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# Not seen on BBC
pingupijpt
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# OHMAIGOD.
woo.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Compo it
he's clearly suffering from the redundancies at the beeb and needs the cash... poor love...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Pedoguin
pingu0
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# 'ning all...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *spang spang spangity spang*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# spang
give it some Ollie Reed as well - Hannibal Brooks - the definitive Hannibal IMO
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# pft....
d
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Haha !
Oh dear !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha
huzzah for painful puns :)

'ning sir
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# hahahaha!
now do cameron dais
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
*sulks*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# do it
i'll pretend i never said anything
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# ooooh
it burns so much more because I've yet to build up my intollerance.

WOO though - but also ouch
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# hahaha I love it when a pun comes together!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Oh Christ!
;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Hanibal the Pedistal!
'ning peoples!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Yes, those are the droids I'm fucking looking for
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:52, archived)
# Eeek !
Woo !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# ^ this
with added Yay
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# *damn, the force is strong in this cunt!*
I demand sweary Star Wars! Yay! :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Hell yeah!
"Your power is weak motherfucker!"
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Fuck, Uncle Owen, this one has a bad motherfucking motivator!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# But I was going to Taji station to pick up some bastard power converters
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# fuck off ball sack
that's no fucking moon
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# "I fucking got one!"
"Great kid - don't be a fucking cocky cunt, you cunt."
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# We're fucking doomed.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# It's a fucking trap!!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:07, archived)
# cor
all suits of armor should have emotive eyebrow attachments
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Angry trooper!
lully.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# i find his face strangely erotic
boobs and pubes.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# That is ever so woo!
*click*

'Ning peeps
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# 'Ning Mrs T
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# 'Ning Bunny
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Good 'ning
Do we think we've frightened off kid sis yet?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# She can't get on much during the day
Which is a shame. She won't get scared though
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Ning Mrs. T
*chases*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *runs half-heartedly*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *catches*
*gives magic rub to back*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Oh, you star
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning Trelly
how's things?

(and an almighty WOO for the above pic)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# Off work with a bad back
Otherwise good. You?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Off work with a man-cold
otherwise good.

This means I have access to tattyshop for the first time in what feels like forever...

Sadly, I don't have the concentration neede
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# *offers lemsip*
I have attention defici
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'ning-a-ling ding ding
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# 'Ning-a-ling a ramalama ding dong
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# isn't he a little short?
WOO YAY
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Fantastic!
If all stormtroopers had that kind of attitude the films would have turned out very different.

Can't see him hitting his head on a door frame, can you?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# just noticed your sig
the change of name is the least of your worries.
The film has had all the religion drained out and it doesn't even end where the book does.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# I know
I take the name change to be indicative of the raft of indecorous rogerings that this great book will suffer prior to being deemed palatable for a 'Merkin cinema audience. My full sentiments wouldn't easily fit in the limited space provided for a sig. Or be particularly SFW.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hes really angry!
i thought they were emotionless automatons!
*edit* How rude of me... Fuckin Woo!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Lovely!
;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58, archived)
# fuckin' ace!
*clicks hard*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59, archived)
# Yay!
edit : was wondering if you'd coloured me yet?
if not np
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# not yet, huge backlog of colouring in to do :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# okies :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Hooray!
More I say! More!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# 'Ning All.
55 people complained to the ASA that the poster for 'Shoot Em Up' was too violent... So i thought this might make them happier.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I think they're too violent..
& woo!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# I liked that film.
But it had too much storyline. Seriously, I think they could have removed the storyline altogether and it still would have been awesome.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Hahahaha :D
I hate films with no story line.
unless its like constant Boomage
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# Boomage.
Good word.

Plus you're right. Anything else and it would have been poo, but the constant 'boomage' worked here.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:36, archived)
# you see, i read that as "Boonage"
and was subsequently disappointed by the lack of Michael Elphick.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:46, archived)
# Some people are never happy
Seriously, most films these days have shit all in terms of storyline.

