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Here, have this.

In Widescreen.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

hee hee!

Clever autobots.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

Arf!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

Joke :

A Nun, a Priest and The Pottery Fonz all walk into a bar. The Nun orders a Bloody Mary. The Priest orders a Buckfast.
The Pottery Fonz is too cool for booze and stands in the corner pestering some teenagers

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

doesn't he smash his hand into tiny pieces

everytimes he hits the jukebox?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

The jukebox is also

made of pottery

Also, two of his three thumbs are real

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

and he hangs around with

pots-y

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

FUNY | NOT FUNNY

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

FUNES!

funes

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:08, archived)

BLARP

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

I'd like to imagine the Pottery Fonz

molesting the Terracotta Army

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

i went to see them

it was alright

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

given that I work 6 feet from the museum

I'd like to get round to seeing them but have not as yet

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:19, archived)

are you the guy who sells hot dogs?

you looked different

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gravytrain, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:20, archived)

It's good isn't it?

I get through a lot of lard and pigeon shit each morning to achieve that look

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

YOU ARE A NONSENSE

BUT I LOVE YOU

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McBadger COW, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:21, archived)

Pure

*click*ing action

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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:16, archived)

End of day doodle.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

Silly rabbitlady

bunnies not wear pants. bunnies wear fur and a goofy smile.

The teases.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

there's lots of bunnies near where i work

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

shoot them and eat them

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

will do

*loads shotgun*

shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

i'm hunting wabbits

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

i have a brace of pheasents to pluck and draw this evening.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

Never had game

not really enough places to get it despite growing up in the sticks. What's pheasant like? (apart from like chicken)

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

gamey

for want of a better word.

these two are destined for the pot.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

I got game.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

NO THANKS

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Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

YAYAYAYA.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

Well hellloooo....

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

i now have teh fear of rabbits.

i shall wear a metal plate to protect my arse when i go to work tomorrow, it will stop their tentacles from getting in. (i work in a petstore)

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

Question :

What's teracotta coloured, and lives in a 1960's themed juice bar pestering teenage kids?
Answer : The Pottery Fonz. Aaaaayyyyyy!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

Did you really just come up with that on your own?

Think carefully before answering.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

Yes/No

Question : What came first, The Pottery Fonz or the egg?
Answer : The egg

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

Y/N:

Is it or is it not a pottery egg?

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:07, archived)

It's a both egg

Laid by Ian Botham

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

The solid or gaseous variation?

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:11, archived)

Does she still shimmy into them the same way she shimmies out of them?

just wondering...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

Well, she's just lovely.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

I toyed with the idea of making a metal box

but became despondent when I remembered the last time I tried to make a metal box.
thank you for your splendid pictures.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:42, archived)

Inspired by EvilScary's stuff

I thought I'd fire up Illustrator for 5 minutes. As you can probably tell.

Click for ebsolootely bladdy hayuge(48KB)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

why link it?

it's a nice cattypillar

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

'Cos he is so big

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:01, archived)

resixe him by 280px wide then!

he's less than 50k, so he is fab!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:04, archived)

Who's a naughty fella? Who's a naughty fella?

/Ken Korda

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

he is ace

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

Broam broam

pottery fonz!
I AM THE POTTERY FONZ!

Question : What has three thumbs (one of which is made of clay) and goes "Aaaaayyyyyy!"
Answer : The Pottery Fonz

Question : How many Pottery Fonzes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer : Aaaaaaayyyyyyy!

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The Neville What what what, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

where does he keep his pottery thumb?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:18, archived)

great scott!

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Pfftt...

* clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

oh dear!

woo

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

Great Scott!

top stuff.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

Hahahahaha

Reminds me of Raffles The Gentleman Thug.

"Extract your decottalage, extract your decottalage, extract your decottalage for the delectation of the gentlemen herepresent!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

Did you ever see the diary of Samuel L Peyps?

"He was recalcitrant to pass to me his goods, so I stood upon his head that he might better hear me"

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:17, archived)

That's 88 miles per hour!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

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Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

haha

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

Hahahaha

I have this feeling I will be saying 'Henceforth' lots now

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:56, archived)

its a beautiful thing.

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:08, archived)

egad!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)

Brilliants

I hope these remain frequent.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

SuperTOATS!

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

I'm going to stab you.

HARD.

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Cae1, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

i can feel the love in this room

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

Hahahaha

They didn't know it was you until you said that.

