably rohypnol in that
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# nope!
i ain't no rapist!
*smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:29, archived)
# What?
*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:30, archived)
# "oh cupboard head"
"oh cupboard head"
"why are you so cupboard head?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# shaddap!
it hit him in the head!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# in his stupid man head!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Name that tune (and artist)

last one from me tonight....
maybe ever if you're lucky
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# cliff richard
summer holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# prize for you
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# woo
my very own win!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# ahem
i believe the artist may be:
cliff richard (no S)

*awaits cheese*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# It's going off a bit now anyway

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# is it
swiss cheese,
with their 1972 number 19 hit, 'swiss cheese'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# sorry sunshine
it didn't make the top 40 until its re-release 3 years later :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# I was wondering who
Cliff Bastard-Nazi was.

Thanks for saving my sanity.
(Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Cliff Rich Hard (Richard)
On the Beach?
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# 4 pictures on a 576x269 black background
by 36494 bytes?

*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# ^
I'm going with him.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# it's a sure thing!
*bets house, pet cat and shoes*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# No, not the cat
Fluffeh is never worth gambling away.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# play it again, sam
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
#
5 4
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Aww no!
You were so close Fred!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# ^fred^
you owe me cat
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Fred owes you a cat?
Or I owe you a cat?

You can have this one if you like

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# yay
i shall pet him always
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Don't get too close
He has some nasty friends.

(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# On 2nd thoughts i dont have a catflap
will you take him back?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# HE'S YOURS NOW!
*runs off cackling*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Oh no! My lack of basic counting ability has lost me my moggy :(
you can have MSpaint kitty


or my real kitty, although he is evil and is called Sausage.

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:27, archived)
# I'll take paint cat please
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I'm getting a reddex
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# coastgatesschawazeneggar
with his 1994, number 38 hit, 'sexy beach'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# cliffbills-moobs an a beach?
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Coffee is bigger than hiphop
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
# Can I have that mug?
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# sure thing
can I have a plane?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# oh snap
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# The question is....
...Can I have a cat with little trainers on?

Answer me THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# if you have the cat
i have trainers


(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# I don't have the cat =o(
I'm not even that bothered about the little trainers, I just want the cat.


Oh hey. It's Christmas soon and all that. My address is...
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Why would someone put rocks in their....


...oh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] : (
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# mr macadoo will sort him out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# Fucking junkie Pigeons.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# All over everywhere at 5am,
It's like there's a carpet!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Missing:
Can of cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# :D


He's not dead, jusht pisshd
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# I'm having such a lovely cuppa tea right now.
Just wanted to share this wonderful news.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Bless him.
He's just merry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lollylegs lite, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Because I'm Smurfette!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Ooof!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# hahah
snatch like a wizard's sleeve
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Who's ya Papa?
*spanks*
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# If you tell me you've had her
I don't think I will be able to believe it :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# me neither! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Smurfing A.
/family guy.
awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# I like when they do the snorks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:49, archived)
# *remembers*
ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# gah!
teh punngae!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# There was a pun?
Oh yeah!
Even more as awesome!
Awesome^2 even!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:48, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# Top Punnage...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! It burns! It burns!!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr. Blonde, Mr. Orange and Mr. Pink

(Yes, I know Tim Roth played Mr. Orange, shhh)

Previously with Morph...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# OMG, TIM ROTH PLAYED MR. ORANGE LOL
I like this =]

The more I look at it, the more I like it too
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:42, archived)
# both ears!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:50, archived)
# morph lol
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Morph
is terracotta, not orange.

/animation nerd blog
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# flu
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# aww poor thing.
flu's a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# this is me, today, right now
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender says...
"Hey, why the long nose?"

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# ta
i wasn't laughing at you, i was trying to make a shit joke.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I know
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# am i still a cunt?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:34, archived)
# is it to aid
with scooping distant food and water in our mouths?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# yes
it's also very handy at orgies Weight Watchers meetings
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)
# In space?
Oh dear. That really is too far away for beer.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# not literally in space...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Just on the top of a really tall building?
I hope it has a decent lift.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# This is me
I hate flu. Bastard flu.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Gesundheit!
*offers Heffalump-sized tissue*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# LAUNCHEPHANT!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# You should fit him with a parachute
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Poor snotty olifant
He is all of the lullies.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:43, archived)
# another


(st3v3-o, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:25, archived)
# crikey!
the st3v3-o Clip Art pack for Microsoft Word!
top job!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:26, archived)
# aaagh!!
that's rather rapid in firefox, i cannae read it!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# it's woo in different fonts
it may make some people angry
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I am not angered
: )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# good, then we're on speaking terms
:D

have this pea
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:31, archived)
# He / she has my vote
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:47, archived)
# It Peppers' younger
and cooler brother
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:27, archived)
# As indicated by the quiff
and devil-may-care attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# xac-ly
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I loikes this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:28, archived)
# cor. that's a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:30, archived)
# This is lovely too
really liking your style :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:32, archived)
# cool

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:33, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:36, archived)

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