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#

raaaa
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:26, archived)
# his head is filling up with tie!
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# haha
love the spazzy tie!
all ties should spazz!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)
# actually they do
You just don't pay enough attention, that's all
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Nice ring-tailed lemur
'lo Mr Boy
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)
# evening missus
how's life your end?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Oh can't complain
I'm actually quite chirpy! How are you, mictogirl and the mictospawn?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)
# a bit glum
i'm ill, the kids are ill, life is a bit heavy on the shoulders today.

hopefully tomorrow will be a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:46, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:51, archived)
# hehe
leeeeeeemur !
hello
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)
# he looks familiar, I might have shopped him once
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I shopped him twice !

... and I take this opoortunity to tell you that your beautiful animations please me very much!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
i love this
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
# this is the essence of all greatness
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Yay!
Made Mr Veritas laugh when he looked over my shoulder :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)
# TOO MUCH TIE EYE RAPE.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH ANYMORE EYE RAPE :(

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)
#
eye-rape.ytmnd.com
more-eye-rape.ytmnd.com
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I approve of this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Tha's top stuff!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:47, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaay
that's fantastic good to see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:56, archived)
# wooooooooop

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:00, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:09, archived)
# This gives me joy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# I do like this since it is spacky,
but doesn't have the negative cerebral effects.

...and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Those aren't hawks!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# They like to mess with peoples heads
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)
# the are no match for the might of
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# that arouses me every time
especially the one top right with the blow-job mouth
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Yes, it is a very sexy pirate
...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I said Right
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)
# was that a ninja addition?
or did I just fail to read the main part of your post?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# you faileded :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# hehe
I must have got overexcited.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)
# there's been a lot of that in recent posts
i'll throw her in for free too
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# hahaha
earmouth!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Pob Up Pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# pop up pirate at the very least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)
# hornpipe, pls
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:25, archived)
# click the image
get the horn
;)

edit: and may i recommend keeping it playing for the image that just got posted at the top of the page
www.b3ta.com/board/7857260 :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I clicked the image anyway,
but I'll click the post too ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:35, archived)
# you sir, PW, are a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:57, archived)
# hahahah
That makes me chuckle too much for my own good.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 23:46, archived)
# I'm erect
even though I'm pretty sure they don't swallow
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# why am i looking at your.....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Hello...


Click for bigger (93KB)
(Skawt, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I thought he was going to be dancing on the ceiling
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Oh, what a feeling!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I was waiting for that, and tempted to type it myself :D
thankyouverymuch
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:20, archived)
# No problem dude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)
# That skinhead thug is keeping the black man down :(
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# black man?
i thought he was some kind of horse?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)
# Same Difference
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# you really are bernard manning
i think you need an exorcism
expect a lot of slime as he leaves
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Haha
Have a Woo, a Yay and a big Keg of Calpol!
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Ahahaha!
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)
# i ris.
sorry, I'm sure it's a perfectly good joke.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Doh
The Horse or Black Guy sang a song with the lyric "Hello? Is it me you're looking for?" very famous
(Robotochan0 Butterfield Karaoke Bar Member, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Yipppppeeeee!
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)
# A request. :]

EDIT: I think 'is name's Frankie?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# A blow up doll?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# ^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I thought it was a scene from a film I'd seen
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Blow Jobs II
The Spunkening
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# "Deep Throat 7, Magnet Armaggedon" actually
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# err....
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# i didn't know they could speak...
sorry, i do like it
it amuses me just by looking at it, though
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I like this.
I want more of this.
I have spoken.

I've waited nearly 5 minutes and have not yet received more. Sort this out.

THAT DOES IT I'VE LOST ALL FAITH IN KILLERKITTI.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# HAHAHAH
THEY TAKE LONGER THAN 5 MINUTES SIR(MA'AM?)!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Hmmm
I'll retain some mystery. Also chop chop. Also do a girl as after learning that that one was a boy I'm having all sorts of weird and deeply unsettling feelings.

