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like the BBC schedules...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

That's saved me having to do a Saturday night BBC1 schedule, adding the words 'Norton's' and 'Graham' as a prefix to each show :)

well done, that man :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

chancery lane

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)

MORNINGTON CRESCENT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

blimey!

you shot off a bit early

*frowns*

i'm sure that was outlawed in the fairport convention.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

Sorry My Liege (and Lief)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

I know what that's referring to, two secs...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

I tried to watch that, I really did, but she's worse than Catherine Tate

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

That's season 5's assistant sorted then

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

Pfft

Or failing that, just bring in Jimmy Carr and kill off Dr Who for good :(

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

Jimmy Carr-lek?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

If i had a tumbleweed gif

it's be doing its thing right now ;)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

hahaha, it's not even worth a tumbleweed gif :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

no, dr who will be gay and have sex with russel t davis on screen for the whole show

probably

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

is that before

or after RTD has pulled his head from his self satisfied arse

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

^ what he said

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

There was no way I could have watched it having seen the trailers.

I actually had to use the mute button.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

^this

I found it about as funny as testicular leprosy

Woo to the OP...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

So.......

what did you think of it? I personally find he idea of testicular leprosy hilarious!

NO MORE CONDOMS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

But without testicles...

you'd start growing breasts and....hang on...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Point proven.

Now I want a written retraction from you!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)

What do you mean?

She is Ctaherine Tate! Just with an affected African accent!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

i didn't even bother watching

i flicked over and it was all shouting and stuff so i watched something else until news night came on.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Not a fan of shouting then?

Answer the question Thor!

Did you or didnt you.....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

did i or didn't i what?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:00, archived)

/reference to Newsnight interview of Michael Howard

/1990 blog....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

ahhh

sorry, slow today, i attempted an overdose last night on red wine.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

Same here but with Cider. Ive only just woken up.

Even ended up naked on b3ta last night :S

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:08, archived)

i do hope you had live streaming cam pictures.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

look for my 700th post :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:03, archived)

Hahaha!

I feel no need to watch this person's show.

Same as that.... whatever his name is. The new Catherine Bastard Tate.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

She makes Catherine tate look good

which is going some

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

Bloody hell, really?

I definitely won't watch it now.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

Thank fuck it isnt just me who finds her totally unfunny.

Along with all female sketch shows that I remember ever seeing.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

Not Smack the Pony?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

OK then.

Ill give you both credit on that one. I didnt watch much of it, but I do remember finding that very funny!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

Redsushi standing by!

/seen family guy blue harvest.

not a sketch show perse, but the Sarah Silverman programme is awesome, the only female written comedy i've ever really enjoyed.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

I have to disagree with you there Im afraid.

I dont mind her in the films Ive seen her in, but I dont particularly like her in that. Although having said that, I do love that fat gay bloke! He is hilarious in everything Ive seen :)

In other news.......I just completely forgot what I was gonna fucking say! Damn this instant amnesia!

"Hey, C3PO, you still got that bag I asked you to look after? This is gonna be a loooooong trip!"

/also seen Blue Harvest :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

Not as good as Robot Chicken's take on star wars

but entertaining nonetheless

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

certainly not worth the money mrs monstrinho paid for the dvd

45mins? what a gip

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:01, archived)

You bought it?

Thatds just crazy! There is no way I would ever buy one episode of a programme on DVD! Especially considering it will be on the Season 7 DVD. Its like the film when they released it. They just ended up turning that into 3 episodes of the show!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:06, archived)

i didn't. wifie did before i could stop her

silly moo that she is.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)

Ill give them credit though

they did pay tribute to it at the end of the episode.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:05, archived)

what? you don't like lines like.....

"imagine this wheelchair marathon is a river of boiling lava, except everyone who touches it gets inspired rather than horribly burnt to death!"

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

Ha ha ha!

OK. I will try watching it again then :)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:04, archived)

the offensive joy of the show never really comes across in the ads cos they can't show anything good before the watershed

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:10, archived)

I watched teh tramp episode,

which whilst I found it funny for about 10 minutes, she started to get on my nerves after that!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)

"clicks"

*totally agrees*

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

she's as funny as a fresh turd on a plastic shovel

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

I don't know why...

but I found that image amusing...

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Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

heheh

me too, so actually she's less funny than a fresh turd on a plastic shovel

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

she's as funny as a death in the family

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

just the trailers for her shows are enough for me not to watch them!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

someone needas to tell her

shouty does not equal funny

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

I DOESN'T?!

i mean..
it doesn't?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

^this

very much so

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 27 Jan 2008, 5:21, archived)

am i missing something?

this isn't comedy. at all. bizarre choice of programming. at there's still Stephen Mangan's show...

(hemmer, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)

It is 'cos I is black...

that I'm able to be lots of racist stereotypes on the BBC?

Caught 10 minutes of this dreadful show on TV last night. It persuaded me it was time for bed.

(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 14:32, archived)

"He'll be fine. Just keep him away from the forklift."