And this one has too much?

All I can say to this is: LOL
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:34, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# LOL!


(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# And these people agree
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# i think he was being sarcastic
and i think you missed that, so all I can say to this is: LOL
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# LOL!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# Are you American?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:38, archived)
# America isn't a place
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# It's an idea
An idea that morons can live under the banner of the uber-moron.

No offence to any 'merkins.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# 'Ning Prof !
missed you down there....sorry :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:45, archived)
# it's quite alright
ningles 'bitz how's you?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Fine and dandy thanks hon !
you ?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# well above average
I'm slightly concerned that I'm a little bit excited about Christmas... and there's a hell of a lot of time between then and now.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# Nothing wrong with that !
*jingles bells*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:53, archived)
# I suppose so
*feels festives*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:57, archived)
# *snicker*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# people are self important morons
also - that was a pretty good film in a world where films have become terrible.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# clive owen
is making some pretty good films at the moment; he's looking good after Grandad and Dad's Army as well
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# :)
ha ha ha
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# that's my patented clive owen joke
and two laughs is the best response it has ever had.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:11, archived)
# ha ha ha
well - it is a bit of a two laugher. Add more swearing and the Cubby Brown crowd might get into it
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# i'm aiming gor the aggregate funniest joke ever
the most laughs possible, one or two at a time
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hehehehe!
they don't like it up 'em !!!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# python-esque killer rabbits?
*unlimbers holy hand grenade*
and 'ning btw
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:40, archived)
# ^this (your sig)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# Welcome to the club!
...there was a mass rant on the board a couple of days ago
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# + the cunt
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:41, archived)
# I see no problem with the violence of this poster
But I have a problem with the fact that her boobs are nearly hanging out.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# NNSFW?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Yeah...
They should be hanging out.
And magenta.
Because it turns me on.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:47, archived)
# Grrr...... grr....veeep !
*nasty rabbitzes*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BUNNIES?!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:48, archived)
# Meh !
They'll have his chuffing hands off soon as look at him, mark my words.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:50, archived)
# I would like to lodge a complaint that the city in the picture is frighteningly misty
it also has an unrealistic blue tinge which is clearly mocking colourblind people and should therefore be banned
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Also, the young lady is dressed in the manner of a prostitute
but is far better looking that any of the crack whores that hang around the end of my road.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:54, archived)
# however........
uneven boobage.

FAKE !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
# perhaps there was a sudden drop in the strength of the dollar after he'd done one of them
and they couldn't afford as much filler for the second one.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# and so we all learn a valuable lesson about the difference between pretending to be something
and actually being that something someone else is pretending to be.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] after the windmill was shutdown

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:44, archived)
# sorry
but I think this has been done :(


Edit: Maybe wrong but I think I saw it yesterday.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:45, archived)
# You orrible git ;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:49, archived)
# Yes, it was

Good morning everybody
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# mourning!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:55, archived)
# More ning!
I'm off sick from w*rk today... So expect me to have to dash off oc....

*dashes*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:58, archived)
# s'matter?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# Just a cold
But combined with being out in the pouring rain for ages a couple of days ago and a general unwillingness to go into work....
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I feel your pain...
I've just got over an attack of the damn flu... Microscopic little bastards.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# More like
Splatter
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:02, archived)
# Ning a ling a ding dong !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
#
ding dong
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)
# Shama Llama ding dong?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)
# nope
just ding dong

*waggles eyebrows*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:35, archived)
# *nudges*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# say no more,
say no more...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:49, archived)
# I SAY !
:D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:44, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# maybe not here but where you are...Yes!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# Haha
it's one of the Good Things About the Internets: it's always morning, somewhere
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:42, archived)
# Welcome to Ningleshire,
population - you
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# pfft
;)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:43, archived)
# You did.
Looked pretty much identical, too.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# found it
arse!
was kinda obvious one anyway, should of guessed
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# don't you listen to the horrible lot!
it's very nice..
*pats head*



*pats arse*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:00, archived)
# cheers
"franks groin"
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Puts groin in a franking machine?
that's gotta hurt
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# in a sexy way.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Of course
that stands to reason

Nothing like a POSTAGE PAID stamp on your knob
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:27, archived)
# *watches*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:09, archived)
# pat pat pat
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:12, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I can now imagine Windy say "Pat, Pat, Pat" with every thrust!