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

Err... Look at my display pic,

I only posted that the other day.

OH YEH

*STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB**STAB*

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Cae1, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

Is that your fringe?

All of it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

I straightened my hair afew months ago and thought "LOL"

So i photo'd it.

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Cae1, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

is that you hair...

I thought is was your pet, three toed sloth?

* Well that messed this post up then...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

Are you wearing lipgloss and eyeliner?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

....no

*smears*

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

I think his toupee slipped

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

ouch and also zing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

So you did.

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

How the fewk do you do noses?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

On a vector.

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Cae1, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)

Why am I looking at your private joke?

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

^this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

this is crap

'ning squire!

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

Yeah it is..sorry everyone. Especially Caewan.

Howdy :) How are you?

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

I eat therefore I am.

You?

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

I'm fiiiiiine ta

Had a mock GCSE today.
I missed out a few, and can now get a potential 80/100.
I expect I got about 12.
But then again, it was maths, so I can expect to do very well.

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:05, archived)

we had a real science one the other day.

the GCSEs are the shit.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:15, archived)

...Yes

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

Why am I looking at a picture... etc

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

RIS

God edit: 1.7mb = no

what is this?

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

What the fuck?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

What's going on in that source video?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

I don't know i found it on electric retard

IT MAKES ME SCARED

i think it's from some sort of christian thing

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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

Yeah

I couldn't tell the name of it, but it was some sort of report on the cultivation (if you will) of kids in these Christian ministries and the absolutely horrifying fervor they go about using to get these kids indoctrinated (read: brainwashed) in the faith. Frightening stuff.

I really like the lizard head though.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

Oh now this is masterful.

You for Turner Prize.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

that's awesome

but waaaaaaaaaaaay too big

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

thank god

*worships*

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:00, archived)

so you thought hey I'll post a picture of a b3tan on the internet without asking permission first?

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

If I post pictures of you without prior permission am I a cock too?

Not that I have any, of course. That bustle in your hedgerow definitely wasn't me.

Definitely wasn't me. NO.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

release the hounds she's back!!!*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:57, archived)

I fear not your silly hounds

*releases the beef*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:58, archived)

what

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Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

TARGET: b3ta

MEANS: attention-seeking missile
RESULT: failed

RETRY? Y/N

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

RETRY: SUCCESSFUL

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:06, archived)

PW attacks with: TOATS

the attack is EFFECTIVE

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:37, archived)

Ha!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:13, archived)

Never go on a blind date in Venice

please excuse me

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

She can see right through him.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

poke her in the eyes!

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Stab him repeatedly in the eyes with a white-hot set of car keys

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

it would just melt the plastic of mine and burn my fingers

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

i absolutely love your name very nice

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

it took me a very looooooooooong time

I though she was waiting alone, for the blind guy ha dfallen in a canal.

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

Does that happen alot?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

you have to scuba dive in order to see blind venetian!

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:03, archived)

his name is Kurt N.

AICMFP

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Jamaica

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:34, archived)

Nope.

She went of her own accord.

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Pfftt...

* I havn't heard that joke of seconds....

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

Alaska!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

Birmingham

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

Mornington Crescent!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:46, archived)

Mornington sonic

* bollocks, it's noon isn't it...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

Hahaha

That seemed to take to long

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

I should have posted an "awful pun" warning

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:38, archived)

i need to get my eyes checked.

this is teh woo

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head-doctor ololololo, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

good thinking batman

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

LOOK OUT!

HE'S GOING TO DRAPE HER!
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

how can you be curtain?

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

Pull yourself together!

Sorry I didn't mean to be a pane . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

I'd spang you on the head, hard.

but you're probably wearing a pelmet, anyway.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:47, archived)

If you spanged me twice

I'd have that double glazed over look
or summat!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:52, archived)

It's not worth the tassel

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:55, archived)

Is that Alanis of Morrissette?

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:43, archived)

No.

Ironically.

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:48, archived)

dunno...

Just a random "woman stood up at meal" according to Jupiter Images...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

Blimey, she has fell on hard times then.

In my day she was some sort of angst-ridden rock/pop starlet.

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ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)

shame on me.

Took me too long to figure it out.
btw *spangs!* :D

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:20, archived)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

teehee!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

Arf!

