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# hello everyone
If you can tell me what this is you get a prize*

*virtual prizes only, no purchase necessary
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# life?
touch my bum.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Cheeky
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# cheeky!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:35, archived)
# it reminds me of
strobegif.gif
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Strobegif.gif?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# no
thats just the filename. what is it?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Is it this?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# That's life.
Look, it says so right there!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Louder !
please
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Alright
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# haha !
I love this.
It's my friend
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Scroll down just over half way to find him.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Didn't I read someplace...
That Brandow is registered blind?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 9:09, archived)
# metal mickey
having an acid flashback
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Menstrual blood
going for a walk under a microscope?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:53, archived)
# In a dark room.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Impaired vision :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# Frogger for naked mole rats.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Is it some kind of
visual representation of a 2/3 rhythm? Or something else where 2 of the 3 moving parts align every time one of them passes by the static one?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# no
but that's a cool idea. It is an animation based on something you can see in real life.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# no
no correct answers yet, although the cheeky girls one caused a chucklette
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:58, archived)
# i think
it's the side bit of a turntable
Where's my prize ??!!11
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# ^this^
very good
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# bingo!
well done you
you get a virtual can of spaghetti hoops

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# HOOPS!
*wants*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hurrah
although i just ate a whole packet of virtual hob-nobs so i'll save them for friday night-hoop night. Happening this friday. night.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# hurah for agreeing with people who are right!
so I guess my 2/3 rhythm wasn't completely unrelated, then?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# well
Related if your definition of related is nice and loose :-p

But really, I should get some sleep.
Goodnight all!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Pacman on an 18 to 30's holiday in Wales
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Mohammed?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Breakfast in Khartoum?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:05, archived)
# tank tracks?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Is it a load of these.......
That have escaped from the wardrobe..??...!!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# he just won't stop
Look! He's taking another shit! :-O
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# Shit after shit ..... just like me with the horrid bug I have.!!!
A big Welcome and woo to your floating balls as well ....!!!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# 15 steps
and then a sheer drop.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# You used to be alright
what happened?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Etc., etc.
:)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# its
lights on a turn table
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Most situations are sadly covered. :(

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# BAZOOOO
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# OH THAT MJ!
Always droppin' the babies. What is he LIKE?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Hahaha
win
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# how can you see cot death as a laughing matter?
appalling.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I just cracked a Maddie joke.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Maybe it's not meant to be funny,
maybe it's meant to be illuminating.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Your attempt
at 'shock humour' has failed to make me laugh.

This is a bad thing.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
#
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Come on now,
this is just shit.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I'm not trying myself.

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Yet still
this comes out a lot better.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# It's because I use colours and homosexual problems. Like an adult.

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:39, archived)
# BEEZER
Its been such a long time since I heard that. Great stuff
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Hah.
A right good belm. A proper one.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# This. The sexiest day. Is just getting HOTTER.

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# That diary is an arsehole :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I know..
:(

The Witch!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
#

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
# THE AWESOME LEVELS OF THIS BOARD ARE GOING THRUDAROOF
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# It's a day we'll all look back on in years to come and decide that I am very, very awesome.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I love Tunnock's
Caramel Wafer Biscuit. I do not love the thought of being inside old Maggie. Bleurgh and yuck.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
#

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Is the door far away?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i think it's a metaphor
for life.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# ANTIJOKES
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Are you just as shit on here, too?
It's really gone downhill.
:(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Stay here, JMG.
Make this place THE BEST.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:18, archived)
# It'll only end up with a fat man having an asthma attack at an aggresive GMoS picture.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
#


etc.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:22, archived)
# That's not aggressive enough.
You'd have to blast it out of a new thread at 100x the size for the real wobbling to happen.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I'd go with this. Inversing blacks and whites for several hours.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:25, archived)
# HE'S A GODDAMN ROCKSTAR.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:27, archived)
# i hope this all works like voodoo
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Needles?

:(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# IT'S JUST SUGAR, RIGHT?
HE'S JUST HEATING UP SOME SUGAR :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# The smallest
caramel factory in town.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:35, archived)
# SEXIEST caramel factory in town!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:37, archived)
# lol jmg repeats himself
lol jmg posts pictures he's posted before

GET SOME NEW MATERIAL CHUB CHUBS!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# STOP RAMBLING ON AT ME DOWN HERE SO YOU CAN POST THE LINK TO YOUR FAT BRETHEREN TOMORROW MORNING.
You chubby fingered Sailor sniffer!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# hmm.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:31, archived)
# nice
I like it, straight to the point
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:34, archived)
# My friend Heather just spent 5 hours making this!
I'm going to make her a b3ta account now..



