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[challenge entry] Poor little thing...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# nice winehouseteeth
or are they really like that?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, they're really like that.
Here's the proof...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# it must be
the influence of too much moonshine
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I recognise that source pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
#
Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Arf! you're ace
*clicks yet-a-bloody-'gain*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
You're FAB!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# My 1st DTH stamp of approval!!!
Excellent!
: )

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I don't give 'em out lightly . . .
Thanks to freebs he maded it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I've never had one
*cries*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# *stamps on Mrs Trellis' prize conker*
There!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# If you're stamping on conkers,
I don't want anything, thanks! I might want kids someday :S

Good 'noon to you all!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# dth
that image is vaguely disturbing. I don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Is it 'cos my thumb's biggar than ma heeeed?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hahahaha!!
thats all the good!!

the bastards here!! it's friday and the boss is off, so i thought i'd be able to rape the stats, but they keep making me w*rk!!

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *comforts*
I was wondering where you were
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# quick!
hide me!
*crawls under coat*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *hides*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# where've you gone?
DAD!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# No fool, I hid you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# where am i!!
MUM!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Do you see a light son?
GO INTO IT SON, GO INTO THE LIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *walks into lamp*
ouch!
oh, ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *finds*
*alerts authorities Henry*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Henry?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:13, archived)
# IVES AND HENRY SITTING INNA TREE!
S-U-C-K-I-N-G!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *retrieves Blunderbuss*
you can run but you can't hide!!
BOOM!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Little does Ives know I loaded his blunderbus with special brew!

C'mon ya little weed! Shoot me in the gob!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *uses Blunderbuss butt on gob*
SMACK!
'ave it!!!
*dances round corpse*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Mmmm!
Little does Ives know but I changed his gun butt for a yummy licquorice one


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# *stuffs full of liquorice and booze*
haha!!
heart burn from hell!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# I'm going to have to leave for a while I think
You're all making me Wheeze-Laugh at work and I can't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Little does Dix know
but I swapped his lungs with his testicles


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# *breathes spunk into your face*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:27, archived)
# come back!!
we'll be boring!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# This set me off again
I'm off to lunch - tra leutz
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# bring me back a sammich!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *relishes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *mayonnaises*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# *glooms*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] poor hammy

quick and grisly for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Aww!`
He fell asleep at the wheel . . .Woo!

EDIT: Lovely splattage!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# JESSIE! *curls round neck*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Wotcha Minks
How's it hangin'...aside from small and furry :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# It's like the London eye \o/

Edit: Cheers mister ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Here . . .

\\



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# should never have thought he could drive that rocket-propelled wheel
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i was going to do that
but 250k is not enough to do it justice
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Hypnotic
woo...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# surely if it goes fast enough
it would shrink into some kind of singularity?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Hahahaha :)
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# yayay
that is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Who's he gone and shagged now?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
#
woot!
(SquidHead, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Wheeeeeeeeeee! RETRO!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Your mother's Maiden name was Buttmead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# no, it's the street I first lived in
it's the street I first lived in

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Heheheh
comedy street names ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Comedy?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# It's slang for the buttocks!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well, DUH!
DUH!What's funny about buttocks we've all got them!?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# well, we've all got a funny bone, and i'm sure we'll all agree, they're hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# I dunno about hilarious
They're certainly humorous!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *spangs*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# OW!
Why pick on me!? I'm not the ulna one punning


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Because jaw the nearest
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Right! That's it!
you've put me in a right skull-k now


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Snap out of it Dave, or I'll socket to you
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Have you got a bone to pick with Dave in particular...
...or are you going after anyone within a certain radius?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Pffft!
I'm really struggling with these.

I can't believe I set you all off
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *marrows eyes*
Just you try it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# What the fracture on about?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I dunno . . .
I'm plastered


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Don't take it personally...
we're just carp(al)ing on...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# yes you are.
stop telling fib(ula)s.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# I was just ribbing


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# True,
but they're not all associated with the production of honey-based alcoholic beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I used to live near a 'Butthole Road'
I always used to think it would be harsh to live at number two, everyone would think you were taking the piss (so to speak) when you had to give your address.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *juveniles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I've got to go to Sandwell for Christmas
I'll take a photo of it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Please do this, and post it, and gaz me =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# My sister-in-law lives on Mincing Lane, fact.
*titters school-boyishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *hits with ruler*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *breaks ruler*
Haha, bet you wish you'd got one of those non-shatter ones now, don't you?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# erm . . .
that wasn't the ruler that broke . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# I live a 5 minute drive from Bell End
and I think KSS used to live there.

