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And for those that care, the triumphant return of Green Spanner!

Been away.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

yum!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

It's not triumphant unless you catch that turnip.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

heheh hello Spanner

this is good

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Fool!

No turnip stalking hat!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

He's an amatuer.

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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

No turnip for him today

Personally I think you should start with a radish and work up.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

also, serious lack of gel.

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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

'touching fur's too time consuming
- razor appendage coming soon :)
netropolis.lineone.net

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

Heh heh heh, my dog needs something like that at the moment

Why don't animals get peg legs?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Some rottweilers do

After they've attacked Peggy in the park! How's the bump young missy?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

All fine fine fine :)

Realised with shock I will be 6 months gone next week :S

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Well I hope you've gone out to buy his first Tomy graphics tablet already!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

'My First Tablet' by Vitech

Already on order

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:18, archived)

been searching for a graphics tablet this week

any recommendations plz? will make that damn fur 'touching easier :) thanks mrs trellis and ruff secks :)

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:26, archived)

Cheapo one from Tesco works fine

Mine's a Trust one - had no problems apart from one duff battery

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:31, archived)

maplins have one with 20 squid off.

Last day of sale today.
www.maplin.co.uk/Module.aspx?ModuleNo=48393&doy=15m4
Check the contents at the counter.Mine was missing the mouse.

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:57, archived)

I knew a pig farmer

one of whose pigs had a table leg with a castor instead of a limb

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

that's a good pig that is

Saved my wife and kids etc etc

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Couldn't eat it him all at once etc etc

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

They get wheelz instead!

www.familyresource.com/img/dog-wheels.jpg

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

touching fur

Ooh Er missus

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

how does he smell?

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

Why am I looking at your cat?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

Kitty Fashion

Neat!
Also, the cat's collar is serendipitously arranged so as to take on the appearance of a bowtie :3

(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHA!

CFB

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

Oooh I'm loving that grass texture.

Lovely.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

it looks like a nice thick knit

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

You can never have too many green jumpers.

Or cardis.

*counts* I've got seven.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

*sigh*

I've only got one Count, and he is only a vague acquaintance.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

*sigh*

I haven't got any.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

*sigh*

I've none of either.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I havnt got any sighs

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

You can buy some of mine

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

what size are they

i prefer them baggy

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

yeah

but what about the jumpers

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

*sigh*

I don't understand what we're talking about... but I didn't want to be left out

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

I'm wearing one

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

how did we get onto the subject of codpieces?

again

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

pasta

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

mmmm

lunch time ... see ya

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

You can have some of mine!

*hands over a couple of counts, a duke, and several Duchies what pass on de leff hansard*

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I never read Hansard

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

It goes

"Mmmm bop!" or something.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

sure it wasn't hailey bop?

which brings us nicely back to the pic that started this thread

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

it goes

"oh no, let's take out that bit about the National Identity Register being 'hack-proof' and 'not on the internet' - nobody will notice"

*grinds axe*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

No Barons?

....tight....*grumble*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hull's Premier Nightclub Destination?

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Well it's better than having a Viscount.

Which is a type of biscuit.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

NOTHING

is better than a good biscuit

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Not even.....

A nice cup o' tea and a sit down?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

possibly

a nice cup of tea and a slice of life ... ooooooh - that'd be nice.

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

A slice of life?

Is that a euphemism for a line of cocaine or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

it's a euphemism for lady garden

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

Just for her?

I don't think I've ever met Lord Garden before. I've heard he's a smashing fellow, made of glass don't you know.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

you want a biscuit with that?

I've got Ginger nuts
But if you ask me nicely I can make them into Gary Baldies

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Why is your name Gary?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

it can be anything you want

If the price is right

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

you've never had oral sex

aicmfp

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

Have you got any peerages going

I always wanted to be a pier

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

1 cardigan ah ah ah aaaaah

2 cardigans ah ah ah aaah

etc

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

I was wearing a grey cardigan yesterday

it occurred to me that it might be a bit John Major

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)

oi!

oo you corlin a fick nit?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

I just had a moment of clarity that will make me a millionaire

I must make the film Dr StrainedLove - Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bum

QUICKLY, BRING ME THE CORPSE OF PETER SELLERS!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

I had him near the top of the pile for an instance just like this!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

I had him in the back of a mini.

