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# O HAI GUIZ SOME CHIKANS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# CHIX
Is good, ja? Ja. Kartoffeln?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Cockchickens!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# BUKAAAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# First on the agenda
CORN
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# heheh
tuktuktuktuk: oh look, food!
bukbuk-bukawwwwk: I've laid an egg
bukukukukuk: hmm, that looks like a fox
bukawwwwwwwk-bukawwwwwwk: SHIT! A FOX!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# I am in love with this
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# What is a chickens?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# :D
This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# hhahaha
bullet points for chickens :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hello Chickaensd
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# HELLO CHIKANS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# omfg CHICKANDS
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Your chickens are lovely.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# BUK BUK WE FOUNDS SUM GRAINS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Yay! Willychickens!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# chikans is all very well

BUT CAN THEY BE STACKED ?
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# WOOP WOOP!
fab
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# OH HAI I LIEK UR CHIKANS
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Fuseli's Nightmare.

(Sorry, Fuseli.) Click here to visit terrible blog and see pic bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# beware!
Noon my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Noon!
How finds it you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# meh
have to go through a massive InDesign document and fix all the broken links, before I can export to eps then import and resave in Quark, so our Printers can print the job

17 bloody pages
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Good old Quark
We still use it for everything, thanks to our lovely printers, who are still on release 4 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Hah, sod that
Send em a high res pdf and let them go whistle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I feel your plight :(
stupid smelly Quark *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:10, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE QUARK WITH IT'S ABILITY TO CONSTANTLY CRASH AND NOT BE VERY GOOD AT DROP SHADOWS
edit: perhaps we should start an anti Quark clique
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I ENDORSE THE ABOVE WORDS
Edit: I concur *joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I think I'll draw up an awful badge using quark later
so we can all wear it in our profiles like desperate people with name tags at a party.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# \o/ hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# *points at name tag*
"Grandma"

"note the smile face in the circular section of the last 'a'"
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# *points at name tag*
"Droog"

"note the bewbs drawn in the circular sections of the two O's"
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *desperately tries to hold your attention*
*chortles*
*pushes glasses further up bridge of nose*
*wipes nose on sleeve*


Nice to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Make the text cut off at the bottom of the badge
and make the background image a completely useless low res rendering of an eps file that doesn't allow you to see what it was at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# [TRANSLATION ERROR]
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *SEETHES*
Bloody quark
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Quark XPress has unexpectedly quit
...haha just kidding you probably expected it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The most galling thing
is the rediculously arrogant huge price-tag they slap on it, when compared with the beautiful, shiny and comparatively cheap Adobe creative suite
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# we only use it for one catalogue now
which takes us about 4 months from start to finish.

2 months worth are it starting up/saving/crashing
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# concurrently
we also only use it for one magazine, and it's the biggest ballache in the world when you've been used to using lovely indesign.

BLOODY APPLE-D IS SUPPOSED TO PLACE AN IMAGE!! NOT DUPLICATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:40, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# This is the voice of the beehive
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I'm in
Quark is the devil's own dtp software, programmed by a crack team of paedophiles who insert subliminal messages into the help file to encourage kiddie fiddling*

*Hey, it worked in court...
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Count me in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Am I allowed to join if I don't know or care what quark is?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# do you hate things that crash just when you're saving or dragging a text box from...
... say over here v to I don't know say over here v

if so yes you can.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Yes I do hate that.
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I've been campaigning against it for years
Bloody weird soft cheese shite these foreigners eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# You're just the kind of guy/girl/eggplant for our group
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I am not an eggplant.
I am a free man!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It was the only other program I learnt in DTP
The main one was Photoshop. We did nothing that really was anything to do with DTP. It should have been called 'Fuck about with Photoshop BTEC'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I absolutely will join this
Unicode support, my arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I quite like when I rang up the helpline being referred to as Mr Rick
Mr Rick, are you there? Mr Rick?

/rofls
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha is that Sturdy girl?
I love this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# The rarest meme ever!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This was an alternative I was working on.

Preferred the one above, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# The board needs more Sturdy girl, that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# hahaha
thinly-veiled imagery ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I think I have an incubus.
Tisn't chump though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Must be Smug Bastard then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Doesn't smell of croissants, Farenheit and Chelsea cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# That sounds remarkably like me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :D my dad wears Fahrenheit.
If you wear it too I shall say the same thing to you as I do to him: stop it, it's bloody horrible. What happened to that bottle of Jazz you had? That was alright, that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# I don't
I was just commenting on the remarkable coincidence that I:
1) don't smell of croissants
2) don't use fahrenheit
3) aren't from, and have never been to chelsea
...
5) profit: I would be surprised to learn I'm not your incubus now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# OH I SEE.
You might be. But I think you've got the wrong accent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Vot do you mean?