(its her dog, Ellie)
((And thanks to Clan Soul for sorting size etc :D)
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:03, archived)
# No problem mate :)
Chuffing brilliant too :D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:05, archived)
# it's good,
and her face makes an excellent upside down brown storm trooper.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:06, archived)
# It looks like goatse hands to me.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:08, archived)
# that's true too.
looking at the nose and the dark mouth area too, there's an image of a minimilist drawn man lifting a dumbell.

i'm liking this magic eye.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Ooh I missed that one!
Heather is accidentally too clever!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:12, archived)
# This is cool
and YAY b3ta waked up!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:13, archived)
# COLOURS!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:16, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE ONLINE: "Loldrugs"
Get a well known narcotic, and turn it into a LOLDRUG.

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# NO.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:20, archived)
# CHALLENGE
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:21, archived)
# 'TIL
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# ARABIC
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# That was shit.
I hope you're happy.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# HE LOSES THE CHALLENGE
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# WHAT A LOSER.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# That was the point.
So yes, I'm happy.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# I am going to ignore you fro a few days,
I cannot cope with having to face you at the moment, it's like an ugly mirror.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# You harsh bastard.
*giggles*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I felt soft and have unignored him and Prodigy69
we'll see how it goes.

Bloody psychedelic Warlord was less annoying.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:39, archived)
# I've not yet had the need to ignore anyone.
I feel I have too much faith in humanity for my own good.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# what was your original username?
sorry i'm being nosey
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:30, archived)
# My original one was "Heavy Hindenburg" I think.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# right oh
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# He changed it lots of times.
I seem to remember Samles being an early one.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Oh yes!
You're right!
That was before Hindenburg!
Then it was Bonnie Langford!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# My memory
proves useful only at times where you need to know something you'd never asked yourself.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
How useful!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I am good at pub quizzes.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Bedtime.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# How about a minor celebration for all those in remission?

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Now this
I can accept.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Fuck m e,
half the fucking board just went.

I didn't realise quite how extensive the problem was.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Strychnine should do the trick.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Pffft, LOL!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:32, archived)
# NO.
Just NO.

Fuck me it's half midnight... Why am I not in bed? I have to be up in six hours!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:41, archived)
# ja
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:48, archived)
# YES.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:50, archived)
# The board's awfully fast tonight isn't it?


I missed my 500th post :( Have some more Amber you 'orrible lot.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Who is this Amber?
I have seen enough pictures of her now that I feel I should know.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# His girrrrlllfrriiieennndd
/playground
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Awfully long story with a bad ending.
I'll move onto a new person tomorrow. I've got enough friends that do
A-level photography. Their rubbish is perfect for this sort of thing.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:09, archived)
# What happened?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Found out she's got a boyfriend now. And he's a very good old
friend of mine. Fiddlesticks. Guess I'll just have to wait for another hot stalker. They're common aren't they? Aren't they!!??
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Oh no! That's a real shame!
Slightly less common than you'd have liked, but even I have one at the moment, so I can imagine anyone else has a fair chance.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# Huzah!
Keep us posted.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# She's this creepy American girl called Katie.
She keeps flirting with me a lot, and hints every not and then to ask her out.
How on earth I could go out with someone from America is beyond me.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# MIND DATING!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:43, archived)
# your mum doesnt count!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha!
I forgot about that for a second!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Meanie.
tee hee
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Not Amber Fisher then?
;¬(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Not sure who she is?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# Oh THAT Amber Fisher!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Haha!
How do you know this person?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# I met her through
my best mate, G. Oogle.

I still have no idea who he's on about though
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Then how does bloop know her?
Wait a second. Is this some joke? Very good guys. Who's the goose?

