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# 'Ning
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:35, archived)
# We've all been there!
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Yay
Number 40 is verity:):):):)
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# WOBBLY JUMPER.
WOBBLY JUMPER.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# I almost made it more wobbly
But that might have been too much to handle
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# Too much wobbly and I get nervous.
WYH, btw!
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# Hahahaha
Aktwally I'll only use top up cards on teh internetz!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:36, archived)
# 39 signed up now.
Have a pint for me when it comes around.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Sorry.
Pints are only for those who make the effort to come:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i think he was saying "drink a pint for me"
:p
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# OH OH OH, I WILL.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# triple vodka with lemon and lime for me
:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# And a glass of paint thinner for me.
: )
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Straight paint for me:)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I'll have a pitcher of all the above.
Nyommm.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# that paints a pretty pitcher:D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Awful pun award 2008 goes to Riverghost!
*cheers*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# this ^ + everyone else who's b3taday it is
and you V
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
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# Happy candle something or other!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# It's like b3taday incest
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ooh, Happy B3taday.
And to those here who wished it to me, Cheers.
:-)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I am a poor QOTW contributor
and have never put any paintmashes up. However, I am "local". Does this qualify me to be with you sainted individuals?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:57, archived)
# You can tell us stories :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# I certainly can
if you wish me to. Basically I'm very shy but I do live 4 miles away from the bash so I would love to attend, even if I don't have a reputation to bring to the party.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Reputations can be created in a matter of minutes
You should attend.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:10, archived)
# Then I shall
Thank you. Do you have a lawyer?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:36, archived)
# A few pints in ye and ye shant be shy no ... ye.
More.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:17, archived)
# hahaha
computer are teh sux0r!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hahahah
I like his wooly jumper
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I hope he's going to make a fort with those boxes.
Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:46, archived)
# A fort to defend himself from the hemorrhoids?
Excellent plan!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It worked for me.
Plus, I feel safer in here.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:49, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR THAT HUGE SPIDER BEHIND YOU!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:51, archived)
# OH FUCK
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I wouldn't...
That spider has AIDs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Oh well this is just fantastic.
Fuck you fort, I don't like you any more.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# lol his bumhole will shrink so small they'll call him timy tinyhole
lol
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:50, archived)
# But the result would be poo noodles!
At least he can still enjoy a good piss...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:00, archived)
# The Poo Noodles!
That sounds like a really shitty band. You know, one that tries too hard to be racy and different.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:04, archived)
# what?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:12, archived)
# I would've thought they would be self explanatory.
Who can resist a piece of shit with depressingly mournful eyes?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:16, archived)
# I have a game that is called "shit head"
where you have to throw pieces of (fake) poo and the other persons head (they wear a velcro hat) and when you hit certain places you win points
Its fun but only if you have any friends *sulks*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You probably wont have any friends left after throwing poo at them.
Fake or not.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:39, archived)
# no they just all got g/fs and left me in the lurch
bunch of cunts
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:07, archived)
[challenge entry] this has bindun
maybe not here, but elsewhere on the internets
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:45, archived)
[challenge entry] oh i did laugh :)
edit : ooh, have this too
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# sexy funtime with broken coke bottles
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# ooh
I miss that place. Used to be one near my uni. I loved the surf and turf burger.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 10:47, archived)
# This has bindun so many times, it's practically their official new logo by now
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# hmm...
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# Hahaha
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# Hello.
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# Good afternoon.
How goes it in 'mericaland?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# It goes okay.
Haven't seen ClanSoul at all today, which is unusual.
And you, my good sir?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:52, archived)
# I think he went out with his parents or something.
But i'm sure he'll be back soon.
Things here are going shitely.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Oh okay.
What's wrong over there?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Work.
People. College. other stuff.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Aw
Okay. I hope things will get better over there. :]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# They won't.
Until all four are gone.
*plots*
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# *tries not to get plotted against*
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# Don't worry.
There is a BIIIG pond in the way.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:01, archived)
# This is true.
I think this may be the first time I am happy about said BIIIG pond.
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# Haha
Big pond is big.
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# Hahahah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# I was invited out to a play tonight, which is why I wasn't around,
and Richard and I went to get drinks during the interval. I kept the tabs from the cans for you :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:13, archived)
# yay!
Also hi. *tacklehugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hello dear :)
I got a book from the library today, and I am going to learn to draw dragons! :D
I don't expect they will be very good, and the book will need to be renewed many many times before they start to look like dragons :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:25, archived)
# Oooh
dragons for the win! ^.^
I dunno, I think you could probably draw fine. :]