I can do many accents, ashally
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:26, archived)
# I don't want to go to Chelsea
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Do you want to go to Tesco?
I have to go later and I don't want to go on my own. I'll buy you a creme egg.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:22, archived)
# cor, yeah
I'm easy, me
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:27, archived)
# YAY STURDY!
and and and and and and and and and Chump!

edit: OMGBEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# hahahaha!!
whats 'sturdy girls' history?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:17, archived)
# I don't know, actually.
But she's criminally underused.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Happy families with Kim Jong Il...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# i like this
but i can't explain why..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# thie brings the fear for me
i hope you are satisfied :)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# haha this is great
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha
This is amusing and a bit frightening at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Yay!

He da illest playa 'round!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# ARRREC BAAAAAAARRRRRRWIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# *office sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Office sracist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:06, archived)
# oh you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:11, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FUCKIN BUSY I AM?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:07, archived)
# YOUR BWEAKIN' MY BARRS, HANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Needs more guy in swimming cap
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:19, archived)
# I have new plans for him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:29, archived)
# Good, good!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Screw you Hans Brix
woo
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# oh harrow hans!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)
# OI! You looking at mi bird?!
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
he needs to pluck that now!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# a bit hully for monday...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Pipe smoker of the year, 1970.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That wiki page needs updating!
I really wanted to know who it was in 2006. Shall we wiki-edit a winner?
Pete Doherty?
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahahull
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Tricia Takanawa?
CIGGY TIME! 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# haha - grand and topical!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hahaha
lovely and wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Wong
you say?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# You want bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
#
Duoshao qian?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# twenty dollar
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# That's a shame
I was looking to pay twenty five
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Hello Dave!:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:51, archived)
# To hull with you!
In other news, I've just discovered Brian Blessed is going to be at collectormania in Manchester next month :-O
www.collectormaniagmex.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# crikey
I really thought it said the first two guys had herpes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# But unfortunately for you,
that pug faced bitch Sophie Aldred will also be there.

But woo for Noah Gray-Cabey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Mr Droogs brother
really had the cock for Sophie Aldred in his youth
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:15, archived)
# ZOMFG!!!
bash
bash
bash
bash
Bash
Bash
BASH
BASH
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# ^ so very this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:01, archived)
# marry me marina!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Arf!
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:53, archived)
# did you do that dancing wookie?
if so its fuxing ace!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# No I didnt Im afraid :(
I just found it online somewhere I think. It made me smile, even though I have never seen the film as HappyToast pointed out to me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Ouch!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# RRAGGHRRHAHGHRAGH

hello! I just found this lurking in a sketchbook, now employing superspeed posting - got to take the monkey to nursery in a sec :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# *runs... no, SKIPS to nursery...
back later :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# mm Skips
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# re-greetings!
me got ice cream now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# oh.... its teh fear
not as i thought Domo viewing mr happy's goatse
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# nothing can stand against teh fear......
nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# oo this be nice
I are not sure what is happening to poor Domo tho
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Teh Fear's mindbullets
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ahh, teh fear
so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# That's telekinesis, Kyle!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Yays
Also: Damn I can't find it online but anyone seen the trailer for the new Sky Colour of Magic adaptation?
Tim Curry, David Jacobs and Nigel Planer:D

Can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I fucking can.
David Jason as Rincewind?! Far too fucking old.
Well, this is what I've heard she's going to be doing, anyway. And Whatshisface as Twoflower. Erm....merican chap. Samwise, I think it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# heh
I met Pratchett once, nice guy - I said "Hello, I've never read any of your books, but can you sign this copy of La Settimana Enigmistica instead?"

He signed it but I've lost it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I met him at a signing in Southampton about 15 years ago
He got a bean burger delivered to him and he informed everyone it was made only from beans that died naturally in the wild:P
He even brought one of his Cacti with him:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# i met him at a signing of
Wee Free Men.

he was so small
i left in tears
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Well you're hardly a monolyth!
Well to date it, it was the signing for Soul Music:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:59, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Awesome :D
I like your things so much they make me grin like a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# hurrah!
D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# oh my god ... *feeeaaars*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Very nice indeed!
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Punnage
(oodles, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# pfffft
Remember that news story about the movers who dropped a big piano. Remember how uninteresting that story was.