(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Honk!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Quack!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Bleurgh
/H5N1 blog
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:24, archived)
# This is the first time I've clicked a non-picture post.
:D
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# a sad wink?
how poignant...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# wHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I want a beer.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Aww :(
And yay!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# congratulations!
have you told her about these yet?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Nah.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
# arr
never mind then
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# 'nings all
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# B3ta invasion day?
Woo!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Are Soul.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I was so tempted to put that as my username,
but I raided the fridge instead.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# psychedelic warlord?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# No,
Are Soul
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:49, archived)
# *abducts*
*checks expiry date*

*returns unprobed*
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# :'(
I guess I should be thankful I didn't get probed, but it's still hurtful :(
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# Oooh.
The board is being invaded =3

WYH!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Mindpiss!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# We need the mind nappies!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)
# This is really good.
Have a click.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# coo
what happened to the challenge? we might as well make it an alien invasion one now
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# EARTHLINGS LOL!!!
Woo.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] beware of aphex turtles
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha!
hatstand!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# FUCK OFF!
sorry, wrong mono...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# THIS IS SPARRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anyone here like buderking?
www.garyrip.com/HUKD/bk/evoucher.pdf :)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Porridge?!?
OMFG ARF!
Is this in the US?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# thats exactly what i was thinking...
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Filesize much?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# I just watched
a bit of that Azumanga thing. I did not enjoy it.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# 34
I win.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:51, archived)
# OK...
*sidles away slowly*
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Bah!
You're one of THEM!
*ssshhhhhhuuuunnnnnnnnNUH*
/Charlie the Unicorn
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:52, archived)
# It's the magical leopleurodon!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Chaaaaaaarrrlie
What is it? Is the meadow on fire?
No Charlie! We found a map! A map to Candy Mountain!
Right..I'm just going to go back to sleep..
NOOOOOO! *impossible flip*
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Come with us Charlie!
It's a land a sweets, and joy..and joyness!
Please stop bouncing on me.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Hey, have you seen any Yakitate!! Japan?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Nope.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# *checks*
this appears to be an anime about baking bread.

wicked!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Riiiiiiiight.
So, they are talking unicorns, in a meadow, talking about going to a candy mountain. And the only bit you deem impossible is the flip?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Have you SEEN it!?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Unfortunately, yes.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Shuuuuuuuun!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:06, archived)
# haha that's great!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:11, archived)
# It really is.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:13, archived)
# It's not a unicorn!
It's a horse with a sword on it's head!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i so didn't watch that for about 150 times, then one day i thought
bah i'll watch it to the end and i'm glad i did
Yay charlie Yay!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# ^This.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# I personally find talking about it more fun than watching it.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Me too.
Me and Cherry always quote it, I showed it to her and now we both keep talking about it all the time!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Haha, awesome.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# Charlie! Charrrrlliieee! Chaaaaaarrrrrlliiiiieeeeee! Chaaarrr-
I'm right here, what do you want!?
We're on a bridge, Charlie!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:07, archived)
# He'll show us the way to candy mountain!
RAARADFTSARSF
He has told us the waaaaaaayyy charlieeee!
What? He didn't SAY anything!
Shun the nonbeliever!
Shun!!
Sssshhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnah!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you didn't watch enough.
watch more

watch episodes 8 and 21

YOU WILL OBEY
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# ^This!!
21 is the awesomest!
Is 8 the one where Tomo saves everyone?
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:19, archived)
# no seams.
.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Max The Cat
Max The Cat

This is a painting of my cat Max my sister did for me for Christmass. I think it might be the best present I had this year.

She says she isn't that good at painting. I disagree.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Aaaaw, he looks great <3
WYH for your sister.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I really like this
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# I too disagree. Send this woo to your sister.
WOOO
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Hello Max
You look rather calm and contented.

Your sister may have a furry woo.

(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i like the fluffy ears.
i do.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# i cant see it :(
i'm missing out!
EDIT:i can see him now and he am lovely!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# It's a map to some secret gold.
The text around it is a red herring. Wow you really did miss out. It's been changed to a rather nice picture of a cat now. Nevermind. I'll let you swim in the pool of the mansion I bought with my gold.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# can i bring my inflatable shark?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Sure. Leave it with Jeeves on your way in.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# it's up there ^^^
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# it's a great style
*spams own painting*

*forgets to put link in code*
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Mnnnngh
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:49, archived)
# Hello Benjy
will show you christmas portrait tomorrow
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Magic
Benjy?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# i like him. and his raised-eyebrow expression
he looks like charley's cool older brother who doesn't give a shit about playing with matches or talking to strangers
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# That's probably the Charly that made the song with Prodigy.
He's a little of the rails.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Fluff!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# that cat is saying
"feed me tuna steak NOW"
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# awww
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:16, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwww!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Uuuuullaaaa!

