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(cvk is 90% sugar free, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Gosh

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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

No fear.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Golly,

top lurking...

Top hitlering too.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

oh, alright then...

*hugs*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:42, archived)

NOES!!

ITS A TRAPS!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

Muu!

*grabs leg*
*refuses to let go*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)

oh hai

how's life my dear?

sorry, i can't really offer my leg at the moment, i'm too busy hugging mr. ms. hitler

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

Life is pretty darn ace!

I've had a lovely, lovely, proper cooked foods, I am in a good place, I've had nice wine (though it's mysteriously dissapeared, I may need to locate more), and I've got an evening- right here! - of whatever I wanna.

I hope life is at least equally as good for you :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

i'm well

just wrapping up a metric shit ton of projects in anticipation for the end of yet another semester.

i dunno about nice wine but i polish off a few beers nightly... it makes the russian homework go by a lot easier

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:09, archived)

Beer?

Plan!

It's not a good idea to open another bottle, at least not on a school night

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:10, archived)

bah

i still have some time before it technically becomes alcoholism

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)

First post?

Welcome aboard!

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

First post after how long?

*Welcomes*

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:47, archived)

Blimey...were you signed up by your parents

Have this woo for your first post

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

Oh why, thank you.

It took me a while to read the FAQ.

(cvk is 90% sugar free, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

Hahah! I like you

Stick around kiddo, we stop being patronising pretty quickly

well, most of us ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

top first post

keep it up, you shan't leave :-)

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:57, archived)

*hugs*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:49, archived)

That has to be

one of the finest lurks i've ever seen. I'm glad I was here to witness it.

(SquidHead, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

you have one of the original Penny Blacks

stuck under your nose...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:50, archived)

I've produced a handy guide to B3ta

Click to see all of it.

(__, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

\o/

Your Magnum Opus.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:38, archived)

That is...

words fail me

*makes meaningful but traumatically slow gestures*
*clicks*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

HAHAHAHHAHAHH YES

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

ah, flashback humour, very good

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:39, archived)

haha

what a diplomatic euphemism

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

I lol

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

Hahaha

christ

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

bahaha!

he seems to like it slightly, in the last panel...

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:44, archived)

I'd hate to validate your post's message by replying to it

so I didn't

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

damn "advertising with kids, for kids". I had to sabotage it.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

*sniggers*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

hello *ample charms*

still always in the top 10 of my Flickr photos :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Hahah!

It's my ~~'ample charms'~~ often-on-show-norks

*cuddles*

I so missed the 'ample charms' part of your post

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

is cool with that

(ejaculates quietly in pants and with straight face- the clean-up operation can take place later)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

Aww

Hey, can my missus drive an AM next time you have one?

I know it's illegal, immoral and unprofessional but...um..yeah, I have nothing.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

next time I have one if I'm not off to Cornwall

I'll come by and see you- but no-one gets to drive but the Legally Insured :-)

anyone is allowed to sit behind the wheel for photos

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

Legally insured how?

as in, just you?

Boo, but to be expected, and respected.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:32, archived)

it is a bit like

an unexploded bomb... won't kill you MOST OF THE TIME :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:35, archived)

Oh!

*goes to flickr*

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

Not THAT on show

And I thought you hated me for being an attention seeking bint?
Where does looking for pics of my norks fit into that? ;)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

You carry on being an attention seeking bint sweetie...it's the future of Britain after all

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

did someone say norks?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

*owns up*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

I hate you?

When did that happen?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

'Hate' is such a strong, subjective term

my apologies

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

That's okay then.

I don;t remember hating anyone.

I find P69 extremely irritating, and rob's a cock, obviously, but other than that . . .

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

I am but surprised that Cheekyboy hasn't

yet asked you to become one of his muses.

Something in a dirty warehouse with your clothes mainly off judging by current material... but that would just be the jealousy talking.... I get to take pics of rocks and grass :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:23, archived)

He does seem to have gone in for nekkid in a big way, eh?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

either Mr Thorpe was a casting director for the extras on the Carry On films

or he has a serious portfolio arrangement with serious photo models. My money is on the latter, although I can't helkp but be jealous of the opportunity to yell 'left nipple...PERKIER!' at the stationary woman.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:30, archived)

I get to do that all the time!