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

if he spills it,

he could become a super sized blobby and terrorize tokyo!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

BLOBELIX!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

he will destroy us all!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

HONK!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

hahaha!!

have you spoken to mum or dad lately?
do you know how he's getting on at work?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

He's not started yet

They've both had a wee cough
but no not spoken since a week last Tuesday

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

errr

I bet that burns

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

oh noes!

have they taken a few days off before he starts?

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

wee cough = week off

DOBBER!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

SPANG

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

I'M TELLING MUM!!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)

Ahahahahah. A.

punchline of the day

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

ffs :)

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

Pfffffft

Stop being so fucking funny!
It makes the rest of us look bad.

Oh OK, have a big W/Y/H for this as well as it has made me snigger and guffaw and even belly laugh.

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

This is ages old

I've not done anything funny for aaaages
hehehe!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

Arf!

Ning all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

newsletter subject line compo

you know the drill
let your fingers do ill

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rob, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

something, something, heath ledger, something

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

something, something, Burt Ward

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

Burt Wards dead?

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

it's fromt he simpsons

*shuffles off embarrassed*

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

lol subject line lol

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

You!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

'sup!

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

my finger, pointing at the screen from where I lay, here on the floor

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

didn't your parents ever tell you that it's rude to point? *points*

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

which parents? those ones *points* ?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

gahhh! Too much rudeness! *runs*

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Look at 'im go! *points*

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

Amy Winehouse's used crack pipes

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

A BYPRODUCT OF KAPLINSKI'S TROUSER SLIME

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket the writers strike

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

NEWSLETTER: HITTING YOUR INBOX LIKE A MILLION BULL ELEPHANTS IN MUSTH!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

Must?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

yup.

when a male elephant is 'in the mood' it's called must.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

Should be called don't.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

Why?

Edit- and why do you know?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

actually it's musth,

and its when their hormones sky rocket and they must have sex or else!
EDIT: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

Ohhh!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket robs bathroom

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket a picket fence

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

westboro church to picket out of a tombola?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

ZOMG! INVISIBLE CAPTION! lol!

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Weetobix, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:21, archived)

hahahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket pickle factory

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

CATARACTS!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

^this

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

hahaha

TV Burp FTW. Best thing on telly.

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Yes!

as neither you nor I are on telly C]:0)
Yo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

damn right

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

Darn tootin'!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

I'll go with ^this^!

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4qxYhji_sd4

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

Fuck all chavscum up the chuff with a brick?

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

The B3TA newsletter: crash landing just short of your inbox

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

Hello Timelord!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

Aloha!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:56, archived)

westboro baptist curch to p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-picket a penguin

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

This ^

without a doubt...

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:05, archived)

FOR SALE: Joker Costume - One uncareful owner

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

oof!

and likely winner

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

*Hangs head in shame*

I wanted to make a joke about striking policemen being "policed" by miners on horseback, but I couldn't make a snappy headline out of it.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Rebranding mongs as "consignia"

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

I laugh.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

westboro baptist curch to pick their noses and eat it

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

SLAP ON A FAKE SMILE AND GO THROUGH THIS SHIT ONE MORE TIME.

(dara o'briain, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket for the sake of srgument

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

westboro baptist curch, what a bunch of cunts eh?

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

"pushing the boundaries of common decency"

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:23, archived)

*insert witty subject line here*

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Preaching from the gospel of hate

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

:RETTELSWEN

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Cue me trying to find a danish-english translation site.

*hits self on head*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

it'd look nice in a mirrory sort of way

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

it would indeed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

i really don't care, as long as it contains a dig at those fucked up cunts at westboro baptists church

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

Never fear, B3ta is here! Now bend over like a good boy.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

"Pissing Posters of by asking this question?"

* All the good stuff gets shoved off the page

o_o

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

To be fair

it IS Rob's page. He is our glorious leader. Rob Wrong Ill.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Good point

well presented..

"I am sorry Mr Rob"

* Pucker ups

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

JOKER IZ DED LOL.

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

westboro baptist curch to pokemon

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket from a line-up

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

Open wide for our link filled jism

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:25, archived)

westboro baptist curch to pick at the bits in the bible that prove a pre-decided point of view of one of their leaders and attempt to justify it by explaining that it's only what a giant sitting on a cloud asked them to do.

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

God Hates Mags

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

I've written a Bible

enough other people have translated it to their own wants over the years I thought it must be my turn by now.

It says "in the beginning there was a big bang, then stuff whizzed about and cooled off a touch and swirled and went hard. Stuff grew and we're now. the end. Live nice together now y'hear"

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

I like the "Stuff gre and we're now" line

it's enigmatic, has much potential for interpretation. I think it might mean "God hates fags".

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

ha! I spotted that and fixed it :)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

Westboro Baptist Church is basically Fred Phelps

who is 79 and will die soon, and then the spell will be broken and rest of his family will shuffle their feet and stop being cunts.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

he's brainwashed the whole lot of them hard enough for it to continue for a while I reckon

or at least until the CIA storm in like it's WACO. ut seeing as they haven't already I assume they must be paying someone off, or their views are shared by the president.