I have been looking into binding my comics for the con today. It's not gonna be easy. I'm gonna have to do it myself.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I can see how that would be a problem.
Are you hand drawing all of them, or printing lots of a few you've done?
Not a question relevant to binding, but I'm just interested :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:29, archived)
# you fucking spazz.
 
they're not real, so they look like whatever you want them to look like.
I AM JUST GLAD YOU GOT THE BOOK FROM A LIBRARY AND DID NOT WASTE YOUR PARENTS' MONEY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:42, archived)
# Pfft
hahah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:51, archived)
# I loved that movie.
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# So did I, bloody brilliant
Everyone who didn't like it is a cunt.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Or named Douglas.
FACT
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# Douglas Cunt
The inventor of the DC-10 aeroplane.
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# HE AM FAST!
WHOOOSH!
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# WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Havent seen it myself and dont really want to.
My mate really put me off though when he said he went to the 5:45 showing and was out of the cinema by about 7:15
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# Hahahah
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:46, archived)
# RAWR!
And I was referring to when we first talked, and you felt threatened.
Emily told me how I made you feel, and I hated myself for it.
It's all my fault in the first place. But it's too late now, so we can't dwell on it.

How are yooou?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ...eh?
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# ?he...
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# Don't worry about it :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Late reply.
Oops.

Ooooh. That. Well, it's the past.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:40, archived)
# And we can't change it, as much as I'd like to.
But this is a conversation which should end here and never be repeated.
Turning over a new leaf starting tonight, and it already seems to be going well! :)
As is this dragon of mine.
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# Yes.
I agree. *flips over leaf*
Yay! Good dragon! I posted a journal on devART about the binding. For the comics, I mean. And I'll probably send you one at some point.
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# I wrote out a comic strip for you.
It doesn't make sense, but that's the point.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Hahah
Going to Dad's now. I will be back soon. :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Alright :)
Bye!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Back.
And oh my GOD do I want to hurt something right about now! *punches wall* ow!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Whyyyyyy?
Edit: Oh right :S
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# Pffft!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hahahah!!
Sorry I didn't reply sooner (how very rude of me!) but my internet connection blows up every time someone uses the phone.
And I'm on fucking broadband!
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[challenge entry] mmmm... Tasty tele
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# Tee hee :)
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# Hahahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hello Mr NoobMaster
you can EAT and WATCH 1000ish channels on them? :O
*porns and yogurts*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# That's not yoghurt.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Cream cheese?
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# Guess again.
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# MAYO.
LOVE MAYO.
*throws it at you*
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# *applies liberally to sandwiches*
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# GOGHURT!
"Now with Sky+, you can pause and record live yoghurt, all at the touch of a button!"
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[challenge entry] Lazy - but tasty!
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# Hurray for impending doom!
Nice.
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# i like
nice font matching.
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# This
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# thanks rappol
:3
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# Hehe.
:)
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# H5N1

You just sank my Battle-Ship!
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# hmm
sunk?
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# :)
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# haha
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# Ha, lovely :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Gets my click.
Click.
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# But it's tasty...
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# I think I have foot & mouth
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# Hehehe, good stuff.
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# One flu thru . . .
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# Another Pixelated Anne
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# For anyone who had a BBC Micro
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# I had the model B:)
32k or rip roaring RAM!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Cor!
Get you :)

I remember the model B's arriving at school.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Schools? You were lucky!
Se sat round a boulder whilst our teacher tried to evolve enough to develop a language!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:50, archived)
# a boulder?
in my day we had to wait on the edge of the water for our teacher to develop a method of breathing on dry land
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:04, archived)
# One of the first games I played...
Yay nostalgia!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Cor. I think that game actually was
the very first time I ever used a computer.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I remember this!
YAY!