Or was that my mum?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Can't, he was cremated

And Slim Pickens is long gone too. James Earl Jones is still around though.

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

James Earl Jones is perfect for the role

of Peter Sellers

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

He'd do it so well

*imagines James Earl Jones doing the voice of Min Bannister*

*dies laughing*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

"Henriiiiiy"

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Hahahaha

Kevin Bacon as Crun

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)

*has realised Min was voiced by Milligan*

*imagines Bluebottle voiced by JEJ*

*re-dies*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

She's fallen in the water

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

I'd forgotten so many

www.thegoonshow.net/characters.asp

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

How could you forget?

Although in fairness I was only listening to it yesterday :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

My dad always listened on a sunday as he was carving sunday lunch

He's dead now

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

time for a liquid lunch

o review argh

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)

there's no point running fool

accept your fate and my awesomeness!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

Oooh! His bum's going to hurt in morning

Lully pic!

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Joliet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

his arse is on fucking FIRE!!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

must have been to the Lahore Kebab House

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

a solid 9 on the woo-ometer!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

the runs little stick mans!

the runs!!

also: this

if you haven't already seen it

from http://www.b3ta.com/board/8285313

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

Oof!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Old women wearing table clothes carrying fish

The real costa brava

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

old tables wearing sexy undergarments

where will the madness end!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)

I've just come back from the costa brava

Did I mention that?

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)

it sounds sexy tho

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

OOh it was

And I got a new hat...
lunchtime, I'm rambling

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

I'm rambling too, to the land of posting letters

ta ta

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:46, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

*glees**

*copywrite of b3ta

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

who own the !

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

punctuation was nationalised in 2045

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Teh Minister of Punctuation

I want that job

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

and privatised the year after . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

so cynical

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Right!

I'm off for lunch . . . if you can call it lunch it's not like the lunches you used to get! An hour used to be 1 hour ten minutes . . .
*waffles on at length*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that'll be £50 please.

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

And the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

*envelopes*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

*staples*

This game again?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

yeah

and you're still playing it wrong

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

Well explain it better then!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

ok then

*wraps arms around*

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

Oh I SEE!

*glomps*

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

YAY \o/

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Numbers cant be owned silly

Im a number not a name - Im free to whatever number I want to be

call me 27 from now on

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

but did seven eight nine?

I'll get me coat

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

The numbers 1,2,3,4,5 and 6

are wholly owned trademarks of the sesame street corporation.

(teasus likes tea, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:28, archived)

bindun?

Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading.

(Catch21, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

"Will you start the fans please"...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Oh, that would have been good

The Crystal Dome as a giant blender...

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

a fine mornin' to you, m'lovely

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

And to you too

How's you and yours?

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

yeah, not too bad I guess :)

hope, you and yours are doing fine as well :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

Yay for feeling betterness!

Now put your considerable talents to use and shop the CrystalDome Blender™

Please :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

'ning!

How's big'ead?
*ducks*

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

He's good ta

Kicking away like a good'un

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

Right, off you fuck.

(__, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

no pic

no love

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

It's like a picture

but without the pixels

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Milkman Dan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

bindun

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

And your picture is where?

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Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

But in other news

New Nuts images in my profile. Barbarossa gets £100 and Ninja and Happytoast get £50.
The issue date is 18-24 Apr 2008 Mr. Happytoast Sir.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

hooray!

lets hope they don;t have to wait months for their payments.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

I believe TGA got his pretty quickly

I've not heard of anyone else having any problems.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I haven't received it yet, it's going through as we speak

on all counts
(the 3 smaller ones, and the large one from earlier this year)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

this is the best news I've heard since I heard it was lunchtime

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WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

Although I have been told that they're changing the name to

TGA Bank:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:51, archived)

my presence at the london bash is solely sponsored by NUTS

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

Hehehehe

Well I've asked the guy if he wanted to come. I think it would be beneficial to all. However I can understand if he doesn't; 50+ peeps who haaev had an axe to grind with Zoo/Nuts in the past.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

£100?!

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

For the star image.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

tax free!

