(Neffer Vossentrues the day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:30,
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Ooopsy!
Foot in mouth disease! I was just taking the piss out of the Holy Jos and one of my guests turns out to be one:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:39,
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Well done!
Though awkward at the time, I dare say!
(Neffer Vossentrues the day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:43,
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Yes
Yes it was. I slyly got out of it by going 'Ooo hang on, I have to go over her and press some of the buttons on my keyboard!'.
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:45,
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only solution is to turn up the offensiveness
otherwise you'll just look like a fool :D
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:45,
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These are paying customers
:P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:49,
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they expect a show!
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:57,
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Hmmm...
(Darkpie3.243F6A8885A308D31319,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:43,
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ha ha ha ha!
Bloomin' Ada! Took me several seconds to get that!
(Neffer Vossentrues the day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:44,
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pedantry alert
the use of golden syrup in this context is incorrect. the correct syrup would be that obtained from figs, used for its laxative qualities and not as a topping for a yummy, hot cake based dessert, best served with birds custard.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 11:28,
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ning peeps
Alternative ending...
(Damocleswants no part of your debauchery,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:17,
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(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:57,
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i'm not clicking it twice
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:58,
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Morning g.
Windy? Or calm, where you are...?
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:00,
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bright sunshine at the moment
preceded by a bit of blowy stuff and some wetness. how's things your end?
and i'll woo your pic here while i'm at it.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:02,
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Blustery. Grey. Damp.
Rather unclement.
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:06,
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pffh
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:59,
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He he
How very vexing these terrorists are.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:00,
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hahahaha!
you get a click from me cos I ain't seen it before..
but nawty nawty
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:00,
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I agree about the nawty
I need to get into the habit of leaving something for 24 hours after I finish it instead of posting it immediately etc. (and not post during the weekend too)
unless you're into scat. would appear a bit of account hijacking has been going on, at least i hope that's what it is. i've only just unignored mongychops, we had a slight difference of taste a few weeks back and he's rather a talented, and often amusing fellow so it would be a shame if he has finally lost the plot.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:56,
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DO NOT CLICK HIS PROFILE
NOT SAFE FOR WORK SCAT PICS!!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:58,
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for a minute there
i thought you meant me, but all is still fluffy in the land of gstq.
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:00,
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Haha!
Sorry, I should have been more clearer!!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:03,
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I've just ignored him for now..I don't want sacked
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:01,
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bloody work experience boys
go and make the boss a cuppa and find some filing to do. they don't pay you ....
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:04,
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:P
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:07,
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Ok
More of the same as Saturday night then.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 10:02,
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b3ta members get in FREE...
(Fresh Water Moleloves his baby boy more and more every day,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:23,
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they both should be banned if this is the nonsense that they're posting
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:32,
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yeah, but whether that was mongy speaking then or not, who knows.
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:30,
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i just put them both on ignore
if they've been hacked then they can make new accounts and the others can be deleted. if it's them fucking around then i'm happier without them cluttering the board.
Not on your first day. You should give it at least 24 hours ;) Or wait until lunch time.
(FlowerpotNo longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:35,
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they don't pay me enough to stay away :)
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:38,
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Deep down....
you are interested in Mongy's posts - you just don't want to admit it!
NING "SADTHCSLMKWMIBTNT"
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:28,
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oh god no....
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:18,
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No..
* I do like dogs though - Ning Jessie
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:18,
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'ning sir!
I love dogs me, and though I do think it's pretty sad that another of those sites has surfaced...I must admit I quite enjoyed looking at some of the pics ;) The fail dogs site is really funny, it looks like they're handpicking which ones get to appear for now so it's the creme do la menthol...or summat
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:24,
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but... but... YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
He's a MONG!
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:19,
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His books are all over my gaff.
Cluttering up the spaces.
And he's spurred Manwife to keep lecturing me on physics, and Brian Greene's started him on FUCKING string theory as well. I honestly can't even make it to the end of a sentence when he tries to explain it, my brain just trots merrily off to the land of What I'd Like For Dinner and Oooh Those Shoes Are Nice.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:21,
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(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:31,
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Brian Greene
once did a show on telly where he compared braneworld models with a loaf of sliced bread. There are so many things wrong with this analogy that I don't like to think about it. The worst is the idea that someone might pull our brane from the rest and spread the cosmic equivalent of margerine all over it.
wait -- maybe that's dark energy!!!!!oneone!
edit: plus, i've never found hawkings' books at all readable and they basically explain nothing in a really confusing way.
Haha, the girl on the right looks like someone I went to school with.