*spluffs*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# hahah oh my
Milk it, Milky
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)
# ohhh!
they make a terrible racket!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# ^^Eviroment hater!!!!^^
Goes to fetch torch and brushwood.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:06, archived)
# well, i like it
i also liked the other versions

welcome.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:56, archived)
# * returns from two day lurk
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:04, archived)
# Hahaha !
Woo and welcome !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:23, archived)
# I like wind farms....
rather than an eye sore I find them to be exceedingly beautiful
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:30, archived)
# where we are going, we don't need...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# hahahaha
me likey!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:36, archived)
# Photoshop disappeared when i upgraded my OS
Now I'm stuck using 'Graphic Converter'
Graphic Converter is 100% Fail
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:39, archived)
# a good artist never blames his tools
;-)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:41, archived)
# blame Graphic Converter or
GTFO
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:42, archived)
# :(
graphic converter is all of the fail :(

*hides*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:43, archived)
# LOLZ
thank you, I miss Photoshop
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# haha
gayuns
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:40, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:47, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:50, archived)
# made some sunns.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:06, archived)
#
Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10 United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/05
Batch: 409978E

Dear Winner,

Congratulation\224 you have won \2431,000. 000. 00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) winning number.14-21-25-39-40-47(20) with a ticket number: B008795727498 with serial number: BTD/9080648302/06. In the just concluded draw held to promote Microsoft and AOL, please call your claim Agent MR. KEEPSON WILLIAMS. Tel: +44-703-1870-301: Email:
[email protected] Give your agent this info: you\222re Name, Address, winning number, Telephone, Age, Sex, Nationality, Company, and Occupation.

Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates.We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune in this season.
Thank you for being part of our commemorative end of year Anniversary Draws.
Mrs. Bryan McDonald
Microsoft Promotion Team
Vice President
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:29, archived)
# mrs. bryan
?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Dear Sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms
... women's clothes ... only a few ... transvestites.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:34, archived)
# First KD Lang, NOW THIS
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:41, archived)
# It came from a yahoo address.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:35, archived)
# It is to promote Microsoft and AOL?
What are those?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:52, archived)
# *Dries self in refreshing plasma*
Mmmmmm... Vaporisolicious!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:30, archived)
# No particular reason
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:15, archived)
# Arse!
Yay!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:19, archived)
# have a brand New Woo
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:26, archived)
# I like it
BUT SHE NEEDS MORE BUTTT.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:33, archived)
# nice
although I think her left leg is about to come off
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:33, archived)
# I think that's well sexy when that happens
I do
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)
# thats a great
style :) woo!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:30, archived)
# you call him dr. no lady
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:11, archived)
# hahaha haaa ha.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:14, archived)
# The nashish will do thish to you. File shize, jr.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:18, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:29, archived)
# very very quick...there's a what?...in the where?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:40, archived)
# a hole in the bucket?
a dyke in the pit?
a problem in my pants?

what?! what?!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:48, archived)
# !
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:57, archived)
# *wishes he could pass on slaps to the labour party IT advisors
Fucking junior school half wit brain dead scum sucking fuckwits.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:00, archived)
# Yay! Let's glorify violence against women!
Fun for the whole family!