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Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

in play.com vouchers for the next few weeks :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

*faints*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

then it goes to cold, hard cash :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

*comas*

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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

*flollops*

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

which is as good as cash

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

So how does it work now?

do they contact you asking to use the images? How much do you sign away in rights if you say yes?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

The guy will gaz you and say that if you want to let them use your images you will get £50

If you are picked for the star image he will tell you that you'll get £100. None of this you may win something. You'll be told ther and then what you will get.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

not quite fella,

if your work appears, you will be credited, and their policy is that you get £50 for the basic image and £100 (in 5 weeks time, after the play.com promotion) for the star image. However, you need to invoice them directly for the money to keep it above board, you don't 'automatically' get it sent through to you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Well an invoice is hardly a problem

At the end of the day is a small commission so it's a business transaction.

EDIT: It would probably be worth be drafting a template invoice and putting it in my profile for anyone who is unfamiliar with the process.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)

he has already provided a template invoice :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

cool.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:07, archived)

Woohoo!

hold on, mine has the spam of the week logo, does that mean I got £100?!

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)

Yup.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)

Well done Toast!

You jammy bugger. I spend shed loads on Play.com, still, £50 is great eh?

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Ninj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)

LOL HIPPOS!

£100 eh, that's fab that is :)

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)

You could buy a areal hippo with that.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)

invoiced :D

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:19, archived)

She's one step ahead of you then, you jockey.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

you

suck
donkey
penis

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Pictures or it didn't happen

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:53, archived)

oh good god

Tuesday - check
Irritated - check
jaffa cakes and tea - check

bunker time!

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The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

someones stolen your image too

svamp.eu/game/ c/o cr3

edit/no credit to me at all, its a cr3 creation like what i said up there^,am open to offer of a shag however.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

that. fucking. rocks.

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

*APPLAUDS*

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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:30, archived)

That is fucking brilliant

I want to have your babies.

(ReallyEvilCanine looks like an upside-down question mark with hair, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:07, archived)

you want to touch 11 year old Susie from Reading inappropriately

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

mumbled the shambling Greek dressed in black.

He'd been sat in the corner of the cellar for some time now, having arrived just before the main group. A short bearish man, he slowly got to his feet and, joints protesting, reached under the plastic chair and removed a camera from it's protective bag.

'You want it, she wants it, the paying public want it and I haven't got all day.'

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

The door creaked open.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Several men entered, dragging a large drawstring bag between them.

The bag was obviously full, and full of a person. Occasionally one of the men would kick it, and a small mewling cry would be heard, but only for a second.

Whoever was in that bag, they obviously had been here long enough to learn that crying gets you nowhere.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

Suddenly, one of the men cried out in pain

A sharp blade protuded from the bag, quivering. AS the crying continued, the blade suddenly danced into action.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

'You fucking little bitch'

Snarled Kaspar, curling his top lip. He strode over to the bag and launched his para boot-clad size 13 foot into it with such ferocity that the wet thump that followed was hardly suprising. Again and again he kicked, muttering in Russian and never breaking a sweat.

He turned.

'Shall we continue? Men, another one of our guests will be needed.'

edit: right, I'm back off to work.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7126889.stm

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

you made b3ta cry :'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

^this

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

Yes, lets make fun of the poor guy

who found his girlfriend so drugged up she boiled herself alive in the bath.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

^THIS^

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

So where's the picture?

Fuck off 11 year old Susie from Reading, you utter fucking n00b.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

This

11 year olds from Reading taking the piss here. Something should be done about them.

(

DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

Strap them to the blades of the windmills on the M4.

I think they're near Reading.

EDIT: They are.

(

An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)

The CBBC tribute page to Mark is

genuinely tearjerking

(

monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)

It's a sad story all told.

My kids thought he was great.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)

(

Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:05, archived)

Use The Gel, PAY THE PRICE

Visit terrible blog here for other gel-based misdeeds.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Then why does he looks so unhappy about this situation??

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

you'd be unhappy if you had that tooth-to-gum ratio

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

or no nose of any significance

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

give in to her demands, i say.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Why isn't he happy?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Because

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

So she should be happy as well then.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Hurray for gel!

Woo

(

my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

But

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Is the truth about the GEL

finally coming out?

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I don't know if we'll

ever fully know the truth about the gel, Waspy.

I don't think we're ready.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

bloody selfish gods....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

there's nothing i don't like about this picture

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

they're the nazis

from Raiders of the Lost Ark

(

Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:17, archived)

YAY

\o/

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Jeepers!