It's more satisfying when it's not yourself though. I'd assume.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

Mirrors are the worst critics

You and Prof Ken were naturally magnetic when you were smooching as I photographed you... *huff* at the bash while your tongues ...*huff* teased each other, wanton to the looks of *huff* other people in your

OK, you should shoot porn, but only for your own enjoyment, and not to be discovered by a technician at Currys when you take the video recorder in, broken, forgetting to withdraw the tape first. For after all, taht would be an episode of The Bill from the year 2000.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:40, archived)

Blimey

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:48, archived)

Gor Blimey to you,

young lovers-me-ups.

/sounding liek a catholic priest in plain clothes and a copy of Women's Realm in his grubby mitts

ahem.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:54, archived)

Haha

Nice :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:14, archived)

Hahaha

Brilliance :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

Hello duckling x

I am looking forwards to the next product, chocolate flavour.

'Botty Filous'

I am so juvenile.

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Naughty man

Do you know, Mr Veritas is still talking of his trip in an Aston?

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

It is Ace,

that's why I like to spread the opportunity around when I get the chance, amongst the lovely folks :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Crikey!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

What?

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

It's you!

And clothed, to boot!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Do I normally turn up naked?

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

me first to set up my easel on the portrait shoot...

OK, Bagsy won't wotk in this situation. Joins queue...

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:03, archived)

good evening IVV

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

Hello Mr Bun

How do? :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:43, archived)

Well as a subterranean water holding thingy

Your good self?

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:46, archived)

Very well

I went to the zoo today and had icecream. All is good :)

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in vino veritas, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:53, archived)

Hmmmmmmmmmm....giraffe and orangutan flavoured icecream

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:58, archived)

why did that take me so long?

appart from being fick and all and stuff :(

nice!

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

I c ould have titled it 'mildly bitching' filous

but asking people to think in reverse from that initial point and retro-construct the consumer product that closeley resembled that in a rhyming coincidence (and I think I have tried that jape before) is not conventionally successful..

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:26, archived)

This has all of the fromagey frais whingyness necessary for a healthy diet

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:29, archived)

au sancerre,

mon petit choux-fleur

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:45, archived)

Haha nice.

Also, with respect to your sig,

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

you gave it legitimacy

with your ace image , thanks :-)

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:41, archived)

can i do a vector of someone? PLEASE?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

you can do one of me if you wish

*jumps up and down*

also, pft and woo!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:07, archived)

yar ok

gaz me a source, or post it here :/

a clear photo pleases?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

hmmmm...

you're getting complicated now... hang on!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

Done and

done.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:08, archived)

"Oh I don't like the look of these ledgers. Very sloppy."

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

That is, in fact, one of our own

A b3tan, t'is true

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

And indeed a librarian.

So that phrase might not be far off.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

Is it our late-night antipodean b3tan?

And why do the police want you?

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

Because they find it difficult to find stable partners in their service.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

I witnessed an ambulance get turned over by smashing into a BMW

I can only assume they want to silence my troublesome mouth

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:20, archived)

I hate BMWs

I hope everybody was okay though.

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finnbar has officially retired, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

I think the BMW driver and his passenger was okay

though I was too busy phoning ambulances etc. to actually go over ever. They had to be cut out by the fire service but the BBC reported it the next day as 'no serious injuries'.

The ambulance crew were out and helping everyone else as soon as humanely possible so any injuries they may have had weren't immediately apparent- all the respect in the world to our emergency services*

with the occasional exception of the Police I'm ashamed to say, I just can't get on with the egos that seems to require

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:31, archived)

"Nice beaver."

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:12, archived)

Sorry...

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Kaya, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Rapitnui?

As handsome as he is morally repugnant.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:28, archived)

Why 'morally repugnant'?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

He is a rude awful man.

If he wasn't so damn hot I'd put him on ignore.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

Ah yes, that

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8288636

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:36, archived)

He is a bad man.

He says bad things.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:34, archived)

if i could find a nice picture you could

in other news, lolcakes.

(emcake putting a donk on it since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:09, archived)

I've been done by the best

after IVV dun me I need no more immortalisations

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:15, archived)

Hahaha.

Woo.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:16, archived)

Haha :D

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Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:17, archived)

I'm afraid that my face might break the vector algorithms.