It's less hi-larious after 24 years. Cocks in Cornwall still makes me laugh though.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# *pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# nooooo
surely
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:50, archived)
# That ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)
# best place name ever
that area is full of mental names for its places, like beeswing, and haugh of urr
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:56, archived)
# ahh
Version I did was with 1st Pet name / Mother's Maiden Name.

Your Version my porn name is Jessie Bridge.

I sound like I should be a 70 year old porn star.

edit: My version: Jessie Tonks. O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# Hey. HEY. We've been over this
I was never your god damn pet!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# no, no of COURSE not, dear . . .
no of COURSE not dear . . .*patronises*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# *sulks*
*goes to her basket*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# *cuddels*
SO QUOOTE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Dixon version = Vlad Kebby
DTH version = Vlad Belvoir

Belvoir is pronounced Beaver. ergo DTH version wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I'd be Penny Lower on that system
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Describes your special talents in the film too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Mine is
Lou-Lou Fenland...:(

Edit: Dixon version

Lou-Lou Pearson.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Burlesque!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# waves
fans provocativly, yet tastefully.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Goldilocks Hubbard
or Goldilocks Magna
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# ooh 2nd one for sure
The 1st one sounds like you can star alongside me as Jessie Bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# =)
Dixon Version: Prince O'Connell

DtH version: Prince Parsonage

O_o They both work better the other way round. O'Connell Prince sounds like some gangsta rapper's real name =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I like the first one
But then again I have a briefly soft spot for Irish blokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hurrah!
Well now Dixon, top o' the mornin' to you!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Fantastic
Now you just need the thick dark hair, green eyes and you're all set :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# *puts green contact lenses in*
Thick dark hair, you say?

Hmmm...

*goes back to drawing board*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Cor, me too
I've been explicitly banned from meeting his maternal grandfather until or relationship gets strong enough for me not to pounce anyone with a Northern Irish accent ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
#
Southern will do me mighty foine
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Either one will get me a quiver
But Nort' has it down for the harsher element

*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Don't let my Grandad hear you saying that...
...he's from Dublin!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# So you at least have Irish blood in yer, young fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Oh my, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# / Professor Farnsworth
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Hah, I wont, but I still don't care
*goes back to looking for his phone book*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# You'd get sued for either version :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *identitythefts*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Hope you have better luck with it than I did
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Yay!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee! RETRO!
RETRO ON THE FUCKING MOON!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# they are space hoppers, after all
they frequently visit the moon
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Proof!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# At first I thought that was a dead one trapped under the space ship
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# He's not wearing a spacesuit
Which, due to the lack of lunar atmosphere is causing his oxygen-starved colon to distend grotesquely from his anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# wtf?!
"Is causing his... colon to distend... from her anus"?!

How the fuck does that work?

Cor, I'm all aroused now =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Your green contact lenses must have slipped.
ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# How queer!
I was sure it said... oh, never mind.

*removes eyes*

*leaves lenses in*

That's better!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Aw... Nice.
Brings back some great memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# boing
best dog toy ever, especially for tiny dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Hehehe!
nah


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# I miss 4rthur.
I bet you lot do too, since I am here more now.

Actually, anyone want to make a video for me? I have the raw footage and the sounds, as well as a first draft, but I am shit at it.

Gaz me!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# My sister's porn name is Ginger Rogers
100% true
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# By this, do you mean
that your sister is a porn star? What videos has she been in?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Well, I've seen 'Follow the Fleet'
I've seen 'Follow the Fleet'but I don't remember much hawt action . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# plenty of seamen though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# You remember her and all the sailors, right?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# that's great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Hurrah!
Now do a Chopper :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# ok
Chopper!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Mictob.....?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Fnarr!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
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(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Not real, either
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# good observation..
i must've photoshopped it
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:52, archived)
# Needs more girl band

Er, or maybe not.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:54, archived)
# heh heh
very nice :D
(The Reverend annoying the regulars since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I am so glad this happened to them
bunch of nouty hooers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# ha ha ha
well, that was unexpected
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# i wasn't expecting that unexpected shark
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The long winded way...



