If all stormtroopers had that kind of attitude the films would have turned out very different.
Can't see him hitting his head on a door frame, can you?
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:56,
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just noticed your sig
the change of name is the least of your worries. The film has had all the religion drained out and it doesn't even end where the book does.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:05,
archived)
I know
I take the name change to be indicative of the raft of indecorous rogerings that this great book will suffer prior to being deemed palatable for a 'Merkin cinema audience. My full sentiments wouldn't easily fit in the limited space provided for a sig. Or be particularly SFW.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:25,
archived)
hes really angry!
i thought they were emotionless automatons! *edit* How rude of me... Fuckin Woo!
(op op op op opI stink therfore I spam,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:56,
archived)
Lovely!
;)
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:58,
archived)
fuckin' ace!
*clicks hard*
(RiffRafflurking like a lurky thing,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:59,
archived)
Yay!
edit : was wondering if you'd coloured me yet? if not np
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:50,
archived)
made some sunns.
(I am a cucumber.Save me, Popobawa!,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:06,
archived)
Microsoft Award Team 20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10 United Kingdom Ref: BTD/968/05 Batch: 409978E
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(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:29,
archived)
mrs. bryan
?
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:30,
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Dear Sir,
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms ... women's clothes ... only a few ... transvestites.
Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.
P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:34,
archived)
First KD Lang, NOW THIS
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:36,
archived)
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:41,
archived)
It came from a yahoo address.
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:35,
archived)
It is to promote Microsoft and AOL?
What are those?
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:52,
archived)
*Dries self in refreshing plasma*
Mmmmmm... Vaporisolicious!
(Mr.Onsknows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:30,
archived)
No particular reason
(Foxglove-- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:15,
archived)
Arse!
Yay!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:19,
archived)
have a brand New Woo
(LetumYour Ad here £2.40,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:26,
archived)
I like it
BUT SHE NEEDS MORE BUTTT.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:33,
archived)
nice
although I think her left leg is about to come off
(Sexy Picard2000,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:33,
archived)
I think that's well sexy when that happens
I do
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:33,
archived)
thats a great
style :) woo!
(Rev. Jesse.broke his ankle,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:30,
archived)
you call him dr. no lady
(madvoodooit must be the moon,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:11,
archived)
it appears to have arms like a kangaroos, bent in a way a dog's wouldn't. The abdomen seems not right for a dog, too long maybe? And the tail looks kangarooish too if you can see that part of it obscured by the angle.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:35,
archived)
no no no
i looked again it is most defiantly a dog, its feet only look like that because its sort of lost to sitting down and dog leg's bend backwards, remember the tosa dog is a very big animal.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:40,
archived)
It can't be real though
there's no way that would have gotten on television if it were. And if it were some outtake why would they have bothered to pu the text on the picture afterwards? Unless it was live, and I don't know why they wouldn't tape Takeshi's Castle.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:25,
archived)
if it was live then how did that guy get naked and how did a dog dick get shoved up his ass before cameras pulled away?
Although I can imagine lingering on something like that if I were a camera man and that was happening and I was actually rather used to the casual yet extreme sadism of Japanese television. But you're right, why would he be naked?
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:29,
archived)
well the camera thing makes sence actually yes
as we can all hear the man behind the camera saying 'keep rolling' when budd dwyer puts a gun in his mouth, im sure they chose not to take the camera off. i just don't know how that could be faked or why someone would fake something with such a minor celebrity or how they could make it look that real.
Yeah, even for Japanese TV, having a guy be humped by a kangaroo is a bit extreme
even if they took precautions to protect his interspecial anal viriginity.
But I mean we can't see that he's actually naked or that the kangaroo is actually fucking him, so it could be fake.
But the question is why.
They had to have at least put this man in this situation and made him strip some of his clothes. Something is going on there with cream, and kangaroo and a semi-naked Japanese man.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:42,
archived)
And on the screen still suggests this is something that got on the air and in the context of a game show
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:43,
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im pretty sure there's anal penatration
im not looking again though, but if he is half naked then just remember, too these are fighting dogs do he mind just be attacked by the dog.
I took a really good look but I can't tell what's going on down there, though. The guy could totally be wearing shorts.
(hankemurphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 6:51,
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it's not a kangaroo
the tail is the wrong length and shape (yay for living in australia).
looks like a dog to me but i could be wrong.
he could be wearing a cup or jock strap, you can't see penetration...still... rather him than me.
(KittyWastelives at Sleepingplanet.com,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:33,
archived)
Poor Rakkyo seems to have had a bad run on that show.
"Rakkyo Ide was the bald guy in the "Monsters Special" who wore a shark outfit and suffered some serious bleeding when he fell in during Skipping Stones."
(gronkpanhttps://twitter.com/VomitingLarry,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 7:43,
archived)
I have no idea, but I love it so much.
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 5:58,
archived)
Unfortunately your foolish cloud movement will not work, for they are already moving in a clockwise direction, and heading towards the northern area of the country!
GEOGRAPHY IS ONCE AGAIN IN MY FAVOUR.
Although, I will have had a lot more rain, as I live closer to the coast, and you shall have the resiual stuff that has only formed over land.
LUCKY BASTARDS! *shakes fist at northern and eastern areas*
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:19,
archived)
FIVE? YOUR CLOCK IS WRONG LOVE.