I can barely be photographed without my eyeballs turning to marble and becoming mysteriously overexposed even under the exact same lighting conditions as someone else.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:21, archived)

do me you fuck!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:22, archived)

Anybody want to play...

TV Presenters need not apply!

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Deleted-User, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

zing

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

yikes

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

pffft

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

was he going to get on the train to bridgend?

that is the question

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

Hull

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

nicely

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:56, archived)

You disgust me.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

pffft

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WormuIus, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:02, archived)

They've been interviewing a friend he dossed with the days preceding his death

who claims that his biggest problem wasn't his career being stunted, or even his reputation being badly tainted.

It was that he felt that returning to the public eye after being gone this time would release a barrage of jokes and venom his way and he didn't feel like he could cope with it. So he didn't.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:05, archived)

It's sad...

Hitler said the same thing.

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Deleted-User, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

Oh....

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Speighting

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

Oh wow.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:33, archived)

Why wow?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:14, archived)

Don't you have three nipples?

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:10, archived)

No Sir..

I suggest you take back that comment.
I have 4.

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Deleted-User, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:18, archived)

this'll learn 'em

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

I'll wait for the movie.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

Cynic

here's your cyanide. Pay up before hand over.

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Nicely indeed

Though I agree with her really.
There's no way of expanding on what the characters are without just ripping off what she's already written or making shit up.

If it wasn't a thesaurus of harry potter and was a story behind how she got the ideas for each animal or whatever they'd get away with it.

/boring as buggery blog

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

i have no opinion either way

have never read any of her words or seen any of her movies, i do know hermione is 18 now though.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:54, archived)

In all fairness though,

J K Rowling has admitted herself that she used the website to check up on the facts of her own novels at times.

This does become a much bigger case when you consider the implications of putting a website, and its content, into print....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:27, archived)

I've not read any of those.

She got some big boobs though, so, there we go.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Hahaha...splendid

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:03, archived)

pastry lolz

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mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

is that real talking broccoli?

TJ TIME!
I did draw some doodles

Click for bigger (44KB)
isn't b3ta dead tonight, whats goin on?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

me too!

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mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

pfft thats a repost

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

Perhaps they're related?

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

OK TJ

Work in progress. The lil tyke is talking aaaages!

Still fiddling with that back grass. Just can't get it quite right.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

i'm guessing your taking a colour photo and making it black and white? :p

so far so good
wow thats easy

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

I'm telling your mum!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Yay... wait what you telling her?

doh missed the rear of the bike ,nevermind eh?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Magenta Choppers FTW!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:06, archived)

GET TO DA CHOPPA!

...*pedals hard* quick they're gaining on on!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:24, archived)

;)_

you know that there is an AKVIS plugin that makes it easy to realistically colour mono images in about 20 minute?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

Oh hai

Long time, no abuse

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

Nother isn't

Ther's no such things as plug ins.

*sticks fingers in ears*

LALALAlalalLALALALAlalala

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

I showed half a cake.

I therefore must show solidarity for the non-ginger who show works in progress within existing threads.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:25, archived)

To be perfectly fair.

I agree. The badge is meant for the use of only one attention starved user.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:37, archived)

Is it me?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:52, archived)

Colouring photos can be a bitch

I spent ages on this and I still can't get the skin tones how I wanted them

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mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

The skin tone looks almost perfect to me

It's the lack of difference in shade that is making it a double take...maybe look at the lips?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:49, archived)

I only started it to do a knob gag.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:50, archived)

He's a saucy fellow.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

Looks like you've got some great mustard there

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

Well stay here and rot, you stuck up bitch.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:36, archived)

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mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

Please have seen Blue Harvest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

hell yeah! Got it for my birthday a couple of weeks ago

'tis supremely ace

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mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:40, archived)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/cannabis-now-worse-than-the-nazis-20070801315/

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:43, archived)

I beg to differ.

Also I am going for a bath so shhhh now. Nobody be funny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:44, archived)

i think i can manage that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:51, archived)

is there a longcrust pastry?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

Just less short shortcrust

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mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

They're just puffs

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:47, archived)

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:46, archived)

I'm surprised somone hasn't dressed a maligned figure up and added:

"Aren't you a little shit to be a stormtrooper?"

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:59, archived)

Visit Scotland!

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:32, archived)

Drown in the clammy ooze of Lindsey Lo(c)han.

Woo!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

I'd compo it.