(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# That bear is underage!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# =O
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# manley?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# *still loves*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Pfft
*crap bear pun*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Meh!
Could be W-Ursa . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# That is the Polar opposite
of a crap pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# there's no need to get grizzly over it
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# he's just panda-ing to public opinion
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Aw, this is a Kodiak moment
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha!
oddly i have a panda image on the go as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# That knighthood isn't in the bag yet fella (saw your comment yesterday)
but a result has occured :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# prey tell us more.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# There is a happy ending
and i'm now off to stuff my face with pizza down in Camden :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I've jsut had the best laugh yet with this over an email reply they let slip through to me :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:01, archived)
# So listening to Chris Moyles this morning led me to look at the photos on his site
and he pointed out this one which he said was a bit rubbish:

www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/11/30/32603_2.jpg

So I made it betterer...



Still got Moyles in it but at least the pigeon looks better. BBC graphics department 0 b3ta 2 (here I am including Coast of Yemen's Goatse Olympics)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# By default
any pic featuring Moyles is a bit rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# unless he features in the 'animal suicides' competition
we could class him with the animals, couldn't we? i don't feel comfortable with him being considered as a human
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I like 'im :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Moyles: Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Congrats!
First ever pic of yours I've hidden C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Come on, you love Moyles as much as the next man*




* The next man being Doctor When.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha.
*contacts de agostini with a partwork idea*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Don't know about you...
...but I really don't want whatever they're giving away on the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# sweat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# unless it's a little bit of moyles that they cut off him every week
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Top shoppery there
I thought it was a real pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Wow,
just say your name and you appear. :D

Did you mean the original or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *lurks*
Yours, obviously :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Well I wasn't sure,
I did check for sarcasm tags but there were none to be found.

In that case, thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Heh
I guess I ought to have 'sincere' tags
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# yeah. i got confused
top work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# get back in your toybox, Mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I think a great b3ta mini challenge would be
to go round to all toy shops in you local area and stick 'Hi, my name is Muhammed' stickers on all the teddy bears and then watch and photograph the ensuing panic as shop staff run around trying to peel them all off before a fatwa is issued on the shop owners.

All documented anonymously on the internet of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah, that'd be ace
but it may lead to serious stuff unfortunately. Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hm, that gives me an idea
Namely, the one you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Feel free,
just don't mention me in any court case that may arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I can't stand this Moyles person.
And therefore anyone that likes him is wrong and sick, and should be whispered about while they're in the room.

This will be made law very, very soon now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It's really only because
I can't stand commercial radio and can't be bothered with any other national radio station in the morning.

And yes, that includes Radio 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Someone I work with just told me Jaffacakes
are called 'Jaffacakes' and not 'Jaffa biscuits' because it's a tax break
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I've heard that before.
It's was at breakfast after the last Derby bash in fact.

Chunderbunny told us =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I find facts like this full of intrigue
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# they were always called jaffa cakes, i think
but there was a court case ages ago to confirm that they were cakes, not biscuits. (and so exempt from vat or something? why are biscuits considered taxable, but cakes a non-taxable essential food?)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# biscuits are not taxable
but CHOCOLATE COVERED biscuits are a luxury item and hence are
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ahh
it all makes a kind of sense
chocolate-covering is too much a part of many cakes for it to be considered additional luxury
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# And chocolate covered cake
isn't a luxury?