What about Repton and Chuckie Egg?

And... what was it... BOFFIN.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# enjoy!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Blimey!
Flash Repton! There goes the rest of my evening, possibly my week.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:57, archived)
# [oh, yes...
..and as scary as fuck too...if you we're what 5, 6? ;?P ]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Aaaaaah!
I'm sure this is what we used to play at Primary! I've been trying to remember it for ages! ^-^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Yup, I played it too.
Any way that it can be played on an emulator in Windows?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
This is disturbingly fantastic!
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# ^this
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# [pointless pixel punishment por phe pin!]
woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# ElectricPixelRetard?
:D
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# hahaha it is a bit, innit :P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Yes, someone should recreate Electric Retard in Lego.
:)

That person, should be you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# haha
one day, my friend. One day.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Until now, I had never heard of ElectricRetard
but I'm fucking glad I did. =D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Isn't it AMAZINNG?
Just don't go on the forums.

DEAR GOD, DO NOT GO ON THE FORUMS.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
#
*is afraid to ask why*
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# a brief inspection suggests
that this is something I shall be enjoying later today, alone in the office.

: D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Electric Retard is brilliant if you are not easily offended.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:41, archived)
# the internet as a whole is only good
if you are not easily offended
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Hahahahahah
YES
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:12, archived)
# ...
somebody's too into this.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# I'm HYPER
today! ^.^
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# OH FUCK
that's cool just don't, like, kill me.

I'VE SPENT ALL DAY IN BED AGAIN, WITH MY ARSE AND LEGS ITCHING LIKE IT'S ON FIREEEEEEEEEE WOOYAY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I won't!
Promise! ^.^ I'm the kind of person who gets like a little kid when they're hyper.

Awww. I SPENT ALL DAY IN SCHOOL. D:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I get like a little kid... just... all the time :)
I actually get paid to act and think like a kid. It's my job. How awesome is that?

I love my life.

Even so had to cancel three gigs this week due to sicks :(

What's your favourite colour?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hahah me too
but more so when I'm hyper.

Aww that sucks. :[

Err...neon colors. Why?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Why not?
It's a good thing to know, s'all :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'm thinking of getting some neon thigh high socks
oh, never mind. This is not a blog.

RIGHT, BYE xxxxx
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Oooh.
I want rainbow stripeys.

RIGHT. byebye
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# hahahah christ!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Thats who Nan is talking to now!
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# wait till you're old
you little whipper snapper
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Or the irony
grandma just blew her pension on pokemon cards
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# this is about as funny
as a canker sore in the arse
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# How comics should be #1- Enter Sandman
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# All comics should be animated.
I agree.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# And in 3-D.
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# like this one you mean?
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# I can imagine that being very fucking awesome.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# it is, it came out a couple of years ago
and was the first thing I got for my PSP
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# I'd buy a Gamecube just to play Twin Snakes.
I've considered it on many occasions.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# TIMESPLITTERS 2 BITCH
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# I would kick your smelly buttocks at Timesplitters 2.
ANY OF THE TIME SPLITTERS SERIES IN FACT.

NAME ANY GAME, ANY TIME, ANY PLACE.

I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU.


Well, I'll try at least.
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# real life :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# The one game I'm terrible at.
NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I have some cheat codes, if you're interested.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ^^VV<><>BA?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:23, archived)
# You have to go up to any Boots counter,
and say 'cockbotherer' to all of the sales staff.
They'll give you infinite HP.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# WHY DO I NEED BROWN SAUCE TO WIN AT LIFE?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:29, archived)
# QUESTIONS LIKE THIS ARE WHY YOU FAIL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# :'(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:32, archived)
# damn no cheat codes...








...except guns!
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# Game technology fascinates me.
Have you seen the concept video for the 'Nokia Morph'?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
(no i hadn't, but have now)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I'm like a fucking Preacher of goodness today.
TESTIFY!