I go away for four days and when I return it's still mighty frightening!
but so Woo!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

Oh Christ

She cannot withold THE GEL!

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I'm beginning to think you are not quite sane in the head.

Or the legs.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

I think I missed the start of this

whatever it is, whatever it's trying to say, I like it ;)

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

LOLchavz anyone?

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

I'll join in. If you promise not to expect quality.

ALSO YAY.

i well love swinging, mate. yer u shut up u fuck'n' poof.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Hahahaha!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

I think it has mileage y'know! ;)

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

Oh this one rules!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)

Now THAT is funny!

(

crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)

hehe

like that a lot..she's not feeling it though look how dry his finger is!

(

johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)

Look at the fucking size of that microscope behind her.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

pffffft

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

will they examine her with it?

hope they use the gel...

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

or she is really small!

small!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

No, she's not small,

she's just far away.

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

*gets the diagram*

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

haha

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

Weirdly enough I think that that is UCH - I was looking at it yesterday when I walked past.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

LOL!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)

ha ha ha

the crazy antics of poor people hilarilate me...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Nah, their possible poorness is not the issue,

it is the way they take all your shite, bleed the country dry and give nothing, destroy everything worth living for and beat up people who don't want to be like them, that gets old pretty quick when you live near a hive of them, trust me.

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

I know lots of poor people who aren't chavs

I know of a fair few chavs who aren't poor.

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 14:00, archived)

this picture makes me sad.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

don't

it's eugenics in action

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Yes!

In ur carz robbin ur stereoz

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Lolchavs, what a great new phenom

enon!

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)

but at least she's drinking evian

that's healfy, innit?

(teasus likes tea, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:34, archived)

In other news...

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

I HATE it when that happens!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

teach it a lesson by playing arsechery with it.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

...

I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches has never been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak and save a ship!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

You have a woman's bosom, Sir!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I do.

I wish more people would call me Sir.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Why - are you a man?

Or aspire to be one?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hey Vasquez

You ever been mistaken for a man?

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

No,

have you?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

You just too bad!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Aspire to be a man?

No siree. No thank you. Too badly designed.

It's just better than ma'am.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

I'll see your wager

and raise you tuppence

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

I'll see your tuppence

and raise you a quite excellent set of thruppeny bits.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

i'll call

show me what you got!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

Nice try.

You haven't even plied me with mead yet.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

mead ftw

who fancies a mead binge?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

A bead minge?

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

mmmm textury

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

not just now thanks

I'm drunk and in charge of a combine harvester...

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

*plies*

*plies some more*

*plies with jolly rogers rohypnol infused mead*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

You're plying yourself.

This is like all first dates.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Phwoar

I'll raise you a Dubloon

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I'm not sure if dbroon would be too happy with that.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

He's already in my pile.

Due to being my very own manwench.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

OH IS THAT SO?

What's this pile you speak of? Did it evolve from a mound? I am so perplexed.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

ssshh

don't anger mistress, she will beat us

gaaaaaah

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Okay okay okay. Let me get this right...

If I anger her, she beats you? :D:D:D

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

pretty much whatever happens

the man pile takes a thrashing

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

You told me you enjoyed it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)

only for fear of future thrashings

if we complained

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)

Fear/love, it's all the same to me.

Get in the cupboard.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Pff! Gutted at you guys.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

"Get him boys!"

*man pile rises and drags Ttssattsr to it's hairy, sweaty core

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)

YOU CAN'T GET ME. I'm safe in trousers :)

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

that's what you think

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

HEY HEY HEY

aren't myou meant to at least buy me dinner before trying to undo my flies?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)

*scuttles down leg*

*snuggles in the kneepit*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)

*Seals leg at either end

GOT 'IM

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:48, archived)

RIGHT.

Sit. Now.

Everyone behave or you will all feel the force of my mighty wrath.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

Hehehe, 'mound'.

In my pile of bargaining chips.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Haha! Mound... that sounds a bit like..

BOTTOM.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

I see your tuppence

and managed to take a sneaky photo of it too.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

Oh you FIEND.