What about chocolate covered Kate? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# what about if the chocolate is on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# and how much additional covering of something else
would you have to put on top of a chocolate covering for it no longer to be considered chocolate-covered?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# It's a government conspiracy to destroy the biscuit industry
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i found this out from wikipedia this very week
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# moyles can kiss my fez
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that's really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Something about beagles smoking themselves to death...
but I got bored and left it like this...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Snoopy FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# dogs love tobacco.
it's very good for them

hats too.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Xerxes has a last name.
It is Huffington.
(Rogue Sausage, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# I have no idea why
Your title and this image just made me laugh like Muttley with bronchitus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ...and a good single malt.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# he looks like
it's friday afternoon, just after the ftse's closed, he's had a successful week, and he's considering buying belgium
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Ning, peeps.
This, of course, won't make a bit of sense unless you ever payed Alex the Kid

What kind of end-of-week calibre thing should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Draw Ferrari Scarlet!
Oh and repost your suicide hamster for the compo . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# A gargantuan sentient cock with teeth and fangs and jaws.
It's spurting spunky blasts into the eyes of widows and devouring tables and chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# That reminds me of some comic I read as a kid
Some kid with a companion who was a huge robotic hand that moved around on a huge ballbearing.

Anyone know what I am talking about? anyone?

mew
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)
# You're LOCO senór :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# señor?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# HEY
I only just figured out how to type these things, don't go harshing my buzz with correct usage!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I'm truly sorry.

How can I make up for it? Shall I sever an appendage of some sort?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# No. Just leave my sight


and some of your pictures to look at. Leave them too
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Off I go then.
You can have this picture: www.wheelybird.com/files/sunbot.gif
because it's in colour, and it was generally ignored when posted because it was stuck between the two fancy-pants CGI efforts of the Lucasfilm team (Happy Toast and t'other bloke).
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Hah!
That's so ace I had to tell my missus to look too.

Poor earth is doomed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Haha, I just did a huge real lol =)
And Jess can confirm this, I was on the phone to her at the time =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Hahah...busted
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Robotic hand on a huge ball bearing?
I remember that!

Oh, no actually I was thinking of Knight Rider. Sorry! ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:31, archived)
# This might be some no-help:
www.google.co.uk/search?q=comic+kid+companion+robotic+hand+on+huge+ball+bearing
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# this is my fav result for that on Google Images
blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/26/hiroshi_ishiguro_ge_258984c.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# JEEPING FECK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Excellent source!! :D haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ha! Done all the combinations I can think of - still nothing.. :/
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
#
a. something with tits
b. something with tits and squid tentacles
c. Denizens
d. something with tits and a hamster
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# a squid with tits
would work wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# probably
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# where would it's tits be?
a pair between each set of arms?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# What if every sucker on the tentacle was a tiny, perfectly-proportioned boob?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# how about
the body of the squid is a perfect breast and every sucker a foaming gash?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# Yep
That'd work
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# 'ning JJ
Are you well?

I'd like you to draw a beach scene.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hello Sailor
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Ooh, hello!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# More camp...
...than a row of pink tents, the lot of yer.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# ooh listen to 'er
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Right, that's it!
That's the last time I buy you tights, you cow.

Are you coming to my birthday bash? It's a Labour council and I have to have my quotas sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# I can't give a yay or a nay yet fella :(
I definitely want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I almost got a MS with Alex Kid as my first console
Fortunately I waited a couple of months and got a Megadrive with Sonic. Is The Neville around? I love his Alex Kid thing.
(Potatoman, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# A very small, terrified rodent
that has been taken in as a pet by the valkyries...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# A robotic monkey being 'polished'
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hazel Blears getting the anal pear
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Hah, and yet the comedy value remains even without the knowledge to make full sense of it ;)
Draw Scarlet as 'the one', preferably with speeding bullets coming at her

She should be fine, she's a SCEINCETIST
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS REQUEST
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I ENDORSE THIS ENDORSEMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# nothing like a good bit of mutual endorsing on a friday morning, is there?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# ^ this
^ this

^ this

^ this

^   t h i s
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Oh, yes!
Science tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# I would like to see Asterix and Obelix in your style please
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# you could at least ask nicely ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# I know! I know!
Draw the curtins. Hehehehehehehehehe.

...or you could do one of your ace game reviews... for SCRABBLE! (with tits)
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Draw one of the members of he'ar'sa'y
in Jack in the Beanstalk at the Barbican centre. Tonight's performance is not going well as the fat dame probably portrayed by Rene out of Allo Allo or someone is fucked up on cherry brandy and randy as field full of hard-ons.