What were the designers thinking?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:13, archived)
# It is a womanly battle between two females.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:37, archived)
# gonking each other with dildos is a womanly battle between two females!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I love this game so much.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:36, archived)
# The gameplay is annoyingly enjoyable
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# KANO WINS
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:44, archived)
# Got any info as to whether workse.cx is real?
I think it would be amazing but only if this were the case.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:49, archived)
# i love www.workse.cx.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:55, archived)
# I WANT TO KNOW THE STORY
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:57, archived)
# According to anarchopedia the comedian is rakkyo ide
and according to wikipedia he was on of the henchmen guys on Takeshi's Castle AKA MXC in the US.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:05, archived)
# link plz.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:10, archived)
# after reading all those descriptions of shock sites i know i will be having nightmares tonight.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:14, archived)
# anarchopedia claims the japanese text says it's really a dog
but the feet look nothing like a dog's. I think maybe something got lost in translation.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:21, archived)
# i didn't really look at it long enough to tell.
im a lot more squeamish then most of you guys.

but it is a large bread of dog, too, so i don't know how big their feets are.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:23, archived)
# The body structure suggests a kangaroo
it appears to have arms like a kangaroos, bent in a way a dog's wouldn't. The abdomen seems not right for a dog, too long maybe? And the tail looks kangarooish too if you can see that part of it obscured by the angle.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:35, archived)
# no no no
i looked again it is most defiantly a dog, its feet only look like that because its sort of lost to sitting down and dog leg's bend backwards, remember the tosa dog is a very big animal.

www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/archives/tosa_dog_fighting.jpg
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Ah, you're totally right
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:40, archived)
# It can't be real though
there's no way that would have gotten on television if it were. And if it were some outtake why would they have bothered to pu the text on the picture afterwards? Unless it was live, and I don't know why they wouldn't tape Takeshi's Castle.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:25, archived)
# if it was live then how did that guy get naked and how did a dog dick get shoved up his ass before cameras pulled away?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:27, archived)
# Another nail in the coffin
Although I can imagine lingering on something like that if I were a camera man and that was happening and I was actually rather used to the casual yet extreme sadism of Japanese television. But you're right, why would he be naked?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:29, archived)
# well the camera thing makes sence actually yes
as we can all hear the man behind the camera saying 'keep rolling' when budd dwyer puts a gun in his mouth, im sure they chose not to take the camera off. i just don't know how that could be faked or why someone would fake something with such a minor celebrity or how they could make it look that real.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:35, archived)
# Yeah, even for Japanese TV, having a guy be humped by a kangaroo is a bit extreme
even if they took precautions to protect his interspecial anal viriginity.

But I mean we can't see that he's actually naked or that the kangaroo is actually fucking him, so it could be fake.

But the question is why.

They had to have at least put this man in this situation and made him strip some of his clothes. Something is going on there with cream, and kangaroo and a semi-naked Japanese man.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:42, archived)
# And on the screen still suggests this is something that got on the air and in the context of a game show
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:43, archived)
# im pretty sure there's anal penatration
im not looking again though, but if he is half naked then just remember, too these are fighting dogs do he mind just be attacked by the dog.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:45, archived)
# He's positioned for penatration
I took a really good look but I can't tell what's going on down there, though. The guy could totally be wearing shorts.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:51, archived)
# it's not a kangaroo
the tail is the wrong length and shape (yay for living in australia).

looks like a dog to me but i could be wrong.

he could be wearing a cup or jock strap, you can't see penetration...still... rather him than me.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:33, archived)
# Poor Rakkyo seems to have had a bad run on that show.
"Rakkyo Ide was the bald guy in the "Monsters Special" who wore a shark outfit and suffered some serious bleeding when he fell in during Skipping Stones."
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:43, archived)
# I have no idea, but I love it so much.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:58, archived)
# we need to investigate.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:03, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# Is it a Whale?
In the Thames?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:47, archived)
[challenge entry] too late for the compo?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:15, archived)
# *disappears into a book*
i have a couple of the original toys and a big pokey that has bubble bath in it.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:19, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:26, archived)
# evening
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:43, archived)
# *is masterbating furiously
tnx
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:45, archived)
# she is demon.
hear her roar.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:48, archived)
# NEVERMORE.
 