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

I don't think they're actually breaking any laws,

we're legally allowed to be cunts unto one another, this is an important freedom.
Can't really have an abduction angle since they're his family.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

if only this were true

sadly, I imagine his legacy of hate and idiocy will be carried on.

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Shiksa, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:50, archived)

BUTTER OUR ARSE AND FILL IT WITH JOY

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

And this statement is directed to Grandpa Phelps...

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

Surprisingly less offensive than anything the westboro church publishes

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

Fighting the good fight against productivity at work

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

£3.5 Billion loss attributed to overly long lunch breaks

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket archeological dig because it dis-proves their point and upsets them a little.

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

ROADWORKS OUTSIDE REHAB - WHITE LINES REMOVED

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

Is there gas in the car? Yes there's gas in the car!

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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

this newsletter's fitted with a childproof cap, no joke.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

Not to be taken on an empty stomach

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:27, archived)

Amy winehouse takes drugs. omg. omg. omg.

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket Phillip Morris Products, because God clearly hates fags

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

The real reason Peter Hain resigned

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

BUT WHICH IS BETTER? WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH OR SCIENTOLOGY? THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT..... FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hahahahahaahaha

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

Free sleeping pills inside

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

fingering your fish like a sleezy captain birdseye

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

Because ginger is beautiful

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:29, archived)

^this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

Oh, I wasn't being serious...

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

^not this^

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

Crashing into your inbox like a gigantic undeclared donation

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH PICKETS CRICKET WITH LEMONY SNICKET

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

THE REIGN OF HAIN SLIPS PLAINLY DOWN THE DRAIN

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

HA. THATS CLEVAH.

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

Ur mum.

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Cae1, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

To: Heath Subject: Cheep Viagra, Codine, all the drugs you want!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

^THIS

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

Hahahaha

dear oh dear.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

hehehe

evil this ^

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:48, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket B3ta HQ because we called them shitty-cuntstains.....wait, we didn't? oh, well then, westboro baptist church are a bunch of shitty-cuntstains.

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

have they nicked your Smarties or something?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

They've nicked his H key

(Fat Bear is adjusting your breasts on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

NO GARY GLITTER/GEORGE BUSH JOKES THIS WEEK PLEASE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

DED LOLZ OK!

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

God Loves Tabs

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

FREE NOOSE INSIDE. AND A GUN IN CASE THE NOOSE DOESN'T WORK

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

Kills 99% of all known gurns?

I dunno...

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

Folded like a plane to help Prince William learn how to fly.

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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:31, archived)

B3ta Newsletter - Taking some time off to clear its name

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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

Easing you into the oncoming recession with pictures of kittens

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

easing you into oncoming kittens with pictures of the recession

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

B3ta: Stuffing your cock into a kitten for fun and profit.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:58, archived)

westboro baptist curch to picket tom cruise' anus for various reasons...

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

Showcasing the awesome power of boredom

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

wake up, the masseur's here .

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

Because you pathetic mortals won't realise our true agenda until it's too late

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:34, archived)

QUANTUM OF SOLACE? MY ARSE

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

hahah

the Americans will love that

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

They surely can't be using that as a title for the American release?

There's just no way any of them will know what the fuck the words mean, let alone any context.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:59, archived)

It's a strange one to be sure

I remember when they had to change the title to 'Licence to Kill' from the original 'Licence revoked' because a lot of Americans questioned didn't know what the word revoked meant.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:03, archived)

Hey kids! Bet you a tenner we can make the pool from up here!

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

Probing our sticky fingers deep inside your inbox

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH STOLE MY H KEY

and they are also cunts

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

We see dead people (The Dark Knight is released in cinemas July 25th, 2008)

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Victor Meldrew, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

batman gives up his no killing policy!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:37, archived)

heheh

what about

"WHY SO SERIOUS?

BECAUSE ITS A FUNERAL, YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT!"

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:47, archived)

DEPRESSED? KILL YOURSELF AND SEND US THE PICS!

(dara o'briain, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

Resigning for the good of the country

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

Winehouse is admitted into kebab

unlike home Secretary

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

"They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is..."

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:39, archived)

Please support our sponsored killing spree.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:40, archived)

causing worldwide panic with frankly irresponsible financial behaviour

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

Bringing down the French banking system from the inside.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:41, archived)

Subject line omitted due to writers strike

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:42, archived)

Now available in Enema form

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

FLYING IN THE FACE OF AN ONCOMING WORLD RECESSION BY INCREASING THE INTEREST RATE 100%

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

WE AIN'T GOT NONE DRAIN BAMAGE.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:43, archived)

i lolzed @ this

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

We're even less responsible than the financial sector

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

Darker than Desmond Tutu's Underpants!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:44, archived)

Politician in financial scandle sock

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:45, archived)

Driving inflation since 2001

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:46, archived)

BED SPACE AVAILABLE IN ARKHAM ASYLUM

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Be very very quiet, we're hunting Hollywood actors

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:49, archived)

Suffering from dual engine failure so you don't have to

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:51, archived)

Welcoming the move to install b3ta in BA cockpits

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

Inna-Gadda-Da-B3ta, Bay-beh, Dontcha know that I Luh-hove Yo-ooo?

(Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:52, archived)

David Dickinsons mangled face

/ac

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:53, archived)

coming through your inbox like a bulbous postman

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:54, archived)

THERE'S A WHALE IN THE THAMES AND IT'S WEARING YOUR MOMMA'S TIGHTS

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:02, archived)

Banned by the BBFC for the third time

(beemoh, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)

"Hi, my name's Keith Fletcher and I am dead now"

(it was like that when I found it fueled by Fanta, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)

slightly safer than a reckless vasectomy.

(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:54, archived)

Thirsty work

(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

hahaha, coffee on my quilt

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

Tears on my pillow

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

salty tears?

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mugatu, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:28, archived)

Salty man tears, from the veiny love tree

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:30, archived)

OMG Tipex

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:16, archived)

Shouldn't the other one have been Marilyn Manson?

or whomever else has got that 'Stomach pumped of cum' story thru the years...

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:24, archived)

hmm...

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:31, archived)

spring clouds - that reminds me of a face :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

Oh this is lovely.

Very calming picture.

Today would be an excellent day for a hike if I wasn't at work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

i agree

if there were anywhere to hike to around here!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

*lives in Bucks, works in Herts*

It's all country round 'ere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

lucky old you

we've got the sea - but thats about it!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

OOOH TRADE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

it's brown and smells......

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

as long as we trade houses too

mines small i need a bigger place :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

I have a flat.

But it's a victorian one with 10ft ceilings....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:20, archived)

deal!

meet me down the pub to trade keys :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:36, archived)

* needs more trees?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

hehehe

nice :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:35, archived)

oo lovely

looks a bit like Maiden Castle, where I once swallowed a Creme Egg whole by accident

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

ouch

i bet that wasnt fun :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

a whole creme egg?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

yep

I thought I'd put it in my mouth and just let it melt, but then I had a panic that I might swallow it whole - and in that panic that's exactly what I did

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

Did you get an enormous chocolate hit?

Try snorting one next time.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

I was gonna say "what a waste of a creme egg"

but actually, Id find that pretty damn scary...

ugh, that gives me the shivers thinking about it

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:17, archived)

haha

in my mind, a big egg shape slowly traveled down your neck like a cartoon ostrich.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:26, archived)

Hahahahaha

Some kid burnt my neck

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

I didn't like it

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

Did you have to punch yourself in the throat to smash the egg

and clear the blockage? 'Cos that would make you a double hard barsteward.

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

that is excellent.

just what i needed at the moment!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

thank ya sir!!

sorry your having a tough day :(

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

thanks me old mucker!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

smashin :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

thank you sir!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

nice

now put steve mcqueen in it jumping that fence

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:13, archived)

hehehehe

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)

Ahem.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

fuck a goose!

i did not need to see him.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

You're lucky he's incompetent.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

haha!!

god i'm having a shit day at work today

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

hello ivesy

do you ever have a good day?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

sometimes!

some days it's good,
others it's par.
today is bollocks.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

what you need to do

is stick highly confusing warning labels on all your equipment

"WARNING: DO NOT overclock the XRN processor, or fibration may occur"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahaha!!

the problem with that is i'd get even more stupid questions!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

*hug*

bastards. Shall I stabbycutlassdeath them?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

that would be great!!

you're the best captain ever!
DS9 tonight!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

BLECH

The Reaping for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

is thata repeat of wednesdays?

oh no, that was reaper...

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

Aye

that was good though, I enjoyed it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

i'll watch it if i remember!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

are we about to lose a meme? :(

www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a87461/beadle-seriously-ill-with-pneumonia.html

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

Bloooooody hell

poor chap. 59's no age, if he does go.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

i thought he was murdered

but honestly if he dies and somebody makes a joke about it i will flounce

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

if he does and nobody makes a joke about it I'll be amazed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

The coffin handles will be smaller on one side...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:18, archived)

Kitty no likey BOSS levels...

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Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

OH NO!

Hehehe, big battles on Heavenly Sword are like that. Ow, my hand.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

OH God I know...

...I gave up in the end. A Boss level over three levels? CouldNotBeBleedingArsed. Good game up until then though...

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Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Aye, bit short though.

I'm playing Elder Scrolls Oblivion now. I've put it down for a week as I was getting obsessive- built up 30 hours of gameplay in one week....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

Oblivion on PS3 has eaten my life for the last 6 months

my character now has over 100 for all stats other than luck

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

that game is damn good.

still not got shivering isles though....

the dark brotherhood has to be the best mission arc in the game imho

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

Aye, I'm just short of completing it

I got distracted by maging about.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

dark brotherhood missions are great

although my favorite part of the game is collecting cool stuff and making ridiculous weapons and spells. Area effect paralyse spell is pure comedy - makes everyone fall over in a 40ft range!

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

Ooooh really!?

I must have a go at that.

That fucking elf guy, never seen nirnroot. WHAT?! Have you opened your eyes near water?!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

damn straight

i didn't realise there even was a quest for it until i accidently killed someone i wasn't supposed to. best quest instigation ever.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

What actually happens if you become a vampire?