Not really knowing what he's doing he has pulled down the member of he'ar'sa'y's tights (I have no idea if he'ar'sa'y are male or female), hitched up his gown and is stabbing the he'ar'sa'y person about the buttocks with his enormously engorged and wierdly spiralled pizzle screaming, "OH NO HE FUCKING ISN'T" again and again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# christ, this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# HE'S BEHIND YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# OH NO HE FUCKING ISN'T

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Ah.
So you were at the Derngate last year too?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Magnum PI
*has unreasonable craving for the Selleck moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# a wistful elf girl in an airship
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:57, archived)
# you should draw
a b3ta family portrait
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)
# H-n'ted.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# needs more 'Perhaps!'
C];0) Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Needs more hallucinogens
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Hurrah!
Ace as ever Mr Bird =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# I clicked I like this
because I did
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# this one has to be my favourite:
b3ta.com/board/7170686
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Haha
Of course I love your work, wheely, don't get me wrong, ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# it looks like slimer's gangsta cousin
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)
# This is fucking brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.

I am envious of your talent and skills.

I wish I could come up with the stuff you come up with.

Therefore I must kill you.

Prepare to die.

Ahem.

Did I just type that out loud?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:32, archived)
# No, we were just listening really hard
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# *hides under desk*

There's no skill as such involved. Just a cheap tablet (Wacom Volito 2), free software (Inkscape on Ubuntu) and a little bit of patience.
Then the stories just splurge out of you as soon as you start doodling.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# We've all been there!
Woo and yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)
# This weeks Happy Friday Song is dedicated to TGA, but for you all!
but for you all!
Sing-a-longa!
Last week's


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# *excites*

Edit: I watched that through three times. These are feckin' epic sir, and I love how you interpret things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Thankles, m'laydee!
m'laydee!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# ^ I would like to be associated with the comments of the lovely miss Jessie
I was just thinking how ace your interpretations are =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Liar,
I was thinking how great his interpretations are first and you copied me.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# what about these interpretations?
*shows*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Dunno son, I can't understand them.
We need an interpreter over here, stat!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# *glomps*
*wraps around*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *succumbs willingly*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# *dances*
*sings*

Now do Grease!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:56, archived)
# genius
someone should case you in broze for properity
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# or at least wall me up in the cellar


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Richard O'Brian. Twisted genius.
Nicely done Sire.
although he's jumping and stepping the wrong way....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# WINNAR!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Haha, were you just waiting for some bastard pedant to point it out?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# allllll week
Hee! I finished this on Tuesday! You were lucky you didn't get a Happy Wednesday song!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I think you should do one all the time
Can I request one?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# please!
The list is always open!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Would you have serious objections to the Penis Song?
From Meaning of Life. That or 'I've got two legs' please :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# The only objection is I don't know them very well
and may not be able to play them loudly at work to time them . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Ah... bang goes my suggestion then...
Tripping Daisy - Sonic Bloom. A Friday song if ever I heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)
# never heard of it, soz
sozfind me an MP3 . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Ah, fair comment
You can't keep a horse in a lighthouse then?

Or P** P* B**** B** D******?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I hate the time warp
It's boil-in-the-bag perversion for sexually repressed accountants and first-year drama students with too many posters of Betty Blue, The Blues Brothers, Big Blue and Blue Velvet on their blue bloody walls.