Show me your baguette.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Yeah

stuffed with lettuce and bacon, overflowing with mayonaise

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)

Oh shut UP

I've just eaten and now I'm hungry again.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

sorry

I'd offer you my sandwiches but they ARE MINE MINE MINE!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)

you'll be correct

but i bet you've never had you nipples splayed in the scorching midday sun of the gobi desert and coated in honey for a maurauding colony of fire ants.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

Corrr...

Not for want of trying though....

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

I've

never had sixteen shipwrecked mariners tossing in me either.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

*adjusts spectacles*

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

It always feels weird when someone else does it.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)

adjusts yr spectacles?

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)

Aye.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:38, archived)

try sitting on your nose for a while

then see if it feels like you are adjusting someone elses specs

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)

Sitting on my nose?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:43, archived)

yeah

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:46, archived)

You are aware I'm not actually an eel?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:49, archived)

WHAT!

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

Ha ha the very fact you remember this makes me think

it had an impact ;)

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

I'm selling the rights to it now to ITV Sport

I'm hoping for the old Saturday lunchtime slot that Wrestling used to have.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

God...I used to love that when I was a wee un

Earliest happy memories watching overweight Brummies panto-fighting in tight spandex.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

i've been eatig figs and prunes and playing it over the weekend.

my house stinks of shit now.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

that's your solution to everything...

"Thor... the house is on fire; Thor, the Iranians have nuclear weapons; Thor, you've run over my only child and killed it..."

ARSECHERY

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

in 98% of cases it provideds an effective solution.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

How singular

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

*SPANG!*

Now STOP it!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

Bloody Black Holes!

I find with a careful aim and a spacehopper they can be plugged quite nicely thus ensuring relative biscuit safety.

(

SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

i blame the parents.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

Watch out....

It's trying to get your tea too!

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

How rude!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

This is what happens when you

have the same wallpaper as Father Ted . . .

That's Grand! Woo!
Braw!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

this is ace

nice work indeed

love it

am hungry now.

:(

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

then eat something

if you would like recommendations, the sensible people of the b3ta community will probably help.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

good detail on the tea drops.

I'm now wondering what hob-nobs taste like when compressed to infinite density.

A bit heavy, I suppose.

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

Probabaly will soak up all your Tea

if you use em for dunking

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

steven hawkins

never saw this one coming.

(OneTonTesti master of rubbish kung fu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

not at all

but stephen hawking predicted it in 1983 in a paper published in classical and quantum gravity.

(

boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)

singularly brilliant

... you can use the Hawking Radiation to warm your tea

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

just dont let it go the "other way"

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)

It's going superfluid!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)

can you buy exothermic cups?

they might help or if you can redirect the bosons maybes

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Aaaaaaaaahahaha

Now be a super-nerd like me and link the two pictures together by making an acoustic black hole within the bose-einstein condensate in the tea.

"I put my superfluid tea spinning on a record player and made an acoustic black hole."

/Super-nerd blog

(

boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)

yay!

I love bose-einstein condensates.

(

but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)

NO!

NO! NO! NO!
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

I whole hearilty endorse the use of instant feeze dried tea granuals.. with powdered milk... and rice crackers.

(

Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

Burn the heretic!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)

WOOOOOO

fantastic

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

Lady S tries that excuse all the time

I don't believe her

Woo!

(

Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

That am a very nice drawing of a black hole.

I hope they have guide lines like that in real life.

(

Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

Hahahahaha! :D

Marvelous!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)

So THAT'S where they went!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Lovely!

(

Smallbrainfield, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

bastard black hole

take consolation in the fact that their inventor has just carked it
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7347761.stm

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)

Oh bloody hell :(

Suppose that makes it a "tribute" then

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)

Wheeler had one hell of an innings, though

Feynman was his PhD student and popped his clogs back in the 80s.

Also I'd argue that Schwarzchild was probably the inventor of the modern black hole. Or Newman. Wheeler came up with the name.

(

boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:52, archived)

awesome

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)

Excuse the deluge of shit, I got lots of ideas on the bus

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

More like double plus UN-good. *thought polices*

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

lols

plusgood laughmaking fullwise.

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

The new ITV Saturday night comedy series*

*Episodes 2, 5, 7, 8, 9 and the finale will be skipped due to the football

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

*looks forward to episodes 3,4 and 6*

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

sorry, due to some celebrity figure skating re-runs

those episodes will be shown in an edited format.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

they're not going to show those

no room in the schedule

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

It's because of the Hollywood writer's strike apparently.