Edit: I just realise this gives the game away slightly as to the Sir/Ma'am issue.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *puts on al murray voice*
"never confused!"
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:31, archived)
# I was thinking more like
Zap in that episode of Futurama where Leela joins the army as Lee Lemon.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Pah!
These don't, so what's your excuse?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Then you shall be my new supplier of funnies.
Sign here _________________





Small Print
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:33, archived)
# DSL
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# she's just asking to get faced raped.
tiss good woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Tis a guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# bah can't tell now days anyway,
what withh all the skinny jeans and girls tops and what not
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:25, archived)
# the hehehe
I can see her panties though her mouth
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# nice!
i really like this for some reason.
do some AFI for me? *puppy eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Hahah
sure! ^.^ *toddles off to find sources*

EDIT: sp00kysqueek.deviantart.com/art/Jade-What-AFI-means-to-me-13487855
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# yays!
Adam would be nice, but i know from experience that he's fucking hard to get right.
Davey, on the other hand, is lovely and easy to draw.

EDIT: awww! that's lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Heheh
I'm gonna hunt for some good sources.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# gor blimey!
yay!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)
# ha ha!
great!

woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
Jesus thinks you're a cunt (or is that Santa?).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)
# and after I built that Hotrod for him and he took all the credit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# o.o
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)
# haha
grrrreat
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Good god!
oh hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# get thee behind me
santa
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Ho Ho HO!
He's made Jesus his ho?

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# The streets round here are apeshit with Christmas shoppers
Santa is whupping Jebas' arse when it comes to the meaning of Xmas.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I totally agree with both parts of this statement!
I went shopping today, it was hell!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# jesus looks curious, not altogether unhappy
"hm, now THAT's interesting..."
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# he's a loving sort
what's wrong with a bit of brotherly love? especially on your birthday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Hahaha
It's all part of a cycle of giving and retribution...




sleep deprivation and immense amoutns of caffeine made me draw that a while ago
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# !!
genius!
now sleep less, drink more, and have more stuff like this..
(oobelman, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha Hahahahahaha!
oooh, Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Happytoast, U norty ickle boy! Shame on you!

**chortle** Woo! Yeh!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:47, archived)
# nyaaaa
brilliant!

can we have a hi-res printoutable xmas card size please :-)
(I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 9:16, archived)
# that's full size I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 12:17, archived)
# OMG!
Hahahahaaaaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I bet
they wouldn't have FP'd it if it had been Mohammed :-)
(rogerzilla, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Jesus is an easy target
cheap, too.
(HectorProtector, Wed 12 Dec 2007, 12:32, archived)
# OH HOW LIKELY
front page.. well that was easy .. controversy and all that.!! jeez

Maybe i'll come up with a joke and graphic that will offend so badly that it will get on the main page

Transparency
(Julie Moult Life was bad, but now its good... FOREVER!, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *snort*
That's deliciously sacrilegious and funny as hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 13 Dec 2007, 14:43, archived)
# haven't done one of these in a while...
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:05, archived)
# looks like it should be tattooed on someone
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# ^very much that
that is an excellent tattoo waiting to happen

Many moons ago, a mate of mine went to Peru and came back with a tattoo of Nazca on his shoulder, which was the best tattoo I've seen based on it's simplicity

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# cool
which one?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)
# In all honestly Nazca
but that's only because of the context (Josh went to Peru and went 'wow', and isn't really much of a tattoo person, but still got one)

But that's an ace design you have there^

Perhaps you should get your commercial head on and think about getting it on a tee-shirt and selling it to goths, emos, and tourists in Camden Lock ?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:22, archived)
# nah ;)
but what I meant: which Nazca figure did he get as a tattoo?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:26, archived)
# The humming bird one, which I think this is:
www.unexplainedstuff.com/images/geuu_02_img0463.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# yup, good choice