(RIS? That's Liverpool, 2008 City of Culture, as photoed by me from Seacombe. On a chilly, rainy day. Trust me, destruction by Martians is an improvement.)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# looks very chilly and grim
Yay for Tripods
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I re-read the books a little while ago
they're still ace.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I borrowed a copy of the BBC radio play off my Dad
(the version with Peter Sallis as the priest) chuffing brilliant and very unsettling in places.
This one: www.amazon.co.uk/War-Worlds-Classic-Radio-Sci-Fi/dp/1405677058/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1199316621&sr=8-3
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Cool.
I didn't know about that version. But I've just finished spending my Amazon voucher on a Seasick Steve CD. I have the Welles version downloaded somewhere anyway.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# you've spent your money well,
don't worry
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I think he's referring to
the Tripods trilogy by John Christopher :D
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Yes
Yes I was.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# ah, but I was refering to the War of the Worlds :D
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Christopher claimed
that he used tripods in the stories because he "forgot" about Wells' book and the radio and film versions which followed.
I'm not entirely convinced, but my book Rendezvous with Karma is coming along nicely.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:43, archived)
# I bought them recently
after years of wondering what happened after the BBC axed it before the third part.
It was surprisingly enjoyable. I will be passing them to my nephew.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# First time I read them
was when I was about 12. Me and a mate used to swap books with one of our teachers and that was one of the serieseses she let us borrow.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# liverpool, city of cunt-ure
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Fuck yes.
*click*
That pretty much covers it.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Well they do say that million-to-one chances happen 9 times out of 10.
Woo to this!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Especially when there's a countdown.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# i like liverpool, im going to uni there
but i also like martians....hmmm... a fair trade off!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# A little large, but very nicely executed.
In every sense.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# How wide would you like it?
I'm using a 1440x900 res monitor so sometimes forget about you 4:3 low-res people...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i struggle to make a 400x400 pixel jpg 50kb and you do this!?
you and your voodoo!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# With a sidebar turned on for Sage
it's exactly the width of my screen.

Nice taggage, by the way, as I forgot to mention it earlier.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:48, archived)
# looks fine
on my 1680x1050
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Bwahaha!
Woo.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Good god that's good
the one city i'ld actually cheer the aliens on
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Those things need Magnusson devices.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# this is fantastic
clicky
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# those tripods
will be up on bricks by tomorrow morning.
also, nice pic
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# for your comments
you get an instant ignore gobshite
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# shush
or I'll set Boris Johnson on you
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# I love how you conform to the stereotype.
Presumably for comic effect?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# cahm down cahm down!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:59, archived)
# this is gorgeous
nicely done tribs
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# wow
youre my hero. can i have naother one please? OOOOOOOOOHHHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hmmm
I have been to Liverpool twice, twenty years apart.
I got robbed both times.
For this reason I fully endorse the above picture.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Bloody hell.
That's nicely done.

Mucho Woo!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:03, archived)
# click click
And here I just finished watching Jeff Wayne's performance of it. What timing! That am most wootness and two paws up!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:04, archived)
# needs more thunderchild
woo!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:08, archived)
# BURN IT!
BURN IT TO HELL!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Crikey,
I hope our maude is ok, she works near the chap on the right there.

Why so much stick for Liverpool on here? Its a great city.
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 19:24, archived)
# there´s a foreigner in my foreign beer!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# that's not beer
that's limeade
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# no, it´s body liquid.
at least tasted like it.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Your user name
should come with more plasticine dinosaurs.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I've seen him I have.
I took a picture as well.

I just couldn't be arsed to join the queue to talk to him.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# true.
;)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
#
I'd definitely see a doctor about that
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Where are the legs?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# it´s a funny angle ye know.
.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# that stuff comes in litre cans !
/teenagerblog
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:44, archived)
# it comes in jars too...
... if you pour it from the can!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:46, archived)
# Kagura
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# kekekekeke
/ac