IT'S ONLY 3 IN THE REAL WORLD.
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:08,
archived)
THE
REAL WORLD
(the_man361bffwaarghhl,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:12,
archived)
INDEED
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:17,
archived)
EVERYBODY GET DOWN HELL YEAH FUCK THE GODDAMN WORLD
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:25,
archived)
Good birthday to you sir.
You shall recieve this birthday message as my last post of the evening.
YOU CAN ALSO HAVE THIS
G'NIGHT Y'ALL
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:33,
archived)
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:08,
archived)
POOOOOOOOOOO!
I LIKE POO.
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:09,
archived)
BOIL IT, MASH IT, PUT IT IN A POT
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:10,
archived)
LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY.
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:14,
archived)
WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY THEN.. WELL, YOU KNOW
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:18,
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Hahahahaha!
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:23,
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All you sue-happy shit-baggers do.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:11,
archived)
If there was a spectrum on wimmins
these two would be at opposite ends
(Mr.Onsknows you can hear him, Earthmen.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:39,
archived)
i has erection that will not abate for a fuckin year now
WOO for teh sexy!!!
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:45,
archived)
the hide button. your thoughts?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:10,
archived)
ouch ouch ouch
but how does he smell?
(Foxglove-- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:44,
archived)
children all smell the same:
like death and wet sex diseases.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:48,
archived)
:( :(
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:35,
archived)
Hello Todd.
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^),
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:23,
archived)
my thorts is
CHAT and cunt
(HummelWho died and made you....oh wait....,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:40,
archived)
anyone remember the flash thingamy that was a piss take of carmina burana? Posted on the site many death stars ago, Couple of mates and I were trying to find it.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:34,
archived)
i think that the number of friends one has on b3ta should correspond to a pink cock at the bottom of one's profile that grows depending on the number of friends one has accrued.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:42,
archived)
why a pink cock?
i want one that is the same colour as me.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:46,
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arsebiscuits
then we'll all submit our cock colors to an international database that will come up with an average color
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:49,
archived)
i bet it's green.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:54,
archived)
probably a fair guess, cos of all the blue, overabused cocks and the yellow, untouched ones.
poor sods.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:56,
archived)
why do they call it goneorhea if it's still infecting my cock?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:58,
archived)
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:16,
archived)
I strongly suggest other B3tards look at this. It won the "misheard lyrics" compo a few years ago (that I was lucky enough to judge) and it is very funny....
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:45,
archived)
This
Was so fantastic, I shall delete my fail related post.
Without it, I would not have nearly died laughing in my kitchen at 3am =]
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:55,
archived)
I can never hear Carmina Burana now without singing along
Nicking footballs from gaylords hehehehehe.
That was one of the best compos ever and so difficult to judge as there were so many top entries. The winner was easy though :)
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:57,
archived)
That was the bit that nearly made me drop a knife on my foot.
I was emptying the dishwasher and not paying attention to what I was doing.
If I was mamed in a situation like this, it would be a fucking ace story.
"Well, I saw a a flashing picture of a choir with Carmina Burana playing, with the text 'Nicking footballs from gaylords'. Then I dropped a knife on my toe."
(MrPineapple.co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:02,
archived)
bless your pants for reposting this.
it is grand, miss.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 3:03,
archived)
(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:48,
archived)
The first guy in the cage
looks like the McDonald's guy. The purple character. I forget 'is name.
The second one made me laugh. I was watching Babar the other day! it made me so happy! :]
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:18,
archived)
THAT'S A CAGED LADY!
mcdonalds wut?
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:23,
archived)
You know how mcDonalds
has those characters, like the Hamburgalur and the clown and shit? They had twins that were supposed to be chicken nuggets, and they had a purple, blobby-thing, that was supposed to be a shake, I think.
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:28,
archived)
i googled. his name is grimace.
how perfect.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:33,
archived)
Hahah
oh wow!
(KillerkittiLike my coffee black, just like my metal,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:34,
archived)
Babarella is a classic now.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:19,
archived)
she's one of my favourites.
i did pearoast her a couple of times, and i'd have let her vanish but the compo begged for her.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:24,
archived)
I think by naming your first picture 'click...'
A lot of people with pop-up blockers aren't seeing it right now.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:20,
archived)
their loss is my gain.
or, i'd fix it but i'm lazy. is it really affecting viewing? i hate doing things.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:25,
archived)
It's pretty standard for Firefox.
Pretty much anyone on that is only seeing the second pic.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:28,
archived)
well crap.
thanks for pointing it out, i will rename in a moment.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:36,
archived)
and renamed.
thanks for the tip. i believe all seeing eyes should be forced to endure my nonsense.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:47,
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(Anthroapology__________________________________________________,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:04,
archived)
it's not quite like social-networking friends
it's more about being privy to what other people click on - if you and i were friends (fat chance) i'd be able to view everything you clicked "i like this" to.
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:55,
archived)
(TBLI posted this on,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:57,
archived)
but change scares me
i ask people what's inside rooms before i enter them. i ask people which floor the elevator is going to first before i get in, and all the heights of all the waiters and waitresses at restaurants in decreasing order before i go inside.
go into doggie submission wash your hands three times a day always do what your mother would say brush your teeth in the following way wash your hands three times a day
(CakieRose from the dead on,
Wed 21 Nov 2007, 2:05,
archived)