 
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)
# you have
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:52, archived)
# TUBGOTH.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:00, archived)
# right here on the floor?
how about you, fauna? you wanna?

/the dead.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:10, archived)
# i like this
very much - caw - woo!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:04, archived)
# Mmmm sexay lady demons
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# WANT!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:02, archived)
# \ö/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:48, archived)
# NEGLIGENCE!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Hurley?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:50, archived)
# BURLY.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Wurly
I'm havin "curly" as well......too slow twaticunts
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# Stop being so surly
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:57, archived)
# you wins
i cant think of another...erm
So Clam it....Pearly.


I feel sick now
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:59, archived)
# These rhymes are girly
I don't know why you're giving up so early
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:36, archived)
# your "girly" is worthy
but early is not nearly
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:54, archived)
# WHAT'S A PIG'S TAIL? TWIRLY WHURLY.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:38, archived)
# It should do sir, he
(he: me) does speak like a yank which makes the difference, shirley?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:45, archived)
# A naked and shaven japanese is forcibly sodomised by a kangaroo and coated with hot wax while sandalled onlookers stand by.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:53, archived)
# Carefully folds tissue and puts in bin
*smokes cigarette


*thankyou
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:54, archived)
# if you can dream it, its on the interwebs
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:56, archived)
# *sings favourite song
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:01, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:01, archived)
# Now...thats a perfectly trained pet.
ACE
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:18, archived)
# Someone at work just asked me if I want to go to a KD Lang concert.
A $185 KD Lang concert. In another state.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:13, archived)
# A lesbian.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:16, archived)
# a wealthy lesbian.
i've seen k.d. live - she's great.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:21, archived)
# She's got a good show.
You might actually like it.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:22, archived)
# If and only if,,,,you are a screaming rug muncher
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 4:58, archived)
# Awesome
and strangely mesmerising..
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:21, archived)
# Poo
Your thoughts?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Mmmm, faeces.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# This just stinks.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# My thoughts are
It's past 5am the sun is rising and the birds are singing and I should have been in bed ages ago.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:07, archived)
# No birdies here
It's 3am, raining, cold, and even the local owls couldn't give a hoot tonight.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:08, archived)
# I've had the bastard rain for days.
Glad it's over for the moment...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# *sends great big clouds southwards*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)
# Harr!
Unfortunately your foolish cloud movement will not work, for they are already moving in a clockwise direction, and heading towards the northern area of the country!

GEOGRAPHY IS ONCE AGAIN IN MY FAVOUR.

Although, I will have had a lot more rain, as I live closer to the coast, and you shall have the resiual stuff that has only formed over land.

LUCKY BASTARDS! *shakes fist at northern and eastern areas*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:19, archived)
# FIVE? YOUR CLOCK IS WRONG LOVE.
IT'S ONLY 3 IN THE REAL WORLD.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:08, archived)
# THE
REAL WORLD
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:12, archived)
# INDEED
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:17, archived)
# EVERYBODY GET DOWN HELL YEAH FUCK THE GODDAMN WORLD
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Good birthday to you sir.
You shall recieve this birthday message as my last post of the evening.

YOU CAN ALSO HAVE THIS



G'NIGHT Y'ALL
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:08, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOO!
I LIKE POO.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# BOIL IT, MASH IT, PUT IT IN A POT
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:14, archived)
# WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY THEN.. WELL, YOU KNOW
 