They didn't write enough episodes so there isn't enough time in the schedule to show them all*

*yes I know it's gibberish, but it's ITV's excuse, not mine.

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

fucking ITV cunts.

*goes off to usenet to dowload the entire series and watch it all in one day without adverts*

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

not the football type thing starting in 7 or 8 weeks?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)

top work sir

(

bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Hahahaha!

Grand!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

Nicely done.

How are you, Mr St? I've devided your first name is Happytoa, like Krakatoa except all gleeful.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

I'm the friendly sort of death by molten lava :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Pyroclastic flows ftw!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Mmmmmm lovely and TOASTY warm.

You see?!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

hahahaha

hot stuff, coming though.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Pimp walk needed, STAT.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

Krakatoa was just fine until some

bleedin' do-gooder transvestite newsreader buggered it up . . .
tee hee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Krakatoa was never fine. Yellowstone should be fun when that comes around though.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

Bagsy me first with the dinghy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

You'd have better protect me from nature :(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Get in my trousers, it's safe in my trousers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)

No spiders?

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Not that I am aware of.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)

Okay then. It's a deal.

*clambers*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

All my dreams have come true.

There is a young man cowering and shaking with fear in my trousers.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)

You're a straaaange, straaaaange, kinky lady, lady.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

OBJECTION YOUR HONOUR.

What?

Well yes I know it's true, but still.

I don't want to sit down.

I'll contempt of court YOU in a minute, motherfucker.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

*crosses legs*

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)

*falls over*

would you mind not doing that when I'm in the middle of making a point?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)

Hmmph!

I bet you didn't even click the link . . .
Bah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)

Of course I did, darling. I noticed 'teehee' too :)

I'm just grouchy is all.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

*tickles*

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Ohohohohohohohoh!

*grumbles*
*curls up and sleeps*
I CAN'T SLEEP NOW. I'll sleep until like... this evening. Then I wont be tired when it's real sleep time.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Well at least we didn't have to look at the Hulk's tongue and groove!

woo.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

eeeuw!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Sorry

I sorta made the thread dovetail!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

OH HEY GHOSTY.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

wotcha

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)

Fuck ITV. I'd rather gnaw off my dick than have to put myself through anything they have to offer on their eyefuck of a channel.

Woo to you though, Mr.Toast.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Pushing Daisies was excellent

like Amelie meets Edward Scissorhands.

Which is why I commented on the cockwitted twat tards at ITV who have dropped an episode just because of the European cup.

Which is also why I am now downloading that episode which is not something I normally do.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)

You can get the bbc iplayer on the wii now.

It's ace, I watched Doctor Who.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

I watched Doctor Who on tv at the normal resolution

at the normal time.

How futuristic am I?!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Wow, on a full sized tv screen?!

I wish i lived in such an amazing futuristic world, i'm stuck with watching programs on my shitty tiny mobile phone* screen

*i dont currently possess a working mobile phone though, so i just stick post it notes on there and pretend it's actual moving pictures

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

YEAH WELL

That showed you. Bet you're sorry.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

WHO ON THE WII?

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

WOO ON THE BLEE.

Yes. No? Yes. Definitely. Hopefully sort of quite possibly ish.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

So, 1 good show? I just think it's all dire programming for mindless dolts.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

I can think of only one more

TV Burp.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

and You've been framed

jesus, thats 3 shows ITV have now, it's some kind of miracle.

Although both Harry Hill shows are between series.

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)

Well they couldnt have them and Daisies on at the same time

the great unwashed might get confused by this thing called Quality and go on a riot.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)

Pushing Daisies

is brilliant, it's quite unlike anything I've seen on TV, in a very good way.
Plus it has Emerson.

(

StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

Yes, I'll probably download it too

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

if you can reach to get yr mouth around it

surely you don't need tv at all

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)

frame 3

is superb in every way

woo

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)

Hahaha

*likes*

(

Weetobix, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)

isn't it

bruce banner?

wooo!

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

Hahahahaah!