Apart from your face goes all odd.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)

Not been a vampire either

looks pretty cool though, although you can't go outside during the day.

I use this website quite a bit for tips:
www.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Oblivion

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

well i caught taht haemo-disease thing but nothing sodding happened last time i went though the game.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:22, archived)

Bloooody hell.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

i got that game as a present

i want to like it, but the lack of guns and the fact that every character looks like they've been made out of chewing gum and stretched ever so slightly out of shape is off putting.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

You could get a wizardy staff thing

that's a bit like a gun.

But tis 'spensive.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

i should play it again

especially as i'm being paid to work from home today :D

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

Oooh you bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

I want a PS3 so I can have a go on that Assassin's Creed game

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)

It's overrated.

go to zero punctuation and watch the fucking ace reviews- there's one on there about Assasin's Creed.

It's alright, but I'm not a huge fan.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

I was gonna get that, but i have been put off by reports of bugs and general crappiness

still, it does have nice gfx

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)

ahh

I've only seen the trailers, but if it's buggy and shit then I won't bother, like arsing Driver 3 (sorry, Driv3r)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

It's not that buggy

it's just a bit....well.

Here. Listen/watch.

www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed

You will enjoy this, promise.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:11, archived)

Try Call of Duty 4 online

Sweet Jeezus, that's Soooo bloody addictive. Especially whaen you get some 12 year old twerp from Sweden saying you're shit...

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Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

My Wifi doesn't want to work on the PS3

The Wii's fine with it, it's odd....

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)

Ooooh I played that the other day

*me likey* such a pretty game!

Woo to the picture top fluf!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

The arrow guiding is the most satisfying thing ever.

I like getting people in the eye or the bollocks.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

Me too!

Although it was fookin hard doing it when she was upside down. Head fook or what?

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Ninj, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

head fuck?

tried playing mario galaxies yet? a man needs a strong stomach and a good sense of direction for that.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)

Definitely!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

lol >.<

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

i'm playing through starcraft again atm.

i forgot how satifying the zerg are as a species

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

hehehe :)

oh no!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

poor kitty!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Looks like it spent all night getting the powerup

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

Hahaha!

This has made my morning fun!

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Weetobix, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)

On the run

(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

Just come in

seen this.

Awesomes

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

hahah

this is highly daft and lovely

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

I misread that...

...I thought it said "You'll never catch me, Alice Cooper"

My error. Woo!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

^ This

Ning All

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

wierdly

me too.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

me too

i think i like it better that way

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

Who?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

Alice Cooper

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

nice try

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

Yes, I did this too

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)

Yep

me and all

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)

Ooooh

This is fantastic!! *saves to favourites*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

that's fab! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

That's chuffing awesome

WOO

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:32, archived)

Cool

I like this

(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:33, archived)

Morning!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

hahaha

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Just Flange, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

Hahaha

Very good! :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

:D excellent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

pffft

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

hehe :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

What's up with that?

Did somebody complain about it?
Was it God Save The Queen?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)

yup on both counts

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

i find the 69 in your user name offensive

down with this sort of thing

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

I actually don't like it myself...but it's kinda stuck now

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)

guilty as charged

i prefer sensitive reasoning to complain though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)

I'm going to blank you for spoiling our fun

so you can feel embarrassed by my silent opprobrium. Hang on a minute.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:09, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:10, archived)

pfffft

Is it me, or do all the atheletes look a bit simple...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

hehehe

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

Super

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

hahaha

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

ARF!!

Great comedy timing and I like the sketchy style too!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

HIYA gorgeous one!

*knots*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

*right proper knottage*

Good morrow fair lovely! How goes it in the land of NoB3ta?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

My life is a desolate wasteland

With the tender sweet cunts and cocks of b3ta.

How are you and the manwife?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

We're all good!

He's just got a new job where they're not going to take the piss any more, so that's fun. I'm still in my cunt of a job, although I'm looking for new stuff.

Want to see our baby?

Aunty H, meet Fran.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

that potato's never going to hatch, you know

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)

Hehehehe!

It's actually a hollow hide thing.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

Awwwww he is Gorgeous!!

I love lizards... s/he looks to big to be a Gecko what is he?/she?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

She is a gecko, a hypertangerine leopard, she's just very close to the camera.

She's about 7 inches so far, we reckon she's still got a couple more to grow as her dad was a monster, bless him.

She's the most darling thing ever. She barks sometimes (no, really, tiny lizard bark) and doesn't like it when you stop cudding her.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

I'm getting a lizards/gecko when I move into my flat

well, it's that, a snake, or a fish

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

GECKO GECKO GECKO

friendliest of all the options.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)

hehe :D

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

i just gurgled tea from my nose

it hurts *sob*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

Ooooh ouch

rub your cheeks at the top, about half an inch under your eyes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

does that really work?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

Does for me.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

that helps?

the my top tip i learnt recently from my med student mates is if you're feeling sick pinch the nerve cluster in your top lip below the septum of your nose and that greatly suppresses the gag reflex, you'll still feel wrong but it easier to hold it down.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

Im sure that can be useful in more that one situation....