WOO!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

THAT IS ACE! I hope these become a series

WOO YAY

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

i must congratulate you on your elegant verbosity

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:28, archived)

I wanted to click the "I Endorse This" button

but couldn't find it.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)

It's between the

'cease displaying this futile pap' and 'deign to grace this item with a considered response' buttons.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

You're ever-so-much-better at this than I am.

I shan't be clicking your "Act as though this person has ceased to exist" button.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:50, archived)

aithankyou

*bows elaborately*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:51, archived)

Oh my!

/ Resists urge to say it...

/ Resists...

/ Realizes resistance is futile!

"while you're down there..."

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:54, archived)

No problem at all

*ties shoelaces*

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:02, archived)

...together?

Damn!

/Trips, falls, breaks neck.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:09, archived)

Is it the same film

just much better written?

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

I find this thoroughly amusing

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

hehe remind me of this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlJsPEgXhC0

(That Random Guy, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:41, archived)

"this whole is quite fine good!"

genius

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

Hyper Froggy

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

oi loikes et!

EDIT: in fact, reminds me of me right about now! cafeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiinnne!!!!!!

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Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

has he been licking that big frog?

lets have a go..
*licks*

great, now i has wartsh on my tongue!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

And this is different, how...?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

*bitchslaps*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

WOW!!

my hero!
what are you after?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

shut it warty tongue!

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

erk!

save me heffrey!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

He's not feeling very minky, is he?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

haha, Bast*rd!

tea on table, narrowly avoiding work laptop :oS

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 17:42, archived)

oral from your warty tongue

he like the way it feels.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

they're usually found... you know...

down there..
*points*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

Absolute YES!!!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

HAPPY HYPER COFFEE FROG!

Woo!

How are you today JJ?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

Just peachy.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

Glad to hear it

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

you're all fuzzy?

*shaves*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

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Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Ace! Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

if i tole you once, i done tole you a million times, i loves ya! who loves ya?

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Just Flange, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

i would pfft! this, but i don't think you deserve it.

oh go on then, just a little one!
pffft!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

I FEEL WITH YOOOOOOOOU!

/6th mug today

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

WO!

these are splendid, i love them, but not in a yiffy way.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

HE IS SAYING HI FROM THE INTERNET.

I wonder if there's anyone left who likes paint cats?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

Crikey!

that MS Paintwork is ace.

ACE I tell ya!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Haha, taaah!

'Noon!

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

'nin... oon!

Christ... 4 already? What happened to the day?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

That's what happens at the pub.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

pub? If only...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

he can appear on my first album

THAT'S how much I like him!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

what instrument does he play

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

He's an expert spoonist.

He's can sing too :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

MY GOD

the fusion of scratch DJ and spoons has never been tried before - I'm sure there's no reason why...

This is going to be the best album I've ever made

:D

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

I can feel a definite SUCCESS on our hands.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Pink Oboe

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

O_o

haha!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Well fuck me blue.

Has he been oboe-ing you on the side?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

*fucks you blue*

*whispers in ear*

yes

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

excellent!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

yyyyeeeeeeEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

I LURVE all manner of Paint animules . . .

Woo! and laydeeees
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

WOW.

That's absolutely astounding, sir.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

needs more toilet

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:26, archived)

paint? As in MSPaint?

Wow! You are a god!

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

yes

but I'm not a god
Cheers!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

this is many a woo!

best tamagotchi ever

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:37, archived)

I dropped mine in milk once.

It still lived. True storeh!

:D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

I declare the next 5 minutes to be Real Screenshot Monday for just 5 minutes

from play.com best seller book list

Coincidence? Well yes, but hmmm....

This ham was touched by Griffy Savalas 2007

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Cracking!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

Hammondtoucher

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

pfft

hamtoucher

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

haha!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

Hahaha!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

*spots*

*pelts over*
*hides face on chest*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

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Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

hahaha

not worth its own tread,

bindun?

Ris?

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Turdos last had the shites, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

hahaa

Big Ted Akbar!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

Arf!

*burns Denmark*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

smokes bacon

mmmmmm
pigs
most versatile of all animals etc

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:20, archived)

Mmmmm...

trotter.

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:22, archived)

was worth its own thread

burns stuff anyway

(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

eeee fanks

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Turdos last had the shites, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:30, archived)

people are self important morons

/ac

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

Not a screenshot but:

Friend brought back lots of sachets of sugar stolen from cafes from her recent holiday to Barcelona. She had been using these for weeks and hadn't noticed the obvious. I mean, has she got "pfffft"-proof glasses or what??