/spaced
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Exactly!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I like it for that very reason
It's deviant sexuality in a socially acceptable way.
I hate that it has to be such an issue, but I love that the outlet exists. Small steps are better than none :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Exactly. You've gotta start somewhere...
you can't just jump straight in with that kind of thing. You might end up getting hurt....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# I dislike it for that very reason :D
"Deviant" sexuality nicely parceled up and safely put into the 'wacky & a bit naughty' pigeonhole
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# "put into the [...] naughty pigeonhole"
fnaar fnaar
oh, sorry. this is the kind of thing you were talking about. *gets back to planning to wow the whole marketing team with 'simply insane' antics at the office xmas party/team-building exercise. in comic sans*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# *hands you catalogue full of comedy wigs, oversized/undersized hats, inflatable penises and boxershorts with plastic arses stuck on the back*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# why do student poster sales always sell the same things, year after year?
is there just one company who makes them all?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Nahh, that's just silly talk
*calls printers and informs them someone might be onto our scheme*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# code red! code red!
looks like we're going to have to drop the whole line of "take me to your dealer" aliens with giant spliffs
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# *drapes huge USSR flag over pallet of Chimp Sitting On the Toilet posters*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)
# *asks for the following offences to be taken into account*:
that oasis one with them all lounging on a bed
trainspotting
pulp fiction
something with a whale on
they were cheap, and my walls were bare
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# I never had posters on my walls as a teenager - I just tore out full page adverts for Spectrum computer games out of 'Crash' and put them on the wall O_o
However, I currently have a large poster on my bedroom wall of Alex the Lion from the film Madagascar posing and saying "Who's the Lion?"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)
# like the
take me to your dealer alien
(Mallet Mallet, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)
# ach! mindpiss
(if you don't understand that term yet, you will soon)
or possibly just that there is no more hated poster than that one (at least since the early '90s magic eye craze)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I have a particular dislike for Che Guevara posters
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I hear Simon Pegg is a big fan of b3ta
so could be one of us....

J'ACCUSE!! *points*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# ^there he is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Get 'im!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Thats what I was going to say!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Oh yes!
That's super!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# YAY! Excellent work, Mr Hat.
I however agree with Mr. Tiger's comment up there ^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# I dunno about perversion . . .
to me it's a happy song!

*shrugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)
# All that singing about 'pelvic thrusts'
It's soooOOoOOoo naughty :D

I love the fact that so much obvious work goes into your Happy Friday Song Anims - Most appreciated :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# I like your friday song animations Mr the Hat
I'm just not a fan of that song or the film it stems from
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:33, archived)
# \o/
my last HFS!

*sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:01, archived)
# I shall keep them ALL for your return!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *hugs*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Silly!!
But I likes it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)
# yay!
a simple joy
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# genuinely wonderful, squire :)
great work

/Does the Charles Gray *Hands on Hips*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Fantastic work Mr Hat
*dances and sings along*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Dave this is so good I'm going to give you a REGULAR woo!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)
# I'm off to an interview now
and that's going to be going through my head the whole time!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# Well if things start to turn pear-shaped, just break into the dance
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ^ very much this!
Also: Good luck with the interview =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# ^This with extra colon
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Good plan.
That's "blue sky thinking", and "thinking out of the box". They'll like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hurray!
Good luck!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)
# \o/
these never fail to lift my day.

and as I was already in a superb mood, my head may explode (again)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)
# I would like to add my bit hours later
I heartily approve of this yes I do.

Friday's aren't the same without them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Charles decided to go out in style.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:49, archived)
# eww.
ewwy ewwy ewwy eww.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Sperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlat!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# hehehe
Well at least it's not a-salt!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# *groans*
there is salt on the conker btw!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I hope he's been bathing in vinegar
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:55, archived)
# Just how the French like it!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)
# messy!
Conkers FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)
# My first paid* photoshop commission!


*Well, I was told I could keep the memory stick that the source images were on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Erm that's actualy a sprout
They saw you coming!

'ningles all.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# R2 is dressed up as Tosh!
haha!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Arf!
The mad pissed up mech droid!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:58, archived)
# was it one of these?
www.oooms.nl/usb/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:57, archived)
# you were paid?
i demand half a stick for my effort.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)
# how much do i get paid
for having to look at this?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)
# You may 0.5kb of the storage on my new memory stick to use for whatever you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)
# Morning all.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
There's a hint of Stewie to his shifty eyes...