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)
# smart,
i see ming the merciless which must say something of my personality, i'm not sure what.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)
# I've never seen anything like that before
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# That's ace!
Tattastic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
*cleecks*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Happy My username, my username, my username is on fire, burn mother fucker burn day:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# hehe
I think that has to be the best b3taday response ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Happy b3taday you!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Thanks sir
*retires to watch QI*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# woohoo candles and everything
happy shit and stuff you norn iron man *snogs*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Happy Birthday Sir
*bumrapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:04, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# happy candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Yay! happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# nice hat
I'm just polishing off a lovely Merlot as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Most civilised
*drinks some of her sauvignon blanc*

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Ahahaha!
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Damn kangaroos coming here, taking our jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# i blame riverghost
he has 'em all living in his hostel. 20 to a room
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# 19 actually
We keep one bed of a wallabee. Anyway the Skippy got sacked for putting a MPEG of his mate in a tumbledrier on Youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# yeah i saw that video....
the sacking was unjustified.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Yeah
It was obvious they'd put a sheet of Bounce in there with him!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:07, archived)
# damn Nick, taking all of the mindpiss!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I say what we're all thinking.
/Bernard Manning
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# you should run for office!
I'd love to work for the governments.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# I better get shaking hands
Mable? Get me Michael J Fox
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# no, bernard.
what we're all thinking is "when is that fat racist cunt going to shut up and die?". oh, worked
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO!
/foiled
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:10, archived)
# haha
*cleek*
amusing-yet-poignant
edit: that 'roo actually looks like a fireman, or a building site foreman, or some other beefy, manly, 1970s role
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Every silver lining has a mushroom cloud
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Winnah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nicely done!

Houpla flavoured hooplas!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# pfffft
fucking kangaroos! Stealing our women, taking our jobs and unemployment money!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I saw it in the news: is this yours?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Fluffy little buggers aren't they?
www.b3ta.com/board/7851436
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# this years number one must have Christmas present
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)
# we offer cheap cloning services
with high success rate



(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Haha, amazing.
Thought the kid was being sick in the first frame. That made it funnier.
When are we seeing the return of monkeybackpack?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:57, archived)
# ANy doctors?
I am in considerable pain in my chest and the out of hours doctor is slow to return my call.

I'd drive up to the hospital, but I think I might crash when it spasms.

It's on the right of my chest, about 4 fingers below and two to the right of my right nipple - I know that my heart is on my left, I am not concerned about that, it is not wind, but feels muscular.

Given that I have broken my back twice in the past, the pain is not minor - it's really fucking bad.

Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Fuck it, I'm calling Tinium to take me to the hospital,
this is unbearable.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Having suffered from plenty of back pain, trapped nerves, slipped discs and the like
I would say not to worry as it sounds like a normal posture pain.

It'll be a nerve in your spine shooting round to your front. Or at least it will be if its like the ones I get. Hurt like fuck it does.

Have you bee drinking a lot of red wine over the weekend and then sitting at a desk all day?
That for some bizarre reason gets me.

Or it could be life threatening in which case fuck off to the hospital.

What have you been up to recently?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:03, archived)
# migth be a cracked rib
if it's not broken is no big deal. If it's broken it could pierce the lung, but you should be able to feel it.

But I'm not a doctor.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# If it's that bad dial 999 matey
none of us are any younger these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Gallstones
unless you're one of the 1% of people with a heart on your right side!




/not a doc
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Ring NHS Direct
They'll probably tell you to call for an ambulance. They always do. The ambulance service hate them for it.

They're probably more reliable than b3ta, though, unless there are hidden medics around.

(Off the top of my head, it might be muscular pain, broken rib, duodenal ulcer, gallstones and a number of other weirder things. I am not a doctor. Not a medical one, anyway.)
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)
# I'm a doctor
Now, what are your views on cyberpunk literature? (Well, that's what I'm qualified in...)

Anyway, /\ This. Either ring NHS direct on 0845 4647 or 999.

If I were a bastard I would link you to their site, but actually make it the 'I love horses' one. It turns out that I'm not actually a bastard. www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
home-officelol
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:14, archived)
# these are your eyes


www.ironicbbq.co.uk
(Ironic BBQ, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# he is a cut-and-paste line
he is removing her eye layer
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:45, archived)
# surely not like that?
*clicks*
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# soopoib
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# this is 12 different types of teh fear
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# ^this
and much, much more :|
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)
# happy b3taday sah'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Cheers sir
I am two :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Gaaah!
Stop looking at me in that tone of voice!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)
# pfffft!
 