ver' woo mister!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Thanks :D
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Vienna.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# this means nothing to me, ooooh vienna!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# she loves her fisting does kagura!
woo yay
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# This is well done
but animé pisses me off.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Azumanga Daioh is the only one I like.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I know people who hate anime who love Azumanga Daioh.
www.b3ta.com/board/7912622
But it's a bit like marmite.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# A yeast extract spread often used on toast
and other breakfast baked goods? Funny name for it...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# You either love it or you hate it, smartarse :)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# I see. That's clever.
They should use that in their advertising campaign.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I'm indifferent to marmite :P
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Wow only one in a billion people are.
It's like being pitch perfect.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:35, archived)
# azumanga daioh is pure genius.
FACT.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Why?
Just curious.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I agree with him
it mostly just looks the same and it goes on too damn long.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# I think
it's the 'cutesyness' of the kids' stuff. I enjoyed one of them (I think it was called
'Legend of the Overfiend'?) purely because of the absurdity but I avoid them as a general rule.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Haha, I see.
I could suggest "Beserk" or "High School Rumble"

or "GTO" which I've read. GTO stands for Great Teacher Onizuka.

As far as I remember, the art in those isn't cutesy, and is more akin to comic book style.

(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I don't read comic books either.
Except for 'Preacher', which was awesome. Although I hope the TV series does not kill it for me when it comes out.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Of course it will ruin it.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# I've only seen a few pages of Preacher, but it seems awesome.
The man who gets a hard-on from tanks, and got shagged by a sado-masochistic prostitute amuses me.

I've had comics and japanophileness ingrained into my mind. I've recently realised this while talking with a similar friend.

Got cable reasonably early, watched too much fox kids and my grandparents taught me how to use chopsticks.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Cor
send this to emap, btw
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Who?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# its pame backwards
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
ikki tousen doesn't actually have a single shot in it which doesn't show panties... :o
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# It's probably from "Noir" then.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Shhhh.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Am I right?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I didn't rip it and don't have the disk anymore.
But I do think so and was why the
hummus bird said, "save that!".
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Ah, that was a masterpiece
of panty fetish and implied paedophilia, wasn't it?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# I don't know,
I only saw one episode in france.
I was 11 at the time and was in fits of giggles at a rather queer pink thing.
If anyone knows of the episode with said pink thing, please let me know.
It's like a small pink doll, and one of the characters was woken up with it shoved in their face, and they screamed.
It was brilliant.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Dunno, been a while.
Najica Blitz Tactics was actually the one I was thinking of that's the mega-panty-fetish anime.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Pffft, many are like that.
Also: maids.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# excellent!
shame about her legs getting ripped off...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Haha
I was tracing some of it from this picture:
i143.photobucket.com/albums/r126/FanServiceWP/AzumangaGroupTwoUniformsWP.jpg
I had to make a lot of it up, and I'm glad that the bits I had to improvise on look plausible.
But I couldn't be bothered to add legs.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# good work!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Thankyou :)
Also:
Shisaa yaibin!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Is this from that programme again?
I feel like I'm not part of a special club having not watched it. Top stuff too and all that.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# I feel like I'm part
of a 'not special' club having not watched it.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Oh so you're saying I am in a club.
Just not a special one?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# not that,
it's a 'not special' club.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I'm watching heroes now but I'll watch it later.
It's been talked up so much It'd better be good.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# bah
the dubbing really gets on my nerves
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I know what you mean.
It WAS all subtitled, but some have been replaced.
I think episode 21 is still japanese, thank god.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# haha that's ok then
sata andagi and chinsukou wouldn't make sense otherwise
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Chinsukou!
Chinsukou! Chinsukou!
Chinsukou! Chinsukou! Chinsukou! Chinsukou!

SHUT THE HELL UP!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Hey, any idea where this is from?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:38, archived)
# None atall.
Sorry!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Naruto,
from episode 671, where they all go on a crack binge.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Pffft.
I'm sure Jiraya and Orochimaru did something at one point, but the art style isn't Kishimoto's.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:45, archived)
# jolly well done
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Spiffing compliment!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# My mouth tastes of blood.
This am woo.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# My eyes taste of blood.
Yes, they have rolled back and fallen into my mouth Beetlejuice-style.
It took far longer than I expected!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:28, archived)
# my prostitute tastes of blood...



shit I've done it again!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Will you PLEASE
leave my sister alone!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 1:32, archived)
# quickbjork
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# I like it.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
# thank you.
it is nothing special
but i was bored
bjored
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# haha
no worries
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# that looks incredibly familiar......

I've got a watercolour version somewhere too...