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# My favourite cartoon...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# is the new series any good
I thought the last one was a bit formulaic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# I still loved it myself.
But I have found myself swinging more towards American Dad. The second couple of runs on that show are pure class!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I have rarely seen anything that gets me giggling
like a loon so consistently...

utter genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Absolutely
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZJi3bD0v5I
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# You need to see this one :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHxmL32K9d8
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I'm trying to find some clips of mayor Adam West
but they appear to have all been removed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha!
very clever.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# oh, that's going to itch
briefly

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha!!
aceness!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# haha!!
Brilliant! And aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Dum-dum-dum.... (dramatically)


sorry about the length
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# NEVER apologise for length
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# even if it ruptures your uterus?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# just
girth
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:50, archived)
# DUH DUH DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *screams*
WOO YAY.

you know teas maids. WHy can't you get them any more. Why did they turn out ot be a bad idea, I think they're a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# I prefer French maids
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# they make shit tea though
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# both of them
into one cup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Was going to make a comment along these lines
But just couldn't bring myself to do it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# I did it so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# :¬O
You did it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *shames*
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:34, archived)
# my doctor said I wan't getting enough
hepatitis B
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:40, archived)
# :P {=]
?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# They are still available.
You can buy them in john lewis
(flamangathon is not local, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
genius
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Excellent.
*rubs hands together*
Most excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
And the world began being consistently late in 5 minute intervals...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# FP this
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:24, archived)
# What an evil bastard
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# *imagines trevor bayliss wind-up frankenstein*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Damned them to hull!
I pressed that bastard button at least 10 times every day now i have narcolepsy. No really! :/
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Borag Thung Earthlings!


I have accomplished 3000 posts and wasted this thread, my life is now complete.

if I had one...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# woo to 3000, but
MY EYES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *hides*
Sorry, but this is making my brain hurt
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# well done that beardy man
congratumalations
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Ouch
*quick congrats*

Sorry man, gotta hide this :(

Also: Where's the nekkid??! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:18, archived)
# I was just waiting till someone asked...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# AAAARGH! My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# eat something
and shave your armpits for christ's sake madam, this isn't the Sudan Goa!

*cries a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:23, archived)
# Fucking hell
Now that's some good eatin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:25, archived)
# haha!~
flash!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:36, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7830840
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:48, archived)
# ARRGGHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# that's one hell of a combover you have there
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# er, congrats
but also, ow
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:19, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:20, archived)
# LOL!
It made an impression then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:22, archived)
# congratulations.
surely that spectrum game's loaded by now?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# adblocking the middle bit first
created a something quite different
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Interesting!
And not intentional...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:35, archived)
# absolute shite
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Schmirnoff?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] silly
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# HA HA HA
ver' ver' woo.

WOO YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Silly Polarbear
Zebra crossing is not unsafe motorway!

he's lully
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I can think of at least one flaw in his cunning plan...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:16, archived)
# standing on an album cover won't get you killed?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:21, archived)
# great choice of bear pose
quick! do another one with a zebra lying there
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I'm tempted to turn your signiture into a badge
A real badge
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Pffft - 'face for radio'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:02, archived)
# Chris Moyles
Surely...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Actually...
...I can see the similarity.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I thought it was a fat Ross Noble
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# LOL!
If she'd have kept it covered maybe she wouldn't be in this mess?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# She's probably funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:27, archived)
# she certainly has a sense of humour
-- let's call the next one Muzzie the Bastard, it's okay, that's what we call you isn't it Muzzie? Shut up you little bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
very very woosome.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# *public glompings*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# you got your tickets to Northampton then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:06, archived)
# *tries not to cry*
:)

you'll have read all teh goings on down the board a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:10, archived)
# 'ningles!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:12, archived)
# DEBS!
You buggering off and abandoning us today then?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *super smooshings*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# *bums embearssy*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:04, archived)
# 'BBC Nuts Zoo 24'!?
Do they give cash for submissions?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:14, archived)
# very, very good
*emails to a scouser
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Whilst DTH has got me in a punning mood...
...the Security Guard at work was reading this magazine this morning:



Well, OK, it wasn't quite that issue, but it was close.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:01, archived)
# Needs more Bob Fucking Nudd
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:05, archived)
# Nicely!
Tho coulda done with more thinly veiled sexual references.

and a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:08, archived)
# thinly veiled cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:09, archived)
# A thinly veined cock?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
Braw!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Fucking sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:28, archived)
# excellent.
someone else did this quite recently with the same cover and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Did they?
Ah, well.

Have they got a Security Guard called George, too?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Incredible as it may seem
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 10:44, archived)

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