This pic is funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# heheh
"Oooh - they dropped a piano. Let's see those pictures again. Oooh. A piano. In other news - armless Iraqi boy gets PS3 for Christmas."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# And drops it
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:03, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:45, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Guess what I've just got

/obligatory post
(Mintman, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# bad aids?
/obligatory reply
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# The Clap
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# A giant magenta cock??
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# this was my first and last
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahahaa
I love that little flecky dot thing.

edit here is my first/only CDC

(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# that is pure AIDS
best not to look directly at it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# 47 weasles singing "Every Breath You Take" in comedy falsettos?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# the horn?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Your mum?

'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# yay! congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i like this
but it lacks crudity.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you pays your money...
...
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Warts?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Soul
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Some peaches
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:46, archived)
# To try a little tenderness
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Seemingly
It's more replies to a post than I've ever got before.

/makes mental note to reduce effort on posts
(Mintman, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Afternoon!

Today spah's sappin' mah pardner!
What's spah sappin' of yours today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Spy's sappin' ma sandwich!
Dagnammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Well it feels like he's sappin' mah motivation
general energy and will to live.


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I also am suffering from this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# It appears to be
a common problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Chance to pea roast too...
Maggots!

(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's lovely

I'm not sure about the question though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:44, archived)
# He's a maniac, maniiaac...on the floor! And he's dancin' like....

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# in my mind they're dancing to 'No Limit' at 33rpm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# In mine it's the 12" version of Dub Be Good To Me
Played at 45rpm.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# ...this is jaaaaam hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# At 45rpm
thisisJAMhotthisisJAMhot
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:42, archived)
# It's clearly the birdie dance
but with less flapping
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# #2

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
brilliance
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Apart from his fluids:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# what do you know about fluoridation, Mandrake?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# I could tell you
But then I'd have to spang you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Infamous Smurfer!!!
Fantastic!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Smurfing ace!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# heheh the Smurf-King of Scotland
also, is it me, or does this chap look not-quite-human?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:31, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8099315
(Pelle ghola, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:34, archived)
# :)
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Zarjaz
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# WHAT THE SILKEN CUNT IS THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# this ^
esp. the SILKEN CUNT bit. I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# That's a cunt made by worms you know!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
#
I'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaa
+20
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
*stockpiles for later feasting*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# pffft
silken cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ooooh brill!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# =D
it's a novelty tampon holder
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# The best sort of cunt.
It's a bunch of lampreys "spacked".

"spacking" is perhaps the most annoying and pointless of all the image possibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# With the possible exceptiojn of goatse-ing
Edit - or spacking goatse. That would be bad indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# with
the exception of a magenta cock which is utterly pointless and beyond childish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# No! Resign!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# I would have accepted
'WHAT THE BALL BLADDER OF THOR' as well:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# haha!
silken cunt wtf i like it!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# have Girls Aloud recruited another member?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D genius
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# ah ah ah ah ah
In a desperate hope of laughing backwards I pray these things die (if they can...)
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# cuntblocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# argh first thing I see

you tit.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hehehe
First thing I saw. First thing I did was look for your comment:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# ohh!!
my hungover brain!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# why are youi hungover
you big jessy?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# because i had four pints at a pub quiz last night....
i've lost my drinking powers!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# was that one of the questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# what?
'how many pints does it take to make ivesb hung-over?'
could've been!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# heheh
'show working'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# dropped a point
for tactital chunder
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# I believe you possess once of those you mentioned:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# my collection is quite extensive...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Your mum rang.
Said not to bother calling back.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# you untied her hands then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Yeah
It's so much more fun to watch them struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# oh christ, why have you done that?
ihat gives me a massive spacky head.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahaha God gave you that, mate.
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Ergh.
Wipe that up!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# :D
FFS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED THIS. STICK, POST.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Isn't zarjazz a record label?
I've no idea how it relates to a spacking picture from Deadly Spawn though...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ^Dies from surfeit^

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# you are Henry I aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Damn
Indeed I am - AICMFPthrone
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Oh dear!
*Fitz*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Er, like you guys...
is this what you're looking for?

(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Jeebus! Is that Neil?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# It's fucking scary
isn't it? Look at the lips!!
source pic here www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/09/17/nigelplaner8_396x222.jpg
and have they ever been seen together?
I rest my case.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# a fossilised sandwich?
yum
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Ahhh
British Rail.
*nostalgises*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Rhona Mitra. She should be Lara.
Except we'd need to feed her up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# she's been lara
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Has she?
Bollocks. Why not in the movie? WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I was playing Legends at the weekend
Keeley Hawes does her voice in that.