*edit - found it!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# how so?
the source is quite a commonly-seen pic of bjork i suppose

/edit: oh.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Hence it looks familiar?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# hence.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# indeed it is
It's either the internal artwork from Debut or the cover from Venus as a boy
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# she does look lovely in it.
bjork was the subject of my first ever vectored portrait thing ashallly
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# you are fucking good at this lark
:)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# is the watercolour a special code for fuzzy?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# yes, but "artists" like to sound posh
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# i hate anyone who comes in inverted comma's!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I hate anyone who misuses apostrophes!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hello stranger
happy new year
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:27, archived)
# And to you matey.
The missus is due to drop the sprog any week now!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# i'm shite at grammar! i have an assessment from an educational psychologist to back this up!
or graphology or whatever it is!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Ooooh!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I did one of these and i was going to post it in response, but i cannot find it.
I suspect that, instead of calling it 'bjorkvector.gif' I named it '764745386dfghj6fdgy-02.gif' or similar.

This is the best story I have ever told.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i hate it when that happens.
i once made the funniest picture ever, but i lost it.
if only i'd called it 'funniestpictureever.jpg' i could rule all b3taland
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Loverly! =]
And hello again to EVERYONE unless I hate you, then you can just fuck off
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# *fucks off*
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Oh thank shit he's gone then.
*cough*

I mean hello!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] This ain't art Jack, this is genocide!


Click for bigger (47KB)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# BOOBIES
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# NORKS!
/ac
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# CHESTICLES!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# TORSO-MOUNTED WOBBLY BITS!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# boob! singular!
bowie lol!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Oooh Kaay!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:12, archived)
# LOL WTF
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:13, archived)
# I'm sorry, but do you think you could possibly link that please?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# or shop alf garnet's head onto the nip...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Use the
"Hide" button, no?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:20, archived)
# manly hiding it
doesn't stop people at work seeing it,
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Indeed.
I am at work now.

Also, Manley.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:53, archived)
# zomgzomgzomgtitties
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:18, archived)
# could you possibly link that please?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You love it
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Its..
..a FWAP!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 0:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Jan Brady: The Girl Who Wanted to be God
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# They kind of made this joke though?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# It's the last few hours of the image challenge
Let people do what they want
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# BUT IT MIGHT DECREASE MY CHANCES OF WINNING!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Winning?
If I'd know there was winning, I'd have tried harder with my Manics cover...
www.b3ta.com/board/7898911
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)
# make it end already!
come on Rob, hurry back from the pub
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
#
pub wanking
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# nothing quite like
a good old fashioned wanking.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# what do you think he's doing at the pub?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# wanking for coins
to pay for the last round
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Why doesn't he keep his coins in his pocket
like the rest of us?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:57, archived)
# *generic comment about being tight-fisted*
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# haha
This is why the "I like this" button was given to non-image posts!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Asking for a nice cold glass
of cock porridge.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
cold lukewarm
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Mmmmm.
salty.

Night, all!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# and dance naked covered in jam
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:41, archived)
# not really 'naked' then is it?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:43, archived)
# It's an interesting legal question
as yet still lacking a test case. Must depend on the thickness and texture of the jam. At what point can jam reasonably be considered to become clothing?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# depends if you're a clothes designer I guess
*covers model in jam*
Aha! my masterpiece!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# The very second you can easily be confused with a giant piece of toast.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Am it repost tiem?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# i hope so, because i was waiting for this
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Heh, I'm so predictable it makes me bleed from my own eyes.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Yours? You're doing it to my eyes too!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I missed that
Niffty, Sir

(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ta!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# He has the cold, dead eyes of a killer.
This was my half arsed attempt.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha
This is made of win
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# :) thanks.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:56, archived)
# thats
brilliant
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# waiting in a good way
hoping, i suppose
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I put literally
minutes of effort into my entry ; D

minutes seconds
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Ha ha
Fucking ace.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# fuck
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I think I prefer her clothes on.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:06, archived)
# ^this
with multiple Death Stars
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# looking through old unposted stuff...

But why is he holding a cup of coffee?