Nanotechnology, fucking incredible. Check out the site in Cambridge.

Preacher - wow
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:37, archived)
# The title of that page made me make a D: face.
However, I will have to watch it in a moment, as I'm about to hoover.

Although, I have no doubt it will be fantabulously fantstic.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Fuckermother?
Wha's one of them?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# You need to watch more porn
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# it's a mum that goes round having teh sex with people
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# I like this concept


WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING WORKING IT?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# WORK IT HAPPYTOAST WORK ITTTT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# ANSWER ME
WHAT, I'M NOT WORTH YOUR TIME NOW

I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE NICE

BACK WHEN YOU WRE JUST SATISFIED BREAD

BACK WHEN... when you cared :(
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# repeated use of caps lock works as a deterent to me
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Muckerfother
ashally
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# MOTHER TRUCKER !
Fists of furry . . . BAM !
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:22, archived)
# After something on /links earlier
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# postjack:
anyone wanna add me on msn to play fishticuffs?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# You like pendulum.
yay
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# how do you know? +
yeah i do!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Psyconess.
I'm listening to them.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:11, archived)
# :)
i likes tarantula t's my favourite of atm.

but blood sugar is the soundtrack too some porn on my phone - so, its a draw.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Blood Sugar is good.
So is Slam
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# ..
yeah but slam is overplayed nowadays, i like the video.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Coma FTW!!
Also Fasten your Seatbelt.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:53, archived)
# oh dear.
what an absolute fucking retard.

he could've just spent that money on chloroform, rope, and soundproofing
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# It's not true love if they're not tied up.
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# LOVE ME.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask.
*knocks out, handcuffs and defiles*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:21, archived)
# TREAT ME LIKE A FOOL.
 
TREAT ME MEAN AND CRUEL.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD TALK
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:50, archived)
# Haha
Awesome :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
i like this muchly
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# pff
kitty can't see what is on his head, but he's still trying!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Pfffffffffft
He doesnt know whether to laugh or cry

Also TJ, interesting google ad on the front page...

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# Wanna cyber?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Ye ASL?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# *grabs you roughly by the neck and pulls your pants down*
*yells Surprise!*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# heh
Old, Woman, Shoe
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# Bwaha ha ha
Proper out loud laugh thing.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:01, archived)
# No laughing
YOU MUST TELL US THE LATEST BUSINESS NEWS NOW
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:07, archived)
# dont tell clan soul/ pyscho worlord
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# The advert's only there because of him.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Because knowledge is power.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Well i have a glass of crusha so nyerr.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# I don't know what that is
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Its stuff you put in milk
It makes it go red and is not blood.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Are you a recovering vampire?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Sometimes.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# *fears*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Hahahah
Stop Cyberstalking by cyberstalking your kids!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# hee hee!
This made me do a four part high pitched giggle, the first and last parts being sounded roughly around the pitch of C#, and the second and third being G natural. Overall it took less than a second to complete.

In conclusion, I like this.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I laugh in a rising diminished G# scale.
It is doom-worthy.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I prefer the devil's interval for all my laughing needs!
Usually C - F#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# AUGMENTED SIXTH FOR THE FUCKERMOTHERING WIN! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:15, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:55, archived)
# on a mat!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 22:34, archived)
# getting fat!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:55, archived)
# I believe that is the tastiest hat I've ever seen.
For that, you can have a woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# *orders thirteenty*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# I am now calling for it to deliver . . .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:25, archived)
# pfft!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:44, archived)
# yay
That hat makes me happy
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:11, archived)
# It's got pizza...it's got cats...it's got hats...
What more could you want!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 11:24, archived)
# This is very silly.
Well it is.
(, Thu 6 Mar 2008, 0:55, archived)
# unbelieveably...
there is a fast food place in a shitehole called Cowley (near Uxbridge) that is called Fish and Pizza Hat! I've never eaten there, but I hear the service is wonderful.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 15:24, archived)
# i dunno
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# WELL YOU SHOULD!
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# He's got shifty eyes!
I don't trust him!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# never trust a man who can lick his own iris's
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# iris's is a song by the g-goo g-g-goo g-goo dolls.
FACT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I ate a big red candle.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# [Smerrmmm...
...shmmmerrrg!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:04, archived)
# That hurts my eyes,
but I still enjoy it.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# [shmerrmm!
;?P ]
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Precisely
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# That makes my brain go funny
In a spaaang! way, not a hummous way.... woo!
(, Wed 5 Mar 2008, 0:51, archived)
# WARNING! IMPORTANT SCIENCE AHEAD!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# that's SCIENCE FACT
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# There's no actual evidence
but's its science fact
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# people rarely need evidence if its science
its not like its religion or something
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That's because all scientists are such trustworthy and all round good chaps.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Science is only theories!
*fuels creationists*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Yes, but our theories are better than theirs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Why...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# But they're a real hit at bondage parties.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Trufe.
Gotta go b3ta! Bye bye!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# He's wrong,
flying sausages are lovely and delicious. Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# are you saying that they can't be weird at the same time?
i bet they can!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Hmm...I expect you're right,
but I'd like to see it proven.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# I have made a note of this
thank you :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# OnionCat spurns your so-called 'science'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
# there he is
proudly onionating the countryside