She weould have been great for the film!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
#
www.comicbookhotties.com/models/tomb-raider-picture.asp?i=0&l=true

edit:// oh god, you will love this.
www.cosplaytrainwreck.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# awesome!
that trainwreck link is pure quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
#
www.angelfire.com/movies/TombRaider/rhona202.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Did they have to give her a wig they found at the bottom of a canal?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Bit butch?
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# I'd love to watch that woman be subjected to some social humiliation that made her cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Wouldn't.
However Sue Perkins'd get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# What the christ?!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Here we see Nigel Planer cast as Lara Croft.
Why, though, I couldn't tell you. Perhaps it relates to a news item I'm not aware of. Has he grown big breasts?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Why?
WHY?
We need a reason now? Well I AM sorry.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# No, no
it's all part of nature's plan.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# oh good.
I was worried there for a moment.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Oh wow!
Heavy!
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.


Click for bigger (206KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# This reminds me of Kandinsky a bit.
It's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Good lord, you're right. It's Kandinsky.
Wassily Kandinsky, and who's this here with him? It's Braque. Georges Braque, the Cubist, painting a bird in flight over a cornfield and going very fast down the hill towards Kingston
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I'm not getting the link mate, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# silly
erewhon.homedns.org/pythonsketches/picasso.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Picasso
will be riding his Viking Super Roadster...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Doodle Art
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 12:64?
Is it that time already? I gotta get going for my trip to the 12th dimension.

Edit: This is mildly related to your caption. I'm not sure I agree with him on most of the fruits though. I prefer red apples to green any day.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Haha, that's brilliant :D
The title of my piece is a Douglas Adams quote
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# It is?
I feel quite ashamed that I didn't pick up on that. Where's it from?
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# For the love of god, make a wallpaper!
this is woo
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Cheers :D
This one makes quite a good wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# My monitor asked me to complain about your awkward choice of resolution.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ahhh
took me a few minutes to work out the difference...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:50, archived)
# this is rather amazing.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Staying on a theme....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Top pun!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Can you post the original so we can tell what you shopped?
And is Cruise about to hit the tarmac?

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# 'twas on telly last night
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I think he means business...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# JAPAN. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Awww his little sockies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# to keep
his shinnies from eating his footsies.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *kicks in nuts*
check mate.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# All Sumo wrestlers retract their testies before fighting...
...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# oh...
*sellotapes scalpel to tip of boot*
go deep baby!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# I retract my testies before farting...

is that the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^LIES!^
Impossible... I've been trying for years!


Maybe you have to be really FAT
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# try pinching you nose and holding your right foot up by your belly button.
It's easy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
He reminds me of Donkey Kong
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# ME LIKEY BOUNCY! ME LIKEY BOUNCEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I got 40 dried grams of mushrooms through the post this morning. I am very very happy with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Drugs are bad m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Funghi Porcini?
or shitake?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# You lucky bitch.
Where from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# probably best if I gaz you it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Oh aye.
And ta. I haven't had mushrooms since manwife's 25th birthday a couple of years back, and a lovely time was had by all. He found nirvana, I found the top of the stairs HILARIOUS for some reason, and it was also the first time he met my dad.

'...is he really that shape?'

'...yes.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:01, archived)
# how did your dad respond?
I had my mum discover a bag of mdma under my bed whilst i was home over christmas. after I explained it wasn't cocaine she was suprisingly ok with it. after the obligatory, drugs are bad and I worry stuff.

Last time i had mushrooms was summer, I had mushroom chocolates. 6 pieces for £15. My experiences of mushroom chocolate have always been underwhelming so i had all 6 pieces at once.


I nearly didn't come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I told my dad we were stoned
He and my mum laughed at us and then went away. Apparently on the drive home he informed her we were on mushrooms. Can't get anything past my dad.

Chocolate?! That sounds interesting. I had one cup of coffee (could still taste them) and then one cup of hot ribena made with the jiuce, with approximately half juice, half ribena. COULD STILL TASTE IT.

Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# not a mushroom fan?
www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms_prep1.shtml

erowid's got these recipes. I fucking hate mushrooms usually. I think lady woman is making a risotto with them ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Ooooooooooh
I like NORMAL mushrooms. I've just never found hallucinogenic ones that taste of anything other than Satan's undercarriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# shiitake?
er...mindpiissake?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Liberty cap mushrooms grow in the fields around my parents house.
I used to help mates pick them when I was a teenager, but I personally wouldn't touch them with a bargepole.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I'm too scared to pick my own.
I just KNOW I'll end up making myself some lovely fly agaric tea and giving birth to my own heart or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I just hate the idea of having a bad trip
I have freaky dreams anyway, so acid/shrooms are probably not a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I had bad trips on acid.
But never on mushrooms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:04, archived)
# I had some cracking bad trips
on acid in the 80's but considering the coke and k I used to do concurrently I deserved it.. I definitely had a year that I shouldn't have survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# that sounds like my last year.
my house mate went to a festival in belgium over summer and had a proper bad trip, decided he was in a war zone in serbia. not speaking french no one could help him either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I stopped all illegal drugs* 7 years ago when I started in accountancy.
I needed the numbers to stay still.