I walked to work this morning (well, got a bus for the 7 mile long stretch, but walked after the bus). Rain, wind, cold. Blech. At one point I got blown into a big wet spiky bush as well.
*grumble*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:06,
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Bloody buses. They'll cancel them if there's two inches of snow but not a bloody storm. I did NOT want to come to work today.
How's you Mrs?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:08,
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I'm alright, bit nervous though, and very tired
Just come off a night shift and it was a very long and busy one.
Whilst laying listening to the storm (and a client screaming his head off and implying he was smashing it in also) I decided that I need to speak to my locality manager about an unresolved issue that goes back most of the year. It's really getting me down, and I'm not exactly happy with work as it is anyway, so I think she at least needs to be given the chance to put it right for me. I just rang her to arrange a quick chat this afternoon and now I'm a bag of nerves because I'm really not looking forward to it.
at least that way you'll have a better understanding of each other and the lay of the land. (Says she with minimal info- what do I know? Sorry to lecture).
I hope it goes ok, love.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 9:13,
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EDIT: It got a bit stupid last night. I'd made jelly shots for the guests and I got bored half was so put it all in a cake dish and planned to cut it up later. Four people, four straws and no vodka jelly later...
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 8:48,
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the wife was introduced to skittle vodka the other night
thankyoualthough TLH's zabaglione collapsed because a neighbour interupted her whisking to ask her to watch the children whilst she went to hostingpule with a different neighbour . . .
before the internet it was much harder for these sick freaks to find one another.. now, it's all too easy
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:06,
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I bet if you looked for it you could find people in fursuits eating each others' shit.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:10,
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yeah, but it's not really porn until the limbless toddlers show up.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:21,
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and what do you call this act of yours?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:34,
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i peer into the souls of the gods using only common kitchen implements.
also: i can't believe the mods haven't cleaned up this trainwreck.
'nighty-night, i'm off to bedville.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:09,
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Rule 34.
If it exists, there's porn of it.
(idonthaveafunnynicknameDrink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:44,
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i think some people do.
but the amount of it suggests additional trouble, namely "porn creep" and the tendency to pursue the extreme (extreme! sports, extreme! food, extreme! porn).
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:09,
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I have boners for shit
sometimes I put my boner in shit
(minisculeconnanoncho,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:42,
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WHAT IS THIS, GROUPHUG.COM?
cause you should totally post that there.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:45,
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Nice tip
I shall in future follow every single link you post.
Sadly grouphug.com are less discerning than b3ta and they won't let me sign up
(minisculeconnanoncho,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:10,
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GODDAMN SHITEATING FUCKS.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:27,
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is that .org or .net
because .com just shows images of puppies and kittens
(minisculeconnanoncho,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:38,
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It's .us
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:50,
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or .them
.
(minisculeconnanoncho,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 7:36,
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I haven't even heard of half of them!
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:04,
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on the plus side, whoever's doing this has probably completely fucked their PCs with spyware and shit from going to those sites.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:06,
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there is that.
im going to bed now, hopefully tomorrow there will be less shit. goodnight.
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:18,
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you!
hello. i'm off.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:10,
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ME!
hey you - i've been off for years! cya!
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 6:38,
archived)
Goujons, bitch
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:52,
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That looks like FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:04,
archived)
Goujons are the future.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:06,
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My future should include them.
Haven't made any for a long while.
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:23,
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Tu Tu Tastee!
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:06,
archived)
Goujons like a mother-fucker.
That's the ad, that's what is says.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:08,
archived)
Yep.
That's what is says.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:14,
archived)
Yes, Goujons.
Like a mother-fucker, apparently.
i go now
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:16,
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FUCK YEAH, GOUJONS!
TJ: I've just woken up from another horrible horrible dream that's like quite a few I've been having recently - It's not as though they're particuarly horrible they're fairly normal, if quite psychadelic, but the thing is, they last (in my head) for anything up to weeks... there are days, I go to sleep in them and wake up in them the next day, I talk to people who I seem to know in the dream, they become wonderful friends to me, and then I wake up and they've never existed. This is really starting to upset me a lot, because I'm living life and then suddenly none of it happened. I hope this doesn't go on for long :(
(hexachordalla la la la la,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:14,
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I LIKED YOUR ANIMATION IT IS ON THE POPULAR PAGE
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:16,
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OH NO YOU CROSS-POSTED THE SAME SHIT ON THE TALK BOARD
IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T BOTHER TO READ IT IN THE FIRST PLACE
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:37,
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(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:32,
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start programming your dreams.
you can do it, it's fairly easy. when you are falling asleep, focus on a scenario that you find appealing (sex fantasy is obvious, and it works, but anything will do). i do this when i have a worry i want to keep out of my brain for a while.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:37,
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DICK sez...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:07,
archived)
They don't make em like they used to
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:11,
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i love
dick
edit: migraine is kicking in, so i'm off to bed. g'night all!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:13,
archived)
good night, wooden one.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:17,
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pervert!
i approve.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:13,
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THEY HAVE PHONE WATCHES NOW
I'm saving up for one.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:13,
archived)
If Buddha is real why don't he answer my calls?