come and do my lawn, OnionCat!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# OnionCat is weird too.
She's one of them.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# OnionCat KNOWS THINGS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# PRAISE HIM.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Gay sausages are queer
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Put that talent down, you'll embarrass someone.
Very nice.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Fantastic
as usual :)
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# i have my sausage pierced too :D
goodness me, why do you insist on being so talented?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# talent hog!
leave some for the rest of us!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Your talent clearly comes at my expense!
You bastard!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# I bet he's a hit with the men because of his shape
Your skills are amazing.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# look at that bulge!
phwoar
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:52, archived)
# Nick Cave Sausage FTW
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
# i had sausages for my tea
weirdly they couldn't fly
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Did you buy them from a reputable flying sausage retailer?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# i hunted and killed them myself
as they were flightless sausages it made the whole thing a lot easier for me. not very sporting but i've always mistrusted sportsmen.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# It does save on wear and tear of nets, I'll give you that.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# FREAK!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Did you ask them nicely?
Flying sausages can be petty cunts at times.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# weird, yes
but also damn tasty
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Sausages are sexy!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Cor!

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# I wouldn't mind putting HER in my frying pan.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:00, archived)
#

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Bah.. just missed Mother's Day
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Atta good boy!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Hehe
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Hahaha
One of Pol Pot's brood, I see
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# [/:-D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:31, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# neony
Hello Mofaha
how're you?

edit: TO CONFIRM: I LIKE THIS ALOT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I'm well thanks
but I can see ominous signs of noise starting to creep back into my pics :)
How are you?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# not too shabby, POTENTIALLY UNNECESSARILY EMOTIONAL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Currently listening to Pyramid Song
I LOVE YOU THOM
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# its almost like i have bubblesoap in my eyes
very woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# talented cunt
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# This picture makes my Tuesday happy
Thank you.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# LIKE, WOW.
 
strength to strength.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# woo yay, i thought her hair was cleavage as it loaded
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# this is awfully good
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Cor!
This is secksie.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# Shoopwoopdawoop.
Nice :3
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# You talented bastard
/automated reply
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Yum!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] For ugly seamstresses
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Has this been shopped?
Edit: Ahhh I see what you have done.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Nicely done that man

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# ...and it was the best christmas ever...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# you bad man
!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Yay
The ever popular, child friendly, popup edition!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Oh something was popping up but it wernt the book!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I'm not suprised
She is a looker:P
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# i had an Ex Gf who had said book, it was somewhat limited as a sex manual
but as a bedtime story it kicked ass
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# With hilarious consequences.
Woo
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha!! I always wondered if
there was a pop up version of the Kama Sutra....

'ponders'
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# of course there is.
 
even a zero-G edition. : )
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# cor blimey!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Yes, there is.
TRUTH
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# There is indeed..
I'm not sure which I prefer though, that pop up book or the pop up book of phobias...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
I suddenly feel dirty for laughing.