I can't believe I did that, after spending a good 5 minutes double and triple checking that it WAS Bruce and not David (as it was in the TV show), I went and did it anyway :D

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)

Bruce in the comics

David on TV

you geek

(

Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)

tee hee

smashing stuff, that is!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

Holy Cloned Conspiricy Theorist!

Protect your kids from those mind-reading secret service machines

(Abuscruffy, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

When he grows up

He wants to be Beatty!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

don't we all?

i can only dream of his fame....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

I have no idea,

but I like that! Lovely hats! :D

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

It stops the aliens stealing their brain waves.

(

Aenesis, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

I guessed that due to the chosen material

tho quite why aliens are more warded off if you look like a space pirate is quite another mattter...

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

nicest hats

somebody knit me that cardigan...

I'll pay 20p a sleeve, roughly 82p for the entire garment.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

It's time for lunch... Nearly...

Click for 400px clarity

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

hahaha!!

spagnola FTW!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

Where's Sunshine Elephant with his Yorkshire pudding!?
Ya-da-da-daaah!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)

Oh dear lord.

I actually had to filename that. Kind of wish I hadn't now...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

*bashes head on desk*

arf!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

Good god and I thought mine was bad!

;o)

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

sorry, I didn't mean to out do you . . .

I didn't mean to out do you . . .Bah! MSN sucks!
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)

jesus christ Dave

I'm sure the Human Rights Act forbids this

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)

no,

but the human wrongs act does . . .
hehehe!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

*bludgeons*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)

'ningles all. Bin a busy week. He wants your nuts!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:32, archived)

^This

should be set upon the picture below!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

ning chap

speaking of which, are you back to scanning duties now that we can get paid?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

Yes

I'll be showing my nuts scan for all to see later:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

*fetches the Kleenex*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

*dirtex's*

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)

What's this about payment?

(

Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)

they pay for images used now

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)

Yup

I believe it's £50 for an image use and £100 for star image or 'TGA' image as I believe they call it:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)

Good luck culling those bad boys!

Woo!

(

Joliet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

i love these animal mashes.

'NING ALL!
i've got two team leaders next to me and one is in my chair!!
i'm having to kneel on the floor to type this!
bastards.

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)

c'mon ivesy, surely you have some shiny, sharp surgical implements at your disposal

you know what to do

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

*grabs scalpel and bone saw*

back in a mo!

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

Yays!

No more piles for ivesb

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

rib spreader please, nurse ghost....

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

God it's been weeks since someone said that to me!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

I puchased Human Descent's tutorials several months back.

Very useful but I do tend to reverse engineer things so I used a bastardised version if his processes.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)

bastardised FTW

unless it's 'management'
=)

(

ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

I bet he does....

I have lovely nuts!

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)

Bless you.

:o)

(

benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)

gleeeeeee!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)

I'll have what she's having!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)

rondam

hi.

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

Oh god...kill them all!

Kill them with poisoned boobs

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

injects boobies with silicon.

not mine fool, yours.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

Mmm

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)

*searches for killing hammers*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

Micto has them all!

(

Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

Ah.

*reposesses*
*kills*

and

by the way

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

DINGBATS!

(__, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)

*dings bats*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:29, archived)

It's a vagina!

Not Brando's SUV he rented on his trip to Flagstaff so he could better transport clients to a dinner party his firm was throwing in honor of a new merger with Brando, Brando, Brando, Bradno, Brando and Brando!

His name is probably not Brando, is it?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

same but with a W

Wbrando

(

fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

BRAWNDO

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

BWRWAWNWDWO

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

It's got electrolytes!

It's what plants crave!

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)

Thats just what my wife said that to me only last night!

I was always called Brando in the play ground!?!

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

wow

an amazing non-hereditary strain of PFD

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

Argh! No!

It's the Matthews family!!!!!

*hides*

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

I spent a tiny little bit too long on this

(

Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:09, archived)

Wicked tune

I let the beat ...

...

Ah... DROP!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)

Well it's fifty cups of coffee and you know it's ON!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

ON...

...the toilet.

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

I like my sugar with coffee and creeeaaaam

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)

too sweet to be sour, too nice to be wrong

(or something, its been years since I listened to that album)

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

nicely

it was either this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BrSVOOK610
or
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BrSVOOK610

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

and not before time

(

WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:08, archived)

hahahaha!

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)

Amazingly that would probably work as an existing ad in their campaign - send it to an agency, quick!