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:14,
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Why the fuck would he want to speak to you?
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:17,
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He left his sweater here last Tuesday.
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:19,
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however, it's a bit pants, and doesn't have any optimisation controls. You can keep file sizes down by reducing your palette in the component GIF files, and by fiddling about with smaller rectangles within your animation to mask over the parts which are changing. which is a bitch to do by hand.
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:25,
archived)
are you a good thief?
i'm a good thief but a bad animator. i use imageready and the power of my festering brain.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:35,
archived)
lucky bastard, mine only picks up Neighbours
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:20,
archived)
awwww...that sucks!...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:23,
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It's no Garfield...
(MegoHulkCheap as chips,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:33,
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These write themselves
(MegoHulkCheap as chips,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:37,
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too funny?
(MegoHulkCheap as chips,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:42,
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love is
(MegoHulkCheap as chips,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:47,
archived)
your hat is broken.
but do continue.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:51,
archived)
Bet nobody has used this comic yet.
(MegoHulkCheap as chips,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:41,
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Because everyones a hero
(willeniumFist bump for verification,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 4:41,
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fuck yeah!
:)
(Zank FrappaWho let the lefties in?,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 5:20,
archived)
bloody Tesco, pawned me off with this "fake" £2 today, only just discovered it
anyone know what country it's from and just how much of a fraction of a pence it's worth?
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:58,
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That's arabic writiting on it.
Which narrows it down a bit for you.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 2:59,
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it's an antarctic dollar.
worth about nine shillings.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:00,
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actually, from the looks of his pinhead, i think it's a zippy token.
it's worth millions.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:02,
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But as they say (while they rip you off)
Every little helps.
(CapitanLast night a BJ choked my wife,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:03,
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(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01,
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now I feel right at home
/is Welsh with a Muslim name
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:03,
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That was a bit unexpected.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:10,
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everyone thinks my name is Welsh so that's ok
/is not Muslim, or alinged with any other religion*
*apart from Jedi ;)
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:14,
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*Slaps on the back with the Force*
Glad to know it, mate.
(Spider Fucking Rivieragot stiches for a knife wound for the first time,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:17,
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Hooray!
I'm Welsh with a hindu name.
I know not why.
(FishcatDifficult difficult lemon difficult.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 8:28,
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looks tibetan
but i could be dead wrong
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:01,
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tib3tan, shirley.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:03,
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(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:05,
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i'm liking your spang
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:07,
archived)
normally i charge ludicrous amounts of money for that service.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:07,
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Isn't love grand?
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:08,
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it's killer
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:10,
archived)
...can't hold the camera still...
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:20,
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you're on fire tonight
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:06,
archived)
i was dipped in kerosene earlier.
it's a sunday ritual.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:08,
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ah, sunday
the most godbothering day of the week
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:12,
archived)
Burn them.
What do they think you are, an embassy?
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:04,
archived)
*get out lighter and tries to burn coin*
ow fuck! that just made it hot
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:04,
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Just go back and spend it there.
It's the circle of life.
(gronkpan@vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:10,
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I shall try this
they recently installed those do-it-yourself checkout thingys so I'll feed it into that machine
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:15,
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found it
it's 10 Moroccan Dirhams: www.wbcc.fsnet.co.uk/af-mor.htm worth 66p at current exchange rates (not that anywhere would actually exchange a single coin for me though)
(HakuOrange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:12,
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Go buy a few dozen and use them back to them then.
If they say it's worth two, then so be it. Bugger em harder back!
(Tahkcalbω∞ for sigs,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:37,
archived)
my local grocer regularly 'accidentally' forgets to lower the prices in the checkout scanner for the weekly specials.
and, of course, it's a pain in the ass process to get refunds (and you can feel a bit silly asking for fourteen cents back). i just steal small amounts back from them now, as it's far easier.
(postbearhas metal knees,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:44,
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PRICELESS
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 10 Mar 2008, 3:42,
archived)