*click*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# Arf!



(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Give your kids a sense of security for their next birthday
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# WHYYYYYYYYYY
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# :)
more of isketch?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# THAT RUINED MY INTERNET.
BIG TIME.

I went through about 5 rounds in the blink of an eye once it unfroze.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# hmmm good idea
I'm off t'pub in a sec, but if b3ta folk are on later, I will pop my wee head in for a game or 2 : )
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# You will attract some Nazis!

/reaches for jack boots
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# will this do?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# lovely.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# So, Mr Stubbornstains. What does it feel like to be the most hated person on b3ta?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# you DICK
*ignores*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# OH FUCKING HELL.
IT'S HAPPENING, ISN'T IT.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# Woah.
the internet looks like that?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# It does when it's scared.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# *offers the internet some warm milk*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# You saved the internet! :D
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Hurrah for me!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# The way things are going
You won't get to see yours!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# I GRAZED MY KNEE ON SUNDAY :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# OH NO THAT'S AWFUL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# HOW? :(
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# back alley.
 
easy money.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I love you
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# MONEY WELL SPENT, I ASSURE YOU.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# CHEESEGRATER IS MY GUESS
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I fell on some gritstone aloft a moor
I have to get on my knees in front of my sensei tomorrow night
I will make this noise "EYARRRGH... ok I'm good"
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Let my friend kiss it better.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# whilst you're down there, love
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# She'll be needing a nominal fee.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# no, silly.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I thought you were quite the mountain man.
 
mountaineering, that is.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:30, archived)
# OUCH.
That sounds like a bit of a pisser :(

HAVE A KNEE BASED HUG

*knee based hug*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# and fluff.
always with the fluff.

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# you what
you what
you what you what you what.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:21, archived)
# My F5 is broken!!
I get the same thing twice!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I've got a nice bag of
FAIL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# ahem
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# .
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
# I SAID I THINK THEY'D PREFER THIS!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I'd better read it again, then.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Your Fail is Woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Y Fank U
Some good came of this then...
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# When someone fails
another one wins
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# win....fail
wail
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:40, archived)
# If FAIL was available in bags like peanuts
it would be a pcture of you on the card that's slowly revealed by people getting some FAIL
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Kittymong is sad
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Mongtiger is lully.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Flaccid
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# sorry, already bindun

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:45, archived)
# Heaven is a little geekier today
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# I was reading from a Resurrection scroll earlier
sadly it was in Elvish
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Can't he roll
a 12 sided save?

Or soemthing...

SDpeaking of which I was sorely dissappointed by the lack of Paul Raymond memorials today
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# I had a wank
over an old copy of Mayfair, if that counts.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# It's what he would have wanted.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:33, archived)
# does god play dice with the universe?
 
'course she fucking does.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# whatever they might say, evidence suggests rock and roll is not dead
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Finally science is solving the problems that matter.
Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# YES
YES

YES

YES

YES

YES

YES
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# word on the grapevine is you're coming to the bash in May
is this a rumour or a factoid?

(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# It may in fact be a fact. D:
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:23, archived)
# It's fact.
Because I'm making him.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:27, archived)
# More like wanking me.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:29, archived)
# In return for coming
...to london.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:32, archived)
# Innit.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:34, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Who is...
that good looking bloke?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Lully!
go on little 'un, ROCK AND ROLL!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# He told me he couldn't play drums..
wtf?
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Silly rosey
Rock and Roll is not Gary Gygax!

woo.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:17, archived)
# god yes
more of this sort of thing!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:18, archived)
# Drumming dogs!
Whatever next!


Woo!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# splendid.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# :)
I dont want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I dont want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:20, archived)
# animorph timeee
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:12, archived)
# I love it.
Yes, best of all the animorphs.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:14, archived)
# .,
i was singing that yesterday.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# It's obviously still affecting you deeply.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:16, archived)
# .
obviously.
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Best of all the Sciuridae who race at Chepstow
A sure winna!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:19, archived)
# YAY!
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:24, archived)
# can i have 20?
in black please
(, Tue 4 Mar 2008, 20:26, archived)

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