I only ever smoked dope anyway, hardly a hardcore drug
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# As I am fond of saying to the wife.
I don't care if they call you senior finance director and you are responsible for a £13m fund. You are still a fucking bean counter ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Happy to be a bean counter. It's better than my previous job titles.
Admin monkey.

Bar skivvy.

Laboratory bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Haha :D
You should take a stroll around the fields of Surrey sometime. I once came back with a carrier bag half-full of liberty caps.

Mmm-mmm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:00, archived)
# OMG drugz!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Nice chap
meets nasty cap:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# LOLMG Druqs!
Pick your own boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# #1

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
smurf!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I was doing the Guardian Crossword this morning
and there was a 5 letter word that had a u in the middle. But alas, the answer was not Smurf :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# count
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
#
o
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# OI!
I was just telling you a tale that related to smurfs! No need to call me that!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# acunt?

* Just a thought
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# furby
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# Alas,
u is not in middle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:56, archived)
# "had a u in the middle"

SPANG
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# brunch?
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# "a 5 letter word that had a u in the middle" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:02, archived)
# i know......
I think crossword clues should just be taken as a guide,
Just draw another empty square and it'll fit
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Draws empty square...
Fits...

Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# spunk
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ^ this
wins
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:03, archived)
# grunt
thule
buuum

er
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:57, archived)
# compo it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# ha I like this :)


here have a link

www.itsnicethat.com/index.php?id=985
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Brillogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:55, archived)
# "Smurftastic!"
cliiiiiiiick!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# oh all my precious childhood memories ruined!


(seemikedraw, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:59, archived)
# I don't think
you can get these at Albert Heijn...

Woo!
(Pelle ghola, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha this should be a poster.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Oh yeah!
*gets down*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Sometimes I worry about you
:D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Keep off
o' my blue-print shoooes



Lovely
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Would
Ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# This is excellent
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:49, archived)
# hahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Hello Tosh
"Gotta new Toshiba?"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:52, archived)
# there are no words
in any language. just none....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Handjive
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# ARSETIGERS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# oh, wonderful
you win many internets
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# ^this
*chucks another internet onto the pile*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Huzzah!
What do I do with them all? *thinks* Raffle them off for slave children for the coal mine...
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# Only do that if you need more slaves for your coal mine
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# when you think about it
that's the only sensible thing TO do with them
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# loves
click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:41, archived)
# JIVE ARSE DISCO MONKEY!
JIVE ARSE DISCO MONKEY!

/to the tune of All Night Disco Party by Brakes
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# *jives*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# I don't know why, but it sounds like a right racist term.
I shall test it out later by calling my uncle and telling him he is one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Not Uncle Ephraim then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Nah, for he is not black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# My point exactly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Although he DOES get terribly offended when I call him
antisemitic terms. Or my jigga.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Arf!
What do you call a fat jewish mans breasts?

Jewbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Oh that's going to be said.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I liked it when I heard it the other day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I do like a text I got the other day from a mate
'alright you dirty fucking kike, get that fat Israeli arse of yours in the kitchen and make me a bacon sandwich. And I want you to cry, you hooknosed cunt.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:51, archived)
# haha
I love abusing my friends.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Abuse is the best form of love.
Cockface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I tend to get a bit wordy
you weeping syphilitic pustule on the cock of Gerry McCann's half-brother Stan, who works in the butcher's in Wishaw, cutting the shit-bags out of cows and making them into slimy hats.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant :)

A bloke I know grew up with Mick Jones out of the Clash whose grandma was a real old school Ash jew, and he used to make her make him ham sandwiches just for shits and giggles! What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Jiveass Disco Monkey
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# ARSETIGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# That
loses some of the comedy when you have a banksman ticket.
I know what all of those signals mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Feels immense pride
I invented the word arsetigers in... (searches board history)... 2003 and now look what it's grown up into! Hoorah!

Woosome post.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Ooooh political..... ish... New (toilet) block buster....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# OH MY
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
(aka Rohan, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# haha
nicely

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Oh you is eeeevil.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Lynndie the Bastard
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# You're still evil.
Although comparitively an angel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:45, archived)
# I'm not evil.
lol war crimes.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:46, archived)
# Oh please.
And also: see?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:47, archived)
# ok, i'll be evil as you want me to be.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I do like impressionable lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:48, archived)

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