 
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:23, archived)
# All you sue-happy shit-baggers do.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)
# If there was a spectrum on wimmins
these two would be at opposite ends
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:39, archived)
# i has erection that will not abate for a fuckin year now
WOO for teh sexy!!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:45, archived)
# the hide button. your thoughts?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)
# ouch ouch ouch
but how does he smell?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:44, archived)
# children all smell the same:
like death and wet sex diseases.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:48, archived)
# :( :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Hello Todd.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:23, archived)
# my thorts is
CHAT and
cunt
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# ass-disease cartoons!
more! more!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# But is it art?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# 'ning
anyone remember the flash thingamy that was a piss take of carmina burana? Posted on the site many death stars ago, Couple of mates and I were trying to find it.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
# Fael.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# dey assess gud.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# EXPERTS IN FAILURE.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# i think that the number of friends one has on b3ta should correspond to a pink cock at the bottom of one's profile that grows depending on the number of friends one has accrued.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:42, archived)
# why a pink cock?
i want one that is the same colour as me.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:46, archived)
# arsebiscuits
then we'll all submit our cock colors to an international database that will come up with an average color
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# i bet it's green.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# probably a fair guess, cos of all the blue, overabused cocks and the yellow, untouched ones.
poor sods.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:56, archived)
# why do they call it goneorhea if it's still infecting my cock?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:16, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:24, archived)
# serious business.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# oh hai
happy realbirthday mr. hareperson.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# *gropes*
 
why hello!

I like the new name.. just watched a bootleg of Grindhouse on the weekend, Planet Terror's big on the explosions.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:52, archived)
# also, Tarantino really needs to expand his vocabulary beyond BITCH MOTHERUCKER THAT'S SOME TASY FUCKING BEVERAGE.
 
Deathproof was kind of a yawn.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:09, archived)
# BTW
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:10, archived)
# MY GRANDFATHERS WERE BOTH MASONS.
 
GOATRIDING'S IN ME BLOOD.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:11, archived)
# btw
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:30, archived)
# SNARN!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:33, archived)
# there are buckets of snarn to be had with these ladies.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:38, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# No, but while you're here we should discuss serious issues.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:30, archived)
# heehee
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# 'nong.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Doesn't ring a bell I'm afraid old chap.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Yep I do
It was by Meak and I think I have the link somewhere. Hang on.


Edit:

www.fuggled.co.uk/choir.swf

I strongly suggest other B3tards look at this.
It won the "misheard lyrics" compo a few years ago (that I was lucky enough to judge) and it is very funny....
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:45, archived)
# This
Was so fantastic, I shall delete my fail related post.

Without it, I would not have nearly died laughing in my kitchen at 3am =]
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:55, archived)
# I can never hear Carmina Burana now without singing along
Nicking footballs from gaylords hehehehehe.

That was one of the best compos ever and so difficult to judge as there were so many top entries.
The winner was easy though :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# That was the bit that nearly made me drop a knife on my foot.
I was emptying the dishwasher and not paying attention to what I was doing.

If I was mamed in a situation like this, it would be a fucking ace story.

"Well, I saw a a flashing picture of a choir with Carmina Burana playing, with the text 'Nicking footballs from gaylords'. Then I dropped a knife on my toe."
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:02, archived)
# bless your pants for reposting this.
it is grand, miss.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Yay!
Woops and alls, many thanks for that.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Yeah, he totally will.
 

 
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# compression much?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# Orphan.. frequently.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# YES
YES
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:21, archived)
# I hadn't seen this one before.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# If there are cocks, he'll get em. LOL
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# i recognise that fartfucker.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
if you scour the internets you can find other pics of him....
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# I THINK HE WANTS YOUR COCK
ALL THE COCK IN THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:26, archived)
# HE WILL BE THE PRINCE OF COCKS!!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# OH LITTLE PRETTY PRINCE OF PARTIES, CAN I COME TO YOUR PARTY?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# he can't have it, i copywrighted it and stamped it and sued everyone who ever saw it.
just like any washed up loser would who did nothing in his career except rip off talented artists and not credit them with their riffs.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:38, archived)
# I WOULDN'T HAVE VERY MANY PEOPLE TO SUE. :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
# then sue everyone!
apparently it works.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:08, archived)
# they have to look at my cock first, though.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:12, archived)
# AS SEEN ON 'PENISDOCTOR M.E.'.
FAMOUS PENIS.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:36, archived)
# HE'LL SUCK YOUR COCK!?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# AND HE'LL SUE YOUR ARSE.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# OH, I'M GONNA TOTALLY SHUT YOU DOWN FOR THIS.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY COCKS ON YOUR WAY OUT.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] clickety-click...
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...a barba-trick.

and for those of you who don't remember barbapapa, have a pea as a super pea bonus compo entry, no charge.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
I remember/love Babar.