In the future, holograms of celebrities can be projected on scenery.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

haha

good one!
:)

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:35, archived)

pfft

however, a glen is a hill, rather than a tree.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

It has a small hill

...and i'm Scottish bytheway

(xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

a glen is a valley, a ben is a hill

(

cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:42, archived)

yes

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:45, archived)

so what's a benny hill?

(dogof2head, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 21:51, archived)

What no dale

winton or chip'n'

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:41, archived)

Clown Suicide

(panic www.gagaprinthouse.com, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

fantastic

(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

No chance of the shower curtain rail breaking though.

Nicely done.

Edit: ALSO look! I appear to have had a hand in his untimely demise!

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

*passes information on to the police*

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

You utter

Judas.

Right, I'm off for a bath, to wash away the tears. The TEARS, Toast.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:39, archived)

you murderer

pffffffffffffllllllllllllllllllllllllrrrrrrrrrrrt

(

crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:48, archived)

Hahaha

he seems happy about it though

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:27, archived)

great stuff

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

now that's all kinds of awesome

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:28, archived)

Hahahaha!

Have a click.

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:29, archived)

JAPES ON A CLOON!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:30, archived)

this is great!

'ning everyone - anyone want a vector done?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

OH GOD

OH GOD!

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Edit: Heh, that's not aimed at this picture sorry, how RUDE :D
I like this very much and shall click so.

(

Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:31, archived)

DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKING CLOWN

and relax

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:33, archived)

If only a certain

Mr R. McDonald would take this advice to heart!

*Woo!*

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

hahaha

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:34, archived)

Arrrrgh

*clicks hide*

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

fucking brill

FP NOW

(

lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:55, archived)

ooof!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:19, archived)

Nicely done!

I like how the stars go behind the hair :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hehehe! Lovely.

Love that copper's face.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

it's pure unadulterated evil

god knows what the bloke had been doing

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:24, archived)

Not getting a haircut.

The hippy.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:25, archived)

*hides*

Except I did have a trim recently :]

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Pfft, I love the long hair.

But then I'm not a copper from the *peers* mid sixties?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

Well I got compliments on mine yesterday.

COMPLIMENTS on MY hair.
It was scary.

I did fill it with chemicals, though.

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:37, archived)

My hair stuff is ace.

My shampoo's made from coconuts and my conditioner's made out of vanilla and stuff.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:38, archived)

LOLTALITY!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

LOLHOOLIGAN

Inspired!

(

Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

is that me?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

No.

Or maybe Yes, it depends on whether that is you....

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

too skinny

by far

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

That's you that is.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

I would never be seen

drinking that shit.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

Quite right.

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

That's your mum

and your girlfriend, and your sister.

(2P4E nil admirari, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

So,

who's who?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

See your bike?

That's a girl's bike that is.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

I have beer!

It has travelled all the way from Elmers End with me, via Blackheath!

But, TOAP?!?! FTW??

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)

Fudd's Shit beer?

pffft

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

Arf!

Unfortunately not, just shitty Beckenham way!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

THE HOOLIGANS ARE LOOSE, THE HOOLIGANS ARE LOOSE!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

This must be from a gay pride march

and they are all going in for a big hug and then some casual sex

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

Dems bee sum sexay Ooliganz

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

Day bee avin it large

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Havin' it laser

havin' it large
havin' it laser

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)

...Tay, tay, Tay tay, ta-ta-tAy, TAY!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

That song's your girlfriend.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

She left me for Billy Joel's 'River Of Dreams'

You can watch the break up, thusly;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctOYStwrU_Q

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Currently I am listening to Condemned 2.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:56, archived)

Is that a Hindi radio station?

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

Sort of.

But kind of no as well.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:59, archived)

Make a LOLOoliGan

Ferry Corsten - Right Of Way

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:01, archived)

You are a mental.

Look at you there with your mental head.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)

I recognise that pic!

(

sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:57, archived)

LOL

Would

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Works with lurkers too

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

is it me

or is there a wrongness with those hands?

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

And there isn't in the face?

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

How very dare you?

Rofl is gorgeous!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:57, archived)

*stylophones in WiLs face*

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

(

Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

What a fine pair of homosexuals

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

Well the guy on the right is obviously gay

He's got boot heal marks on his chest from going arse to mouth!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

is it hooligan bandwagon cheezeburger time?