Apologies for the frankly shocking quality of this pic.

edit: Obviously this has not just been noticed by yours truly: www.bugbitten.com/photos/Europe/becstork/Barcelona/65655-10705-2317619.html

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

hahaha!!

nearly as good as the krack nuggets mum and dad bought me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

Your uncle Dave got some of those too, but he didn't seem as chuffed as you

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

i'm a very appreciative person.

i'm always surprised when someone thinks of me!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

*thinks about ives for a sec*

well.... that was.... umm... informative...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

was it good for you too?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

I'm not sure...

I mean, it was nice and all, but now I appear to be covered in a salty residue...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

it'll dry.....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

*shrivels*

_{_{HELP! I AM BUT A TINY PRUNE OF A MAN! _{HELP! _{HEEEELLLLLPPP!!!}}}}

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

well

the street value of Calpol has gone up sooo much

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

i've to resort to dressing as a toddler and going into A&E until they give me hit!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

Someone call Social Services!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

erk!

rumbled!

have you got your portsmouth move date yet?
i'm out in fareham tomorrow if you're quick...
;)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

Can't do tomorrow, I've got a rehearsal in London Village...

We'll have to move after Chrimble I think...

once I've got a job somewhere remotely near Portsmouth...

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

*pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttttttts*

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

Pfft!

Have some Danish wine gums that a friend brought me...

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

i still have.....

single bed duvet covers with that logo on for sale!

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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

"Zucher mit löffel"?

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pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

meh

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

I know about those road restaurants

I remember seeing one on my way to our holidays. I wanted to take a photo to post it here, I knew somebody would laugh about it. I didn't, but I took a photo of something much better. I've been waiting too long to post it on b3ta

(Nissun, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 18:46, archived)

Suddenly...

...everyone panicked.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

The expressions there are priceless!

Noon sir! Good Weekend? How sthe health? Improving at all?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)

'Noon.

Weekend was pretty awful (worse for NurseWhen & Ripley the Kitten, they were the ones projectile vomiting). Sat on my top hat. Long story. Not a happy chappie.

Fuck it, at least I'm not sicky.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:49, archived)

...yet :D

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

*likes*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

Excellent

he exclaimed panicking

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:47, archived)

Hurrah!

'nings Dear Doctor.

Fare thee well?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

The cough has almost gone.

Are you well, ginger King of the Strings?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

Yaaaay

This contains an excellent amount of D:

(

Shada, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

Ahaa!

WHAT? :D

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Ttssattsr, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

Oi! Who was that?!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

ARRRRRRRRRRRGHH!

HAMBLE!

*flees*
EVIL!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:37, archived)

Hamble looks the most guilty

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

Freakyest doll in the history of everything

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Who's Hamble?

'Ning all!

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

scary looking evil doll

bottom right

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TBL I posted this on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:42, archived)

Oh, you mean

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

the evilest doll that ever lived

bottom right

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

^The one that looks chinese?

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

yes

how we used to do it, back in the day

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Nah, Playdays was better.

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

n00b

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slight yoinks!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

the first mong on telly

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

hahahahaha

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:46, archived)

Little Ted

looks like he is going to a gay bar. Big Ted too now I think of it...

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Staticgirl, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

Why was she called Hamble anyway?

It's a silly name for a doll.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

'cause they ARRRRR

/wrong punchline

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ClanSoul, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

It could have turned out so differently

...thought Gollum. :¬\

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Ooh Top shoppery!

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

argh!!!

kill it!!

was this a nice card, or some sort of goatse thing?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

It was a nice card for my 2 y.o.

It was the Pinky Ponk

EDIT: goatse, lol. That'd be funny.

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:28, archived)

ahhh

cool..

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

You've only got like a 1 in 7 chance of it being shown apparently

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

really.

i suppose the other six get sold to dopey millionaires so they can supplement the tv license

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

top shop!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

hahaha!!

i did do a LOL!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

It was quite a quick lol too!

If only you could eat Jaffa caykes that quickly . . .
Hee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

TOP shop!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:36, archived)

squeezy squeezy

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

Jolly Jack?

Is that you?
err . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

enables

scrump defender!