...ahem

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)

Awww poor thing *sympathises*

Here have a tissue...

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

hahaha!

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- D - SharkTrousers, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

hahah

all the old biddies will be queuing up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

as they say in France 'fucking front page this now!'

very good sir :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:51, archived)

This has made me wee myself with laughter.

Thank you for brightening up an otherwise dull day.

FP it! FP it HARD!

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:38, archived)

Hahaha

Thank :)

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 13:07, archived)

Smashingood

It's all about the timing!

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 12:11, archived)

Well Matthew.... Tonight I am going to be........

...DEVIANTART

I know its not funny but I did make it, thought it was pretty and thought I would share...

Plus if you click on the picture there is a NSFW treat :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:37, archived)

oo very nice

heheh "stains around the bottom"

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

are we talking the picture or the link

Can you see one in your lounge is what I want to know!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

Yay!

Ello sausage - good to have you back :)

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Weetobix, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

Tis just for a day for now

I have to go out later anyway so its just for this morning really (doh)

nice to see you too though *huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

Aww, it is teh pretty.

It's shedding sparkles!

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

Eeee thankees

I prefer to call it 'dandruff'

That's right my heart has dandruff!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

*rubs heart with head and sholders*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

But but

you'll get dandruff all over you ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:50, archived)

Is it...

...a Vallingtimes card?

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)

that's lully miss sausage :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

Thanks dearie :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

lovely stuff

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:39, archived)

Ta very much!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

well tats just loverly, soir

clicks

but i cant check the nsfw due to being at work :P

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

Its not that unsafe for work...

and its not that interesting so don't worry...its just a vagina couch :D

edit: and thanks!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:41, archived)

hahahha, thats just mad

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

that's magic

i like that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

Thank you lovely

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

Brill!

and a nice comfy sofa too
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

Thanks

I really want to buy one for my parents just for the reaction... maybe my grandparents: think straight laced church goers sitting on that hehehe

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)

You don't appear to sit on it

so much as be swallowed by it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)

lully!

and that's a classy couch

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

Ta!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:43, archived)

I like that because it is pretty

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Thank you dearie :)

mit groet and all that

(you are dutch right?)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

Met groeten?

Ja. ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)

oooooh pretty

and hahahahahah fanny chair!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Ta!

Everyone will want one I tell you!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

Access Denied

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:44, archived)

Save it for later

Its great fwap material ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

That's lovely, is that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

Thanks :)

*touches inappropriately* how are you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:48, archived)

To aleviate confusion

I'm all good, but let's continue this conversation in the thread above. ;-)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:49, archived)

my new russian sex doll has arrived

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

Hahahahaha you bastard

;)

/edit:

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

pffft

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

Notice the spong on that one

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

i did and that is why i clicked

it made it for me

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

haha I love this

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

I would demand my money back

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)

eewww for the baby

First real out loud chuckle of the day

WOOOO!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

why do i suddenly want to start going OOOGA-CHAH-KAH?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

I can't stop this feeling

deep inside of me
girl you just don't realise
what you do to me...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

oooff

Wrong-ness on toast with a side order of woo.

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

you wrong, wrong man

;)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

'ning buddy

sorry i didn't replay earlier, i was away from desk.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:32, archived)

hahahaha!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

Wrong!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

wrong 'un

also woo

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)

it would appear you are wrong

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/4532495

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)

I'd listen to him! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)

hehe

this place sure has changed

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:36, archived)

I know :(

I honestly can't be bothered posting anymore...'cock shaped' cartoons and
birds with 'generic eyes and teeth' are frowned upon

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:40, archived)

i think we need another offensive challenge

toughen some of these folks back up again

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:42, archived)

agreed

animal suicides was the last mildly offensive one i think of

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:47, archived)

OH MY GOD!

those cushions are horrible

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:34, archived)

oo I just noticed them

NSFW!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:35, archived)

Erm... waiter!

Increase da peace (of bread)

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)

YOU ARE A NONSENSE!

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)

but can he be milked?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

of course

They can all be milked

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)

Eh-heheheheheeh.

You can start off by buying me a drink, at least - then we'll see how it goes.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

Shall we try?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

ARF

This is impossible...I mean where would it buy scuba gear on a sunday?

*cudddddddddddles to a squillion pieces*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)

also, would there be room for the rabbit in the bowl?

when two elephants are already hiding in there?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

;)

its a hare :P

and there are three elephants :P

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

potato potahto

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ooo!

That was nice.

*smooshes*

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

Haha

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

Hiya Prodge

*hugs*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

SEMI-UNEXPECTED HARE!

heheh this is great

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

yeah, that sprig of basil on top is TOTALLY unacceptable

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

Woo!

some really good stuff coming from you lately ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:29, archived)

Loving the bubbles

woo

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

Ooooh ^this^

I didn't spot them before, most woo!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:45, archived)

Rabbits!

I am just going to spam here:

bum Dug

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:31, archived)

it just popped in there...