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

I added that for ya.

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:45, archived)

top man!

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

Are you saying I'm an anagram of a tampon!:~(~~~~

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)

You're an anagram of short giver ;-)

Or even better, grit shover.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

Well you're an anagram of botty poo plop mouth!*

*may be a lie

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:12, archived)

Don't be like that, shivergrot.

;-)

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

What?

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)

I'll put this here then

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)

That's crepe!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)

Which is why I didn't waste a thread

Aren't I considerate?

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

pun please

or burger off

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

I'm frying to think of one

(

Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)

much batter

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)

Pfft!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:50, archived)

and me this here.

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

Future Yoda

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:04, archived)

i for one

am against these new memes,
please stop

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

needs more techno viking

(

prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:55, archived)

BEER* SPEW

*may possibly not be beer

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:13, archived)

her face is fucking awesome

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:20, archived)

it's a great photo

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:21, archived)

I see TUB!

(

spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:22, archived)

Hahah Jesus H Corbett!!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:26, archived)

*joins in*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

hahahahahahaha

i approve of this kind of half arsed bawbagness

(

mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:24, archived)

And whats this eh?

TJ: DISCOMEATS! Are you there anywhere?

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

I animated it, hope you don't mind lol

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)

MY EYES

Well done :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

How very Moire

I approve!

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

Splendid!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Oh, waiter...

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)

There's a chicken on my flickrgirl!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

AND SHE'S FIESTY!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:03, archived)

FISTY

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:08, archived)

LADY CHICKEN FIGHTER IV - TURBO JUSTICE (Mit DICE): BUDOKAI!

The New Team.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:10, archived)

Gah!

That looks like carpet and is making my teeth hurt.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

I like mine better

but woo ;)

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)

gosh this is nice

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:14, archived)

This is how Brian Sewell is going to die

in a very horrible way

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)

This is your Brian Sewell.

This is your Brian Sewell on drugs.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

there is only one web site that contains the words

"Brian Sewell is a cunt"

There should be more page like that

(

Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

I declare this

'fuck about with a few filters day'

just like any other day.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)

hahahaha!

(

The Duke of Prunes, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:43, archived)

beespooge on my house....ew

Click for bigger (31KB)

(

Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

NSFW

link please. ;)

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Why do I have this strange urge to say

oooOOOooo Beehave!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

Bee quiet!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

I don't bee-lieve it!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)

Oh bee sensible please!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)

Atr least mine are tag lines:P

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)

Well sir!

My original one was a character so there!

*top trumps*

Cor smell that!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)

Ewww

take it to another forum what now right

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

ha ha ha!

(

finnbar has officially retired, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

Another forum?!

There can bee only one!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)

Hehehe

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)

*furiously masturbates*

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Phwoar!!!

I bet that tastes salty!
:D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

someone's gettin luckay ;]

damn bees

(

Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

You've lost your L plate! :O

Hello :]

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:19, archived)

i no how awesome

but now i cant see which posts are mine by the lil red L..i have to actually look for my name =/

(

Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

Donate and get an icon.

Then you just have to wait a year and you can distinguish yourself by your candle :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

woo! candles!

candles are pretty =]

they haves fire n stuffs =]

(

Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

Speaking of candles always reminds me of Emo Phillips.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ab6LWXeNDA

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:23, archived)

"work it for the camera baby, yeah, work it"

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:22, archived)

*tries to resist*

*fails*

'nings

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:30, archived)

Hahaha

*gasps*

(

Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

YAY FOR BEES!!!

(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:23, archived)

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

FUCK YEAH

you're the best at these :)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

*adds to resume*

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:10, archived)

IT'S AN INSULT

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:18, archived)

Relevant post:

www.b3ta.com/board/8288268

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

but how is it done?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

A complicated system of pulleys and levers

(

The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

steam and clockwork?

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

mirrors

or so I recon

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:15, archived)

LIES

it's smoke and mirrors i tells thee

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:25, archived)

Wowee!!

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

*hands all his money*

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

I really love that

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

wo wow ow ow ow ow ow owo

nice

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:15, archived)

I made this for MrPenisapple

to celebrate the introduction of his new cheese.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:03, archived)

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE :)

The cheese was called "Dr. Pineapple" for some reason.

My fridge was full of various cheeses, laid out like a deli. My brother was there and said "Maybe the deli guy just made it for you?"