(

The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

can you do this?

they would just steal it no? i have an idea and i want money!

(duketh *raises rifle* everyone loves muffins!!!!!!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)

Hahaha!

Please don't let it be this long before they quit

(

Joliet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

^ oh god this

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)

Doc-taaah!

(yartek branched the timeline on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:07, archived)

Hahahahaha

I just watched the Pompeii episode...it brought back memories, I tell you...

Still just wanted to punch Tate in her fat ginger face though.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:11, archived)

Still prepared to give her the benefit of the doubt for a couple more episodes.

Firmly of the opinion that anyone's better than bloomin' Martha.

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

martha was lovely

saturdays episode was drivel though.

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)

Who, MD

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

martha was an arse!

I'm starting to like Catherine Tate :D

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)

*checks for sarcasm*

*cautiously agrees*

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

martha had a lovely arse

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)

Tate hasn't

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)

Sooooo.....

you not like her very much?

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)

Next compo - the many tortures of catherine tate

she is unfunny and irritating

id like to process her trampled to death by ants

(

The Tig and me, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

^this

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)

god yes

CATHERINE TATE IS NOT FUNNY, why does everyone in the media keep going on about that silly cow? I've seen her show, it was shit.

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:31, archived)

^This

They keep going on about how the public really like her and are delighted that she's in the show...no-one I have ever talked to shares that opinion.

(

Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, archived)

I do!

I like Catherine Tate, I think her show was funny, her Xmas special was way better than the crappy 'one set, one idea, no fuckin sense' Doctor Who Xmas special, I like her as a person and I think she's a great actress too.

So ner!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)

Doctor who.

I’ve never liked the program. I was just starting to think it looks interesting and then they stick Catherine Tate in it!?!
Fuck that! Fuck the Doctor too.

I’d rather watch re-runs of Highlander “Endgame”.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Woah!

Let's not say things we don't mean!

(

Joliet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)

now you're taking it too far!

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)

He does any ad now!

Soapy Suggs.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

Is that Marc Almond?

(

Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:03, archived)

Hmm - Marc Almond?

Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

marc almond is not a nut, he is a fruit

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

you want this droid or not?

(

Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

Actually, it's about two minutes.

Many Bothans died bringing you this information.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

Does bathing in Suggs

make you skank?

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)

Don't be silly!

That way Madness lies!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

I'll read the back of the pack.

Do not allow contact with eyes. Wash out with warm water. etc..

Here you go!
Do not get on clothing, esp trousers.
May cause bagginess.

(waxdart hello., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)

1 euro = 1 pound now anyway

(dredwerker bored sig, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:51, archived)

Sheamlesh

;)

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:53, archived)

I do not like the Euro ( the look of it, not the whole euro-political schmang)

I have never seen such a bland looking paper currency.

(

The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:54, archived)

Me neither

there was a survey saying 110% of the Dutch want their guilder notes back

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

will it help them to count better?

(

Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:00, archived)

Not really, no.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:19, archived)

fuck they're cool!

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)

And look what we have to put up with now

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)

sorry old chap in the time that took to load it's lost another 20p

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

i admit i have another huge download happening as well, but ...

(

god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:56, archived)

Lotsa detail there!

Here folks, a semi pearoast from last night, now with added TOAP:

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:58, archived)

Hahaha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:59, archived)

That's lully

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

Marvlius!

(

Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)

this didn't get enough attention when 1st aired

i think it's meagawoo

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)

Y Fank U

was one of those 'idly fiddlin on the laptop whilst watching TV' moments...

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)

Now then chap - you've got all day...

no need to spluff your entire catalogue at once...

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:02, archived)

i overbought about 70euros at xmas

since which the drop of the pound has put them up in value by 10% = about 50% per annum

brown sucks

(

wjh31, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:05, archived)

Profit!

(

barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:06, archived)

being paid in euro

and spending probably a month or two a year in blighty, i'll be quite happy the day that 1 euro = 1 pound. if it goes through that to 1 euro = 1 fifty i'll be even happier, until i stop being paid in euro and move back to britain at which point it'll be an outrage.

/not at all a selfish oik blog

(

boris the spider, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)

or, 1 euro = 80pence

(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)

She's looking at the royal dildo

smiling!

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)

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