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

Who is the brown one in the middle I recognise him but drawing a blank (plus hedoesn't look too happy!)

Woo et YAY

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

its sad sack

from the raggy dolls!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

Dolls like you and me

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

I hated raggydolls... still, had a catchy tune

woo for the pic!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

Were they the ones with that french doll?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)

Oui!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

I always wanted her to scream out

AGHHHH!! JE CROIS JE ME SUIS CASSE LA JAMBE!

no reason, would just be funny :)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

I believe I am a leg?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

oooh close

I believe I have broken my leg

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

OH NOES!

oh! I see . . . *belms*
Honk!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

there was a french one, Claude, I think....

damn, how's that for memory?

edit, actuall I can remember sad-sack (the one pictured) and HiFi who couldnt speak properly or something

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:18, archived)

I think I'm thinking of a different

The one I'm thinking of had a girl french doll

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

hmmmmm.... the only other kid prog i can think of with a doll was bagpuss....

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

Its just hit me in a flash...

Tiny tots...

_{little bastards}

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

I'm WAY too young to remember them . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

oh god, I do know what that is... christ that was painful

infact anything by that production company was- tinytots,rosie and jim, and the worst offender: POB

fecking puppet crap.

:D

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

Ahhh the spitter

what a great role model for kids!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:27, archived)

yeah, "grow up to be a complete retard, who cant speak properly, and who can keep his clothes together" (the jumper used to unravel)

wow, what a legacy he's left behind!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

I know the one you mean.

It was "Tots' TV" - they had a "sac magique"

That's about all I remember, except that they spent a lot of time in the garden shed.

(moogal has eggs, Sat 26 Jan 2008, 0:14, archived)

ahhhhhhh

Thank you, that was really bugging me..

That is also now going to be my insult of choice today.

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

They're

dolls like you and me.

Edit: Arse.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)

blimey, ain't seen you on here in a while

although that could just be me being absent during the day a lot more

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)

I'm off work today...

Got a new job and simply now too busy important :P

(that and the gits have blocked the site).

Edit: how rude of me! hi, and how are you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

i think i might have a proxy server knocking about somewhere

if that'd help?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:19, archived)

Alas no

I work for an IT company (a large one) I also sit next to the guy that monitors everything and I know that they have things to detect proxies... I don't understand it as I'm a thickie.

I wasn't joking about being too busy though either :( I'm going to quit soon so I'll be back MUAHAHAHAHAHA to post inane shit on here :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

as long as more hawt pikchures of laydeez are involved :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

Nopes

its not involving boobies

its a bit of an arty one actually

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

but you draw such wonderful boobies! :O

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)

hooray!

i do hope so as we miss you and your drawing skillorz!

;)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

Bumlick!

Sheesh! What's happened to you! You used to be all smitey . . . *sighs*

'nings you! I concur about CW's drawingses
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:26, archived)

awww thanks gorgeous

How are you the lady and the littlun?

*huggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

they am splendid thank you

she's a right littl minx at the moment getting into allsorts of scrapes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:33, archived)

terrible twos?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:38, archived)

sort of (even though she's only 19 months)

but in general she's brill and still sleeps through the night so i can't grumble too much.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:46, archived)

currently sulking about Yazoo ticket prices taking the piss

after a week of anticipation

other than that, good.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

hahaha

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

Celebropedia - Celine Dion

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

woo, im loving this!

'ningles

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

Oooh this is lovely

in a very hatstand way... the artwork's great!!

'nings all :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

*POUNCE!*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

ACK!

Hiya gorgeously silly one..

How are you?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

Braw!

but busty C]:0(

I've not punned in weeks! Hey! I got a coupla xanth novels for Christmas \\o/
They're punarific

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

They are a pun goldmine - they'll soon flood your pun drought right outta the board ;)

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

*gleeees*

How rude of me how're you?

Tell me all!
*gets comfy*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

excellent drawing

do you draw this then scan it?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

Yep

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

cool

thats verra awesome

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

Superb!

WOO!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

Pfffffffffffffffff

what a way to start the day!

'ning all!

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

Celine Dion:

Most terrible of the loud, long necked mammals

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

^^This^^

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

hahah she's nearly as frightening as her husband

ello b3ta

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

'ello Nibs

how's the mighty outer reaches of Londinium this morning?

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

ning brooms

's a bit nippy in Slough today, I may have to go and warm my hands on the fumes coming out of the Mars factory

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

chocolate fumes....

*drools*

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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)

'ey up lad

how do?

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

oo ello CW

you bin away/lurking?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

away unfortunately

and this is just a one morning wonder I'm afraid

although I do have a very lame picture to post :D

*cuddles* nice to be missed though :D

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

ah we best make the most of you then :)

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

'ning MN

fareth thee well?