I like that.
a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:11, archived)
# PsychedeliDomo!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# its like he's breathing in all the atmosphere
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)
# He is
AND WE ARE!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)
# There is no end to his Evil!
HIS EVIL!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# *adblock*
BMWAHAHAHHAHAHA*



*immortal laughter
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Woo
Hypnotic...
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Cool!
He's all...movey
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# It's like he's about to step through a time portal or something!
[ed] WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Like this?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Yes, exactly like that!*
That's ace!

*well not quite.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Oh sweet Jesus on a stick!
*explodes in sheer panic*
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Tellydomo!

Arrrrgh & Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)
# yay! end of candleday happy candleday!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Tas muchly
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# this is woosome!
happy burning-stick-of-wax day
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)
# & many thnaks to you too
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# B3TADAYCAKEANDJELLYANDCUSTARD!
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)
# and thanks to you as well
*has just ordered many tasty Thai treats :)*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Ooh
nice
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Woo!
& Happy G3yday!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Most kind
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# DOMODOMDOMODOMO

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Heheh
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Also one of them is a CGI Bee
Don't forget the bee, man
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)
# from what I can see
that entire movie is based on a pun. That can't be a good foundation for a movie.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)
# This summer...
One b3tan is half hat, half human, all pun...
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)
# 'Humat'? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Damn I forgot the Bee
I like bee's, except when they sting, but if they sting you you know you deserved it, unlike with wasp's they are just shits.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I sat on a bee once
To be fair the chair had a floral pattern so I guess its fair
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# I doubt the bee thought that was 'fair'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:35, archived)
# He had a cool jumper on though
Which, really was abit much because it was summer and it was dead warm out
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Ah
Then he deserved to be sat on for his foolishness, even if he was setting new fashion trends,
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)
# he who?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)
# The bee
it was really fuzzy too
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:38, archived)
# but male bees are stingless
so it must have been a filthy female!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Cor!
This story just took on a whole new erotic overtone
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)
# you sat on a lady with a stinger?
phwaor!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:45, archived)
# That was brand we used yes
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)
# I stood on a bee once as a child
it was fuzzy and wierd feeling, then really painful as it stung me.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I had the same thing
turns out it was a stroke. I wasn't impressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Hah
*clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# great!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)
# :D
Evening Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Pffftt
*blows ashtray all over keyboard*
*curses fingers getting ever blacker as typing*

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Yes they do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:41, archived)
# he has done a lot of voice overs
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)
# cor!
I wanto to have a voice that is both ominous and sonrous
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Nah...
it's worse
same voice over same movie
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)
# First one is because we're talking mythology in English class, second one is an addition to my lyrics series.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:25, archived)
# hey
almost hands :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:26, archived)
# artichokes :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Yepp
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# was on Never mind the Buzzcocks the other night.
Tried playing it on the keyboard. Failed.

W/Y/H!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Hahah
I saw that, and started screaming at the tv. :]

Heheh and thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I do that in the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Scream at the screen?
I did that when I saw Little Miss Sunshine because of the little pageant girls. My friend had to cover my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah they were pretty hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)
# They was scurreh!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:17, archived)
# 'ning
and Woo to the bright colours, use more bright colours :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Allo.
How's you?

And yupp, I love bright colors. ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)
# I'm good, haven't spoken to you in a while
how's yourself?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# It has been a while.
I's alright. A little hyped up from a stupid energy drink though.

:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)
# A cheap, supermarket energy drink? :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Monster Assault mixed with orange juice.
because otherwise it tastes of cough meds.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Never heard of it
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Oh.
Regular Monster is good, but Assault isn't. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:49, archived)
# American thing?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I guess so.
We have Monster (and it's miliion flavors/kinds), Jolt, Red Bull, Lost, and a few others I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:13, archived)
# your getting better at teh drawring, nice shading
woo!

although i do find that joy division song a bit morbid
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Thank you!
I love that song/Joy Division. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Doesn't the bottom left fella trip up a lot with his legs tied together?
lovely shading
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Possibly...*shifty eyes*

And thank you. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:35, archived)
# see also,
second of the current boosh series, with punks trying to give chase in bondage trousers
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Heehee
yes!!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:43, archived)
# nice!
i like the blue streaks in the girl's hair.

i drew a lyric!

"There'll be no angels gracing the lines, just these stark words i find."
[yes, i'm a closet emo.]
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)
# no anges?
like out of eastenders in ye '80s?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:54, archived)
# haha
*sneaky edit*
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Lovely!
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:15, archived)
# thank you!
i liked it enough to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Oh my1
That's cool, getting your own artwork tattooed on yourself. Is that on your back?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:23, archived)
# tis on my right shoulder
sadly i had already ruined the space on my back, or i would have surely had it as a full backpiece. Still, i love it how it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:32, archived)
# thats the trouble with the world today.....
NOT ENOUGH BONDAGE PANTS
WOO & YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Hahah
I agree!

And thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:14, archived)
# NO PROBS!
ANYTIME MY DEAR LADY....*bows with a rakish sweep of ones hat*

:) + top choice of song!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Heheh
How are you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:18, archived)
# going to bed in 30 seconds
im knackered my shift buddy rang in sick last night - i had to do it all on my pat!

Cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:39, archived)
# hahaha
that's a gem
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Hooray!
*offers heartiest congratulations on another excellent pictorial electronic message*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Hahaha
These are all excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:21, archived)
# You are Mr Logic from Viz.
(dara o'briain, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:22, archived)
# haha :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
Have a click good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Ahahaha!
These are fantastic!

More of this kind of thing *clicks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:26, archived)
# do you think
You could do The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain?
(UTB, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:55, archived)
# /Is cognscient of the excellence of the above computer manipulated imagery and resultant amusement
=woo+click
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 21:27, archived)
# lmao
just had to click :)

1st post yay!
(Patfish, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Kids can be so impressionable
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:07, archived)
# wow
wait, what?
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
This is the kind of animation b3ta needs more of.

Too much fancy techno-wizardry these days I say!

*Returns to fireside chair to read the Evening Standard*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:11, archived)
# There's certainly no danger of that from me
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:12, archived)
# Sometimes simplicity done perfectly is better than complex 3d imagery done perfectly
As is the case her "IMHO" (Net Speak cuz im hip)
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:15, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:18, archived)
# THE POWER OF QUEEN COMPELS YOU
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Clonk!
haha i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:39, archived)
# shazam!
the noise made after a serious guitar wank.


woo!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:45, archived)
# *STOPS. YOU NOW*
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Fucking doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:56, archived)
# that's got to be my favourite part of all the Austin Powers was the possessed wheelchair : "The power of CHRIST compels you!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:02, archived)
# woah..
thought that was Amy Winehouse for a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:08, archived)
# well,
I've never seen them in the same room together...
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:08, archived)
# santa's bulging sack