*EDIT - ZOO MAGAZINE HAVE JUST GAZ'D ME ASKING IF THEY CAN USE MY SNOWMAN 2 JUDGEMENT DAY THING!
a) Do they want to print all the frames of the animation? and b) do they honestly think I hold the copyright to the artwork?! :D
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# i espically like the hot cup of tea he has in his hand
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# YAY
.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Because space is cold?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# maybe he's offering them some?
lovely stuff Monsieur Toast
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# That's REALly fake!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# no bridge?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# did you shop that coffe mug in there ?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# no, that's what's puzzling me :D
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# whoooooooooooo
spooky
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# haha
unexpected coffee mug.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ok whos gonna start the bandwagon rolling ?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Don't do it
think of the children.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# they see me mowing, my front lawn....
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Me love Button Moon long time.
you may have a yay.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# perhaps they suspect you are briggs working under a pseudonym?
nice moon-work, btw
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Your edit says something about the mentality of the staff, as well as the reader
or have magazines gone Harry Potter all of a sudden?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:44, archived)
# You say 'reader'
but I thought Zoo was more for the pictures...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Ah yes, the 'words' factor, it's like barely concocted sentences, with lot's of PHWOOOOOOOR!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:50, archived)
# sounds like b3ta.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
#
b3ta a conservative party conference
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:15, archived)
# Most of the magazine could have been written
by a speak and spell with the aforementioned 'PHWOOOOOR' added in.
Although I guess many 'readers' of such low-grade left-handed literature would be troubled greatly by a speak and spell.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Check this out:
We here at ZOO have seen your work AVMP.jpg on B3ta.com. We would like to publish it in next week's issue of the magazine, in our "YOU'VE GOT SPAM!" section.

We are sorry, but we don't pay fees for reproduction of your work in the magazine, but we will of course publish any credit you so desire.

Please confirm that you are the originator of this work and let us know by return email if this is all okay with you.

Please email [email protected] and make the subject heading SPAM. If we don't hear from you, we won't publish.

Many thanks,

ZOO

Sent To YOU'VE GOT SPAM:

@ re: ZOO YOU'VE GOT SPAM!
No, fuck off and pay industry rates for people's work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled tempus fugit, Wed 2 Jan, 23:01, reply)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:03, archived)
# GET 'EM, JAHLED
FIGHT THE POWER
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Coming from an Emap employee...
...tell them to 'cunt off'.

Preferably in a Scottish accent.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:49, archived)
# he'd better watch that coffee...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Haha that's made me laugh much more than it should have done
woo
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Say they can use it
and for your 'any credit you so desire' choose to credit Nuts magazine.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hya ha!


Click for bigger (180KB)

Have some revision desktop!

Note: only applies if the final state is the same as the initial.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:31, archived)
# That's a great idea.
Looks pretty too
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:32, archived)
# I find messing with my revision in photoshop aids memory =3
Plus I'm learning myself some illustrator stuff.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I wish I had
Photoshop when I was at college now.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I started at the age of 11 with some sort of jasc trial from a cd =)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# theres a snake in the cheese
the cheese is green and tasty
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# it is made of people.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:35, archived)
# That's no snake
That's a tapeworm.

Or some sort of ribbon.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:37, archived)
# tape worms always remind me of video tapes
ahh the b3tamax :)
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Instantaneous
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:34, archived)
# is this about masturbation?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:38, archived)
# it's about SCIENCE!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:52, archived)
# isnt everything? provided you ask a physicist?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Scientific wanking!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:54, archived)
# always wear goggles.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:09, archived)
# Personally, I like to wank into a test tube.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# What, to get over
THE SHAME in the hope that you can claim it is an experiment if you ever get caught?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:14, archived)
# No, that's just weird.
it makes it easier for me to judge how productive my loins have been
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:17, archived)
# i sent this to my Girlfriend, it is now her background
she's giving you lesbian vibes by way of thanks
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Vesuvius
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# where u bin?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:19, archived)
# That's
a Rubbish pun.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# no where u wheelie bin?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:20, archived)
# ENOUGH
we should put a lid on it now.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# I refuse
to believe that.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Is that Ned's?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# It's gonna BLOW !
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Needs more
Oscar
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Ever wondered about Aleister Crowley's hat?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:12, archived)
# *SNORT!*
haha
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I did wonder why my teapot was going cold so quickly.
The thieving bastad.
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# So that's what went on his head
utterly brilliant

Woo
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Ta!
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:16, archived)
# tune!
Randy Rhoads kicked arse...
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 23:10, archived)
# He grew right in to it !
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:17, archived)
# agent orange?
(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yay!
Please, have this, delivered by messenger boy.

(, Wed 2 Jan 2008, 22:33, archived)

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