My dreams are fucking shit.

(

MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

I'd love to have a cheese named after me.

You have dreams where you influence the world, that is good! :D

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:17, archived)

EAT MOAR CHEESES!

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)

How wonderfully colourful!

Makes me think of fibre optics.

(

..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

That's the best one so far :]

(

ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

Nice

I see the board is in a bit of a psychedelic mood today

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:13, archived)

cor! ace colours :D

(

mugatu, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

This I like!

*click*

(

XLVII .uk, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)

Government health warnings

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

Hahaha!

Genuine LOL.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

Damn!

Should have posted my pic. here instead of the last thread.

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

It also makes ns mysteriously disappear...

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:50, archived)

ns?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Letter n. Plural.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:51, archived)

Oooooh

I see. I didn't notice that.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:52, archived)

lol

oops

(

Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Owwwwwchikkachikaaaah. I'm like an eagle.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:53, archived)

Bald?

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

In areas.

But that's not the point.

With my EYES, fool.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

I see.

Palms I hope.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Not just palms.

Have you been at them lady bears agan?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

If only Captain...

If only...

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:00, archived)

Oh I forgot, they barred you from Whipsnade, didn't they?

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:01, archived)

2 months to go :D!

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

Oh don't.

In two months I have to start panicking about manwife's birthday presents.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

Make him something,

from macaroni. Like macaroni cheese.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:09, archived)

He'd love that.

I'm going to get him a painting. I'd like it to be an original Chet Zar but I haven't got the dollar.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

Buy him one of mine.

I don't use oils or watercolours. Infact, I don't use paint. I use cheese. Instead of canvas I use macaroni.
It's really conceptual stuff, dealing with issues that relate to us all.

(

the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:14, archived)

Like HUNGER.

And WASHING UP.

(

Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:16, archived)

with laryngitis?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Sq, and indeed uawk.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

this is acceptable

as a bird call. *ticks box*

continue

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

I say, warble warble.

Furthermore- tweet.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:07, archived)

just as well

future advertising boards have built in typo corrections.

funny that!

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:55, archived)

Shit, then I'll be obsolete.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

it's alright

you'll be dead by then..

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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:57, archived)

Fuck off.

I'm going to live forever. Light up the sky like a flame. CAPTAIN. I'm going to make it to Heaven. Baby, remember my name.

_{remember remember remember remember}

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

archie isn't it?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:04, archived)

I wish.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:05, archived)

I have the power to change names

if you give me the full request in proper wish format

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:08, archived)

Unless you can turn me into the Architect himself

that's an AW HEYUL NAW.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:11, archived)

what?

the shit white haired character from the matrix who looks like Col. Sanders? fuck that

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

TGA, you ninny.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:12, archived)

i know

but isn't one based on the other?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

I hate my silly brain sometimes.

It malfunctions.

EDIT: Ooooops... wasn't destined for a new thread. Sorreyz board.

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

What is.. brain?

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

mEOW..mmmeoow...MOOCH!

SPOOF, SPOOF, SPOOF, SPOOF, SPOOF, SPOOF!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:39, archived)

Haha!

I shall just dump this here....

Question: How do you get the black outline onto the font? I'm using Paint.Net. Thanks

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:47, archived)

I dunno Paint.net, but either look for stroke, outline, shadow or

make 2 of the same text on 2 layers and make the bottom one black and shift it down and to the right a bit?

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:54, archived)

Fankoo!

I'm still a newbie to this image malarky!

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:56, archived)

In photoshop

add your text then on the layers window to the right ( which is viewed by default but you might need to enable it in the window tool if not visible ) right click the text layer and choose blending options to bring up the layer style dialogue. Check the stroke option at the bottom than right click stroke to bring up the properties where you can change the colour of the stroke from the default red to black. You can also change the parameters of the stroke to make it greater in pixel size or change its blending option.

I apologise, I just noticed you are using paint.net and I have no knowledge of the application but the info might still help.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

No probs, I never diss anyone for asking a polite question

we all start off knowing nowt and you don't learn owt if you never ask.

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:02, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

maybe its me but...

_{_{_ris}}

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:04, archived)

And now?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

I
S

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:11, archived)

NOWAI

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8288210

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8288227

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:17, archived)

that's no haddock!

looks like a pollack to me...