Fucking quality =]

I don't recognise the first one though, guess I'm just a bit too young =[
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:15, archived)
# thanks mister.
youtube should have some episodes. it was stupid as hell - perfect for kids.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Nothing like a good stupid show for kids =]
Boo Bah or whatever the shit that was, was basically an acid trip for toddlers.

Fucking scary shit...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Please never talk about BooBah
Ever. *backs into corner, muttering*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:22, archived)
# what about "zoobilee zoo"?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:44, archived)
# toddlers should be drugged.
but not acid, it's too good for them. maybe just laxatives, ketamine and gin.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
# *coughpetedoherty*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:29, archived)
# i'm more albert fish or john wayne gacy.
doherty is too much of a loser.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:51, archived)
# there's always more pizza in the basement.
 
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:54, archived)
# speaking of serial killers...
...did you hear about this?

a friend of mine emailed it to me a few days ago, and i howled with laughter/desire.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:57, archived)
# ahhhahhahahah!
 
Glorious.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:59, archived)
# pfffffffffffft!
 
OH, YOU ARE AWFUL
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# O NO I DID A PREJUDICE AGAINST FATTYS!
SHE WILL HAVE YOUR SEX FOR CAKES BUT WHERE IS HER PARTY HAT?!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# I need a party hat.
CUZ TODAY IS MY REALBIRTHDAY.

Posh says hi.



Click for bigger (82KB)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:27, archived)
# real birthday?!
HAPPY DAY! JASPER SAYS HELLO!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

oh, and if i disappear, it's my computer - giving me fits these days. i'll be back at some point.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:32, archived)
# WHY HELLAIR.
 
..for I am one hundred thousand years old.

In base two.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:35, archived)
# man, you're even older than that old guy mofaha!
that is the old.

what are you going to do? have a party with all cats?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:40, archived)
# Dinner out tonight, but I will be visiting Ittybitty's whanau afterwards.
 
Lotsa kitties.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:58, archived)
# good stuff. my gang sends their best wishes for fun and frolic.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:06, archived)
# HURRAY!
TIME FOR LEMON PARTY!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# HAPPYBIRTHDAY
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:48, archived)
# The first guy in the cage
looks like the McDonald's guy. The purple character. I forget 'is name.