Click for bigger (225KB)
(funkie, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# I just wrote a screenplay for a new flintstones movie
its 20 years after the cartoon, pebbles and bambam are engaged. one night betty catches barney nude on webcam with a 13 year old girl and kicks him out of the house. so then barney goes drunk to see pebbles and ends up sleeping with her. so yeah he starts having an affair with pebbles right, then bambam finds out, and he's waiting in pebbles' apartment for her and barney to come home so he can kill them both. meanwhile, pebbles has run to fred and wilma after barney tried to rape her in the car, and freds all like oh im gonna kill him and pebbles says hes probably at her place. so fred goes over, and he enters, and its all dark inside, then suddenly the room lights up and a gunshot is heard, and the light comes on and fred has been shot by bambam, then barney comes in blind drunk and wrestles with bambam for the gun and accidentally shoots bambam and then he shoots himself.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# :O
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)
# bindun.
;)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:40, archived)
# !
Get my lawyer on the phone. I forgot how to dial.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# have you sent it to hanna-barbera?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Yes, I delivered it personally to both of them in their office
They called security and had me removed. They must have been raped as children, its the only explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# send it to the Family Guy writers, it's right up their street :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# it's very robot chicken too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:46, archived)
# True. Robot Chicken is a bit of a rip-off of Adam&Joe's toy stuff, but I like it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:50, archived)
# that's because Robot Chicken is funny at least most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Mr Slate bukkake
for the win
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Sir, this is serious art, I will not sullie it with forced sex-scenes for some cheap press
forced-sex scenes on the other hand..
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:54, archived)
# YES!
That fucking OWNS.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:48, archived)
# am this maths exam?
'cause the drawings cool!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Yes it is.
And thanks!
It has Wilma in it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:50, archived)
# oh there she is!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Thassa pretty cool
Here's a couple of work in progress doodles I did at work...

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# arf!
the big white bit looks much better in the large version.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Arf
We should be gentle with him/her because s/he's obviously read the faq but missed a few bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# i was being gentle,
i included an arf!
in all seriousness you are right, i've seen and done a lot worse.
forgive me funkie, don't pay any heed to me i'm a miserable old bugger, it's the time of the year.

edit/ bloody hell, that's some first class lurking you've been doing.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:47, archived)
# CFB is the same size
yet 225kb.

This is due to bitmappery.

Bitmaps are bad mmkay?

Save that as a JPG and watch how the file size shrinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Did you make that?
No? Then don't post it.

Unless I'm mistaken.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I really hope they did make it!
I can't see why anyone would want to steel it, do you?
Unless they just added the white block at the top!

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:59, archived)
# It's a clever statement about the duality of man
The quest for love and affection, and the stark coldness of being alone. It's actually very deep and profound and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:02, archived)
# It's also a really old joke.
And this santa's been used a hell of a lot.
You might be right, all I'm saying is, why would you want to nick a shite image?

/Blunt but to the point.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:56, archived)
# aww
Cheer up dearie.



(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:00, archived)
# :D
Thats lully :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I hate!

How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:26, archived)
# i bloody hate it
but i love this and marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Ewwww!
First experience of Christmas rush today!
Ahhhhhh!

Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:31, archived)
# i think it's too many years working in retail
that really put me off chrismas, that and i don't believe a bloody word of the story, and other than the repeat of the great escape, the telly is always shit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah retail kills it big time!
The amount of times I've worked on Christmas day before!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Retail, yes, god yes
I've got to work boxing day this year :(
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I LOVE IT!
vile stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)
# this is great - I imagine the marmite inching closer to the kitten, and the kitten backing further into its corner. :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:09, archived)
# i love christmas!
especially the christmas tunes!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:29, archived)
# I had to leave a shop because of the songs,
the last straw was parumpapapum or whatever it is.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
# little dummer boy!
bing and bowie!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Your all time fave?
Please say no!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)
# probably greg lake, band aid 2
and shakin' stevens.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I'd got you down more as a Mariah Carey fan myself.
You would, wouldn't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I love Christmas
but if it tastes of marmite, you've just put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Ok so Marmite flavour Christmas = bad
How about Christmas flavoured Marmite?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Slap a load on toats for me :)
Yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Marmite is great
Christmas not.
/The world according to 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I totally agree*
* except marmite come from the devil botty.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:35, archived)
# I love it
I have my own tree this year and everything. \o/
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:32, archived)
# Cool! We have two trees for the whole family!
Our fake one, and a real one!
I'll prove it's real by putting a picture of a shark, a helecopter and a bridge on it!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Do it!
That would be really cool.
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)
# We are getting our tree on Thursday
..... for the kids like.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:38, archived)
# don't pander to them,
it'll only make things more difficult in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Where were you last year?!!
My life now, is ruined!

*pulls at grey hairs*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:46, archived)
# How many do you have and how old are they?
It's only grown ups in our house but we are childish.