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:26, archived)

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

well

you get a woo for posting a frankie howerd pic!

EDIT: later all, gotta run!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

I thank you

I had a Frankie Howerd moment today and made a Woo, a Fail and a RIS from Howerd pics. It made me feel happy.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

that man

was made for happy. pity his life was so sad :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

True, true.

Like so many comedians.
I'm glad I'm a miserable fuck.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

well i get it

and i like it.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:07, archived)

Ah, you've obviously been to Uganda.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

Jamaica?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:08, archived)

Alaska...

Hey hunny, did I make ya?
- No, I wanted to go.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:09, archived)

Norway?

Did she

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

Yesway.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

Segway

*topples*

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

oneway

system

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

oranother

blondie

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

in dorset?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

I look at mungbeans because they are thieves

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:10, archived)

The only bean I trust is the mushroom.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:12, archived)

kipper tie?

Yes please, two sugars

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:13, archived)

BADDUMtshhh

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

Hello mother, what's for tea, FLIES?!???

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

Monkey?

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gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

Yes?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

Ooooh have you got a Pigsy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

Yes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:29, archived)

EVEN BETTER.

Humnahumna.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

oooo TAY!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:32, archived)

tay tay tay

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:34, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgS539ap8nw

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

The only man who looks like people do on the other end of a door peep hole

when he isn't...

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:06, archived)

peppers are the worst

they are voyeurists and secret plimps.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)

I don't get it,

but I like it a lot.

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:15, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

IT'S TRUE

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:20, archived)

oH, GOOD NOOZ

I have a new character in the works.

PEEDO CHILE - The World's Youngest Pedophile.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:23, archived)

well i stand up next to a mountain

and feel its genitals, with the edge of my hand

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:25, archived)

ROCK-RAPE?

Ah, Danke.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)

I see!

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO WHEN THE LIGHTS GO DOWN

WITHOUT YOU TO GUIDE THEM ALL TO ZION

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:18, archived)

THEY WILL USE THE GLOWING OF THE TROUSERS

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

GIVE ME MY WINGS.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

THEY ARE IN USE

I SHALL WASH THEM AND DRY THEM AFTER

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:24, archived)

SELL OUT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

i LUV u...i-i-iiii-Ii luV u,.,...i-i-ii-lUV u

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:21, archived)

YOU WERE THE LIGHT AND WAY THEY'LL ONLY READ ABOUT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:22, archived)

He's just a bastard, Dizzy Bastard...DIZZY BASTARD!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:26, archived)

I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER ANY MORE.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:27, archived)

Yall gone make me lose ma mind, Up In Here, Up In Here.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

IT'S CLOSE TO MIIIIIIIIIDNIGHT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:31, archived)

Who run it? You know, but ya acting like ya don't know.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

*bleepy bloop*

I can't do lyrics from instrumental songs.

I'm gonna go fucking murder some cunts. bye!

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:35, archived)

Sorry

Woo the pic. but

(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:30, archived)

tetWith

Me likes

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:37, archived)

THAT

Is FUCKING AWESOME!

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:33, archived)

Oh youuuuuuu, have a LOLHOOLIGAN

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:38, archived)

OMG! The guy on the right has my current hairstyle!

I must be a chav, AAAAAAaaaaaaaargh!!

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..wil, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

You've made some sa-weeet shit.

Love the Walken pic, and the one from Bladerunner.

Nicely.
This is aces;
img106.echo.cx/img106/1439/nemesis7wd.gif

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 19:21, archived)

For fanj, who loves me.

Click for eye-fucking 186kb larger version

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:01, archived)

i love fanjs mum

well i say love,
i mean making love,
well i say making love,
i mean fucking,
well i say fucking,
i mean fucking in the arse,
well i say arse,
i mean colostomy bag

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:03, archived)

its meeeeeeeeltiiiiiiiiiiing

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:05, archived)

Oooah :D

Just so you all know: It doesn't tile

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ClanSoul, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:14, archived)

I am reminded of

Joy Division teeshirts.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:16, archived)

That is a bit of an eye fuck

I'm getting illusory 3d-ness, lines and movement...

*eyes explode all over the screen*

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Hellzapoppin, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

Hmm, that's nasty.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 18:58, archived)

is this making my eyes bleed

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pippy is a truck, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 20:18, archived)

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