The second one made me laugh. I was watching Babar the other day! it made me so happy! :]
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# THAT'S A CAGED LADY!
mcdonalds wut?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:23, archived)
# You know how mcDonalds
has those characters, like the Hamburgalur and the clown and shit? They had twins that were supposed to be chicken nuggets, and they had a purple, blobby-thing, that was supposed to be a shake, I think.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# i googled. his name is grimace.
how perfect.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Hahah
oh wow!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Babarella is a classic now.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# she's one of my favourites.
i did pearoast her a couple of times, and i'd have let her vanish but the compo begged for her.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# I think by naming your first picture 'click...'
A lot of people with pop-up blockers aren't seeing it right now.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# their loss is my gain.
or, i'd fix it but i'm lazy. is it really affecting viewing? i hate doing things.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:25, archived)
# It's pretty standard for Firefox.
Pretty much anyone on that is only seeing the second pic.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:28, archived)
# well crap.
thanks for pointing it out, i will rename in a moment.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:36, archived)
# and renamed.
thanks for the tip. i believe all seeing eyes should be forced to endure my nonsense.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:47, archived)
# FUCKING BARBAPAPA YEAH!
I personally am a fan of LouLou de Pou :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:49, archived)
# problems with species and spelling
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# bang on righteous!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:05, archived)
# No, don't.
He doesn't like it when you do that!
Edit: I'm tired and I gotta be up in 5 hrs. Gnite B3ta
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:06, archived)
# I like that peacock
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:08, archived)
# this
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# good stuff.
i saw your one below - very good as well.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Nice style!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Pleasant?
Whilst I appreciate the fine artistry,
it does look a tad like it just impacted my windscreen.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# ^that^
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)
# That's very woo.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# ARE YOU THE PHEASANT PLUCKER?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:10, archived)
# SURPRISE PLUCKS!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# HEY, I'M ONLY PLUCKING MOTHER PHEASANTS TIL THE PHEASANT PLUCKER COMES.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:20, archived)
# *warms oven*
Thank you, it'll roast up a treat.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I like your style, very original =]
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I love peacocks
not only because they are show-offs but also because of their natural deely boppers.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:14, archived)
# they make the most god awful noise though
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I love that noise.
Sounds like a cat having its ears pierced, unless you know what it really is.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:24, archived)
# There should be an editing game box art challenge...
Fun for all the family.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Filth!
I hate to think what you have to do with the stylus.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Is that the original on top?
It's fucking terrifying.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:46, archived)
# Yup
THe top is completely unaltered - I'm not sure which is scarier...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# You can't even hide from her
because she. will. find. a. way.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# hahahaha


[hey what's up with this friends stuff? when did we get that? and i assume rob makes an enemy of everyone?]
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:50, archived)
# its been here for a while
i dont use it though
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# WE ARE ALL FRIENDS HERE.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
# FRIENDS THAT SAY NICE THINGS TO EACH OTHER.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:04, archived)
# it's not quite like social-networking friends
it's more about being privy to what other people click on - if you and i were friends (fat chance) i'd be able to view everything you clicked "i like this" to.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# ooooh
what other shiny features does it bestow?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:56, archived)
# press buttons
find out
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# but change scares me
i ask people what's inside rooms before i enter them. i ask people which floor the elevator is going to first before i get in, and all the heights of all the waiters and waitresses at restaurants in decreasing order before i go inside.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# thats cos you're a weird fucker
(p.s. we're officially b3ta friends now)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:00, archived)
# That's legally binding in some countries, you know.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# i'll legally bind you in a minute.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# hoho.
*assumes the position*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
#
go into doggie submission
wash your hands three times a day
always do what your mother would say
brush your teeth in the following way
wash your hands three times a day
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:05, archived)
# i don't know if it's official yet
now it looks like you're a fan

but in a second...


now i've got SIX FRIENDS!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:01, archived)
# sexytime!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# uh you guys wanna like come over and watch some tv or something?
i'm getting some beers
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:03, archived)
# are these... okay, this bag is full of black dildos.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:12, archived)
# once you open the bag it's way too late



(anyway i'm going to head out for the night. peace everyone).
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18, archived)
# It means you don't have to spazz to find new posts by people on your list.
It's more handy than I anticipated.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# there is that of course.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# shiny!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:59, archived)
# haha :D
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I was just thinking this
It reminds me of every horror movie ever made.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:48, archived)
# PERVERT
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:47, archived)
# That girl is the spitting image of my ex boss's daughter..
*begone dirty thoughts*

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:49, archived)
# I THINK A COMPO SHOULD BE PUTTING PENISES ON CHILDREN'S PICTURES
AND PICTURES OF CHILDREN.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:52, archived)
# well, if the prince compo did not get us shut down
that one most definitely would

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:53, archived)
# thats not a crime is it?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# I know
lets find out shall we?

you first.

;-)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:54, archived)
# can i has a cheeseburger?
lol.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:55, archived)
# onions & red?
/standard chippy reply.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57, archived)
# Reminded me of this.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:03, archived)
# YES.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:02, archived)
# JULIE HAS THE MENTAL PROBLEMS.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:09, archived)
# E.A. Spurts?

Disturbing. Truly disturbing.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:11, archived)

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