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

squeeze the batty!

squeeze the batty!

come on mutley, squeeze the batty!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

*dubstep backing track*

lick it up, like ice cream

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

aaahhh yeah, aa know it!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Foot Restaurant Carpet Swimming Pool Sunglasses Sword Airport

Click it to big it - poss. nsfw

Over and out.

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

Something very very wrong happened there.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

victoria beckham?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

far too fat to be victoria beckham

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

Hahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

these are very very good

VV00 `|/-\`|

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

very Ronald Searle

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

nice...

...period?

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

There was a colour dilemma.

Big trouble in little china town!

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Tiggy Twitchin', Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

tis

nice

(BobMonkhouse is a lacist, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

what ?

(picitujeromanov, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

really rather good

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

These pictures are great

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fuscous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:19, archived)

MUM!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

(akzidenz grotesk, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Phwoar!

What a hose beast!

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Weetobix, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Dave?

Woo yay

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

You can just picture Henry fwapping furiously in the cupboard under the stairs

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

She's a ropey slapper.

Her hose is all distended like.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

hahaha

what

bet it got some sucking power

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Is that a D40?

I'm not sure I agree with the D40. :/

(

wheelybird mreee!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:32, archived)

nudge nudge

wink wink

(

fuscous, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:43, archived)

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

what-what-what?!

good day to you sir!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:01, archived)

doffs cap*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

'ello my loverly!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

hulloes!

you are a jaffa cake fail i hear hehe

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:05, archived)

I HATE YOU ALL!!!

*storms off*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!

*sex-glomp*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

*satisfies*

*with many orgasms*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

*lights cigarette*

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

that's a neat trick

i've seen the ping pong ball trick but never that one.
*impressed*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:24, archived)

oh, you'll be sorry!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

you fool!

that's not a mink trap

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

lets find out

*shoves minks head in*
SNAP!
that'll do me.
*mops blood up*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

He'll be back

...and in greater numbers.

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

it's going to sound great

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

*swarms over b3ta eating everything*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

erm...

you're supposed to be a vocal harmony group!

stop eating eveything - you're not Boyz II Men you know.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

*forms a barbershop quartet*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

~~forms~~ services

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:14, archived)

"...you'll have to wait until one of the other three is finished...

I just can't fit you in..."

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

is there a way we can stop them breeding?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

take off and nuke them from space?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

nah, i've got my 'nuke B gone' brolly

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

Hee hee

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

grrr!!

*buys plane ticket*
billy big slaps for you my boy!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

he died while he was doing it

so I think that's a bit insensitive!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

he died?

I heard he didn't even throw up. Lightweight!

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

have you seen him?

he's like Archer from Gladiators, but better looking and ginger!

I would.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

what have i done to deserve this....

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

What are you, some sort of Pet Shop Boy?

(

Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

a what?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

Here ya go, youngster.

wm11.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:g9fqxqr5ldhe

Where's Flowerpot when I need her?

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:38, archived)

*snogs*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7819231

(

Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7819244

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7819255

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Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/7819295

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

what what old bean!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

I say, good chap...

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

A bushy moustache is the sign of a true gentleman

Fact.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

"He never speaks of himself except when compelled, never defends himself by a mere retort, he has no ears for slander or gossip, is scrupulous in imputing motives to those who interfere with him, and interprets everything for the best. "

www.victorianstation.com/gentle.html

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

...or just has a bushy moustache.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

None of the above applies to kittens, however

they have their own etiquette

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

Up to no good!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

Arch Nemesis!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

Kitten fear!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

that's a bit wrong.

everybody knows jack the ripper was a canine. it is fact.

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Mr. Johnson, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

hahaha!!

another port Major Sparrow?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

you there,

bring me a boy to flog and be quick about it!

WOO YAY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

Yay, good Sir

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

What what?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

'ningles doctor!!

this bash of yours...
will we have to wear some sort of costume?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

You don't HAVE to...

...but I always appreciate it.

There will be many people there in their finest frocks.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

This is making my medication work.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

I say!

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collapsibletank procreates, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:06, archived)

What ho!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

No paper hat or napkin,

....but the moustache is there, therefore 33.3% Dick Beattie

(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

Ah ha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 14:59, archived)

hahahahahahahaha!

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

...

He gets around, that chap

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

Hahahahaha

WTF! *fears*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:02, archived)

wtf is the 18th month?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 19:24, archived)

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

his eyebrows are so DARK

... that's right - look smug while you can!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 15:00, archived)

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