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:13, archived)

nings Geoff

today I am wearing 3 cardigans

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

nice

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mongychops, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:11, archived)

*fears Dion*

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

Blimey

too true

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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

This is exactly how she does it

woo!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:15, archived)

fantastic

you should compile these into a book and head for lulu

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:16, archived)

I've only

done two pages, more of a pamphlet at the moment.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:21, archived)

oooooh

how did the b3ta book go? I never got to see the finished article :(

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:23, archived)

It withered and died

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

its just taking a breather waiting to be revived

(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)

100% of bovine FACT!

i think you'll find.

she loves grazing the treetops does that dion.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

I'd forgotten about that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:25, archived)

I love the squirrel so much

that I'm delurking for only the second time in months to say so.

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boris the spider, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

yaaaaaa...

...aaaay!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:15, archived)

'ning

Click for bigger, more readable
Sorry, the strips are now a new improved size (50% extra free!) so I'll have to post it here as a thumbnail

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

post them normal size dagnammit :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:05, archived)

But they'll look pants*

*technical phrase

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

660 pixels isn't too tall is it?

this one www.b3ta.com/board/7995013 is 743 and the image hosting didn't try and thumbnail it

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:10, archived)

OK, hands up...

I got obviously got optimisation wrong first go trying to shrink it down to 50k. It looked bloomin' awful. Just tried again it it looks fine.

In future it'll be back to full size.

Sorry World! (And Mr Toast)

(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

no need to apologise for being polite :)

_{and am looking forward to instant full size glory in the future :)}

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:20, archived)

hullo toasty

*enhuggles*

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)

'ello missy

long time no enhuggling

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

*much chucklage

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:06, archived)

Arf!

Lovely stuff!!

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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

*wipes arse on ninja uniform*

Mmmmm! Black silk . . .

Woo! unt Arf!
Ace!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:17, archived)

Gary Two-Wigs QC

prollybinduntho..

Hello?

Where is everybody? It's not REALLY Gary Glitter..

:@ |

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:50, archived)

I'm here

Tis an excellent 'shop. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

Thank heavens!

I was sitting all alone in sunny Warsaw, and everyone seemed suddenly to go away!
Ta :@ )

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:04, archived)

I think most people are sick of seeing him in this comp

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:22, archived)

just in this

comp?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:28, archived)

As your friendly smiling paedophile icon, he does his job,

but he is somewhat over used, and most often in a very lazy way...

BUT at least he is actually a paedo, as opposed to, say, Mathew Kelly, or the John Lesley jokes, when both were fitted up by the tabloids and fully acquitted of all charges, which saddens me somewhat...

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..wil, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 11:19, archived)

Excellent stuff

I've just had a complete nutter on the phone

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:24, archived)

ho hum

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)

Fred West and His Curious Canisters!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

exactly!

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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:42, archived)

arf!

i'm sure he'll find work as a handyman.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:43, archived)

ning chap

I just scored some top tickets for Goldfrapp at the seaside, woohoo!
Anyone else going to be in Bexhill on Sea on 21st June?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:48, archived)

Oooh you bumface that sounds ace

are tickets selling like heated sponge or are people able to buy them for a bit still? I may mention this for a manwife, I haven't been to a 'popuylar music' gig in AAAAGES.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

they've been on sale since 9

www.delawarrpavilion.com/WhatsOn/TheatrePerformanceDetail.aspx?EventId=4774 you can try

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:01, archived)

I may do, I'll have to check with himself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

I just turned down the opportunity of going to see Yazoo (for first and last time, prolly) on account of ridiculous ticket prices.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:59, archived)

goldfrapp was remarkably reasonable at 25 quid I thought

24 plus a quid booking.
I remember going to gigs in london and being shocked when it was more than a tenner for a major artist!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

considering i'm seeing Chumbawamba and Nouvelle Vague in the next few weeks, and while they're not 'popular artists' the tickets are only £15

£45 is taking the piss, even if it is a 'once in a lifetime' opportunity.

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:07, archived)

indeed

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HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

hence i have a major sulk on...

although i may channel this into AN ART at some point, for the good of all :D

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:14, archived)

get a bottle of Yazoo instead and stare at it for 2 hours

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:12, archived)

Thor

A Harris Hawk, just asked the bird house, and apparently the guy still goes there. I fell asleep last night by accident

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:51, archived)

Are you the red fox?

*puts down briefcase*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:53, archived)

THE RATS ARE APPROACHING THE FRIDGE

I REPEAT

THE RATS ARE APPROACHING THE FRIDGE

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:54, archived)

*looks around shiftily*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:00, archived)

Silence is golden, the hat is too big, one pint of milk please

*whispers into lapel*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:02, archived)

Don't worry, I'm not a Russian Assassin :)

www3.barnesy.org/board/7993652#post7993727

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:03, archived)

isn't the passphrase 'Angelina Jolie just creamed her pants'?

or was that last week?

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mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:09, archived)

ah, i thought so

they are quite common for that use, there's a pest control company round here that use one to scare the gulls away from buildings.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 10:30, archived)

lets bury that one

under the patio

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:46, archived)

Feak and weeble I know, but i have a cold :@ (

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:33, archived)

he'd be nae bother,

he wouldn't be allowed to move!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:39, archived)

and he could put his head on

upside down and NO-ONE WOULD NOTICE!!

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blyerkit e k trilby, Fri 25 Jan 2008, 9:41, archived)

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