I have a Hello Kitty tree as well.
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I have a boy of 18 monhs and a girl of 3.
I hope we don't see any Hello Kitty trees, she'd want one straight away!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I'm not sure whether to be pleased or ashamed
that I have similar tastes to a 3-year-old girl. :S
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Be proud!
I'm writing my mini-dissertation on our adult obsession with childhood nostalgia, there'll be a huge section on sanrio. I may have to ask you for your theories :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Haha your obsession knows no bounds :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Both !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:34, archived)
# You have not read the post.
Which one?!

*dangles baby from balcony*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)
# most over contrived comercial wank since easter.......
i hate it with a passion
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:34, archived)
# I don't much like the packaging of Christmas anymore,
but giving and recieving gift's is great!
how else you gonna get those socks and old spice?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:36, archived)
# That's the spirit!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# I effing love it!
But am indifferent to marmite :s
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:37, archived)
# :D
Marmite smells!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I can stand christmas: I am getting an ipod this year!!!
But I detest Marmite.
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:42, archived)
# I might like Christmas if I was getting an ipod......
Seeing as you have Marmite, you may pass!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Indifference!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:43, archived)
# There is no grey area!
Dig deep, what does your heart tell you, when you're in that queue full of crying children?
Sitting in that traffic, trying to get somewhere in a rush?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:54, archived)
# I didn't know marmite was that dangerous!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:01, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I love both, but then I'm really into Jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:44, archived)
# :D
I wholeheartedly agree with your sig!

*waves banner*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:56, archived)
# apparently, the rewrite's all but done

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Sweet!
It's been sadly missed!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I love the parties and general goodwill thing
but really don't like the commercialism and excessive spending of cash.

Marmite rocks though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:57, archived)
# And I was gonna put you in my friends list too for a sec there!
:P
*adds to friends*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)
# I drew myself as an octopus. But of course.
I got a new tablet, see...


Clickinbigness (135Kb, more colours, less shitosity)

Apologies for lack of phallus.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:19, archived)
# I'll forgive you this time.
Like the hair!
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:20, archived)
# wot no cdc?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)
# needs more
PEEEEENIS!

Edit: but this is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:21, archived)
# to be a man you must have honor
hooooonor and a peeeeeeeeenis
(Meta4, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:24, archived)
# tentacle! Rape!
Coolstuff
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:22, archived)
# That's lovely
I discovered the other day you can get Hello Kitty tablets. :)
(Pachey, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:23, archived)
# thats is brilliants!
(Meta4, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Nicely done but...
since you didn't do a cdc first, we're going to have 7 years of pestilence.


*might not be accurate
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Very nicely done, woo!
Quick, add a little flash of magenta!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Yay!!
Sorted!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Needs more cdc!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:31, archived)
# woo
great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:33, archived)
# blooooooooooooooooooop :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:44, archived)
# *scribble*


Click for bigger (364KB)

my drawing with one line
looks a bit like Divine
but doesn't eat poo (canine)

yep.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Oooh!
How very Giacometti....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:10, archived)
# what a lovely thing to say
fankoo.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:14, archived)
# now , if my memory serves me correctly
giacometti's boy sculptures are always walking whereas the lady sculptures are always stood still, they keep their legs together as it were.

my next lesson will cover the work of cornilia parker and how to sex the knots she uses to hang stuff from the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:26, archived)
# The distance of two points
covered nicely by one line . _ .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:15, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 19:25, archived)
# i made some toats...
and imagine my surprise when i actually read the label on what i THOUGHT was a buttery type spread for it...
(Meta4, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I bet you ate it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:53, archived)
# no!
maybe...
(Meta4, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)
# *Snickers childishly*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)
# It's good to see someone enjoying their job
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
*glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:50, archived)
# I'm not sure if he looks more happy
or sinister
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I would describe it as 'manic'
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)
# :)
I'm happy with that.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 18:54, archived)
# This is great!
woo!
hello b3ta! *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 10 Dec 2007, 20:11, archived)

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